>>28483300
oh boy oh boy oh boy

>>28483300
Woop here at the start!

>>28483300

How was your date with your sister you siscon?

>>28483368
>formatting

>>28483368
Sweet mother
of
god. That's some straight-up raped
formatting you got there, Arch.

>>28483300
YES! just in time to at least be here for once.

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Cursing her inability to turn Nicolette down, Sylvie slowly makes her way back to the castle. She ate so much during that little eating contest that it felt like her stomach would burst... actually, it still kind of does.

And to top it all off, Nicolette still won and THEN she even went on to eat another freaking plate just to show off, all while Melanie stared at the two of them in horror. Yeah, that was definitely a Bad Idea.

After leaving the restaurant, the three girls all wanted to do different things- Melanie wanted to go look at jewelry, Nicolette wanted to go explore the city, and Sylvie... well, she's feeling rather sluggish on account of downing four plates of spaghetti so she decided to call it a day then and there, and that's why she's currently walking back to the castle by herself.

Such is the hazard of having a total glutton for a best friend...

Fortunately, all this walking helps the food digest so Sylvie's feeling a lot better by the time she finally makes it through the castle gate. After taking

a few minutes to figure out what she should do now that she's finally here, she eventually decides to go to the suite that she's sharing with Melanie and poke through the magic books that she brought with her. Seeing as how Reinhold hasn't learned any attack spells yet, she figures that it would probably be a good idea to look up one or two that are easy to learn just in case he decides to ask for a magic lesson.

After a few more minutes of walking, she finally makes it to her door, and...

"Oh, THERE you are!" a female voice says as its owner places a hand on Sylvie's shoulder, sending her jumping a few feet forward in surprise.
"Wha- who's th-" Sylvie says as she turns to face whoever it was that decided it would be a funny idea to scare her.

>[1/?]

>>28483382
>>28483388
If someone out there could tell me how to keep Notepad from doing that shit every time I save a document, it would be QUITE appreciated.

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>>28483410

And of course it would just HAVE to be Princess Luciana.

"Wh- what was that for!?" Sylvie squeaks, still more than a bit flustered.
"I see that you're as jumpy as ever..." Luciana laughs. "That's always been one of your cute points, you know."
"That's not funny..." she sighs. "Did you come here just to scare me, or did you want something?"
"Actually, yes!" she says, smiling. "There's something rather important that I wanted to speak with you about... would you mind if I came in, or would you prefer that we went to my room instead?"

"Umm... come on in?" Sylvie says as she opens the door and holds it for the red-haired princess.
"How kind of you!" Luciana cheerfully replies as she enters the room.

After Sylvie closes the door behind her, Luciana wastes no time in making herself comfortable on the couch.

"C'mon, take a seat!" Luciana says, patting the cushion on the opposite side from her.
"Umm... okay?" Sylvie replies as she does as she was asked. "So, um... what did you want to talk to me about?"
"Right to business, I see..." she sighs. "Alright, I'll get right to the point then."

After taking a deep breath, Luciana turns to Sylvie, a serious expression on her face.

"How serious are you about Reinhold?" Luciana asks.

>[2/?]

>>28483424

Don't use notepad.

Use wordpad.

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>>28483300

>>28483443
[HAPPENING INTENSIFIES]

>>28483300
Woo! Best night of the week starts now.

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>>28483443
>>28483467
>>28483461

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>>28483443

>>28483443

...

Well, this will go interesting places.

>>28483443
Only one option. Mud wrestling for Reinhold's heart.

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>>28483443

"EH- WHAT DO YOU MEAN-" Sylvie stammers as her face turns beet-red.
"Exactly what I said," she replies. "It's as plain as day to anyone who's around you for more than five minutes that you have a thing for Reinhold, but what I want to know is if you're serious about pursuing him."

Freaking out internally because she was not at all expecting to be put on the spot like this, Sylvie closes her eyes and takes a deep breath before facing Luciana once more.

"Y- you're right. I like Reinhold," Sylvie sighs, finally having actually said it outright for the first time.
"Oh?" Luciana says, an expression of mock surprise on her face. "Are you sure that it's not just some puppy love thing? I mean, you don't exactly have much direct exposure to boys aside from your father and his friends..."
"It... it's not," she replies, finally having shifted to serious mode. "It was just a little crush back when he and Nicolette made me play referee for one of their sparring matches, but, umm..." she sighs.
"Just from something little like that?"
"Who cares how it started?" Sylvie replies, getting annoyed. "We've spent a lot of time together since then, and it's not just a little crush anymore... I- I LOVE him, alright!? I love him and now I'm spending most of my time thinking about how much I want to get married to him!"

>[3/?]

