oh boy, time for Not-Earth adventures!

http://strawpoll.me/756279
http://strawpoll.me/756289
http://strawpoll.me/756300

Your ship, the Chilled Fate, hovers above a new planet. Oceans seem to cover a fair amount of it, as well as there being some rather large land masses. The ship computer has no data on it, though scans reveal sufficient atmosphere and average gravity.

>A. Land

>B. Say something

>C. Leave and fly somewhere else

>D. Something else

>>28456889
>A. Land
Preferably in an abandoned area.

>>28456796
>http://strawpoll.me/756300
Now why would we be worried about Zarbon? We totally killed him. Yup Yup. There is no possible way he could have survived.

>>28456889
Attempt to sense if there are strong powers on the planet.

>>28456920
We saw a pod leaving sampa before it blew up. Only one person had a pod on that planet

>>28456944
...It was a joke.
Anyway, I'm actually worried about Aka.

>>28456753

D sense for power

>>28456934
>>28456983
You attempt to sense the power levels on the planet. You sense many areas of concentrated power levels, though all of these power levels are rather puny. The average seems to be incredibly low, though some slightly higher powers do pop up here and there. However, there is one section of the planet where you can't get a clear sense of anything. Every time you try to focus there, you get a terrible headache and have to stop.

>A. Land in an inhabited are

>B. Land in the area where your senses are blocked

>C. Say something

>D. Leave

>E. Something else

>>28457094
Land outside an inhabited area. Somewhere out of the way, away from roads

>>28457094
Land in an area near the highest power level we can find.

>>28457094
Scan the area causing us headaches with the ships scanners.

>>28457114
This, later we can scout and murder whatever it's there to assert our superiority

>>28457094

land outside of a inhabit area

>>28457114
>>28457189
>>28457208
You decide to land just outside of an inhabited area. As you fly down to the planet, you pass several large cities. You bring your ship to land in the hills just outside of one of them.

>A. Say something

>B. Everyone to the city

>C. Go to the city, but leave Salta and the kids on the ship

>D. Go to the area where you couldn't sense anything

>E. Leave

>F. Something else

>>28457248
>C. Go to the city, but leave Salta and the kids on the ship
Possibly fluffy as well, what do you guys think?

>>28457248
>>F. Something else
Basically opposite C; only take Salta with you. There are not real threats right now, and some fresh air will do her good.

>>28457248
Go to the city, only take Fita. She seems like she travels a lot so she might know this place. Hide our tail and get a disguise

>>28457288
>>28457291
>>28457301
Vote on these

>>28457301
Plus we don't have any info on this planet. It could be non-space-faring so we don't wanna freak anyone out with a squad of aliens. Just 2 people would work

>>28457291
Sounds okay to me.

>>28457291
>>28457301
>>28457419
>>28457495
Vote on these two

>>28457291
Take salta and get disguises. Hide the tails too

>>28457291
>>28457495
>>28457528
You tell the others to stay on the ship while you and Salta go into the city. Salta seems elated at the opportunity to get some fresh air. You also suggest wearing disguises, so you and Salta put your casual clothes on, and fly side by side to the city. Landing on a sidewalk near its center, you look around and observe the people, who look at you with a mixture of curiosity and fear. They are humanoid, rather scrawny, bald, with grey skin and large dark eyes.

>A. Say something

>B. Start killing people

>C. Explore the city

>D. Something else

>>28457663
>C: start looking around

>>28457663
>C. Explore the city
We see nothing unusual about our actions.

>>28457663
>scrawny, bald, with grey skin and large dark eyes
Oh shit, we gonna get probed.

>>28457663
>>C. Explore the city
>D Talk to Salta
"You felt that too when we were in orbit? that Ki storm or something. Tried sensing it, gave me one hell of a headache"

>>28457724
My body is ready

>>28457704
>>28457712
>>28457731
The two of you casually walk through the ceiling, ignoring the bewildered looks of the people. You pass restaurants, clothing stores, toy stores, tech stores, arcades, weapon shops, and so on. You talk to Salta as the two of you walk.

"You felt that too when we were in orbit? That Ki storm or something. Tried sensing it, gave me one hell of a headache" you say to her.

She nods "Yeah, I felt it. I don't know what could case it. Maybe a power level that was too massive, or an area so dead trying to pick up anything living was too much of a strain."

>A. Say something

>B. Go into a shop

>C. Keep exploring

>D. Something else

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>>28457934
"How can you cause a wound to the ki itself? If that's what it is, I don't want none of that"

>>28457972
How did you know you were on Malachor 5?

