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Scavengers, Trespassers, Adventurers, Lolis, Killers, Explorers, Robbers.

YOU ARE LOLI,

And you are currently selling your service as an errand girl for Beard the barman.

When she thought you were out of earshot, your mother used to whisper to Papa about how she was worried that her darling daughter might end up having to "sell her services to hairy old men in dingy bars" if he couldn't bring more money home.
You absentmindedly wonder if this is what she was imagining as you heft bag full of weapons and ammunition into a more comfortable position to carry for a long distance.

The boat you need to get to is only a few hundred meters downstream from you, but when you're carrying a bag that weighs more than you do, it might as well be a mile. You start trudging through the muck of the dried riverbed towards your destination.

[ ]Let's get this over with quickly.
[ ]Slow and steady. Don't wanna tire yourself out.
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>>28435343
Previous threads available on suptg at
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Loli%20STALKER

I also have a Twitter for updates, @Timeline_Guy
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>>28435343
[ ]Slow and steady. Don't wanna tire yourself out.

We are always in danger lately, so be prepared.
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>>28435470
second
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>>28435527
third
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What happened to our gravity manipulating artifact?
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>>28435779
>It got looted by the guys in the bunker who shotgunned you. Along with almost everything else you own(ed).
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>>28435779
Lost with almost everything else during our visit to the bunker.
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>>28435799
>>28435810
ffffuck
Did that include our chocolate? Can we get a general inventory update?
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>>28435343
The ground in the area is pretty rough, uneven and worse - soggy. Your feet sink deep with each step, and your progress is horrendously slow. There's no point in rushing though, you wouldn't take much time off the trip for being hasty. You take it slow, one step at a time; firmly planting one foot into the ground, shifting the weight of the bag to that side, then pivoting to bring the other foot forwards.
This method keeps you nice and steady on your feet, even if you are moving at a snail's pace in the open ground. It should be fine though. You are still within the shadow of the icebreaker wreck, with the reassuring presence of the guard pacing its top deck above you-

"PSST, girl get down!" He hisses at you, whipping his gun around to face some new threat currently hidden from you by the ship's bulkheads.

[ ]Hit the floor.
[ ]Drop the bag and pull a gun.
[ ]Get back to cover.
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>>28435845
We have no chocolate. If this job goes well, we can try to buy some.
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>>28435845
Of course.

INVENTORY:

Clothes
-Camouflaged cargo pants
-Bright pink thin leather belt (floral)
-bandages
-white socks
-trainers

Cash
- -100

Hello Kitty backpack
-Can of dubious food

Body armour (open)
-empty

Weapons
-Pistol, 2 magazines

Survival Gear
-Torch
-Detector

Bag of Guns
-???
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>>28435914
[ ]Hit the floor.
Do not abandon the bag! We cannot fail our first job!
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>>28435914
Do not lose that bag under any circumstances
Pull a gun and be ready to defend
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>>28435914
We've got someone defending us, hit the ground
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>>28436148
Second
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>>28435914
You hit the ground, dropping the bag in front of you as a quick defensive screen and tuck yourself in behind it. You immediately sink several inches into the muck (as does the bag), and face the direction of the fresh threat.
The guard goes to one knee, keeping his aim steady but not firing. You can make out the sound of something, lots of somethings, squelching into the mud. It's getting louder, fast. A dog barks.
It's close.

Suddenly, around the corner of the barge, a mass of flesh and hooves appears, kicking up mud and water. The screeching of panicked wild pigs tears at your ears. You barely have time to duck back down below the bag before the first hoof passes over your head. It's all you can do to curl in as tight as you can as the herd of creatures rushes over you. Another bark to your left, and a snarl to your right. An inhuman squeal of pain, and one of the pig-things crashes to the ground next to you, sliding several yards through the muck. You turn your head to watch as a blur of movement resolves into the shape of two wilds dogs leaping to bite and tear at the fallen beast.

