First things first, before we start training let's go visit gohan again, give him his 4-star drsgonball back, and ask him to show us goku's pod so we can disable the PTO tracking and see what we, or dr. Briefs, can learn from it.

>>28600760
Again, that would reveal someone is tampering with his forces here. Better to let him think that Kakarot is killing the planet, as expected.

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Ah, the "OH GOD WE FUCKED UP"-Quest is up again.
I'm looking forward to seeing how our brain damaged protagonist screws up this time.

Did the wish bring back our child too?

>>28600835
Yes

You stand in front of Fita in the crater, each of you covered in sweat, battered and bruised, but grinning all the same. Fita reaches out and gives you a punch on the arm.

"Good fight" she tells you. "But next time you're going down."

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>28600760
Dude, if the tracker suddenly goes *poof* then they're going to send somebody to investigate and they'll figure out that their baby saiyan isn't doing it's job.

>>28600902
B: Uppercut Fita!

>>28600902
>A. Say something
"and I'm so open to that."

>>28600902
so what was with that glowing thing?

>>28600906
>>28600805
Alright let's not tamper with the tracking, but at least get gohan his dragonball back and thank him profusely for his help.

>>28600953
Yep, it's the reason why we grabbed it.

>>28600972
Just making sure it isn't forgotten.

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>>28600902
"Every single noun and verb in that sentence totally arouses me."

>>28600953
Screw that. Let's throw dragonball-recollection-Salta's-ressurection party in Gohan's house. We'll invite Roshi and bring Ox King too!

>>28601063
We never met ox king.

>>28601063
We don't know Ox King, we didn't exactly run into him.

>>28600927
>>28600948
>>28601052
"And I'm so open to that" you respond.

She sighs and covers her face with her palm.

"Seriously, every single noun and verb in that sentence totally arouses me" you say with a smirk.

Her response it a punch to your balls, and a kick to your head when you hunch over in pain. You end up facedown in the dirt with her foot on your head.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>28601122
Shoulda stopped at being open

>>28601122
>A. Say something
'Heh, now that brings me back.'
'shall we go back to the others?'

>>28601122
>A. "hahaha, oh the memories. I think you are on the right path, Fita"

>>28601122
"Ah, now THIS brings back memories."

>>28601122
As an M I'm open to this as well.

>>28601161
>>28601173
>>28601176
>>28601229
"Ah, now THIS brings back memories" you tell her. "Shall we go back to the others?"

She removes her foot from your head and you get to your feet. She shrugs.

"Right now Spina is teaching Salta how to use a Kamehameha wave, so whatever you want to do" she tells you.

>>28601313
tell me about that golden glow thing you did

>>28601313
Then let's go train the sampans a bit until they're done.

>>28601313
"Mind telling me what that 'Solar Flare' thing you did was?"

>>28601313
"By the way, what was that golden glow thingy you did?"

>>28601358
>>28601362
>>28601388
"Mind telling me what that 'Solar Flare' thing you did was?" you ask.

She smirks "Oh, did you like that? Basically, as you saw, that attack creates a blinding flash of light that incapacitates your opponent long enough for you to attack, or retreat, or charge an energy attack or something."

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>28601427
>A. Say something
"If you'll show me how to do that, I'll show you how to do the armor thing."

>>28601427
>A
Mind teaching me?

>>28601446
>>28601465
"Mind teaching me?" you ask. "If you show me how to do that, I'll teach you how to do the armor thing."

She grins "You mean this?" She pounds her fists together, and her entire body glows golden.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>28601528
>A. Say something
"THAT'S COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT!"

>>28601543
seconding

>>28601528
yea that glow thing too what is that?

>>28601543
>B
touch it to confirm it's real
somewhere around the chest area should be a good checking point

>>28601584
>durrrr hurrrr durdurdurrrrr

>>28601543
>>28601557
"THAT'S COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT!" you yell at her.

She throws back her head and laughs, pounding her fists together again. Her body stops glowing, and she laughs for several more seconds before looking at you with a grin.

"This from the guy who just asked me to teach him how to use the solar flare?" she asks

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>28601638
B

Attempt to recreate the solar flare from seeing her do it

>>28601638
>A. Say something
"Now now its not copyright infringement if you receive permission. Nice job figuring it out though."

>>28601638
>A. Focus Ki in our hands and make the energy turn into light instead of shooting it, convert as much as we can into light and try doing a Solar Flare.
We are great at ki manipulation.