>>28457934
"or something in there is deliberately causing that."
"I'm now really curious how it is caused."

>>28457934
>C. Keep exploring

>>28457934
Anyway, we should interrogate one of these bozos, see the political climate, steal resources maybe. I was hoping for something a little more intimate and natural.

>>28458065
>>28458072
"Or something else is deliberately causing it" you suggest. "I'm now really curious how it is caused."

Salta nods in agreement and the two of you continue to explore the city. You wander it for another thirty minutes before small hovering saucer shaped crafts stop just in front of you, and grey aliens carrying guns emerge.

>A. Say something

>B. Attack

>C. Retreat

>D. Something else

>>28458199
>A. Nice Welcoming comitee. Salta, if they do anything stupid they are yours.

>>28458199
>"Oh how nice, a welcoming committee"

>>28458199
>A: "evening gentlemen, to what do I owe the pleasure?"

>>28458199
"UHUHHUUHUHUHU UHUHUHU
HI!"

>>28458199
>A. Say something
"Since when was walking around a criminal offense?"

>>28458291
This I like.

>>28458199

read their minds

This, and if they shoot us, Ki Strand their guns in half.

>>28458229
>>28458236
>>28458291
>>28458271
"Nice welcoming committee" you joke. You turn to Salta. "Salta, if they do anything stupid, they are yours."

Salta grins, clenching her right hand into a fist, and you get the feeling she really hopes they do something stupid.

You turn back to them. "Since when was walking around a criminal offense?" you ask.

"Well, we could arrest you for being on our planet without a permit" one says. "But our mayor simply wants to speak with you."

>A. Say something

>B. Tell them to lead the way

>C. Attack

>D. Tell Salta to attack

>E. Leave

>F. Something else

>>28458430
"Oh, I'm sorry. I left my permit in my other pair of pants. Lead the way."

>>28458430
>B. Tell them to lead the way
>note that they said 'their planet' and weren't so shocked this could be their first alien encounter

>>28458455
I like it.

>>28458430
>A. Say something
"You keep telling yourself that, maybe one day you'll believe it."
>B. Tell them to lead the way
"But alright, I'll talk to this mayor person if you want."

>>28458455
HA!

>>28458430
>I didn't know I needed a permit to walk around, but if your mayor will sort this out, then we'll follow.

>>28458455
"Oh, I'm sorry. I left my permit in my other pair of pants. Lead the way" you tell them.

They turn and reenter their crafts, one of which remains open for you and Salta, who looks distinctly disappointed that they didn't do anything stupid.

A few minutes later, you arrive before a very large building. Stepping out of the craft, you and Salta are escorted inside. The two of you are taken to a room in which a grey alien in a ridiculous looking suit is sitting behind a desk.

"Greetings" he says to you.

>A. Say hello back

>B. Demand to know what he wants

>C. Say something else

>D. Kill him

>E. Leave

>F. Something else

>>28458551
A: Keep it professional, we don't know anything about this part of the universe

>>28458551
"Do you have a Space Mcdonalds here? I'm a bit hungry after my trip."

>>28458551
>A. Say hello back

>>28458551
>Nice planet you got here. Common men were rather surprised to see us. I gather you don't get many visitors here?

>>28458570
>>28458597
>>28458604
>>28458616
"Nice planet you got here. Common men were rather surprised to see us. I gather you don't get many visitors here?" you ask.

"Not many" he agrees. "And the ones we do, we make the people aware of far in advance. It keeps there from being much panic. It has been quite some time since we had somebody drop in unannounced. Last time it was explorers. They didn't stay long. Before that, it was potential conquerors. We defeated them. So, I wonder which you are. Are you an explorer, or a conqueror?" he asks.

>A. Explorer

>B. Conqueror

>C. Say something else

>D. Kill him

>E. Let Salta kill him

>F. Leave

>G. Something else

>>28458551
>F. Something else
"I take it you don't get many visitors?"

>>28458705

C. I was looking for a space Burger King

>>28458705
half jokingly "Depends on my mood usually, but just a couple of explorers right now"

>>28458705
>>C. Say something else
>I've been a bit of both, myself. For now, our intentions are neutral. I would like to know about the previous would-be conquerors, did they wear any armor?

>>28458705
"I'm actually looking for a bathroom. I didn't get to go after that last planet blew up."

>>28458705
C ask him about the conqueror. Also tell him about Frieza.

