>>28619902
anyway we could request to be sent to that one training place that Mr. Popo sent Krillin Yamcha Tien and the pokemon?

Let's get the power leveling started (please be gentle polo)

>>28619978
I deal ashamed and angry at my phone for misspelling popo (stupid auto correct)

Kama watches you from the doorway. His face, which a moment ago was smiling and easy, is now hard and serious. You suddenly get the feeling that his training is going to be anything but easy, and you wonder what exactly he could do that would be difficult for someone as you to handle.

"I hope you understand this is going to be no walk in the park" Kami tells you. "This training is serious, and is meant to test you in every conceivable way. Few have received my training, even fewer have survived it. So, I am offering you one chance to back out."

>A. You aren't afraid

>B. Back out

>C. Something else

>>28620042
>a/c
Agree but ask him for specifics/details

>>28620042
A
We can take it

>>28620042
A: "If I backed out when things got hard, I wouldn't be a Saiyan"

>>28620042
>A. You aren't afraid

>>28620072
>>28620074
>>28620078
>>28620093
"If I backed out when things got hard, I wouldn't be a Saiyan" you tell him.

Kami nods. "Very well then, follow me."

Without waiting, he turns and exits the room. You follow, and the two of you walk down a long hallway, with countless doors on each side. You find yourself a bit curious as to what's in them all, but you continue to follow Kami. He suddenly turns and leads you down a long flight of stairs, and then down another hallway. Finally, near the end of the hall, he turns and opens one of the door, stepping inside. Entering after him, you find yourself in a massive, dark room. A pendulum is swinging back and forth across it, and you hear a constant ticking, as if you are standing in a giant clock.

"This is where the majority of your training shall take place" he tells you.

>A. What is this place?

>B. Let's get started

>C. Having second thoughts...

>D. Something else

>>28620168
>b

Aww ye time for some intense hyperbolic time-chamber training

>>28620168
>A. What is this place?

>>28620168
B

I have a bad feeling about this...

>>28620168
A
>This is an interesting room
Then B so we get started

>>28620190
That's not the time chamber mate.

>>28620190
>>28620208
>>28620213
>>28620215
Deadlock

>>28620168
D
Can we eat first?

>>28620225
oh right, my mistake. Got a little excited there for a second

>>28620241
It's the same place where the worthless maggots had Popo's training.

>>28620235
A

>>28620238
this

>>28620208
>>28620215
>>28620256
"What is this place?" you ask him.

"It is a very special room" he responds. "Here you will be tested, here you will learn. If you want to understand, go stand in that circle" he tells you, pointing to an orange circle in the center of the room. You walk over and stand in the middle of it, looking over to Kami.

Suddenly, there is a bright flash of light, and you are no longer in the room. In fact, you are no longer on the lookout. You aren't even sure if you are on the same planet. You stand in the middle of a barren landscape, which seems to stretch on for miles in thee directions. In the fourth direction, you can just make out a large city.

>A. Wander the desert

>B. Go to the city

>C. Something else

>>28620315
>C. Something else
sense Ki

>>28620315
>>A. Wander the desert

>>28620315
>B. Go to the city
"That was pretty fucking tits, not going to lie."

>>28620325
Smart, I like it.

>>28620315
C: sense for anyone

>>28620325
Yea, actually do this first.

>>28620315
C fo sho

>>28620325
>>28620339
>>28620349
>>28620351
You decide that it is likely a smart idea to sense for power levels before making any decisions. Closing your eyes, you stretch out with your senses as you have done so many times before. The city, you sense, is absolutely bustling with activity. You sense thousands of small power levels, people going about their lives and seeing to their various businesses. In the desert, you sense a much smaller group of power levels, though these ones feel far stronger.

Opening your eyes, you look deeper into the city, then towards the desert. You think things over for a moment before making up your mind.

>A. Desert

>B. City

>C. Something else

>>28620390
>A. Desert

>>28620390
A

.>>28620390
B lets figure out the most important parts of the city are.

>>28620390
B

Let's not wander into a group of hardasses before finding out their temperament. Scout the city first.

Why can Piccolo fly so fast?
The bald makes him aerodyNamek.

>>28620423
>>28620453
>>28620419
>>28620410
Deadlock

>>28620482
desert

>>28620482
CITY

>>28620482
Dessert

>>28620482
city

>>28620497
>>28620520
>>28620531
>>28620536
Still deadlock

Rolled 1

>>28620547

Let's let the dice decide.

1 = City
2 = Desert

>>28620547
Roll 1d2 and see which it is.
1. is desert
2. is city

>>28620547
Fine changing mine to city >>28620531

>>28620568
Allright, city it is then.

>>28620423
>>28620453
>>28620520
>>28620536
>>28620568
>>28620584
You decide to visit the city first. Lifting off the ground, you soar over the barren landscape until you reach the sprawling metropolis. Landing in front of the largest building in the city, some things immediately strike you as odd.

The people are looking at you with confusion and terror. Though, you are used to that reaction, so it isn't exactly new or jarring. What does strike you as odd is that they look human, but they're all carrying guns and wearing what appear to be scouters. You see a small group of them, these ones wearing armor, approaching you. They stop just a few feet away, guns leveled at you, while one continues towards you.

"A saiyan all alone?" he asks. "Why have you come here? Do you really expect to destroy us all by yourself?"

>A. Yes, and you're going to love every minute of it

>B. You are extremely confused

>C. No, why would you do that?

>D. Not unless they all attack you

>E. Where are you?

>F. Something else

>>28620647
>C. No, why would you do that?