>>28601670
Direct it at the enemy. Not anywhere else.

Why didn't we wish Potato back to life? I missed a couple threads so if there's any reason why I don't know it.

>>28601638
>A
"Alright, fine. Want to learn the ki strands ability in exchange instead?"

>>28601709
Shenron can only bring someone back who has been dead for under a year. Portat died over a year ago.

>>28601670
Yea, try to do it on our own and see if we can.
"Plagiarism is a two-way street."

>>28601638
"Very well, two can play at that game!"

Try to recreate Solar Flare. If we fail, throw sand in her eyes and run away.

>>28601655
>>28601664
>>28601670
"Now now its not copyright infringement if you receive permission. Nice job figuring it out though" you tell her.

"Thanks" she grins.

"Now, let's see if I can figure yours out" you say, focusing your ki into your hands and holding them in front of your face. Instead of converting it into a wave that you shoot like normal, you release it as a blinding flash of light.

Fita's hands fly to her face, and she yells a few curses towards you.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>28601738
>A. Now let's try something effed up: convert energy into matter.

>>28601738
B

Do a lewd pose for when she gets her sight back.

>>28601738
>A
Laugh. "Not so fun when the shoe's on the other foot, huh?"

>>28601738
>A. Say something
"Uh, whoops."

>>28601761
oops, it was a
>B.

>>28601738
>A. Say something
"Plagiarism is a two-way street."

>>28601738
>A. Say something
'Well, it IS my speciality'

>>28601738
>A
Yeah, it wasn't exactly fun for me either.

>>28601761
Let's try this, it will most likely fail, but lets try anyway.

>>28601770
>>28601773
>>28601818
>>28601820
>>28601833
"Not so fun when the shoe's on the other foot, huh?" you ask with a laugh. "It wasn't exactly fun for me either."

"I am going to rip your head off..." she threatens.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>28601938
"Please don't, it's my second favourite bodypart."

>>28601938
>A. "You are assuming there's anything useful in my head."

>>28601938
"I underestimated myself. How was I supposed to know I could copy attacks on the fly?"

>>28601938
I think we just proved that you couldn't manage something like that, not yet anyway.

Guess you'll just have to train more.

>>28601964
>>28601982
>>28602019
>>28602041
Vote on these

>>28602049

>>28602041
This

>>28601982
Let's keep it light-hearted, guys.

>>28601964
voting for this

>>28601982
I vote this.

>>28601964
this one

>>28602041
bitches love some motivation

>>28602041
no.
>>28601982
sure.

>>28601982
>>28602093
>>28602126
>>28602153
"You are assuming there's anything useful in my head" you point out.

She removes her hands from her eyes and glares at you.

"True" she agrees. "And I would threaten to rip something off between your legs, but as you demonstrated by running like a coward from me, you don't have any balls!"

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>28602212
No.

No. Absolutely under no circumstances are we going to drop our pants and get castrated for our efforts.

>>28602212
"yea well you got a shitty dye job" point at hair

>>28602212
>A
plz, I was moving to a good sparring area
unless you wanted to wreck the capsule corps buildings

>>28602212
>A. Laugh "You are starting to get into the spirit of this!" "Now, let's go home, cupcake"

>>28602212
>A
"No sense in wrecking West City."

>>28602212
"Hey its not cowardly, this is precious cargo.
You're talking about the future of an entire race."

would you guys stop insulting her?

>>28602212
'You would rather we have fought on the city, with thousands of onlookers, possible casualties?'

'Sometimes I just don't get you. You talk about how you fight to protect the weak and about respecting innocent bystanders, but you seem to care little for the collateral damage you cause in your fights.'

>>28602281
This makes sense.
>>28602305
no

>>28602305
>>28602281
these seam really dickish to say to her, and make us look like a pussy lets not say anything like them ever.

>>28602254
>>28602257
>>28602264
>>28602281
>>28602286
>>28602305
"No sense in wrecking West City" you tell her.

"Fair enough" she concedes "But you kept running waaaaaaaaay out of the way of civilization until I chased you down."

"Yeah, well you got a shitty dye job!" you say, pointing at her hair.

Her face turns red. "It's not a dye job, you asshole!"

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>28602212
>A. Say something
"Shit Fita, where is this coming from?"

>>28602394
"Bleach then. Whatever. Let's get back before they think we killed each other."

