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Previous Threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=homeless+mutant+quest
Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UuVeJFig

You are John James Green, mutant vagrant.

You’re out in the freezing cold, sitting on a bench overlooking a small, shallow pond, rather than at home where it’s just cold and there’s a sofa. Why? Because you wanted to meet some kid that might possibly be a mutant, for reasons you’re not entirely sure you could explain properly to even yourself. Maybe because you like the idea of having something in common with a person who has central heating at home. Maybe because you feel like you owe him something. Maybe lots of things.

You didn't really think this through.

The last, gasping rays of the evening sun diminishing behind him, Peter approaches across the snow, his breath bulging heavily in the cold air. Laura shifts uncomfortably beside you, sniffing testily. She stops as Peter gets closer.

He glances a little bemusedly from you to her, and then back again. You think that’s bemusement, anyway.

“Um… hey. Who’s your friend?”

>Present Time: 6:04 PM
>Current Funds: $147.80

>[ ] See if he’s cool with her being there.
>[ ] Just introduce her, he’s probably cool.
>[ ] Get straight down to business.
>[ ] Write in.
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>>28603274
>See if he's cool with her being here
>Introduce her anyway.
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>>28603274
>[X] See if he’s cool with her being there.
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>>28603274
introduce her and ask if he's cool with her being here.
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>>28603274
>[X] Introduce her
He literally did just ask for an introduction
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>>28603307

Seconded.
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>>28603365
>>28603307
Thirded.
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I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
>[x] Write in.

'Peter, I called you here because I know what you are.'
'You are a mutant, same as us. That's nothing to be ashamed of despite what Uncle Sam might say.'
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>>28603394
fourthed.
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>>28603451
Shit writing and it's not time to say shit like that yet.
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>>28603470
Fifthed
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>[x] Just introduce her, he’s probably cool.

manners mugga manners
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>[X] See if he’s cool with her being there.
>[X] Just introduce her.

“Oh. This is Laura. We’re…” What, exactly? “…Roommates. Of a sort. You okay with that? Someone else being here?”

“Yeah, uh… sure.” He pops out an awkward little wave. “Hey, Laura.”

She pauses, fixing him with one of her just-a-little-too-long stares, and smiles obligatorily. Briefly, too. The moment staggers on in ungainly silence a little longer, before he coughs intentionally and paces around the bench, sitting down.

“You guys… come here often?”

>[ ] “Yes I meet a drug dealer here, it’s magical.”
>[ ] Try to edge the conversation towards mutieness.
>[ ] Be direct. Are you or are you not a mugga, Petey old boy.
>[ ] Write in.
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>>28603274
>Time to call it a night, early day tomorrow
>HMQ FINALLY up

Dammit Crusty, thread better still be there when I wake up tomorrow. I'm especially looking forward to this even more than usual, after what happened to Laura in the last All-New X-Men issue I really want to see the Laura I like (Muh Laura I know, but seriously it was awful).

Oh, and definitely going for
[ ] Just introduce her, he’s probably cool
Peter's cool, he won't freak out.
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>>28603603
>>[ ] “Yes I meet a drug dealer here, it’s magical.”
>>[ ] Try to edge the conversation towards mutieness.
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>>28603603
>[ ] “Yes I meet a drug dealer here, it’s magical.”
>[ ] Edge the conversation to mutieness
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>>28603603
>[x] “Yes I meet a drug dealer here, it’s magical.”
>[x] Be direct. Are you or are you not a mugga, Petey old boy.
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>>28603648
>>28603663
Seconded.
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>>28603673

Thirding this combo
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>>28603603

>>[ ] Write in.
sometimes.

>>[x] Be direct. Are you or are you not a mugga, Petey old boy.

"you are so lucky. power(s) AND look normal?"
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>>28603603
>try to edge the conversation towards mutieness
>do not scare the poor kid off by forcing sketchy hobo issues (Le Creeper) on him
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>>28603648
>>28603663
>>28603672
We probably shouldn't mention creeper...
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>>28603687
>>28603673
>>28603672
>>28603648

IDK if we should tell him about Creeper. At least don't open with it.
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>>28603719
I don't want to drag normie boy Peter into the shady world of organized crime. He has enough with schoolwork already. I think we should just out him as a amugga and offer our support scaring his bullies.
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We're not mentioning Creeper. We're cracking a joke to lighten the mood.
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>>28603603
>[ ] Try to edge the conversation towards mutieness.
Don't mention creeper
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>>28603603
>>[ ] “Yes I meet a drug dealer here, it’s magical.”
> "I'm just gonna be direct, man. Are you like me? Er. Similar to me? Like. Y'know. Claws and stuff. Walls lasers and yadda yadda?"
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Laura knows, Laura knows who he is.

Hilarity ensues.
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>>28603767
We are mentioning that we meet a drug dealer to perfectly ordinary Peter Parker.
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>>28603767
can they change meet to met?

Meet implies we have regular business with him

I mean we do but its short term.
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>>28603818
aw shit, this. I thought the second was the one implied.
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>>28603767
I'd still rather not, I means, we're trying to offer support to a potential mutie that's probably been able to pass as a normie so far. We're already an unshowed hobo, I don't think self deprecating junkie jokes are really the best way to lighten the mood since they're guaranteed to make him feel more uncomfortable (he's joking right? oh man I really don't know this guy is that why he's homeless?), you know?
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>>28603818
Yea, this
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>>28603818
Sure why not
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>in character to do list proposal

1.) confirm Peter's mutantness
2.) if yes, establish mutant solidarity. Respect knuckles authorized.
3.)later, scavenge the scar 2 I want that fucking piano boogaloo
4.) Ask laura for self defense pointers
5.) talk with Surge about powers
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>>28603818
Yeah no, let's not give Peter reason to think we are or were a junkie right off the bat.
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>>28603931
Piano comes last.

Otherwise, I agree.
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>>28603931
>We find piano
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7QF97oJ9Ic
>JJ gains +SAN
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Please no junkie jokes or if we do, make sure he knows it's a joke.
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>>28603965
>implying we're not gonna learn to cover Dazzler songs by ear

Laura will dig it
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>[X] “Yes I meet a drug dealer here, it’s magical.”
>[X] Try to edge the conversation towards mutieness.

“Yes I meet a drug dealer here, it’s magical.”

You think Peter just spat-took (spat-take? Spat-taked?) air. You can’t help but smile a little.

“Joking.” Well… technically, it was a joke, of sorts. The best jokes are based on true stories anyway. “Don’t worry, I’m not that kind of hobo.”

Not anymore.

“Man…” He looks at you with the demeanour of a kicked puppy going on. Somehow, you get the impression that he’s used to being the butt of most jokes. “Don’t do that, I almost spat out my teeth there.”

“Yep, you pretty much did.” You sit back, and watch a magpie pecking at something on the edge of the pond. How exactly is this supposed to go? “So, uh… you remember that stuff you asked me, a little while ago… that stuff?”

Peter crosses his arms and takes on a serious expression. “No, it’s fine, I understand if you don’t want to talk about it…”

Not quite the reaction you were going for.