>>28483569
ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT
SYLVIEFAG JUMPING SHIP
DANGER DANGER DANGER

>>28483569

This ends in flame.

Hilarious, horrifying flame.

Well, flame and lelz.

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>>28483569
OH SHI

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>>28483569

>>28483569
Oh god, what is this feeling?

This..I..

HHHNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG

>>28483569

"God, I'm so stupid..." Sylvie mumbles as she buries her face into her hands.

"This is just great," Luciana says, laughing bitterly. "I guess that I do need to count you as as rival after all... but are you sure that you wouldn't rather give up on him? Because if I can find some way to make Father recognize him as a potential husband for me, I -will- make my move..."
"I'm not going to step aside," Sylvie says quietly. "Not for you."
"Even though my father's the big scary King of Marconetti?"
"That doesn't matter. And even if it did, my father's a -lot- scarier than yours. I'd step aside if it was Nicolette who liked him since I love her like she was my sister, but you and I aren't that close."

With the atmosphere in the room having gotten extremely tense all of a sudden, Sylvie braces herself for an ultimatum or a challenge tro a magical duel or something similar. But much to her utter confusion, Luciana instead starts laughing.

"Well, this is certainly going to be fun!" Luciana laughs. "I suppose that I really do have to consider you a proper rival!"
"Wh... what...?" Sylvie says, dumbfounded.
"I thought that I might be able to scare you off with a bit of intimidation, but you really do take after your father after all!" she says, reaching her hand out towards Sylvie.

>[4/4]

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>>28483594
the harem
the competition
it is official

it has begun

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>>28483569
Ohgodithoughttheyanderewasajokewhathavewedone

>>28483569
> I want to get married to him

.... run....

RUN!

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>>28483443

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Ugh. I'm not interested in being stuck in the middle of a chick fight.

I'd rather go with Marianne or Melanie or Nicolette now. Anyone that isn't these two.

>>28483594

With absolutely no idea what's going on now, Sylvie just stares at Luciana, who stil has her hand extended.

"Uh..." she says, unsure what to do.
"I, Luciana Violetta di Marconetti, do hereby recognize you as my rival in love, Sylvie Roseline Granache! Now let's shake on it!" Luciana says with a warm smile.
"Uh... okay?" she replies as she shakes the Princess's hand.
"May the best girl win!"

After an extremely awkward handshake, Luciana gets up from the couch and motions for Luciana to do the same.

"Now let's head to my room!" Luciana says happily.
"Wh... what...?" Sylvie says, just kind of staring at her new rival.
"I have quite the collection of grimoires, and Marianne was telling me that you've recently taken up an interest in magic... I've never actually been able to share my own magic hobby with anyone before, so I figured that I'd show my collection to you while you're here."

"You just declared that I'm your rival, and now you're inviting me to your room?" Sylvie says, completely confused.
"This is this and that is that! now let's go!"

With that, Luciana grabs onto Sylvie's arm and forcibly pulls her along.

>[5/?]

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>>28483594
damn Luci you scary

>>28483594

Help us Marieee, you're Reinhold's only hope!

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>>28483569

>>28483651
You realize Luciana would rival ANYBODY we went after, right?

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>>28483651
>Insulting two waifus at once
It's like you WANT to ruin the thread for the next three hours

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>>28483653
>"May the best girl win!"

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>>28483569
IT'S HAPPENED

ABORT ABORT ABORT

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>>28483653
>"May the best girl win!"

>>28483665
Doubt she'd rival Marianne. Just like Sylvie would step aside for Nicolette.

>>28483424
Upgrade. I'd recommend Notepad++.

>>28483671
But I thought best girls never win?

>>28483651
Actually this
Partly due to this guy's reasoning

Partly for additional chaos

Gonna push for nico... what's the more chaotic choice?

>>28483687
Not exactly the best for writing stories, better for coding.

>>28483706
It's a decent enough word processor too


The highlighting features on it are nice though

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>>28483410
>>28483443
>>28483569
>>28483594
>>28483653

Glorious.

[Sylvie Route Intensifies]

>>28483703
Nico is most chaotic. Suddenly a Nico/Gregory VS Sylvie/Vincent VS Luc/OtherKing tag team ring fight.

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>>28483679
>thinking you can abort AFTER happening

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Saw that there are only about 20 replies and came in thinking, oh it is just starting off, probably nothing of note even happened yet. Oh was i wrong there.

>>28483569
Yandere route unlocked.

>>28483726
Really? Because all I can hear is the Luciana route revving up.

>>28483653
>"May the best girl win!"
Best girl never wins.

>>28483744
I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF NICOLETTE ROUTE

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Oh Jesus Christ what the shit.

This is bad on every conceivable level.

>>28483726
>>28483744
And all I see is both of those ships sinking. I do not want to be a reward for their competition.

