>>28595050

"Eh? NECO?" Kyoko blinks, before chuckling. "Oh, that crazy girl from that internet computer thing! Ah, no, it's just a game a play whenever I'm drivin', I pretend I'm getting tailed by whoever I keep seeing on the rear view mirror. Never really actually gets to be a tail, though, unless I'm onna assignment."

It's here that she turns towards you briefly, before bursting out laughing again. "Holy shit, Murderface! Look at you! It's like you're gonna have diarrhea anytime soon!" She slaps the side of her steering wheel. "I'm drivin' you to a date, not your execution! Jeez, just turn it down a coupla notches!"

...Gnh. Well. It's not like you want to be like this all the time, just--

"I know, I know. It helped more than it didn't. But come on, nothing's gonna happen! You and Midori-chan's just gonna have dinner and that's it! Seriously, what could go wrong?"

. . .Oh, Kyoko. You poor, naive redhead.

Fine. Alright. Where's she taking you, then?

"Mami-chan's holiday cottage!" Kyoko grins. "Apparently Mami let Midori-chan borrow it for the night just for this occassion. It's not really that far from the city, though, just a bit of a drive near the countryside. It's near a small lake and everything - o-oh, and it's got an ENTIRE bear fur rug near the fireplace! Even the head's still there, with the teeth and everything!"

Huh. A bear fur rug, huh.

"Yeah! Really warm and comfy to sleep on, since it gets really chilly up there!"

How do you react?

[]So, did you sleep on it with Sayaka or what?
[]How secure is it? God dammit, Kyoko, those are details I should know.
[]Other.

>>28595067
[X]How secure is it? God dammit, Kyoko, those are details I should know.

I think we teased her enough yesterday with the hickey mark comments

>>28595067
>Seriously, what could go wrong?
It's happening!

>>28595067
[x]So, did you sleep on it with Sayaka or what?

>>28595067
[x]So, did you sleep on it with Sayaka or what?
Do we have to quarantine it.
Also damn, Kyoko not helping with the paranoia here. I think we need to calm it down.

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>>28595067
>Seriously, what could go wrong?
dont tempt them kyoko.

>>28595067
so, uhhh, speaking, from experience there? and is driving there going to take all goddamned night?

>>28595067
>[X]How secure is it? God dammit, Kyoko, those are details I should know.
I'm just messing with you. But seriously, how secure is it?

>>28595067
>[X]So, did you sleep on it with Sayaka or what?

I think we need to take 1 day where we're not worrying about security every 5 seconds. Lets just keep teasing Kyoko.

Also horray for catching MGNQ just as it starts!

>>28595067
>[x]How secure is it? God dammit, Kyoko, those are details I should know.
Spill it. And where will she be the entire time?

>>28595067
>[]How secure is it? God dammit, Kyoko, those are details I should know.
"Though i am curious just a bit as to how you know it is comfy to sleep on."

>>28595087
>teased her
>enough
Pick one.

[X] Mami make a habit of lending this cottage to Magical Girl couples she approves of?

>>28595067
[x] "This is turning out to be considerably more... intimate than I was expecting. Or am ready for. I hope you haven't convinced Midori that she's getting laid tonight."

Nice surge of votes. Seems like I wasn't the only one regularly refreshing the catalog.

>>28595067
[X] So did you sleep on it with Sayaka or what? Any stains you two leave behind that I want to avoid?

>>28595067
[X]How secure is it? God dammit, Kyoko, those are details I should know.

Lets not pick on the Kyoto too much at the moment. Need a few breaks between the jokes otherwise it becomes annoying instead of funny.

>>28595067
>[X]So, did you sleep on it with Sayaka or what?
Anything else is heresy.

>>28595067
[x]How secure is it? God dammit, Kyoko, those are details I should know.
Didn't we see Oriko at a mountain villa near a lake in our seeing?

>>28595067
[x]Other.
[x]"The Bear rug? Really? Its getting kinda hard to find places where neither Kharn nor you and Blueberry exchanged body fluids in this city.. "

Also
>"Mami-chan's holiday cottage!"

Also known as Mumi`s Fuckhouse or Club Ahegao.

>>28595143
>Club A head go

>>28595067
>[]How secure is it? God dammit, Kyoko, those are details I should know.

we need to distract ourselves a little bit.

>>28595156
>we need to distract ourselves a little bit.
Keep lining up those evidence points in your head, Chiaki.

Be bothered about Malal telling you not to tell anybody anything... especially Mami.

>>28595067
>...Gnh. Well. It's not like you want to be like this all the time, but it's who you are. Can't not worry at a problem.

[X] Ask Kyoko about Malal. She knew her, right?

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>>28595067
None of you are safe.

>>28595193
We're not in here with you. You're in here with US.

>>28595194
Nyanya? I thought that's what you wanted to avoid.

>>28595197
We don't need all of you. Just the kneecaps.

Interesting thought: we don't have our usual kneecapper in the form of the DEagle, so we'll have to do with what our shield gives us.

According to my extensive prognosis and calculation of odds, it's a 50:50 between a Bolter and grenade launcher.

>>28595213
At the end of last thread, we considered the possibility that we may actually still have the classic Deagle in there someplace.

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>>28595213
A real magical girl would do it with a golf club. Amateurs.

or are you scared you'll get rekt

Threadly reminder that the updated Ebook can be found at http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDb
link to the Fanart gallery: http://wiki.magicalgirlnoir.com/index.php/Fanart

Ebook will be updated sometime after I wake up later.

>>28595255
This is the second time you're requested blunt force trauma, cat.