>>28458766
>>28458767
>>28458772
"Depends on my mood usually" you say, half-joking. "For now, our intentions are neutral. I would like to know about the previous would-be conquerors, did they wear any armor?"

"I do not know" the mayor tells you. "The invasion was centuries ago. Why do you ask?"

"Because, those working for the man who destroyed our planet wear armor" Salta tells him

"You come from a destroyed planet?" he asks

>A. Tell him everything

>B. Tell Salta that's enough

>C. Say something else

>D. Leave

>E. Kill him

>F. Something else

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>>28458848
C) "I come from a world you may not understand. We seek assistance in usurping our would be rulers."

>>28458848
>>A. Tell him everything

>>28458848
>C. Say something else
>It could not be helped. We were being persecuted, we had a match. We lost. Both of us lost. Me, a planet. Him, his very life.
>Does the name 'Freeza' send shivers down your spine?

>>28458848
>C. Say something else
"Yep, well, several actually."
"Still, it's nothing new, the usual PTO schenanigans."

>>28458848
No need to tell him everything. Chances are he doesn't even know about Frieza.
"Its a rather long story, but were only looking for somewhere to settle down for a bit. I need to keep my family safe

>>28458848
>C. Say something else
"So far I've outlived 4 planets."
"I do have a good feeling that this one isn't going to blow up though."

>>28458908
Salta was talking about Vegeta, not Sampa

>>28458908

Zarbon survived you fucking mong.

>>28458868
>>28458908
>>28458941
>>28458970
"Yep, well, several actually" you tell him. "So far I've outlived 4 planets. Still, it's nothing new, the usual PTO shenanigans. I do have a good feeling that this one isn't going to blow up though."

He says nothing for a moment, then "I'm going to have to ask you to leave the planet."

>A. Okay

>B. No.

>C. Kill him

>D. Have Salta kill him

>E. Say something

>F. Something else

>>28459139
>"Or what, you'll force me off? I'd like to see you try"

>>28459139
"But I like it so much... Can I have it?"

>>28459139
E) "I need to use the bathroom first."

>>28459139
>E. Say something
"Well you don't exactly have ways of removing me do you?"
"Still, if you make it worth my while, I might oblige you."

>>28459262
Keys go with this. It's our completely assholeish and we might get something out of it

>>28459277
Its not*

>>28459179
>>28459191
>>28459214
>>28459262

"But I like it so much... Can I have it?" you ask.

"No" he tells you.

"I need to use the bathroom first" you whine.

"No" he repeats. "Now leave."

"Or what, you'll force me off? I'd like to see you try" you challenge.

He sighs and presses a button on his desk. Several armed aliens enter the room, and aim their guns at you.

>A. Kill them all

>B. Let Salta kill them, after all, you did promise.

>C. Say something

>D. Leave

>E. Something else

>>28459299
>>B. Let Salta kill them, after all, you did promise.
"looks like christmas came early this year!"

>>28459299
B) "Kill em all. Let god sort em out."

>>28459318
>>28459322
When did frank become such an asshole
Also if they have an interplanetary government were gonna be outlaws in another territory now...

>>28459299
E
Ki Strand the guns.

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>>28459350
>Being a Saiyan
>Not being an asshole
I shiggy

>>28459350
Franks a saiyan, he shouldn't take kindly to being told "leave this planet." Come on man, we've been playing nice, this dude's a dick and he needs to know who he's fucking with.

>>28459318
>>28459322
"Kill em all. Let God sort em out" you tell Salta.

She grins and holds out her right hand, palm facing upwards. A sphere of energy appears in it, and floats to the ceiling, where it explodes into several smaller blasts, which all hit a different target. Within seconds, everyone in the room other than you and her are dead.

"That was fun" she comments.

>A. Say something

>B. Leave

>C. Something else

lolsorandum lets kill everione xD

>>28459463
>A. Say something
"Wanna go shopping?"

>>28459463
>>A. Say something
>Beautiful. Feels good to be bad.
>Damn, we should have gotten some info about the ki storm out of him

>>28459496
>>28459504
Vote on these

>>28459463
>A. Say something
"Shit, we should have left the bossman alive."

>>28459463
Somnius, I am so glad your thread is here today, man. At least one good thing in a shitty day.

>>28459463
...
A. Goddamnit, next time remind me to say "Leave the head honcho alive." Now we can't blackmail him.

>>28459608
No. They're both dumb.

>>28459679
You alright, anon?

>>28459463
>Kill em all.
Well, there's stupid evil for you. No need to ask about the ki storm or anything...