These girls are scary.

Marrrriiieee

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Oh god, is it happening?

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>>28483653
>"May the best girl win!"

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>>28483653
>>28483594
>>28483569
>>28483443
>>28483410
Oh. Oh my.

>>28483706
What does writing stories require that coding doesn't? It's got a spell-checker, and 4chan doesn't take formatting anyways. That's all I can think of.

>>28483653
>"May the best girl win!"

Luciana's cheering for Melanie?

>>28483773
Addendum: RUN, REINHOLD, RUN. They're already getting out the ball and chain, RUN BOY, RUN!

Alright fellow questers, we're down to the final girls.

Sylvie, Luciana, and Marianne.

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DARTH ARCHELON HAS SPOKEN.

>>28483806
>implying it isn't still anyone's game
Well, not really. But I wouldn't discount anyone yet.

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>>28483790
>ball and chain

Actually, Luciana is the only one pulling that out.

>>28483806
Did you misinterpret this shitshow as something other than every red flag?

This is a run the other way situation.
Takamura? Arnaud? Karel? Who am I kidding

So, I see archelon has no intention of fighting the waifu wars.

>>28483841
He has only drawn the lines, and it is now up to us to fight it out.

>>28483832
Presumably, red flags are still flags. And missed flags are unacceptable.

>>28483832
Just every red flag for Sylvie and Luciana, really.

I already didn't want to deal with them, now I just want to outright run away.

>>28483841
Why contain it?

off to a great start i see.

KAL EL WILL WIN!

>>28483806
Not even.
Everything seems pretty in the air still.
>Still pushing Nico forever.

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>>28483653
>[6/6]

"Nnn..." you groan as you sit up in your bed. You actually got a good night's sleep, with no messed-up flashback dreams or horrible nightmares or any of that.

And to make it even better, now you have the entire day to spend however you like! Deciding not to waste any time, you quickly get bathed and dressed, then pick up your pocketwatch.

It's currently 7AM. Great, you didn't oversleep or anything.

With a sigh of relief, you make your way out of your bedroom and into the living room area of the suite that you and Princess Marianne share. Looking around to see if maybe she hasn't left yet, but the only thing of note that you see is a food tray sitting on the table with a note close by

Picking it up, you see that it has the same fancy handwriting as the one from last night.

"I didn't feel like waking you up, but your breakfast is right here."
-Marianne

"...huh. Thanks," you say to noone in particular as you sit down at the table and remove the lid...

...and today's breakfast is crepes! Great!

Seeing as how there's nobody to talk to, you figure that it might be a good idea to figure out where you'll go after you get done eating.

>Anywhere in particular that you want to go?
>Anyone in particular that you want to go find?
>Anything in particular that you want to do?

>>28483665
Truly, she is the antagonist of this series.

Not dragons

Not evil dark knights

Not Monique

No, it's the one who will disrupt our happy life, it is the one who has the social skills we lack and the cunning we can not employ to push us in any direction like the pawn we are.

We have seen our opponent, and we are unprepared.

>>28483916
Carol and Nico. It is long past time that we enact the Bro-Trifecta.

>>28483916
>Anywhere in particular that you want to go?
>Anyone in particular that you want to go find?
FInd Rana and Reya. We said we'd meet up with them if we could.

>>28483689
either of them would be great for Rein's FIRST highschool romance.

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Imagine the bloodbath once Marianne decide she's interested in us. Girl be scary.

>>28483916
What did we have to do today? I can't remember, but I think it was something important?

>>28483916
>>Anyone in particular that you want to go find?
Marriane. Back to guard duty!

>>28483916
>>28483931
Fight for our right to party!

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>>28483916

Write thank you note for the princess. Draw little smiling Reinhold in the corner.

We'll thank her again ourselves but seeing the note should make her a little happy.

>>28483916
Go hang out with Rana and Reya.

We kind of already promised we would if we had free time.

>>28483916
>>28483931
Get Carol and Nicolette then go find Adventurer Siblings. Spend the day away from fucking crazy ass girls who think they love us but only want the D.
>Like Spinelle.

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>>28483885
>KAL EL WILL WIN!

>>28483940
Oh yeah I forgot about them. Lets go grab Nico and show her her new rival

>>28483916
Write a thank you note behind hers and leave it for her.

>>28483954
I'll second this.

Also go find the adventurer siblings and check out the guild.

>>28483954
This, then go find the twins.

>>28483954

This, at least for the mental image of a bemused Marie reading the note.

>>28483946
Marianne gave you the day off.
Rana and Reya are up for hanging out whenever, but the only actual plans there are for the day is a sparring match with Takamaru tonight.

>>28483954
This.