Are you some kind of meowsochist?

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>>28595255
Go back to doing what you always do, fucking cat

>>28595273
Also, thats the neck, not the chest.

>>28595280
>Type/moon artist
>never ever NOT dropping the ball
It's a VN, she's using the other hand to grab for the heart.

>>28595273
Is there a giving decu ideas.png or something? Because you're giving ME ideas anyway.

Sexy ideas.

>>28595280
>Not ripping someone's heart through the throat

What are you, casual?

>>28595288
>Not ripping someone's asshole out through their heart
It's like you don't even want them to fear you.

>my lewdpastes are at 200 and 150 hits respectively
>have no idea what to write next
Is this how Midori feels when facing a manga deadline?

>>28595296
>ripping someone's asshole out through their heart
That sounds logistically improbable.

>>28595288
>>28595296
>Not ripping someone's throat through their asshole

Are you guys even trying?

>>28595297
gib lewdpaste
and gib your favourite characters

>>28595305
>gib your favourite characters
that's Decu's job.

>>28595297
Five words.

Snuggling.

No clothes.

Bear rug.

>>28595302
No one said it would be easy.

>>28595312
pls

>>28595312

I wish I'd Saved that "So your favorite character is alive? We can fix that" image for Sunrise...

>>28595317
But bear rug counts as clothes.

>>28595317
Why would you want to snuggle with a dead bear? That's like, three different creepy fetishes all at once.

>>28595332
You've never had a teddy bear?

>>28595339
that's different. Those are usually made out of cats

>>28595339
Never one made from actual dead bear, no.

>>28595305
They're in the last thread, near the start.
Also, Pinky a best.
>>28595317
But that's too romantic for Midorin abuse.

>>28595346
Man you missed out, proper dead bear teddy bears are awesome. I had one as a kid that I took everywhere

>>28595351
just link it you skub don't pretend you're modest when we both know you'd much rather plug your writefaggery in every thread

>>28595355
I am now picturing a five-year-old child wheeling a ~200 lb taxidermied bear around everywhere they go.

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>>28595339
Teddy Bears are best bears

>>28595369
>kharns_childhood_life.jpg

>>28595351
Oh, okay.

Iori rape arc ending. Instead of shooting off her kneecaps, Chiaki abuses Midorin.

Lori watches.

So does Ruri.

>>28595379
Fucking Steiff bear quality.

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>>28595305

How lewd do you want it to be?

>>28595393
MAXIMUM OVERLEWD

>>28595393
I want some actual sex already, not so much teasing. Alright, blueballing is hot too when done correctly but seriously, Chiaki really really REALLY needs to go to town on Midori right about now, the time's up.

>>28595393

I require more Midorin lewds

>>28595351
Amber traps Midorin in an elevator...

>>28595393
They should be holding hands.

>>28595411
>Chiaki really really REALLY needs to go to town on Midori right about now
I thought that's what we were about to do?

>>28595411
This

Just fuck her! Tie her up, place her on the Warmaster office desk and spread those legs!

>>28595425
Well we do know what licking soul gems is for...

>>28595425
We are quite clearly going to the country. I don't know what you are talking about.

>>28595393
Hardcore Magical Pornography

>>28595431
Needs a third person standing on the other side of the desk, riding her face.

Either Pinky, Homura or Mami.

>>28595431

Bbbut! Loving tenderly! Cuddling and hand holding!

My dreams, shattered!

>>28595425
I don't mean awkward sitting around for a date, eating grilled whatevers and beating around the bush like it will inevitably happen. I don't mean exchaning glances over the candles, blushing furiously and making accidential innuendos or almost saying that you love each other.

I'll fap to that too, but later.

>>28595449
Pinky, definately. You can always use someone with space-time bending powers and an unhinged mind in wild, uninhibited lesbian sex.

>>28595393
I'm fine with the level we've had so far. Teasing is good.

>>28595457
that's far too lewd for the internet, anon.

>>28595468
I like the way you think.

>>28595468
Midorin is tied up on the Warmaster's desk. On one side, Chiaki is using the Golden Strapon to go to town on her. And on the other side, Pinky - skirt draped over Midorins head and panties halfway down her thighs - is riding her face.

Blindfolds may also be involved.

>>28595386
>Lori
>L
why
Also, I can't do past AU, it just feels wrong to re-write something Decu wrote already.
I might do something with Iori later. Or should I say, Iori-sama.
>>28595417
But they're both M.
Hmm. What about Mami? Testing Midori's worthiness for her treasured Chiaki-san...
Yes, that could work. I even know how to write it from Chiaki's perspective. To notepad!
>>28595431
>>28595449
>>28595457
>>28595503
That's not subtle at all. Way past lewd, that's just pornographic! Someone else can write it.

>>28595525
Yeah, I'm with you. Lewd is cool, porn can be found elsewhere.

>>28595525
The time for subtle has come and gone! Now is time of explicitness!

>>28595525
>Also, I can't do past AU, it just feels wrong to re-write something Decu wrote already.
Just use a framing device, like it's actually just Iori having a lewd dream

>>28595525
ITS SMUTTY SUNDAY

>>28595550
Then have fun writing it yourself, anon.

Jesus, what happened to this thread while I was off making food?

>>28595574
The endless blueballing for almost 200 threads caused something to rupture in everyone's collective lewd-center.

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>>28595525
>Amber
>M
No, S. Very S.

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>>28595525

How about something like this, anon?

>>28595574
SMUT happened. hey lewdguy, can you leave the lewd till the end, with the writeups?

