>>28522042
None can withstand our serve!

>>28522042
instructions unclear, dick caught in volleyball net.

>>28522042
So can we do something or?

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>>28522042
I forget who that is.

Is that one of Janine's suitors, or are they just one of the Fuchsia's we hit it off with?

>>28522042
DEVON
>Alexis(Esper)
>Kitty(Persian)
>Peri(Zubat/Oddish)
>Marine(Wartortle/Mudkip)
>Mable(Flaafy)
>Haru(Zubat)

CERU
>Sanna(Tangela/Staryu)
>Goldenrod(Kadabra)
>Janine(Venonat/Spinarak)
>Kenn(Farfetch'd)
>Aqua(Staryu)
>Talse(Nidoran)

I'll go ahead and repost this, for easy reference.

>>28522042
I am weirdly okay with this OP pic.

>>28522104
Quick to the pastebin!
Or this >>28522112

>>28522104
zubat/oddish

Rolled 15 + 4

>Peri's roll!
R+1 Ten+3

>>28522104
Ex-Fuschia, Rocket Ranger. Devon selected all rockets.

>>28522134
Is that comparing to our roll? So a 19 to our 23?

>>28522134
Does he have to beat ours? Or is there a set DC to 'hit the ball'?

>>28522134
>all rockets
He's hoping to cheese it out with that universal +2

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>>28522134
Well played Peri. Well played.

>>28522145
>Devon is somehow metagaming
>His douchiness has reached a singularity so he can Meta his own life
>Devonforpresident.png

>>28522145
Thats not universal. We get it because Ceru is the ELITE of the elite.
we got it cause we rolled crit success for training[/spoilr]

>>28522134
So our we doing real beach volleyball rules for this?

Because I only know a little about normal volleyball rules. Like how you can only bounce the ball around 3 times, and have to get the ball to the other side by the third bounce.

>>28522155
Dang, he's already kind of hated and I haven't even pulled out all that I want to for him.

Dis gonna be good.

>>28522156
>crit success
You mean crit successes. As in more than one of them.

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>>28522112
So between Devon, Mable, Marine, and Goldenrod, who do you think is going to be the first to get a Mega Evolution?

>>28522175
If he betrays us I SWEAR

>>28522185
CERU.

>>28522155
He is our Gary Motherfucking Oak.

>>28522175
He better not be our Annie analogue.

>>28522185
Giovanni

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>>28522175
It's a playful kind of hate.

Bonus points if you have his shitty attitude be matched only by his genuine competence.

I'd expect nothing less from our Gary Motherfucking Oak.

>>28522175
at this point, he's our Gary Motherfucking Oak. We love to hate him

>>28522175
actually I-I kind of like him

>>28522193
Do we even have one?

>>28522185
Marine. She'll get it only to die tragically afterwards while fighting off a horde of pokerus infected monsters to protect citizens.

>>28522193
MEGA Barioth

>>28522207
>>28522175
actually, we might be his gary oak

>>28522219
Ceru goes G-Rank.

>>28522175
>>28522210
N-n-nice to know I'm not alone, anon...

>>28522196
>>28522205
>>28522207
Garymind

>>28522175
Unless he straight up permaburns us or one of our friends, I don't hate him. I think he's a douche, but he's entertaining and I kinda like douchenozzle characters.

>>28522219
That would awesome

>>28522197
He can't be our Annie, not enough delicious femtitan ass.

>>28522217
>Mega Blastoise
>Is basically an Artillery on a turtle
>Not being on the back line, shooting holes through larger beasts.

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>>28522217
There are worse ways to die.

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Gaze upon him and despair

>>28522227
>>28522227
No, he's our gary oak, if anything we're his blue/green oak

>>28522242
>artillery
>not Baneblade

>>28522247
Hey Bruce, come out of the water already!

>>28522247
WHY
MY EYES
AH IS HE DIGLETT'S COUSIN OR SOMETHING!?

>>28522247
Giovanni is that you?

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>>28522247
Done.

>>28522265
Its power trick shuckle.

Rolled 12 + 10

Meow.

>>28522302
22. STILL NOTHING TO OUR 23!

>>28522302
Jesus

Kitty got moves

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>>28522302
...Yeah, that seems fair.

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>>28522302
>Kitty gets +10
Sweet jesus we're not winning this...

>>28522302
CAT'S GOT GAME

Peri moves to meet the serve, a moment to late as your targeted power-serve plows past her, causing her to eat sand in her lunge.

Yet the ball doesn't touch the ground, Alexis has her hound out, with a slight glimmer in her eyes in the sunset light.
"We can use our powers on this side of the net, right?" She gives the ball a psychic bump and Kitty pounces up for a spike, driving the ball to your side of the net with power.