[ ]Get up and run for the barge.
[ ]Don't move.
[ ]Draw your pistol and shoot them.
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>>28436273
>Always with the forgetting of the images...
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>>28436273
[ x ]Get up and run for the barge.

But slowly, and with the bag. The dogs have their prey, hopefully they'll leave us alone. The guy up top has us covered, but keep eyes on them and be ready to drop the bag and draw our gun.
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>>28436273
[ ]Don't move.

The guard is surely going to help right, so wait for either him or they to do something, but be ready to draw.
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>>28436477
The bag is large and packed with guns. It will make noise. Sudden noise when they probably had not noticed us would be perceived as a threat, surely?
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>>28436562
Not if we're moving away from them I think. They aren't between us and the barge right? I'm more concerned with the possibility of us attracting more if either we or the guard are forced to shoot. Typically there are more than two dogs in a pack. I think it would be best to try and get out without shooting rather than waiting for them to notice us.
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>>28436634
I am just not sure dogs will perceive anything other than sudden movement right next to them and their precious kill. We might be able to make it out unnoticed but with the bag would probably mean god awful DC.
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>>28436823
As I recall it, dogs don't like attacking anyone unless they have them severely out numbered. We are pretty small though, but it IS just two dogs with a fresh kill. Moving away slowly should be an option, not running.
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>>28436922
Hm, well, for the purpose of breaking the tie so we can move on, I will give in and change my vote of not moving to yours, but I refuse to like it.
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>Attempting to move slow can be an option.
>Unless otherwise stated, >[x]Other is always an option.
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>>28437057
I can respect that.

>>28437072
>Move away slowly.
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>>28437100
Posting to confirm my vote as the second vote for this. All but the two of us seem to have fallen silent on this decision.
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>>28436273
Turning away from the gore-fest of the dogs ripping apart their fresh kill, you place one hand into the muck ready to push yourself up. The other, you place on the bag. Standing up slowly, you look over your shoulder to make sure you haven't disturbed them and see-

Three more dogs, who were coming back from the fleeing herd, are completely still, alert, staring right at you.
You can tell that they're just waiting for a provocation to go for you.

Keeping eye contact with the closest, you move very slowly back towards the barge. The guard is not making a sound, just watching the scene unfold.

However, you're stopped in your tracks by a low growling very close by. Between you and the barge.
A very large, snub-nosed wolf is waiting for you.

[DC 10 Uh oh...]
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Rolled 16

>>28437224
This part always goes well?
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Rolled 19

>>28437224
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Rolled 17

>>28437224
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>>28437224
>>28437249
>>28437259
>>28437326

The moment your eyes meet, your body reacts. With all the might you can muster, you heave the bag forwards at the wolf. At the same instant, it tries to leap for you but crashes into the bag. Before they've even hit the ground, you've pulled your pistol from your waistband and fire a round into the mass of snarling fur. It falls with a yelp, but you know you didn't hit it anywhere fatal.

[+1 Shooty]

A long burst of gunfire above you informs you that the guard is similarly engaging the pack of dogs behind you, though to what success you wouldn't know.

[ ]Hold your ground
[ ]Finish the wolf off.
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>>28437249
>>28437259
>>28437326

We good.
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>>28437339
>[x]Finish the wolf off.

Seriously. We can't even hold our ground if we have to worry about two sides.
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Rolled 14

>>28437360
Voting this.
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>>28437387
fug, forgot to clear the field.
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>>28437360
Germany teaches us not to fight on two fronts. Finish the fucker off, pray it is the leader and its death will demoralize the rest.
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>>28437457
Again 'as I recall' the flat nosed wolves tend to be pack leaders yeah.
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>>28437339
You don't give it a chance to get back up. Aiming and squeezing again, you place another round into the beast's brain. It slumps into the muck and moves no more. Without another wasted moment, you spin to face the rest. One is wounded badly already, lingering near the back of the pack. The others are showing various degrees of superficial damage.
All are charging headlong at you.

The guard fires again and the dog closest to your suddenly plunges head-first into the ground. The second veers off sideways and begins frantically barking.
The charge breaks, and all four remaining dogs hightail across the riverbed as fast as they can manage.