>>28620647
>C. No, why would you do that?

I just got here like 5 minutes ago and have no idea about anything happening here at all.

>>28620647
C+E

>>28620647
"Probably not, unless you're going to act like colossal pricks."

>>28620647
>C
"I... no?"

>>28620647
C

"Wait, why I would I attack you?"

>>28620647
>F. Something else
"Why would I want to do that? Frieza pretty much kicked us out of PTO, there's no reason to start killing people who aren't colossal pricks anymore."

>>28620689
>>28620706
>>28620710
>>28620726
>>28620733
"I...no?" you say. "Why would I do that?"

"Now that's what I've been wondering" the man in front of you says. "Why would you saiyans want to attack us all of the sudden? We've shared this planet with your people and lived peacefully with you for a very long time. So why have you suddenly decided to turn on us?"

You have no idea what this man is talking about, but you can practically feel his rage and...fear. This man is absolutely livid, but also absolutely terrified.

>A. You have no clue what he is talking about

>B. Does he need help?

>C. Threaten him

>D. Leave

>E. Something else

>>28620647
"Look at your scouter fella, if I was going to do that, do you think we'd be having this conversation?"

>>28620788
Oh shit we're back in time to when Saiyans and that other race were both on the planet

What are we gona do?
Frank should know what's going on if he listened to History class

>>28620788
>B
"You need some help?"

>>28620788
>A. You have no clue what he is talking about
"Look, I got to this planet like five minutes ago, I've absolutely no idea what you're talking about."

>>28620788
>E. Something else
'I...have been away for some time. I just came back for food and supplies. But if my people are attacking, there must be some reason. I will parlay with them, and attemp to reach peace.'

>>28620809
we're in past Vegeta, before the saiyans wiped out that other race and took over the planet
Frank should know this if we do

>>28620809
>>28620837
>Saiyans
>Good education system
He probably doesn't even know what a Tuffle is

>>28620823
"Well I haven't killed you yet so obviously that's not what I'm here for."

>>28620823

I'll support this option. Perhaps mix it with something like >>28620855

>>28620788
>>28620853
its a food?

>>28620823
went for some training ended up here

>>28620887
Yes, yes it is.

>>28620853
Vegeta remarked that Tuffles treated Saiyans basically as slaves until they rebelled.

If we knew anything about the Tuffles, it would be that they were pricks that King Vegeta overthrew.

>>28620823
>>28620855
>>28620883
>>28620887
"Well I haven't killed you yet so obviously that's not what I'm here for" you tell the man, who scowls at you in response. "Look, I got to this planet like five minutes ago, I've absolutely no idea what you're talking about."

He throws back his head and laughs. "Is that a fact? And how exactly were you off planet? Everybody knows saiyans aren't smart enough for space travel. But, hey, I'll humor you. Your people, the saiyans, have lived here with my people, the Tuffles, for many many years. Recently, your people have been launching unprovoked attacks against us. Two of our cities lie in ruins, and we've lost thousands of people. Two of your villages are gone, and you've lost dozens of your people. Considering how small your population is, that is not good for you. Now, I don't know why you're here, but I want you out of my city right now, or my men and I will have something to say about it."

>A. Threaten him

>B. Attack him

>C. Offer to help him

>D. Leave

>E. Something else

>>28620947
Vageta himself was a prick.
King Kai said that Saiyans just waltz in and genocided the Tuffles, because Saiyans were dirty Cavemen who the Tuffles didn't bother with.
King Kai is more trustworthy than any Saiyan.

>>28620788
B

"Well, it seems like you guys have a Saiyan problem. I'm a Saiyan and I'm not interested in slaughtering you nice people. Why don't I go talk to these other guys and try to sort this thing out?"

I'm just trying to prevent these guys from attacking us, they seem desperate as all hell.

>>28620959
>E)
'A Saiyan? Oh no Firend, I'm a Human - form Ey Arth'

>>28620980
lets go with this

>>28620959
C

"Look, you guys really need to expand your world view - not all Saiyans are complete assholes. Maybe I can talk to these other Saiyans and figure out why they've started a war with you guys."

>>28620959
'I will find my brothers, and attempt to reach a peaceful solution with them.'
D, leave.

>>28620959

I'll support this:

>>28621005

>>28620959
>E. Something else
"Tuffles? Didn't you guys get exterminated like centuries ago by King Vegeta's forces?"

>>28620959
>>D. Leave
go see the saiyans, survives fuck yea more troops for our empire

>>28620973
Yea, well King Kai also said that Planet Vegeta was destroyed by a meteor, so go figure.

Both sides of the war are extremely biased against each other.
Tuffles think that they basically adopted Saiyans who repaid their kindness in blood.
Saiyans think that Tuffles treated them as slaves and were right to rebel.

>>28621022
this is good too

>>28621022
pretty sure that would just make us seem batshit crazy

>>28620959
>E. Something else
"Interesting, I'll go talk with these primitive Saiyans and see what their viewpoint on this war is."

>>28621035
I don't think we can take people from here back to our world. But I could be wrong. You'd have to ask Heil Popo

>>28620980
>>28621005
>>28621022
Vote on these

>>28621056
>implying we aren't

>>28621005
This, I guess. Character and gets the plot moving.

>>28621005
voting this

>>28621022
>>28621073
this

>>28621005
This

>>28620959
>C. Offer to help him
"Have you ever seen a Saiyan dressed Like I am? Let me give you a free piece of advice: End this war before the next full moon, or you will die, and in the process the Saiyens will doom themselves."