>>28483956
>>28483962
Plus these.

>>28483954
>>28483956
These.

>>28483931
>>28483940
Why not both?

Letter to the Luciana Faction:

The experience I have ha of your worth, and the happiness I have enjoyed in your friendship are wounding considerations when I look upon the present distance between us. Certainly my affections to you are so unchanging, that hostility itself cannot violate my friendship to your person. But I must be true to the cause wherein I serve.

The great Archelon, who is the searcher of my heart, knows with what reluctance I go upon this service. And with what a perfect hatred I look upon this war without an enemy. But I look upon it as an opus Domini, and that is enough to silence all passion in me.

We are both upon the stage, and must act the parts that are assigned to us in the tragedy. Let us do it in a way of honor, and without personal animosities. But whatever be the issue, I shall not willingly relinquish the dear title of your affectionate fried and faithful bro.

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>>28483954

This.

>>28483916
princess gets up EARLIER than WE DO? yet it takes her a couple of hours to come out for breakfast? yeash. what does she do then?

>Anyone in particular that you want to go find?
find Sylvie, and marry her. end the waifu wars early.

>>28483931
alright, let's do it

>>28483944
i highly doubt it.

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>>28483993
tl;dr

>>28483916
I wanna fight Karel and Takamaru. Not necessarily at once.

>>28483916
Step 1: Find Nico (read: not sylvie)
Step 2: Find Carol (read: not MILF)
Step 3: Find Siblings
Step 4: BRO FORCE WILL MEET NOW EQUALS IN OUR QUEST FOR GLORY AND SPAGHETTI AND TURKEY LEGS HAVE AT THEE FOUL DRAGONS FROM THE EASTERN LANDS AS WELL WILL REND THEE AND THINE SPAWN ASUNDER WITH THE POWER OF OUR BROPIETY, GRANTED UNTO US BY BROSEIDON HIMSELF, LORD OF THE BROCEANS.

>>28483954
This. Maybe mention we have a grandma now too.

>>28483993

It shall be solved through a duel of a yet unknown sort.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdLaRE3cuhg

I don't even at stakes at this, I know Marianne will win but am fine with either girl.

>>28483931
voting for the sausage party!

>>28483916
Find taka or karel, get our spar on.

>>28483954
do this first
>>28483956
then this after we find some of our friends

>>28484029
This

Find Nico, then find twins.

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>>28483929
>No, it's the one who will disrupt our happy life
You know what must be done.

>>28483916
Fuck bitches obtain bros.

Also that thank you note thing.

Go find Karel, Takamaru, Rana, Reya and Nico and makes bets on who can beat who in a spar.

Invite the Marconetti garrison if any of them are brave enough to join in.

Only one route remains. Elena best girl, we must become her onii-chan.

>>28484075
Karel already beat us too that.

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>>28484029
This.

Then we'll walk through town searching for adventure.

>>28484092
inDEED.

>>28484075
its locked bro.

superman locked it.

>>28484090
Reinhold can be biggest brother. He can big brother all those beneath him in age. He has the power.

I vote for finding Nico, Takamaru and/or the siblings in no particular order.

>writing

>>28484092
"so five young fighters walked into an all you can eat restaurant..."

>>28484070
Maybe if we pull all five badasses-in-training together they will equal one full badass.

We should find Gregory and compare the relative badassitude levels.

>>28484056
It is time. We will muster the chosen ones of Rein, Nico, Carol, and Twins and we will all instantly understand what must be done.

Cunts or not, we are all brothers from another mother.

>>28484118
"...and are ushered out an hour late on a wave of the proprietors' tears."

>>28484070
>>28484118

it would be awesome if karel wins the contest.

and he would say "we were doing a contest?" after everyone has had there fill.

>>28484092
And lo, in the face of much romantic vexation, Reinhold did form a delinquent gang in his off hours, and adventure was had.

>>28484155
"... Then five young fighters walked into the training hall and later that evening were ushered out on a wave of broken training swords and tears of the quartermaster."

>>28484169
Just wait until they decide to bake a cake for all their mothers (or grandmothers).

I hope this day with her dad was already planned and Marie isn't giving us the day off because she thinks we need cheering up and somehow thinks we can't do that around her or something equally silly that her insecure self would come up with.

>>28484186
I hope it's BECAUSE of that.

Imagine all the marianne flags we can collect.

>>28484155
"all i wanted was the quite life.. and open up something new to the food business world, now i'm ruined! RUINED!"

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>/tg/ scared of marrying the ultimate waif

I'm disappoint.

You suckers have no idea how good you got it, and you throw it all away.

>>28484195
New antogonist acquired!

