Rolled 58

Things said by EDE.

My players got the scareds. This is only the BEGINNING of what you get when you play with MAD actions(which are fucking weird) and side effects MUWAHAHAH.

hm maybe I scared them a little too much...you know what is awesome about setting heroes/groups lose from your faction? They may have interesting ways of paying you back.

Even more interesting the Zedders are not acting like your usual bandits. Think about that.

Rolled 65

Again, I'll vote the Dr. Dred.

Also, I had hope to come today here with a brilliant bandity/military plan to save us from the zedders. I don't have one right now

Rolled 66

>>28422698

Me too.

On the other hand, I think I did pretty decent on my Calculus test. Dunno which is better.

Dr. Dred, and voting for let's murder everyone then rape'm!

Rolled 51

The list of choices.

CHOOSE

SkullFucker Sully
Breaker
Ghoul Ishka
Fleshworker
Dr. Dred

>>28422799
>skullfucker sully
Ohshit

>Mfw I'm going to be stuck on my Phone for this game,

>>28422697
Is weird automatically bad?

Can we turn a bad thing into a good thing?

>>28423632
Nope.

Yup.

Like I said its fucking weird how they work and this is coming from the one who made them.

>>28423428
Beg for mercy.

Rolled 45

>>28423704

Begging.

Skullfucker's might be the fliers.

Rolled 52

>>28422641

So the docks are already lost, and there are zombies in the base. So there's no time to lay explosives at the entrance or anything?

>>28423902
We have fastmoving minelayers with AA

Any more votes, also plans/actions?

>>28423957
I'm on my phone, so very limited. I'd like to see what sully is up to so I change my vote

Hey anon who was here yesterday, remind me again why the steam idea wouldn't work again?

slow thread tonight...
current votes
2 Dr. Dred
2 Skullfucker Sully

Rolled 12

>>28424117
Sully

Rolled 37

I'll post the crazy plan I made yesterday just becaue

> We could use the railguns to blast a path from the ocean to the moat. The result being a huge cloud of fog surrounds the base, covering it completely. Then like a fucking JAWS movie, the train rapes the unsuspecting helicopters in the mist. While the Fozr, trained at warfare in blizzard and snow, have a better advatage over the enemy in the fog so thick you can't see your hand in front of your face, and any two enemies who meet have to resort to close quarters. We pray to the train for it's blessing that our troops end up overcoming and raping the other in the mist.

If possible, we blast yet more openings to flood the base with cold freezing water and get the fozr to shine again in the fog. The little boats cover the foggy moat like their father in the sky. FAMILY FUN

YOU are Sully at the moment you are camped out in the middle of cold windy ass blizzard. Apparently your sister got a message from an old friend you hadn't heard from in years. At the moment you are sharing banter with your sister and some of the men(bandits have the funnest most fucked up conversation to write I swear its a blast).

"SULLY! Did you get into my liquor again?"

"Considering what your personal liquor is made of over my dead body."

"WUT ABUT your forces?"

*notices an approaching figure coming out of the snows*

"Oh shit its CC!"

"OOH CC", cries out Fiend Keisha. As she grabs her brings her to the fire before bring out her special personal bottle and some glasses filling them and handing them around.

Oh Keisha isn't this your private stock, asked a Elite Skullfucker Mojah.

"Indeed," she replies thus insuring Sully makes to move the glass far away. " How rude brother you not willing to drink pussy liquor?"

Considering I know what your 'private' stock means certainly.

So what are you saying that you are fine with drinking ANOTHER woman's pussy liquor but not your sisters, states Keisha.

Uh duh? I mean come on its made from my own SISTER'S pussy juice I am not that sick thank you, finished Sully.

"Er but didn't you bang your own mother boss," asked a Skullfucker Mosk.

"...Just because it turned out my mother was a pedo doesn't mean I am into incest," answered Sully.

"uhuh and what about your little 'sister'?"

"...she isn't mine, she isn't mine, she isn't mine, she isn't mine, she isn't mine," mutters Sully as he desperately mutters repeatedly trying to convince himself.

"uhum," interrupts CC reminding everyone of her presence.

"Oh CC why haven't you drunk the liquor yet," asked Keisha in a huff as the conservation veers away from her. I mean she DOES admit they look a little too alike but that doesn't mean...

Rolled 36

>>28424570
Heh,

Now if there were only some info pertinent to our battle situation in there

Rolled 99

>>28424291

We should probably work in a wish to the Rape Train to rape a hole in the atmosphere and bring down the coldness of the void of space, or make a tornado of cold upper atmosphere air and use a waterspout to freeze the moat and fuck with the harbor forces. Maybe he could rape down a space station on the Zedders' ship (let's see them shoot that down).

Could probably lead his children to rape the rest of the forces afterwards.

The Fozr may be good in the cold, but we're dealing with Yaksha and they're good in the cold too. So they're currently probably also getting a debuff...gotta contemplate increasing the effectiveness of our allies versus increasing the effectiveness of our enemies (and they're CC specialists and more powerful 1-for-1 than Fozr...so the fog would be even better for them).

>>28424570
"I don't drink remember?"

Oh yeah..."says Keisha as she snaps up CC's glass and sneaks up on her brother, grappling him and forcing him to drink it, while sputtering the poor guy desperately trying to vomit it back up she grabbed the other glass and forces it down as well.

*sputters desperately trying to vomit it back up* What the fuck you know I can't stand pussy liquor much less your personal ones", hacks up Sully.

*hpmf* "That is what you get for refusing a gift ass. Anyway CC what can we do for you?"

I sorta need your assistance until I can come back again.

Ah its THAT isn't it?

...

"CC you know we cant do that unless-"

"I am asking as a friend not as a bandit."

*Sighs* "fine what is it then?"

"I need you to go and keep an eye on my family their getting a little too deep with a certain god...or three."

"Oh that bad huh?"

"Yeah...sorry about that."

"Oh its fine its been a long time since the Skullfuckers have gotten a good work out. Last time was with the Memor assholes who took out our Swamp Fueling Division", cursed Sully butting in.

"Oh I don't think you can handle this brother. Which is why I will call the Fiends!"

"When the FUCK did you get a command position in the Fiends?"

*winks* "Since when I made a certain promise and or pact."

*groans* "don't tell me its with..."

"No its with mother. "

"Oh fine then, but I doubt they can make it in time."

*snorts* "you kidding why their already here", states Keisha as she hops up and sweeps your arms forward revealing a full blown Fiendish Warhost.

"Oh shit", says the Skullfuckers as the cigars from hanging from their mouths drop into the snows below in shock.

>>28424743
>>28424743
The real question, would fozr under the rapegods blessing and the dr.s Tasked ability be better or worse than CC trained Yaksha?

>>28424853
CC couldve surpassed the train for all we know

Rolled 49

>>28424886

CC= Close Combat (Melee) in this case.

>>28424853
Not sure the Fozr would take the rapegod's blessing, and not sure that we're allowed to apply Dr's ability to units that aren't ours...

If we could though, it opens up avenues.

>>28424941
It depends on the ability, faction and unit in question

Rolled 97

>>28424968

Would we be allowed to apply Tasked to the Fozr? To their general forces I guess, because we don't know anything about their composition.

Rolled 18

>>28424941
Maybe we dress up in all the white fur pelts from the tundra monsters we've hunted and ask it so that the "fozr" rape all the bandits.

Do you think it'll appreciate a little cosplay? Dr. Biktha might.

Rolled 84

>>28424743

That's a good plan (and an excellent roll) although with CC's comment about us getting in deep with 3 gods...oh well, it's death or death. I tenuously prove.

>>28425016
No they wont let you right now as you screwed them over. Before sure they might of been willing.

Rolled 51

>>28424743
hm...

Rolled 33

>>28425083

Subterfuge! I like it! Maybe donning white pelts and acting all sluggish while defending the gates will lure some forces into overconfidence then we can fuck them.

>>28425102
We're really sorry about that. The next lava moat we make will have to be further away.

>>28425109
Heh, I'm not sure what to think of a "hm..." from EDE but maybe if we come up with super cripplingly absurd stuff we can paralyze him and drive through all the enemies of the Civ while they stand frozen from EDE's mind being broken.

Rolled 77

Please tell me someone has a not crazy plan as a backup

>>28425314
Can't say I do besides using our wintadooms and railguns to fill the sky with AA and mine anything and everything in their path.

Rolled 29

>>28424743

The shockwave from a space station crashing down would probably bring down the aircraft too...

>>28425314
Hah, nothing good enough to save us but we'll see.
Anyway, coming up with a plan I guess.

Rolled 5

>>28425351
Funny part is that moat idea really fucked you over as you basically forgot all about the pact.

Rolled 95

Tentative plan.

