Opening theme>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F468us4qCUEPreviously:A year has passed since our Young Rocket began her training advanced training. Over time, the bonds between herself stood the test of time. A young Esper finding himself at the receiving end of her tough love, the sole successor of a long-lived clan seeking her counsel, an eater of death spilling out a secret of her master, and the advancement of old friends onto her very own level.This exciting and prosperous year for her now comes to a close upon her encroaching 12th birthday.What new adventures await her?Known characters(Updated!)>http://pastebin.com/k2xnqqvBMonster Index>http://pastebin.com/wxwgrCqbCharacter Sheet>http://pastebin.com/7CJx3gq1Twitter:>https://twitter.com/AoPHquestLore>http://pastebin.com/vy0a6Z9rNOTE: Due to recent complaints surrounding Crytten and unearthed information regarding its inspiration its final form has been converted into Ice/Flying. I am sorry if the loss of typing is an upset.
It is TIME for...What did we even have planned this time? More montage? Meeting aqua and telling him he is ADEQUATE?
>Be guy who was talking about not sleeping for fear of not waking up in time or eyebleeds>Manage to take a nap for 2 hours and wake up to turn on my computer and get on 4chan within 1 minute of the thread.Woah
>>28516099Montage is pretty much over. You could:>Meet Aqua>Standby for visitor>Get ready for birthday party>>28516149Are your... eyes bleeding?
>>28516047I'll go ahead and post all the fanart that's been made at this point, if nobody minds.Here we've got the first piece of art that's ever been made.
>>28516164>>Meet Aqua>>Standby for visitor>>Get ready for birthday partyI WANT TO DO THEM ALL
>>28516164>Meet AquaI was waiting for you to tell us that he died in the exam or some such.
>>28516164well, we can cut out the visiting aqua part by inviting him to our birthday party.He'll visit us!
>>28516189You could still meet him.
>>28516164>>Meet Aquathen>Standby for visitorthen>Get ready for birthday party
>>28516164>Are your... eyes bleeding?Nope! Left one is a lot redder than it was before the nap, and it kinda hurts, but that should go away in about ~12hrs. Right one feels fine.
>>28516173Here's the ELITE version.
>>28516047>>28516164>>Standby for visitor
>>28516201oh, we can pick all three?
I AM READY
Rolled 18>>28516164>>Get ready for birthday partyWERE BECOMING 12 MOTHERFUCKERS!
>>28516210A pic someone posted on the QTG but never got reposted in the threads themselves. There's a version of it with the eevee tails, if anyone is interested.
>>28516047>>28516164We didn't get to talk to Alexis before the scene change. This is a crime.
>>28516209I'm at 36hours cause of last night thread
>>28516234Alexis... Would you.. like to talk to her? Are you sure?>Writing stuff
>>28516233Here's Cerulean in the ROCKET uniform.
My favorite time of the week. SETTING THE INTRO ON REPEAT, LETS START THIS TRAIN PROFESSOR
>>28516256Absolutly Prof.She is like a cute little cancer patient, but healthy and violent.
>>28516257Mustache Goldie. Muy guapo.>>28516256Yeah. Might as well.
>>28516256we WOULD like to talk to her.She's our friend.Even if it will be absolutely horrible. We don't know it will be yet.
>>28516280Twisted spoons eh?
>>28516256If it hasn't gotten better with the time that already passed, then it can only get worse. Plus, how would Ceru NOT talk to her after she qualified for Rockets.
>>28516280Here's the corrected version of a pic an anon did last thread. The thighs were redrawn.
>>28516280I just realized he looks kind of like levi. With a mustache.
>>28516305thighs still seem a bit thick
>>28516173>>28516210>>28516233>>28516257>>28516280>>28516305Err. Thanks for posting the things I drew, but maybe ya shoulda just done it during regular posts instead of doing a dump?And you forgot a few if you were trying to do /all/ of them in order.>>28516324That's what I was going for.
>>28516331TOO LATE ANON. I have no choice but to commit to this line of action now. Sunk Cost fallacy and all that.>>28516305Anchor arm tattoos! Also, Hydro Pump or Water Pulse?
>>28516324was that really all there was to the montage? i felt like there was more
>>28516324Did we learn icicle gun?
>>28516363Meditating Alexis.>>28516331Besides, this makes it easier to check if I'm missing anything.
>>28516257Why does she look like she has Downs
>>28516047>Ice/FlyingWhelp, it's garbage now.
>>28516377I presume we were too busy training with the Rockets and at Fuchsia Gym to develop our own technique.Aside from Icicle Gun and our mist spray thing, we should be trying to make up new moves, guys.>>28516395>thousand-yard stare
>>28516329>not liking thick thighsFaggot
>>28516412how?the only thing that changed was a bit of its final evolution
>>28516436>>28516441Don't bite the bait son.
>>28516424>>28516412>>28516441Look at what you did. You made Cerulean sad.If you're still toxic from the argument, may I suggest leaving for the benefit of everyone else so that you don't infect people with your agitation.
>>28516433tight a supple is my way
>>28516424ahhhCeru shouldn't hug that.
>>28516441>blaming QTGYall niggas had your very own containment general to bitch about that
>>28516433>encroaching 12th birthday
>>28516457An aged up Cerulean.Cerulean used charm. Is it super effective?>>28516441>>28516460Shoosh, you guys.
>>28516460lets just drop it.a lot of shit happened that no body is proud of
>>28516457>>28516460I was guessing that is was due to QTG since it tends to be cancer and should not affect things outside of it
>>28516458>implying big, juicy thighs arent perfect for facesittingShe is the femdom ice queen, after all.>>28516472She may be getting a bit old, but shes not Christmas Cake yet, anon
>>28516486Indeed. We're here for good times, let's keep it that way, yes?
>>28516493cerulean is not femdom, she is modest.grumpy is just a sub
>>28516486prof seemed pretty proud of all the QTG trolling he did.>>28516492>randomly bitching when you dont even know whats going onNo namefag, you are the cancer.
>>28516482Showing off that remoraid implant again.>>28516492Galagoth, if you don't inform yourself, then don't try to make an inflammatory comment.
>>28516482No, hare-lip is disgusting.
>>28516521just drop it.
>>28516521Remember guys, don't feed. Report and move on
>>28516436Losing it's Dragon type, it loses access to a number of extremely useful moves. Combined with Water, we end up with a 4x Rock Weakness, a 2x Grass Weakness, 2x Steel Weakness and a 4x Electric Weakness.Three of those are extremely common move types, and two 4x Weaknesses is pretty devistating, especially since Legendaries usually know either a Rock Move or an Electric Move. Flying also doesn't really add anything useful, especially since I doubt we'll end up with any flying moves.There's also the possibility of it's more common typing causing it to lose it's Psuedo-Legend status, giving it a stat drop all around.
>>28516512Nobody with girlballs that big is anything less than superdom.
>>28516521Anon, please relax and stop riling up the others.>>28516486>>28516492Guys, please step off.
>>28516522they aren't actually that thick
>>28516534Flying typing only takes effect when we fly, according to Professor's info.
>>28516482>somehow this is okay, but >>28516433 isntDont be hypocrites, guys. This is 4chins, no one is gonna judge you for wanting sweet, juicy loli thighs.
>>28516548>>28516522I think he might just like the popeye thing
Since Alexis joined the rockets, she's hardly spoken to anyone except for Kitty during training. Her eyes were cold and hard whenever you looked to her in line-up, and you were separated from the new four during their preliminary training and assessment.Today, in the evening hours, you stand in front of her dorm with no small amount of trepidation, an eerie feeling from beyond her door.There's a slight pressure in the back of your head as you consider whether or not to knock, asking for entry.It just feel wrong to be here though. Wrong to be bothering her. Why does it feel so wrong?> Knock(Ten roll DC 15)> Leave it alone> Other
>>28516534Pretty sure Flying resists grass bro, and Prof said it is only weak to lightning while airborne.
>>28516534w weren't going to get dragon anyway.this way we can actually get the third evolution
>>28516047>Ice/FlyingDafuq is this shit?
Rolled 5>>28516562No bonus from ROCKET TRAINING?
Rolled 13 + 2>>28516562I can't resist a challenge. +2 for the Rocket Training, perhaps?
>>28516562> OtherTry to figure out why it feels wrong.
Rolled 3>>28516562>> Knock(Ten roll DC 15)
Rolled 5>>28516562attempt to knock. There shouldn't be anything wrong, we're teammates.
Rolled 2>>28516562Knock that shit.
Rolled 2>>28516562>> Knock(Ten roll DC 15)Meow.
>>28516574+2 I think this is the first toll I've taken since that came up.
>>28516563Oh, yup. You're right. Didn't notice that, so that brings Grass to a 1x. Still, 4x Weakness to Rock and Electric is pretty bad.
Rolled 13>>28516562> Knock(Ten roll DC 15)THIS CANNOT GO BADLY
>>28516562>> Leave it alone
>>28516593Cool. We pretty much passed then.
>>28516573The monster it was based on was meant to be flying and ice, not dragon. A mistake, and endless fights over it, mean that the change was needed.
>>28516579you have saved/doomed usGood work
Rolled 15 + 2>>28516579we hit the DC
>>28516574>>28516585>>28516587>>28516588>>28516590I know this is without the modifer, but holy shit the dice hate this idea.
Rolled 15 + 2>>28516593>>28516562
>>28516579Pass.>>28516585>>28516587>>28516588>>28516590She really wants to be left alone. Heh.>Writing
>>28516616>>28516620Oh, even better.
>>28516610>giving in to the terroristsScum.
>>28516595Rock should be alright, as long as we don't get airborne. Electric was always gonna be our weakness though, and it's only x4 when we fly.
>>28516624doesn't matter what she wants. she is gonna get hugs weather she likes it or not.
Rolled 10>>28516562>[X] Knock(Ten roll DC 15)
Rolled 13 + 2>>28516562> Knock(Ten roll DC 15)>>28516522Looks like you missed the scyther sword thing, the version of >>28516233 with a bunch of Eevee tails, and the version of >>28516257 without breasts.
>>28516634If you think about it being in the air actually reduces the chance you wil be hit by lightning.and rocks are easy to dodge
>>28516637SHE IS GOING TO MELT OUR BRAIN FOR THIS
>>28516173>>28516210>>28516233>>28516257>>28516280>>28516305>>28516363>>28516395>>28516424>>28516457>>28516482>>28516522So guys, did I miss anything?
Rolled 14>>28516637Would you hug that >>28516424
>>28516658It's mostly if they hit I imagine. Like, it hurts to be hit with a rock. It REALLY hurts to be hit by a rock and fall 10 miles to the earth. Electric is always really fast though, no matter how evasive you are. Light speed and all.
>>28516653I mentioned>>28516233here that I had the eevee tails version. I didn't know if anyone would want it.Could you post the two other pics I don't have?
>>28516672take off the yuri goggles, anon. That girl needs a hug.Or at least a conversation about something other that psionic warmachines.
>>28516662well lots of shitstorming over nothing.and Cryttens third evolution is now Ice/Flying instead of Ice/dragon
>>28516662Someone is working on some Ceru porn, I know that much.I'm waiting warmly for it
>>28516047FUCK I missed two threadsanyone care to fill me in?