“Uh, yeah, well…”

>[ ] “…Were you interested for any particular reason?”
>[ ] “…You were right. I’m a mutant.”
>[ ] Write in.
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>>28604005
>We meet Dazzler
>[Ability Assimilated]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EfhAFA2yFE
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>>28604027
>[x] “…You were right. I’m a mutant.”
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>>28604027
>>[ ] “…Were you interested for any particular reason?”
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>>28603931
Can we just steal a keyboard from a pawn shop?
Can we go hobo and acquire a keytar instead?
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What animated Marvel shows or movies will you use for the Quest?

JJ's code name could be either Talking Shadow or Walking Shadow.

Does Enhanced Strength affect jumping capabilities too?
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>>28604027
>>[ ] “…Were you interested for any particular reason?”
>>[ ] “…You were right. I’m a mutant.”

"what gave me away? I thought dressing like the unabomber was a foolproof disguise!"
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>>28604041
this, too
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>>28604027

"...You were right. I'm a mutant," shades come off.
"Were you interested for any particular reason?"
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>>28604027
>[ ] “…Were you interested for any particular reason?”
>[ ] “…You were right. I’m a mutant.”
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>>28604027
>>>[ ] “…Were you interested for any particular reason?”
>>>[ ] “…You were right. I’m a mutant.”
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>>28604053
Some Evo stuff has already sorta maybe shown up. I haven't actually seen any animated Marvel films.

Code name stuff is up to you guys. There will be a point at which you have to choose.

Yep. You can jump like a freak.
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>>28604027
>[X] "...You were right. I am a...well, you know."
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>>28603965
We need Enhanced Dexterity for that. We have Enhanced Agility ;_;

Also, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adyrqtfFJvU&hd=1

>>28604027
>[x] “…You were right. I’m a mutant.”
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>>28604027
>[X] “…You were right. I’m a mutant.”
>[X] “…Were you interested for any particular reason?”
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>>28604098
>I haven't actually seen any animated Marvel films.

Thor and Loki is kinda fun
Hulk vs is okay. Hulk vs Wolverine had the best animated portrayal of Deadpool I've seen

rest is meh to shit. DC has Marvel beat in that department.
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>>28604098
>Yep. You can jump like a freak.

Sweet
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>>28603642
Haha, I heard about that. My condolences to fans.

To be honest, I haven't read all too much X-23 stuff (or recent Marvel stuff in general). Even after doing some research for this quest, I've still yet to read her whole ongoing. My memory of her in NXM has pretty much had me writing her as a r63 of the protagonist from Drive.
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>>28604027
>>[ ] “…Were you interested for any particular reason?”
>>[ ] “…You were right. I’m a mutant.”
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>>28604169
>had me writing her as a r63 of the protagonist from Drive.

Sounds hilarious
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>>28604247
we're the cute girl next door.

who's the kid?
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>>28604297

Dunno. But Kevin and/or Noriko is the beaten husband.
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>>28604027
>[ ] “…Were you interested for any particular reason?”
>[ ] “…You were right. I’m a mutant.”

Let's get to the point.
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>>28604297
The telepotter.
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>>28604331
I always wondered if condoms worked on kevin.
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>>28604297
>who's the kid
Layla fucking Miller-Madrox?
Though we might have fucked that future up a bit.
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>[X] “…Were you interested for any particular reason?”
>[X] “…You were right. I’m a mutant.”

“…You were right.” You sigh deeply, your breath coiling in the air. You watch it spiral out into the greying ether, slowly disintegrating. “I’m a mutant.”

His expression doesn’t change much – his eyes widen a little, you think. There’s a slight infrequency in his heart rate, but that’s it. No adrenaline. You’re getting more from Laura, oddly enough, but you supposed she’s just wound a little tight by the prospect of meeting a new human being.

He says nothing.

You pull back your hood, blinking a little as the cold seeps in under your hair. Your ears twitch involuntarily at the sudden freedom.

“Whoa, Spock ears.” He blurts out, quietly. “Uh, sorry, I just”–

“Nope, you’re right. I have Spock ears.”

“Well… Vulcan ears, technically.” You stare. A slight red haze fights its way through the cold across his cheeks. “It’s important to be accurate!”

“Hah. Well, yeah…” Silence. Urgh… look at that magpie go, all pecking at that whatever it is, look at that… “So, I was wondering… were you interested for any particular reason?”

He blinks.

“Like… like, for a school project or something? Nah.”

Damn you Peter Parker stop being difficult.

>[ ] “Are you a mutant, Peter?”
>[ ] “I can’t help but notice that you bruise just sort of… vanished.”
>[ ] “Really? Because if there was some reason, that’d be okay.”
>[ ] Write in.
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>>28604443
>>[ ] “Are you a mutant, Peter?”
>>[ ] “I can’t help but notice that you bruise just sort of… vanished.”

"its okay Pete. you're among your people. Nobody is outing anybody."
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>>28604443
>[ ] “Really? Because if there was some reason, that’d be okay.”
in this order.
>[ ] “Are you a mutant, Peter?”
>[ ] “I can’t help but notice that you bruise just sort of… vanished.”
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>>28604443
>>[ x ] “I can’t help but notice that you bruise just sort of… vanished.”
Phrase it differently:
"I noticed your 'staircase' related injuries have healed up nicely, and... expediently."
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AWWW SHIT YEAH TIME FOR HOBO!
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>>28604443
Are you a mutant peter?
I noticed your bruise vanished.
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>>28604443
>[ ] “Are you a mutant, Peter?”
>[ ] “I can’t help but notice that you bruise just sort of… vanished.”

Hey, handsome. I noticed you're a mutant. I'm a mutant too. Maybe we could, be mutants together? ;)

(Reminded me of a line Butthead said at one point.)
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>>28604443
>>[ ] “Are you a mutant, Peter?”
>>[ ] “I can’t help but notice that you bruise just sort of… vanished.”
Also mention his acrobatics that we noticed and how he smells similar to batman
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>>28604484
Seconded, since this makes much more sense.
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>>28604501
don't ntr laura
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>>28604443
>>[ ] “Are you a mutant, Peter?”
>>[ ] “I can’t help but notice that you bruise just sort of… vanished.”
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>>28604443
>'Peter, it's okay. I know who you are'
>'You are a mutant'
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>>28604443
>Really...
Followed by
>I can't help but notice...
And only if he's still being coy
>So you "aren't" a mutant then? Had me fooled.
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>>28604443
>
"I can't help but notice that your bruise sort of... vanished"
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>>28604443
>>[ ] “I can’t help but notice that you bruise just sort of… vanished.”
>>[ ] “Are you a mutant, Peter?”
In that order followed up by, "your strength for such a small frame and the way you dodged me before gave me an inkling ,but what tipped me off was your healing"(i know its awful)
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>>28604443
>[ ] “I can’t help but notice that you bruise just sort of… vanished.”
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>>28604443
>>[ ] “Are you a mutant, Peter?”
>>[ ] “I can’t help but notice that you bruise just sort of… vanished.”
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>>28604443
>>28604443
>>[ ] Write in.
>>[ ] “Really? Because i can’t help but notice that you bruise just sort of… vanished.
Are you a mutant, Peter?”
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>>28604169
Oh fuck yes. Ryan Gosling is one of mai husbandos.
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>>28604592
>>28604443
This works since every one is voting for basically this combination.
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>>28604443
Mention how you can pick up powers. How you have heightened agility and wallcrawling.
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>>28604436
Of course they do, they're latex. Latex isn't biological.
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>>28604631
No sense in mentioning that.
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>>28604443
>>28604631
Aslo mention the super strength.
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>>28604631
nah nah nah

we already dropped one truth bomb

its his turn

quid pro quo
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>>28604443
The best time of the week here!