>>28602394
Well prove it. does the carpet match the drapes?"

>>28601761
In the Buu Saga the gods actually do this.
They create Ta'ting, the hardest substance that can exist out of nothing.

>>28602394
Somnius, if one person suggests a stupid option and gets no support can you not include it?

>>28602394
>A. Say something

'OK, OK. Look, we are both getting just way too agitated. Let's just call it a day, OK?. No hard feelings?'

Extend a hand.

>>28602452
Well right now these >>28602428
>>28602436
are the only two options

>>28602394
>A. Say something
"Okay, I'm rather confused now."
"What's with these sudden outbursts?"

>>28602470
>>28602436
lets do it
creepy frank time

>>28602466
This, please please please.

>>28602436
Voting for this

>>28602436
voting this
just to get her flustered for round 2 fights

>>28602466
this

>>28602428
>>28602436
>>28602466
>>28602470
>>28602478
>>28602487
>>28602488
>>28602491
Vote

>>28602466
Please this. We've pissed her off enough for now. Remember Carros

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>>28602508
I'm feeling like another Zenkai is coming in soon.

>>28602436
yeaaaa boi

>>28602512

>>28602466

Why are you guys trying to trade all your martial secrets for solar flare?
Are you guys so beta you have to beg your girlfriend to teach you how to fight?

I bet when Frieza comes by we're going to ask permission to throw punches too huh.

>>28602436
if we are going for another round of wrastling lets at least rile her up to get an advantage

>>28602466
This. For fucks sake guys are you trying to get us killed?

>>28602436
This

>>28602466
This.

We gotta make peace before she gets too pissed.

>>28602525
>>28602528
>>28602529
>>28602550
>>28602552
>>28602555
Haha still fucking deadlocked...

>>28602466
this

No need to be a retard

>>28602552
I honestly don't see where you guys are getting the whole "She's going to kill us" thing

shes our friend, she would probably punch us a few times but she wouldn't do anything too intense

>>28602466
This. Lets tone it down before someone gets killed.

>>28602436
Going for this

>>28602573
This >>28602466

Can we PLEASE stop this joke before it gets bent too far? I swear to god, you guys are autistic.

>>28602436
Guys you need to loosen up.
voting this

>>28602584
see >>28601938
We've been pissing her off for the entire past two threads.

>>28602592
seconded

>>28602605
No, we don't. You need to stop trying to fuck up our quest.

>>28602466
Do this. Lets play it safe.

>>28602466
This one.

>>28602466
This makes sense.

>>28602573
Don't allow that BS. Just tell her that it's good when she jokes back, and that she doesn't need to get that mad.

>>28602584
It's precisely because she's our friend that we shouldn't act like such a prick to her. It's funny the first few times, but you have to understand when to stop joking around.

>>28602466
>>28602488
>>28602510
>>28602525
>>28602529
>>28602552
>>28602566
>>28602580
>>28602586
>>28602603
>>28602633
>>28602659
>>28602673
"OK, OK. Look, we are both getting just way too agitated. Let's just call it a day, OK?. No hard feelings?" you ask, extending a hand.

She smiles and takes your hand, before judo throwing you over her shoulder, smirking down at you.

"No hard feelings" she says.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>28602692
Yea, I think going along with the lines of
"Shit, no need to get mad from just playing around."

>>28602706
A:
"So you wanna head back or go for round 2?"

>>28602706
>A
Shall we go see what the sisters are up to?
Then go see them

>>28602706
>A. Say something
'See you at capsule cooooorp'

I think we have a ball to deliver.

>>28602730
this

>>28602706
>A. Say something
"So, does the carpet match the drapes?"

>>28602706
>A
"Pfft. Can't beat me without a sucker-punch. I'm underwhelmed."
Then fly back to the others.

>Apologizing for everything wrong you say to your imaginary saiyan waifu

>Being this Radditz

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>>28602742
>>28602753

>>28602738
This one.

>>28602742
no.
>>28602753
Dude, radiz was an arrogant prick. Your analogy makes no sense.

>>28602806
Raditz was a pussy

>>28602839
He was weak. That and him being an arrogant prick are not mutually exclusive.

>>28602806
He was a Saiyan Wimp. Kind of like our Main Character this whole session.

>>28602718
>>28602730
>>28602735
>>28602738
>>28602742
>>28602751
Vote on these

>>28602870
He was so much of a wimp that he'd rather kill his own brother and nephew than stand up for himself.