>>28516679That screams "I need a hug" to me.
>>28516672we hug. that ain't yuri.go back to the qtg
>>28516689>and Cryttens third evolution is now ruinedFTFY
>>28516672It's not shipping, anon. It's just the usual cuddly hugs.>>28516692Just some written stuff with aged up versions of the characters.>>28516689I already know that, anon. Don't bring it up; you're just as bad as the people who are still being bitter about it.I was just asking for pictures.
>>28516698Long story shortMontage, mistakes made, Crytten's final form is now Ice/Flying instead of ICe/Dragon. Simpler, less arguments and all that.
>>28516698Lots of fighting, ice/flying, whining, hugs.
>>28516687Sword. >>28516698The archive?
>>28516672Its better then goldy-lock shipping.
>>28516682lightning doesn't move at light speed.but the nature of it will cause it to probably not hit you if you are not connected to the ground. but this is pokemon
>>28516720Anon, you're agitated. Just rest up, alright.
>>28516739Probably wrong wording, but yeah...Pokelogic.
>>28516738Yuri shipping is literally the worst thing that could happen to a quest.
>>28516720we weren't gong to get it anyway>>28516743or he isn't from this quest
Rolled 9>>28516735hmmCould we create a scizzor mancatcher weapon?
>>28516739Honestly, all an electric type would have to do is aim for Ceru's horn.
>>28516764>Aim for the horn>That Rhydon bullshit>THAT EPISODE FUCKING SUCKEDI hate Ash
>>28516743Don't act so condescending, jackass. Thats just going to rile him up more.
>>28516749yes. i am tired>>28516764its our only real weakness. we'll just ave to hit them first
Rolled 10>>28516756Yaoi shipping would probably be far more damaging.
>>28516756No, harem route is. Just wait until /tg/ decides to catch all of the boys/girls later.
>>28516757That depends. There was a pretty big divide between the people whining about no new votes, and the people arguing for removing Remoraid.
>>28516757Yeah, I know that at least one anon is from the QTG who's just trying to irritate everyone. But I'd rather the first response to these kinds of posts be an attempt to calm down.>>28516780You too, anon. Just leave the computer for a bit and return later.
>>28516776ash a shit.have you seen the new 4 episode origins? Its Red
>>28516792Don't bring it up man, we did our arguing and such. Just let it die.
>>28516687The other one without breasts. Not sure if you really care to collect /all/ of em, but yeah. That's all of em.
>>28516790They already kinda are with the hugwhore faggotry. God, that meme is getting old.
>>28516806Yes he is.No, but I should really watch it.Fuck my schedule though.
>>28516792but pretty much everyone agreed by the end that it wasn't worth the fighting.there was that one anon pissed at Prof.
>>28516764>>28516776There was actually an episode that played it straight and had Rhydon use lightning rod and be immune.
>>28516818Needs bigger tits. May had DD at 13.
>>28516794Seriously dude, you're just making everything worse.
>>28516830fuck the anime
>>28516818Right. Thanks anon.
>>28516830Man, the anime makes me so mad sometimes. The original one anyway. Glad to hear someone plays it straight.
>>28516843everyone drop it.>>28516853red actually cathes them all. the birds, mewtwo, all except mew
>>28516867Fuck man, really?Well he is suppose to be a master, and if anyone can that motherfucker can.I should really watch it. I assume that's part of what the intro for the quest is based on.
>>28516867But he is working on it.
>>28516843You're not a good role model yourself, you know. Immediately calling someone else a jackass.
>>28516522>>28516482>dem popeye armshnnnnng
You swallow coldly, your breath on the air as you take a deep breath in and out.Okay, you can do this. You've dealt with worse than doors.You rap your knuckles lightly across the surface in a set of three.There's no answer.Again, a set of three.Once more. No answer. Alright then, just one more time.(Come in.) You hear from beyond the door. It unlocks.The pressure in the back of your mind fades, and you twist open the doorknob.Within, Alexis sits upon the air, spoons floating around her, twisting and turning. She herself floats an easy foot over the bed, eyes shut and locked in what appears to be meditation.(Shut the door,)You comply, closing it carefully so as not to interrupt her with the sound of it.In the room, and before a long past friend, you feel uncomfortable standing there in your own skin.Alexis is bald, her head completely shaven, her body thin, though lightly toned through her training and age. Her room is clad in rich violets, purples and golds, giving it a rich and mysterious vibe.(What do you want?) The spoons snap into their original shapes, dropping to the floor while she, herself remains suspended.>What did you want to say here? (Charm +3 R+2 roll DC 16)
>>28516884no it isn't.this is fairly new. watch the dub, its fucking great. Johnny Young Bosh as brock
Rolled 20 + 5>>28516894
Rolled 3 + 5>>28516894Apologize for beating her up that one time a while ago.
>>28516888He was acting like one, though.
Rolled 15 + 5>>28516894We wanted to chat and catch up, we haven't seen you at all since you joined the Rockets.
Rolled 20 + 5>>28516894>What did you want to say here? (Charm +3 R+2 roll DC 16)"What happened? You are so different."
Rolled 16 + 5>>28516894"Alexis, I...I'm worried about you. We haven't talked since the training match so long ago, and any time I've seen you, you seem so...well." Pause. "I'm worried you're hurting yourself with this training. Why do you train so hard?" Seems innocent enough, and keeps in mind we forgot that we tried to kill her.
>>28516927lolololololoceru is cute as fuck
Rolled 6 + 5>>28516894"I just.. you're my friend and I have hardly even talked to you in a long time and.. I don't know why, but I feel like I need to say sorry about something other than just that..." and kinda do the thing where you do the foot moving back and forth on the floor like when people are saying something uncomfortable.
>>28516894Just came by to, you know, visit.We've not talked since that one time, and now we live in the same dorm, so I came on by.
>>28516943>>28516927we BBF now
>>28516927>>28516943This is why hugging is a meme overall. Cerulean succeeds at all social rolls.
>>28516929>>28516927Welp double crit.
>>28516911>Johnny Young Bosh as BrockHold on, I need...to go change my panties man.
>>28516927>>28516943Oh god, these rolls.>>28516955Now, just what do we say.>>28516951This seems like a good option.
Rolled 4 + 5>>28516894What happened to you?Your new haircut looks good on you by the way.
>>28516947>"I'm worried you're hurting yourself with this training. Why do you train so hard?"I don't think we should say that last bit there.
>>28516955not only succeeds, but double-crit-succeeds
>>28516962i know. it's so miscast but it's so awesome
>>28516953>>28516951One of these.
>>28516894"I wanted to see you Alexis, you're my friend. I missed you and I wanted to make sure you were alright. You haven't been talking to anyone, you look like you haven't been eating enough.I'm worried, and I wanted to see if I could help, if there was anything I could do. And I don't know why, but I feel like I need to apologize."And we ought to give her a fluffy hug before we go.
>>28516955Well whatever we say it should end with a hug.
>Bald>Tattoo on forehead>Has been frozen solid at one pointAlexis is Avatar: The Last Spoonbender
>>28517059Or start it with a hug.
>>28517059>>28517093Either way, it'd help bring back to memory our first meeting with Alexis.
>>28517059"What do you mean hugging isn't a form of punctuation?" *hugs*
>>28517119hugging is a form of everything
>>28517093>>28517059>>28517119>>28517135Through hugs, unity.
>>28517148So guys, not that it's not fun discussing stuff with you guys, but we're really filling this thread up quickly. Might want to lower our rate of idle chatter so that the thread lasts longer.
>>28516894Talk about how she's doing, what she wants to do, and see if we can make her a bit less grumpy.Try to make peace, and invite her to the birthday party before leaving.>Crytten shitstorm....damn, I missed a lot. I didn't even KNOW there was a third evolution. If it's any consolation, Ygg, we can't make ALL the monster hunter creatures dragon type. Maybe the elder dragons, but even that is stretching it(especially kirin and yamatsukami). Besides, I like water/ice.
>>28517188Eh if nothing else we can have a thread part B.
>>28517188lol. that's what QTGs are for
I know it is heresy to say this, but I wouldn't imagine this encounter being hug based (though hug incidental is nigh required). I think Alexis learning that Ceru didn't just abandon her, but Sabrina didn't let her keep the memory (which included the fact that she lost a teammate and wasn't taking it well) is what is needed for some healing.
>>28517196Honest enough mistake, but I think the change is a good one. Stomps out a lot of the major antagonists, and lets us keep it's final evolution without needing to remove water.
>>28517196water/ice/flying is what we're going to end up with. which is what we want
>>28517188We can always just take it to the QTG. Its not like they ever talk about anything important.
>>28517196>>28517205Mm, guys, no need to raise these things up again.I'm looking at you, anon.>>28517205That's a pretty brash comment. You might want to skip out on this phase of the thread and return later on, if you're still carrying ill feelings.
>>28516955now that I think about it, none of the art involves Ceru hugging people. That makes me sad.
>>28517234i don't know why i'm laughing so hard
>>28517188Quit being the thread police, asshole
>>28517148I can't help but hear that in YuGiOh abridged Melvin's voice.
Would it be possible for there to ever be an acquired skill that reduces the likelihood of critfails for charm rolls? Because they're coming.
>>28517234Goddamn, you're the most annoying fucker here. Why don't you skip this phase of the thread and return later. Save us from watching you post that every 15 minutes.
>>28517230>water/ice/flyingIs this allowed? I thought only two types were allowed.
>>28517242somebody should get on that
>>28517188Where was this sentiment when you guys were killing the QTGs
>>28517258We can...maybe burn charm points for that?Fuck if I know man, I didn't make the system
>>28517258we should probably put points in charm
>>28517267Flying and Normal don't work.
>>28517267normal/flying don't count towards the two types.>>28517259>>28517256it's a joke anon
>>28517286Neither does Ygg
>>28517267Flying doesn't count because it can be turned 'on and off' so to speak I guess. That and normal type don't count towards the limit
>>28517267Normal Flying (and ghost, though it is hardly a type in this) don't count towards type limits. (ghost can't be grafted normally, but some humans are mediums like some are espers. Froslass evolution can make you a medium)
>>28517267It's been a thing since the beginning of the quest that Normal and Flying do not count towards the type limit."Flying" isn't even really an elemental typing. The weaknesses of the flying type only apply while airborn.
>>28517276do you follow this quest?
>>28517293It was one shitty joke
>>28517286Don't COUNT. I meant don't count.
>>28517267Flying and Normal don't count against type limit, it's been established for a while but I can easily see forgetting it since it doesn't come up often.>>28517279We don't put points in Charm/Tenacity/Ingenuity. Those are raised through character actions. Adorable actions raise our Charm, clever actions raise our Ingenuity, tenacious actions raise our Tenacity.
>>28517311Yes and M tired of all the hate it gets since you faggots keep raiding other threads.
Ceru looks like she's going to become the heart and soul of the team. We're playing the character who's life or death is used to gauge the overall darkness of a setting.
>>28517337Whoever said heart was a shitty power! Clearly they were fools! Clearly!
>>28517337>Ceru looks like she's going to become the heart and soul of the teamWell, its going to be a cold blooded team if you know wht I mean.