>>[ ] “Are you a mutant, Peter?”
>>[ ] “I can’t help but notice that you bruise just sort of… vanished.”
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>>28604653
Maybe later since we can say we have been getting influenced by others about our powers(except kevin for some reason, and the only powers that fit his close enough was venom hands[they are good as well and their level 3 is useful for us]), and that we knew no one that had those powers and he was the only new person we met in a while.
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>>28604631
Hmm. That's an option to keep in mind. It's one of thosse things where we can a relatively innocuous comment that might lead to him saying more than he'd like.
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>>28604708
No. Stupid idea.
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>>28604643
Before latex they used to be made out of animal intestines.

>[ ] “I can’t help but notice that you bruise just sort of… vanished.”
>[ ] “Are you a mutant, Peter?”
I like ^this order better
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>>28604708
Actually it's closer to vampiric touch.
Kevin's ability devours biomatter by withering it.
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>>28604708
Please no.
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>>28604708
>venom hands[they are good as well and their level 3 is useful for us]

>Yeah, lets totally go a route where we can't maintain physical contact with others ever again!

No
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>>28604784
But it has more destructive power than level 5 vampiric touch and doesn't give Kevin any boost at all.
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>>28604708
Pete's cool, but we don't know that in character, so can we not give out too much personal information BEFORE we get to know him better? Please?
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>>28604804
It's an on and off ability.

Though I don't remember having paralitic touch or envenomed hands.
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I have a question on something that has me a bit paranoid, what the hell are we going to do if we meet up with Kimmy again. suggestions?
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>>28604888
Fuckin' cheese it with our sweet ass invisibility.
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>>28604830
I know, but they're related in the way that they're similiar type of abilities.
Arguably, ours is much better seeing that we can go full Stonemask Dio Brando on lvl 5
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>>28604888
Run and hide and warn Laura, obviously.
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>>28604888
Run like a little hobo bitch we are and pray to god we have level 4 invisibility and level 5 senses.
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>>28604737
I don't think it was phrased well, but I don't think it's a stupid idea. (Apart from the comment about venom hands) The fact that we passively absorb powers is one of the strongest bits of hard evidence we have that he's a mutant, and the one most likely to get him to spill information we haven't guessed at.

"Y'know, I absorb powers from all my mutant friends, but I haven't quite been able to figure out who I touched that gave me the ability to crawl on walls. Peter, I've been wondering, are-"
"Fine! Yes, I'm Spider-Man, but can you not bring it up in public?"
"...I was just going to ask if you were a mutant."
"..."
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>>28604833
I think what we're doing is saying "you're not alone in your mutie struggle" and offering support
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>>28604900
>>28604830
Here is hoping one of them made the power cut.(crusty said that there is a possibility that one or two powers could make it through after the shift.)they probably are gonna be locked at level 3.
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>>28604917
HOLY SHIT!
PETER IS SPIDERMAN?!
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>>28604917
By that logic, we should say Spider-Man has claws since right after meeting him we got claws.
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>[X] “Are you a mutant, Peter?”
>[X] “I can’t help but notice that your bruise just sort of… vanished.”

The bird snaps up whatever it was digging for and shoots off into the tangle of branches up above. You watch it go in stilted, uncomfortable silence. Man, this is maximum awkward.

Might as well just get it over with. Enough of the dallying. One clean stroke. Either the truth comes out or everybody laughs and it’s all over.

“Are you a mutant, Peter?”

This time the skip in his heart is more pronounced. His whole frame shifts in a subtly defensive manner – his feet rear up on to their toes, as if he’s about to spring, and the muscles in his shoulders wind up. Laura seems to have noticed too, because she mimics him almost note-for-note. You silently pray that you’re not about to hear a metallic SNIKT ring out over the park ambience.

“Why… why would I be a mutant?” His brow furrows in lopsided bemusement. There are tiny holes in his tone, though – thought holes, escape holes. You recognize them well, as you spend most of your life hopping from one to the other. “I just noticed that you were kinda”–

“You had a bruise the size of this borough, Peter.” You cut him off. “It vanished in, what, a day? Maybe a little less.”

He quietens down. You can all but see the gears shifting erratically behind his forehead, grinding out stories, weighing events, twisting. Eventually, he just sighs.

“Alright.” He leans back. A little of the tension seeps out of him. “I’m”–

His confession is cut short by Laura’s voice.

“Someone else is nearby.”

>[ ] Freak out.
>[ ] Hood up.
>[ ] Listen for them.
>[ ] Glance around for them.
>[ ] Write in.
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>>28604972
No, he's batman.
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>>28604972
No. He's batman.
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I'm hoping that one day when we get sense lvl 4 or 5 that allows us to track down creeper, we go invisible, creep behind him and breathe on his neck.
"Sup boyo~"

Granted we shouldn't do this just for shits and giggles.
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>>28605002
>>[ ] Hood up.
>>[ ] Listen for them.

ten bucks sez its facility fags
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>>28604905
ok, what if Laura's been psycho-scentified?
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>>28605002
>>[ ] Hood up.
>>[ ] Listen for them.
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>>28605002
>>[ ] Hood up.
>>[ ] Listen for them.
>>[ ] Glance around for them.
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>>28605002
>[x] Listen for them.
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>>28605002
>>[X] Listen for them.
Lizard elf powers activate
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>>28604917
Yeah, the harder you try to trap Peter into a reveal the more likely I think he is to stonewall us. I mean yes, Laura will just reveal the fact he is spider-man (or if she passes her social check, maybe she'll just take him aside later and let him know she knows), but that will probably blow up whatever fledgling trust/friendship we have with him in the short term. Sure we can build that back later, but when we run into him on the next Creeper mission it's going to suck that much worse.

(Actually, with the drug dealer joke we made earlier he might have just figured out who we work for. If the park is an established meeting ground for Creeps that is.)
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>>28605002
>[ ] Hood up.
>[ ] Listen for them.
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>>28605002
"Do you smell paint, Laura?"

Whisper it to her.
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>>28605002
>[x] Hood up.
>[x] Listen
>[x] Maybe even do a thermal look-see.
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>>28605002
>>[ ] Hood up.
>>[ ] Listen for them.
>>[ ] Glance around for them.
We can listen for them and use our eyes to look for them.
Our eyes and ears are better than lauras.
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>>28605002
Put your hood up but act natural, use your senses to see if it's trouble.
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>>28605065
Hood up, too.
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>>28605065
OH GOD
this, do this
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>>28605002
>>[ ] Hood up.
>>[ ] Listen for them.
>>[ ] Glance around for them.
I was half expecting luara to jump at him when i saw his sentence cut short.
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>>28605002
>>[ ] Hood up.
>>[ ] Listen for them.
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>>28605002
>Hood up, listen, glance around
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>>28605002
>[] Hood up
>[] Listen for them
>[] Write in - Heat vision mood time, then look around casually.
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>>28605126
"Mode" not "mood" gosh darn it!
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>>28605027
>>28605038
>>28605046
>>28605048
>>28605056
>>28605065
>>28605098
>>28605089
>>28605118

Perception Check.
>DC14
>+4 modifier
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Rolled 3 + 4

>>28605169
pls dice gods
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Which would be worst?
Luara's Killer stalker
The creeper and his fucked up face
The super villain we stole from.
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Rolled 16 + 4

>>28605169
Rolling
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Rolled 5 + 4

>>28605169
Crack bitch rolling!
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Rolled 14 + 4

>>28605169
See all! Hear all!
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>>28605196

Ha! My phone rolls well.
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>>28605200
Well, you're self-aware. That's for certain.
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>>28605196
>>28605181
>>28605200
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>>28605188
definitely kimmy
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>>28605223
Have you seen how JJ usually rolls? I was hoping to reverse psychology the dicegods...did not work.
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>>28605255
we do have batman with us though.
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>>28605268
The dice gods are above such trickery.
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>>28605188
I wonder if a nat 1 would have resulted in all three
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>>28605188
...Never even thought of Mr. Negative looking for revenge.
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>>28605188
>Laura's Killer stalker
this, if she has with her that killing-inducing scent drug.
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>MFW we don't know in character Spider-man is here with us.