"Well," sighs the guard above you, "that was messier than it could have been. Good luck out there, girl. Be safe." He turns away without further ado, and returns to patrolling the deck.

You shrug, and heft the bag back into a carrying position and return to your slow but steady trudging through the mud.
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>>28437573
The short trip proceeds without further incident, and you soon arrive at your destination. As you approach, you can see movement inside the wrecked barge, and a watchman on the deck is facing towards you. As you get within hailing range, he raises his rifle at you.

"A'ight, that's close enough. Wha'd'you want?" He's dressed in grey camouflage with a helmet and goggles covering his face.

"I'm bringing a delivery from Beard," you answer him confidently. The man glances over his shoulder and mutters for a few moments to someone you can't see.

Then, "...yeah. Sure," he calls back to you. "I'm Roe. Just leave the bag there and go. We'll grab it."

[ ]Leave the bag there.
[ ]"Aren't you supposed to pay me?"
[ ]Insert other.
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>>28437716
Five grand, please.
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>>28437716
Payment pls
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>>28437716
>[ ]"Aren't you supposed to pay me?"
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>>28437716

[ x ]"Aren't you supposed to pay me?"

Loli needs money for medical bills, ammunition, and chocolate.
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>>28437716
Pay me or i keep it
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>>28437716
[x ]Insert other. ''Not until I see some money.
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>>28437716
You tilt your head quizzically to one side. "Uhm... Aren't you supposed to be paying me? Beard said it would be five grand..."

"Geh- ah, five grand was it? Righ', yeah. Course." He looks over his shoulder, nods once, then "I got five grand right here," he states as he looks back to you down his rifle.

You sigh in exasperation.

[DC 12 Nimble check]
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Rolled 9

>>28437907
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Rolled 2

>>28437907
This is getting old, assholes.
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Rolled 5

>>28437907
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Rolled 13

>>28437907
This is going to be bad...
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>>28437948
>>28437959
>>28437974

uuugh, seriously? Why does this keep happening, its not fun...I seriously hope we got some hidden bonuses behind the screen.
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>>28437948
>>28437959
>>28437974
Such is life in the Zone
But seriously 12 is not a hard roll, what the fuck
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Rolled 3

>>28437907
>>28437948
>>28437959
>>28437974
Before he pulls the trigger, you've already started moving. You drop the bag and sprint for the door to the ship's interior as he opens up, a hail of gunfire raining down around you.
Your sudden motion throws most of the rounds off target, but one bullet finds its mark.

[DC 11 BULLETS CAN'T STOP ME!]
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>>28438031
Herr QM modifies the dc, not the rolls. Be glad that simply being slightly below usually does not mean total failure. Despite complaints otherwise, he is usually merciful in the sense that our failures are not nearly as severe as they usually would be in the setting.
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Rolled 4

>>28438085
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Rolled 3

>>28438085
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>>28438085
>Rolled 3

>The dice gods seem to favor your right arm...
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Rolled 17

>>28438085
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>>28438121
We apparently need to learn how to be a lefty...
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>>28438127
Thank fucking god
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>>28438127
I am in time, right?
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>>28438100
No lie, we could have been dead 10 times over by now
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>>28438085
>>28438103
>>28438108
>>28438127

The round impacts your right arm, in almost exactly the same spot as your still-fresh injury. You gasp as the momentum almost knocks you off balance and lightly winds you, but you keep up your pace and smash bodily into the doorway. A crunching sound as the door grudgingly gives way to you informs you of the former presence of someone waiting for you to breach. The idiot didn't even leave space for you to open it.

The scene greeting you inside is one of darkness and blood.
Despite the late afternoon daylight outside, there are no windows inside the wreck and the only light is from the doorway you just opened. It gives you enough light to make out the messy ruin of a youngish man wearing brown leathers slumped heavily against the bulkhead before you. To your left, behind the door is a man in grey camouflage very similar to the man upstairs. You gave him a good knock on the head, but he's very likely still alive.