>>28516698Also looking at all the art in the thread of our Cerulen, I am reminded of another MC in a quest set in an alternate reality anime setting
>>28517349I dunno, Ceru is probably the shittiest of the bunch.
>>28517349Does this mean one of our friends is going to be an Infernoape?
>>28517337I've been saying ceru is doomed to die horribly once we get outside the walls.Control will be shifted to grumpy or bruise.These are my mad theories.
>>28517353You're a good one, you are.>>28517354Which quest?
>>28517276>>28517295>>28517256>>28517366>>28517354there, i set up a qtg for you guys. now leave.Apologizes if you are here for the quest, just covering the bases
>>28517371Hollow questthe whole cat thing combined with the fact the water beams looks a lot like lazer beams
>>28517386>there, i set up a qtg for you guys. now leave.Dont lump me in with those faggots, asshole.
>>28517386>>28517386I am here for the quest
>>28517413>>28517417read the spolier
>>28517397Oh, we will have laser beams soon enough. We got aurora/Ice beams, we got psybeams, we got signal beams, we could set some charge beams if we get some tutoring...
>>28517391Scholomance isn't an anime setting
>>28517386>didnt put Quest in the subject fieldWhy must you shitpost and pretend its charity
>>28517354AE might not be able to run tonight. connection troubles.feels bad man
>>28517433then make your own. but leave us to our quest.
>>28517386You forgot the subject field. Delete it and let someone else remake it.
>>28517426Well I don't care what any of you tell me, or what is revealed through the questRisa is now cerulean's father in my mind
>>28517426I'm thinking water gun, bubblebeam, and psybeam next.and icicle gun of course, but that doesn't cost xp
>>28517386>>28517433>>28517450Seriously, this. You really should have put it in the subject. Just delete the post now and redo it.
>>28517455>more yuri shippingWhyyyyyy
>>28517437I've really been missing too much of that quest, seeing as I am one of the people who were in the original hollow quest.
>>28517337That would only be true if we had no power over her actions.>>28517437I really hope those eyes didn't come from pokemon...actually, that would be worse.
>>28517476Shapeshifters can be whatever you want, so that's like calling any breeding involving ditto gay or straight
>>28517475happy now? i even gave you a jucy topic to debate, no be on your way.
>>28517521I wasn't even one of those guys you quoted originally. It's just good manners to put Quest Thread General in the subject, so calm yourself man. Yeeesh. You're letting those guys get to you.
>>28517525Because fuck you
>>28517491we told Ryouichi what we did to his parents and he went apeshit. I'm scratching my head on how we'll survive.
>>28517546>HURR, GB2QTGThis is gonna be the next epic new meme, isnt it
>>28517541yeah, i spaced and now its fixed
>>28517561telling the trolls to leave is common practice
>>28517565Mm. Well, it seems like things might calm down now, so let's just.Chill.
>>28517585By that logic, aoph is nothing but trolls given how you guys love to flood QTGs. Ive never been to one myself.
>>28517591tehe. Insert Punny joke here
You look at her and then down to your feet, touching an arm for comfort," I just.. You're my friend, and I've hardly even talked to you in a long time and.. I don't know why, but I feel like I should say sorry about something." You shift inp place leaning your weight onto one foot. "So uh, I'm sorry for.. Something, I guess."You peer at the ground amidst the silencem peeking up for just a moment to see that Alexis's eyes have opened, her expression unchanged. "I am sorry too." Her voice is a monotone, bereft of emotion, an dispassionate.The Esper sets herself upon her bed, and rises to standing, a spoon in her hand being thumbed for some kind of secret comfort"So, are we still friends?" You give her a gentle, though toothy smile as you regard her, a blank stare in return."Yes. We may still be friends. There is no reason not to.""No reason.. Is that it? It still feels like I've done something wrong." You whimper slightly at that, your mood falling back down with you."Not you, it's something I have done.""What did you do?""It's not something I can talk about."You didn't want to hear that," Why not? Why can't we talk about it?"Alexis's mask breaks, frowning visibly,"Please leave."You take a step forward," No.""Excuse me?" Alexis's eyes glare at you like daggers."I am your upperclassman, and I can't just leave an underclassman alone like this."You take another step forward, and immediately start to feel that pressure upon your mind."Stay away." She growls as her eyes bear a faint luminance from her power.With a slow shake of your head, you smile with a playful deceit,"No!"Slipping into your "Evil" state, you empty your mind and close the distance between you and Alexis, lunging actually as you throw your body over her.She screams aloud, fearful for her life in that that one moment.
>>28517615>Slipping into your "Evil" state, you empty your mind and close the distance between you and Alexis, lunging actually as you throw your body over her.Oh god, Prof. You actually did it.
>>28517601i did not say that was the place for trolls, i gave him an alternate place to do his trolling
>>28517521Quit being such an uppity whiner, gosh.
>>28517615>evil state for hug chain combosIt's finally happening
>>28517615Haha! Feint Attack Hug! She doesn't even know what hit her.
>>28517623>>28517627Just leave it be, anons.
>>28517615this better be a hug Ygg, THIS BETTER BE A HUG
>>28517623>i did not say that was the place for trollsYou implied the fuck out of it.
>>28517642don't lie, you wish it was this
You wrap your arms around Alexis, smushing her into the bed,"Alexis, I'm sorry! I'm so sorry! I just want my friend baaaaack." You let the tears flow, releasing your anxiety as you cry into her sheets.The pressure in the back of your head stops and Alexis touches your shoulder," I'm sorry Cerulean. I really am.." She too has a bit of a cry, though not nearly as freely.You quietly left her room after that. The next day at training, you caught her glancing at you with a little light back in her eyes, and the faintest smile on her face.It seems you've managed to break down her walls some... Though you doubt she'd admit it.
>>28517615>"I am your upperclassman, and I can't just leave an underclassman alone like this."That military demeanor. Wonderful.
>>28517669umm.....did she get invited to the party?
>>28517669well, apparently that memory wipe didn't do too good a job of it.now WHO IS MYSTERY VISITOR?and Is aqua dead come on tell us
>>28517669Did we invite her to our birthday party? Because she totally needs to come.And is the mystery guest our Mom? Because that would be the best birthday surprise ever.
>>28517669Man. That was a great social success. Glad to see she's not totally lost.Seriously, we've broken like everyone's mental barrier, at this point Ceru's charm is the brick break of personalities.
>>28517700>>28517689if she isn't invited, she really should beAqua too
>>28517669Who DID we invite to the party? Our friends at Cerulean Gym are a given, and I could see us asking out some of the Celadon rangers out of courtesy. Janine is a given, and we might as well ask her two suitors to come as well, just to mingle.Would we invite all the Rocket rangers? We'd be polite enough to ask them all, I think.
>slips into 'Evil' state>now acting on pure animal instinct>that instinct is 'hugs'Yep, that's Ceru. So pure-hearted that her dark side is force hugs.
>>28517669Now, TOO AQUA!!!!
>>28517724Did we invite Giovanni? I doubt that he'd actually come, but it would be funny to ask him if he wanted to come to our birthday party and have some cake.
>>28517724all the rockets, all the ceruleans, janine. Misty?>>28517748YES
>>28517689All friend-status people will be invited.Unless you explicitly state that you'd like to exclude them.
>>28517735Inb4 Aqua is dead
>>28517764I think we're full on little girl mode right now.EVERYONE COMES TO OUR PARTY YEAAAAH.
If you'd like, forge me a guest list from your contacts.Would you like to talk to Aqua before or during the party?
>>28517781Aqua has regeneration capable of regrowing limbs and EFFING LIGHTNING POWERS.
>>28517785Before and during. Little bit of private time is good.
>>28517785Before. Let's meet up with him. He, Cerulean, and Marine can all go to the party together.
>>28517785Oh hey I wonder if our medium friend will be let out to join our party.
>>28517785Did this really need to be asked?
>>28517785After the party seems like a good time to visit him in Lavender.
>>28517805If not, we bring her cake.
>>28517764>friend statusHow does Cerulean define "friend status"?For example, would people like Devon rank as a friend?>>28517805This, also. Lilac said she hasn't been allowed out of the spire, but surely traveling within the dome would be alright?
>>28517785Let's see...Rocket Trainees, Cerulean Gym people we know, and Janine should all be there.Invite Koga and Giovanni because why not. We could invite Lilac, though I would be surprised if she could come. Is there anyone I'm forgetting?
>>28517785can we invite ghosts to our party?IS HE ALIVE
>>28517834yeah.anybody she knows would be a friend. a little to young to have enemies. and i think riivals count as friends
>>28517836Invite Lilac anyway. Maybe she'll do spooky ghost things and appear as a spectre or some such.
>>28517805Agatha might not let her, but it's worth asking.We should invite the other Junior Rockets, they might not be interested, but it's polite to ask. And inviting the Senior Rockets isn't a bad idea, they might want to come.
DevonAge: 14Houndoom Abrasive, aggressive, violent, yet good at what he does. As an ex-Cinnabar he is an adept of fire with some background in scientific theory and research. None of which he has patience for.With his evolution, he has focused solely upon his prowess in destroying monsters, taking great pride in the fact that he can roast them alive and painfully.Recruited into the rockets for his skill in this area, he is looking for the chance to progress with another implant. He seems to have his mind set upon a certain something.>He seems to have his mind set upon a certain something.Any guesses what?
>>28517700The Mystery Guests are Red and Green.>>28517764We can invite Red and Green, right?
>>28517836We still need to tell kitty/Giovanni that Lilac wants to become a ranger
>>28517785Can we ask permission for Lilac to join us?
>>28517872Oh, when was the pastebin updated?
>>28517861>Lilac gets mail>"What!? I never get mail!">Opens>"Birthday party? Celebrating not being dead? Weird. But yay friends!">AgathaNoFace.png>Lilacdepression.png
>>28517836Why not the people from Celadon gym?
>>28517898I honestly can't remember any of their names.
>>28517836>>28517785let's invite our ninja-squad leader and her two prospects as well.Because we still have to DISCERN them.
>>28517910Aww shit. He'd be burning the shit outta errything
>>28517898we only had that one encounter with them 1 year and 7 months ago.would be more likely to invite the other fuchias we trained with
>>28517896Someone will make a comment about us being 'one year closer to our impending doom' and Lilac will take it at face value and think THAT is the reason we're celebrating.
>>28517934We only ever trained directly with Janine or while being overseen by Koga himself. The only other Fuchsia rangers we know are Janine's two suitors, Talse and Haru.>>28517918I know, right? But might as well invite them. Think of it as an opportunity.
>>28517910That would be a terrible idea. whoever lets that happen is an imbecile. with our luck they'll hive him some moltres
>>28517872Just checked the updated pastebinJessicaAge: 24Arbok: Snake-like body, Fang-claws, Venom. Monstrous strength. Having been born as a poor Pewter, she had a remarkably small lot in life as a child. Entering into the ranger program, she had told them anything but a pewter creature, so they had given her an Ekans, and she began with the Fuschias. Now, she is an incredibly powerful physically strong and stealth ranger capable of a multitude of weapons and long distance fieldwork. By utilizing her natural markings she sends monsters into a trance before crushing them with the strength of a constrictor.>Arbok: Snake-like body>By utilizing her natural markings she sends monsters into a trance before crushing them with the strength of a constrictor.NFW Jessie is Kaa.