>>28484195
And that was how Marianne's uncle came out of retirement.

when we get back and have a day off we should go buy a teddy bear for sylvie to commemorate he punching a bear to death

>>28484207
>barely spends time with boys
>falls for first one she interacts with
>declares it TWUE WOVE after a month of knowing him
>already talking about marriage

Yeah, nah. That's melodramatic first teenage crush shit right there.

>>28484224
One with those comical X's for eyes?

>>28484224
I'd rather bake a bear shaped cake.

>>28484228
Yes. Also between us getting Nico and getting anyone else we should ask her to stop pushing Sylvie onto us. Shit is getting old and awkward whether you're a sylvie fag or not.

>>28484228
Not the FIRST, but otherwise that's a pretty accurate summation for, like, a 16 year old girl.

or however old she is. 15?

Fucking predatory at any rate if Reinhold actually acts on it, even if that's how fantasy do.

>>28484224
I wish people would stop with the whole "Sylvie needs a prize for every thing she does"

>>28484224
Why?

It was pretty standard procedure. It's like buying somebody a gift for filing a particularly good TPS report.

Didn't Marie and Luciana have a talk a night or two ago? What are the chances that Luciana "Sylvie'd" Marie, who due to her low self-esteem told Luciana she wouldn't stand in her way.

>>28484173
best.
day.
ever.

i can only imagine Rein's bachelors party when they are quite older, would be simply

awesome.

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>>28484228
Pretty much this.

>I can't tell if you're talking about Lucy or Sylvie, but the same statement applies to both of them.

Talk about pushy. I wonder if Meido is still possible?

>>28484224
No.

I wish people would stop bringing up the bear punching. But I guess that would be like asking them to stop with all the "casts fist" shit.

>>28484251
Marianne knows enough to: A) not tell anything sensitive to Luciana B) I doubt she could or would articulate anything re: interest in Reinhold as anything other than "somehow who prevents me from premature death"

>>28484241
I thought she was like 14. I seem to remember being the "baby" of the group.

>>28484251
one night.
none.

>>28484251
low to non existent.

>>28484251
No, she was basically asking "Are you cool with me trying to jump your bodyguard?" and Marie was all like "Oh god don't do that unless you want him to shatter into a PTSD addled mess" and Luciana was all like "Kay bro I'll tone it down but I'm not stopping."

This extremely bad summary of that interlude bought to you by my sleep deprived brain.

>>28484254
>They get drunk and get in a fight.
>The next day after the wedding news of the crushing defeat of the three nearest hostile kingdoms standing armies by a group of vagrants spreads like wildfire through Granache.

>>28484268
Sylvie is 16

Marie is the "baby" at 15. She was apparently a lot more like Sylvie before her timidness and insecurity evolved into Tsun.

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>>28484263
At this point, I think meido would require magical intervention to have a chance.

>>28484289
Fuck it, I'm Meido converting now.

>>28484263
she was actually a whore too
bitter rivals of Reins whore house.

>>28484286
Bro-fecta is becoming more appealing than any waifu.

>>28484263
Luciana is implied to have more >experience with that sort of thing.

But it is still rather odd, I agree.

Note to self, multiple middle greentexts in one post doesn't work

>>28484280

Oh did arch write an interlude? If so, I must've missed it.

>>28484318
It was literally his first posts. Goddamn.

>>28484307
I'd still think Marie would be okay. Since she's not "involved" as the others and we have to spend 90% of our time with her anyway.

>>28484318
it was in the middle of his posts
how can any one missed it?

>>28484263
I really don't see a good way out of this either, they're going to collide like a train while we watch in horror.

>>28484334
You mean while we beat up vigilantes in both kingdoms with our newly founded Bro Force Five.

>>28484289
I forget what the Meido's actual name is.

I don't think that's a good indicator of what her chances are.

>>28484342

Melon

>>28484241
Reinhold's only 17, you know. The gap is trivial.

>>28484307
I have to agree.

>>28484342
Name's Melanie.
You guys kind of ignore her.

Without love, it cannot be seen.

>>28484353
Cradle robbing is cradle robbing, bro, even if the beau's not that far apart in age.

I mean, really. Dating a 16 year old? Sure, it's gonna be part time jobs and awkward dates and worrying about locking braces when you make out.

Marrying a 16 year old is some entirely different shit everyone is entirely unprepared for.

>>28484340
Or like when we're an emotional wreck because this requires an actual decision involving romance that typically makes us faint and start babbling incoherently

Remember the golden rule:

>You got to pick one or they both fall down on you

>>28484364
Just a question but do you really intend to make this a VN

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>>28484342

It's happening.

Her presence is fading.

>>28484387
Don't tempt his dreams. It's too cruel.

>>28484374
We're not picking all, we're picking none and instead choose to enjoy our high-life with our bros who won't manipulate us for the D.