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>>28595574
JUBBLIES

>>28595589

That amber

Diamonds every time.

>>28595604
"Mmmmm. Yer shoulderblades smell like mama's cookin'."

>>28595594

one of my favorite ones.

I think we need that Decu update ASAP before people ITT go off the deep end.

>>28595087 >>28595089

A holiday cottage? By a lake?

...Well, it does sound like Mami to have one of those things. She works harder than anyone you know - it'd make sense for her to have some place to retreat to, away from the city, in case the job gets too much on the nerves. You have the same kind of thing, too - just that your version is a dingy bar staffed by a large, scowling man with the world's biggest afro.

Still, it...kind of reminds you about what you saw during the seeing, earlier. A cottage in the mountains near a lake. But that's just a coincidence, right?

You have to make sure, though. Even during times like these, you can't afford to drop your guard. Not for a moment, because as Malal had so succintly put it, the people you're up against have no concept of playing fair, and a moment will be all they need.

You ask her, then, if the place is secure at all, and if so, how much? How populated are the areas around it? What are the other ways that the site can be accessed, besides the way you're taking? Any blind spots? Dammit, these are the details you need to know!

"...Whoa." Kyoko turns to you, the cheerful mood gone, replaced by a dismayed surprise. "...Is that really you, Murderface? I mean, you know, you'd have taken the hint by now. But seriously? You're goin' on full paranoia mode on your DATE?"

She shakes her head. "Well, okay. Jeez. Let me think...it's kind of out of the way, so there's no other cottages around, but it is near the road we're currently on. There's a gas station down the road from it, an' a convenience store. The lake's small and doesn't connect to anything..." It's here that she frowns at you. "Aw, hell, can you just take it easy? It's not just me that's gonna be there, you know! Kuma-tan's also going to be there, except she's not really on guard duty. If it'll get you to dial it back a bit, I'll assign her as my backup just in case. There, you happy?"

Kumatora? The newbie you trained? What's she doing there, then?

[1/2]

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>>28595627
It's too late
I expect at least one guy from here to be working on some real lewd by now

>>28595631

"Search me! Midori-chan's idea, though - when I drove them back here she was lugging around boxes full of papers and stuff! And they couldn't stop talking about scenes and framing and dialogue...manga stuff, I guess? But yeah, Kumatora'll help." She lets out a breath through pursed lips, creating a raspberry sound. "Man. Guard duty for a date! Career first!"

Ah, knock it off. Wasn't she at all worried about security during her dates with Sayaka?

"I was more worried with showin' her a good time!" Kyoko snaps back. "Even more in Mami's cottage, I never even thought about that kinda stuff, and--" It's here that the red-haired Eversor snaps her mouth shut, her cheeks going red as her hair.

Ah. So. She did take Sayaka here, too. And no doubt the thing with the bear fur rug was part of that experience?

"N-no comment," Kyoko manages, blushing furiously. "I ain't sayin' nothin'!"

Right. Sure. Do you need to watch out for any stains or what?

"Aw, fuck you, Murderface!"

The both of you glare at each other from the rear view mirrors, before grins slowly break over your faces. You chuckle at this, before giving the back of the driver's seat a lazy kick.

"Anyway, just relax, will ya? It's gonna be fun. Just take it easy for tonight, go back to your ol' paranoid self after." Kyoko's voice regains its cheerfulness some, but not enough to rob the seriousness in her voice. "She deserves it, you know? Midori, I mean. She couldn't stop crying during the first day of our stakeout."

Midori? What was she crying about?

"Who else? You, of course, ya maroon." Kyoko shakes her head. "And her friend, I guess. The one she lost in Siberia. Didn't tell me much, but she's holding back a lot, Murderface. Up to you if ya want to help her through that, or just let her deal with it herself."

How do you react?

>>28595631
>Still, it...kind of reminds you about what you saw during the seeing, earlier. A cottage in the mountains near a lake. But that's just a coincidence, right?
Jesus christ what the fuck. I feel like I've been caught with my pants down.

>>28595648
Well, I surely have my pants down by now!

>>28595631
>Still, it...kind of reminds you about what you saw during the seeing, earlier. A cottage in the mountains near a lake. But that's just a coincidence, right?
this date gets ruined and I will crack the moon in half, have shit hit the fan afterwoards and its all good, but by god Chiaki needs this date to go smoothly

>>28595642
>>Kumatora is also a manga artist

Found you, Hat-chan

>>28595642
[x] "Siberia will probably come up at some point. Midori's still the only one who really knows what the fuck happened in there. I guess I should go easy on her, though."

>>28595642

[X] Right... right... I'll dial it down a bit.

Midorin depressed over Mirai's death...

>>28595667
I had my suspicions even before this tidbit. Honestly, it fits pretty good.

>>28595642
>How do you react?
[X] "I don't think Mami would approve of me teaching Midori my usual methods of dealing with shit.

Outside of painkillers and whisky, I got nothing."

>>28595642
[X] "I owe her a lot more than I can remember. I'll try my best to be there for her."

>>28595642
[X] Siberia will probably come up but I didn't want to force it, at least not while I was supposed to be on a date since I figured that came under work


>>28595667
They didn't really confirm anything though, she could be a photographer or all sorts since they also use framing

>>28595668
>>28595689
Both of these.

>>28595642
[X] Thanks for being there for her, Kyouko. For me as well.

>>28595689
This

>>28595677
>Midorin depressed over Mirai's death
Guilty, more like. Survivors guilt is a hell of a thing.

>>28595689
[X] Yeah, that.

>>28595698

[X] I like this one.