You can hear confused, muffled shouting coming from the cargo hold next door.

>Actions?
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Daily reminder that our first objective is finding Doggy.

He was the wolf that was running towards us in happiness that we just shot.
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>>28438290

I guess check them for anything useful if not, maybe prepare Ambush?...
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>>28438290
What is the color of the hair of the two men?
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>>28438290
Knife the two men, quickly check if they have anything useful.
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>>28438311
pls
>>28438420
seconding this roe was supposed to be young and have blond hair, i think that guy was a bandit. if he looks like roe go to the cargo hold, there could be imprisoned loners we can help
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>>28438290
Weapons? Anything that looks wieldy and better than ours, acquire, then get ready to fire at the door. Also if the man is still conscious, neutralize him. Too late for peaceful resolutions, priority is surviving.
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>>28438457
also did we see the hair color of the guy who shot us
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Rolled 4

>>28438465
This.

>>28438457
I wouldn't be surprised if they're locked in, and we may not have time to search the guy we knocked out for a key.
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>>28438522
I really need to remember to clear my email field.
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>>28438290
Open the bag.

seriously. If its gun's, we need em now
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>>28438685
We dropped the heavier-than-loli bag when shooting began.
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>>28438685
We dropped the bag back there
>>28438085
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>>28438290
The man in brown doesn't appear to have anything useful on him, but the man in grey is armed to the teeth. You can hear the sound of boots on steel getting closer next door though, so you can't search him fast. You take a moment to pull his short army-style bayonet from its sheath and drag it through his neck. A short gargle and a splash of blood tell you that what needs doing is done, and you grab for his rifle. You recognize the shape of this one. It's like the one all the Americans have in the movies, but it seems a bit shorter. It's also got a bunch of stuff stuck to the barrel.

You duck in behind the still-open door and face the bulkhead doorway. As you bring the sights up to it, you realize the normal metal pipers have been covered by a little glass object on the top of the gun. And where you're pointing the gun, a little red dot is floating inside the glass. Huh. Point and shoot aiming?
You hear the boot steps reach the doorway, and your attention is pulled back into the moment.

[ ]Rush the doorway.
[ ]Fire on the doorway as soon as it opens.
[ ]Wait for them to come in.
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>>28438707
Well, if we can get to, it probably will have something useful in it.

I wonder if we can even fit loli into an exo...
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>>28438731
Other: Allow at least one to get in here and another to be in the doorway before we start firing.
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>>28438731
>loli has acquired a knife
Did anyone else just feel the earth tremble? As awesome as knives are, let's go with >>28438752
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>>28438752
This.
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>>28438731
Ambush them

And you didn't answer what were the hair colors of the people? Young and blond isn't that common in the Zone
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>>28438752
This.
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>>28438854
>The two in grey were wearing helmets, and the messy ruin is too messy of a ruin to tell in this light.
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Woaw, so many agreeing with me.
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>>28438731
Wait for them to come in and kill them all
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>>28438731
You brace yourself as the other side of the door goes quiet. After a few long seconds, it bursts open. You wait, rifle trained on the gap waiting for a solid target. None presents itself.
After a few more heartbeats of silence, there's a flicker of movement as something is tossed into the room.

Just in time, you deduce what would've been thrown into an occupied room. You're barely fast enough in pulling your body back into shelter behind the door before a flash and thunderclap fills your senses.

Opening your eyes and looking back around, you're please to find that you're not blinded, only deaf. And two men have just rushed through the door.

[DC 6 Say hello to my little friend]
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Rolled 6

>>28439086
DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE
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>>28439086
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Rolled 13

>>28439086
The dice will surely grant us this at least.
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Rolled 20

>>28439086

pew pew pew
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Rolled 11

>>28439117
SHIT how'd i balls it?
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>>28439130
Why do I get the feeling this is about to happen?
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>>28439130
That could not be less needed, but I welcome this roll regardless.
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>>28439130
>>28439153
About time
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>>28439130
More like dead dead dead, it seems. Damn I'm good.