"Go Pete! I-I-I"l hold them off! ... Where's spider-man when you need him?"
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>>28605314
He doesn't know what we look like.
We were invisible the whole time so there can't have been any video footage.
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>>28605326
Man, I've been worried about that happening for so long now...Hellion and crew showing up instead would almost be a relief.
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>>28605367
>>28605314
There were times we were visible.
Also check out thier marvel pages, they both are kinda even.
http://marvel.wikia.com/Mister_Negative_(Earth-616)
http://marvel.wikia.com/Kimura_(Earth-616)
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>>28605367
a darkhorse candidate I admit

just didn't even consider him a possibility
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>>28605196
>20
>no crack bitch… yet

“Laura…” Feigning a casual shiver, you flip your hood back up. “…Do you smell paint?”

She shakes her head slowly.

“Hey, uh, guys…” Peter starts, but your senses stretch out beyond him, through the branches, over the gentle reverberations of the pond, building a detailed image of your surroundings in the black space behind your eyes.

Far away, a set of trainers clap-clap-clap against the snowy path. Musical notes dance on the fringe of your perception, somewhere further into the park. Someone breathes. Someone shifts nervously. Someone close, but not too close. Snow sighs gently under the minute movements of their feet. Beneath, dead leaves cackle shades of near-silence. You think you hear a human voice, but it’s etching strange shapes in the air. Strange noises. Titters, chitters. Weird things.

Six yards? Seven? They’re behind a tree, you think.

>[ ] Relocate.
>[ ] Tell the other two to scatter and meet somewhere else [write in].
>[ ] Run this guy down.
>[ ] Write in.
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>>28605409
He plays third fiddle to fucking Cloak-and-Dagger. You can't get any more c-list than that.
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>>28605430
i think he is worse than kimmy, but the only way he can find out is from creepy(the fucker is gonna blackmail us) or during the few times we became visible.
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>>28605430
I don't know, could the footage of us going invisible at that electronics store gone viral by now? He could be scrapping at straws trying to get someone for the B&E at his hideyhole.
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>>28605442
tell peter and laura to stay back. We fade and move closer
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>>28605442
>[ ] Relocate
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>>28605466
well we became visible twice inside the building and were visible for a bit on the roof and on the street.
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>>28605442
>>[ ] Relocate.
Invisibility level 4 would be great now.
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>>28605442
get up casually like you just finished talking about what you needed to, then tell pete and laura what's happening.
separate to see who they're after then fade out and intervene
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>>28605409
>>28605449
>>28605456
In a direct altercation, Negative has a greater capacity to rip and tear you than Kimura. He's significantly stronger than 616 Spider-Man, above the twenty ton range. He's surprisingly powerful for a relatively unknown villain, certainly naster than many of Spidey's rogues.

Kimura is just more vicious.
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>>28605442
>>[ ] Relocate.
show no fear

only flee if they pursue
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>>28605442
>[x] Do the thermal vision thing
>[x] Relocate after assessing situation.
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>>28605449
And guest what we are?
You are also forgetting the only reason kimmy is so fearsome is because she is so durable and the only one in our group that could take him on would probrably be peter or laura.
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>>28605522
Are we physically stronger than Kimura with lvl 2 strenght?
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>>28605527
Seconded.
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>>28605442
Tell X to take Pete somewhere else.

Turn a corner and go invisible, find out who these guys are.
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>>28605527
do this.
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>>28605540
We are stronger we could lift 5 tons(but it would hurt us)
While her strength is basically our level 1 strength.
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>>28605442
We need to get Peter out of here. Kid deserves better than dying at the hands of one of our many recurring foils. Laura, Topside. JJ should escort Peter to an alley, carry him and jump ontom a building to reconvene with Laura.
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>>28605580
Excellent, so basically if she comes after us alone, we can basically just stomp her till moosh starts coming out of her mouth.
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>>28605580
>You can comfortably lift 1.5 tons and strain to lift 2 tons. If you're prepared to put your wellbeing at serious risk you can push it to 3 tons.
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>>28605580
how hard can we punch?
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>>28605618
Eh so i'm off by two.
>>28605613
Still a bad idea considering how fucking hard she is to kill.
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>>28605630
Not to mention that she is more skilled then us.
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>>28605613
kung fu is treated like a super power

maybe some hand to hand lessons before
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>>28605613
I think we should be able to break her neck, super tough skin doesn't work against twisting her bones and joints where they don't want to go
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>>28605648
she is on wolverine levels of ridiculous.
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>>28605668
Molecule Manipulation: Kimura possesses a limited ability to phase (pass) herself through the spaces between object's molecules both subsequently ending unharmed and undamaged, if she so chooses. The extent of this was once able to reach inside someone and pull their brains out but an apparent weakness towards adamantium is shown as-well an inability to phase all portions of her body at once needing her to move around walls or open doors as a human.
Density Invulnerability: Using a minor form of density control she compacts her molecules increasing Mass (weight) while keeping intact her Volume (size by length, width, and dept) this in effect increases her Density (damage durability) making her virtually indestructible and impervious to even adamantium weapons, her insides, however, are not as indestructible. Still keeping a compact construct of her nerves she can feel the impact but no pain and is not damaged by explosion, fire or high falls.
Yeah she can either phase out of it or make her skin too hard.
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>>28605700
Well if your using the wiki, then claws level 4 or 5 should work on her then.
>An apparent weakness towards Adamantium leaving her unable to pass her molecules through it, and if thrown or used with enough velocity and strength can pierce her hardest skin.
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>>28605700
it might still be possible to dislocate her neck/spine if we surprise her, they're basically made up of lots of disks that can be popped out for MASSIVE DAMAGE
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>>28605728
That or we just have Laura shoot one of her adamantium claws and we start stabbing the fuck out of kimura with it.

Or we just bring Kevin or Noriko along to instagib the fucker, the two are pretty much her anethema.
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>>28605780
>Laura shoot one of her adamantium claws

can she do that?
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>>28605802
She can, but chances are they're bone and not adamantium.
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>>28605802
Yes. By cutting off one of her hands. It's not very effective.
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>>28605780
we ivisibro with Noriko and sneak up on kimmy to give a BAD TOUCH zap
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I think we should avoid confrontation with Kimura.