>>28595689
>Outside of painkillers and whisky, I got nothing
That's not true, we also have Midori!

Which, now that I think about it, is less than useful in this situation.

>>28595698
[x] This sounds pretty good.

>>28595724
Maybe we could dress up as Midori.

>>28595642
[x] Doesn't really need a reply. You'll just have to deal with it as it comes, and try to tread lightly.

>>28595724
Well, we could actually use Midori's body to make her feel better iykwim

>>28595642
[x] "I'm a bitch, not a heartless bitch. Of course I'll do my best to be there for her... for all that's worth."

>>28595731
oh my god, COSPLAY PARTY

>>28595703
>>28595668
>>28595689
These three

>>28595739
>I'm a bitch, not a heartless bitch
Isn't that not true? I mean like, literally, Pinky ripped out our fucking heart.

>>28595740
Better yet, swap soulgems.

Midori in our body, and us in hers.

AT LAST WE WILL KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO HAVE HUGE BOOBS

>>28595752
It grew back.

>>28595739

This one is also pretty good, I think!

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>>28595762
DO IT

>>28595762

Actually, one of the abilities we got when Midori's contract was re-written.

We can terminate her soul gem, determine her location and override her body.

>>28595762
I don't think soul gems work that way
Trading them and sitting in separate rooms playing with them sounds like an interesting idea though

>>28595762
I don't think Soulgems work like that, anon.

We'll just have to settle for wearing each others costumes.

>>28595779
Roll 1d20 for body override. DC17 To not accidentally terminate soulgem.

>>28595776
>determine her location and override her body.
I don't remember that.

>>28595779
>>28595784

Soul Gems don't generally work that way, but Midori's does for us. Back when she was first recruited into the Ninth, Kyubey told us about those three fail-safes in Midori's Soul Gem.

We actually CAN take control of Midori's body.

>>28595393
Chiaki drunkenly obsessing over Midorin's boobs, being annoyed-jealous.

>>28595789
Fuck, meant to quote >>28595776

Reply cooldown seems to have increased from 30 seconds to 50 or so.

>>28595789
+15 bonus due to extremely EXTREMELY willing subject
+5 bonus due to magic sempai powers.

>>28595642
[x] "I owe her a hell of a lot for that mess. I'll try to be there for her, for what it's worth. And sorry about the paranoia; had a seeing today on the fuckwits going after Mami, an they were near a cottage in the mountains by a lake. That's why I'm on edge."

I am saddened by the realisation that all this planning and these great ideas are inevitably going to burn in Decu's healing gaze.

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>>28595816
SEX COTTAGE

I hear there's a tally of Mami's conquests carved on the wall.

>>28595793
I dunno. Would she be concious of it?

We're skirting some fairly dodgy territory here, especially for a first date.

>>28595816
Decus eye lasers truly are devastating.

>>28595828
Mami has no conquests cat. Stop with filth and slander.

>>28595828
don't make me make a scarf out of you and give it to mami

>>28595642


>>28595689

{X} This be great.

>>28595792
>>"Done. Her wish remains intact, but for all intents and purposes, she is now one of this Officio, Callidus Rank. I've attuned her Soul Gem to yours. With this, you will be able to track where she is, and if you so choose, take control of her. You can even kill her remotely should you find her usefulness has ended."

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19988546/#p19990076

Here's the source.

>>28595829

I'm not saying we should on the first date, or at all. I was just bringing up the fact that it CAN be done since it came up in the discussion.

We should probably ask if Mami let Oriko stay at the cottage to recover from Kirika's death. If I remember right, wasn't Mami in charge of comforting Oriko?

>>28595829
"So... what do you want to do? We could... have drinks? Or kiss?"

"I had something else in mind."

"Oh my... like what?

"ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL."

>>28595793
Yeah but that's us wearing her body like a condom not trading bodies

>>28595837
So deluded,

Mami is a stone cold murderer, yet eversone seems to like to hail her as a hero. What do you think a magical girl is? A killer, nothing else.

>>28595844

in the event that they abduct her we'll be able to find her quickly.

>>28595849
I KNOW YOU CAN FEEL THIS MIDORI

>>28595856
>Mami is a stone cold murderer, yet eversone seems to like to hail her as a hero.
Purely because we're on the same side.

Or so it seems.

>>28595858
In the event they do we can just jump into her skin and kill them ourselves.

>>28595844
oh, I absolutely think it SHOULD be exploited in the bedroom. Just maybe not today, and not without finding out what effect it actually has on Midori. And us for that matter.

Anything that Kyubey has stuck in someone's contract probably isn't supposed to be a kinky sex toy, but if the soulgem fiasco proved anything it's the virtue of being willing to experiment.

>>28595856
Because despite being a killer Mami is everything that people picture a magical girl to be and hides her sociopathy well so they love her

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>>28595856
They do this because pancakes.

>>28595874
>hides her sociopathy well
This is the primary reason, and also why I feel (and hate) that we can't trust her.
Nobody lies better than an experienced sociopath.

>>28595896
Here's the problem.

Chiaki doesn't actually know that.

>>28595914
Yet. Trust me, once the investigation of Mami's stalkers gets underway there'll be a lot of unraveling to swallow.

>>28595896
And the fact that she thinks she knows what's best for everyone. And how her emotions are unreliable, going by the Kirika incident.

There's plenty of reasons not to trust her.

>>28595914
Which is why I don't vote for Chiaki to use Yuu to hold Mami to the ground and demand answers, naturally.
We have no choice but to watch Chiaki go through complete emotional betrayal of at least one of the only two people she trusts implicitly.