>>28621073
I'll go >>28620980

>>28620959
"When you assume another person's intellect purely based on his race, that makes you seem like a closeminded racist and at that point, you don't really have much persuasive power in your argument."

>>28619902

>no real desire to kill

Pussy.

>>28621183
geez Frank, how's that PhD treating you?

>>28621203
Well, unless they're assholes.
Then we punch a hole in their chest.

>>28621203
It's a test.
Kame is trying to trick us

>>28621203
>>28621215
It's the best way to play "neutral": repay kindness with kindness, repay cruelty with cruelty.

>>28621215
And rule over... er liberate their people

>>28621222

And remember one of the lessons we learned when we were meditating, our guilt over Portat, and that sometimes there is no right choice.

Tuffles or Saiyans, there probably won't be a clear choice here.

>>28621005
>>28621021
>>28621087
>>28621093
>>28621098
"Look, you guys really need to expand your world view - not all Saiyans are complete assholes. Maybe I can talk to these other Saiyans and figure out why they've started a war with you guys" you tell him.

He snorts "Diplomacy? That's new from one of your species. Very well, go and speak to these other saiyans, see what you can find out. Their king lives in a large village hundreds of miles from here. Speak with him."

You close your eyes and focus, trying to pinpoint the largest power level on this world. It would be logical to assume that the saiyans are led by the strongest among them, after all. You sense a large power about where the man suggested you would, roughly a hundred miles away. Shooting into the sky, you fly there as fast as you can. You pass over a few smaller villages on the way there, and you notice that the saiyans in them look different then you would expect. In general they are larger and more hulking, with even the women looking more tall and muscular.

Eventually, you reach the village where you sensed the largest power level. The power is coming from, surprise surprise, the largest hut in the village. Two large warriors stand in front of it.

"What do you want, pipsqueak?" one asks as you approach.

>A. You wish to speak with the king

>B. Attack him

>C. Tell him to get out of your way

>D. Something else

>>28621244
Well, there is one way actually.
Become a terrifying threat that they have to unite against or perish.

>>28621251
a 30 woman harem and trans galactic empire, but ill settle for you getting out of my way

>>28621251
>C, then possibly B
I think we should act more Saiyan in front of unknown Saiyans, lest we be taken for a weakling

>>28621251
A: "Just trying to talk to this leader guy, you ape"

>>28621251
>A
"Take me to your leader."

>>28621276
cheeky, I like it

>>28621251
"And people say Saiyan's aren't hospitable."
"I'll have a beer and some meat, thank you."

>>28621251
>D. Something else
Could we get a better sense of how tough these guys are?

>>28621251
>A
Where is the king, I want to talk to him

>>28621276
10/10

>>28621276
This.

>>28621276
if only they knew what half those words meant

>>28621276
This

>>28621276
You, I like you

>>28621276

And we're only 1/15 of the way there as far as that first part is concerned.

>>28621364
Almost 1/10, depending on our progress with Fita.

>>28621375

Watch, we'll be responsible for scaring or convincing a few Truffles to evacuate, and those few survivors wind up on Earth, abandon their advanced tech N Battlestar Galactica style and in the lower gravity grow taller and eventually become the humans of the present, or mix with the proto humans to create the humans, and proves the theory that DBZ humans are just Truffles and that they and Saiyans were just different breeds of the same species, and Gohan is the first recombined.

>>28621417
look at you being all meta

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>>28621276

>>28621276
>>28621302
>>28621322
>>28621345
>>28621349
>>28621350
>>28621357
>>28621364
"A thirty woman harem and trans-galactic empire, but I'll settle for you getting out of my way" you tell him.

He snorts "Funny runt, but the king doesn't see just anybody."

"And he doesn't like it when people show up without him asking them to" the other warrior tells you, cracking his knuckles. "When runts like you don't get the hint, he likes for us to put them in their place."

"That place being six feet underground" the first one says.

Feeling their energy, you can tell their power levels are huge, but only about half of yours. Still, it strikes you as odd. Even king Vegeta was never as strong as these two guards standing in front of you now.

>A. Leave

>B. Threaten them

>C. Attack

>D. Try and reason with them

>E. Something else

>>28621497
>D)
We're already going full diplomat. Why give up now?

>>28621497
D
>Guys, Guys, I love a good fight as much as the next sayian, but I don't want to embarrass you two. I just want to talk to the King so I can find out whats going on here.

>>28621497
D: "Look, I could crush both of you in no time flat, but I'm just here to see the king. Either you get in my way, and I put you in your place, or you let me go on, and if the king doesn't like me, he can take care of me himself"

>>28621497
>E. How do you know what a foot is?

>>28621497
Som, can we sense how strong the king is compared to us?

>>28621497
>C. Attack
1 hit on the stomach for each, leave them breathless, let them kneel on the ground, then.
'Gentlemen, I want to see the king'

That is saiyan diplomacy

>>28621497
Go full full alucard if they attack
But
D FOR noe

>>28621596

agreed

>>28621497
"I wonder, if I beat the crap out of the pair of you will the fellow see me?"

>>28621497
>>B. Threaten them

>>28621497
>D
Let's just charge up and get close to our max power level to intimidate them. They obviously have no idea who they are currently fucking with

>>28621497
>E
Read their minds. Try to discern a way to get them gone without pain.

>>28621497
D

"If I kick both your asses, will you let me see the King? No ki attacks, physical attacks only."

>>28621628
should've put B instead of D

>>28621648
but there's two of them and they're bigger. If anything, ki attacks would be our bread and butter

>>28621497
>E. Something else
"Okay then, let's have a bet. If I can beat you up with only using my left hand, then can I go see the king?"