>Goldenrod is the first to react!
>1d20+6
>Sanna's also in reach!

Rolled 1 + 6

>>28522316
She's a 19 year old woman playing against a group of kids who average 13 years old.

So, yeah. She definitely won't hold back against us.

>>28522337
Can we suggest ways for our team mates to act or what?

Rolled 8 + 6

>>28522337
SATAN GUIDE MY DICK

Rolled 20 + 6

>>28522337

>>28522330
Why did we not grab her first? I mean seriously.

Rolled 4 + 6

>>28522337
>>1d20+6

>>28522337
>>28522348
Do we even need to roll more?

>>28522348
Euugh.

>>28522353
Oh, that's a nice cancel.

Rolled 13 + 6

>>28522337
kinesis dat shit

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>>28522348

How the is anyone gonna score... EVER?

Rolled 16 + 6

>>28522353
WHAT BUT
>>28522348
HOW I DON'T

>>28522337
TAKE IT ALL

>>28522348
DAMNIT GOLDIE STOP FUCKING UP

>>28522348
>>28522353
are we gonna get a funny critfail?

>>28522337
So can we suggest stuff? Or are we stuck rolling?

>>28522370
We did not think these rules out very well

>>28522383
You can. Go for it.

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>>28522353

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>>28522348
>>28522353
Too bad Goldenrod doesn't have any Tenacity.

>>28522370
We won't.
It will wind up being a tie and we'll call it off to eat cake

>>28522337
Alexis did not have to roll for her action, right?

Goldie is rolling for his, but Senna can act? Does that mean we can have Senna do something and succeed (depending on what the action is)?

>>28522390
I suggest you we directly roll to see who wins and you write a fun volleyball scene. Its suppose to be a fun game. A rollingfest does not exactly make it seem like lighthearted fun.

>>28522390
Oh, great.

Since Goldie failed his roll like Peri, Senna can come in for the save. How long is the reach of her tentacles? Can she sorta bounce it up and have Janine rush in to hit it?

>>28522390
>>28522414
OR WAIT. NEW IDEA.

Senna can still control her tentacles from remotely, right? Can we have Senna quickly detach one of her tentacles, then have Kenn use it like a sword to hit the ball?

>>28522410
I only plan for 1 point to go through and then zoom through the rest.

>>28522348
>>28522353
SHENANIGANS

Grumpy barely catches the ball as he throws a hand out, letting his psychic power go, blowing past Sanna and her vines as they shoot out to snag the ball. The Ex-Celadon holds it at a crazy angle as she back-bends to get at it, bumping the ball up.
SET

>Who spikes?


>>28522399
That was a one-time thing, she'll be rolling next time.

>>28522426
Sounds awesome.

>>28522436
Ceru spikes! Go for the water gun super spike

>>28522436
Kenn x Senna crossplay!

Although if Kenn is using Senna's tentacles to spike, then who's really spiking?

>>28522436
Hm...

I suggest getting Sanna to throw the ball up and having Kenn and Janine tag team spike that shit.

That's not in the book now is it?

>>28522436
Janine Spikes!

I don't know what I was expecting tonight, but this wasn't it.

We never even finished the montage thing, did we?

>>28522390
Okay, pull out all the stops. When we hit balls also smack them with a water gun for increased force, freeze the ball as we hit it, make it slide off of people's hands when they hit it, use Nasty Plot to plan and hit their weakspots.

When we serve make sure to use Lock On. Be willing to hit the ball with our tail for when it's near the ground.

>>28522436
Us, we don't really have anyone who'd be better at spiking.

Jump up, get in position, aim for a open spot, and then Feint Attack to hit it somewhere else. As we hit it use Water Gun to make it go faster, and freeze the ball so that it's slick and icy.

>>28522459
ALL THE WHILE
Ceru is locking on target for when she returns the serve

>>28522436
>>28522455
Also, how would the Rocket Bonus work? Both Kenn and Senna have it, so would it be a cumulative +4? Then there's the strength of Kenn's swing along with Senna's control over her detached tentacle. What's the bonus for that?

>>28522480
Pretty sure we did, yeah. As well as a bunch of mini episodes.
This is the last thing before we're all the way caught up I believe.

>>28522483
>Us, we don't really have anyone who'd be better at spiking.
Kenn and Senna would be excellent for spiking. Senna with her control over her tentacles and Kenn with his skill over manipulating sticks.

>>28522483
You know guys, we don't really have to hog the glory all to ourselves. We can show off our leadership skills as well. If we can command the team well enough, we'd probably get a bonus to our ingenuity.