>>28602893
head back or round 2 option

>>28602874
We defeated Fita without using energy blasts. We're far from a wimp.

>>28602893
This >>28602738

>>28602907
>>28602914
Deadlock

>>28602738
this works

>>28602738
Do this one.

>>28602973
ask for a round 2

>>28602914
>>28603012
>>28603020
>>28602738
"See you at capsule corp" you tell her as you get to your feet. Once you are standing, you shoot into the air and fly off.

>A. Go to Capsule Corp

>B. Go to Roshi's House

>C. Go to Gohan's house

>D. Go to Kami's lookout

>E. Something else

>>28603052
>C.

>>28603052
>C
In order to give him back the four-star dragonball.

>>28603052
>C. Go to Gohan's house
We should return the ball.

>>28603064
>>28603070
>>28603073
You decide to visit Gohan and return his dragonball (which now is just a large round stone). You fly to the forest where he lives, and land in front of his hut. You knock on the door, and it opens a few moments later to reveal Gohan.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>28603052
C

>>28603121
A: Give him a rundown on what happened, thank him for helping us, ask about Goku

>>28603121
>A
"Hey. The dragonballs worked. I came to give you back the ball you gave me, but it... doesn't look like it used to to. See?"

>>28603121
>B. Go buy him a small red chinese hat & then put the ball on the hat

>>28603151

I'll second this response.

>>28603151
This. I think we should see if we can recognise Goku's face, tie it to another Saiyan just for fluff

>>28603151
This
I want to bond with baby goku

>>28603151
>>28603239
>>28603269
You tell Gohan about everything that has happened since he gave you his ball. He listens with great interest, especially when you tell him about Kami and the eternal dragon. After you finish explaining, you ask him how Goku is doing.

"Oh, he's doing great!" Gohan says. "Little guy is taking a nap right now."

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>28603301
Give him the stonified ball.

>>28603301
>A. Say something
'So, anyway, I came here to return this to you.

Thanks, without the first dragonball I wouldn't have been able to get my wife back.'

>>28603301
>B)
Give him his ball
Then go and look at Goku's face

>>28603301
A: let him know we're thankful for looking after him. we're the last of our race so it means a lot, and we'll be checking in every now and then if its alright with him
also give him the ball

>>28603301
>B
First give him his ball back.

>A
"After I made the wish, I went to grab it before it was scattered across the world like the rest, but as you can see it looks like this now... maybe it's recharging or something?"
"Oh, and can I take another look at Goku? Something about him seems strangely familiar."

>>28603368
this.

>>28603361
>>28603368
can we do both of these?

>>28603442
Seconding this notion

>>28603361
>>28603368
>>28603423
>>28603442
You thank him for allowing you to borrow his ball, and hand him the now stone orb.

"After I made the wish, I went to grab it before it was scattered across the world like the rest, but as you can see it looks like this now... maybe it's recharging or something?" you say to him.

"I guess that's possible" he says. "And it was no problem, I'm glad you were able to get your wife back."

"Oh, and can I take another look at Goku?" you request. "Something about him seems strangely familiar."

"I don't see why not" Gohan responds, leading you over to the bed where the infant sleeps. His spikey black hair instantly begins jogging your memory, a memory of a saiyan with similar hair and facial appearance to this infant.

Goku is Bardock's son.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>28603442
I'd like it if we stopped by earth every now and then to hang out with goku as a kid. also just to relax. lets do these


Also, when hes old enough we can tell him about his dad and how he was a badass

>>28603544
>A. "I see, I know who his father is" "This kid has a lot of potential, please take good care of him"

>>28603544
>A. Say something
'I may have known his father. He was a true friend and a proud warrior.'

>>28603544
Bardock was the one who told us about Frieza destroying Vegeta right?
we can say his dad saved us later on. shit we're probably gonna be protective of Goku now that we know this.

>>28603544

"This child's father saved my life,"

>>28603544
>A
"Gohan. I think I knew his father. His biological father. Saiyan hair is heritable, you see, and his reminds me of a man named Bardock."

>>28603574
We weren't friends with Bardock.

I figure we wouldn't know enough about Bardock to be able to tell him that his brother is still alive because we do not know that Radtiz is Bardock's son.

>>28603544
>A and B
Step back say "Holy shit, I knew this kid's father. Or at least, I knew OF him. Has he called you a tyrant and tried to kill you yet?"