>>28439139
Nice thing of you to do, so I get that 20.

>>28439155
Yeeah, but its still nice.
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>>28439173
>Hubris
Please do not get us cursed again, anon. Proper respect should be given to our Lord, The Dice, for bestowing his blessed rolls upon our unworthy souls.
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>>28439086
>>28439130
As you pull it up to meet your foes, the rifle feels far too cumbersome in your hands. Bringing it up, however, your left hand brushes against a second trigger on the big thing stuck on the bottom of the barrel.

"SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!", you scream at the top of your lungs as you pull it.
Both men snap their weapons onto you in an instant as you reveal yourself, but not fast enough to stop the second barrel of your rifle emitting its heavy WHUMP, tossing its payload through the air. It connects with the face of the first breacher with a crack, bounces from him to smack into the back of the second's helmet before rebounding again, into doorway behind them and detonating into a surprisingly large ball of instant death. The two are thrown flat by the concussive wave, most probably already dead. You also hear another scream from the other side of the doorway, presumably another casualty.

As the dust clears, there are panicked shouts and cries from the deck above you; and an ominous creaking sound.
Before you can react further, the bulkhead before you distorts as the top of the doorway caves in onto the weakened support. As it does so, the roof above it loses its primary support and shifts its weight also onto the weakened metal. As one, in an unstoppable avalanche, the entire bulkhead suddenly gives way and caves in, bringing the deck and everything on it crashing down into the cargo hold.
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>>28439254

You are right. Forgive me DICE LORD!
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>>28439343
Oops?
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>>28439343
You stand, staring in shock at the sudden brutal destruction you just wrought. A number of pained cries echo through the rubble before you, as well as a light crackling sound.
You're pulled from your shock by a glimpse of gold through the doorway before you. Among the collection of grey-clad men writhing in pain is a man in dark green clothes flecked with brown with pretty locks of golden hair. You step into the room and grab him by the arm, pulling him out through the open door to the outside with you.

"Hi there! You wouldn't happen to be Roe, would you? I've been kind of looking for you."

He stares at you in a complete daze.
"The others... where are my friends?" He asks you in a broken voice.

As you try to formulate a response about how you haven't seen his friends, nor have any idea where they might be, a thought occurs to you. A crackling sound inside. After you set off an explosion in a confined space. Where a fuel tank would probably have been kept...

"Roe? Get down please~!" You shunt him unceremoniously onto the ground, and drop to the floor yourself.

As you do so, the entire rear end of the barge is transformed into a gigantic explosive ball of fire and thick black smoke.
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>>28439513
>>28439343
We are Loli, destroyer of worlds.
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>>28439513
>where ever we go destruction is soon to follow.....

Also who is Roe can someone joggle my memory please?
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This isn't going to do anything good for our rep is it?
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>>28439589
Intended recipient of delivery. That is all we know.
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>>28439513
Once the heat wave as passed you, you look up around around at the scene of devastation. Fortunately, the impromptu demolitions seem to have been contained to the rear half of the ship. The front is almost completely intact, apart from one heavily secured door which is now hanging from its hinges. As your eyes pass over it, you detect movement from inside the door. You ready yourself for more threats before you notice that the figures now stumbling from the small room are all unarmed, and clothed in various greens, blacks and browns. None of the greys or helmets are to be seen among them.

The blonde lifts his own head from the muck and sees the emergent survivors too. With more vigor than he's shown thus far, he spring to his feet and rushes towards them, exclaiming in happiness at their survival.

You give the fortunate survivors a few minutes to calm themselves and congratulate each other on making it out of the situation alive, before interrupting.
"Ano, excuse me, Mr. Roe? I brought you your package," you say gesturing at the bag a few feet behind you. "Beard said you're supposed to be paying me? He said it would be five grand..."

