>>28405208
>[X]Whats that rumbling?
As much as I want to ask whether that's what we're actually like, priorities.

>>28405208
[x]No that isn't okay, tell me why you had to be such an evil bitch.

>>28405208
[x]Whats that rumbling?
And is it really a coincidence it starts when giving an evil part of you its own body?

And screw you Lubu, of course we'd be friendlier if we were planning on backstabbing you.

>>28405260
FUCK FORGOT MY TRIP WAS ON

[]Whats that rumbling?

Job first, bitch later.

[x]Whats that rumbling?

>[]No that isn't okay, tell me why you had to be such an evil bitch.

I still want to be her friend :3

>>28405208
>[x]No that isn't okay, tell me why you had to be such an evil bitch.
We could have been friends and worked together. I can only imagine the scheming that would have occurred to get her a body. Also the rumbling is kinda important too.

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>>28405298
actually, important question: Are we still in hospital robes?

>>28405335
The answer is "because we are both fundamentally colossal bitches".

>>28405377
If only she would have asked us for help. We could have been the bitchiest of friends.

Counting and writing

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>>28405403
Pretty much this, If she started by saying "Hey listen, I know I'm a ghost and all but I can feel what you feel too and I want to use a physical body before I explode out of your chest like Alien from pure boredom, come on, just once around the track"

And we would have let her, because it would have been totally awesome.

>>28405441
>and then we wake up in a pile of corpses

>Just another Tuesday for Masako

>>28405469
Our response could only be "That was awesome!"

[x]What's that rumbling.

You sit up, pushing your sister off you and begin to heads towards the titanic bitch with the full intent of...but you lose that line of though when a tremor, stronger this time knocks you off your feet and you land facefirst on the ground. You quickly get up and ask at no one in particular, "What's going on?" You ask at no one in particular and Lubu answers with, "Your father is knocking at the gates, it has been a very long time since he did that...just what is he planning this time?" He looks at one of the doors, the one with the entrance you used back when you were working with your dad. "Whatever it is it's serious, right Lubu?" Aomi asks, "It isn't supposed to shake so much in here, right?"

"Whatever it is, if he keeps hammering like this the seal will be vulnerable as most of its energy will be focused on regenerating rather than defense."

"I need one of you two to go outside and see what is going on. And the other for defense, just in case. If you see any of the precure having trouble out there go help them. Nothing might be happening but we never know."

You:
[]Decide to stay.
[]Volunteer to go to town.

>>28405768
>[x]Volunteer to go to town.

>>28405768
[X] Lubu, am I good to fight?

>>28405768
[x]Decide to stay.
Is it really coincidence it starts rumbling right after giving an evil part of you its own body?

>>28405768
>[x]Volunteer to go to town.

>>28405768
>[x]Volunteer to go to town.

momo and misa suck
shorty and nerd are rookies

they need us

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>>28405768
>[]Volunteer to go to town.

Get the guns and the sword, It's party time!

>>28405768
>[x]Volunteer to go to town.
We would have an advantage on the generals we have encountered before.

Voting time is over

>>28405768
>>28405768
>[x] Volunteer to go to town.
As much as I'd like to stay here and torment Red, Aomi has higher claim to that job. We have noobs to save.

why the fuck my images aren't uploading...

>>28405942
[X] Battle Uniform Time

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>>28405855
http://youtu.be/_RK_aR078Do

Aw yeah.

but we don't use guns

my rebuttal
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fduv3Tbvi1w

>>28405827
no, its probably not.

I have a feeling this is dumb, but I can't deny the Ishikuno logic.

Out there somewhere, there is something that needs punched.

ONWARD TO BATTLE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SWYoEOU2fI&list=RDTlDrLXLST0s

>>28406053
>but we don't use guns
only because we've yet to find a gun that can rival Cure Fist Damage

>>28406104
you could use the sword

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>>28406123
I fully expect to.

>>28406123
is Gunsword an option?

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>Out there somewhere, there is something that needs punched.

Carl Sagan - 'Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.'

Masako Ishikuno - 'Somewhere, something stupid is waiting to be punched.'

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>>28406123
Wait, you mean that sword we never use could work as a GUN too and maybe many other functions that we don't know about?

It's almost as if we should have practiced and figured out how to use it before now!