>>28459725
>Implying we needed the mayor that wanted us to leave his planet to do an investigation.

>>28459716
Let's leave it at "someone lied to me really badly".
I'm better now that I have something to take my mind off from real life. Thanks again

>>28459463
>A. "Nice work, now let's investigate that anomaly"

>>28459504
>>28459619
>>28459705
>>28459725
"Goddamnit, next time remind me to say "Leave the head honcho alive." Now we can't blackmail him" you tell Salta.

"What exactly did you plan on blackmailing him about?" she asks.

"Well, I'm really curious about that area we couldn't sense" you tell her.

"Well then" she responds. "Simple solution, we go see it for ourselves."

>A. Sounds good

>B. Bad idea

>C. Sounds good, but Spina and Fita should come too

>D. Good idea, but she should wait at the ship, and Spina and Fita should come with you

>E. Something else

>>28459798
Happy to help anon

>>28459804
>E. "I go alone with the Space Scout Probe, you and the others can watch the feed, if anything happens I am counting on a fast and strong evac"

>>28459804
E
>>28459822
this

>>28459822
Do we even have one of those things? It's a solid plan if we do. Otherwise, we should locate some scholars and ask them nicely this time around.

>>28459884
You bought one at a tech planet a little while ago

>>28459822
>>28459857
>>28459884
"I'll go alone with the Space Scout Probe, you and the others can watch the feed, if anything happens I am counting on a fast and strong evac" you tell her.

She sighs, clearly not happy about being left behind again. "Fine."

The two of you fly back to the ship, and Salta goes to fetch the probe.


>A. Go talk to Spina

>B. Go talk to Fita

>C. Go talk to Salta

>D. Wait for Salta to get the probe

>E. Something else

>>28459982
>E: Talk to the Space Probe.

>>28459982
>D. When she comes back tell her "Next mission you'll get some fun, I will stay home taking care of the baby while you slay some xenos, sounds good?"

>>28459982
>B. Go talk to Fita
>So, planet is a bust, people are territorial assholes, and there might be some sort of Energy eating abomination on the northern hemisphere.

>>28460039
This

>>28459982
>D
"Things got a little tense in town with the xenophobic locals, so everyone should be on the lookout for any sort of reaction."

>>28460039
>>28460054
>>28460051
Salta soon returns to you after a few minutes with the probe. She reminds you that it is controlled by remote, and that they'll be the ones using it, so move slow enough for it to keep up.

You tell her you understand, then say "Next mission you'll get some fun, I will stay home taking care of the baby while you slay some xenos, sounds good?"

She smirks "I'll hold you to that."

"Things got a little tense in town with the xenophobic locals, so everyone should be on the lookout for any sort of reaction" you warn her.

"Will do" she promises. "Good luck."

You and the probe fly to the area where the strange interference was coming from, which turns out to be a large desert. It seems pretty empty, but you fly through it nonetheless. You see nothing, until suddenly you see a massive palace.

You find it a bit odd when you first see it. It's off in the distance, but it is large and close enough where you should have seen it earlier. It also strikes you as odd that the probe doesn't seem to be following you anymore. It's flying around in different directions, as if not sure which way to go.

>A. Fly to the palace

>B. Turn back

>C. Something else

>>28460222
B) It could be a trap. Are you bringing Blanks into this, OP? You son of a bitch..

>>28460222
Grab Proby, and football carry it to the palace.

>>28460222
B: lets just get out of here, nothing good can come of this and we dont wanna worry the girls

>>28460222
>C. Grab the Probe and take it with us.

>>28460259
Blanks?

>>28460259
>>28460264
>>28460279
>>28460295
Deadlock

>>28460279
Let's play it safe. Reconvene at the ship.

>>28460352
Roll a Doice?

Rolled 1

>>28460352
>>28460377

1 = B
2 = C

>>28460332
http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Blank_(Psychic)

>>28460259
>>28460279
>>28460375
>>28460377
>>28460387
You grab the probe and fly back to the ship. Landing just outside it, you walk inside to see the girls waiting for you.

>A. Say something

>B. Check on the Sampan Children

>C. Eat

>D. Sleep

>E. Shower

>F. Something else

>>28460539
"I had a bad feeling about that place. We should probably just get out of here before they send in an army to kill us or something. Keep flying in the direction we were going"

>>28460539
.A, "Could you see anything with the probe?"

>>28460574
We shouldn't be cowards. Let's explore that place, but this time we'll go fully alone.
It's our path, and we must walk it alone.