Our strategy is basically "dogpile on the psycho cunt until she dies from it"

Pete could probably take her but Pete ain't a killer and that Kimmi could probably break out of jail in no time, assuming she gets arrested.

in summation GTFO MUGGA
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>>28605844
We can't invisihide anyone but us until we hit lv4! bro.
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>>28605857
I agree with this assessment. But I don't think it's Kimi, she isn't this subtle.
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>[X] Relocate.
>[X] Thermal vision.

You pull yourself up.

“It might be for the best if we continue this elsewhere.” You state, checking your shades out of habit. Laura nods in your periphery.

“…Maybe it’s just someone hanging nearby?” Offers Peter, cringing a little at, presumably, the sound of his own dumb ass proposition.

“Maybe.” You concede. “But maybe not. Come on.”

You sneak in a short glance with your thermal vision as you turn towards the park. The view you get is fleeting, but you catch enough to be somewhat perturbed. The cold blue vista of the park is disturbed by a shifting, near-amorphous clump of vaguely-human body heat. Eight yards, most likely. You can’t get a real bead on size or weight, mostly ‘cause in the brief glimpse you caught the shape seemed to be in a state of change. It almost looked like several small signatures all clumped together.

You make your way further into the park, staying close – but not too close – to the path. Peter trudges nervously alongside you, making signficantly more noise than Laura, who has apparently become a living, breathing spectre of some sort. His adrenaline levels have finally gone up. Heart rate, too.

You can hear the shape following, maintaining a safe but consistent distance with you. Laura is beginning to ball and unball her fists...

>[ ] Scatter.
>[ ] Make some small talk.
>[ ] Detach one person [insert].
>[ ] Jump this fool.
>[ ] Write in.
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>>28605857
He can trap her easily with his webs, but anything he throws at her short of a speeding train will do jack shit.
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I think everyone is missing the real question: What happens when Kevin touches Kimmi?
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>>28605892
>>[ ] Jump this fool.
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>>28605892

Barely above a whisper, "Pete, we're being followed. Odds are they're some bad people. We're gonna skirt by a populated area so you can break off. We can talk later, maybe,"
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>>28605901
you mean before or after she rips him apart, she needs to be stunned or restrained for him to even come out unharmed.>>28605892
>>[ ] Make some small talk.
>>[ ] Write in.
Ask laura on what she can tell, and tell her what we saw and heard.
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>>28605901
Non flesh coating above her skin, so unless we teach him to create a death field I think she'd probably be fine and beat him to death,
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>>28605892
>>[ ] Make some small talk.
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>>28605937
This sounds good. Let's not drag Peter into our shady world of drug trafficking and supervillainy.
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>>28605937
Seconded.
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>>28605892
break off and see if they follow you, if they do then turn around and confront them, if they follow peter and laura then fade out and follow the follower
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>>28605937
Sounds good
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>>28605892
>>[x] Detach one person [insert]

go invisible, fall behind stalker, sandwich between them between Laura and Pete and ourselve.

assess situation and act accordingly.


>mfw its probably MJ
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>>28605892
>"So Peter, the way ahead looks clear. You should probably get out of here now. Laura, what do you think our chances are and how best do we deal with this?"
>
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>>28605971
>>28605938
these two work for me, basically confirm what we know and split up.
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>>28605976
Oh, I like. Let's do this
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>>28605976
Seconded.
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>>28605976
What bit about that post or the previous one tells you it's fucking Mary Jane Watson?
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>>28605976
Michael Jackson?
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>>28605996
tg is paranoid.

QMs are or will be aware of that. Why not play with their minds and put them on a ruse cruise?

paranoia does have a downside you know
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>>28606000
unlikely

1.) we're too old
2.) those were vicious lies, He was a saint with a fucked childhood and adulthood

he made thriller!
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...why is the most plausible scenario I can come up with the firm belief that we're about to get jumped by Squirrel-Girl?
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>>28606028
You don't choose the mugga life, the mugga life chooses you.
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>>28606000
no its just a bag of flaming cannabis
>>28606048
There is evidence that suggest that he was chemically castrated.
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>>28606061
I want to believe
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>>28605892
>[x] Make some small talk.
>[x] Don't scatter because we not dumb. Gotta keep an eye on Pete to keep him safe.
>[x] Screw this noise, let's talk over cheap tacos.
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>>28606061
just because we have girl wolverine and otter lass doesn't mean we're collecting a harem of animal waifus
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>>28606061
It could be Otter Lass. She's new to our operation and doesn't know the standing orders.
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>>28606113
We should start a waifu zoo
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>>28606113
>>28606126
Eh it could be the hellions.
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>>28606143
Forgot image
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>>28606137
How about no
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MAYBE ITS BASED GELDOF!!!

>>28606143
I don't think any of the Hellions are good at tracking
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>>28606143
So, you're saying Hellion's dating Squirrel-Girl? This universe's version of her (a delinquent) just got much more interesting than cannon.
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>>28606143
It could be a fucking depowered Silver Surfer for all we know.

Not sure if I want to find out, either.
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>>28606164
Probably not, seeing as how I think he was with our break-in crew that got jumped by Batman.
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ITS TIME?
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>>28605892
so far all of the speculation has glossed over this little bit
>the shape seemed to be in a state of change. It almost looked like several small signatures all clumped together.

got to be someone like Mercury
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>>28605449
I fucking love cloak and dagger. It's a real shame marvel never did more with them.
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>>28606159
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>>28606215
It also could be a powered Silver Surfer. Or the Beyonder running around as a human for shits and giggles. But Laura getting very nervous is a bad sign. Could it be the first signs of her getting hit with the trigger scent?
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>>28606251
I can't think of any other shape shifters (It's not mystique)
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>>28606273

No, the first sign of her getting hit with trigger scent is MURDER
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>>28606244
True, he may have gotten bored and wandered off the random encounter wheel...
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>>28605937
Sounds good. Lets go with this.
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>>28606291

If he were here, you think he'd be chatting us up in the thread by now, then in Crusty's posts, he's fiddling with a smart phone. If we look at it, it's not even turned on.
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>>28606273
They are watching us, and they are good at staying hidden. Reason enough to distrust.

Then again, the multiple heat spots remind me of somebody else we met earlier.
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>>28606273
Trigger scent has a binary effect. If she can smell it, period, she goes "out of control killing machine" on everyone she can rip her claws through. No friend or foe recognition, no personal survival instinct, just kill kill KILL! If she can't smell it she's normal, well, her version there of.
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>[X] Detach YOURSELF.

Well, this person thing clump other is not giving up. Which begs the question – who, exactly, is the clump following? Is this thing a co-worker of that horrific bitch from the church, tracking down Laura on the part of some shady government organization? Is it one of Creeper’s goons, following you in the hope that you’ll reveal your roost? Are they here for Peter, to…

…Yeah, you can’t really think of one for Peter. Maybe his parents are a shifting ooze of tortured mutant fleshstuff, and they’re making sure their No.1 Son Like On The Mugs isn’t falling in with a bad crowd? Maybe.

Or maybe that’s stupid and this person is almost certainly after you or Laura.

The path beside you splits up ahead, one route leading around the ponds, into the more densely forested reaches of the park. You choose this point to speak up.

“Okay. I’m gonna split here. If they follow me, we know who they’re after. If they don’t…” You glance at Laura. She returns to you a blazing, knowing green stare. “…we know who they’re after.”

“Uh, you sure, I mean this could really all just be”–

You cut Peter off. “It really isn’t looking like that, man. Just trust me for a sec.”