>>28603589
Oh, this!

>>28603589
voting for this

>>28603611
Don't swear infront of the baby, please. Even when he's sleeping.

>>28603589
This one.

>>28603589
>>28603613
>>28603621
>>28603638
"This child's father saved my life," you tell Gohan.

"Really?" he asks. "That's pretty incredible. Maybe that means little Goku here is destined for great things."

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>28603715
A: "He's one of the last of my kind so I don't doubt it.
If you don't mind, I'd like to check in on him every now and then when I'm around. Just to make sure he's growing up strong"

>>28603715
>A
"I think so too... if you ever want to tell him, let him know his father's name was Bardock. He rallied a team of warriors to try and depose the man who would destroy our planet, but failed. Still. His sacrifice is an inspiration to me."

>>28603715
'His father was a great warrior, and one of the wisest of our race. If he takes after him, a great future awaits him.'

>>28603759
>If you don't mind, I'd like to check in on him every now and then when I'm around. Just to make sure he's growing up strong"

Seconding

>>28603715
>A. "I hope he grows to be someone strong and kind, take good care of him, Gohan"

>>28603715
"When I met him he was injured, but even in such state he was still the second strongest in the planet."

>>28603759
>>28603777
>>28603779
>>28603785
>>28603788
"He's one of the last of my kind so I don't doubt it" you agree. "If you ever want to tell him, let him know his father's name was Bardock. He rallied a team of warriors to try and depose the man who would destroy our planet, but failed. Still. His sacrifice is an inspiration to me."

"Maybe someday I will" Gohan tells you. "His father died a hero, after all."

"If you don't mind, I'd like to check in on him every now and then when I'm around. Just to make sure he's growing up strong" you request.

"That sounds like a wonderful idea" Gohan agrees.

"I hope he grows to be someone strong and kind, take good care of him, Gohan" you tell him.

Gohan smiles "I will."

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>C. Leave

>>28603886
>C.

>>28603886
>>C. Leave

>>28603886
>C. Say goodbye, thank him again and leave.

>>28603886
>C
Go to Capsule Corp

>>28603898
>>28603907
>>28603908
>>28603913
You say goodbye and leave his hut, taking to the sky once you are outside. You hover above the forest, which stretches out as far as you can see in all directions. You take a moment to decide where to go next.

>A. Capsule Corp

>B. Roshi's house

>C. Korin Tower

>D. Kami's lookout

>E. Something else

>>28603886
C: Time to fight the girls again

>>28604033
>A
Let's train with the others. Fita has us all to herself during the last few hours.

>>28604033
>D

>>28604033
A: lets see what the girls want to do.
we could go shopping, see a movie, or go eat

>>28604033
>B
I'd like to ask Roshi about how human fighters train.

>>28604079
>>28604121
You decide to return to Capsule Corporation. Flying that way, you pass over mountains, prairies, and much else until you finally reach West City. Touching down outside of the main Building of Capsule Corporation, you walk into the main lobby, the receptionist, who is aware of your important status to the corporation, greets you. You exit the lobby, and travel down a long hallway, and up a flight of stairs. Walking down the hallway at the top, you reach your room. Opening the door and stepping inside, you find Salta, Spina, and Fita watching television, some odd show about five teenagers with weird powers living in a tower shaped like a letter "T".

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>28604216
>A
Why isn't that one kid teleporting more

>>28604216
>B
Flop down next to them and relax a little.

Because why not just have a moment, you know?

>>28604216
A: "Did that kid teleport?
I wanna learn how to do that..."

>>28604216
>A
"Hey everyone. Where are the Battletoads and Fluffy?"

>>28604216
>A
"Why doesn't our team get an android?"

>>28604245
>>28604270
>>28604285
>>28604327
Should I combine all of these?

>>28604380
Go ahead.

>>28604327
>"Well the technical term is cybor-"
>"Androids!"
>"...rrrrright."

>>28604380
Go for it.

>>28604380
do it

>>28604380

Yes, but flop down in between Spina and Salta.

Make it a running commentary during the show.

>>28604421
>Saiyans: even when we're not blowing up your planet, we'll still find a way to ruin things you like

>>28604245
>>28604270
>>28604285
>>28604327
>>28604392
>>28604402
>>28604415
>>28604421
You walk over and flop down between Salta and Spina, and together, the four of you watch the show.

"Did that kid teleport?" you ask. "I want to learn to do that...."