>>28595953

Will be bloody amazing.

>>28595963
>Will be bloody
Count on it.

>>28595953
At the very least, Chiaki's look of despair and betrayal will hurt Mami almost as much.

>>28595973
Implying she isn't as expendable to Mami's plans as Captain Thorne was to Strauss in the last thread.

>>28595982
Captain who?

>>28595987
Isn't it sad Thacchin

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>>28595987
This as a little girl, one of her experiments. You didn't read the writeup?

>>28595999
Surprisingly quite a few still don't even though they are getting more and more relevant

>>28596069
full of OOC knowledge. In some ways it feels like cheating.

>>28596069
I suppose reading fanfiction of fanfiction is breaking the minds of some faggets.

>>28596069
I come to these threads for the quest, and not the spinoffs and writeups and whatnot, and them becoming 'required reading' makes me want to stab someone hundreds of times

>>28596069

I typically only read the wendy written ones or the NECO ones. Mainly because I like the suprise when people I haven't read about shows up.

>>28596082
Some of it just isn't that well-written, and most of it focusses on characters that readers simply might not like. OCs in particular are hit-and-miss.

>>28596111
This.

>>28596069
Nothing against the quality and hard work put into them. I just haven't gotten around to it.

>reading writeups
Too meta

>>28596157
>reading non-OC quests
Too meta

>>28595594
>that smirk in the next to last panel

Dammit boner, I'm trying to work here! Stupid Sunday morning shifts...

I come here for MGNQ. Tried reading the writeups a few times and they just didn't feel like MGNQ.

Sorry, person who's writeup I didn't like, but I didn't like it and I will not read things I do not like. Especially when they are not a main part of the work nor are they necessary to enjoy and understand it.

If we really do need meta knowledge from them, I'm sure someone will tell us all about it when it comes up in-quest.

is nobody else worried about how we're just letting the gold deagle feel so natural? sure, Godoka gave her reassurance, but we're still vindicare, and we could use bigger guns.

Although revolvers and other small guns seem to be completely eclipsed by the deagle.

>>28596174
>sits in a quest thread
>while trying to work
Don't lie to me.

>>28596080
We already get a ton of OOC knowledge in the quest itself, between all the alternate viewpoints we see. We've gotten way more meta information from them than we have from the writeups, other than the identities of a few golden weapon users.

>>28596192
I try not to let that color my choices either.

I have every intention of working my way through the writeups eventually, though.

>>28596181
The DEagle is good for close-range reactive engagements. We do need something for longer ranges, which may end up being Mami's Musket.

>>28596205
The Wendy ones are good. If you're gonna read any of them, read those.

>>28596192
Mostly we got less OOC knowledge from write ups and more explanation around events that happened

Like nothing that helps us but just a wider view of what went on

>>28596216
We should put a tacticool scope on it

>>28596192
>other than the identities of a few golden weapon users.

http://wiki.magicalgirlnoir.com/index.php/Golden_Weapons

I read all of them, because most of the time I read the latter part of each thread from the archives the next morning.

Archivalfag and Wendy's are the best.

>>28596227
Does Decu fact-check the wiki?

>>28596260

He has his own campaign notes.

>>28596260

It's all pulled from the threads directly.

Anything that isn't goes by Decu first.

>>28596227

technically Odette has the hook now.

>>28596268
>It's all pulled from the threads directly.
Hmm, well, It's just that I've noticed a few assumptions here and there that don't seem to match up with my understanding of events. Maybe I've just missed things in the threads, though.
Might it be worthwhile to add references to the posts where various bits were pulled from?

>>28596297

Can you provide examples please?

>>28596297
>>It's just that I've noticed a few assumptions here and there that don't seem to match up with my understanding of events

I try to check for this, but I simply don't have time to check the entire wiki by myself. I'll see about adding reference links to stuff by others though.

Is it time to bust out the cultists?

>>28596380

"I call upon the pink one. I call upon the raven. I call upon the knight of blood and those who fell at this time of need. We offer blood and souls! IF only you will grant our request!"

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>>28596380
>"Did I miss something? When did we get to Disneyland?"

So where'd everyone go? Did they all rush off to work on their ultra-lewd fanfics?

I hope so.

>>28596446

just watching, waiting.

>>28596446
They started them, but had to fap halfway through and then all of them became heartwarming fuwa fuwa stories full of meaningful glances and stuttering.

>>28596446

Patiently waiting for Decu

>>28595668 >>28595689 >>28595698

...Well, of course you'll help her through it. You owe more to her than you remember, and then some. Besides, your own way of dealing with that kind of shit...well, Mami probably wouldn't be all that happy if she found Midori chasing painkillers with whiskey. It's just not done.

You were expecting Siberia to come up, to be honest. Siberia's a dodgy issue for the both of you that would need talking about sooner or later. You just didn't want to hurry the issue or pressure her into it. Some wounds need to be left to fester first before they can be lanced, that kind of thing.

"Yeah, I gotcha." Kyoko nods. "Well, so long as you're gonna be there for her, I'm good." Another sigh. "Ya know, I know she came from the Tenth, and I heard from Mami-san what she was doing when you got her, but...I don't know, Murderface. She's way too nice for this kind of job, and..." Her voice trails off into a hanging silence, one dangling over the both of you.

...And what?

"Aw, nothin'." Kyoko shakes her head after a moment. "You're my Warmaster, an' I'm not gonna tell ya how to do your job or anything like that." She glances at you from the rear view mirror. "What I am gonna tell you is that you gotta make up your mind sooner or later, too, Murderface. Are you doin' all this just because you like her too, or you're just really grateful?"