How strong is the king? We can sense him right?

>>28621551
>>28621563
>>28621567
>>28621596
>>28621628
>>28621648
"Look, I could crush both of you in no time flat, but I'm just here to see the king. Either you get in my way, and I put you in your place, or you let me go on, and if the king doesn't like me, he can take care of me himself" you tell them.

The first one chuckles "You have spirit runt, I'll give you that. Fine, you may pass, let the king be your judge."

"I think he will enjoy crushing the life out of you and destroying your spirit" the second guard tells you.

You stroll past them and into the hut. It's no more impressive on the inside than it is on the outside. Honestly, it reminds you of the king's hut on the first planet you visited after joining Salta's team. Seated on the throne in its center is a massive saiyan warrior with tall, spikey hair. He glares as you approach, clearly not happy to have you waltz in unannounced. You can feel his power, and it is greater than yours.

"Who are you?" he demands. "What makes you dare to stand before king Vegeta?"

>A. Attack

>B. Threaten him

>C. Leave

>D. Ask why he is attacking the Tuffles

>E. Something else

>>28621675
We're twice as strong and twice as fast.
What the fuck does size have to do with anything? We can benchpress a planet anyhow.

>>28621737
how much stronger is he? just a bit? like twice?

lets talk for now
D

>>28621737
>D)

>>28621737
D

>>28621737
>D
"You're attacking the Tuffles unprovoked. Why?"

>>28621737
D

We might want to show our manners though, kneeling may be a smart move, just to show we aren't hostile

>>28621737
D, how much stronger is he

>>28621737
Empire Frank
>D. Ask why he is attacking the Tuffles

>>28621737

>no time flat

Eloquent, OP.

>>28621806
That would be a show of submission. It would calm him, yeah, but he would lose respect for us. Remember the saiyans respect strength above all else, not fealty.

>greater ki than ours
Good.

Maybe Saiyans in the past had no ki sensing and no scouters, so they either ended up stronger or deader than their modern counterparts?

>>28621737
>D
"So why attack the Tuffles NOW? I don't get it."

>>28621844
He's also the King of the Saiyans. We are Saiyan, he would expect us to kneel and show us respect. Its better than barging in demanding to know whats going on, we can gain his respect with our strength.

I'll compromise with a bow though, that could be just as effective, probably.

>>28621737
>D. Ask why he is attacking the Tuffles
>E. Something else
"Your Ki is quite impressive, even stronger than my own, which is a first."
>>28621874
No. we're in an increased power version of the past.

>>28621908
A bow is better, yes.

>>28621923
Dont be so sure of that, the legend of the super saiyan came from somewhere, so why not having saiyans be stronger in the past?

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>>28621954
>the legend of the super saiyan came from somewhere
That was Bardock's fault.

>>28621923
>Telling him he's stronger than you
Brilliant idea.

>>28621768
>>28621783
>>28621792
>>28621797
>>28621818
>>28621821
>>28621874
"You're attacking the Tuffles unprovoked. Why?" you ask him. "Why now? I don't get it."

The king's eyes narrow, and for a moment you expect him to attack you. But, after several seconds, he speaks.

"You have some nerve, weakling, asking me to explain myself to you. I am king, I do not need to give you any reasons, my word is law, and my actions are done because it is my will. That is all you shall know, and that is all that matters" he tells you.

>A. Ask him again

>B. Threaten him

>C. Attack him

>D. Leave

>E. Try reasoning with him

>F. Something else

>>28621737
"Well, surviving the death of 4 planets tends to inflate your ego quite a bit."

>>28622017
A: Thats not good enough to justify genocide

also how strong op?

>>28621923
Maybe this is before even the age of the Vegeta we know's father. Maybe his distaant ancestor who was also named Vegeta.

>>28622017
"Well, I guess I'll just have to make an educated guess."
Read his mind

>>28622017
>F. Something else
"Do you know how to sense ki? its a marvelous trick that allows you to sense the strength of a warrior at a glance. It's also quite easy to learn if someone explains it to you."
>>28622058
Nope, King Vegeta killed off the truffles.

>>28622058
All kings of vegeta are named vegeta

>>28622051
Stronger than you, but close enough in power where you would stand a chance against him

>>28622017
>E
"We saiyans are people. We do love fighting, but our code of honor and sense of reason is what separates us from the base animals. You are indeed king, but all kings must rule with wisdom as well as strength. There must be a be a reason you're attacking them."

>>28622017
>I think we got off on the wrong foot. My Leige, I've recently taken too many hits to the head and don't know whats going on or why its happening, can I just get the 411?

>>28622058
Nah, it was the same King Vegeta who exterminated the Tuffles.

>>28622120
In other words we can win if we fight smart and hopefully not get ganked by the other sayins

>>28622157
If it comes to that, we'll need to challenge him to honorable combat so other saiyans are forbidden to interfere.

>>28621954
Bardock is the legendary super saiyan. This whole place isn't even real. It's Kami magic went to push us to our limits. We can still die though.

>>28622157
well, im sure if we challenge him to a fight for leadership he would keep it just the 2 of us

>>28622051
>>28622102
neither of these.
>>28622104
That might gain his interest, and probably get him to repect us once he realizes our strength.

>>28622017
"So I take it that you'll give me an answer if I proved to you that I'm not a weakling? Well, that's done easily enough. Where do you wanna fight?"

>>28622170
No, pretty sure that was noncanon. The Original Super Saiyan was a golden oozaru.