"You have enough ridiculous abilities as it is" Fita responds.

"Well, how come our team doesn't get an android?" you ask, pointing at one of the characters.

"The technical term is cybo-" Salta begins to say.

"Androids!" You shout.

Salta sighs, while Fita and Spina snicker. You continue to watch the show, observing the characters. One has blonde hair, and her eyes glow golden when she uses her powers.

"I didn't know you were an actress Fita," Spina teases.

Fita just laughs "I lead a double life."

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>28604488
>A. "I wonder if they make porn of this"
Oh yes they do, yeees they do.

>>28604488
>A
"Hey, where are the Battletoads and Fluffy?"

>>28604508
Come on, Frank goes of SpaceChan, he would know the answer to that already.

>>28604488
"That girl with the purple cloak looks cute"

>>28604488
>A
"I wonder if the show-runners even realize that there are people who can actually do this sort of stuff?"

>>28604488
>A. Say something
"I'm going to see if I can teleport. You never know if you don't try."
>B. Do something
Try to move yourself with psychic powers.

>>28604534
>Collects Warscrewdriver figures
>Plays Magica: The Collecting
>Enjoys long sessions of RouteLocator
>His favorite SpaceChan board is Space Traditional Games

>>28604508
>>28604534
>>28604542
>>28604575
>>28604632
Vote on these

>>28604700

>>28604575

>>28604700

This >>28604575
And ask about the frog kids and T-rex.

>>28604632
votin, just for shits and giggles

>>28604575
>>28604718
>>28604732
"I wonder if the show-runners even realize that there are people who can actually do this sort of stuff?" you contemplate aloud.

"I doubt it" Salta says. "This stuff becomes a lot less interesting when you can do it yourself."

"I disagree, I think that makes it more relatable" Spina says.

"I have to agree" Fita says.

"I'm going to see if I can teleport. You never know if you don't try" you say.

"Please don't" Fita asks of you.

"I'm doing it!" you declare, trying to use your mind to move yourself, focusing and straining as hard as you can.

"Congratulations, you've made yourself look like you're crapping your pants" Fita comments, Salta and Spina laughing.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>28604923
A: "Well, whatever, do you girls want to go out and do something in the city?"

>>28604923
Retreat into bathroom.
Can't let them see us cry.

>>28604923
>A.
"Haha! Frieza shall tremble upon hearing of my newest, mightiest technique! One can only hope he hears of this and throws himself before me, begging for mercy!"

>>28604923
>B: Go check up on the Sampans and Fluffy
"Fine then. I'm going to go see someone who appreciates my genius, like the Sampan kids or Fluffy."

>>28605011
This

>>28605011
This

>>28605011
>>28605034
>>28605040
"Fine then. I'm going to go see someone who appreciates my genius, like the Sampan kids or Fluffy" you say, standing up and leaving the room.

You end up finding both Fluffy and the kids in the same location, the large outdoor area of Capsule Corporation. The children are amusing themselves chasing Fluffy around, the poor dinosaur seeming scared at being attacked by twenty frog people.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>28604923
>A. Say something
"Just for that, I'm not teaching it to you once I figure it out."

>>28605129
>B
We should probably begin teaching the kids about using their ki.

>>28605129
B: "Field trip kids.
Time to teach you about Ki and how to fly"

>>28605129
Float towards them upside down
"Who wants to learn how to fly?"

>>28605129
Can fluffy not easily eat all of them?

>>28605273

He's the Tyranosaur that only loves.

>>28605168
>>28605195
>>28605236
You float towards the rowdy children and the terrified dinosaur, turning upside down in the air as you hover before them.

"Who wants to learn how to fly?" you ask.

"We do!" they shout as one, and Fluffy lets out a sort of roar that you suspect either means he is hungry, or he wants to learn as well. Or perhaps he was just making noise for no reason, hard to tell with him.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>28605273
He could if he was inclined to.
He's got like 2500 PL if I remember correctly.

Yes, that means he could beat the shit out of two Raditzes

>>28605299
>B. Do something
Start teaching them to use Ki if they don't know how.

>>28605312
I think being Spina's pet pussified him, for lack of a better word. It's more than housebroking, more than domestication.
>B. Do something
Teach the kids, with Fluffy around. He might catch enough to let him fly, who knows.