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>>28406123
We could indeed, but we probably wont unless we need to. Also we are probably close to the record for worst toy salesmen in precure cannon. Gotta be good at something other than punching things

>>28406203
It's made from our underwear. Our panties, that is.
Who knows if they, or our bra (if any) can be used for other things?

>>28406203
>you mean that sword we never use

We have yet to face a foe that is worth our sword. Everyone around is is shit except for little sister, and we would sooner cut off our own hand than raise it against her.

>>28406123
I have a feeling we're never going to use that in a real fight unless Aomi is threatened. Because if that happens heads would roll.

>>28406203
To be fair, we've only encountered one fight where needing the sword seemed like it might have been a thing.

And then critical hit happened.

I mean, think what would have happened if we'd used the sword on Mini-ko

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>>28406217
No, we're the BEST toy salesmen in Precure history

Because when we take out that sword, when we take out that fucking sword, every little girl and grown man in the world is going to be like HOLY SHIT THAT WAS AWESOME and immediately buy twenty of them.

Meanwhile, pads or hearts or whatever lame toy the Precure have will be left on the shelf, alone and unloved.

>>28406192
ch 22 when?

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[x]Volunteer to go to town.

"I'll go, if there is something actually going on Momokoand the other are going to need the best help you can get." You hear Aomi chuckle followed by mumbling eerily similar to the word "overconfident" and a cleared sigh which clearly echoes from...somewhere. After thinking about for a few moments Lubu answers, "Alright, but be ready to come back here at anytime, focus on getting here quickly and you should be teleported near the center of the chamber.

With that done you begin running towards the exit of the seal chamber, past the long hallway and into the basement of the castle. You immediately change into your combat clothes. Their weight, though almost negligible makes you feel at ease while you run with a slight clanging sound as you move. There is another tremor, much stronger this time...maybe they actually feel stronger out here? Either case this isn't good. You take your cellphone and try to get Momoko on the line but you get a message that the phone lines are over-saturated.

You:

[]Try to get a vantage point, climb the castle wall or one of the towers. They're the tallest things arond.
[]Keep moving, jump from rooftop from rooftop, you'll cover more ground that way.

>>28406257
>Precure pads
Now that's going too far.

>>28406264
>[X]Keep moving, jump from rooftop to rooftop, you'll cover more ground that way.

>>28406217
>worst toy salesmen in precure cannon
I like to imagine the precures are running around saving the world and selling toys on a regular basis while we're doing stuff like accidently setting bookcases on fire and punching our own psychoses in the face.

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>>28406264
>[x]Try to get a vantage point, climb the castle wall or one of the towers. They're the tallest things around.

be the Queen of all we survey

Announce our arrival to the lesser beings!

>>28406264
>[x]Try to get a vantage point, climb the castle wall or one of the towers. They're the tallest things arond.

We'll definitely be able to use our Sweep bonus from up there.

>>28406264
>[x] Try to get a vantage point, climb the castle wall or one of the towers. They're the tallest things around.
Time to get a scope of how fucked we are.

>>28406264
>[x]Try to get a vantage point, climb the castle wall or one of the towers. They're the tallest things arond.

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>>28406264
>[x]Try to get a vantage point, climb the castle wall or one of the towers. They're the tallest things around.
gotta have that high ground advantage

>>28406264
>[]Keep moving, jump from rooftop from rooftop, you'll cover more ground that way.
Do, or do not. There is no "try".

Decisive, positive action. And hey, there's bound to be a 50/50 chance we'll be headed in the right direction anyway.

[X] Dial-a-cure while we're moving.

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>>28406258
Now that the author seems to have beaten the Japanese Cold, we're just waiting on the translators. Pic related.
>>28406264
[X]Try to get a vantage point, climb the castle wall or one of the towers. They're the tallest things around.

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>>28406338
>gotta have that high ground advantage
don't bother. The high ground advantage only works if you're the good guy.

>>28406396
good point, good thing we kinda working for the traditional "good" guys

Counting and Writing

>>28406416
...also a good point.

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>>28406416
>>28406476

We are the good guy.

Hell, we're better at fighting Dad's lackey than Misa and Momo.