The entire group turns slowly to stare dumbfounded at you.
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>>28439693
Well fuck bitches, we have a job and we did just save their asses.
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>>28439708
I think we should get drunk with them.
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>>28439693
[Reputation +1]

After a few more pointed phrases, you manage to make your intentions clear to the shell-shocked group. Roe produces the required money, one of his colleagues grabs the weapons bag, and your job is done. Now you just need to make it back to Beard.
While you're thinking this to yourself, Roe looks to you once more.
"Would you... like us to escort you back to Skadovsk? It's uh, not much, but it's the least we could do after... that."

[ ]Take up the offer.
[ ]Decline, go on your own.
[ ]Decline, go elsewhere.
[ ]Decline, ask to join them.
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>>28439745
>[ ]Take up the offer.

It will help our rep and we ARE accident prone....
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>>28439745
[ ]Take up the offer.
and be really fucking cute
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>>28439745
Now now, we don't want to leave our debts unpaid, take up the offer and ask to join them when we can pay off our debt
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>>28439745
>[ ]Decline, go on your own.
Unless you're headed that way too, it's like a few hundred meters. I'll be fine.
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>>28439745
If they want to thank us, we do like chocolate... If they have any maybe?
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>>28439745
> [x] Take up the offer

Also ask for chocolate.

Disregard bitches, Acquire chocolate.
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>>28439745
Thank you, onii-chan!
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>>28439745
[x]Take up the offer, but tell them you can't guarantee their safety as we're a magnet for danger.
I mean, why not?
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>>28439745
You hop up next to him and beam brightly, "thank you Onii-chan~!" He chuckles uncertainly, before patting you gently on the head. You nuzzle into his hand as he does so, then turn and start marching happily back towards Skadovsk.
As you start moving, you hear one of the other survivors whisper to his buddy: "hey, since when did Beard have Giltinė on hire?"

You ignore them and continue your toy-soldier march ahead of the group.

After a few minutes of walking in silence, you call back over your shoulder. "Hey, hey. Do any of you have any chocolate? I really like chocolate." You get a chorus of negatives in response, apart from one man who reaches to dig about in his pack before answering.
While he's doing so, however, he's interrupted by the sudden cry of "BOAR!" and everyone in the escort drops to one knee and brings a weapon to bear.

Just a few feet ahead of you, as if from nowhere, a gigantic boar bursts from the underbrush to stand defiantly in your way.

[ ]Shoot it.
[ ]Let it pass.
[ ]Pet it.
[ ]Ride it.
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>>28440096
[x]Ride it.

It must be done.
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>>28440120
I so wanna do this...I mean we did tame a fucking dog already...So why not.
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>>28440096
[ ]Let it pass.
Boars do not have chocolate so it is not important at the moment.
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>>28440096
RIDE IT
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>>28440120
your right good sir
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>>28440120
This
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>>28440120
This.
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>>28440138
>>28440120
Guys please.

Please don't do this. We are finally doing well again.
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>>28440191
IT MUST BE DONE
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>>28440191
We've been shot a few times and we have a squad backing us up
Hell, we're Giltinė, we can take this dumb boar
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>>28440226

We do have backup and its 1 boar...One experienced Stalker can knife those things.
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>>28440096
The gigantic ball of fluffy brown fur rears its head and squeals menacingly at you. You just can't help yourself, and squeal in delight right back.
"It's so cute and fluffy!"

The group behind you look on in complete bewilderment, luckily none of them seem to have itchy trigger fingers.

"I shall call him Fluffy and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Fluffy."

[DC 15 Come here Fluffy!]
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Rolled 7

>>28440277


please please puhleeeease.
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Rolled 9

>>28440277
FLUFFY
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>>28440277
COME HERE FLUFFY
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Rolled 19

>>28440277
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Rolled 16

>>28440325
YES!
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>>28440325
YES I LOVE YOU!
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Rolled 12

>>28440277
>Down+A+B
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>>28440325
Fuck yes walking is for pussies!
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Rolled 2

>>28440277
I want to ride the boar...
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>>28440325
YOUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>28440334
gotta remember to empty that thing...
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>>28440325
I hate you guys so much right now... I was so ready to go full "told you so."
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>>28440325
SUCCESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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>>28440325
PRAISE THE RANDOM NUMBER GOD!
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>>28440387