Even if Nico is sort of manipulating things on Sylvie's behalf.

>>28484369
>Cradle robbing is cradle robbing, bro, even if the beau's not that far apart in age.
Then you have no idea what 'robbing the cradle' really means then.

Guys, there is one way out, albeit a risky and hard one.

We ignore all the romance options, and become chaste paladins of God. Insert reasons revolving around how fate helped us get away from that shithole, and how terrifying women in heat can be.

>>28484392
Pretty much, she's likely not even animate anymore.

Meanwhile the sentient waifus become more bold to keep from becoming irrelevant.

Nico is next.

>>28484369
Eh. Reinhold's essentially grown up and could handle the responsibility were it not for loltrauma.

Also, I don't think cradle robbing means what you think it means.

It's not like there weren't couples that got together at young age and stayed true to each other for rest of their lives. I would know.

But whatever. Let's go uncover some secret plot while situation unfolds itself.

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>>28484369
medieval period yo
people get married pretty early there

You know, the thought occurs to me that we're not in Granache anymore. It's likely that nobody knows what we look like.

Clearly, at some point we should take this opportunity to get some sparring with multiple opponents in with the caste guards. Or whoever else is unlucky enough to be at the training grounds when we get there.

(But yeah, for now, Nico-Karel-Takamaru-Twins.)

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>>28484364
All is as it should be. Furniture doesn't require love.

>>28484374
>implying we can't just pick a different girl entirely and leave them to fight each other

>>28484387
I would honestly enjoy this story a lot more in VN format over quest format. /tg/ is terrible at these kind of decisions and I feel like Archelon is practically sabotaging things by treating this too much like a VN instead of a quest.

>>28484422
We would just demolish ordinary guards.

Why do you think the guards back at home didn't want to spar with us? Because they didn't want to get hurt either.

>>28484430
Yup.

>>28484430
>>implying we can't just pick a different girl entirely and leave them to fight each other

Then they would collaborate, you know that.

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>>28484195
He would look like this.

>>28484430

Arch does what he can to keep this thing from falling apart, the only ones sabotaging are people obsessed with a waifu or with not having one.

Even though Nicolette's pretty much your best friend, you haven't really hung out with her all that much lately... yeah, that's a thing to do. Go find Nicolette and see if she's up to wandering around the city. And Karel seems like a nice guy, maybe you can invite him too.

Oh, and Rana and Reya did mention that they wanted to hang out today... well, that at least seems like a starting plan. You can decide where to go after you actually meet up with everyone.

Having finished your initial planning, you make short work of your crepes and head out of the room, making your way across the hall and stopping outside the suite that Nicolette shares with her father.

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

"Nicolette, you in there?" you call out.

After a few seconds, the door opens...

...and it's Sir Gregory.

"Oh, it's you. Hey," Sir Gregory says, looking as unhappy as ever. "Since I doubt you're here to visit me, I assume you're looking for Nicolette?"
"Yeah... sorry to bother you," you reply.
"Meh, don't worry about it. Nicolette just left not too long ago, she said that she was going to wander around the castle some before heading out to find something to eat. You might be able to catch up with her if you hurry up."
"Thanks, Sir Gregory!" you say with a wave as you make you way down the hall.
"Don't worry about it!"

>[1/?]

>>28484486
Note to selves: Bake Gregory a cake with Nicolette just to watch her squirm.

>>28484486

WHERE IS THE NOTEEEE

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>>28484486
>no thank you note

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>>28484503
even better
bake a cake with Gregory for Nicolette
it will be red velvet

>>28484506
>>28484512
Why, archelon? Why u do dis

>>28484512
yeah, I suck.

TIME TO CORRECT THAT

>>28484486
My note. With cute faces.
ARRRGGGHHHHH.

>>28484449
i was actually thinking of the cabbages guy from the CARTOON avatar.

>>28484527
Oh man. I don't know which would be better.

>>28484540
That was my first thought as well.

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>>28484527

>>28484540
"Off with their heads! One for each head of cabbage!"

>>28484527
"dude. Sir Gregory. I had the best idea. Let's bake a cake together. Now I know what you're thinking, but that's entirely wrong, we're gonna bake it for your daughter and tell her about making it, just for the look on her face. Now honestly tell me that it isn't the right idea.

>>28484591
I'm okay with this. Turn around this instant and run back to Greg.

>>28484540
>>28484547

Yeah, but that guy is more relevant. The Twelve Tasks of Asterix is like "Natural 20: The Movie".

>>28484591
>>28484596
We were only able to make the cake last time because Ariane helped. Save it for when we get back to Granache.

>>28484596
Gregory- "What the fuck is up with you and cakes?"