>>28406497
that's because we don't fight like a good guy ;)

>>28406497
We could still use some more backstory regarding the whole war thing but yes i was >>28406338
and agree completely

>>28406525
oops i meant >>28406416

>>28406497
Of course we're better at fighting. We hate everybody and were designed for murder.

>>28406578
Well, we don't technically hate everybody. We don't even really hate Momoko that much anymore. Though Red and those two asshole generals still owe us teeth necklaces.

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>>28406636
soon....

>>28406636
I want Reds fingers, not her teeth. She broke them before to torture us.

[x]Try to get a vantage point, climb the castle wall or one of the towers. They're the tallest things around.

You need to know what the hell is going on before you start charging in one direction and hoping you find trouble, or worse yet, trouble finds you. You decide to scale one of the guard towers on the walls and have a look around. With all the tremors it is probably a bad idea but Lubu said that your dad has done this before so everything castle related should hold. You jump up the walls, using small wall outcroppings to push yourself further up.

When you reach the top you are greeted by a panoramic view of the town. There are no destroyed buildings so far mostly because they're design to endure like this but you get the impression things might get worse soon, especially if one of the generals is using the confusion in their advantage. There is nothing out of the ord- wait were those red beams coming from the east accompanied by a flying pink ring heading up to the clouds further away? You look around and see someone leisurely standing on a rooftop in that direction as well.

There is definitely something going on. This not so lovely afternoon.

[]Go towards pink,
[]Red looks like she needs help.
[]Greet that weird person on your own way.

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>>28406497
For now

>Masako's future at the rate we're going at

>>28406784
>[]Greet that weird person on your own way.

>>28406784
>[]Red looks like she needs help.
Not that we care, but I don't think I can stomach fighting alongside Momo.

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>>28406784
>[x]Greet that weird person on your own way.

That little guy is going to do something...

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>>28406784
>[x]Greet that weird person on your own way.
"Looks like I found someone interesting to dance with."

>>28406784
>[x]Greet that weird person on your own way.
Got to be a general. Take your sword out and stab them from behind.

>>28406876
Let's not be hasty here. We ain't the same baby-slaying monster we were when Mr. Love Letter first tried to spy on us.

>>28406963
Not just that, they're probably way stronger by now, we were out for a week.

>>28406963
We're technically playing on the other team now, sure. There's no reason we shouldn't do what he suggested though. In fact, that's why it is probably a good idea.

>>28407025
Which is more reason for us to do it and take it out quickly rather than a long drawn out battle.

>>28406963
Babies are dangerous in large enough numbers

Counting and writing

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>>28407104
Gold, what is happening!?

>>28407183
Every time I try to post with an image, it hangs and times out. It's really killing my fun tonight.

Methinks it may soon be time to drop our Pantsu and gut a bitch with them.

>>28407224
maybe close and reopen your browser?

reboot maybe?

>>28407454
Tried that, and cleared my browser cache and settings. I've been browsing help pages for the last 90 minutes.

And I am fucking stumped.

>>28407156
Hope it works out for us.

>>28407535
image format maybe?

>>28407598
At this point, I'm thinking full uninstall/reinstall of said browser. But I'm not going to do that while the thread is running.

>>28407640
maybe get another browser?

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>>28407640
Perhaps a broken extension? Firefox had an upgrade recently that may have broken something you use.

Hold on 4chan thinks my post is spam...how situationally ironic

>>28407699
I'd prefer to consider that a last resort. It's not like I'm using IE here.

>>28407718
I'm not seeing anything of that sort other than possibly Java. I run a pretty basic install.

[x]Greet that weird person on your own way.

No normal person should be able to stand straight with all this shaking, hell you'd have problems with it too if you weren't heading in the very suspicious person's direction by jumping around and only touching the floor every few moments or so. As you close your distance you see that the person is wearing a dress that you would recognize anywhere.

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You smile as you adjust your final jump to land right in front of her, putting you in a trajectory where you are in perfect position hit her from behind. As you close you stick your leg out you kick her in the back and off the building. She disappears midair but you're sure you landed a solid hit on dream illusion bitch. You hear her yell at you from somewhere below, "Alright, whoever it was you will...wait, YOU"RE alive?" She appears...all five of her, on the middle of the street below. "We though you got offed in the seal room, good to know you're the little traitor I knew you would be. Especially since the good old doctor decided to use the Precure as a base." She laughs, "I hope you enjoyed my little present, I'm not to fond of giving jewelry to girls but I made a very special exception just for you."