>>28522516
I'm totally game for the Kenn/Senna tag team thing

>>28522483
>>28522436

Dice have come out and so has everyone's competitive spirit. I'd like to say that Ceru's priority should be keeping everyone feeling good at her party, keeping morale up for anyone that makes a bad play, applauding anyone that makes a good one, etc. (regardless of team)

I wonder if this would have an effect on our character development? If we command the team effectively, we'd probably turn out to be a better leader. If we try to play as hard as we can on our own, we'd probably be better as solo rangers.

I wonder if Giovanni is secretly watching us.....he might comment on how we acted once he arrives. To this children's party.

>Taking dice out for this. No sense in wasting time with em.

>initiating Sanna/Kenn play!

>>28522532
Pretty much this.

Winning isn't a priority, since in a way we've already won by having the best birthday party a twelve year old girl could ask for.

>>28522541
>Implying Giovanni won't join in at the last moment to make the last spike ON BOTH TEAMS
>Chops ball in half, scores on everyone

>>28522550
WE'LL SHOW THOSE DIRTY ROCKETS

Damn, they got Kitty though...

>>28522558
THE SPEEDO INCIDENT.

>>28522550
Well, that's fine too. We don't want to spend too much time on playing volleyball. We've still got to see Lilac afterwards and there's Silph Co. to meet!

>>28522580
All were in awe

You know all I keep getting from Devon is he is really competitive and wants to give Ceru the houndoom transplant D

He is too snarky towards us is how I see it

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>>28522556
>Winning isn't a priority, since in a way we've already won by having the best birthday party a twelve year old girl could ask for.

>>28522618
did you just make that for this?

>>28522608
Well, Houndoom is really competitive. He probably won't stop until he's won over us completely (or vice-versa; I think Houndooms submit once they've accepted someone as their superior?).

Sanna falls backward into the sand, rolling off Goldenrod's panicked force," Hey, watch it Marigold, you almost knocked me ova, whatchya tryin' ta do?"

"Sorry, I was-"

"Spiking! You come through and in, leaping up to spike it right back, pulling a feint to misdirect Kitty and Alexis, slamming it with a water gun for more oomph.

"Haru!" Devon barks, and the Zubat ninja complies, zooming into place with a dual hand bump.

You look back to Sanna," Sanna, get Kenn a stick!"

Mable sets it, lightning surging off of her fingers, as the ball takes up the residual charge. This is gonna suck.

"Spiking!" Kitty makes the leap again, ignoring the charge on the water-covered ball as she strikes the ball with an open hand again.

Your team's prepared though. "Kenn!" You shout out, and the boy comes forth with a stiff vine, courtesy of Sanna, Grumpy's on his game this time, setting up the ball as the Farfetch'd kid brings down his "bat" Crushing the ball into the sands for the first point scored!

"No!" Devon throws a hand over his face, growling as your team gets together for some high fives before resetting. His own team goes into a circle for their next play, breaking with sinister grins on each of their faces.
What do they have planned...

Devon is serving.

>Orders Team Leader?

>>28522659
Get ready to put the ball out?

>>28522659
nothing is more annoying than a little bit of water in your eyes

>>28522659
>>Orders Team Leader?
Don't tickle them, crush them.

>>28522687
noooo, explicitly against the rules.

>>28522659
they're up to something play coverage and stay on your toes

>>28522635
And generally truly compwtetive people aim for either the ones they think are the best challenge to show they are the best or the ones they like the most so they can shot them how great they are

>>28522659
He's gonna try something dirty. Get everyone on defense. I have a feeling he's gonna use some dark shit to try and prevent Goldie from catching him. Make sure Kenn's ready, and have Aqua the opposite end of the field and Senna, that way the two can cover more ground.
We'll hold center, and get ready for whatever moves he tries.

>>28522659
>Devon is serving
Should be someone on Ceru's team because I forgot volleyball rules.

>>28522659
Can Aqua shine out any light to blind these guys?

What are our team's capabilities anyway.

>>28522715
Then since Ceru served its her go again until they lose serve

>>28522703
have goldie prepare a barrier to deflect the next ball and whatever special sauce it is served with.

>>28522702
Wet floor?

>>28522659
well, let's get someone serving.

How about our resident ninja?

or we could have goldie serve from an unfeasible height

>>28522715
Oh pfff.

Well then lock on stays true then.

>>28522720
Foul! Light is threat of harm!

>>28522715
Yes, we should be serving, since we got the point. If we had missed or if the other team had scored, the ball would have gone to them.

Ceru serve again?

Also, can we have Janine subtly set up a net on the ground? Something we can set to bounce the ball back up (just have two people quickly grab its ends and hoist it up).