Admit you are kind of excited too.
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I bet you didn't expect that one Herr Kaleun
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>>28440418
Yea, I am. But being right is nice too!
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>>28440448

Sounds like you set yourself up for a win-win, clever.
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The law of averages is currently in our favor. After the string of bad luck, we're getting good rolls. Praise the Dice Gods and their mercy!
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"C'm'ere Fluffy! Come on, C'm'ere! Good Fluffy!" You step forwards confidently, hand outstretched. The boar takes one uncertain step back, then leans his head forwards to sniff tentatively at your hand. As he does so, you run your other hand up through his bristly neck fur and along his forehead to his ears. You gently scratch behind them for a few moments, before you move both hands towards the back of his neck. Apparently sensing what you intend to do, the boar kneels down on its front legs. However, he's still a good few inches taller than you...

[DC 12 Jump check]
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Rolled 5

>>28440485
We'd better not fail this one
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Rolled 15

>>28440485
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Rolled 5

>>28440485
Upsydaisy
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Rolled 7

>>28440485
Come on, I know we're tired but one good hop!
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Rolled 14

>>28440485
Let's gooooooooooooooooo
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>>28440509
And it is done.

Can't wait to see the reactions from our squad of bodyguards.
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>>28440509
>>28440325
Based Galagoth
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>>28440485
So, we're like the mutant whisperer?
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>>28440544
We are the magic loli.
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>>28440509
Waait a minute.... Your dice seem to like boars. Either that or they're just good in general.
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>>28440561
I like the idea that we're gonna be on a shitty TLC show when we grow up better.
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>>28440485
>>28440509
You grip tightly to the rougher fur behind his neck and heave yourself up onto Fluffy's back. As soon as you're mounted, Fluffy wiggles his entire body length, causing you to giggle in glee.

You turn to grin at your escort. Roe's mouth is hanging open, and the rest of the group are standing around sheepishly.
"So, uh, we kinda reacted to nothing there, then?" one of them remarks. You hear a quiet muttering from another survivor, the one who called you Giltinė before: "pff, perfectly reasonable for us humans to react to it..." He puts special emphasis on the 'humans' bit. Your grin drops ever so slightly, but is restored immediately as Fluffy begins to wander off away from the group.

[ ]See where Fluffy wants to go.
[ ]Try to direct him towards Skadovsk.
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>>28440579
"And here in her natural environment is the Magical Loli, tamer of wild beasts..."
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>>28440664
Try to direct him
There ain't no point in having a mount if it's independent
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>>28440664
[x]Try to direct him towards Slavovsk
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>>28440664
[ x ]Try to direct him towards Skadovsk.

Time to show off our new friend. I really hope Skadovsk's guards don't shoot at him.
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>>28440664
>[ ]Try to direct him towards Skadovsk.
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>>28440664
Direct him! That one guy who was searching might have chocolate!
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>>28440664
Fluffy seems to know where its going, I say we trust him. Maybe there's chocolate there.
>[x]See where Fluffy wants to go.
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>>28440722
While I REALLY wanna trust fluffy and see where he goes. We got 5 grand and a debt...At best I suggest we follow him for a little bit and if we get too far off target we try to steer him back?
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>>28440745
Hmm... sounds like a plan.
>[x]Insert Other: Let Fluffy lead for a bit, but if he goes too far away try to steer him back.
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>>28440664
Nono, we have important business. We can do your thing later Fluffy, okay?
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>>28440664
We got debt fluffy
Try to direct him
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>>28440664
>[x]Try to direct him towards Skadovsk.
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I like how slow this thread was until we got Fluffy
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>>28440854
We all came here for Fluffy of course!
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>>28440854
Most questers are wusses who don't stick around when the good times are over.
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>>28440664
"Alright Fluffy," you command your noble steed. "We need to go back to Skadovsk. It's that place over there. Let's go!"