>>28517286>>28517293>>28517298>>28517305>>28517310>>28517321Aright, thanks. We really should get Snorunt at one point.Other cool pokemon we could get:LaprasBuizelMagicarpSquirtleMantykeShellderPoliwagAlomomola (Healer pokemon. So thematically right)Chubchoo (dat evolution)DelibirdClauncherClamperl FrillishOshawott Cryogonal (inb4 speshiul snowflake)Bergmite
>>28517965we still need to do some CQC training with her.our hydration would combat her poison to.
>>28517949DO IT DOITDOIT
>>28517970A bit late for the conversation there, anon.
>>28517970I think we're mostly Gen 1-2 brah. Anything else is special cases.
>>28517970most of those aren't available, but we have pretty much decided on Shelder next.most of the rest are pointless
>Fuschias>Lilac>Rockets>CeruleansLooking good?>Writing for meeting Aqua before party.Also, Celadons would be a bit odd, barely know them.
>Cerulean tries to invite everyone she has ever met.>"Wait, I'm going to need a lot more cake."AoPHQ, becomes Quest for Cake. How does a little ward of the state get more cake for her birthday party?
>>28518004she makes it.Out of things she found out in the woods
>>28518002All the most well known ones, yeah. More appropriate.
>>28517953Chartreuse, Amanda, Bridgette, Leif, Angie
>>28517872>As an ex-Cinnabar he is an adept of fire with some background in scientific theory and research.The potential for hilarity here.....
>>28517992Ah well that makes sense.Lapras would be really awesome though.
>>28518002Don't forget Bruise, Grumpy, Alexis
>>28518016Amanda is dead.
>>28518014this incident would go on to be known as the birthday tragedy
>>28517970only real options there are.Lapras: rare as fuck Magicarp:hahahahahnoSquirtle: not really that good compared to shelders armorMantyke: meh, not worth itShellder: diamond armor, planned for nextPoliwag: evloves to fighting so no
>>28518002Can we invite the nurse who was real nice to u? I can't remember her name, I think it was Nurse Remedy.
>>28518023Mhm, and like anon above said, Shellder is also on our list. Lapras would be a great catch if we could though.
>>28518002Yeah, I suppose we could try and get to know the Celadons some other time. It'd be awkward for them, I guess.
>>28518028Red and Green, Lance, Professor Oak.
Seriously, tho. Can we get anchor tattoos?
>>28518036the majority of the rangers were too ill for missions for several days.
>>28518002Looks good to me. I can't think of anyone else we're on good terms with who we should invite.Also, write out an invitation to our mother, crumple it up, and try not to cry as we think about her not being here.
>>28518043I still want Eevees unless we find out that Cryogonals are universal. I want liquefy. (water absorb is pretty sweet too)
>>28518028Oh right>>28517970Replace Magikarp with Feebas.
>>28518067I'm not really a fan of Tattoos so I'm good.
>>28518067of course not, you can't tattoo fur.we CAN get some permanent markers.
>>28518070five were reported missing
>>28518073Cryogonal don't liquefy, they vaporize
>>28518064?>>28518073I was hoping to save that for last since danger.>>28518079Feebas was only there because we got a 100. probably ain't gonna happen again
>>28518043>Poliwag: evolves to fighting so noNot if we get our hands on Kings Rock>Magicarp:hahahahahnoMagicarp has best evolution ever>Squirtle: not really that good compared to shelders armorBut them evolutions>Mantyke: meh, not worth itEvolves with remoraid...
>>28518079NO FUCK FEEBAS, FUCK MILOTIC
>>28518073They have the move Liquefy/Melt (acid armor) though.
>>28518112It's also really hard to evolve. we'd probably have needed to brush our hair every day 1000 times over and over to achieve the beauty needed.
>>28518093chuckled. gonna have to make it the waterproof kind too>>28518119Magikarp drives us crazySquirtle is only good at final evol for cannonsRocks are hard as shit to find, we will be hard pressed to find a water stone (Cloyster)
Guys, why did you all start talking about what part to get next?We have more important things to plan for. Like our birthday bash.
>>28518119>MagicarpIt's pretty violent and hard to control. Not sure if it's worth the risk.>SquirtleWe have a friend that has that one already. But I am not against getting it.>MantykeIf we find one, could be handy.
>>28518120Hello Twisted Mustache>>28518133Actually all have to do is eat dry food or get a prism scale
>>28518149Goddamnit, how did this happen? Damn you Slowpoke anon, with your type questions!
>>28518149I wish they'd stop, but spergs gonna sperg.
>>28518149just chatter.>>28518153I just support Shelder over squirtle.I'm not sure how i feel about mantyke
>>28518149How are we going to producce enough cake for everyone in a world without cattle to make milk to make batter?OBJECTIVE: hunt and milk a miltank in the wildGet some eggs while you're out there.
>>28518176>>28518174Just chatter.I have no clue what to expect from this party
>>28518175Eh, doesn't matter. We have to catch all future types anyway, so it's gonna be a matter of what we find/hunt.
>>28518167Godammit my cover is blown
>>28518119>Mantyke: enjoy 4x weakness to electric>Magicarp: Becomes berserker with a water pistol when you evolve. potentially makes you eat your friends and murderise all others
>>28518192>We have to catch all future types anyway?
>>28518185I'm willing to bet Milktank is pretty damn docile. The real threat is the herd of Tauros that probably get pissed about people stealing their cows.
>>28518202>Flying type weaknesses only apply while airborne because Flying is not a "real type"
>>28518133We probably already brush our hair every day, not quite that much, but we have a lot of fur and we definitely don't want it to get tangled or matted. We really need to get someone to do that for us so we don't have to brush our back. That has to be an awkward angle. >>28518149We need cake, we need people, we need food and snacks, and we need a place to do it. Decorations would be nice as well, but we don't need to go overboard. The purpose of this is mainly to spend time with friends and eat far too much cake. Also, showing off cool tricks involving monster parts, like a fire type lighting the candles, we chill the beverages, Sanna uses her regenerating tentacles to hang decorations.
>>28518202We already look like a certain eldritch monstrosity
>>28518211No more pick-a-pokemon vending machines.
>>28518192We can get a shelder no matter what. those things are common as ever loving fuck. they will be freely offered most likely.
>>28518217yes. Dodge the tauros, claim the milk, get back to town without dropping and spilling it.
>>28518211Oh.With our last grafts, we don't get any more free ones, I heard. We have to capture any others we want in us alive ourselves
>>28518202>Mantyke: enjoy 4x weakness to electricAren't we already going for flying with last crytten evo?
>>28518045Remedy's the one that helped you during surgery.>>28518239Soy milk and banana for emulsifier.
>>28518236No. that was never said.we aren't going to be shown a giant list, but the ones from our region will be readily available
>>28518226>We need cakeIce cream cake.Best ice type cake. Furthermore, Devon may have some problem eating that.
>>28518246Right then, our goal will be to capture Mew. Or Thu-Fi-Zer so we can learn the secret of having Three Types, so we can tack Dragon onto us.
>>28518259watch him get mad and burn our cake
>>28518185why get eggs?we could use that milk and apply our powers to make an ice-cream cake
>>28518256this is a travesty.When we are able to leave the walls, we must fix this for future generations of children.By stealing milk.
>>28518269>These niggahs wanting to catch MewI don't think that'll end well for you anon.
>>28518259Or he might enjoy melting it in his mouth.With that guy, he could go either way, really.Birthday planning is so complicated!
>>28518270We will need a spare cake then.
>>28518269>Legendary>not running like a little bitchWhat?
>>28518284It's not too hard, all we have to do is use the Slowpoke Glitch and Mew will show up.
I feel like Cerulean would love making desserts like home made ice cream or non bake pies and stuff like that
>>28518274>cake without eggsI don't know what you're talking about anon
>>28518293but then we can make mewtwo and die horribly
>>28518302Brian unexpectedly becomes the most important character.
>>28518302>>28518312We don't want mew to show up.
>>28518302>>28518319Man I love you guys sometimes.
>>28518338So I'm guessing we are going to go on a misson soon after the birthday party. It's gonna be our first real mission.
>>28518269>Thu-Fi-Zer>a fusion of the three legendary birds that was chumped by a few starter PokemonWhat the fuck am I reading?
>>28518368I assume so yes, if not at the end of this thread, then the start of the next one. Hopefully our training serves us well.
No but seriously. If we even hear rumors of a legendary we run like our life depends on it.
>>28518368>>28518387We'll be dealing with our first encounter with Silph Co. after the party, so I'd say next thread at the earliest.
>>28518391Well of course.There's a reason why only the Elite 4 alone are assigned to handle them.If we ever reach that scale of power, though, than sure.
>>28518391unless we are sent against it.which would make sense if it were Articuno.It would be us and Mommy vs Articuno.We would both get glorious sparkly blue wings
>>28518416I DO hope we reach that level of power. Mostly because fuck these monsters, this is our planet!Please don't smite me mighty gods.
>>28518426>>28518426Uuuuuuuuurgh we're turning this poor little girl into a mary sue
>>28518372Pokemon Adventures. Also, two of those starter pokemon were owned by the best battler and the best trainer. Period. Also, Blue was there for some reason.
>>28518426Silly anon.Mom will be dead soon.Avoid the Silver Peaks.
>>28518447>Pretty wings is Mary sueI don't think you know the meaning of the word anon. We'd all be visual monstrosities by that point.
>>28518447Shhhhhh, just let it happen.
>>28518473>visual monstrositiesPretty mary sue i would say.
>>28518486When everyone is a mary sue, nobody is
>>28518472I really hope we can prevent that>>28518486this is bait
>>28518486I don't think it counts if we have a good personality. I'd say Ceru has a good personality so far.And no, it'd be worse if we looked normal and had all these powers.
>>28518473I know, but look at uswe're a cat person unicorn who can breath underwater and shoot water of our wrists, I am not opposed to wings, but damn will we stand out
>>28518451>Also, two of those starter pokemon were owned by the best battler and the best trainer.I don't see how that changes anything. I don't care how well trained your chihuahua is. It's not going to kill a rampaging super-elephant.
>>28518507>this is baitYeah i know, sorry>>28518512Basically this.
>>28518486>>28518512Well, whatever. It's our job to make sure it doesn't come to that.>>28518519When we get wings with crytten's final form, they'd be more like bat wings, won't they?
>>28518527I'll take the level 100 chihuahua over the level 60 superelephant any day.
>>28518519Not that rare among rangers.Barioth already give us wingish things under our arms (i think) not sure where they are
>>28518519HehBut so does everyone else anon. Look at any of our friends. One is a red headed shell creature, another friend is a gem encrusted regeneration man. We just have more grafts then others right now. That'll be fixed eventually.In time, we shall all join the ranks of monster.
Has Silph Co. already invented the Silph Scope?And would it allow us to not just ghost pokemon but people ghosts as well?
>>28518543he said like think batish membrane wings
>>28518557>level 100Then why did Bulbasaur only just evolve?