>Basic 1, 2
Have the Arms Master personally go to the defenses by our gate to the docks and shore up the defenses and emphasize to the bandits there exactly how bad it will be for them if they disobey their orders of LETTING NONE PASS. They're to be the solid lines of impenetrable defense to either side of the gate.

A few Wintadooms should lay a fuck umpteenth of mines in the central corridor the enemies will advance on. Only a few though.

Meanwhile, a good chunk of our men are to don any furs we have, or get some raggedy ass fabrics that are whiteish and defend the central corridor between the bunkers/warehouses of our maingate. They should fight hard, but act sluggish and past their prime and should allow themselves to be pushed back (to an extent).

Man the HQ with just a shitload of troops with our best long range and explosive weapons (twins go here!) and throw up a shitload of smoke for a good distance in front of it if we can so that the enemy can't tell how close/far it is. Wait til you can see the whites of their eyes that is, the "Optimum Range" on their rangefinders The retreating 'Fozr' are to retreat into the HQ and then help the defenders unleash fury.

After the enemy has been (hopefully) stopped at the HQ, our Wintadooms are to sweep in from their hidden stations in the warehouses by the gates and behind the bunkers and hit the enemy in the 'flanks'.

>Basic 3
Have Dr. Bitkha and our most elite troops (activate all her bonuses) get into the building where the Dread Witch was taken. Try to remain neutral to them, but we need to get in there.

>THIS IS MADNESS
This. >>28424743
Send out a message to the Zedders once we have confirmation from the Train that the station (or asteroid or satellite or what have you) is coming down that we advise they take cover. Also all our forces withdraw and get into the best goddamn cover they can. Also the Fozr.

Make sure the Fozr are advised of all this in advance.

Rolled 58

>>28425425
Anyway continue with discusion.

Zedders are being their creepy watchful selves
Monster swarm is angry for some reason
zombies are riled up and acting strange.

Rolled 48

>>28425425

It's not that we forgot it's that we didn't expect the moat to be so close it'd affect the interior of the compound. We expected it to be miles(or at least kilometers) away, encircling all of our base and all of the docks and then a good buffer as a no-man's land to be subject to shelling.


>>28425466
Ghouls and borgs and anyone else friendly get informed too.

Rolled 59

>>28425466
if we had time I couldve devised a way for the heat to be harvested and keep the base cold

At least the enemy yaksha are also debuffed
>>28425425
I have no idea what you see in that pandoras box of a zombie hive, but alright

Rolled 59

>>28425588

Well it's a mystery box, and Dr. Bitkha suggested we should've checked it out before. I'm pretty iffy on that part but bumped up against the character limit before I could say so. The alternate would be assigning Dr. Bitkha to the train or to the troops dressed as Fozr.

>>28425505
Wait why are we warning the zedders? Aren't they attacking us?

Rolled 61

>>28425679

The Zedders seem to have not engaged in any active hostilities against us yet... (EDE confirm?)

And they've been sitting out there watching and testing us. They seem to still be watching.

>>28425466
Rather, modify the THIS IS MADNESS ACTION to bring the station/asteroid/satellite down on (the ocean outside our harbor? Bringing it down IN the harbor might be more of a suicide move than anything else.)...Guys, we need another target because the Zedders are probably just testing us.
Or maybe we just warn them from the start to remove their ship from the harbor or else things might get messy if there's no way to get a good tidal wave going on without shooting the harbor.
Do that latter most likely...

>>28425804
Well hey if we kill these zedders (pffff, yeah right) the next guys who visit might be more inclined for that offer.

Rolled 71

>>28425837

Heh, at this point we're surrounded on all sides by zombies that are getting increasingly irritated, our zombie forces have gone rogue or otherwise don't follow us anymore, we're down to 2+1 heroes, have some super-duper-coldness mutants attacking us, and some super advanced fliers above us.

So time to show them we mean business.

Really though, let's just tell them to haul ass out of here and drop it where-ever is best for killing things while keeping us as undamaged as possible. Who knows, maybe the Rape-God and/or the Dark God and/or the god we don't know about will protect us for our massive balls (or idiocy if you'd rather see it that way).

Anyway, at my wits end. Any better suggestions should be suggested because I think EDE's getting impatient.

>>28425934
If we (can) drop it on the ship, the floodwater high enough to get the planes flushes everything down the moats where if they don't become boiling soup the boats will get them.

On the brighter side we might icify the entire compound

>>28426013
>planes
Fliers

Rolled 16

>>28425466
What have we got to lose
Let's do it!

Rolled 2

>>28424743

Rolled 63

>>28426530

Hmm, well... *cringes to death*

Rolled 64

>>28425466
Arms Master has gone to the defenses of the dockyard gate and has begun work there while trying to emphasize how bad it would be for them to break through despite not being his deal. Somehow the bandits got the message.

Meanwhile a few wintadooms ran around laying down mines for the oncoming any more. That should leave a nasty surprise for them.

Our forces with our not so good yet surprisingly effective disguises have begun their defense. Their being pressed pretty damn hard, but followed orders perfectly.

Meanwhile our HQ has been manned with our best long range and explosive mines where smoke is set up to go pouring. Kinda wasted in the blizzard if anything it screwed with our guys vision much more so then the enemy.

Dr. Bitkha has tried to enter the building...only to literally find the place crawling with zombies. As in they have completely covered the buildings in a whirling mass of flesh and flailing limb. She managed to get in though.

THIS IS MADNESS
THE CRAZY RAPE TRAIN CHARGED INTO THE UPPER ATMOSPHERE AND RAPED THE AIR THERE DOWNWARD CREATING A WHIRLING TORNADO LIKE STRUCTURE AND COMBINED WITH THE WATER THERE PUT OUT THE MOAT. THIS CREATED A FUCK TON OF MIST THAT MIXED WITH THE FUCKING BLIZZARD AND SMOKE WE CAN'T SEE JACK SHIT ESPECIALLY AROUND THE HARBOR.

AFTER THAT THE RAPE TRAINED CHARGED INTO THE SUNSET CLAIMING TO HAVE THE SCENT OF LOT OF THINGS THAT NEEDED TO BE RAPED.

Well we are not doing to well. With the mist/snow/smoke rolled in our forces got blinded. That was when the enemy took their chance and pounded our forces into the ground. Casualties are quite heavy not many of our guys made it back to the HQ. Where we only managed to delay them thanks to the explosive weapons. That seemed to be the signal and the ordinary zombie created giant zombie bridges/towers and began to pour into our base.
>>28426562
Count yourself lucky that was an INSANITY roll on a d4 if it had been a one it would be game over.

Rolled 60

>>28426725

Aah, well. Looks like another Civ is dead. :/

Rolled 97

>>28426725
Worst yet the zombies and monsters seemed to be ignoring each other.

The Fozr slowly recovering are trying to stem the zombie tide and are having minimal success in the matter.

That was we noticed that there had been a force following the monster horde. This one being amazingly adapt in the winter with clearly blizzardized vehicles. They moved in with the horde and pointed their heavy guns at our forces.

We have detected low flying air craft zooming around.

The Zedders have finally mobilized when they opened comms on the open channel.

"HEY YOU CUNT SHE-BEAST HUNGERING BITCH OF A ZOMZOM BRUDELY THESE ZEDS ARE FUCKING OURS. ah yes I know the popcorn is fresh and the show just started pete but let me finish here...oh crap this was on.

ANYWAY WE KNOW YOUR DIRTY SECRETS AND YOU REALLY WANT TO FUCK WITH US!"

That was when the zombies seemed to...temporarily lose purpose. As in they are not attacking our forces anymore. Apparently that threat worked.

NOW FOR YOU BLOODSQUAD DEATHSQUAD FUCKS. YOU DID GOOD BEING SUCH KICK ASS ZEDS. WE NORMALLY WOULD OF RUN SOME THE TRIALS TO MAKE SURE YOU MAKE THE CUT; BUT THEN YOU RAPED THOSE ZOMBIES SO FUCKING HARD, ALSO TEACHING THOSE WHO CARRY MARKS OF Z A LESSON. SONS OF BITCHES GOT OVER CONFIDENT AND PAID THE PRICE. SHOULD OF EXPECTED THE POSSIBILITY OF ZED ATTACKING ZED. MORONS PAID THE PRICE GOOD. YOU DID REAL GOOD DOING ALL OF THAT WELCOME TO THE MARK OF Z AKA THE ZED BANDITS YOU RAPEY CUNTS.

*background conversation*
...oh fine yes I will tell them.

ALMOST FORGOT WE GOT YOUR PRECIOUS MASKED ER FACELESS PRINCE ALSO CUBAN PETE. WHO BY THE WAY MAKES THE BEST FUCKING POPCORN AND KNOWS ALL THE BEST COMEDIES.


Meanwhile we...have detected yet ANOTHER force sweep in behind the other two...and one coming down from the sky.