>>28605299
lead them to the woods or something and teach them there

>>28605299

B. training montage

>>28605395
Again!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZz3y6r-5H8

>>28605333
>>28605373
>>28605395
You tell the kids that you will train them, resulting in cheers of excitement from them. They all sit in the grass around you as you begin your lesson. You tell them the basics of ki, what it is, how it works. The children pick it up quickly, with one Sampan pointing out that their race's ability to jump so high might actually come from how ki acts in the body of their species.

After you explain to them the basics, it finally becomes time to teach them how to achieve flight. But, how to explain?

>A. treat it like their jumps, but tell them to hold themselves in the air.

>B. Tell them to focus their energy upward, and lift off of the ground

>C. Tell them to just fly, it isn't rocket science

>D. Something else

>>28605474
>A+B.

>>28605474
>B

>>28605474
A+B

>>28605474
>A+B
But have them do it one at a time, in case one of them can't figure out how to stop.

>>28605474

B.

>>28605505
>>28605526
>>28605549
You tell the children that flight generally works by the person attempting to do it shifting his or her energy upward, allowing them to lift off of the ground. You also tell them that their incredible jumps likely work in a similar way, and that using the same principle, they may be able to get themselves to fly once they shoot off of the ground.

You step back and watch. A few of the kids manage to start lifting off the ground almost immediately, while others either fall flat on their faces, or cannot get off of the ground at all. Some jump high and hang in the air from there, while others simply float slowly off of the Earth. Within about an hour, all of the kids are at least able to get a few inches off of the ground and maintain that flight for several minutes. A few of the kids are managing to soar around rather easily, almost as if they have been doing it their entire lives.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>28605474
>B. Tell them to focus their energy upward, and lift off of the ground

>>28605631
>A
congratulate them.
maybe get ice cream as a reward

>>28605631
>A. Say something
"Let's go suprise the girls with our armada!"

>>28605631
>A. Say something
'Nice work. Those of you struggling might consider the following execise; stand in one leg and start jumping. This should help your balance, which will help you when you attempt to fly.'

'Now, who wants ice cream?'

You know we should try to learn the Kian--blah blah blah disk/Krillians signature move. That in reality can 1 shot anything but always misses the target.

>>28605631
B

Create a psychic link with Fluffy and see if he wants to learn too.

>>28605652
>>28605659
>>28605686
"Great work!" you tell them. "Let's go surprise the girls, then go out for some ice cream!"

The children cheer and follow you inside. The sight of a man with a tail and twenty frog children walking through the building turns a few heads, but none of you pay them any mind. The children all have grins on their faces, excited and proud of themselves, and you can hardly blame them.

You reach your room, and open the door to see the girls still watching television, seeming absolutely enthralled by the program, which you notice, is the same series from before.

"It's your life Terra, your choice. It's never too late to change" the green guy in the show says.

"I'm sorry Beast Boy, for everything I've done" the blonde girl responds, and you're surprised to see that the girls are crying watching it.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>28605775
>A. Say something
"ONWARDS BATTLETOADS! BRING GLORY TO YOUR EMPEROR!"

>>28605775
>>B. Do something
Keep walking. frank knows better than to mess with the soap of the missusses

Hey Somnius with all the talk about learning to teleport, even if it's joking would that be something you'd actually let us learn on our own? Or would we need to do what goku did to learn the instant transportation technique?

>>28605775
>A
Observe, lads: the female, in her natural habitat.
>B
Film, use as blackmail.

>>28605775
>A. "Kids, wanna watch this show?" Time for the TV to sit the children

>>28605808
>>28605838
>>28605852
Vote on these

>>28605825
Not sure

>>28605718
Not possible, you need to be bald to use that technique. The one-off time that Vegeta managed to use it not withstanding.

>>28605852
We're not going to get out of a promise of ice cream that easily, ya dingus. Let's get them kids sugared up and then dump them on the girls.

>>28605825
We'd need to find the planet Yardrat and learn there.

>>28605891
I don't remember that being a condition... maybe if your bald is just means you always miss with the attack? Frieza used a homing version of it and he doesn't even have hair

>>28605873
Let's just take the kids to ice cream. The girls can stay and watch the moving picture show while we're out, and then we can dump the sugar-high kids onto them.

>>28605934
I'm going to second this vote. Also did briefs give a time frame for how long he'd need to reverse engineer our ship?

>>28605916
Yea, bald people seem to always miss with the damn things.

>>28605964
3 months.
And in about a month, Salta's baby is going to be born.