>>28622017
F

"I understand, my liege. Is there some way I can earn your trust? Are there any disobedient Saiyans that I can "discipline" by your command? My strength may surprise you."

>>28622170
>Bardock is the Legendary Super Saiyan
But he isn't, he's just a regular Super Saiyan.

>>28622209
Nope it's canon.Yes it's stupid but it's canon regardless.

>>28622227
The legend says the Original Super Saiyan eventually destroyed himself because he couldn't control his own power. That doesn't sound like Bardock.

>>28622034
>>28622051
>>28622102
>>28622104
>>28622130
>>28622146
>>28622191
>>28622225
Vote on these

>>28622256
Hence why it's stupid. Blame the toriyama for approving the guy who wrote his special.

>>28622017
so why are you king'
?

>>28622225
He'll just ask us to kill Tuffles. Which is exactly what Kami doesn't want us to do.

>>28622261
This. >>28622130

>>28622130
This, hopefully saiyans respect balls as wells as strenght.

>>28622286

Well, we don't know that for sure.

Anyways, I have my doubts about surprise-attacking King Vegeta when his bodyguards are everywhere and everyone is 5x stronger than they should be.

>>28622317
No one is suggesting that. We'll need to challenge him one-on-one for the throne if we hope to have a chance at beating him.

>>28622191
I'm voting for this.

>>28622191
this

>>28622191
voting this

>>28622130
>>28622104
either of these two. Lets not start a fight with him if we can avoid it.

>>28622130
Voting for this one

>>28622130
Voting for this as well.

>>28622130
>>28622286
>>28622301
"We saiyans are people. We do love fighting, but our code of honor and sense of reason is what separates us from the base animals. You are indeed king, but all kings must rule with wisdom as well as strength. There must be a be a reason you're attacking them" you say to him.

He sighs, looking you over for a moment, then pausing, as if going over something in his head. Finally, he nods at you.

"Very well, I will tell you why we are at war with the pitiful Tuffles" he tells you. "Our people have inhabited the harshest and most deadly parts of this planet for generations. This has made us stronger, but it has limited our capacity for development. One can hardly build a respectable civilization in a climate such as this. And so, we sought to negotiate with the Tuffles in order to gain land and technology." He growls. "The Tuffles have always looked down on us Saiyans, and they laughed at our requests. They told us we had nothing to trade them, and that if we wished to acquire any land or technology, we would have to buy it from them. They told us our warriors could work for them, but the jobs they offered were little more than menial labor, and the wages next to nothing. They would not allow us to take what we wanted, what we needed. And so, we are taking it by force." He looks at you, tilting his head to the side. "I find it odd that you are unaware of these events. Still, you are a saiyan. As such, you have a duty to serve your king, and lay waste to the Tuffle dogs!"

>A. You will help him

>B. You're helping the Tuffles

>C. Both sides are in the wrong, help neither of them

>D. Something else

>>28622438
>C.
"Have you tried reasoning with them since your most recent attack?"

>>28622438
>C
Certainly, this.

>>28622438
C: I'm sure after the recent attacks they might be more open to negotiations. Though this time it seems like we have the upper hand.
Why not negotiate under the threat of a larger scale war?

>>28622438
>D. Something else
Head back to the truffles. Tell them what you heard, and recommend that they open negotiations. Reccomend that they make peace by the next full moon, or they will all die

>>28622438
>D.

What's to stop you from restarting negotiations with preparations for a larger war if they don't acquiesce? I can act as a mediator between both sides as a saiyan and an off-worlder, I am impartial.

>>28622520
This.

>>28622438
A. No fucking about. We are saiyans, we must aid our kind. Blood is thicker than water.

>>28622453
I don't think you quite know how diplomacy works

>>28622438
>C
"Let's say I convinced the Tuffles to see the saiyans as equals. Partners that could combine their respective strengths and become a force to truly be reckoned with. They would be able to see the might and capability of the saiyans to perhaps go to other planets using tuffle spacecrafts to gather resources and trade with the tuffles. Would that be an acceptable scenario?"

>>28622438
Mention the tuffels seem desperate
And continued fighting will just lead to both sides wielding each other out sayins are strong but every lost warrior is another member of our race lost to us
C

>>28622438
D

"I only sought to hear your thoughts on the matter, Your Majesty. But after several victories, surely the Truffles must understand our strength - why not negotiate a temporary peace and have this technology delivered?"

From here, we could work behind the scenes and ensure that the "temporary" peace becomes the status quo.

If King Vegeta gets too uppity, hopefully we'll be strong enough to challenge him directly for the throne and restore peace to Vegeta.

>>28622568
Stupid auto correct wiped out

>>28622438
>D. Something else
'They said there was nothing we could offer them. They are wrong. We can offer them security, not only from us but also from outside threats.'

>>28622438
>C. Both sides are in the wrong, help neither of them
"You make a very good point."
"Though I did some talking to with the Tuffles and they seem to think that the entire attack was completely unwarranted, they had apparently absolutely no idea what's been happening and with some political manouvering, it could be easy to make their morale drop by revealing the truth of the matters."
"and thus, you'd be able to gain Tuffles working for Saiyans like you wanted."

>>28622520
>>28622558
>>28622570
>>28622614
You turn and exit the hut, taking to the skies and flying until you reach the great city once again. Landing in the same spot as before, you are soon approached by the same group of armored Tuffles, with their leader approaching you.

"So, what did he say?" he demands. "Was that stupid ape even able to form a coherent explanation?"