As you approach the parting of the ways, you veer off, taking the forested route. The canopy of gnarled, winter-withered branches gradually thickens up ahead, your eyes shifting somewhat into the beginnings of low-light perception as the sparse light dwindles further.

It takes a little while, but you soon realize that the clump is no longer shadowing you.

So, Laura, then.

>[ ] Meet back up with Laura & Peter.
>[ ] Fade and follow the follower.
>[ ] Write in.
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>>28606360
>>[ ] Fade and follow the follower.

time for sandwich
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>>28606360
>>[ ] Fade and follow the follower.
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>>28606360

>[X] Fade and follow the follower.
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>>28606360
Fade and follow the follower.

(PS. It's Venom)
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>>28606360
>>[ ] Fade and follow the follower.
what do they look like?
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>>28606223
Nah, you saw him later. Unspecified Russian Felon was merely Unspecified Russian Felon.

Based Geldoff continues to be based.
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>>28606360
>[x] Fade and follow the follower.
What, not good enough for them!? We'll show them, we'll show them all!
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>>28606360
>>[ ] Fade and follow the follower.
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>>28606360
>>[ ] Fade and follow the follower.
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>>28606360
>>[ ] Fade and follow the follower.
Time for tactical espionage action!
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maybe Silver Sable got hired to find Spider-man?
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>>28606360
>>[ ] Fade and follow the follower.
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>>28606360
>[ ] Fade and follow the follower
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>>28606420
Maybe it's fucking Wolverine, tracking Laura?
OR ALL OF THE ABOVE
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>>28606442
>The Marvel universe stalks 3 kids
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>>28606442
Nah, Laura knows his scent from tracking him before.
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>this level of consensus

/tg/ paranoia is unity, apparently.
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>>28606397
aww I was hoping it was Rhino out of his suit or Unas the untouchable.
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>>28606469

Hey, Shadowrunners gotta have their shadowruns
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>>28606469
We are Legion
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>>28606469
>apparently
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>>28606469
Well shit. Now I'm worried.
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>>28606420
see this >>28606251
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>>28606521

...but we were already worried? Is our paranoia squaring?
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Writing.

Seeing as I've got you all on the edge of your seats, I shall also take this opportunity to sate my tea glands. Expect the coming post to take a little longer than usual.
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>>28606543
if it was mercury, she'd be following us.

we're the only one she has a faint clue of what we look like. (jules or santo gave her a descript)
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>>28606557
Pure, delicious evil. I'm not talking about the tea though the description may apply to that as well.
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>>28606557

You tea swilling monster! What kind? Earl Grey? English Breakfast? Green? Chai?
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>>28606557
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>>28606557
>>28606612
>>28606584

he's just sitting there
cuppa darjeeling in hand, pinkie out
Wearing top hat and monocle
chuckling as he types into his labtop
sitting in front of a roaring fire, with a portrait of a freshly shaven Elizabeth II above the hearth
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>>28606612
damn you. now I want a cup o' chai.
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>>28606582
I only meant someone 'like' mercury. Sandman maybe?
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>>28606652
>with a portrait of a freshly shaven Elizabeth II above the hearth

When did Lizzie do vag pics?
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>>28606657

HAHA! My evil plan has worked, now everyone shall be drinking ALL THE TEA and our hobo quest will become the CLASSIEST QUEST ON /tg/

Monocles on, everyone.
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I bet its that Nazi made of bee's
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>>28606710
Go back to Reddit.
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>>28606662
oh dear.

we aren't equipped for him
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>>28606652
>>Wearing top hat and monocle
and nothing else
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>>28606557
Stupendously grand!
How paranoid these voters,
Whom think of evil?
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>>28606746
naturally
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>>28606731
Well that was upsetting.
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>>28606731
This seems like somebody's fetish...
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>>28606747
This isn't Firebender Quest, you know.
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>>28606662
Or ummmm....crap....what was the name of the nazi scientist who spread his conciousness into a swarm of bees?
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>>28606767
It's from Marvel Zombies. The series had a much more grimdark graphic style, but that particular page emulates the silver age. That's why I find it particularly dissonant.

That shit should be spoilered, though.
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>>28606767
its okay anon, its just marvel zombies

>>28606772
I google image searched for the pic
the first result was inflation porn based of this page

kek
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>>28606721
You. I like you.
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>>28606721
Fritz von Meyer
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>[X] Fade and follow the follower.

Well, only one thing to do here. You must shadow your shadow.

You glance about for onlookers, but the park is all but a desolate waste at this hour, everyone with sane thoughts in their head having gone home to appreciate the wonders of modern heating devices. You slip out of visibility and make your way back across the frost-licked path.

It’s not long before you’re within auditory range of your (or, rather, Laura’s) stalker. They’ve maintained that even distance from their mark, moving from tree to tree – you’re following coherent footprints now, proving that the clump does, in fact, have human-person feet. Small ones, too. You can hear that weird snicker-snackering of their voice occasionally, shifting through tones and notes that you’re not entirely sure the human throat was designed to deal with. Kinda reminds you that growl you turned out to be capable of.

You close in, staying near cover out of habit more than anything else. You can hear scratching and rustling and… flapping?

Finally, you get them in your sights… and, well, you know what? You did not expect this. You expected a lot of things, but not this.

It’s a small person in baggy, unflattering clothes, a broad hood flopping around over their head. This stuff would all be quite unremarkable if it weren’t for the squirrels and assorted avians crowding around them, crawling across their shoulders and clinging to their clothes.

You guess that explains the weird heat reading you got.

They peek out around the tree they’re pressed up against and quickly move on to the next, a carpet of tittering fauna following in their wake.

>[ ] Jump them.
>[ ] Follow a little longer.
>[ ] Get closer.
>[ ] Write in.
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>Still going
I wanted to take a nap...
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>>28607008
>[] Follow them a little longer.

Chat.
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>>28607008
> Stay hidden, but call out:
> "Tailing paranoid people is a bad habit, boyo."
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>>28607008
GOD BLESS YOU CRUSTY JONES
>[X] Get closer.
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>>28606721
Oh man that guy. That guy is great.

RETCON TIME. The squirrels are now squirrels made of bees!
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>>28607008
>Keep following
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>>28607008
ummm... well comic knowledge has failed me. Me thinks its a crazy old man. or Chat. that would be cool.

>>[ ] Write in.
go meet up with Laura and Pete. maybe they know this is.
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>>28607008
>[ ] Get closer.
>[ ] Follow a little longer.
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>>28607008
fade in,
tap them on the shoulder and clear your throat,
diplomancy them
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>>28607037
Wait, what?
A-are you for serious?
I love it
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>>28607008
>>[ ] Jump them.
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>>28607054
Squirrel Girl, yo.
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daaaaaw

>>28607066
>>28607033
Fuck no, we are not getting swarmed!
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>>28607008
>[ ] Follow a little longer.
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>>28607096
Squirrel girl doesn't do birds.
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>>28607096
And the birds are what? Otherkin?
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>>28607096
Doesn't explain the birds, though.
unless they are tiny ferrets with jetpacks and avian uniform
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>>28607008
>[ ] Follow a little longer.
>[ ] Get closer.
I mean, something this odd deserves some observation.
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>>28607111
well, there we go then.
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>>28607127
Squirrels wearing bird corpses.
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>>28607138
Seconded.
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Follow a little longer

Get closer

Based Chat.
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This mugga walks into the bar and slaps your clone waifu on the ass.