Ah.

"That's the kicker, ain't it?" Kyoko manages a laugh, here, but it sounds more forced than anything else. "I mean, if you two're just best friends an' all, and you don't think it can go beyond that, well...ya just gotta make it clear to her beforehand. If it's the opposite, make sure she knows too. But you didn't really need me to tell you that, right?"

...Yeah.

"Thought so." And it's here that the trip resumes in silence. A comfortable one, yet with some things still left unsaid.

[1/2]

>>28596472

Soon enough, the car exits the highway and turns into a rather hard dirt road, and then into a cemented driveway belonging to a cottage. At the sight of it, you let out a sigh of relief - it doesn't even look remotely similar to the one you saw during the seeing.

That was a veritable palace in itself, on a postcard-perfect background of verdant green grass and sapphire waters. This was an old-fashioned, rustic cottage - certainly modern but made to look as if purely constructed out of brick. It's...it looks charming, and would have cost anyone loads of money.

"Yeah, I couldn't believe it when I saw it, either," Kyoko seems to read your mind here as the both of you alight from the car. "Really fancy, eh? And look, it's just on top of a hill overlooking the lake - so it's got a really awesome view from its second-floor balcony." She crosses her arms behind her head. "I'm saving up for something like this myself, hahaha!"

Well. Good luck with that.

"Thanks! I got the location all picked out, too!" The red-haired Eversor grins. "It's gonna be back at Okinawa, and it's gonna be near the forest and everything, and--" It's here that she blinks. "Uh, don't tell Sayaka, alright? It's kind of a surprise."

Yeah, sure. Lips are sealed, and all that.

"Oh, Miss Matsuda!" A short, lithe form lugging a couple of boxes in its arms strides out from the cottage's front door as you approach. Kumatora, it looks like. "Miss Sakura! You're pretty early, we weren't expecting you for another hour or so!"

"Hahaha, well, I wanted to make sure Murderface here isn't late for her little appointment with Midori-chan!" Kyoko grins, before walking forward and ruffling the shorter girl's hair playfully. "Midorin still making you help her draw her porn comic, huh?"

[2/3]

>>28596465
>and then all of them became heartwarming futa futa stories

ftfy

>>28596480

"I told you, Miss Sakura, I volunteered, and it's an adult graphic novel," Kumatora explains patiently, despite her hair being mussed up completely. She turns to you, her smile widening - before her eyes go wide, suddenly, as if just now seeing you. "M-Miss Matsuda! Those clothes...!"

"Weird, huh?" Kyoko laughs. "I know, that's my reaction too! I mean, she looks great an' all, but it's weird seeing her out of costume!"

...Is it really that weird?

"N-no! No, of course not! Miss Matsuda looks..." It's here that Kumatora turns crimson. "Miss Matsuda looks really cool!"

How do you react?

>>28596446
I'm 5500 characters in and the lewdest thing that's happened is accidental hugs.
I have created a monster.
>>28596482
Next up, NECO's doki-doki Siberian adventure!

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>>28596465
>>heartwarming fuwa fuwa stories full of meaningful glances and stuttering

doki doki

>>28596488
[x] "What do you mean, 'looks'?"

>>28596488
"So what you're saying is I should do this more often..."

>>28596488
[X] Quickly check our head to make sure the hat hasn't materialised. When we see that it hasn't grumble about not even being able to blame it on that this time

>>28596488
looks?
and >>28596497 beat me to it

>>28596488
>How do you react?
[X] Raised eyebrow.

"Ask for an appointment with the optician when you get back. Warmaster's Orders."

>>28596488
>>28596497
Go with [x]this and ask where is the porn artist herself.

>>28596488
"Thank you?"

>>28596497
>>28596508
Thirding.

>>28596488
[X] "I guess? Sounds like you and Midori are getting along just fine."

say what you will about Mami but she sure knows her stuff.

>>28596488

Okay, yeah, Hat is Kumatora

[X] Tell her she needs to get her eyes checked

>>28596488
[x] "I'll ignore the implications about my regular costume. You're welcome.

And thanks I guess."

>>28596488
>>28596523

[X] Thank you?

>>28596488

"I guess I don't look cool normally then?"

>>28596488

Time to tease Hat-chan

[X] I don't look cool normally?

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>>28596480
I got to the thread in time!

>>28596530
>>28596532
Voting this two dood

>>28596488
[x] Give kumatora the stink eye

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>>28596569
or we just...

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>>28596488
nyan of you are safe

she waits

So one thing I don't follow. This is Mumi's cottage that she lent to Midorin. What's up with the baggage moving and boxes and stuff?

Are those Mumi's trophies she doesn't want us to see?

>>28596598
She can wait until we're done holding hands

>>28596657
Those are Midori's manga supplies. Clearly she intends to stay here a while.
The question is, why?

>>28596657
>>boxes full of papers and stuff!

Art supplies?

>>28596684
The hell for? We're here for what, 1 night?

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>>28596488
Alsu protip for everyone who doesn't know: Kumatora is basically ripoff BRS.

>>28596674
She is going to be getting a lot of inspiration she probably expects so Midorin is being prepared

>>28596705
>Midori thinks she's going to get laid
Hahaha!

>>28596480

Dammit Kyoko! Don't SAY things like that. You may as well have started talking about how you were looking forward to Sayaka's pineapple salad!

>>28596724
Don't worry anon, she's only 1 mission away from retirement.