Fluffy stops , turning his head to look back at you. He seems less than impressed by your instructions. You try to wiggle his head a bit to get him looking in the right direction, but he's having none of it.
"Please, Fluffy? It's just over there. I can get you food~?"
You looks away, and makes to continue along his original path. In a miniature fit of disappointment, you gently boot him in the flank. His response is to adjust course a little bit in the direction you kicked. Ha!

You press your shoe into his flank again, and sure enough he starts to turn into your foot. Success! You now have a means of directing him. Giggling in delight, you put both heels to him, and he suddenly bolts into a full speed run in the direction of Skadovsk, leaving your escort behind in a trail of dust.

Fluffy slows to a trot to bring you right up beside the barge's entry way before kneeling down to allow you to dismount. The guard above greets you nonchalantly, welcoming you back as if your means of arrival were completely natural.

As you dismount, however, Fluffy doesn't stick around to wait for you. As soon as your feet touch the ground, he stands up again and begins waddling off into the sunset.
Ah well, you're sure you can meet him again some time.
For now, you have a debt to repay!
You head inside the bar, and
[DC 13 Perception check]
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Rolled 5

>>28440907

Chocolate?
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Rolled 14

>>28440907
Even though this is just a perception check I feel like someone is going to kill Fluffy
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Rolled 12

>>28440907
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Rolled 5

>>28440907
Do we see Doggy? Maybe a more modest shirt?
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Rolled 12

>>28440907
Aw, we couldn't keep Fluffy
I suppose boars are a bit more wild than dogs
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Rolled 18

>>28440907
Guard-kun has seen some shit, will take more to impress him.
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>>28440967

Seriously those guards at the Barge has been through and seen so much, its ridiculous. Now he just has another story.
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>I 28441003
>i ever tell you bout getting ambushed by 5 bloodsuckers?
>yeah, I ever tell you bout the loli riding a boar?
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>>28441003
Wish granting bullshit, magic artifacts, space-time anomalies, and russian zombies. I doubt a little girl turning man-eating monsters into pets is the most unreasonable thing here.
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Rolled 1

>>28440907
I'm sure Fluffy will return to help us in our hour of need.
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>>28440907
"I'm back, Beard!" you call across the bar. "I did it!" you add, happily.
As you enter, calling out, a number of faces turn to see what the commotion is. All of them return swiftly to their own business, however one particular head catches your attention. The man in the back corner turned away from you incredibly fast when he saw who it was...

Intrigued, you make your way over to his table to see who it is. As you round the corner and see the man's face, your surprise renders you near speechless.

"...Ice?"

He looks you straight in the eye.

"Ah cack. You saw me."

[Part 9 End]
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>>28441077
>[Part 9 End]
;_;
I-I just want this
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>>28441047
>>28441063

Just another day as a Guard in the zone.
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>>28441069
Bad omen.

>>28441077
Ice doesn't seem very happy to see us. I wonder why...
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>>28441197
Are we still mad at Ice I wonder....
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>>28441203
Huh? No, we like Ice. Always did.
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>>28441110

Where did this come from?

Sauce? please? for the glory of Giltinė
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>>28441221
No idea, I picked this up in an /ak/ thread ages ago.
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>>28441221
Pretty sure that still doesn't exist. It's just parody images.
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>>28441077
Anyho, thanks for running Kaleun. Was a nice thread, good crowd and no drama.
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>>28441221
>>28441238
http://fireden.net/4chan/vg/41617963
ctrl+F Stalker
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>>28441221
theres another one with a tsundere anichka somewhere.
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>>28441251
Hopefully the creator resurfaces somewhere
>inb4 Kaleun is it
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Man, this has been a long and shitty week. Thanks for making it all bearable again, guys.

See you same time next week.
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>>28441302

Anytime buddy, have a hopefully better one until we meet again.
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>>28441302
I was very happy when I saw this up on my twitter. When will the next one be?
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Rolled 9

>>28441402
>See you same time next week.

It is always the same time same day every week.


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