What do you do?
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>>28607176
No talking.
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>>28607008
This person is either an evil Doctor Doolittle, or just a crazy park person. Either way, continue no aggressive stalking and watch the fuck out for woodland critters we Ming bump into. Don't wanna give ourself away yet.
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Seconded there.

Watch out for little animals.
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>>28607183
Taser hands.
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>>28607183
I don't need to do anything, my clone waifu will shiv his ass if she wants anything done, and if she doesn't, well, it's her ass, not mine.
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>>28607202
It's Radagast the Brown. Living in the park in New York.
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>>28607029
>>28607034
>>28607044
>>28607063
>>28607119
>>28607138
>>28607176
>>28607175

Stealth Check.
>DC18 (yes you're reading that right)
>+2 modifier
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>>28607111
Pretty sure it this lady. (Chat?)
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Rolled 14 + 2

>>28607267
Rolling
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Rolled 1 + 2

>>28607267
Dice gods a shit.
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Rolled 2 + 2

>>28607267
EVERYBODY CHILL
I GOT THIS
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Rolled 4 + 2

>>28607267
fucking birds

be gentle crusty
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Rolled 2 + 2

>>28607267
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>>28607267
dice+1d20 + 2
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>>28607287
jj the crack is back
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>>28607287
No karma can save us now.

I have only one request.
please not the face.
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Rolled 6 + 2

>>28607267
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>>28607287
I am entirely unsurprised.
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>>28607287
crack bitch ho!
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Rolled 6 + 2

>>28607287
God. Fucking. Christ. Damn you.
>>28607291
Crack bitches errywhere.
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>>28607287
>>28607291
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>>28607287

sigh... not in the face
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Rolled 9 + 2

>>28607287
>>28607291
>>28607303

>JJ pls.
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Rolled 6 + 2

>>28607287
>>28607291
>>28607292
>>28607303
>>28607317
Hot damn, what a fine ass streak. Too bad this is roll-high.
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>>28607287
You have killed us all!
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I just hope nobody dies
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>>28607287
quote the eagle in the tree "YO SHIT MANG WATCHOUT FO DAT CRACKA ASS 'LECTRO ELF SNEKIN UP ON YO ASS SON, IMA CLAW DIS BITCH MUTHA FUKA'S FACE OFF"
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>>28607362
With that critical, Laura kill Pete's girlfriend whom he logically brought as backup to this meeting.
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>>28607328
we step on a beerill
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>>28607352
eh, we were fucked regardless. shit rolls everywhere.

quests like these make me like d100 more and more
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Rolled 17 + 2

>>28607292
>>28607303
>>28607287
>>28607317
>>28607327
>>28607337
Fuck it. Fuck this. Fuck everything.
JJ just needs to buy some cookie dough and eat it raw at home. Just retire for today.
Fuck.
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>>28607390
And yet another decent roll is worthlessly lost to the dicedevil's fickle amusement.
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>>28607390
thanks for wasting the nice roll

>>28607383
nah, we just alfred Hitchcock's the birds'd for a bit
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>>28607390
That roll is far to late to save us.
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>>28607387
Not making the stealth check isn't the same as critically failing the stealth check. In the same way falling out of your chair isn't the same as falling off a building.
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>>28607287
This is honestly a little unnerving. You’re not entirely sure what you’re seeing here, only that it is strange and uncomfortable. You’ve known hobos with the near-magical ability to attract animals – bird-feeders that seem to accumulate a feathered entourage wherever they go, and lurching entropic goblinoids that bring out the rodent population, but this is something else entirely.

Maybe this is the hobo Final Form. The alpha and omega hobo. Like Dracula but for dirty homeless folks instead of vampires. Or it is a mutant.

You’ve got to get closer. You’ve–

CRRRR– You hear it coming but you just can’t stop it. One step. You can’t fucking believe it. You–RRAAACK!

The long, gnarled branch, hidden under the healthy layer of snow that coats the park, snaps noisily under your boot. A multitude of tiny heads turn your way.

“Oh shi”–

Birds everywhere.

--------------------------------------------------------------

>THREAD 29: END

>Congratulations! You’ve got an X-Point!
>Congratulations! You met a living swarm!
>Congratulations! You messed up so bad, it will follow you into the opening of the next thread!

HMQ will return on Friday. From then on sessions will become more frequent.
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>>28607500
I-I-I'll be waiting...
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>>28607464
True, but critfailing a stealth check can mean that someone besides the person your hiding from might notice you. Which would be problematic.
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>>28607500
We're not done with Parker yet, the curse is still active.
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>>28607533
Note that he never actually told you he's a mutant. Or Batman.

Just note that.
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>>28607500
Crusty you gonna be around a while?
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>>28607500
Eh, not nearly as bad as I was expecting.
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>>28607500
How many x-points we got now?
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>>28607591
1
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>>28607591
1, right?
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>>28607574
it hasn't even begun yet
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Do- Do they get our eyes? Crusty, how long would it take to regrow our eyes?
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>>28607633

Nope, we have not begun to get swarmed.

...oh man, it has got to SUCK to be Chat in this universe. I mean royally royally suck.
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>>28607568
Yeah.

>>28607591
One.

>>28607574
This is only the beginning.
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>>28607633
I was expecting her to have summoned a bear. Right behind us.
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We're getting a phobia of birds aren't we?
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>>28607675
Yep.
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Rolled 7 + 2

>>28607675
More'n likely. If we just taserhands everywhere, we might light some fires for a phobia double-whammy.
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>>28607675
Considering that this was just the latest failure in a snowballing storm of terrible, I have half a mind to just have these birds burst into flame. Remember those fucking flaming bats in the Fire Temple. Get read, that shit is a very real possibility.

Also, thanks to whoever archived.
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>>28607718
Don't think our taser Hans are strong enough for that.
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>>28607661
Cool. Seeing as they were mentioned earlier what are Cloak and Dagger up too? Is DLite still a street drug? Does it compete with Jack or did Mr.Negitive destroy it all?
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>>28607661

Crusty, when did the modern age of heroes start on this continuity?

Also, how much does it suck to be Chat on this earth compared to Marvel Adventures Earth?
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>>28607661
We earned one in thread 24.
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>demon was a feather on the wing of Beleth
>Chat's fine feathered friends go apeshit

wings are evil. Flight is the devil's gift
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>>28607729
Yeah, we should really just let Parker her Parker. Somewhere far away from us.
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>>28607732
I'm sure they're enough to torch feathers.
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>>28607739
Nvm, apparently we got unlocked in that thread.
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>>28607772
Or I'm just dumb and we can increase the stuff we have only.

I'm really tired.
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>>28607770
They're like a really good tazer, that's not enough for burning anything.
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How soon will Pete and Laura be aware of our situation
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>>28607834
I'm sure we could light some flammable stuff if we tried. And it WAS a crit fail, so I'm sure that could be enough to cause it to do so.
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>>28607733
Honestly haven't thought about them. There are probably multiple superhuman drugs around, like mutant growth hormone and stuff. D-Lite could be one of them.

>>28607736
Mutants started popping up in number just after the close of the Cold War. A lot of people thought they were a supersoldier project gone wrong at first. The FF were the first mutate superteam, unless you count the Invaders as 'modern'.