>>28518579thick batish membranes
>>28518527Well because compairing a chihuahua to a Charizard and Venusaur is stupid in the first place. Second. It's Red and Green. This is the same Red that everyone is making horror stories about due to his strength. And Green is his rival, someone who can pretty much keep up with him.
>>28518579Yeah, so like what a Barioth actually looks like.
>>28518589Dude, I don't read the manga, I'm just saying, training counts a lot more than species in pokemon.
>>28518614yeah, except without the scales
>>28518606Speaking of canon characters, when the hell is Gary going to show up?You know it's going to happen eventually. He'll roll in and outclass everyone automatically.
>>28518614>>28518624One day, a group of random dudes will show up where Ceru lives, kick her ass and carve off bits to make armor. Because she gives +2 to Dodge Length and Invincibility Frames.
>>28518646I have no idea, but I hope it's soon. He and Red are the two characters I really want to learn more about in this.
>>28518646He's Professor Oak.
>>28518648is that a monhun reference? as if any of them would survive anyway
>>28518677They do well enough against the dragons themselves.
Choose Shellder as next pokemon graftDevelop relationship with BryanSuddenly pic
>>28518677Can't kill a Monster Hunter. They just pass out and end up back at camp. Besides, these are dudes who literally walk up to a mountain sized dragon and kill it with paper cuts.
>>28518680>BryanBryan is the best husbando.
>>28518695>not husbandooing Giovannipleb
>>28518703>not husbandooing Kitty.
>>28518677Yes.Barioth Armour gives an absurdly good skill set for lancers that basically allows them to perform a small hop backwards through a river of fire and take no damage, or do other such silly things as hopping to avoid the ear damage that comes from a close range monster roar.Invincibility frames are fun.
>>28518736>>28518703Why not bothtri rocket funtime
>>28518737not big on monhun myself
>>28518736that would mean kitty has a dick.... explains why her tits are so small
You've planned for your party weeks in advance during your free time. You've sent invitations to everyone you know from the Cerulean, Janine and her suitors from Fuschia, the Rocket Trainees... You think about sending an invite to Giovanni, though you think it may just become all about him...Eh, Giovanni can get an invite too.>Place: Cerulean Gym>Time: 18:00- Lights out>Dress:Ehhh... Let's go with Casual.>Dress: Casual>Bring food!>Shortcall: XXX-XXXX-XXXYou got the okay by Misty to use the Cerulean gym for your party, she approved of it last you and approved of it again.Marine, Aqua, and even Risa help you with the decorations. Right along with setting up the gym's lakeside pool.As you and Aqua set up tables for the evening, you notice the dignified way he's begun to carry himself. Straight backed, a sterner look. Confidence. It looks good on him. You kind of wonder if you look like that too. You should probably look in the mirror sometime for that."What are you smiling about Ceru?" Your friend smiles at you, that weak boy from a year ago so far gone, just the same, the uncertain girl you were has slowly been fading."Oh, nothing Aqua, nothing. Say, you passed the Veridian wood, right?"Aqua smirks as he sets some of the decor down," Yeah, I did it." He pushes his chest out a little bit."Lieutenant Surge taught me how to be a man!" He whisks a hand before him, a trail of sparks dancing off of his fingertips."That's cool, really cool." You gawk at the show a bit, his gem glowing through his chest in the afternoon light."I know, I know..." He comes down off his high horse," It's just hard work right, being a ranger? He looks up at the setting sun, as your eyes follow his vision."Yeah," You sigh.It's nice to know Aqua is doing well. Sorry for the delay, distractions abound.
>>28518778>>28518778Risa, remind who this is
>>28518778Zap zap zap!
>>28518778>Eh, Giovanni can get an invite too.And secretly, his heart goes a flutter at finally being invited to a birthday party.
>>28518800ahhh, got a little worried there
>>28518807Does Surge have a Riachu?
>>28518778I now picture Aqua as a mini Major Armstrong off FMA with blue hair
>>28518795Risa, Misa, and I think Lisa, or something like that, were all triplets. They all got Goldeen implants I think.Misa is the only one who isn't dead.
>>28518816Yeah, everyone is too scared to invite him.
>>28518821Surge is probably Electavire, Raichu and Jolteon.
>>28518843because of the speedo incident
>>28518866Yeah, which lead to the double speedo incident the following year.
>>28518842yesI bet Electro-Rocket guy is jealous as fuck
>>28518778>Forgetting LilacYou monster
>>28518866>>28518880Ah yes......the speedo incident.We don't talk about the speedo incident.
>>28518778>Dress:: Casual>Pool party>Giovanni gets an inviteNot sure if it's going to happen, but this is the perfect setup for it.
Would be really cool when we get Shellder or Cloyster if we get the ability control where the the shell is opened or closed on our body. So we could create shell biking, Little Mermaid Style.
>>28518866>at the Cerulean gymGiovanni's Speedo could conceivably become canon very shortly.
>>28518842>>28518886Ah yes. You forgot about Lilac. So she really can't leave the spire, huh?
>>28518669Oh, interesting.Gary has aged, but Red has not, as he has become the ultimate Ranger
>>28518778>12 year old throws a birthday bash>invites everyone, including the general of her branch of child armiesIt will be known as that one time she invited way too many folks and all of them brought soda and cups
>>28518880>>28518880and the triple speedo incident>>28518906Yes
>>28518778What about Lilac? We should at least send her an invitation, even if Agatha won't let her go. It'd make her feel included.
Man we're gonna look back fondly on these moments. Joking about spoons and speedo wearing Giovanni.
>>28518905don't quite think it would work like that, probably plating.but the dex says we can create pearls sooo..... yeah, that's a thing.
>>28518922We'll kill some minor character then let Lilac channel their spirit.
>>28518922And it'd be a good reason to visit.We could take some cake.
>>28518939How do we make pearls?
Coming out of lurk mode to tell you that your bitch ass best send Lilac an invite.Even if she can't accept, the gesture is important.
>>28518922The invitations were sent electronically. Lavender spire has no electronics.>Cerulean saw it in the past, they're off grid. She invited Lilac in person. The Medium was overjoyed, though sad that she couldn't go.>Bring cake to her after?
>>28518973yes, with a candle in the piece
>>28518973Yes. Cake and pictures of Giovanni in a Speedo.
>>28518964not a fucking clue. but shelder can do it.>>28518973hell fucking yeah
>>28518973Do you even have to ask?
>>28518973Yes, obviously. She's our friend, we're totally going to bring her cake since she can't make it to our party. She gave us hugs when no one else liked them, and she's overall a good friend.I wonder if she's ever had cake before.
>>28518964Well, from what little I know about oysters, we get some kind of irritant, like sand, in our... wait
>>28518973The day after, visit her with cake and photos.
>>28519016i really hope not
>>28519016It involves our shell, silly anon. The shell will, I assume, fold around our back. So we can probably curl in the fetal position to do with our hands.
>>28518973I never saw this answered, but would shellder-bones be possible? Basically pokesciencing our skeleton to become diamond-hard.
>>28519016It would be the mouth/stomach equivalent, meaning Ceru would vomit pearls.Stop thinking lewd things.
>>28519063Shells go on the outside.
>>28519073Bones are just inside-shells, tho.
>>28519073what about the anti rape goblin?
>>28519066>vomit pearlsThe horror
>>28519060i don't think it will be like that. probably just light plating
>>28519096I CAN'T BREATH
>>28519096You know.I don't care how much like a vagina it looks like.I bet if you cook it properly, the core of Cloyster is delicious.
Giovanni:ruin/improve birthday bash
>>28519121Anon, Ghastly probably does not have any taste at all.
>>28519145Agatha would disagree I'm sure
I can't be the only one that dislikes the idea of getting a shellder / cloyster.
>>28519113Which we hopefully can open and close or retract at will or something. So we get the shell bikini. God shell bikinis are sexy.
>>28519167I don't see why, infinite defense for ages.>>28519168Comon anon, we're still 12. Wait until we reach jailbait age at least.
>>28519168that would just be so weird if we could retract our armor into ourself. really weird.
>>28519168Its probably gonna be in fixed positions like outerarms, shoulders, etc. retractable is just silly
>>28519096>>28519116Just stopped laugh. Writing.
>>28519188Oh right. Shit. But we probably won't get such control until Cloyster anyway. And hopefully by then we will be more mature.
>>28519214>>28519229But being able to open and close the shell is like one of the signature moves of Shellder.
>>28519266but hink how a shell will go on our body. it will take several different shelder and it will be plated like armor on parts of our body. we aren't going to grow a giant ass shell around us, that's silly
>>28519235The trouble with that would be coming across a Water Stone.
>Shelders like Samurai armourI'd be ok with that
>>28519343>>28519338Let's just get a ribcage thickening and reinforcement with shelder shell.Adapt the armor to our shape.
>>28519306our hugs are going to take a spikey penalty when it evolves into cloyster. Softness levels compromised.
>>28519306>it will take several different shelder and it will be plated like armor on parts of our bodyWe dunno how big shellder is in AoPH. We might need only one and cut it into different parts.
>>28519306I really don't want it to be that invasive.Maybe just around our forearms or something?Like I just don't want it to completely compromise our fluffiness.
>>28519406Don't we already take a temperature based penalty?
>>28519439that cloyster look so peaceful and comfy
>>28519439Could we just line our bones with it?
>>28519406>>28519439Proper placement will allow the opening of the shell to lead to full fluffy hugs, with surprise clamping action. (I will have inescapable hugs, even if you guys won't give me the tentacles for it)
>>28519439Do we want to end up like Koga, looking completely inhuman?>>28519448Nah, we already learned to control our internal temperature.
>>28519463I like the bone lining idea myself. It would be less outright combat protection, but would afford easy vitals protection, allowing us to be taken out of combat without dying.
>>28519416Pokedex says it's about 1ft tall in its standard position, so its shell is a bit over something like ~3-4ish ft long by about 2ft wide.There's two halves of the shell per shellder. You'd need more than 1.
>>28519478.. maybe. Being an inhuman monster ain't all that bad once you get used to it.
>>28519483It could also give us a bonus to combat a well.
>People pushing for heavy armour despite being adamant that we're primarily a ranged fighter.You guys do realize that you're just making her better at all-out melee, which you didn't want to do. I just find it kinda funny how people rage about Crytten for ruining the character, but hop all over Shellder's nuts.
>>28519498It's something to consider. I'd rather not Cerulean devolve into a vehicle for all these cool powers.
>>28519498We're already an inhuman monster.It's just that we're also an adorable kitten.
>>28519523eh, I view it as more of a bonus to not dying.That may or may not be a bonus to combat if we feel like getting up after not dying.
>>28519448Its going to get worse.The more things we graft the more our hugs lose comfort.This is the truest form of humanity loss.
I missed QTG. Can someone explain to me (WITHOUT BECOMING ASSPAINED), what happened and why Crytten's evo changed?
>>28519483I like the skeleton. It wouldn't outright negate as much damage, but it would make her harder to actually kill than the shell would.
>>28519532Diamond hard claws, teeth, and bones not a combat?
>>28519541You should read the earlier posts anon.Mistake, bitching, change required, change made.
>>28519541Because if Barioth is dragon, then basically all other MonHuns have to be dragon, which is a little awkward.