Two of the illusions jump towards the rooftop you are standing and struggling to stand on. Quickly followed by another pair. You only have time to intercept one set of them. Who knows which ones are real.

You:
[]Get rid of the first pair, she'd probably think you think the first ones are a trap.
[]Get rid of the second pair, she probably thinks you'll just hit the first ones because you're you.
[]She is a coward, go attack the remaining one on the street.

>>28407822
>[x] She is a coward, go attack the remaining one on the street.

It's time to choke a bitch~ It's time to choke a bitch~

>>28407822
>[x]She is a coward, go attack the remaining one on the street.

Previous experiences dictate that she is passive and prioritizes safety and defense over offense

it doesn't matter though, whatever we pick, she won't be the one we pick.

>>28407822
>>[x] She is a coward, go attack the remaining one on the street.
Yeah, so far these guys have been dumb and cowardly. Dad's minions are all so fucking dumb

>>28407822
>[X]She is a coward, go attack the remaining one on the street.
It's possible the real one is invisible or hiding, but gotta hurt somebody.

>>28407822
>[X]She is a coward, go attack the remaining one on the street.
I fully expect none of the illusions to be real.

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>>28407822
>[x]She is a coward, go attack the remaining one on the street.
Its party time

>>28407937
It is also distinctly possible that she has some ability to do physical damage with her illusions. Since we're damn resistant to mind control, it's the only way she might still stand a chance against us.

>>28407976
>GoGo SWORDPANTSU

SOrry guys, I'm gonna have to cut it right now as I have to leave. Lets just say you might or might not gotten it almost right.

>>28408091
Well, you did say you had to visit a hospital. I hope whoever you're seeing gets well soon.

>>28408091
Alright Kinto, thanks for the thread!

>>28408091
nighty night

>>28408091
>Thanks for the thread, we'll choke this joke later.

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>>28408091
Best of luck to whomever you are visiting and thanks as always.

>>28408140
We'll choke this... chicken?

>>28407977
I guess that's possible.

>>28408091
No worries. thanks for running and best of luck to you and your friend.

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>>28408168
There is a cure for that. (yes i know that was horrible)

I hope we take dream girl's skull a la Predator

>>28408535
remember, we've become good...not nice.

Dreamgirl will bleed. She will bleed and we will place her decapitated body on a pike as warning to any new servants father empowers.

...or is that too dark. Lets just do the thing where they loose their empowering magic

>>28408679
At least let us use bamboo shoots to remover her fingernails...

>>28408803

Or waterboarding

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>>28408956
Is it too late to check out that curio shop way back from earlier

wanna see if they got a puzzle box for sale....

[X] "Oh yeah, that reminds me.

We never really got around to introductions that time I broke your dream-face.

My name is Ishikuno. What should I carve on your headstone?"

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>>28413231
color me amused by the google image search results for "Masako Ishikuno"

It's like a "best of" rerun. Good job, Gold

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>>28412169
Now you see I was thinking more a nice friendly board game.

>>28413231
>My name is Ishikuno. What should I carve on your headstone?"
Snarky anon.

>>28416613
Really, i just want to know what her actual name is. We nicknamed her "Black Queen" and/or "that dream bitch" because the first time she turned up we kind of accidentally'd her before she got a chance to do her "villain spiel".

>>28416784
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26828791/#p26833276

>>28416784
I like dream bitch/ illusion bitch more than black queen

>>28419109
I was kinda thinking we'd cut her off before she finishes

>>28419900
I hope we never learn it too

here lies whatshername

she died as she lived

like a bitch

>>28419984
We are good at being heroic.

Let us continue being so good.

Put the "real" heroes to shame

>>28420117
Its a shame Miniko earned a time-out for being a colossal thundercunt because this seems like the kind of thing she'd love

>>28420117
heroes protect and save people

we're all about murdering evil and people we don't like

>>28423482
The Pretty Cure seem to have the heroism thing locked down for now.

So engaging the enemy reserves is a wise tactical move. The fact that it also allows us to revel in petty revenge is just a nice bonus.