>>28484591
>>28484596
No we have the day plan already, also I disagree on that being a good idea no matter what

>>28484625
All Gregory sees is Reinhold's eyes slowly going crosseyed and glazing over, "What ever do you mean?"

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>>28484625
"Everyone likes cake. Everyone."

>>28484636
Something like this?

>>28484625
don't make me post that Christmas cake now.

>>28484657
But I like Christmas cake...

>>28484625
"Because I'm the baker the Palace deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So you'll eat it, because I can bake it. something something cake knight."

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>>28484486
>[2/2]


As you're about to turn the corner, you remember that it was actually pretty nice of Marianne to leave you those notes... though you would very much rather not miss Nicolette, there's still the matter of being grateful and all that.

As such, you make a quick detour to your room, where you tear a page out of your sketchbook and write a quick note...

"Thanks for the notes. And for the breakfast!"
-Reinhold

And as a final touch, you do a quick sketch of a little smiling guy that kind of resembles you on the bottom of the paper before placing it on the table and hurrying back out.

Now in extra rushing mode due to the time you lost, you walk through the halls as quickly as you can without breaking into a run (seeing as how you're a visitor here and you don't want to cause any problems).

Finally making it to the main area of the castle, you find yourself at a crossroads... there are several paths that you can take, and you waste a few seconds trying to figure out which way to go.

"Excuse me!" an annoyed voice calls out from your left.
"Hm?"

Turning to face whoever just said that, you see a fancy-looking guy in his twenties with curly brown hair and the gaudiest clothing you've ever seen in your life.

"I've no idea what a commoner like YOU is doing here in the castle, but I can assure you that it is in fact NOT acceptable to stand in the way of your betters like some foolish alpaca!" he exclaims in a voice that is way too high for a man to have.

>how do you react?

>>2848679
Arch, are you a lolicon?

>>28484702
"Faggot."
Resume search for Nico.

>>28484702
>>how do you react?
step out of the way. No need to instigate anything with stupid nobles.

>>28484702
Get out of his way and ignore him.

>>28484679
it looks like Mr. pacman and Mrs. pacman were combined an turned to a horrible abomination

>>28484702
U 4 reel bro?

>>28484702
"Sorry"
Choose one way and keep looking for Nico.

>>28484702
>Welcome to Marconetti, for real this time!

I believe one anon summed it up as a country where the default attitude is "Fuck you, peasant."

>>28484702
Channel Niklaus, act accordingly.

>>28484702

"okay~!"

Then take off again.

Ignoring him will ruffle everything.

>>28484708

No, Archelon is the siscon.

How was the dateee

>>28484702
Ignore him and continue with our search

>>28484702
My betters? Where?

Resume the search for Nicolette.

>>28484702
Currently I'm looking for my friend. Describe Nico, You seen her?

>>28484702
>>28484715
This. Just shrug it off.

>>28484702
I'm sorry ma'am, but I am no commoner. I am a member of the king of G[i dont remember how to spell it]'s party

>>28484702
"I'll be sure not to."

Take juuuuuuust a long enough delay before moving on that he can't figure out whether we were implying that he WASN'T our better, or that we were deferring to his demand.

>>28484702
"Okay, sorry, bye!"

And then just run down the chosen path.

>>28484702
do the things we learned in class

>>28484733
This

>>28484702
"I don't have time for this."

>>28484710
This (mentally).

>>28484702
Well he's being a noble at us, but to be fair it's somewhat rude fo us to block the walkway anyway, just step aside politely.

>>28484702

"Uh, sorry."

Give a lazy salute, maybe.

Remember his face in case we had to punch him later.

>>28484702
give him a bored antipathic look for a few seconds and then go back to choosing which path to take

>>28484746
This.

>>28484744
[International incidents intensify]

>>28484702
"Whatever you say m'lady"

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god damn it these replies are too good lol
>>28484702

just ignore him

>>28484702
"Are you a man or a woman?"
and then call him a faggot.

>>28484702
"I'm the princess' bodyguard and I'm running late, have you seen Nicolette?"

>>28484702
Say sorry and move the fuck on.
No getting anyone mad.

>>28484748
>>28484702

The schoolin' things, with the learnins.

>>28484757
It's not rude of us to exist. But I do agree that this is asshole town and the assholes get the right of way.

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>>28484702
We don't have time for this crap.

Quick apology and leave.

>>28484702
I agree with just apologizing real quick and leaving.

>>28484702
ASSASSIN

Punch him

Just say sorry then ignore him and keep looking.

>>28484702
"Consider yourself excused then."

"I'll be sure to try and mimic some other animal."

>>28484799
Not to exist, but stopping in the middle of a walkway.

>>28484816
Only Marie appreciates those kinds of responses.