>>28596724
And also her retirement in a week, and how she's buying a boat, and her wife is pregnant, and-

>>28596715
Laid is too mild a term. Floored or the aviation term Controlled Flight into Terrain would probably be a better term for what is about to happen.

>>28596693

Yeah, but the jacket is zipped up and I'll probably make a few minor modifications to keep it from being too similar to BRS.

Also, her Soul Gem is supposed to be a huge belt buckle, very Kamen Rider

>>28596740
>Soul Gem
>huge
No! Bad Hat-chan! Big, obvious targets like that are a surefire way to get your character killed!
Just seat it in the middle or something!

>>28596757

I'm just going by what Decu told me, so!

>>28596757
She has a big heart, anon. How could you contain that in a small gem, hm?

>>28596740
>I'll probably make a few minor modifications to keep it from being too similar to BRS.
>mfw franken fran, BGS/Kharn, STR/Yuu and Malal
No fucks given beforehand, why now?

>>28596762
aaaaaaaaaa

>>28596740
The Heavens call to me!
The Earth calls to me!
The Warmaster calls to me!
Listen up, evildoers... I am a warrior of JUSTICE!
Kuma Rider!

>>28596778

Kharn's costume isn't completely BGS, I did make a few minor changes here and there to follow with the minor changes that Decu had made, like the skull pauldrons and the long-coat.

Malal was just Rival Schools, because that was the reference that was given and no changes were described.

Decu described Kumatora as BRS with jacket zipped up and soul gem belt buckle, so I asked him if I could make a few other minor changes and he said it was alright so long as it was still recognizable.

>>28596778
Because Pure BRS was Chiaki in the witch barrier in Cyberia.

>>28596807
Not really, that was Insane BRS. That's a whole different beast.

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>>28596812
But anon BRS Beast is a different character

>>28596825
pls

>>28596831
sorry anon I had to

We have to ask her. I mean, wasn't she suppossed to live with us in that fuckhuge apartment?

>>28596778
I am desperately curious to know if Fran even has a soul gem. I almost feel like that'd be a lurking major plot point.

>>28596764
That's exactly what you do if you want to keep her alive for any meaningful amount of time.

>>28596764
>How could you contain that in a small gem, hm?
Surgically insert it under the ribcage

>>28596896
>I am desperately curious to know if Fran even has a soul gem. I almost feel like that'd be a lurking major plot point.

This would be amusing. Fran is cheerful enough to delay the onset of despair for a long time

>>28596877
>>28596674
Maybe Midori is a classy lady and thought moving in with us was moving too fast.

>>28596919
Maybe not so much after she accidentally let Strauss turn a whole city into HappyFunMutantPlayLand.

>>28596921
>moving too fast
Good point, I think.

>>28596921

>Draws porn mags of chaki.
>Classy.

Pick two and only two.

>>28596921
And moving in to an extremely intimate and romantic holiday cabin outside the city is better HOW exactly?
>>28596927
It was a pretty shitty city to begin with, though.

>>28596942
Yeah, Strauss just made the outside of Varrigan match the inside.

>>28596942
She can't be here forever. It's only borrowed until Mami needs it again.

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>>28596937
But wh-

oh.

I see what you did there.
classy

>>28596490
>Next up, NECO's doki-doki Siberian adventure:
>Bears love hugs! NECO loves hugs considerably less than Bears!
>Can our intrepid heroine escape with her various important bits intact? Will she survive with her dignity, limbs, or virginity intact?

Find out next week, Decu time!

>>28597007
>Bear hugs
>Destroying dignity, limbs and virginity

>>28597007
!ahahaH

>>28597015
>>28597015
>Implying the bears would be the dangers to her dignity, limbs, and virginity, and not Kharn.

>>28597028
>implying Kharn would not be a danger to the bears' dignity, limbs and virginity

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>>28597015
At least they aren't tapping for mana

>>28597028
>>Implying the bears would be the dangers to her dignity, limbs, and virginity, and not Kharn
If bears are anything like dinosaurs, that's exactly what is implied

>>28597028
>implying Kharn wouldn't take her from the bears
Step the fuck up.

>>28597036
>MTG
nope

>>28597042
>implying Kharn wouldn't take her on the bears

You know she would.

>>28596919
That and she'd pretty much be the first synthetic MG.

>>28596927
While it was certainly a mess it was mostly aimed inwards. Strauss was even nice enough to kind of contain it for them. Fran likely cleaned it up pretty well afterwards, not like she's not used to dealing with all kinds of abominations, nor is she unfamiliar with what Strauss has been up to.

>>28597107
>Shitloads of monstrosities like Butterfingers
>Failed Maerorus attempts
>Not to mention the thugs that thrive in the new chaos
>Clean up pretty well

Remember, the Thirteenth is largely non-combat oriented. It's not like they've got operator tier operators to clear out the city for them. They're a bunch of nerds on a boat. They probably just ignored it. Not like they have any vested interest in it.

>>28597094
Now I'm getting the feel that the bear rug was a gift from Kharn.

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>>28597147
>>28597107

There are better Officios for that. For a certain kind of person, this is more like a parting gift from another professional.

>>28597107
Maybe the Incubators were too lazy to experiment with the standard template, or nobody never thought to ask tthem

>>28597150

Note to self. Make sure murderface washes it thoroughly just in case.

>>28597171

Also may want to warn Kyoto to check herself and blueberry.

>>28597167
Kohaku pls go.

And put your skirt down.

>>28597147

Nerds with the ability to produce biological weapons to neutralize all life in the entire city for the next few years.

also, I was sort of expecting someone from the 20th to come and kill Strauss.