>A. Explain what Vegeta told you

>B. Kill him

>C. Threaten him

>D. Offer to help him against the saiyans

>E. Something else

>>28622718
>A. Explain what Vegeta told you

>>28622718
A: propose they hold a meeting. And explain the king is about as strong as you, so if things get out of hand on either side you'll settle them down. Until both sides can come to an agreement you're going to be the middle man

>>28622718
No one said anything about leaving. Well, as long as King Vegeta doesn't consider this treason then I'm ok with it.
>>28622775
This sounds good.

>>28622718
A

"King Vegeta tells a different story - that the Truffles refused to share their technology, to treat Saiyans as equals, or even give them fair wages while doing hard manual labor. King Vegeta seeks to take by force what the Truffles refuse to provide. So really, both sides have something that the other wants, and neither one truly wants bloodshed."

>>28622809
seconding

>>28622775
>>28622809
Vote on these

>>28622775
>>28622809
No reason why we can;t combine both.

>>28622718
"Wow dude, cut with the racist remarks, even though I'm not a local, I still take offense."
>A. Explain what Vegeta told you
"Anyhow, apparently your goverment has been pretty much pro-tuffle all the way and disregarding Saiyan rights all around. They given places to live with no climate for agriculture, no natural resources and extremely hazardous. Only way they could have progressed in society is to perform menial labour for a shitty wage, because they can't afford to have an educational system in there."
"So yea, it wasn't exactly unwarranted, it was simply the age old principle of 'those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make a violent revolution inevitable.' kinda thing, they really don't have anything to lose."

>>28622841
agreed. do these two

>>28622836

Can we combine these, SOMNIUS?

Offer to bring a meeting together and act as 3rd party to make sure no hostilities are tolerated.

>>28622836

>>28622809

>>28622809
To be fair, the tuffles have no obligation to give the saiyans anything. The PROBLEM is that the tuffles don't respect that the saiyans can be extremely useful as a military, security and reconnaissance force, allowing them to gain tuffle tech through legitimate means.

>>28622884
True, that's why the Saiyans have to resort to 'right of conquest' because that's the only path available to them.

>>28622884

Well, considering that the Tuffles have been getting their cities destroyed by a handful of barbarians will probably make them more open to using Saiyans as an effective military force.

>>28622775
>>28622809
>>28622823
>>28622841
>>28622850
>>28622860
>>28622877
>>28622884
"King Vegeta tells a different story - that the Truffles refused to share their technology, to treat Saiyans as equals, or even give them fair wages while doing hard manual labor. King Vegeta seeks to take by force what the Truffles refuse to provide. So really, both sides have something that the other wants, and neither one truly wants bloodshed" you tell him.

The Tuffle throws back his head and laughs. "Those filthy monkeys have their feelings hurt? We offered them a fair deal. They had nothing to trade, so we offered them jobs. Unfortunately, they're dumb as rocks, so all they're good for is physical labor, which, as anyone with half a brain would know, does not pay very much. If they aren't happy with that deal, they can stop passing their dung around and learn how to build their own devices."

"Look, the only way this can end peacefully is if you negotiate with each other" you tell him. "I can work as a middle man."

He snorts. "Do those monkeys even know the meaning of that word? And we are not afraid of those stupid brutes. We've fought off plenty of their attacks before. There is a reason they covet our technology, it is powerful enough to exterminate them like the vermin they are."

>A. Reason with him

>B. Threaten him

>C. Kill him

>D. Leave

>E. Something else

>>28622980
>A
"If you were even -slightly- aware of what a saiyan is potentially capable of, you would be signing a different tune. Imagine: saiyans ten times as powerful as their King, as tall as skyscrapers and shooting lasers more powerful than anything your tech could cook up. That's what you're going to be up against if you don't find a way to make nice."

>>28622980
>A
"And those "vermin" have killed how many of you? Maybe it's time to stop being arrogant, racist pricks and start using your goddamn head. It wouldn't take much to smooth the whole thing over."

"Seriously, you're just as bad as Vegeta."

>>28622980
Are you refusing the only Saiyan that has ever come looking for peace?

The Saiyans may be barbarians, but If this is the way you Tuffles act, then I'm proud to be a saiyan, at least we aren't sadistic war mongers walking around with a holier-than-thou attitude

There's still a way to end this peacefully, please reconsider

>>28622980
use ki strands to destroy his scouter and his weapons. Show him that his technology isn't that powerful.

>>28623047
I don't think the race card is going to work here. Saiyans actually ARE less smart than tuffles, and they actually ARE a warrior race that loves fighting.

>>28622980

If we tell him what Saiyans can do on a full moon, he will just use that time to prepare.

Go with the idea that it is a great business opportunity.

"Listen, do you honestly want to waste Tuffle lives in fighting your wars? Look at the Saiyans, dumb as brutes but wowtheir tenacity is staggering. They can make quite effective soldiers, and they follow their leaders orders without question.

Think about it. Tuffle ingenuity and intelligence with the sheer brawn of Saiyans. You can even use them as a mercenary force to rent to other planets, bringing both prosperity and income to the Tuffles.

And besides, constant warfare will keep their numbers down so that if they do decide to become aggressive, you can handle them.

>>28622980
>'For all your presumed intelligence, you have been unable to sweeten your words with the ever-so-necessary honey of diplomacy.'

>'When a simple monkey like me has been able to gather information and meet on agreeable terms with leaders from both groups, someone with your clearly superior intellect should have been able to prevent this war from starting at all.'

>'I wonder which is what you fear the most, our strength or our cunning?'