>>28605916
Well, he wasn't BALD per se, he lacked the capacity to have hair: which means not only can he have a homing version of the attack, but he also misses with it so badly he cuts himself in half.

>>28605934
voting for this
>>28605964
we should probably hang ut with Briefs just so we don't seem like assholes for just telling him to make us stuff and living here

plus being friends with him helped goku out

>>28606017
HAH!

>>28606026
We'll hang with the Doc after we get the kids ice cream.

>>28606026
I wanna hang out with Briefs too
Plus we can talk to Bulma and maybe introduce her to Goku without her needing to look for the dragon balls

>>28606077
Goku is 1 year old now, and Bulma's 7. There'd be absolutely no reason to introduce them.

>>28606123
7? Isn't she 16 when she meets him and he's 14? Wouldn't she be 3?

>>28606123
not yet

>>28606155
When they meet, Goku is 8 and Bulma is 14.

>>28605908
>>28605934
>>28605964
>>28606026
>>28606055
You decide not to bother the girls, and instead take the children out for ice cream. Since their flight is not particularly strong yet (with some exceptions) you simply walk through West City to and ice cream shop. People on the streets look terrified as you and the kids pass. Fortunately, the kids are too wrapped up in the excitement of ice cream to notice or care.

You soon reach "Chill's, the most popular ice cream shop in the city, according to Doctor Briefs.The line of terrified customers at the counter part when you arrive, letting you and the kids head directly to the front, much to their joy. They all ask for different kinds of ice cream, and the employees ready it for them with shaky hands. You pay for the ice cream (doctor briefs had given you some money in exchange for some of the galactic credits you had, planning to study their composition and eventually give them to a museum when the existence of aliens was revealed), and the employee behind the counter asks if you want any ice cream for yourself.

>A. order some ice cream (specify flavor)

>B. No, thank you

>C. Something else

>>28606155
I thought he was 10 and she was 16

>>28606017
So what you're saying is as a saiyan, who has some of the most absurd hair in the universe, that also gets longer as we get stronger. We should never miss.

Guys, Bulma and Goku are at the most 3 years apart. When they met, Goku was in the room while she was taking a bath. She started freaking out, but thought "well he's a kid, it's not as bad", then she said "wait how old are you?"
Goku counts on his fingers and says "16". Bulma then freaks out because that's really close to her own age and kicks him out.

>>28606187
>B. No, thank you

>>28606218
Goku doesn't have absurd hair at all. It's just messy.

>>28606221

Yeah, Goku is reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaly small until he gets to a late teenage growth spurt.

>>28606247
>hair grows down to his fucking ankles in SS3 form

Yeah not absurd at all, perfectly normal. Not to mention the caveman brow line.

>>28606221
Wait. The timeline says Goku was born in Age 737 and met Bulma in Age 749.
That means Goku was 12.
Bulma was born Age 733, making her 16 when she meets Goku.

This means Bulma is currently 5 years old. in quest time.

>>28606187
>A. "Ah do you have anything meat flavored?"
>C. Tell everyone we are all just wearing costumes

>>28606293
I could've sworn goku was 14 and bulma 16 during that bath scene in dragon ball.

>>28606187
>B
"No, thank you."

Do you even /fit/?

>>28606181
Nah, he says he's 14 when he first meets Bulma and she says he's 2 years younger than her. Read it again.

>>28606313
mistranslation or it could just be Goku being an idiot.

>>28606187
>A
"Is the chocolate good?"

A. cookie dough and lets get the girl some ice cream too

>>28606313
>Toriyama in charge of minor details

>>28606313
>>28606332
Apparently not.

http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Goku
>Goku is introduced in the Dragon Ball manga and anime at approximately 11 or 12 years of age[34] (initially, he claims to be 14,[33] but it is later clarified during the Tournament Saga that this is because Goku had trouble counting)

>>28606324
>Do you even /fit/?
Do you even DBZ? Saiyans eat everything. We should be ordering a huge stack of scoops on a cone, a sundae and a parfair, MINIMUM. Saiyans do not have a concept of losing your gains, because they're fighting all the damn time.

>>28606363
Fair enough.

>>28606366
Although in all honesty, I don't think we've had ice cream before. So we might be skeptical of the whole concept.

>>28606366
>So let's get a massive tub of cookie dough and several double chocolate tubs for the girls. Girls like chocolate, then again, we've only ever heard of space chocolate out in space.