>>28522746
Actually I'd like to see Janine serve. Ninja skills and all. >>28522744

>>28522746
oh god that is so ridiculously cheap

Apologies if someone else has already had this idea, but the thought just occured to me of how Mewtwo is likely to show up in AoPH.

>Rather than catching Pokemon, people kill and implant their parts.
>In canon, Mewtwo was a genetically engineered clone, but that doesn't make sense for this AU.
>Obviously, Mewtwo is a ranger made using Mew's DNA/parts.
>Mew/two is one of the absolute strongest psychic pokemon. In original canon, Mewtwo went rogue.
....Man, how much would it suck to have your own implanted parts take over your mind and make you go full pokemon?

>>28522659
We get in front, if Devon is serving it might have something to do with fire.

Be ready to jump up and blast that thing with all 3 water guns. Use Nasty Plot if we can to plan out attack strategies and crush them.

Grumpy stays towards the back, acts as a setter, he can see the entire field from the back so he calls out who goes for what when needed. He's smart, he can do this.

Keep Kenn on the front, use the massive jumping from being flying to catch stray balls and get really high spikes with his sword.

Senna covers a lot of area with her tentacles and sets them for people.

Janine can make silk from her hands, right? There's all sorts of bullshit you can do with that, catch the ball with string and you can alter its path pretty dramatically. And she's a ninja, have her up front with us and Kenn.

Not sure where exactly to put Aqua or Talse, have them fill in gaps where we need them.

>>28522764
Don't call it cheap.

Call it tactics.

>>28522768
We're serving. Prof made a mistake.

>>28522659
Ceru Nasty Plots
Feint to make it look like coming from one side but really other side.
All three water guns launch it.

I say janine should do a trick serve.

She has spiderman silk, she can hit it and redirect the path after striking it to go elsewhere.

>>28522744
Can we have Goldie close to Kenn? If the other team does something to make the ball harmful to touch, Kenn is the only one who can hit it.

Also.

New idea.

Goldie could easily teleport someone above the net.

When we're receiving the ball, we should have someone bounce it up REAL HIGH. Then Goldie and Kenn can teleport up above and SLAM THE BALL DOWN.

>>28522812
Same person serves till you lose a point.

>>28522828
o-oh?

Okay, so cerulean serves.

Excuse me, I'll stop suggesting sportball things now.

>>28522798
We have cool powers, who needs legality. We're supposed to abuse them for our entertainment.

>>28522812
>>28522763
We can't change who serves the ball. We only rotate positions after the opposing team loses the ball to us.

>>28522827
It doesn't even have to be Kenn. Who else in our team has a high amount of power in their strikes? Talse? He seems like the type.

>>28522659
>you almost knocked me ova, whatchya tryin' ta do?
Oh god, I just noticed Sanna has an accent.

That's adorable.

>>28522715
well, I still agree with this gameplan, even if we're serving.
>>28522768

>>28522881
is she... Brooklyn?

>>28522927
If devon uses fire then it is time to get out the newspaper and wap his nose, because I never want see that shit unless it's on a monster or target.

>>28523013
If Devon uses his fire, we prioritize everyone's safety and get them the fuck away.

>>28523013
>>28523021
he cant. thats violating the rules.

Is there an archive? Read the first part but missed the second would like to read em all.

>>28523050
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Attack%20on%20Pokemon%20Hunter%20Quest

Bruise:

Continue having problems in the pool.

This volleyball match is NOT helping.

>>28523102
Kitty running around, sweat glistening on her perfectly sculpted abs and sculpting her clothing to her skin, her leg muscles tensing as she jumps into the air.

Yeah, Bruise is going to be having a hard time watching this.

You bring the ball up, locking onto another empty spot. As you make your serve, you see Alexis's eyes move just as you hit the ball, and Haru rushes to the location for a bump, setting it up.

Kitty takes it again, smashing it to the other side of the net as Alexis throws out a hand with a glimmer of psychic power. The ball's trajectory changes in that split second, planting the ball mere inches from the border of the net.

"Our serve." Devon smirks, the ball teleported to his hand.

You stare back at Devon, playing his game with a mean look.
You melt that mood as you give Goldenrod a point"Grumpy! Stop that from happening."
"Yes ma'am." A monotone reply.
"Sanna, cover those smashes."
"Aright, aright, don't gotta tell me twice." Sanna shivers briefly, "Ugh, hey bird-brain I can still feel that mess! Stop it wit' that will ya?"