>>28519527I'm not a fan of Shellder, at least not to the extent other people are.Like at most I'd rather we just make the most of one Shellder, and not cover ourselves in five or so.
>>28519558more of a survivability thing, really.
>>28519541>>28519579Plus Barioth's canon weaknesses and attacks line up better with it being Ice/Flying.
>>28519580>Five Shellder strapped to us>Shellders eternal>NO ONE WILL EVER PENETRATE MY SHELLDER
>>28519580I'd much prefer to just use a little bit to cover the ribcage, skull, spine, and the like. No huge plates.
>>28519579So does that mean Poke-Barioth doesn't look as much like a dragon as actual-Barioth does?And still retains its furry feline qualities?
>>28519579Ohh, that makes sense. That would kind of eliminate like 3/4s of the MH stuff because of all the wyverns. I had wondered about that when I suggested that we should get Plesioth and someone pointed out that it would be Water/Dragon. (Let's get Plesioth now!)>>28519587Hmm.. yeah it does, doesn't it? Barioth isn't all that reptilian to begin with. I'd consider Dragon type MonHun creatures to be stuff like Deviljho or Fatalis.
>>28519630Dragon Element plays a roll in this too.
>>28519608ActuallyCan Clostyer learn Iron Defense?Because that would be rad as hell.
>>28519630Too bad we're not steel. We could get kushala daora parts and be a rusted metal plated steel/dragon goddess.
>>28519580I'd love to see the rage if Shellder was an OC>"LITERALLY has an impenetrable shell?">"Its typing matches up with ours perfectly? You're really desperate for your OC DONUT STEEL MARY SUE fetish shell bikini poke, aren't you.">"Oh of COURSE it evolves into something with a shell that's even HARDER than impenetrable.">"Well FUCK you and your special snowflake shellfish!">"Put an 'I WIN' button on the damn thing while you're at it."
The first people that show up to the evening pool party are Janine and her two suitors, dressed in their de-facto Kunoichi and Ninja uniforms respectively.Aqua asks why they wore that to the party, Janine blushes, a bit beside herself," This is the least formal thing I have, sorry."You press your hands over your fist and give Janine a light bow," Honored to have you." Janine reciprocates the bow to you, and hands you a dish," Said to bring food, I uh, tried to make something." Janine brushes a misplaced lock of hair over her ear, "I hope the other guests like it..."Handing the food off to Aqua," Put this somewhere please," You spread your arms to Janine for a hug, pulling the young Kunoichi into a friendly embrace.You hear someone clear their throat,"Em, excuse me, but can we swim here?" Talse asks, pointing over at the water."Of course, water's open! Just don't go past the markers, it gets pretty deep past there." You point over at the buoys, reciting off why they're there. You've heard Leader misty explain it a lot too."Past the Buoys, the water gets a lot colder, and with visibility low here, we won't be able to see you if you go too far and get a cramp. It's not an problem for gilled Ceruleans, but I don't want anyone past there, okay?"Talse's jaw hangs open a bit at your command, but kind of nods," Ah, right, yes ma'am."You might be hanging out with the rockets too much...You'd repeat that for all the other guests as they'd arrive. Devon arrived with the other rockets as leader, Alexis and Grumpy arrived together as well, sharing a mutual monotony of their expressions. Though when you bothered the two of them, they'd try to hide their mutual smiles. The stinkers.
>>28519658Ha.Donut Steel.Man Pokemon are crazy.
Bruise came a bit late, and surprisingly, right along with kitty. The two of them came already in their bathing suits, Bruise though, bearing several rather fresh scratches upon his face, rocking a pair of trunks. While Kitty rocked a two piece that did nothing for her barely present chest while displaying her abs and muscle definition to the world.>Erm.. anything you'd like to say to the two?
>>28519630Yeah even Gyarados is only flying and not dragon.
>>28519667damn psions being all subdued.>>28519683"So, you two are getting along better these days, eh ki- OH NO NOT MY FACE"
>>28519683Nope, just a giant shiteating grin.
>>28519683>Bruise came a bit late, and surprisingly, right along with kitty. The two of them came already in their bathing suits, Bruise though, bearing several rather fresh scratches upon his face, rocking a pair of trunks. While Kitty rocked a two piece that did nothing for her barely present chest while displaying her abs and muscle definition to the world.Bruise, you player.
>>28519675>>28519658Donut Steel/Water is officially next OC.It's based on Man-o-war jellyfish except it has actual turrets all over its body that can bombard things from a mile away with .01 degree error and its body somehow floats despite being steel.It's actually a battleship pokemon. Am I joking? Maybe.
>>28519683Compliment kitty on her bathing suit.
>>28519722This. And be ready for scratches.
>>28519683Nah, make sure they're having fun along with the rest. Tell them it's nice to see them, maybe a hug for Bruise, and all the good stuff.
>>28519667>You press your hands over your fist>hands, plural>over fist
>>28519683>two pieceAwww. I thought it was going to be a 5-piece. Y'know, for the 4 sets of cat nips.
>>28519731>Technology PokemonWAITING FOR THE PLASMA DRAGON
>>28519683Say friend things? Can't think of anything in specific, but it seems rude to say nothing.
>>28519772pls no>>28519731pls yes>>28519683[x] "Hi Bruise, hi Kitty. You look good."[x] Grate cheese on Kitty's abs
>>28519772AGH WHY MY EYES
>>28519657Kushala+Charizard... Boom, we Faefnir now.Think of all the possible combos. We could lose Crytten and get Lagiacrus. Or we could lose Seel and get Blangonga. Maybe get Lagombi and be a bunny girl instead. Kitty could pick up Narugacuga and be a fucking stealth serial killer. Bruise could score Brachydios and explode people with his fists. POSSIBILITIES!>>28519735Seconded. (and then it turns we walked into a couple's feud because Bruise didn't notice..)
>>28519818don't lie, it sounds hot
>>28519683Give them both hugs, especially Bruise, thank both of them for coming, say that they look both look good in swim suits. Ask if they've been having fun together and if they just came from training. If we get a good chance nudge Bruise with our elbow and suggestively waggle our eyebrows while giving him a big grin and gesturing between him and Kitty. Teasing him about him and Kitty is always good fun.
>>28519818>>28519817>pls noONE NIPPLE ON EACH AB
>>28519741>Kitty scratches Ceru on instinct>Ceru scratches back on instinct>Emergency medical support called in
>>28519849not because of the cat fight, but Giovanni in a speedo
>>28519863>Elite 4 called in
>>28519871>>28519871cue grim reminder
>>28519849And it happens bullshit fast.>Bruise greet them>Suddenly both Ceru and Kitty covered in scratches.
>>28519849>Bruise covered in blood>Sweaty clap ups begin.
>>28519863>Please, we need a medical team down here>About 30..scratch that, 40 people are suffering from massive bleeding.>What happened?>Code G>Nosebleed after Giovanni walked in with a speedo?>YeahWe should compliment Kitty and tell her how her bikini complement her physique.
>>28519849>ORAORAORAORAORAWe get stuck in a scratching feedback loop while our guests look on in horror. It only ends when a strong hand grabs us each by the scruff of our necks... It's Giovanni. He sets us both down, pats us on the head, and then does a cannonball into the pool, shedding his clothes mid-leap. Cerulean and Kitty are both immobilized in awe at the sight of his Team Rocket.
Requesting pic of Kitty with glorious ab-nipples standing there looking smug while Ceru looks fat and sullen.
>>28519938does giovanni have any implants
>>28519966We don't knoooooow
>>28519938>Cerulean and Kitty are both immobilized in awe at the sight of his Team Rocket.>The rocket thing was actually a dick joke that stuck
>>28519966They're all internal somehow. Supposedly he's the strongest ranger.
>>28519966Yes, he has implants from the manliest pokemon in the world. Protip: it's Giovanni.
>>28519966I actually had the same question in one of the first threads. He does, but they're all concealed. I was curious if someone could be grafted without changing their external appearance (max shadowruns!), and he apparently is.
>>28519994>>28519990He once beat a machamp in an arm wrestling contest
>>28520010Giovanni once beat a Hitmonchan at a boxing match
>>28519990Or he has...ditto implant.
You smile wide and awkwardly for Bruise and Kitty while Devon sets right to eating some of the food that people brought, often growling at others that get too close."Welcome to the party!" You spread your arms wide and give Bruise a great big hug first, before moving onto Kitty whom purrs," Well of course, I wouldn't miss this you know. I heard you invited Giovanni to this little shindig."You shrug and pull away, fluffing up your fur before settling it back in,"I figured I'd invite the boss, was he too busy?""No, no, just arrives fashionably late. Should be here whenever he gets here Ceru."You press your palms together,"Oh good, I was worried boss wouldn't come, you look great in your swimsuit by the way!"Kitty strikes a pose, pushing out her absent chest and winking an angular, feline eyes," Like it? I had Bruise here help pick it out. Wanted to get one that looked good and well." She rolls her eyes over to the boy whom blushes a deep gray," He was the only one available.""Y-yeah, it was-" You see a flicker of movement on Kitty's side, and Bruise barely dodges the swipe,"Nothing! It wasn't any problem at all!" He laughs nervously, backing off again while Kitty raises an eyebrow at the teen."Hey Ceru, I'll be in the water okay? I'm gonna.. Just stay there the rest of the evening.. Okay?" He appears nervous."Ah, oh.. Umm.. Okay..." You bring a finger to your mouth as he runs off and jumps in the water.What.. was that about?
>>28520010Giovanni once milked a Seviper of it's venom. With his toes.
>>28519966I hope the little guy doesn't suffocate
>>28520018He uses a charizard as his personal grill
>>28520033He dodged it. Nicely done Bruise, when you met her for the first time you couldn't. Also, he's going through puberty. We should both tease him about him and Kitty and offer support.And we may want to smack Devon on the nose with a newspaper for hogging the food.
>>28520033Woah, he's dodging now?
>>28520033Cold water man.Have to hide the boners. Poor guy.
>>28520054He smells Venusaur flowers when he goes for a walk in the garden
>>28520033It's kind of weird that Bruise hasn't become a Machoke-morph yet.Is it because he doesn't quite have grafts?
>>28520054Giovanni once beat an Alakazam at chess and then grew a bigger mustache
>>28520033Hey prof, how does porygon work in this setting?
>>28520041He once entered into a rapidash race, he got first place, he had no rapidash
>>28520033and the Fighting type Dark resistance pays off!
>Legends in snowy regions say that a woman who was lost on an icy mountain was reborn as Froslass. HINT HINT THE DAWN STONE IS ON AN ICY MOUNTAIN HINT HINT
>>28520090A haunter once licked him, after days of violently shaking, the haunter died
>>28520090Giovanni has a Blastoise water fountain. It only blasted him once. Never again
>>28520113He once farted in the presence of a vileplume, which made it faint.
>>28520084His shower and toilet are blastoiste powered
>>28520033He can't escape from us in the water. When we choose to follow up on this he will be unable to escape our questioning.
>>28520058KINSHI>>28520041Giovanni once walked down the street with a massive erection. Everyone blasted off at the speed of light.>>28520033We should make sure Devon leaves some for the others; there are still people who haven't arrived yet.