>>28460539
'It's weird, like there is a field surrounding the area. A palace suddenly appeared in front of me. Maybe the field is hiding it and also hampers ki sensing? The probe also started to malfunction. For anybody on foot or on a vehicle that would equal death."

>>28460574
probably best to leave, this planet might send an army or something

>>28460667
I'd like to glass the planet to cover our tracks, but that would probably anger Fita.

So we challenge her to a fight and let HER destroy the planet.

>>28460667
So far they haven't shown us any sign of great strength.
Let's enjoy the adventure QM made for us, please?
I mean, if there's really an anomaly we should find out what it is, and if needed, destroy it. It's our duty as Manly Saiyans.

>>28460574
>>28460580
>>28460609
>>28460649
>>28460667
>>28460713
>>28460714
Okay guys, vote, stay or leave.

First to three wins

>>28460745
Stay, explore, have fun! Running is all the time is getting boring.

>B

>>28460745
Stay, adventure awaits.

>>28460713
That was more of an 'afterparty' thought. Stay.

>>28460745
explore, bring Spina

>>28460580
>>28460649
>>28460758
>>28460609
>>28460714
>>28460764
>>28460767
>>28460843
"Could you see anything with the probe?" you ask.

"We lost visual once you reached a certain point in the desert" Salta informs you. "Glad to see you're safe."

"It's weird, like there is a field surrounding the area. A palace suddenly appeared in front of me. Maybe the field is hiding it and also hampers ki sensing? The probe also started to malfunction. For anybody on foot or on a vehicle that would equal death" you say.

"Sounds exciting!" Fita says with a grin.

>A. You're going back, and taking all of them

>B. You're going back, and taking Fita and Spina

>C. You're going back, taking Salta and Spina

>D. You're going back, taking Salta and Fita

>E. You're going back, taking Fita

>F. You're going back, taking Spina

>G. You're going back, taking Salta

>H. Something else

>>28460960
>A
ROAD TRIP!

>>28460960
F: shes been getting stronger, fita should stay back and take care of Salta in case anything happens

>>28460960

A. Does the ship have a remote control of some sort so we could send it into orbit with the kids, then when we are done call it back with the push of a button?

>>28460960
>F. "Someone needs to take care of the children, and Salta and Fita together should be able to handle any enemies" "I want Spina to follow me, in case I need some help"

>>28460960
>>B. You're going back, and taking Fita and Spina

>>28460960
We need someone to take care of the kids

>>28460983
>>28460991
>>28461031
>>28461035
Deadlock

>>28461101
Eh, A. I'm sure the kids will be fine, it's not like the goverment is going to get their shit together and launch a counter attack or simply blow the ship up so we can't escape while they radio in for their actual elite forces.

>>28461152
Ok this is a bad idea.
>>28461101
Leave Salta and Fita with the kiddies.

>>28461152
>>28460983
>>28461031
Okay...A wins, did not see that coming

>>28461176
I think he was being sarcastic

>>28461152
You are a fucking idiot.

>>28461234
Agreed. If it wasn't sarcasm then he's a huge moron.

>>28461226
In that case

>>28460983
>>28460991
>>28461031
>>28461035
Deadlock, serious votes only people

>>28461176
Two of those posts are mine, actually.

>>28461255
A

>>28461255
Take spina, leave Fita and Salta guarding the place.

>>28461255
take spina, leave everyone else. tell them if anything happens to leave the planet and pick us up a few miles north of where we are now in 5 hours

>>28461255
Take Spina with us.

>>28461281
And place means Ship.

>>28460991
>>28461035
>>28461281
>>28461301
>>28461304
F wins, update in a few minutes

>>28460991
>>28461035
>>28461167
>>28461281
>>28461301
>>28461304
"Someone needs to take care of the children, and Salta and Fita together should be able to handle any enemies" you say. "I want Spina to follow me, in case I need some help."

Spina grins. "It would be my pleasure. Come on!" she shouts as she rushes out of the ship and takes off.

You follow close behind, and soon you are in the desert once again. Just as before, the palace appears out of nowhere. As you get closer, you notice a large pit beside it, and a pair of stone statues at the palace entrance.

>A. Go to the palace entrance

>B. Go to the pit

>C. Turn back

>D. Something else

>>28461548
A) This would be where I kept my trophy of Zarbon's head.. If I had one."

>>28461548

>D. Something else
Try to sense Ki while inside the field.

>>28461548
D: key sense->A palace entrance

>>28461548
>B. Check the pit of doom. Also try making a small ball of ki, just to check how far the disruption goes.