All we heard among the jumble of voices screamed out one thing.


I AM GOING TO FUCK YOUR SKULL SO HARD MY DICK GROWS A BRAIN.

Rolled 29

>>28427033
Drop pods have crashed throughout the base. When they broke apart leaving nothing behind we detected ELITE Skull Fucker Busters.

Skull FUCKER aircraft landed depositing bad-ass Skull Rapers.

Meanwhile a Fiendish War host came up from behind pinning the foe into the base. That was when battle was joined.


ACTIONS also ain't background/side effects FUN

>>28427033
Now I want somepopcorn

This is gonna be good. Or hurt. Probably both.

>>28427097
>ACTIONS
Well i...erm,

Rolled 91

>>28427097

Well, I guess it's a good thing we didn't bring a satellite down on the Zedders.

Rolled 98

>>28427124
The reds are WITH US!
We must sally forth and do battle alongside our new allies!

We've brought the temperature down and the mist, now we can bring out the fozr again

Rolled 30

>>28427097

Side effects/background ARE fun when they act in our favor.

>>28427183

Well shit, what else is there to do?

Rolled 38

>>28427183

Zedders* and Skull Fuckers, and Fiends.

I generally approve, but want some info first.

Hey EDE, does BilKil think he can do anything of note if we delimit him right now? How about opening up the zombie infested facilities?

Also, how do the Fozr feel about us now?

Rolled 10

>>28427294
>
We do not have the capabilities to remove his limiters.

The Fozr are more or less in shock.

Rolled 47

>>28427548

Hah.

Anyone want to send them a message to the effect of "just as planned, sorry we had to keep you out of the loop."

Rolled 65

Well what are we waiting for? Are we gonna let the zeds do all the work?
Dr Bikhta should use her tasked ability and her best drugs to get our troops as muderhorny as possible, and in the blindness of the fog and snow e WILL dominate them in CC

Rolled 9

>Basic 1
While the enemy is reeling from an assault on all sides, we press the advantage. Move out into the fray alongside all our allies, the fozr and the zed, and rape our foes through the mist. Make this gangbang LEGENDARY
>Basic 2
Iz u trying ta run? Mine off the escape routes till their only option is us or the rape moat boats.
>Basic 3
I have no idea.

Rolled 32

>>28428053
If no one is going to think of alternatives, I might as well give this a roll

Rolled 61

>>28428053

Rolled 80

>>28428053

>Basic 1
Deploy our forces to press the advantage alongside our newfound allies. Make sure we take what sexslaves/prisoners we can (zombies and bandits). Apply Dr. Bitkha's Tasked bonus.

>Basic 2
Iz u tryin' ta run? Wintadooms mine the shit out of the escape routes, make'm close enough that vehicles can't get out but light infantry can so they'll abandon their vehicles and we can lootz'm. Apply the Arms Master for maximum loota panic chaos!

>Basic 3
Send a force to check out the "unknown" forces that were attacking us from the dock. (Charlie if we have him)

Do we have access to Crazy Pete and Charlie?

>>28428053
for sacrificing an action you get an extra roll to your dice pool

Rolled 64

>>28428476

I'll second this.

Rolled 47

>>28428476
>>28428476
Now that's a plan I can get behind

Rolled 82

>>28428476

Thirdin' it.

Crit Success, anyone?

>>28428650
[Spoiler]well save that for the island crusade

Rolled 15

>>28428476
We have deployed our forces along our new allies. The enemy is being routed and destroyed. They mostly proved to be yaksha, monster, and even some Fozr. Really we got things largely taken care of now.

Wintadooms have laced the escape routes with explosives. Casualties were satisfactory.

Unknown forces were a contingent of hostile Fozr armor which did a real number on us.

Charlie is...recovering with the Zedders. Crazy Pete meanwhile was last sighted sitting on their ship eating popcorn while watching the show.


For the most part the enemy has been WIPED OUT.

The Zedders have claimed the island as Zed turf.

Turn 88
>>>>>A. Raid.
>>>>>B. Try to improve the base
>>>>>C. Try to improve weapons.
>>>>>D. Research technology.
>>>>>F. Explore in a direction/something.
>>>>>G. Scavenge/pillage for raw materials.
>>>>>H. Your choice
resource point
22 loots
Population: 9050(9000 bandit 350 mutant) Other:
200 bots. 10000 zombie Total: 19550
Morale: Good
Food: Below Average
Water: Average
Fuel: Average
Armaments: Good
Infrastructure: Vault(Locked Down). Military Base(unsecured/infested)
Armor: Frosty Body Armor. Frost/Bio Hazard Power Armor(limited). Plagued body Armor. Raider Scale. Nomad Plate.
Weapons: Shotguns. SMGs. Hunting/assault Rifles. Knives. Molotov. Hatchets. DBM.
Technology: Jet packs(limited). Weapon Mod(Crude/basic). Ultra Bunker. Bandit Hybrid. Paramilitary Vehicle Engineering. Power Armor Tech(Hazard). Cold Resistance Great.
Materials:
Defenses: Vault Access. Plasma Flaming Containment Wall. Hazard Bunkers. Fortified Structures. Fire Wall. Ocean Aflame.
Power: Geothermal/ Nuclear.

Rolled 21

>>28428703

Control your hunger anon, I said we were a pretty cool group of 10k bandits with nigh-military training at the beginning of last thread and look what happened.

Rolled 44

>>28428779
Our forces have suffered
3000 casualties
3000 wounded

Rolled 54

>>28428779

>The Zedders have claimed the island as Zed turf
Well, I can deal with that as we're member of the Mark of Z.

If the battle is wrapped up, can we get an explanation of what the Mark of Z means?

She-Beast can control monsters and zombies, interesting.

Ask the Fozr what's up with enemy Fozr and how the fuck do they have tanks?

(Did we get any new sex slaves?)

>>28428782
I know, I know.but muh mysterious flying island with crusaders and bears. I want to see slag again too

>>28428815
Mark of Z represents the unity of groups who use zombies. They are one of the most hated and fear factions around, but also one of the rarest.

Basically some claim it means one of two things.

Mark of Zed
Mark of Zombie


Fozr state that their not the only Fozr on the island. As for how they got tanks...well they don't know. They mostly know that they like situating themselves near zombie hotspots.

nope.

>>28428779
>food below average
Please tell me they didn't burn the yakshas stockpile when they rescued Charlie
Also we should start collecting the dead bodies and have Dr bikta check which ones can go on the grill. Put Bogart in charge of that.

>>28428792
>3000 casualties
We need to put all those dead bandits on ice (literally). Emergency future rations and roids for the rest of the year

Rolled 94

>>28428882

Oh god no, we're not eating them. I don't want to be ghouls. Probably the only reason our dead have been friendly is because we've refused to eat each other.

>>28428855

Is there non-agression between members/mark bearers? Do we...have to pay dues or something? What's the level of cooperation expected? Etc.

>>28428815
How much of the island do they actually have in control?
Will the bandits who ran away ever come back?

>>28428934
But we have historically eaten each other. Had to do it early in game and we still have the cannibalism bonus.

We dont have to eat them now though, just store em in blocks of ice. Letting them rot would be a waste

>>28428934
non-aggression is encouraged but not required(its just that say you end up in a bit of trouble and you sorta attacked another zed group they may be a bit late in coming as an example). Dues are mostly the exchange of members. Cooperation is mostly keeping each-others backs when someone is coming after them for being a zed.

>>28428943
"With the zombies under Zed control and with the bandit presence largely gone except for the zed types the island is largely under our control."

Maybe.

>>28428969
Ghouls would love to take them...just be aware though a few sorta picked themselves up and walked away. Literally. Not many though granted.

>>28428857
Charlie wasn't taken by the Yaksha. He actually got rescued by some Zeds.

>>28429009
Do they know anything about the cloning labs starting to burn themselves out?
The mythical shebeast?
Will the monsters be able to handle themselves and will the zombies not eventually burn out the foodscource?

>>28429055
The tentacle monsters?
The zombie hotspots that chewed up some of our best heroes trying to so much as look at a place?

>>28429055
Don't know cloning labs going crazy for a number of reasons. One would have to investigate to make sure.

The she-beast as the smarter zombies call it is the leader of the one of three who formed the Mark of Z. If you want to know more then that your going to have to offer someone.

zombies tapped out their food reserves for the most part. Luckily the whole breeding part is finishing up. The dead male zombies MIGHT be able to tide the rest of them over until its finished.

>>28429105
Tentacle monsters likely belong to the one of two things on this island. Zombie or monster. Either way it could be many things one would have kill to make sure.

Hm probably stumbled upon containment measures or something. Some of those can be particularly nasty.

>>28429138
I wonder why they weren't concerned to check the labs

How long did Dr births say our zombie children had left before they were born?