"Ah, ahhh." Kenn kind of stares at the Vine as he reposition's his hands, receiving a small slap from it.
"Ah, I said stoppit!"
Bird-Brain nods," Right, I apologize for the-"

"Incoming! You yell as the ball's served, whipped up by one of Sanna's many vines.
"Got it! Follow up!"
Aqua jumps into action this time, throwing out a shining star that knocks the ball further up.

Janine leaps into action this time, spiking the ball down with absurd force, met by Haru again on the other side.
"Sorry Janine!" He bumps as Janine falls, back to the earth.

Marine spews water at the ball, giving it a layer to set, and Mable follows up with a round of lightning before kitty takes up her position as primary spiker, sending it straight down at Kenn wielding his sword.

Kenn moves to block, meeting the electrified ball and sending it up, way too high as everyone kind of stands around, looking up.

"Uhhh... Where's it going to land?" Aqua scratches his head.
You kind of shrug," Dunno, looks like... It's going for... The..."
As it careens across the party-lit air, the ball slowly changes course falling...
falling...
falling...
To the water.

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>>28523102
Yeah I imagine it wouldn't.

>>28523131
Suddenly Bruise?

>>28523131
Oh shit Bruise!

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>>28523131
Well, we learned a valuable lesson.

The ball, electric and all drives home right onto Bruise's head, a scream erupting from him as he bears the shock while waterlogged, and sloughing off into the water.

For a moment, it's kind of funny, but then you realize: "Crap, he doesn't have gills!"

>Who saves him?

>>28523131
You know, if this was baseball, we would have won.

After it!

>>28523180
we dive in head first

we ELITE bros/sis

>>28523180
Cerulean, aqua, marine, and kitty all simultaneously jump in to save him

>>28523180
Well, really, the Cerulean Gym cadets are the best bet.

>>28523180
CERU AQUA AND MARINE FORCE IS A GO

>>28523180
Do you even have to ask?

HERE WE COME, TO SAVE THE DAY!

>>28523180
Everybody with a Water subtype jumps in as soon as possible, it'll probably be us or Marine who gets there first.

>>28523180
We do, obviously. We have gills and such

>>28523180
Have Ceru, Marine, and Aqua go at it. They're the ones with water pokemon implants.

Plus Kitty. After all, Bruise dying would look bad in front of Gio.

Wouldn't it make things more interesting if Kitty was the one that actually got there first?

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>>28523180
Might as well be us?

Though I imagine everyone who can is going to dive in at the same time.

>>28523180
Wait
WAIT
Has the electricity dispersed yet?

If it's still electrified, then we need someone who can swim and handle electricity, or...or...

Shit, I wish I knew if Marine is part Ground yet

>>28523248
kitty is probably the first one in the water, yes.

or the last.

Depending on things like water hatred

>>28523248
I can't see her out swimming us or Marine, Aqua maybe since Staryu's aren't know for their speed, but both Seel and Squirtle are pretty fast.

>>28523276
Aqua trained with vermillion

and doesn't a rocket have chinchou/lantern

>>28523276
Sanna's tentacles. We could use them. Have whoever goes down to save Bruise wrap the tentacles around him and drag him back up.

By the by, Kitty was hitting the paralysis inducing ball.

>She has limber.

>>28523302
Shoulda figured.

Is the pool still sparking?

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>>28523302

>>28523285
>>28523285
niggawut? Staryu is faster than both of those. Starmie is one of the best water type attackers because fast

>>28523302
With a body like hers, I'm not surprised.

But yeah, Cerulean cadets can swim up to Bruise the quickest and Senna's tentacles can be used to safely handle Bruise. If the entire pool is electrified, Aqua can go, I think?

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>>28523302
mfw

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>tfw we fail CPR rolls and Bruise dies on our birthday

>>28523326
In game stats aren't necessarily applicable. It says in Marine's description that her shell cuts down water drag, Seel and Dugong are both described as graceful swimmers, neither Staryu or Chinchou are described as fast swimmers.

>>28523378
Grim reminder

>>28523378
Kitty: Hey lets play a game called hide the body

Is the ball still discharging? Maybe we shoulda had Janine use silk to pull him out.

Silk's an insulator, right?

Before it's too late, I just want you to know I came up with an incredibly lame nickname for Bruise.

Tenacious B.

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>>28523434
Yes.

>>28523434
I think all the electricity stored in the ball would have discharged immedietly upon contact with the water.

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>>28523378
>we roll a nat 1
>Bruise burns tenacity to survive
>"cough.. thanks Ceru but I don't think you're supposed use your tongue...."

Send Kitty, Janine, and Sanna to get her.

Kitty might get shocked, but won't get paralyzed. And Janine/Sanna can retrieve hi musing long range so they won't have to get in the water.