>>28520033Heh, nice Bruise dodged it. Kitty seems to enjoy teasing him too.Also holy crap Giovanni is coming? Well damn.
>>28520092It is beyond your understanding.
>>28520128A litwick once fed off Giovanniit exploded
Did you make any OC attacks for this?Does Houndoom get any edgy black fire attacks?
I do not like the giovanni jokes much.also, Poor bruise. He has problems.
>>28520110>The closest mountains are Mt Silver.Aahaha....*snort* HAHAHAHANo but really, let's not get ahead of ourselves, we don't even have Snorunt yet, and we may not even go in that direction.>>28520133Good idea.
>>28520134Ok that one was golden
>>28520152A primeape once saw Giovanni.It became calm and left him alone.
>>28520033priorities:1: question bruise2. keep devron from eating all food3. play party games. Try to spot when the psychics cheat.
>>28520165There actually is one in Mt. Silver in the games. But there's no way in fuck we're going there.
>>28520033So is this thing like a beachside barbecue?Because that shit is awesome.
>>28520178Giovanni once made love to a woman.They named the child Red.
>>28520195well, poolside.As close to a beach as possible without actually being in deadly, deadly nature.
>>28520195Dude, we are a social butterfree, of course we know how to throw a party
>>28520204so this is the mandatory beach episode?
>>28520195>>28520204AoPHQ ep 12 confirmed for beach episode.
>>28520206Giovanni is Silver's dad, not Red.
>>28520230Giovanni is the father of Silver, Red, Blue and Lugia.
>>28520206Giovanni once cloned a Kabutops from a fossil, just to see how it tasted
>>28520206...but that's not a joke. That's just what happened. Why do you think Lorelai wanted us to stay away from Red? If Giovanni is as swag as he is, imagine what Red is like. He can melt panties at 100 paces with just a smile.>>28520226>Gyrados attacks. We don't get to open presents.
Rolled 8 + 5>>28516894hug her then ask her how she's been
I wonder if we are going to start evolving soon. I mean we had Seel for a while now and we've gained quite a bit of experiance.
>>28520282Remoraid evolves soon I believe
>>28520275>>28520282Prof said we're close to evolving Remoraid. I wouldn't be surprised if Seel was close too.
>>28520263Giovanni vs Gyradoswe all know who'd win
>>28520275Little late there, buddy
>>28520204Fuck yeah Beach Party.
>>28520308I know we've had Seel for longer, but Seel evolves at 34 while Remoraids only takes 25
>>28520033We should go full Beach Party, remember, we have Water Guns which means we'll utterly stomp everyone else, except maybe Marine, at water fights and splashing people.
>>28520348thank god we don't know any rock types
>>28520309Giovanni uses Gyarados for a condom.
>>28520348Marine will just tackle our ass and hold our head under water until she remembers we have gills now.
>>28520372That's why we run away from her as fast as we can while shooting behind us and laughing our ass off.
Confused by the inconsistencies in the new characters pastebin thing.>Bruise is recruit rank, but others have no rank. >Marine's doesn't say anything about her mudkip >Marine's still says squirtle, but I was under the impression that it evolved.>Alexis' says she was defeated once by Ceru>Goldie's only says "teleport / self-hypnosis" as his abilities. But we know he has more now.>probably more I'm missing.
I'm surprised the psychic duo came.What do they even DO at a party? Sit there looking sad?
>>28520402Stare at the spoons with a look on their faces like the silverware broke wind.
>>28520402try to look serious while feeling super cheeky for having fun behind Sabrina's back.
>>28520402I think they're actually enjoying bumming other people out?
>>28520402I don't know, they probably relax and do psychic stuff. Or we force them to go swimming, they will have fun whether they want to or not if we have anything to say about it.Just Feint Attack push them into the water when they aren't expecting it.
>>28520402Talk to each other telepathically about all the other party-goers.
>>28520402Play tricks on peoples minds, making them do weird/stupid shit.
>>28520437Later:repeatedly pushing psychics into the pool and them teleporting away
>>28520393Are we using Nasty Plot now?
>>28520432I feel like they'd make snarky comments to each other on the sidelines until we come make them go swimming.G: Oh there's Bruise. Surprised he didn't bring his free weights with him.A: You didn't mention he was dating Kitty. So I guess that leaves you with Cerulean. What is it with you boys and cat girls?G: Boys have a thing for girls with hair, Alexis.A: Dick.G: Such a bitch. Want some punch?A: You're an ass. Yes.
Mable avoids the water, staying as far away from it as possible despite the fact that she brought a one piece swimsuit. The fluff of wool around her neck and chest spilling out over the front. Your electrifying friend sits at a table eating grapes and little fried insects brought, courtesy of Janine. Devon's since finished scarfing down the food since Kitty's arrival, your Rocket Senior not putting up with the kid's shit, and receiving a scolding on manners while she herself stuffs her own face on a soy burger.Sanna sits by the poolside, soaking up water with her vines. She brought an especially conservative swimsuit, covering up her arms and legs, actually more of a wetsuit, maybe she's ashamed of her body? Even her uniform is always done up to cover up everything.Peri's next to her, leering at others with a knowing smile as her bat-like ears eavesdrop on eeryone else.Kenn hangs out with Bruise in the water, the two boys chatting it up, though Bruise hangs low, his head just barely above the surface Marine, Aqua, and Misa all lounge about as well in their own little aquatic circle talking to each other.Goldie and Alexis quietly eat some of the snacks, spicy berry jam with chips, though he seems to dislike them, Alexis seems notably neutral. on them.Jeremy ended up not coming, Devon approaches you as you ask around about him."Oh, Jeremy! Yeah, Captain Headache said he'd sit this one out. Too many people and migraines and crap. Why you care anyway, Ice Queen, got a thing for him?" Devon stares at you with a smug looking grin that most people would like to knock off.
"Ah, he didn't say he wasn't coming.. Thought he'd be here."Devon laughs a bit at that,"Guess you thought wrong Queenie." Devon slaps you on the back, though a bit too roughly, "What's say we have a game or something? Most everyone's here, I'm getting bored, Kitty won't let me eat the- the- Nah, never mind. But really," He points at your chest, "What are we gonna do here?">Well...> Pool games!> Volley..ball?> Table Tennis.> (Other)
>>28520527when did he start calling us ice queen
>>28520511Water Polo.Come at me bro
>>28520527> Volley..ball?WE CAN SUPER SPIKE IT BY WATER GUNNING IT WITH OUR HAND CANNONS!
>>28520483So much passive aggressivity.>>28520527> Pool games!Of course. Its a pool party.
>>28520527Probably [x]pool games.though, [x]volleyball is cool too.In fact, I am cool with whichever way the decision goes, because this is a fun choice where all the options are good.
>>28520527Tactical Hugging Combat. The goal is to go around and surprise people with warm happy hugs. But if they notice you, it doesn't count. The winner is the fuzziest one.
>>28520527>[x] Pool games!Fuck you Devon. We'll see who's laughing when we're in the water. >>28520548It's our nickname. We picked it up over the timeskip with the Rockets. He's generally the only one who uses it because he's a douche.
>>28520571Ceru please leave. This party isn't all about you.
>>28520527>>28520550man, I'm sure Devon just loves the water. That and we have people who we ACTUALLY care about accommodating, like Mable, so having some Volleyball going on the side sounds like a good idea.
>>28520483I'm fairly certain this is the truth.
>>28520527Swimming contest, resulting in him drowning.
>>28520527>[x] VolleyballWe are part Seel, it is time to dominate
>>28520511Aww poor Mable...I wish we could hug her again, but man that hurts. We should get a rubber set of gloves.>Janine brought bugsAlrighty then...damn you weird poison types.I would say Pool games, but Mable can't play then...Let's play Volley Ball. Don't need to be in the pool to play that.
>>28520598>Try headbutt ball>Horn
>>28520599I forgot about the mable thing.let's go volleyball then.
>>28520580Its our birthday isn't it?
>>28520527Volley ball. you can't have a beach episode without a VOLLEYBALL TOURNAMENT.
>>28520575Change my vote from here to >Volleyball>>28520599Because of this.
>Bruise>Hair: Dark Brown/BuzzcutDarn. I thought he had cornrows because of the Machop head things.
>>28520599>>Janine brought bugsThe dome is heavily invested in alternate forms of protein, bugs ain't even weird here.
>>28520635I've decided to give him a guile flat top.I like it.
>>28520599We'll have to drag Bruise out of the pool. We need him on our team, imagine him spiking the ball.
>>28520599Bugs are a traditional delicacy I think.Plus I wouldn't be surprised if people eat them pretty often, seeing as meat is a delicacy.
>>28520635Meant to change that actually. I've imagined him with a cornrow-like hair for a long time.>>28520623I was kidding.
>>28520671>Stuff volleyball into omnigun>FIRE!
did we tell bruise to be careful about the deep end?
>>28520671I'd rather have Kitty on our team. Imagine what kind of feint she could pull.
>>28520681>Meant to change that actually. I've imagined him with a cornrow-like hair for a long time.Hehe. You have no idea how many of my ideas / suggestions you've already thought of or decided to implement.
>>28520695Then we get both of them, and we freeze the enemy side of the net. Because abusing your powers for volleyball is the right thing to do.
Let's make sure Goldenrod isn't the last one picked for teams.
>>28520710everyone else has equally insane powers though, and I don't want to get thunderwaved or stun spored.
>>28520732>>28520739oh god, telekinetics playing volleyball
>>28520756>>28520749let's make sure that the psions aren't both on the same team
>>28520774Devons gonna pick one first because he's a cunt.
>>28520756G: Hey Alexis, if you lose are you going to go off on some insane volleyball training regimen?A: Please. I'm not gonna take this from the boy who runs off to cry whenever he fails.G: Tattoo, shaved head... so it's what- An embarrassing piercing if you lose this time? Is this all because Daddy didn't love you?A: Pot, meet Goldenrod; Goldenrod, Pot.Ceru: G-guys... can you serve the bal-G&A: STAY OUT OF THIS, FISH!...fuck, I think I just talked myself into shipping Alexis/Goldenrod. So much snark and loathing.
>>28520897I assume it would look like an intense staredown to an outsider
we just hit page 10we might need a second thread for birthday bash edition
>>28520897Sooo... does the forehead-star have any meaning to espers, or was it purely in emulation of Goldenrod?
>>28520948We ride hard into Autosage. All the way down to the last man.But I assume we will be going for a Part B, yes.
>>28520964also, someone should archive, or else I'll do it with poor quality due to my general bumbling
>>28520977Archive anon should be around here somewhere.