>>28429186
*how long did Dr bikhta say before the zombie feti would be born?

>>28429186
>>28429200
"The males are popping(dying) now the rest will be a few more turns."

>>28429250
Okay last thing, where'd you get those fancy fliers? We've got some wrecks but were never able to make some ourselves.

Rolled 78

>>28429105

The fortifications around the zombie hotspots seem to be the renegade Fozr. It would explain why they could chew our heroes up too, it being winterblizzardtime and all.

>>28429286
"We looted them."

>>28429300
Very possible.
Also, what do you think about the abandoned regular bandit forts?
Not even Arms master and Charlie could safely defuse them. Maybe we let them explode. Use them as traps.

Rolled 9

>>28429286
Are we not able to repair those or just never tried?
Now I'm remembering the original 10 bandit tribes who attacked some zombie hives long ago. They had looted jet fighters.

Rolled 73

>>28429388

(We don't have any, the fliers crashed outside of the compound and have long since been destroyed or picked clean I suspect)

>>28429350
Well we never had the Arms Master turn his hand to it actually...but I think they're mostly a lost cause for loot. Unless our allies can give us some bomb defusing expertise, or have some themselves then we should set them off so no enemies better at defusing bombs can get them.

Of all the people who hate zeds, should we be on the lookout for anyone in particular?

Also did Dr biktha find anything else interesting or worth study in the zombie stronghold?

>>28429388
I hope we at least have some of those guys live in case we ever get our hands on one
If not I'm sure Cuban Pete can do a good Red Baron impersenation

Rolled 51

>>28428779

So what's the damage assessment to our base?

Are the Dread Zombies still cloistering their assholes?

Rolled 64

>>28429138

Do the Zedders have their own ports/harbors to use? Would they use ours if we got it serviceable? Any other sea-power Mark of Z factions?

Rolled 8

>>28428779

>Basic 1
Repair the damage to our buildings in the base

>Basic 2
Mop up the last remnants and search every crevice of the base and docks to make sure no one is hiding anywhere

>Basic 3
Have the Arms Master keep on adjusting the jet packs for our Wintadooms just because I don't want those to be forgotten about and never completed.

Rolled 28

>>28429717

Convert loot to resources as needed.

Also, give 10 resources to the ghouls so they can repair damage to the base. Coordinate our efforts with theirs.

Rolled 74

>>28429717

On a side note, what do you guys prefer: Critwins on R&D stuff or Critwins on explore/attack or loot stuff?

Rolled 9

>>28429717

Hmm. I think everyone went to sleep after we managed to be rescued from our predicament.

>>28429470
Those who hate the evils of this world. Basically paladins are a good example.

She found an area that she can't really get into. Some areas are just packed full of zombies to prevent access and more.

>>28429647
Moderate
They seemed to be hanging around a certain lab/medical center hybrid.

>>28429696
They do.
Certainly.
a few.

On that note I am going to crash. Sleeping pill is kicking in now.

Fill free to discuss and so on.

Rolled 52

>>28429941

Only 103(+1) replies, we'll try to keep it bumped for you until whenever if you want.

>>28429959
It was a slow thread tonight which is unusual normally Thursday are one of my best days to run.

Rolled 60

>>28429990

It's been a slow week. It's the end of the semester for most colleges so your audience is probably off studying for them.

Your audience is weird. They have lives on the weekends and are responsible enough to study for their exams.

Rolled 4

>>28429717
I'll vote if you add the extra:
Collect our dead.

Why are they walking up? We must find out

Rolled 3

>>28429739
It really depends on the situation, but critwins on anything involving diplomacy or expansions have been more useful than R&D mostly

Rolled 21

>>28429717
>>28432931
Dose rolls man dose rolls
Here's hoping this one is better

Rolled 70

>>28432931

Because they're turning into Nekul (Similar to Cabu, but upgraded and caused by 'strange energies') ghouls (they should just be turning into Cabu ghouls [which are caused by cannibalism, knowing or unknowing]...but some God's influence is probably changing that). Thus far we've encountered some roaming bands of our former dead and they've been friendly, carrying weapons and even attacking bandits and monsters completely apart from our (player) knowledge.

Bumping for great justice

>>28429717

Linking for great chance of critwin

>>28434742
I wonder what the reprecussions of us all becoming Nekul would be.

Rolled 60

>>28435218

Well we'd get 2-4 significant base stat increases (mutant base statline, ghoul base statline, sentient ghoulness [the roving bands mentioned earlier carried weapons and specifically didn't target zombies because we used them...so at least some have some sort of intelligence], and whatever the increases for being the advanced Nekul type would be.)

On the other hand, we'd be absolutely unable to reproduce. Rad ghouls can 'reproduce' by exposing people/zombies to radiation, but Cabus are extremely rare and come from cannibals and generally don't wind up sentient, and Nekuls come from a Cabu-esque circumstances except they're different due to completely unknown (and unlikely to be discovered due to our bandit-status as not-researchers) factors.

We might be able to round up ghouls with ease if we did that, and live anywhere and eat anything, but our numbers would basically be set.

Rolled 7

>>28435405

Now we could have only a portion of our guys (though the only ones who are specifically likely to turn into Nekuls are our original compliment, and they're extremely small) turn into Nekuls so that we have an uber-elite-uber-strong-uber-tough force under our command, but I bet there's a reason why the Nekul packs don't come back to serve under the Deadsnows.

And that reason (whatever it is) stands completely aside from the fact that the conversion rate between someone dying and someone being a Cabu or Nekul ghoul in our forces is incredibly low (could probably be increased with cannibalism, but that'd also likely increase the chances of them being hostile or feral upon 'resurrection'). We just lost 3k men but only a very few stood back up.

Dis pseudo-cheating. Link. >>28429717

>>28435405
>On the other hand, we'd be absolutely unable to reproduce.
You lack faith in Dr. Biktha? Heh, yeah, but if ghouls reproduce using zombies that's never going to be in short supply. In addition we can finally eat some without reprecussion.

Rolled 23

>>28435495

Ghouls reproduce using zombies, but **our** ghouls don't.
And don't forget what the Dark God might think about all this...

Rolled 31

>>28435524
Can bandits become nekul when they are still alive?
If bandits only become nekul when they are dead, it really doesn't matter that nekul can't reproduce since the other alternative (regular dying) isn't much better.

Rolled 36

>>28436029

Here's a pastebin with the info dump on ghouls.

http://pastebin.com/j70VdSwg

Our bandits were trapped in an asylum (in their backstory) without food/supplies for a long time and so we had to resort to cannibalism to stay alive every now and then.

We were also toyed with by an unidentified Dark God we were sent to check out/kill which broke our sanity. The Dark God, however, doesn't seem to have left us when we left it.

Bandits can become Rad Ghouls while they're alive if they're exposed to shittons of radiation, but becoming Cabu ghouls only happens upon death. Due to the similarities between Cabu ghouls and Nekul ghouls, I surmise that we'd normally have a relatively low occurrence of our dead becoming Cabus, but due to our contact with the Dark God they turn into Nekuls instead.

Rolled 67

>>28436029

Thing is, if we converted all our forces into Nekuls (which we don't know how to do) then the conversion rate would be awful (and we don't know how many come out on the other side mindless) and after we converted all of our forces there wouldn't be anyone to grow a population from to convert more. We'd have to recruit feral ghouls and rad ghouls as our troops but they wouldn't be the same (or likely as good) as our Nekul core.

Bump.

If we could look into it some more (extensively) then using/creating a squad of Deadsnow Nekuls would be a neat thing.

Again though, I suspect there's a reason they don't hang out with us after they resurrect.

>>28430195
Indeed. I by far have the weirdest player base of all QMs.

>>28438531

Your player base is also

Stone.
Cold.
Evil.

And love it.

Which is odd for /tg/

>>28429717
Repairs didn't go all that well the blizzard and avoiding booby traps really slowed things down.

Our guys didn't find anyone. It looks like they had all been wiped out or gotta way.

Arms Master says he is getting very close. This time only one of them exploded and another veered of spinning around like crazy.

Winter will soon end.

Turn 89
>>>>>A. Raid.
>>>>>B. Try to improve the base
>>>>>C. Try to improve weapons.
>>>>>D. Research technology.
>>>>>F. Explore in a direction/something.
>>>>>G. Scavenge/pillage for raw materials.
>>>>>H. Your choice
resource point
22 loots
Population: 9050(9000 bandit 350 mutant) Other:
200 bots. 10000 zombie Total: 19550
Morale: Good
Food: Below Average
Water: Average
Fuel: Average
Armaments: Good
Infrastructure: Vault(Locked Down). Military Base(unsecured/infested)
Armor: Frosty Body Armor. Frost/Bio Hazard Power Armor(limited). Plagued body Armor. Raider Scale. Nomad Plate.
Weapons: Shotguns. SMGs. Hunting/assault Rifles. Knives. Molotov. Hatchets. DBM.
Technology: Jet packs(limited). Weapon Mod(Crude/basic). Ultra Bunker. Bandit Hybrid. Paramilitary Vehicle Engineering. Power Armor Tech(Hazard). Cold Resistance Great.
Materials:
Defenses: Vault Access. Plasma Flaming Containment Wall. Hazard Bunkers. Fortified Structures. Fire Wall. Ocean Aflame.
Power: Geothermal/ Nuclear.