>>28523452
That is not lame, We could teach him to sing
imagine it,

As soon as the realization you, you're off running at full-speed for the water, quickly followed by Marine, and Kitty, with Aqua who was a touch late for the call.

"Cadet in the water, go go!" You call out, rushing the others to action as you see the sparking of the pool cease, divining in with a short and cold breath through your nose to plug your nostrils, pushing through.

In the sudden murkiness, you see Bruise, and then the breach of another body in the water ahead of you, landing nearly right on top of Bruise. You're startled for a moment, and surface to see that it's Kitty, bringing Bruise up and thrashing to keep him afloat,"Cer- u. Gun!"

Confused for a moment, you look at her funny.
"Water- gun!"
Right! You wrap your arms around the two of them and false your palms out to the water beneath the surface, unleashing your water guns to plow right back into the shore-line, your frozen pelt taking the brunch.

Kitty rolls over Bruise, as he seems to be having a really bad case of water in his lungs.
"Oh, Arce no!"

As you take in what's happening, you get a terrible reminder of this seen. Damn water, trying to take you and your friends to the spire.

>Perform CPR.
>Leave it to Kitty.


Important decision.

>>28523493
>Leave it to Kitty.

its her fault in the first place

>>28523493
Bruise seemed kinda weird out by Kitty.

I'm not sure if something good or bad happened to him.

Anyway, we must have been trained in CPR, right? I'm sure one of the duties of a Cerulean cadet would be to rescue other rangers from drowning. Let's perform it ourselves.

>>28523493
>this scene

>>28523493
Does Kitty KNOW how to do CPR?
...WHO IS MORE SKILLED?!

Gah, I want to leave it to her, if she knows what she's doing.

>>28523493
is that a romance flag I smell?

>>28523493
Preform CPR

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>>28523493
>Leave it to Kitty.
They're adorable together.

>>28523493
>Leave it to Kitty.

>Bruise route locked.

>>28523493
we never did get those CPR lessons from Oliver did we?

>>28523526
it's up to you.

>>28523537
Basic training, totally got it.

>>28523493
Does kitty start doing CPR?
If so, leave it to her.
If she does not start doing CPR, then do it yourself.
Romance has nothing to do with it.

>>28523526
I see she likes her guys young, eh?

>>28523493
>Perform CPR.

It should remind us of Oliver

>>28523493
>Perform CPR.

>>28523493
Leave it to kitty.

We may freeze his lungs.

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>>28523536
Good?

Last thing we need is a love triangle between us, Bruise, and Goldnrod.

Never ends well.

>>28523545
>>28523493
we have the training
>Perform CPR.
lets do this

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>>28523545
Kitty is going to win, as such there is no point in me voting

>>28523493
If its an important decision why dont you give us some info on it?
How much do we know about CPR. As a cerulean and knowing we were on the receiving end for a couple of times i guess we should be good at it.
But how good is Kitty? I have no idea about her knowledge on it.

Without any info, i'd play safe and vote
>Perform CPR

>>28523555
Oh dear god this.
OUR BREATH IS PURE ICE

>>28523545
Yeah, I feel safer having Cerulean perform CPR. I don't think Kitty knows it.

>>28523493
Perform CPR

>>28523560
12, 12!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>28523545
>>28523569
Can you comment on this, Prof? We learned how to control our internal temperature, right? So this wouldn't be a problem? If it's not a problem, we should perform CPR.

>>28523493
Ask Kitty if she's taken CPR lessons. If she has more medical training than us she does it, otherwise we deal with it.

We're in full professional mode here, whoever is bet suited to removing water from lungs does it, Kitty's older than us, but we're a Cerulean so we might know more about aquatic first aid than she does.

>>28523569

Got better at that over timeskip, let it be known you're not eternally frosty.
>>28523581
Bruise is 15. Point though.

>>28523591
>Got better at that over timeskip, let it be known you're not eternally frosty.
Ok then because of this we can do it.

>>28523493
>Perform CPR.

If this is purely a romance flag, thats damn bad storytelling. You dont think who should be his girldriend when your friend is dying there, you think who can save his life.

>>28523591
I'm really nervous but yeah. Let's give it a shot.

Comon Bruise, you have Tenacity for a reason man

>>28523591
In that case, we should perform CPR ourselves, to save his sanity at least.

>>28523493
preform cpr because we don't know if Kitty know it

>>28523493
Kitty

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>>28523591
Even if we do know how to do it, Kitty seems likelier to have actually had to perform it in the past.

Unless she's uncomfortable with it, then she should go ahead.

>>28523493
Leave it to Kitty, as she is our senior officer and probably has more experience with CPR.

>>28523597
Nah, he's totally after Kitty anyway.
This is for keeping him alive

>Ceru performs CPR.