>>28597187
Kohaku a dead

>>28596497 >>28596507 >>28596532 >>28596549

You 'look' cool? You're...well, that's great and all, but what does that mean? Does it mean you don't look cool in your normal getup? Your Magical Girl costume doesn't look cool at all?

"Huh?" Kumatora blinks at you, both eyes wide. "N-no! No, of course not, Miss Matsuda! I-it's just that, um, I..."

She what? What was it, then, if it wasn't that?

It's here that Kyoko cuts in. "Ah, no, Murderface, maybe ya got it wrong--"

You hold up a hand. No, it's okay. Ishikawa's a big girl, she knows what she said. You nod towards Kumatora, signaling for her to continue.

The twintailed Eversor swallows audibly, before looking to Kyoko desperately for help. All she gets from the redhead, however, is an averted gaze and a nonchalant whistle. "R-really, Miss Matsuda, I didn't mean...I..."

What? What didn't she mean? You don't know, she said it. First she said your costume isn't cool, now she's saying it isn't?

"M-Miss Matsuda..." Kumatora seems to be shivering slightly now, her face pale, the boxes she's holding quivering the slightest bit.

You stare at her for a few moments more, before Kyoko pokes at your side again. "Oi. You're gonna make her cry, you know."

"W-what...? No, I wasn't going to--!" Kumatora protests, before suddenly realizing what you've been up to. She pouts at you. "A-aah, that's mean, Miss Matsuda! And you too, Miss Kyoko!"

You shake your head, allowing yourself a small smile. You were only kidding, but you worry about Kumatora sometimes. She may fold under questioning, if she gets captured by a rival Officio or something.

"Of course I won't, Miss Matsuda! I still remember what you taught me, after all!" It's here that Kumatora beams again, getting her enthusiasm back. "No witnesses!"

Kyouko guffaws at this. "Hah! Classic Murderface!"

Well, anyway. Where's Midori, then? And what's up with the boxes?

[1/2]

>>28597196
>also, I was sort of expecting someone from the 20th to come and kill Strauss.
>not the 1st
This is like beyond what you can cover up, even with magic asspull Incubator powers

>>28597206

"Ah, Midori-san is getting ready inside, Miss Matsuda!" It's here that she gives the boxes she's carrying a shake. "And these are...well, to be honest, these are Midori-san's stuff, actually. She told me not to look inside, but, um, I couldn't resist, and--"

And?

"I do think they're unpublished volumes, Miss Matsuda. Of Midori-san's work. Manuscripts and stuff - they just need to be sent in to the publisher. Print-ready stuff."

Huh. But why bring them here...?

Kumatora shrugs. "Midori-san really didn't say, Miss Matsuda, I--"

Kyoko nudges you again, before gesturing towards the cottage again. "Maybe you can ask her yourself, then."

You look up from Kumatora, and see...well, Midori, come out from the cottage herself.

In a way you've never seen her before.

She's wearing a rather form-fitting black dress, the figure-flattering sort you've seen Iori wear too, during the gala. Her hair let down and teased into silky straightness, flowing down her back in glossy green waves. The slightest bit of makeup accentuating her features.

Is...is that what she looks like? Are Callidus supposed to be this pretty? You've never seen her wear anything else other than her usual black hoodie and stuff, so...

As if reading your mind, Midori smiles at you. A nervous smile, but trying its best not to look the bit.

"Sempai," She says, her voice small, quiet, sounding just as shy as she felt.

How do you react?

>>28597196
But the Twentieth buys drugs from her and even works with her on occasion these days. Why would they want her dead?

>>28597226
[x] Stare. Try to remember your language skills.

Also
>no pic
Decuuuu

>>28597226
"bwuh?"

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>>28597226
[x] Alright, I notice you now.

>>28597226
[x] "Oh wow."

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>>28597226

Attempt and fail to pick jaw off ground.

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Fran is what happens when you don't clean out your bellybutton. It starts out as lint, but then the next thing you know it's crawling on the ceiling in the dead of night, stealing snacks and scurrying to the dark under your couch as the lights flick on.

But then it grows. It can no longer subsist on the leftover food scraps littering the kitchen of some lob. It needs more. So some family pets go missing. Not for food, no. This is a greater Purpose.

The Fran integrates itself into the base of the spine and assumes direct control of the neighbor's dog. No more yapping. No more barking. Only cold, soulless obedience from the k9 host.

Using the mutt, fresh bodies are sniffed out. Parts. String is woven from stray hairs and the webs of unlucky spiders. This string will be used to stitch the found parts into a new form for the Fran to inhabit.

And inhabit she does. The Fran forces itself into the patchwork corpse, filling, twisting, consuming every last morsel taking up space in its new space.

But she's not done yet. She's only just begun. You see, it needs new parts. Optimal parts. How can you expect her to walk with one leg longer than the other? You can't expect that. It's inhuman to do such a thing.

She needs more. She will get more. And that's why you clean your bellybutton really good.

>>28597226

"You look nice."

>>28597226
[x] "....Well, this is unexpected. You look good, Midori."

>>28597226

[X] "Hmm I must admit you look rather nice. You must be really looking forward to this."

>>28597226
[X]involuntary wolf whistle

Maximum embarrassment!

>>28597251
This one.

>>28597277
>>28597281
>>28597263
All these are good.

>>28597226
[x] Attempt to hide massive ladyboner.
"You look amazing."

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>>28597226
>She's wearing a rather form-fitting black dress, the figure-flattering sort you've seen Iori wear too, during the gala.