>>28438613
That too. Like my very first civ I thought it would end up something like star guard or something NOPE, they all went Chaotic Evil. Which I must admit I was most impressed/surprised. They even got the lol randumb down as well. My audience is so fucking weird.

>>28438668

Implying the lolrandumb didn't go just as planned and the Memor will inherit the Earth through Clora'Zel and Richard.

Rolled 58

>>28438618

>Basic 1
Salvage what we can from all the wrecks in/around our base. Weapons, armor, vehicles, vehicle wrecks, rations, everything.

>Basic 2
Have Arms Master continue the development of jetty Wintadooms.

>Basic 3
Continue base repairs.

Are those vechFozr still in the docks? Have you updated the population size yet?

Can we get in contact with the Fiends and SkullFuckers? Just want to tell'm thanks, maybe give them some lootz for the help.

What're the ghouls and (friendly) Fozr doing? What can the Fozr tell us about the Yaksha (weaknesses, strengths, etc.) and why they'd attack us?

>>28438867
They are not.

As for pop I got to do some calculations for that real quick.

Indeed their still sticking around...and even more strangely are not even harassing our forces. If anything they seem to be quite friendly which is sorta bizarre.

Ghouls are doing their usual PARTYTIME. As in finishing up while doing the usual light repairs in doors.

Fozr are preparing to disappear back into their icy realm.

Yaksha are very tough and strong. They like to mingle among beasts and monsters while ranging far and wide. Their lairs are tricky and trap laden. They prefer to come out only at night or when its cold. Weakness wise they REALLY don't like the heat.

Rolled 65

>>28439049

Ask the Fozr if they have any among their number that's good at trap defusing, also are we cool now?

>>28439260
indeed.

Rolled 17

>>28438867
Voting

Rolled 90

>>28438867

I'll vote for it, let's hope we get a good roll.

>>28439292

Would they permit some of our men or one of our heroes to get some trap/bomb disposal/defusing training?

Rolled 79

>>28436857
>>28436963
What I really was asking is, if we went full on cannibal and got the benefits will we eventually have members dropping dead/becoming nekuls while still alive?

Because if it is that a bandit must die first before becoming a nekul, whatever the chances of that, then there is no problem with cannibalism removing reproduction rates since by default the dead can't really reproduce in the first place. In fact, we'd have the benefit of our dead not necessarily being dead.

Rolled 71

>>28438867
A lot of stuff we found around in the old battle is not much. Turns out Yaksha and monster don't take much with them. We did find some stuff near the end though where the vehicles and the other Fozr were. They had some paramilitary crap laying all over the place.

Arms Master says he is very close...now just trying to get the power behind it just right so it does what we wanted it to.

Base repairs went well we managed to clean up the majority of the damage from the conflict.

Winter has ended. The very brief spring has begun.


Turn 90
>>>>>A. Raid.
>>>>>B. Try to improve the base
>>>>>C. Try to improve weapons.
>>>>>D. Research technology.
>>>>>F. Explore in a direction/something.
>>>>>G. Scavenge/pillage for raw materials.
>>>>>H. Your choice
resource point
20 loots
Population: 9050(9000 bandit 350 mutant) Other:
200 bots. 10000 zombie Total: 19550
Morale: Good
Food: Great
Water: Excellent
Fuel: Below average
Armaments: average
Infrastructure: Vault(Locked Down). Military Base(unsecured/infested)
Armor: Frosty Body Armor. Frost/Bio Hazard Power Armor(limited). Plagued body Armor. Raider Scale. Nomad Plate.
Weapons: Shotguns. SMGs. Hunting/assault Rifles. Knives. Molotov. Hatchets. DBM.
Technology: Jet packs(limited). Weapon Mod(Crude/basic). Ultra Bunker. Bandit Hybrid. Paramilitary Vehicle Engineering. Power Armor Tech(Hazard). Cold Resistance Great.
Materials:
Defenses: Vault Access. Plasma Flaming Containment Wall. Hazard Bunkers. Fortified Structures. Fire Wall. Ocean Aflame.
Power: Geothermal/ Nuclear.

Rolled 38

>>28439619

We wouldn't have members dropping dead/becoming Nekuls while still alive, but we would be pretty likely to produce Nekuls/Cabus that would be hostile to our own forces upon death (because they want to eat our forces).

Rolled 10

>>28439679
Oh so we were just lucky that some of the nekuls/cabus whatever were friendly to us.

>>28439698

I think it's more like we didn't let them indulge their taste for human flesh in life so in death/ghoulhood they have pretty good control over it and direct it towards things that help us.

Rolled 70

>>28439651
>The very brief spring has begun.
Alright, now this is the start of the shortest part of the year where we can gather supplies and food for next winter.

As we've seen this winter, even if we can venture forth finding supplies and food isn't always easy. We were lucky to have stockpile resources and a decent amount of food last time.

Also, remember. Scouting isn't always complete in one action. So I recommend each turn we scout two places, then the next turn see which one needs more scouting and which one can start to be explored.

Rolled 16

>>28439698
You can thank a 100 for that. You have to remember that unlike the Rad ghouls their hunger is NEVER truly sated feeding only takes the edge off. Which is why they tend to be so often quite primitive. Kinda of hard to think straight when if feels like your starving all the fucking time.

>>28439651

>Basic 1
Arms Master finishes the Wintadooms up.

>Basic 2
Have our men+Dr. Bitkha capture some of the new zombie creatures that have come out since our rape and let's get an analysis of them.

>Basic 3
Scout out the path to the Urban area to our west, Charlie.

Extra:
Would the Fozr be willing to train some of our men in trap/bomb defusing/disposing?
We kind of have to ask them for some basic information on what Fozr are since some attacked us. Do they come from a certain stock of mutagens kept in the military bases from this island? We need to know how well trained and equipped they're going to be so we know how to treat them.

We have eyes on the Dread Zombies/Dread Zombie complex constantly right? If not, put some on.

Hand the ghouls another 5 res to get the base back online.

Loot into resources as necessary.

>>28439736
You know what we need?
Tech and science. Looted tech and science. Arms master is good at juryrigging and reverse engineering, but he's no Markus. Dr. Biktha ain't richard either.
We need to look to the example of the ashbloods and hell, everyone we've ever met and or conquered. They've had fliers to the last, some jet fighters, and the blackclouds had a zeppelin. At least we have wintadooms and DBM's and jetpacks.

Rolled 75

>>28439823

Muh roll!

>Implying this won't be a 1 again and the Arms Master will get critically injured again.

Rolled 64

>>28439823
>We have eyes on the Dread Zombies/Dread Zombie complex constantly right? If not, put some on.
And not like the last time with the Zedders either. This time we want to know if a fly creeps out of a hole in the wall.

Also voting

Rolled 38

>>28439836
Do we have enough for those observation/sniping baloons yet?
At least then we can have eyes in the skies.

Rolled 100

>>28439924

The issue with the observation/sniping baloons (if we had salvaged the zeppelin wreck before the Fozr sealed that breach with explosives we could've built...one) was that during winter they'd be useless due to absurd winds.

We did start building a perimeter of watchtowers pretty far from the base earlier in the winter, but our men froze to death while building them so that fizzled. We could probably resume that project now with success though.

Rolled 38

>>28439977

Dammit. Can we use that for building watchtowers next turn? :D

Linking in case. >>28439823

>>28439977
Aw another missed one.
Well I mean at least during the spring and summer we could have the balloons up.
Besides, in in a blizzard the 10 tribes fought with their jets pretty well I think.

Rolled 22

>>28440003
We'd be able to start scouting from the sky too.

Rolled 28

>>28440003

Ehh. The 10 tribes had some sort of fliers that did alright during winter but they almost certainly don't know how to build them.

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Rolled 41

>>28440072
Hmm.
I suppose a big nylon balloon, a little bit of fire, and basket beyond our capability?

Rolled 9

>>28440121

Nope. (you just made me miss pyro) Finding troops to man them might be difficult though, they practically scream "shoot me!"

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>>28440148
Hmm,
Historically though observation balloons were put at such a high distance they were out of the range of regular machine gun fire, or that the average person couldn't factor in the curve of gravitational pull at such heights. As such only the stronger AA artilery or planes could get to them.