Chat's life isn't as great. She doesn't have Emma, for one thing. She's not nearly as unfortunate as your lizard ass, though.
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>>28607729
That would be pretty terrifying.
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>>28607845

likely everyone in a ten block radius will be aware of our situation as we are hounded by EVERY BIRD IN CENTRAL PARK AT ONCE

The Avengers will be called in to investigate this possible super human occurrence, as we run amid the flock flailing whilst screeching, "GET THEM OFF GET THEM OFF GET THEM OFF"
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>>28607845
Once the screaming starts from both animal and mutant?
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>>28607111
>Dogs with baseball bats
And suddenly all the gravity was drained from the page.
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chin up guys

our meeting with Gaby wasn't smooth either.

once we smooth things over and everybody is chill, I can see Chat being a real asset in dealing with the facility. Imagine every bird, every squirrel, every stray cat and dog keeping an eye out for Kimura and friends...

I just hope we don't to feed the animals and taking on a 7th mouth will be taxing
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>>28607913

It's Marvel Adventures, there is less gravity as it's all age comics with intended funnies.
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>>28607739
we spent that one in thread 25
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>>28607871
Have we gotten confirmation on the person doing the birds movie parody?

I'm assuming it's chet but I feel reluctant
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>>28607942

Team Hobo X must grow
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>>28607957

see

>>28607871
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>>28607942
Or Laura and Peter get separated, she tries to bail our ass, Batman comes and retrievas chat, and suddenly half the fauna of NY hates us.

For a stealth character, that is pretty much death.
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>>28607971
We're the Outdoorsmen
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>>28608014
I thought we were The Invisibles?
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>>28608021
we were never that

besides, already taken
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>>28607942
I don't think she's homeless is she... She goes to high school and all. So I don't think we have to worry about her moving in with us.
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>>28608070
true, animal recon should still be considered
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>>28608021
The untouchables?
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>>28608094
the birds would say otherwise
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>>28608094
the unwashables
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>>28608094
We just need the jackets
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>>28608094
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>>28608186
The scavengers
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Weird, 4chan blocks strawpoll now.
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>>28608245
spoiler the dots
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>>28608186

The Aristocrats


Seriously though, we're a regular Artful Dodger collecting our fellow orphan mutant kids and Ollivers. Why, after this misunderstanding, Chat can consider herself all in, consider herself part of the furniture, we ain't got to have no fuss, because because you're simply one of us
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>>28608267
Oh, I do like that.
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>>28608267
Bitterly ironic. I like it.
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>>28608267
as long as we don't have to feed the animals too

and IDK if Chat is homeless or not. Crusty said she wasn't off as bad us
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>>28608267
we accept her
one of us
one of us
gooble gobble
gooble gobble
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>>28608267
>The Aristocrats
Yeah, that one joke always goes through my head whenever I read that.
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>>28608352
And we're pretty well off for a hobo. We have a home and a job, even if it is just a squatter-hole and slinging newspapers.
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>>28608407
feeding 7 people with $150 (and the bugle job is not always guaranteed)

remember the big speech in thread 28 with Laura? we desperate or will be anyway.
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>>28608438
Not my point.
If she's not in as dire straights as we are, then she is must be doing fairly well since she's doing better than us and we are doing better than most bums.
And we're working on a plan for our hobo clan's financial supports, I invented the CloneDate website idea (which has expanded to a dating service for any super).
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>>28608438
Cooking can go a long way. What worries me is that some company is going to claim The Scar and build over it. Hopefully not until xmas is over.
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>>28608438
Have chat talk to rats. Ask them to bring shiney objects in trade for breadcrumbs and other food bits. Watch as the lost change, jewelry pile up. Find friendly pawnshop. Money woes are over.
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>>28608562
Seems kind of lame to hide polls in the email field. Also character replacement. It should either be done elegantly, with a single link, or not at all.

>>28608604
If we want to steal, we got a build that is optimized for that. But I thought JJ wanted to be better than that?
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Chat looks normal enough for a job.

or maybe a street performer?

>we're like a kid that won't stop bringing home strays
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>>28608633
Well, for your last point it's more of scavenging and scouring the ground for loose change and trinkets, done by animals that don't really have a concept of monetary worth. We'd probably get more bottle caps, gum wrappers, and soda tabs (not even the cans) than anything; because hey, they're shiny.
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>>28608633
email field is stupid but character replacement might be the only real way to link it tho
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>>28608694
We need a new flaw/personality trait display.
Addiction: Adopting the Homeless (mostly mutants so far)
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>>28608727
With the amount of trash there is in NY, a green-friendly recycling industry might actually pay the bills.
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>>28608633
not steal, find. You'd be surprised what gets washed down into storm-drains.
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>>28608762
5 cents a can
$1 cheeseburgers

...the game is a foot
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>>28607975
So it's confirmed we're facing Chet?
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>>28608964
who the fuck is chet?

but seriously yeah, its Chat. Gaby meeting all over again
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>>28608993
Fuck...., Not again. One of the more interesting mutints besides Laura and we're facing her.

Why does JJ suck so much
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>>28609064
its not a fight to the death

its just a misunderstanding
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>>28609072
Shit, misunderstandings are how we got quite a few hobo clan-members.
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>>28609072

"WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME!?"

We scream through the wall of birds

"BECAUSE YOU WERE FOLLOWING ME!"

Laura has Claws at her throat

"Call them off"

Peter is freaking out

"Everybody calm down"

Then the MRD shows up with a full sentinel support squad.
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>>28609112
"So that was Tuesday."
>said in our recap to everyone else back home.
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>>28609072
Hell, Laura is probably the only one that we didn't start off the wrong foot with.
[Kevin] Got pissed at us for touching his stuff.
[Noriko] Had to tranquilize her to come with us.
[Gaby] She slapped our shit really good.

I suppose Layla didn't have much drama, but she doesn't count because she doesn't have powers yet.
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>>28609174
Layla was already there. and Laura was half a second from skniting our bub if we didn't drop the gun and fade in
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>>28609174
Though because of her we did get into a fight with a demon, and won after getting our shit stomped in.
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>>28609174
Why is JJ a crack bitch....I think Crusty does these because of the failures.
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>>28609198
we used up all our luck in defeating the demon and saving the orphanage.

maybe we'll get karma for forgiving Chat's bird storm or taking her in
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>>28609194
How the hell did we get through THAT?
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Rolled 5, 5, 2, 3, 19, 1, 14, 16, 13, 20 = 98

I just can't see why the dice hates us so much
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Rolled 16, 19, 3, 5, 2, 12, 1, 6, 20 = 84

>>28609283
just low as fuck rolls
the occasional above double digits but immediately followed by a one
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>>28609312
Good, good, let them out!
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>>28609261

Force of will
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Maybe the main site wasn;t blocked, just that particular redirection service?
http://www.poll-maker.com/poll47103xD2c8FE3e-3
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Poor poor, Laura, her face got switched with some old comic writer's.
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>>28609377
Welp, fuck everything.
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>>28609377
maybe you should try this when the thread isn't dead.

and i should have voted Team names are dumb too
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>>28609388
at least Bendis gave us a flimsy reason as to he's writing her out of character instead of just making her OOC.

still shit though
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>>28609523
By making her amnesiac, finishing off the only thing that makes her different from wolverine sans the vagina.
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>>28609685
like Marvel cares


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