>>28461578
This. Then >>28461574

>>28461548

A. Palace Entrance

Go and study the Statue when you get there. Make sure to not speak in harsh tones but only act as curious wanderers.

>>28461574
>>28461578
>>28461590
>>28461601
>>28461612
You try to sense ki inside the field, and immediately grab your head as horrible pain shoots through it. You shake your head and the pain subsides. After warning Spina what happened when you tried sensing ki in there, you fly towards the palace, landing in front of the statues. They look like two men with their arms folded over their chests.


>A. Touch the statues

>B. Destroy the statues

>C. Enter the palace

>D. Something else

>>28461667
A) Somnius, you can't expect us NOT to touch the statues when you give us that choice.

>>28461667
C.

>>28461667
>A. Touch the statues, in the crotch area.

>>28461667
B, don't want no guardians backstabing us.

>>28461667
>C
Don't fuck with the statues.

>>28461667

D. Ask the statues for entrance.

Politely of course.

>>28461723
fucking this
I wanna see Spina's reaction.

>>28461723
yeah do this

>>28461723
This idea is better. Voting for it instead

>>28461723
>>28461758
>>28461781
Fourth'd.

>>28461723
>>28461758
>>28461781
You walk in front of the two statues and bow. "Hello...uh...statue people. I err, humbly request entrance to this palace."

The statues say nothing. You rise, and turn to face Spina, who is looking at you like you are absolutely insane.

"You know, it's moments like this that scare me. Because moments like this are when I really let the fact that you're the only male member of our race sink in" she tells you.

>A. Say something

>B. Go into palace

>C. Touch statues

>D. Destroy statues

>E. Something else

>>28461834
>A. "I've seen robot statues before, trust me: you don't want to piss them."
>C. Check the statues, look for a power switch, a cable or a sensor

>>28461834
A) "I figured they were bouncers with their arms crossed like that. We're in the space boonies, there could be anything out here."
Then, C)

>>28461834
>E
"Hey, we're in uncharted territory here. There could have easily been living statues."

Then go inside, because clearly standing around outside is a waste of time.

>>28461834
B
>Hey, it was worth a shot

>>28461834
"Well then I guess I'm lucky you have no other choices"
B: Go inside

>>28461834
"You named a carnivorous murder machine Fluffy, you have no room to complain."

>>28461834
A. "Everyone's a critic...I really need to start coming up with better material..."

Then B.

>>28461834

A. Say something

Great people of the maze of the Palace, those who seek to disrupt the seekers of knowledge, I am coming of my own volition, without fear of reprisal for my quest is just and noble and my intentions for the beings of my race pure.

No malice drives me onward. The only hate in my heart is the hatred for those who have wronged me. Be forewarned however, I come only in peace. Should you seek aggression against me that which is incurred will be inflicted seven upon seven fold. For peace will be met with peace, and violence with unspeakable horror.

Then

E. Go into the palace

Do a Point at your eyes, then point at the statues eyes before you enter.

>>28461889
>you named a furless, featherless, carnivorous murder machine Fluffy, you have no room to complain.

I really think we need to mention the fact that the dinosaur is bald.

>>28461889
this

>>28461834
I resemble that remark

>>28461866
>>28461858
>>28461889
>>28461898
>>28461933
>>28461935
>>28461963
"I figured they were bouncers with their arms crossed like that. We're in the space boonies, there could be anything out here" you tell her as you proceed to touch the statues.

She rolls her eyes "It was still ridiculous of you."

"You named a carnivorous murder machine Fluffy, you have no room to complain" you respond. You continue to touch the statues, only for nothing to happen.

She growls at you "Fluffy is a sweetheart! He is the Tyrannosaurus that only loves!"

>A. Say something

>B. Destroy statues

>C. Enter palace

>D. Something else

>>28462017
>C. Enter the palace, with the right foot first.

>>28462017
D) If we have like paper money or something, we should put it on one of the statues feet and say
"Here you go, big guy." Then, C)

>>28462031

Yes, it must be the right foot first.

Seconding.

>>28462031
Thirding.

>>28462031
>>28462079
>>28462108
You walk past the statues, and enter the palace, right foot first. After taking a few steps, you come before a massive door. Spina attempts to push it open, but it will not budge. Upon closer inspection, you find that there are four panels in the door, each a different color.

One is white, one is red, one is yellow, one is black.