If anything, we could at least have easy to launch barrage balloons as a defense against enemy fliers. Even in the winter, we'd let a bunch of them fly with the wind and they;d be a real hazard to fliers. Don't even have to man them.

Rolled 22

>>28440278

I like the barrage balloons idea, rockets/missiles are commonplace here though (I'm sure high-powered rifles and sniper rifles are too) so I'm still not digging the observation ones unless we can make some sort of cheap digital/mechanical sensor suite for them. (Now I miss Ovah Kil too, why do you keep on doing this?)

>>28440309
Thing about rockets is we'd know where they came and the enemies position. Actually, we'd confirm enemies nearby.

Yeah, we don't really have to man them in fact I'd not recommend it in retrospect unless we have people who can surivive such great falls (like Cuban Pete doing a Wille E. Coyote or maybe OK) which aren't in any reasonable supply.
Hmm, or maybe we have baloons loaded with droppods. That way even if the baloon goes, the pod lands with the troops safely inside.

Rolled 100

>>28439823
Also supporting this

>>28440497
Well I'll be.

Rolled 95

>>28440393

We could ask BilKil if he could develop some rudimentary programming for the blimps and ask the ghouls or the Zedders or the SkullFuckers or the Fiends if they have some sensors we could buy (then reverse engineer) to put on them.

Rolled 32

>>28440497

>The chances of rolling 2 100s right after each other is close to nil
Huehuehue

>>28440539
only for the same person of course *cough

Rolled 9

>>28440556

: )

Rolled 3

>>28440556

Does /tg/'s dice algorithm do its bell curve based on individual users? That'd seem odd for an anonymous image board.

>>28440730
It's got more to do with basic conditional probability than the actual /tg/ dice algorithm.
Basicaly you roll a 100, don't expect yourself to roll another anytime soon.

Rolled 98

>>28440827
Hah! If I took the advice of people like you I would've stopped gambling and not ended up eating from garbage bins years ago!

Rolled 100

Ede? You there?

>>28441124
>2 missed 100's
You know what forget what I said about statitics
The dice gods are playing with mah mind. . .

Rolled 15

>>28441198

Even better they were both from the same person.

>>28439977
>>28440497
>>28439823
You know, just in case.

Rolled 67

>>28440034
...you deleted a 1 linked to a actions plan. Hah that isn't okay. Period.

Rolled 43

>>28441301
sorry for being late had to move some crap has I got called. Seriously though deleting a 1 isn't okay that just makes me make sure something even worse happens.

Rolled 62

>>28441301
>>28441330
Basically that 1 cancels the 100 and due to deleting it makes that action plan a 1.

Next time don't delete your fucking post if it has a bad roll cause I will make it even worse.

Rolled 84

>>28441355
okay.
Not him, yeah, we deserve it.

Rolled 16

>>28441355

Well it was worth a shot.
Sorry.
Gonna take my leave now then.

Rolled 94

>>28441419
Oh no you fucking don't. You stay right here and help us fix this mess.

Rolled 38

>>28441419

We just rarely catch a break so I panicked.

Rolled 27

>>28439823
Arms Master tried to figure our the wintadooms he was RIGHT about to finish it(see giving them that one final test drive) when they all exploded again. Turns out he sorta forgot about the fact that their tied to the same fuel source...which caused things to happen when he was testing out interactions. So once recovers....again he has to start from scratch again

Our forces sent out to check out those new zombies...sorta died. Turned out they were MOST hostile and we have no idea where Dr. Bitkha went.

Charlie ended up disappearing again. No idea what happened other then some strange shrieking come from there.

No.
The mutagens were good but put on ice when it turned out something better came along. So the surplus stuff was transferred else where.

Our eyes on the Dread Zombies disappeared.

The resource converted loots vanished on its way to the ghouls no idea what happened.

casualties
500 bandits.
No survivors.

Turn 91
>>>>>A. Raid.
>>>>>B. Try to improve the base
>>>>>C. Try to improve weapons.
>>>>>D. Research technology.
>>>>>F. Explore in a direction/something.
>>>>>G. Scavenge/pillage for raw materials.
>>>>>H. Your choice
resource point
20 loots
Population: 7000(9000 bandit 400 mutant) Other:
200 bots. 10000 zombie Total:
Morale: Good
Food: Great
Water: Excellent
Fuel: Below average
Armaments: average
Infrastructure: Vault(Locked Down). Military Base(unsecured/infested)
Armor: Frosty Body Armor. Frost/Bio Hazard Power Armor(limited). Plagued body Armor. Raider Scale. Nomad Plate.
Weapons: Shotguns. SMGs. Hunting/assault Rifles. Knives. Molotov. Hatchets. DBM.
Technology: Jet packs(limited). Weapon Mod(Crude/basic). Ultra Bunker. Bandit Hybrid. Paramilitary Vehicle Engineering. Power Armor Tech(Hazard). Cold Resistance Great.
Materials:
Defenses: Vault Access. Plasma Flaming Containment Wall. Hazard Bunkers. Fortified Structures. Fire Wall. Ocean Aflame.
Power: Geothermal/ Nuclear.

>See this thread
>"Oooh, we survived. I wonder what they're up to"
>You guys did the exact thing I asked you not to do yesterday
For fucks sake, your all better than this. EDE doesn't try and swindle us.

Rolled 36

>>28441505
we're so sorry

Rolled 76

>>28441489
Goddamit, spring arrives and we lose 2 heroes. Thanks a lot you guys.

Basic 1
>Scout out the path to the east urban area
Basic 2
>Scout it again. We sure as hell aren't going to do cover it in one action, much less thanks to charlie being absent (I'm looking at you all)
Basic 3
>Pre-emptively mine around the dread zombies base from a safe distance

Rolled 89

>>28441669
o-okay

Rolled 18

>>28441669

Alright.

Rolled 26

>>28441669
Scouting indicates that the place is positively crawling with zombies. The local ecosystem seems to have collapsed. Its full on zombie plague extreme and there isn't really anything around that can thin their number. Monsters are few and far between. What remains of the bandis/factions seemed to be hanging very low. As even the tiniest whiff is promises a horde or three of zombies coming down on you.

Mines have been deployed around the dread zombie area.

Turn 92
>>>>>A. Raid.
>>>>>B. Try to improve the base
>>>>>C. Try to improve weapons.
>>>>>D. Research technology.
>>>>>F. Explore in a direction/something.
>>>>>G. Scavenge/pillage for raw materials.
>>>>>H. Your choice
resource point
20 loots
Population: 7000(9000 bandit 400 mutant) Other:
200 bots. 10000 zombie Total:
Morale: Good
Food: Great
Water: Excellent
Fuel: Below average
Armaments: average
Infrastructure: Vault(Locked Down). Military Base(unsecured/infested)
Armor: Frosty Body Armor. Frost/Bio Hazard Power Armor(limited). Plagued body Armor. Raider Scale. Nomad Plate.
Weapons: Shotguns. SMGs. Hunting/assault Rifles. Knives. Molotov. Hatchets. DBM.
Technology: Jet packs(limited). Weapon Mod(Crude/basic). Ultra Bunker. Bandit Hybrid. Paramilitary Vehicle Engineering. Power Armor Tech(Hazard). Cold Resistance Great.
Materials:
Defenses: Vault Access. Plasma Flaming Containment Wall. Hazard Bunkers. Fortified Structures. Fire Wall. Ocean Aflame.
Power: Geothermal/ Nuclear.

>>28441860
Hmm.
How common is it for extremely hungry zombies to turn onto other zeds before each other?
Shit, how long before they might even eat the scouts?

Rolled 80

>>28441669
Okay.

Rolled 66

>>28441902
Zombies usually prefer eating zeds over each other at least the infected kind anyway.
Who knows.

Rolled 50

>>28441860
Sounds like a good time to head out to the Krulsade.

I don't suppose the Zedders expect every Zed faction to go about conquering the island do they?

>>28442045
Zedders ask if were willing to hand of a number of the zombies to the Mark of Z and them. Mostly for use as fodder purposes. Thing is the Red Army is in a very snow and cold area...perfect for this type of zombie.

Rolled 73

>>28442072
this was me.

>>28442045
We have no ships, we had a train. . .
The best we can do now is thin their ranks and support zombie predators. Maybe place some zombie bait in explosive bandit bases, or find sources of radiation to make more ghouls

Rolled 56

>>28442088
We still have zombies under our command? So far as I'm cincerned they can have all of our zombies.

Rolled 69

>>28442120
Could always ask good old Warlord Slag to send us some ships for pickup.

>>28442072
then we start rounding up mindless ferals and help balance the ecosystem.
The krulsaders wouldn't happen to have POWs would they? We could use some live bait...

Rolled 15

>>28442172
That would mean accepting the invitation.

>>28442175
They are used as slaves and or food.