>writing

>>28484831
>Forgetting about the maids

>>28484702
This guy cant be the prince whos having the birthday right?

>>28484815
i like this one

>>28484842
Hawkward.jpg

>>28484842
Oh shit he probably is!

Ohhhhhh shit!

>>28484842
Probably. Too coincidental.

How the fuck did none of you realize this?

>>28484842
Nope, he's younger than Luciana, IIRC.

It CAN be Giancarlo (the youngest son from the king's first wife), though. And probably is.

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>>28484842
Chances are it is

>>28484852

Some of us did.

Some of us don't care.

>>28484842
Emilio is some squeamish fuck. This is probably Giancarlo or some other asshole

>>28484857
I thought he was away or otherwise unavailable to be in attendence.

>>28484852
Because we're in the castle and the castle is full of jackasses at the moment who would probably spit on us if they saw us.

>>28484852
We've been waiting for Night of the Living Douches since before we set foot in Marconnetti.

As far as we know, guys like him are dime a dozen here.

>>28484702

Smile.

"My deepest apologies."

Remember his face.

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>>28484842

i hope it's him

All you getting riled up over this... Reinhold wouldn't give rat's ass about this. He is a commoner and its not like he has a problem with it. As long as this guy doesnt insult anyone, some random crude comment like this wouldnt effect him in the slightest.

>>28484899
I think most of the responses are along the lines of "Sorry, bye!", which is hardly getting riled up.

>>28484842
Emilio is 14. This guy is in his twenties.

>>28484907
there are a bunch of people getting all mad over it.

>>28424899
It's more about the principle of "how dare you make me take thee extra steps"

>>28484922
I don't see anyone getting mad over it, just a few people attempting to insult/make the idiot mad and move on, and others who just want to ignore his existence and move on.

>>28484926
Hah. I'm so good at linking posts.

>>28484926
Why are you responding to a post from three days ago

>>28484922
I'm not seeing it anywhere. There's a few people who want to be a bit more passive-aggressive about apologizing and getting out of the way but it's almost entirely "just get out of this guys way."

>>28484938
are you trying to write in the numbers manually or something?

>>28484944
How else do you do it?

>>28484944
I'm using my fagPad, and sometimes the JavaScript doesn't work. Certain posts won't work. It's completely random too, which is the best part.

>>28485015

Press the post number. It's a javascript link that pastes the post number in the reply box.

>>28485015
Click the post number in the top right of the post.

>>28485015
I

But you

That doesn't

>>28485030

Huh, you can create a #-section url by clicking the No. before the post number. I didn't know that.

>>28485015

>>28485030
>>28485031

Even if it doesn't work, there's CTRL+V.

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>>28484944
> he doesnt inscribe heiroglyphics onto a stone slab, send it off to a translator, who then uses smoke signals to inform a telegraph operator to use morse code to write out the message in binary, sending it out to be transcribed and posted on 4chan
Fucking newfriends

>>28485072
>Fucking newfriends
Fucking newfags

You would very much love to call this -alleged- man all kinds of names, question his taste in everything, and insult him in every way you know... but then you remember the etiquette lessons that you sat in.

Those boring, boring lessons.

"Sorry for standing in your way like that," you say with a lazy salute.

With your apology done with, you make you way down the right-hand passageway... but he grabs your shoulder.

And you can somehow feel how sweaty his hands are through your shirt.

UGH.

"I don't know what barbarian country you're from or what you're even doing here in this castle, but I'll have you know that you ought to speak to your betters with the PROPER RESPECT," he says to you.

As you turn to face this... PERSON without giving in to your urge to punch him in his ugly face, you notice that some else has grabbed his arm.

Thus removing that disgustingly damp hand from your shoulder.

>[1/2]

>>28485080
rude

>>28485080

Fucking nouveaufaggots

>>28485082
>[2/2]

"WHO DARES TO TOUCH-" he shrieks, but cuts himself off when he gets a good look at the person who did the daring.
"You really should learn how to treat people, you know..." a tall gentleman with wavy hair says.
"L- Lord Girardot!?" the fop gasps. "I- I suggest that you should mind your own business and..."
"And I suggest that you stop pissing this guy off before he uses that sword on his belt to lop off those sweaty hands of yours," he says with a smirk.

"Just because you bought your position, that doesn't mean that you can order me around..." the curly-haired fool mutters through gritted teeth.
"Oh, but it does," Girardot says tauntingly. "Like it or not, I happen to outrank you now. So get gone before we have an international incident on our hands."
"D- Don't think that I won't remember this!"

Shaking his fist in anger at the two of you, he scurries around a corner and out of sight.

"Yeah... I suggest that you get used to that kind of thing while you're here," Girardot says with a chuckle.

>how do you respond?