>A. Touch the white

>B. Touch the red

>C. Touch the yellow

>D. Touch the black

>E. Something else

>>28462153
>E. Red, White, Black, Yellow

>>28462153
>>B. Touch the red

>>28462153

B. Touch the Red

It is our Aura Color, so it would be pertinent that we touch it first.

>>28462153
while flying, use one limb for every color

>>28462153
Black, white, yellow, red: nigredo, albedo, citronitas, rubedo.

>>28462169
>>28462174
>>28462181
You reach out and touch the red panel, which begins to glow faintly. You wait to see if anything else happens, but nothing does.

Perhaps you should hit another one now?

>A. White

>B. Yellow

>C. Black

>D. Red again

>E. Something else

>>28462240
>C
Black.

>>28462240
B, Yellow.

>>28462240
black

>>28462240
pull the door.

>>28462240
>D
Tap red again, see if two taps turns it back off. Which is important if we needed to hit them in a sequence.

>>28462240
>White

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>>28462283
>>28462281
>>28462278
>>28462276
>>28462261
>>28462254
I'm betting everything I own on this. So 3 dollars and this laptop.

>>28462203
... you're thinking Magnum Opus?

>>28462254
>>28462276
No option has 3, but black has 2. If there is no winner in 5 minutes, black wins

>>28462276
black

>>28462302
Do this.

>>28462307
That's what I was thinking, yeah. I was also wondering if pressing red would de-select it, but it seems >>28462388 has tipped things in favor of plowing on ahead.

>>28462254
>>28462276
>>28462388
You touch the black panel. The red one stops glowing, and there is a low rumbling sound. Turning, you see the statues moving towards Spina, who takes to the sky and starts blasting them with ki blasts, to no effect.

>A. Charge

>B. Energy attacks

>C. Ki kick

>D. Dijon Driller

>E. Ki Strands

>F. Something else

>>28462428
Why her, though?
>E. Ki Strands
>F Tell her to touch the black panel

>>28462428
Just a question, what was the right answer?

>F. RWBY

>>28462428
f

Blast a hole in the ground below the statues, let them fall in.

>>28462428
"I knew we should have tipped!" then, >>28462472

>>28462428
F: RWBY

>>28462472
Thirded.

>>28462472
>>28462490
>>28462510
"I knew we should have tipped!" you shout, creating two large ki blasts and shooting them at the ground under the statues. The blasts create a massive hole, which the statues fall into.

Spina flies up to you, and you turn back to the door.

>A. White

>B. Red

>C. Yellow

>D. Black

>E. Something else

>>28462531
>A. White

>>28462531
Red, White.

>>28462531
>Red

>>28462531
E: RWBY

>>28462531
>E. Red, White, Black, Yellow

>>28462576
God damn, dude. Red didn't work at the start. It's not "RWBY".

>>28462604
Red DID work, some idiot chose black instead of white, which was next

>>28462604
Red worked, Black activated security.

>>28462561
>>28462564
>>28462579
>>28462576
Deadlock

>>28462531
Just so you know, if it actually IS a lameass reference to RWBY, I'm... well, there's really nothing I can threaten you with, but I'll be severely disappointed.

>>28462648
Red, White, Black and Yellow and RWBY are the same bro.

>>28462648
Just punch in "RWBY" and get it over with.

>>28462666
There was already a reference to RWBY in a previous thread. But ok, opinions are opinions, I see nothing wrong with the series (though I have to admit it takes a lot to make me dislike something)

>>28462690
Oh, don't get me wrong. I don't hate the series or anything. But the reference would seem like it was forced into the story by hands of ham.

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>>28462747
Maybe this DB alternate universe is connected via portal to RWBY's universe. Or maybe... maybe this is the RWBY universe, and the RWBY planet is in a different Kaioshin's domain!

>>28462785
Or maybe it's a door code.

>>28462576
>>28462579
>>28462679
>>28462687
You touch the red panel, which glows faintly once more. Then the white, which begins glowing as well. You then press the black, which also glows, then the yellow, which for some reason glows gold.

The door swings open. That's it, no dramatics, no rumbling, no slow opening. They open like any other doors.

"Well, that was disappointing" Spina tells you.

The two of you walk through the doors into a long corridor. The two of use ki to light your way as you walk carefully down it. At the end of the corridor, there is a wall. A message is written on it.

"To pass further, you must answer aloud the question."

You see the question below it.

"This force has no weapons, but it can destroy an army, or even a nation. What is it?"

>A. Love

>B. Hunger

>C. Beauty

>D. Something else

>>28462822
>D. Fear

>>28462822
D: My dick

>>28462822
B.