Hmm, I've been thinking. Can we get part time crusader positions?
We gather our strength and protect the fozr in the summer, winter we fight because the fozr can handle themselves and the red army is strongest in winter, then before spring we head home. Can that be done?

Rolled 51

>>28442223
I'm for accepting the invitation. Though maybe we should try to not get a 1 long enough to get some zombies to bring with us.

Rolled 83

>>28442282
Or we leave a portion of our force here or what-have-you.

Joining the crusade sounds good but that's why we shouldn't right now.
Were doing it put of desperation, not because we're ready to fight. They want fighters not refugees . Were not even at half our best.

When we join the crusade, it'll be on the back or a rapegod with everything we can throw at them. Make the name deadsnow resound throughout the annals of time

>>28442375
True. I'd not want to let the stories warlord slag has heard of us let down. Expecting a warhost of bandits who can rape a zombie island with defended figures...and getting a scrapful of guys asking where the food is at

>>28442223
If we do accept this invitation, what else do they expect of us besides zombie fodder? Can we accept and provide them with regular shipments, and promise to come in full force later?

Rolled 13

>>28442533
Your general forces.

Certainly , s long as your primary host is available for the major push.

>>28442574
When do how far off do they think the major push will be? So we know when to gather our strength. Preferably in winter.
Also we might need rides.

Rolled 34

>>28442642
They want the zombie fodder soon as unlike most strains snow zombies can operate easily in winter and would prove to be one HELL of a nasty surprise. Rides would be taken care off. Right now a major trading is going on as the ghoulish horde has already struck. Next winter or two the krulsade will advance with its primary forces.

>>28442681
Alright. Last questipn, but this isn't to them per say a feasibility check.
Would it be possible to trigger horde rushes from the Forrest onto large empty crusader ships with enough bait and guidance? Could the ships hold and would most of the mindless ferals fall for it?

Rolled 9

>>28442755
You could really just heard them like sheep actually. How much they could hold is unknown or how many they could send...which would need to be a lot. Cause fuck you thought there were a lot of zombies when you FIRST got here, now though holy hell.

>>28442831
Well then if winter zombies is what they need winter zombies is what they'll get. Whatever ships they can send, well fill em and then some. Better hurry, we might not be able to do this in winter and summer is our best time for this.

Rolled 49

>>28442922
In winter you are far enough up you can just walk across the ocean. Literally. Its why they have to wait till then in order to march out the majority of their forces, but yeah.

I need some confirms/actions.

>>28442941
Gonna post actions soon. Last question, do yaksha have to hibernate in winter like fozr do? Do they ice over their ice caverns?

>>28443047
nope.

Fozr just don't like the heat all that much and operate much better in winter.

>>28443097
this was me...


That feel when I found the best fucking pirate and high seas music. Fuck makes me want a run a one piece quest...damn it. WHY MUST I FOUND THIS MUSIC

>>28443171
Post or pre marinerford? Ha

>>28443274
Probably make my spin of it so I don't have to worry about power plays(see heavily inspired) and the fact that the anime/manga will change things up over time. Despite the fact I watched the anime twice and have begun work on the manga. Serioulsy though fuck this goddamn music for putting me in that mood. So not fair...

Rolled 10

>>28443171
Basic 1
>If we have fully scouted the area between us and the east urban area, attempt to see if safe exploration is possible despite the ravenous zombies. If we haven't completely scouted the area, scout again
Basic 2
Attempt to contact/scout out said yaksha from the ice caverns we left unmolested last year. Did they attack us in winter? For what cause, we had the decency to leave their food alone. If our scouts don't return, that clears things up.
Basic 3
>f.
Explore/scout for potential places to gather resources or food where we have not yet and give us a general direction.

Rolled 96

>>28443381
Well, alright I guess

Rolled 76

>>28443381

I'll approve.

I think the Yaksha and Fozr attacked us (generally) because we're the cause of their/the renegade Fozr's woes. We've shattered the island's ecology and strengthened their primary enemy's numbers to absurd levels.

That tends to, you know, piss people off.

Anyway, I think we should construct the Watchtower perimeter so we can get some advanced warning on any attacks (even if it's just because the towers go out of communication), though that may not be feasible with the increased zombie presence.

Too bad we lost all our Wintadooms and will have to build more (and they won't have the jetpacks). They were really our only technological strongpoint aside from the DBMs (though the DBMs probably disproportionately affect our abilities due to all the native fauna disliking heat).

Rolled 64

>>28443928
>>28443381

Back to what I meant to say, we should try to hamstring the Yaksha and Renegade Fozr's abilities to make war on us while it's warm and they can't operate on a scale that's completely above us. To this effect we need to get some troops training under the Fozr to disarm traps immediately and start R&Ding a way to dump a lot of heat into their ice caves. If we can get their caves warm then we should be able to face them on an equal or above-equal footing despite the home-turf advantage.

By the way, how friendly are our Fozr with us since we've (kinda sorta...even though we caused it) defended the base from overwhelming attack during 'their' time of year?

Also, can we get some info from the Zedders (unless our bandits have an explanation) about how the Yaksha/Fozr managed to get into our harbor without us noticing? Was it just a combination of them being careful, it being a blizzard, and the water being iced over?

>>28443928
We been trying so hard to get those wintadooms I hope their not cursed.
Hmm, I wonder if stuff in the OP picture of edes threads are cursed
>The Memor tree pic signified to the failure of operation market garden
>aduro tower blew up
>a series of unfortunate wintadoom events

Rolled 11

>>28443928
This anon gets it.

>>28443381
our scouting force didn't do to well. The zombies were everywhere...mostly though its all forest makes our watchtowers not all that great.

Scouts report the place seems iced over. They did find a way in and found a few holding cells for monsters and zombies. Followed by a bunch of slumbering Yaksha who would occasionally wonder back into the freezer section for a bite to eat or do some other chore. They had to book it when some of them began to wake up.

resources are there...kinda. Food is VERY hard to find best of checking out ruins and hope you find something.

Turn 93
>>>>>A. Raid.
>>>>>B. Try to improve the base
>>>>>C. Try to improve weapons.
>>>>>D. Research technology.
>>>>>F. Explore in a direction/something.
>>>>>G. Scavenge/pillage for raw materials.
>>>>>H. Your choice
resource point
20 loots
Population: 7000(9000 bandit 400 mutant) Other:
200 bots. 10000 zombie Total:
Morale: Good
Food: Great
Water: Excellent
Fuel: Below average
Armaments: average
Infrastructure: Vault(Locked Down). Military Base(unsecured/infested)
Armor: Frosty Body Armor. Frost/Bio Hazard Power Armor(limited). Plagued body Armor. Raider Scale. Nomad Plate.
Weapons: Shotguns. SMGs. Hunting/assault Rifles. Knives. Molotov. Hatchets. DBM.
Technology: Jet packs(limited). Weapon Mod(Crude/basic). Ultra Bunker. Bandit Hybrid. Paramilitary Vehicle Engineering. Power Armor Tech(Hazard). Cold Resistance Great.
Materials:
Defenses: Vault Access. Plasma Flaming Containment Wall. Hazard Bunkers. Fortified Structures. Fire Wall. Ocean Aflame.
Power: Geothermal/ Nuclear.

Rolled 21

>>28444055

Is mutant meat generally good to eat? Does it count as cannibalism?

Rolled 71

>>28444027
hm...

note to self make sure to switch to images of things that annoy me. Just in case.

>>28444009
The water was frozen over so it wasn't hard for them to sweep in.

>>28444055
>book it
I asked to try and contact, cowards. Eh, maybe they don't like to be bothered when they're having midnight munchies.

So who else thinks there's a better alternative than waiting for them to attack us next winter? Diplomatic violence or otherwise?

Rolled 92

>>28444085
depends on said mutant but most the time its a REALLY bad idea with the whole you are what you eat and considering what they eat...

As for cannibalism depends.

>>28444009
Good ideas.
We could also try and talk to them. You know we've never done a successful bluff yet.
Even if they could stop it, us triggering a massive starving zombie rush to their ice cavern wouldn't be pleasant for them I'd imagine

>>28444009
If it's warming the caves all we need is one thing.
Oil. And lots of it.
Oil floats on water and burns through steam. As the caverns melt, the water brings the oil deeper into the caves compounding it. Water is useless against it so unless they have tanker trucks worth of fire extinguishers they're fucked

In addition you know those fire safety videos telling you to never pour water on a pot of burning oil? Imagine that, but on a huge scale travelling though the underground. Broiled yaksha

>>28444323
You know what's better than an out of.control oil fire?
An out of control ethanol/alcohol fire. That shit burns invisible and has the properties of oil.
There is nothing more terrifying that burning alive to a fire you can't even see, not even smoke. It would be as if the water were burning them.