>>28623045
>>28623047
>>28623054
Vote on these

>>28623080
Right but we can point out hes the one trying to start a war now. Might make him see things differently

>>28623114

Ooh, this one. It appeals to their own sense of pride.

Newfriend here. Why are we playing a Saiyan quest as the great negotiator? Shouldn't we be flying around kicking ass and taking slaves?

>>28623155
We tried that. All it did was endanger the people we care about and make us paranoid.

>>28623114

I'll second this response.

>>28623047
Voting for this

>>28623155

Read the quest logs newfriend. We kept getting our ass handed to us, so now we are seeking the teachings of the great Kami on Earth on how to be smarter and more disciplined.

>>28623155
We tried that. Read up on the old threads if you want the character development

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>>28623155
We are trying to turn over a new leaf. Trying real hard.

>>28623114
I'll go with this.

>>28623155

And that attitude saw us survive the destruction of 4 worlds, we gained perspective after that, and losing a mate.

>>28623117
I personally want to punch him

>>28623112

Voting for these. These Truffles seem like dicks, but maybe they'll see profit here and respond to that.

>>28623114
For the love of God, cut that last part out. That can only lead into trouble.

>>28623129
Oh, I do like this.

>>28623114

Nothing like aggressive negotiations.

>>28623155
Because we've managed to connect the dots between conquest and all the shit that's happened to us since Vegeta was destroyed.

>>28623155
We're just taking a short break really.

>>28623047
I like this one, basically tell them to act like the smarter race instead of being petty idiots

>>28623114
Cut the last part out and go with these.

We want to avoid a war.

>>28623114
Please this.

>>28623114
This, but cut the last part out.

>>28623155
We tried that, but all that resulted from that was a bunch of planets blown up by PTO, massive paranoia and getting our shit kicked in.

>>28623114
>>28623182
>>28623147
>>28623206
>>28623224
>>28623230
"For all your presumed intelligence, you have been unable to sweeten your words with the ever-so-necessary honey of diplomacy" you tell him. "When a simple monkey like me has been able to gather information and meet on agreeable terms with leaders from both groups, someone with your clearly superior intellect should have been able to prevent this war from starting at all. I wonder which is what you fear the most, our strength or our cunning?"

The Tuffle glares at you, clearly trying to restrain himself from doing something he might regret. You watch with some amusement as he spends several seconds trying to form coherent speech.

"You ignorant fool, do you really think we have not tried negotiating?" he asks. "I sent ambassadors to one of the local villages shortly after the first attack. They were sent home in pieces! You expect me to be impressed because you walked into another monkey's home without getting shit flung at you? I suppose next you'll ask me to be impressed with a fish for not drowning in the ocean! Those saiyans are animals, and it is time they were put down as such!"

>A. Reason with him

>B. Threaten him

>C. Kill him

>D. Leave

>E. Something else

>>28623270
also make another attempt to get Truffels to use Saiyans as mercenaries, talk about how it will avoid needless death (on both sides but emphasize truffle values) then point out potential enemies like Freeza.

If he says "muh advanced tech" or "muh business" note that freeza is a conqueror, stronger and smarter than the saiyans. He will eventually come for them.

>>28623342
Fuck.

Keep using >A

Put our own life on the line to ensure your personal involvement in maintaining the peace.

(It sounds like the Truffel guy lost a friend)

>>28623368
I hadn't considered that. Retreating my vote.

>>28623368

seconding my previous suggestion, trying to make him see the value in "using" saiyans as a para-military force.

>>28623338

Go with A
"Listen, it's dumb not to at least use me while I'm here. I can talk to them, and try and make a treaty of some sort, but there will have to be compromises. Otherwise, the Saiyans will just keep killing you, and you'll keep killing them, until there's nothing left on this planet.

>>28623368
No, he's just mad because we're smarter than he is, and he doesn't know what to do about a smart saiyan.

>>28623338
'So what did the ambassadors say to them. If our conversation is any indication, they probably just called them stupid apes and threatened genocide."

>>28623338
>A

"Sounds to me like this isn't just a racial conflict. You have a personal vendetta against saiyans, am I right? If that weren't the case, you would have been waging a full-scale war against them by now. Yeah, you hate saiyans for a different reason."

>>28623445
That's exactly mwhat I wanted to say!

>>28623398
The motherfucking truffels don't realize that by giving us military backing they will eventually come to rely on us.

You all know where I am going with this.

>>28623445
sounds good.

>>28623338
>A
"If they were as shit at this as you are, it's no wonder. Have you tried treating them like people, or would that make too much fucking sense?"

>>28623480
>>28623485
No dammit! We might as well kill him now before he shoots us!

USE REAL NEGOTIATIONS /TG/

>>28623338
D
forget this tool

>>28623338
>A. Reason with him
"Did you send ambassadors who were familiar with Saiyan culture or did you just send them expecting them adhere to your cultural norms while still getting results?"

>>28623503
You're afraid of some stormtrooper-tier guns? Pfft. He shoots us and it will be the death of him.

>>28623503
Well, if he commits a faux pas his entire race position will be weakened. We are subtly insulting him individually, so his entourage might not do shit. If that happens, we could use them as a propaganda tool.

>>28623503
"Real negotiations" involve finding an advantage and pushing it. Our advantage is that he has no idea how to deal with a Saiyan who is not only vastly stronger than him AND smarter, but knows it.

>>28623445
>>28623467
>>28623480
>>28623485
>>28623462
>>28623521
"So what did the ambassadors say to them. If our conversation is any indication, they probably just called them stupid apes and threatened genocide" you say to him, becoming rather annoyed by his constant racial insults.