"Volleyball." You look Devon right in the eye with your own smug smirk," We're gonna play Volleyball, we got a net and everything."The Houndoom's grin flashes wicked white fangs at you,"Oh, this is gonna be good Queenie, we picking teams?""Yeah." You turn to face the boy, pushing out your chest a bit, he doesn't scare you, and this is your day. You're gonna show him what's what."Who's pickin' first then, huh?" He tilts his head to the side, a deviant look to his eyes as he pushes his chest into yours.You meet him right back, a defiant wide-eyed glare your response,"I don't know, think'n puppies should pick first so they don't run home to their mommies."Devon's mouth droops open, a bit of napalm dribbling in his maw," What's that? I didn't hear you over the sand of your fat mouth talk'n, maybe you need to do more laps before you think I'm gonna pick before you.""Alright then, I guess I'll just pick first so you don't go whin'n with your tail between your legs."Devon slurbs up the fiery fluid, staring," Yeah, you just go ahead and do that. Birthday girl." He spits at the sand and walks off."Alright, everyone that wants to play some Beach Volleyball- form up! The birthday girl's got first pick for teams!" Devon calls out, rousing interest from the various party-goers in attendance.The Line-up is as such...>Mable(Flaafy)>Sanna(Tangela/Staryu)>Kenn(Farfetch'd)"Bruise, get out of the water!""No! I'm staying right here!">Alexis(Esper)>Kitty(Persian)>Janine(Venonat/Spinarak)>Haru(Zubat>Talse(Nidoran)>Goldie(Kadabra)>Peri(Zubat/Oddish)>Your choice. First choice, then Devon's.
>>28521045>sound of your fat
>>28521045>>28521070Fool. We could have had an Esper with infinite reach.
>>28521045I know TRADITIONAL volleyball is played with teams of twoBut fuck thatDo we just want to pick goldie right off the bat? Or let devon have his choice of psychic while we go for something specialized?
>>28521070>"Sanna!" To Cerulean!>"Alexis, get over here!" To Devon!>Next pick>Mable(Flaafy)>Kenn(Farfetch'd)>Kitty(Persian)>Janine(Venonat/Spinarak)>Haru(Zubat>Talse(Nidoran)>Goldie(Kadabra)>Peri(Zubat/Oddish)
>>28521045>SannaI want kitty too but she can win the game or doom the entire teaam, so ill just go with the safe pick.
>>28521100Goldie. Each team needs one psychic.
>>28521100>JanineGirl's a fucking ninja. Thread Archived: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28516047/
>>28521109>"Come on Goldie!" To Cerulean> "Kitty, you're on mine" To Devon!>>Mable(Flaafy)>>Kenn(Farfetch'd)>>Janine(Venonat/Spinarak)>>Haru(Zubat>>Talse(Nidoran)>>Peri(Zubat/Oddish)
>>28521149damn we wanted kitty next.Janine, she's a ninja
>>28521149God fucking dammit. I wanted Alexis. And Kitty.
>>28521172Don't let Devon get under your skin.
>>28521045MableI have a good feeling about her. A warm fluffy feeling.
>>28521162>"Janine, you're up!" To Cerulean!>"Peri! Ninja for a ninja!" To devon>>>Mable(Flaafy)>>>Kenn(Farfetch'd)>>>Haru(Zubat>>>Talse(Nidoran)"We wanna play too!">>>Marine(Wartortle/Mudkip>>>Aqua(Staryu)
>>28521149>Janine>>28521183We try, but we're not that good at it. We are 12, after all. Arc knows that 12 year olds like to push each others' buttons.
>>28521202Mable would be useful
>>28521202Damnit you two, you're ruining my strategy!I was thinking mable, but now I'm split.
>>28521210>>"Kenn, to me!" To CeruleanDevon smirks,>"Marine, you're gonna help me beat Ceru!" To Devon"Roger!" Your friend gives a playful salute.>>28521202>>>>Mable(Flaafy)>>>>Haru(Zubat>>>>Talse(Nidoran)>>>>Aqua(Staryu)
>>28521248Aqua now.Refresh my memory, which one was ken?
>>28521275The faggot with a farfethc'd implant. I have no clue why anon picked him
>>28521282no I mean where do we know him fromJust a training buddy?
>>28521253>>"Aqua!" To CeruleanDevon wears a shit-eating grin, "Victory is in the bag...">"Mable!" To Devon"Yes Sir!" The sheep runs over.FINAL PICK>>>>>Haru(Zubat>>>>>Talse(Nidoran)
>>28521300He's a Rocket trainee
>>28521309>>28521309I say we force all of our water up his fire typed ass
>>28521322>Gary Motherfucking Oak
>>28521309>Haru(FUCK I wanted Mable.)
>>28521309This is the hardest choice yetI'm leaning haru, even though talse is a ninja.(He keeps scalping the ones we want)
>Nidoran>spiky>spike the ball for the win
>>28521329>Looks away for 20 minutes>Come back>"So how's the party co-"Well shit guys, you didn't pick anyone that was disciplined at all did you?I can smell the defeat. It's not so delicious.
>>28521366it's just volleyball anonwhat's important is having a fun time, and trolling devon SUPER BAD by laughing and smiling after we lose
>>28521369Second he goes for the ball we freeze his fucking legs and fill him with so much water he voids his bowels
>>28521393Not Giovanni of coursedevonBut yes I agree with using giovanni
>>28521366Prof tricked us. With the way the selection worked out, he could pick whoever we wanted most. >>28521369Make it so.>>28521393...goddamn dude. It's just a game of volleyball at our 12th Birthday. We're not a fucking serial killer. We're a little girl who is enjoying a spot of color before our life becomes unbearably dark. It's all downhill from here.
>>28521309we should balance it out with talse.Poor haru, picked last. Or talse, picked last. Either way.
>>28521423And I'm pretty sure its impossible to shit yourself from having water blasted into your gullet. You didn't think I was being serious did you?
We're about to fall off. There 3-4 threads below this.
>>28521476Shit, someone archive.
>>28521316>"Talse, come on over!" To Cerulean>"Haru, then, last up guy, we got this." To Devon>END PICK>RESULTDEVON>Alexis(Esper)>Kitty(Persian)>Peri(Zubat/Oddish)>Marine(Wartortle/Mudkip)>Mable(Flaafy)>Haru(Zubat)CERU>Sanna(Tangela/Staryu)>Goldenrod(Kadabra)>Janine(Venonat/Spinarak)>Kenn(Farfetch'd)>Aqua(Staryu)>Talse(Nidoran)>TEAM ICE SERVES FIRST>Who serves?
Ok. So my left eye finally stopped hurting, but now my right eye hurts. Fuck.
>>28521491it has been for awhile
>>28521492Can we stuff the ball into our omnigun?If not, can we shoot it at the same time that we smack it?
>>28521492We should serve first. Use lock on and target Devon's big stupid face.
>>28521518I second this
>>28521492team leaders make the first serve.
>>28521494We're on page 10. Time to switch to a new thread?
>>28521518>>28521535That'd be a foul.Let's try and play as fair as we can.
>>28521518And then Ceru was the bitch.
>>28521558not in his face.Let's just spike for a spike. The kind that earns you a point.
>>28521492We're 6th from the bottom. A new thread might be in order?
>>28521558>>28521555I don't think it'll hurt him. I figure he's way tougher then that.Besides, lock on is our secret weapon
>>28521492Are special abilities allowed? Cause volleyball with Espers sounds like it could take a long time to finish...
>>28521593Rule wasn't set.Clarify with the other team leader for the rules of engagement?
>>28521593that's why each side gets an esper, or it would be unfair
>>28521617Yeah, go ahead.
>>28521617democratic styleput it to a vote
>>28521617Maybe a good idea.We may destroy the ball
>>28521617rules:Don't hurt nobodyDon't annihilate the ball
>>28521617you can use any abilities that don't affect the other side of the net.
>>28521617>>28521647Addendum to the Don't Hurt Nobody rule; don't scare anybody with the threat of getting hurt.Also, 5th from the bottom now.
>>28521617No using powers to make people shit themselves
>>28521652Senna can detach her tentacles, right?Let's reword it to say abilities shouldn't affect the area, since obviously, lots of abilities are going to affect the other side of the net. We just don't want it to affect the ground.Also, no teleporting the ball.
>>28521668>don't scare anybody with the threat of getting hurt.>you can use any abilities that don't affect the other side of the net.>Don't hurt nobody>Don't annihilate the ball>>28521703Unspoken rule.>>28521707Senna's on your side. Don't you know how unfair play works?
>>28521724>Senna's on your side. Don't you know how unfair play works?Yeah. I just want to reword it to allow us to make use of her abilities to the fullest.
>>28521724>All powers allowed beyond thoseOh man this is gonna get crazy.LOCK ON TARGET
>>28521724I approve of this ruleset
Now would be the perfect time for a grim reminder.
>>28521762 I can't grim reminder when you say grim reminder.
>>28521724>>you can use any abilities that don't affect the other side of the net.HAHA! Water gun the ball at the same time that we slap it so as to SUPER SPIKE IT
>>28521762>>28521773So as long as we keep it fresh in our minds there will be no reminders. Gotchya.
>>28521762...how would a fun day at the beach(Sidepool) turn that way?Unless you mean dome collapsingIn which case fuck you sir, that shouldn't be tossed around so freely
>>28521794>In which case fuck you sir, that shouldn't be tossed around so freely
>>28521785I'd rather save the super spikes for later. No need to start the game off at maximum tryhard. Might as well let Devon be the one to escalate.
>>28521816For some reason I can't breath now
Cerulean serves with lock on!Ten R+2 S+3 Roll!
Rolled 7 + 5>>28521785>>28521825Yes, let it be our secret weapon.Since, really, we only have a limited supply of the stuff.>>28521842What? I don't understand the modifiers. +5 overall?
Rolled 5 + 5>>28521842so, +5?
Rolled 18 + 5>>28521842GOOOOOOO
Rolled 3 + 5>>28521842
>>28521842Are you planning to end the thread with the serve? Since we're 5th from the bottom already.>>28521858Excellent serve, anon.
>>28521842Excuse me...>WILD ROCKET VOLLEYBALL HORDE APPEARS!Devon uses mean mug!>>28521871Got the other one set up.
Rolled 18 + 5>>28521842
>>28521881Excellent. So what were the modifiers? I didn't understand what Ten R+2 and S+3 mean.>>28521858>>28521892Two for two. Nice.
>>28521881Damn you devon how dare you steal our serve
Rolled 20 + 5>>28521842ORA
>>28521919R rocket bonusS strategy bonusTen Tenacity Bonus
Rolled 16 + 5>>28521842
>>28521881So, wait, Devon stole one of our rolls?>>28521921Does that mean this is our 5th roll?
>>28521921YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHBe ruslted Devon
>>28521936Ooooh does that mean we should've had a +15?
>>28521936Friendly reminder: 3rd from the bottom now.
>>28521942Mean mug is when you give someone the evil eye. aka Mean look.>>28521957Bryan, I'm sorry if you wanted to play Bryan. You can watch...
>>28521963No. Having a stat at 10 means no bonus. Every 2 points above or below means 1 bonus or penalty.
>>28521992AH my bad
>>28521984did we invite bryan?Has he even shown up yet?
>>28521984>Bryan, I'm sorry if you wanted to play Bryan. You can watch...OH GOD, DID WE FORGET TO INVITE BRYAN TO THE PARTY!?
>>28522007We'll save him some cake
>>28521984>Bryan, I'm sorry if you wanted to play Bryan. You can watch...It's cool. I'll go get Oliver. He loves volleyball.
>>28522011we invited him I am almost certain. Ygg DID say we invited everyone.He just isn't here. yet.