Best part is we have a brewery already

Rolled 58

>>28444323

They're not primitives though, I'm sure they annoyed the bandits here before we were ever a thing but they survived those reprisals. It's a good start, but we'll need more.

DARPA actually has a project right now where they've filled (what are essentially) racquetballs with jet fuel that have a couple of holes poked on one side. You light a few on fire, toss them in the building you want to clear and keep the doors shut.

The burning fuel going out of the holes acts as a thruster, they bounce around, and they move fast enough that they're cooled before they can melt. Because there are so many covering so much surface area and being so hot everywhere it raises the ambient temperature of the confined space to ridicuhigh levels really quick and anyone inside is roasted alive.

>>28444565
That should work for the upper levels butwell need a way to get those to reach the lower levels.

Also were a bit lacking in jet fuel.

>>28444323
>>28444491
>>28444565
Still its more than likely they have fire/blast doors for that kind of situation.

If we're lucky maybe the invisible alcohols fire they won't understand why their mates are flailing around like idiots until the water gets to them and starts burning before they can close the doors.

Rolled 14

>>28444810

They're smart though. They're low tech, but powerful and smart. I'd warrant that as soon as they think they're under attack they'll unleash a monster horde stampede of special fightan' monsters they've been breeding with down there.

>they won't understand why their mates are flailing about like idiots
If only Cuban Pete and Pyro were here.
You could say they were doing the monster mash
Carlos.jpg

>>28445007
Hmm, they probably were smart enough not to invest all their troops and cards in the attack.
Unlike the 10 tribes.

After all this talk of fighting I for one think we should try diplomacy as well

>>28445007
If they unleash a monsterhorde all the better.
More zombie chow, their hoarding at the slightest wiff of food.
If they win, we fix the ecosystem. If they lose, we beat them. Win win.

Rolled 89

>>28445188

We should consider breaking open the iced over mines in the calderas to release the fuckloads of monsters in there for the zombies to nom. Might want to start with the caldera furthest from us though to draw zombies away and test it out.

>>28445315
Or we blow up the volcano/release the 2nd dark god on us all.

Ramona much? Heh

Rolled 43

All dis smart ideas and discussion...so delicious.

Basic 1
AM replenished the wintadoom fleet to its former strength. Loot to resource.
Basic 2
That place where they "kinda"found resoirces? If its fully scouted, explore and opportunistically bring back resoueces. If not, scout again
Basic 3
Moonshot starts stockpiling alcohol and ethanol for future racquetball related reasons

Rolled 21

>>28445705
Forgot my roll

Rolled 16

>>28445705

Sounds cool. This suits my jive, brother.

Rolled 92

>>28445705
Eh, I'll vote it for now

Rolled 71

Anyone else find it weird how we've made it into the ice caverns/Yaksha lairs twice and haven't been noticed either time? The first time there wasn't even anyone there. That's weird...

>>28445705
Change Basic 3 to: Send some men over to train in trap disarmament with the Yaksha
and you've got my vote.

>>28445892
And this was without Charlie.
Either were not the only one with lax security standards, or they're incredibly confident behind a greater horror. For all we know their last attack was a mere test of our strength. A game even.

>>28445892
Whose Yaksha are we training with?

Rolled 83

>>28446001

I'm...not so sure about that last bit.

You know, the Yaksha probably have more than a finger dipped into why-ever the iced mines are filled with monsters.

>>28446026
I meant "Fozr". My bad.

>>28445892>>28446046
I'll accept that modification.

I'm almost hoping there are more monsters down there. Maybe we can get some smart zombies to spread the word and they can break through the doors by sheer pressed flesh like the ocean of fleshbeasts did to general dukovs mobile fortress

Rolled 70

>>28446166

Remember that we've only scouted/explored the closest caldera but we want to do this at first on the furthest caldera.

Rolled 56

>>28445705
New Wintadooms have been constructed under AM guidance. Mostly by him being put up on trolley over looking construction and yelling at the workers for being idiots or doing it wrong.

Sadly trying to find resources didn't go well. Zombies were to thick our scouts even managed to get lost among the heaving tides of flesh.

Stock piling as commenced much to the sadness of our forces and his relief at the overtaxed domain.

Turn 94
>>>>>A. Raid.
>>>>>B. Try to improve the base
>>>>>C. Try to improve weapons.
>>>>>D. Research technology.
>>>>>F. Explore in a direction/something.
>>>>>G. Scavenge/pillage for raw materials.
>>>>>H. Your choice
resource point
20 loots
Population: 7000(9000 bandit 400 mutant) Other:
200 bots. 10000 zombie Total:
Morale: Good
Food: Great
Water: Excellent
Fuel: Below average
Armaments: average
Infrastructure: Vault(Locked Down). Military Base(unsecured/infested)
Armor: Frosty Body Armor. Frost/Bio Hazard Power Armor(limited). Plagued body Armor. Raider Scale. Nomad Plate.
Weapons: Shotguns. SMGs. Hunting/assault Rifles. Knives. Molotov. Hatchets. DBM.
Technology: Jet packs(limited). Weapon Mod(Crude/basic). Ultra Bunker. Bandit Hybrid. Paramilitary Vehicle Engineering. Power Armor Tech(Hazard). Cold Resistance Great.
Materials:
Defenses: Vault Access. Plasma Flaming Containment Wall. Hazard Bunkers. Fortified Structures. Fire Wall. Ocean Aflame.
Power: Geothermal/ Nuclear.

WTF POST ALREADY DAMN IT

Rolled 92

>>28446241

Let's let the AM rest for a turn or two.

>Basic 1
Scout out the path to the furthest extinct caldera then come back.

>Basic 2
Scout out that godamn path again motherfuckers.

>Basic 3
Have our troops start training with the Fozr on trap/explosives disarming training.

>>28446241
Were never going to get anything done with this many zombies. We've got to thin the herd. Can't even reach the caldera
Possibilities are sending them to the southwest tentacle town or yaksha cavern or anything else others can imaginw

Rolled 93

>>28446328
But, let's see if we can reach the caldcaldera. mMaybe we can. Voting

Rolled 74

>>28446350

We're trying to get to the furthest caldera to crack open mines full of monsters that we hope are there to take care of that very problem.

>>28446451
>we hope it's there
That usually means it isn't there...or it is.but it's not what we expect

Rolled 87

>>28446328

Thirding to get the thread moving again. If this scouting attempt fails then we need to look into alternate means of reducing zombies/luring them away.

I suppose we ask the Zedders how many zombies their ship can hold?

Rolled 14

>>28446328
>>28446409
>>28446875
All these kick ass rolls. What the hell.


Our scouts found a shortcut to the furthermost away extinct caldera.

Threats include a couple previously unknown factions, a few bandits, mutants, monster, and number of zombies. Its a popular route apparently.

Fozr refuse to train our guys saying its for security reasons.

In other news

Cuban Pete returned, along with a very ruffled Pyro.

Who states that those other heroes are dead from what he can tell. If their not inside the base anyway.

In any case winter music relate: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66cTH3X04uU Fozr music.

Turn 94
>>>>>A. Raid.
>>>>>B. Try to improve the base
>>>>>C. Try to improve weapons.
>>>>>D. Research technology.
>>>>>F. Explore in a direction/something.
>>>>>G. Scavenge/pillage for raw materials.
>>>>>H. Your choice
resource point
20 loots
Population: 7000(9000 bandit 400 mutant) Other:
200 bots. 10000 zombie Total:
Morale: Good
Food: Great
Water: Excellent
Fuel: Below average
Armaments: average
Infrastructure: Vault(Locked Down). Military Base(unsecured/infested)
Armor: Frosty Body Armor. Frost/Bio Hazard Power Armor(limited). Plagued body Armor. Raider Scale. Nomad Plate.
Weapons: Shotguns. SMGs. Hunting/assault Rifles. Knives. Molotov. Hatchets. DBM.
Technology: Jet packs(limited). Weapon Mod(Crude/basic). Ultra Bunker. Bandit Hybrid. Paramilitary Vehicle Engineering. Power Armor Tech(Hazard). Cold Resistance Great.
Materials:
Defenses: Vault Access. Plasma Flaming Containment Wall. Hazard Bunkers. Fortified Structures. Fire Wall. Ocean Aflame.
Power: Geothermal/ Nuclear.

Rolled 84

>>28447070

Should we dispatch Pyro to check out the Dread Zombie area where the Dread Witch was dropped off and taken...?

Rolled 60

>>28447070

>Basic 1
Go to the furthest extinct caldera and scout it.

>Basic 2
Go back to the furthest extinct caldera and scoutplore it.

>Basic 3
Send Pyro (alone if he wants, with our best if they don't) to the Dread Zombie parts of the compound to see if he can find anything about the Dread Witch.

Extra:
Is the Arms Master recovered yet?

Tell the Fozr "Okay...?" and give them a funny, puzzled look.