"No, you idiot. Our negotiators went in there with every intention of securing peace between our races" he tells you. "In hindsight, we should have known better than to try reasoning with animals."

>A. Reason with him

>B. Threaten him

>C. Kill him

>D. Leave

>E. Something else

>>28623579
E) We should use our Telepathy problems and do inception on him or something like that

damnit Kami

I don't know how much longer I can reason

>>28623579
>E
Read his mind. See what his real issue is.

>>28623338
A

"Did your negotiators call them stupid apes as well? Look, I'm not trying to insult your people, but the Saiyans are a race of prideful warriors - if you insult them, they will response violently.

I CAN talk to them in a language of honor that they will trust and respect - let me act as a cultural translator for you people, and perhaps no more Truffle sons will lose their fathers."

>also /tg/, antagonizing this guy is fucking stupid. Please stop it.

>>28623579

>A. Reason with him

Well, now you got a Saiyan who is talking to you and who is more than willing to see this war end without anymore deaths. I talked to other Saiyans, and got their king to voice their collective concerns, and came out of it in one piece.

I can be your mediator and diplomat on behalf of the Tuffles while being familiar enough with Saiyan culture to know how to steer things in favor of the Tuffles while letting the Saiyans think that they've got you by the balls. Now are you going to let this opportunity pass and let more of your people die, or are you willing to work with me?

(((NOTE: WE WILL MANIPULATE BOTH SIDES TO A COMPROMISE)))

>>28623579
>E implant the knowledge of mr popo's existence into his mind

>>28623579
>>28623606

Seconding this.

>>28623647
>implying driving him to insanity will help us

>>28623338
"If they displayed similiar attitude as you, then you must have sent some really shitty ambassadors. Perhaps you should have hired Saiyan diplomats? I hear they die lot harder as well."
"Hell, for a political move that would have been a real kick to the groin wouldn't it? It would have taken off all the legitimacy of King Vegeta's claim, but you guys were too caught up in your own bigotry."

>>28623557
Good point. But extremely dangerous
>>28623551
I'm afraid of Freeza. I'm thinking ahead.

>>28623579
>A Act of good faith time

Well I am here reasoning with you now, my goals are the same as your, to establish peaceful relations between the Saiyans and Truffels.

My people need technology to develop, their lands are incredibly hostile and it has led to their aggressive disposition.

You are at least aware of the Saiyans code of honor yes?

Then you will know I speak the truth when I say that I will lay my life at stake to ensure peace between our peoples.

*cut yourself or something and go to shake his hand*
You have have my word.

>>28623614
I vote for this.

>>28623647
As funny as that would be, I'm pretty sure that constitutes as a war crime.

So silly question, but why are we reasoning with this asshat? I don't think it would be in Goku's character to take this kind of shit from this guy, and it damn sure wouldn't be in Vegeta's character, and while we're not as bad as Vegeta, we're certainly less malevolent than Goku, right? We've tried the nice route, it isn't working. Just waste this dude and see how his subordinates react.

>>28623647
>"We're all maggots here..."

>>28623677
We're not Goku. We're not Vegeta. We're doing this the way we think we should.

>>28623614
If he doesn't accept this^ and my post before that then get him real, real mad and do this: >>28623677

Show them we don't fuck around.

>>28623592
>>28623606
>>28623613
>>28623614
>>28623647
>>28623665
>>28623669
Vote on these

>>28623677

Goku doesn't just kill people he doesn't like. THen again, this guy is being incredibly stubborn considering he knows we could blow up this city pretty easily.
Also, we are neither Goku or Vegeta. We're Frank. We've seen some shit. Including our wife die.

>>28623675
We should totally try to use that in a battle, though. I was thinking of training our psychic emission ability, so that we can transmit more than just words - images, knowledge, even feelings possibly-.

>>28623669
They're Tuffles, not Truffles.

Also, too wordy, even for the wordiest Saiyan ever.

>>28623703
This >>28623606

There's no way this technocrat is going to have mental defenses.

>>28623613
This one.

>>28623613

Voting for this.

>this is Kami's test. Don't murder innocents, you fuckwits.

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>>28623718
Eh, it plays to the 'smart saiyan diplomat man of all seasons'

Also fuck the tuffels I keep thinking they're kerfluffles or something.

>>28623677
Because they're dead-set on spamming diolomacy because now they think pacifism is the right path

But they're dumb and don't realize where they are and why they can't change things.

Seriously guys, reading his mind would be so much easier.

>>28623697
And I'm asking why we think this is the best option. There's being nice and then there's being a pushover, we're the latter at this point. I'm not saying waste the dude now, but it should have been an option like two updates ago. Frank is trying to change his ways, sure, but that doesn't mean he'd take this lying down, show some balls. If neither side wants to negotiate peacefully, then let what happens happen. We tried negotiation and we didn't take part in the genocide, but at least we tried, damn.

>>28623770

You do realize this isn't ACTUALLY the past, right? Like, King Vegeta is not actually stronger than us. This is Kami's test. We're trying not to look like an insane murder bot.

>>28623770

No man, Kami is testing us to see how we respond to how we were. He is testing our moral fortitude and commitment to do what is right. It doesn't matter if we can change it or cannot change it. What matters is how far we are willing to go to try and not allow it to happen again.

>>28623780
I'd rather read the mind of one of his assistants, see if they too are as stubborn as this guy or if this guy is just that big of a dick.
>>28623791
I'm thinking last call. We've all but bent over for this guy. He still doesn't take the easy option out,fine ,we burn his ass.