Oh boy.

>>28523493
>Leave it to Kitty.

Wherever /tg/ goes

it must also ship

>>28523597
I really hope it's not just a romance flag too, anon.

We know that Oliver saved us a few times and that wasn't romantic.

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>>28523622
Bruce's fw

>>28523622
>Oh boy.
This better not just be a romance flag...

Although I suspect that Goldie may flip out and be a bitch over it.

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>>28523622
God fucking damnit Prof what is your problem.

>>28523622
GUYS WAIT.
CPR may be done by 2 people.

One pumping the chest as fast, hard, and deep as he/she can.

The other giving rescue breaths ("mouth-to-mouth") every 6 seconds.

I know CPR

>>28523644
The tightening of anuses
He enjoys the sound

>>28523642
but he does that already with E V E R Y T H I N G

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>>28523642
I REALLY hope not.

I have no idea what he's trying to do with this, but I know I don't like it.

Also, Kitty probably has a much bigger bonus to her rolls than we do, so why the fuck were people insisting we do it?

Because we're the main character?

>>28523657
I'm cool with this instead.

>>28523669
It's our party and we don't want a dead nigga stinking up the place?

>>28523657
We can pump, while Kitty handles mouth-to-mouth.

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>>28523657
Oh well that makes sense.

Though unfortunately that doesn't really help matters because I'm pretty sure Kitty is still more muscular than us.

>>28523669
probably because we know that Ceru knows how to do this

>>28523657
It gets more done. Let Kitty handle the mouth to mouth, our breath may be a bit cold even if we have control.

you couldn't let kitty have her moment in the sun could you?

>>28523693
Yeah but she doesn't have ICE BREATH

I'm guessing a few degrees can mean the difference between life or death to someone with no breathing or circulation

>>28523669
>>28523642
>>28523597
I really hope so too. It is dumb that romance would have anything to do with it when he is lying there about to die.
As one anon said, it didnt drift in that stupid way when we received cpr. i hope it doesnt start now.
And people chose Ceru, because we know ceru can perform cpr. We have no idea how much knowledge kitty has on this matter.

Bruise, why you gotta need CPR on our birthday huh

Though, I'm surprised kitty didn't win the vote, I thought it was a shoe in

>>28523693
we're pleasingly plump

>>28523713
yeah, it's just CPR. It's not really that romnatic.

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>>28523707
I don't know why people had to ruin the moment.

For some reason they assumed that Kitty wouldn't be able to do it?

I mean it's literally a perfect setup.

Damn shadowruns.

>>28523729
Damn idiots regarding cpr as a kiss.

>>28523707
No! We are shipping Bruise with Lilac in an even less healthy relationship.

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>>28523713
Read closer.

Prof said we only learned CPR in basic training.

Do you think that somehow Kitten did NOT also complete basic training?

>>28523724
Exactly, Oliver has given Ceru CPR twice and no romantic feelings were involved.

>>28523753
>Kitten
You gon' get scratched, m8

>>28523753
>>28523729
it's just CPR, it's no big deal.

Kitten can kiss bruise immediately after.

or we can do dual cpr.

>>28523745
muh nigga

>>28523753
Rockets only receive the ADVANCED training of every gym the basics are gym specific

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>Kitty stares at our butt as it bobs up and down while we hurriedly apply CPR

>"Me-wow"

>>28523753
i dont know. thats why i asked twice if and how well she knows cpr. when there was no answer, i chose the safe route and voted for the person who definitely (not presumably) knows cpr to perform it. you know, because his life depends on it.
its not a kiss.

Isn't Kitty 21 now since it's been 2 years?

You push yourself in the way between Bruise and Kitty, your eye meeting Kitty, and she gives a nod.
"Right, In time, ready?" She gives a panicked whisper, as she places her palms upon his chest, beginning to push in rhythm to force the water out.
You put your ear to Bruise's mouth for a moment, as you warm up your body to accommodate the practice.

A deep breath and you press your mouth against his and force fresh air down his throat.

Another listen.

Another breath.

One more time.

Come on... You do it a third time, and you feel something gross enter your mouth as hands are put on either side of your head.

"MH!?" The grip refuses to let you pull away as you feel it clumsily worming about your mouth with a strange kind of need.

What. In. The. Reverse World.

>[] Frozen claws.
>[] Water gun.
>[] Lower core body temp.
>[] (Other)

>>28523784
yes

>>28523745
Bruise-Lilac
Grumpy-Alexis
Ceru-anyone in need of hugs at that particular moment.

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>>28523790
>>28523769
Then why did the QM say it would be a really important decision?

It's either that, or one of us would auto-bungle the whole thing and get Bruise killed.