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>>28462822
>>>28462579
Time

>>28462822
>D
Nature. "Force of Nature".

>>28462862
>>28462860
>>28462848
>>28462841
>>28462822
negroids

>>28462841
>>28462848
>>28462871
Vote on these

>>28462822
A

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>>28462881
>>28462871
>>28462862
>>28462860
>>28462848
>>28462841

>>28462896
>Fear.

>>28462871
This, then.

>>28462896
Voting for >>28462871

Time isn't a "force", per se. Nor is fear. Nature, however, is often referred to as a "force".

>>28462822
B

>>28462871
>>28462922
>>28462939
"Nature, force of nature" you say.

Another message appears in the wall. "This answer is acceptable."

The wall rises, revealing more corridor beyond. The two of you continue to walk, it steadily getting darker despite your ki.

"Are you afraid?"

>A. Say something

>B. Keep walking

>C. Something else

>>28462995
>A
"Of a few things, yes."

>>28462995
>A.
"Not of the dark"

>>28462995
A: "Who said that? Spina?"

>>28462995
>A. "One who is not afraid is a fool, true courage is to act despite our fears, aware of the risks but willing to sacrifice our own lives to do what we must."

>>28462995
Scream "Who said that!" in an exaggerated manner, then troolface.

>>28462995
>A. "Are YOU afraid?" Make a psycho face

>>28463082
>trollface

oops

>>28463059
This. We poetic now!

>>28463114
You find my text poetic? K

>>28463024
>>28463034
both of these

>>28463024
>>28463034
>>28463037
>>28463059
>>28463082
>>28463103
"Not of the dark" you respond, "But of a few things, yes. Are YOU afraid?"

"Uhh...what about the dark?" Spina asks. "Are you talking to me?"

>A. Say something

>B. Keep walking

>C. Something else

>>28463140
...

Do not reveal telepathy. Especially when you recently read her mind.

>>28463140
>A. "The shadow spirits talk to me, they ask me questions. I wonder if they will request any sacrifices" Light a ball of Ki and use it to illuminate our faces in a scary way.

>>28463140
>You didn't hear it? Interesting

>>28463140
"Nothin' babe, i dint say nothin'"

>>28463140
>A. "Oh nothing. Just having a psychotic break again."
Then keep walking.

>>28463162
This has nothing to do with our telepathy, it's probably the shadow spirit talking to us. We should worship it so it may teach us the arts of the shadows.

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>>28463164
Fucking this

>>28463140
>A
"Ah, sorry. Turns out someone else in here happens to be a telepath."

>>28463162
>>28463164
>>28463169
>>28463171
>>28463188
>>28463191
>>28463194
>>28463196
"You didn't hear it?" you ask "Interesting. You see, the shadow spirits talk to me, they ask me questions. I wonder if they will request any sacrifices." You another ball of ki and use it to illuminate your face in a frightening way.

Spina looks legitimately freaked out "Uhh...please tell me you're just trying to be funny."

>A. Say something

>B. Keep walking

>C. Something else

>>28463296
>A+B. "Of course, you silly. I'd never harm you, unless you were into that kind of stuff" Grin and then keep walking.

>>28463296
A. Please don't sacrifice anyone.

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>>28463296
>>B. Keep walking
You got something good here

>>28463296
>A
"I was trying to be funny, but there's also legitimately someone in here talking to me telepathically."

>>28463319
Yeah this.
Didn't Some say she goes commando? She's the kinkier sister right? She's probably into that

>>28463296
"Just getting back at you for what you said earlier. I'll stop."

>>28463319
This.

>>28463356
She goes commando yes, but Salta is actually the kinkier one by far

>>28463319
seconding

>>28463337
>>28463319
>>28463357
Mixing these in some way could produce good results.

>>28463334
For now we pretend it's all play, but the dark gods have our loyalty...

>>28463319
>>28463358
>>28463372
>>28463356
"Of course, you silly. I'd never harm you, unless you were into that kind of stuff" you tell her. With a grin, you keep walking as Spina makes a disgusted sound.

"Ugh..is that really a thing? That's not really a thing, is it?" she asks. You don't answer. "Is it really a thing? Oh my god, it's really a thing...that's messed up."

>A. Say something

>B. Keep walking

>C. Something else

>>28463406
"Ask your sister about it."

>>28463406
>A+B. "Be damn sure it's a thing. In fact, ask your sister." Give her our best Brian Blessed Laughter