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>>28523794
>[] Frozen claws.
WE WERE TRICKED

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>>28523794
PFFFF
Well that's uh
Yeah.
Didn't see that coming. funny. Lower body tempreture. Not harmfully, but uncomfortably.

>>28523794
>>[] Lower core body temp.
>>Punch him out.

>>28523794
>>[] Lower core body temp.
That should do it.

>>28523811
Ceru - Devon

>>28523794
Yeah i think Kitty would of murdered him for this.

>Chill his lips together

>>28523794
>>[x] Lower core body temp.

he better not have faked this to get kitty's attention/saliva

>>28523794
>>[] Lower core body temp.

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>>28523794
>[] (Other)

All of the above.

Damn you, ygg. Damn you.

>>28523794
lower temp

WRONG CAT

WRONG CAAAAT

>>28523823
Ceru-Kitty- Giovanni

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>>28523794
>ceru's fw

>>28523794
claws

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>>28523794
Bite a little.

Also god fucking damnit what is wrong with you people, how did you not know this would happen?

Now we have to deal with this bullshit and all the feelings that come with it.

Imbeciles.

>>28523844
Or we can just be disgusted

If that was Kitty giving cpr, she'd probably sliced his throat buy now. or bit and ripped his tongue away at best.

>>28523844
Because we're 12, and our friend was drowning.

Duh

What were YOU thinking? With your dick? That's not how we play, anon.

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>>28523817
>>28523820
It wasn't a trick at all.

It was literally the most obvious outcome of this course of action.

>>28523844
what feeling. we freeze him and punch his lights out and its done.

>>28523794
>[] (Other)
PANIC MODE ENGAGE
Use Flail

>>28523865
No, no it really wasn't. We were afraid he was drowning, and rightfully so.
Calm down with your meta shipping shit, anon. geez.

>>28523794
Lower core body temp.

water gun is a bit excessive, and if we use claws, he'll just think we're Kitty

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>>28523865
I was referencing a post from the black comedy quest, you know with the succubus debacle, yeah I had a feeling this shit would happen

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>>28523794
I don't wanna punch him but I wanna get awaaaayyyy

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gonna need 30 cc of cake to wash the taste out of mouths

also

>our purity!

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>>28523878
Are you serious? He stressed that whether or not Kitty or us performed the CPR would be a very important decision.

Did you think that somehow a full-fledged Rocket Ranger wouldn't know something as basic as CPR, and that's what it was about?

>>28523865
>A friend has drowned
>There is water in his lungs
>He'll be irreversably dead in a minute or so
>Appearently most obvious outcome of performing cpr is him kissing me with a deep and forced tongue
Your mind is fucked in so many ways by the retarded romance animu.

>>28523908
We dual CPR man.
Just was on the wrong end.

>>28523908
guy, I voted for kitty and even I think you're being a bit crazy now.

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>>28523908
/tg/ doesn't trust anybody to do anything but themselves.

you lack faith /tg/. You don't understand what it means to be part of a team

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>>28523891
why would you post that? that's gonna haunt my nightmares now.

AoPH
where every post causes a shitstorm

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>>28523918
There was someone right next to us who would in theory be even more qualified, due to being mandated to know CPR and may have had to perform it at least once in the field.

Again, Professor Yggdrasil stated that it would be an important decision whether or not us or Kitty did it, what did you think he meant?

>>28523945
Yeah...probably this too.

I feel bad for not trusting Kitty now.

>>28523957
guy, can you just drop it? It really hardly matters.

>>28523957
Dude, both Ceru and Kitty performed the CPR. Hell, Ceru even looked to Kitty for approval first if you read it correctly. We didn't just leap in and do it all on our lonesome

>>28523893
yes. it's cake time after this.

Bruise, I am dissapointed in you, and also next time we will just let kitty do it.

>>28523957
>in theory
you want to risk his life depending on presumptions. if i (talking for myself but im sure a lot of anons had the same thought process) had known for sure kitty knew cpr, i'd vote for her. with the knowledge i had, i naturally picked the safe vote when his life was on the line.
it was even asked a few times if and how well kitty knew cpr.

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>>28523965
I guess, I just had a lot of these images and I realized that I don't have what it takes to post them when we make a fuck-up that is of actual consequence, so I was looking for an excuse to use them.

>>28523994
That was my thought process. That and I figured our water typing might help there or something. No idea why.

>>28524003
Oh anon, you wacky card. Maybe post just a few, and then be done for a while?

Anyway, I voted kitty, but this outcome is comedic to me, so I enjoy it anyway. Let's get off bruise, spit, grab kitty, place her on bruise, then go get some punch