Twitter: @HeroRena>Last time on HERO QUEST!>Rena has successfully fled from the Monster Maestro! On the way back to her home she made a brief stop and beat up the evil Monster Master! They she found out the Monster Master's evil scheme... She wanted to turn Rena into a monstrous vampire!>Will Rena cure herself!?>Oh, she's also back down to C-Class.
>Rena examines herself in the mirror. She looks at her eyes, at the places where she had been bitten (which have long since healed), and finally at her teeth.>There were still the short white nubs she was used to, nothing at all like the wicked fangs that the Monster Master could grow.Aww.Fangs would have been cool.Well, at least this shows I'm not a full vampire. I wouldn't have even believed I was half now if it weren't for the fact that I accidentally crushed my glass this morning.Magical Girl Sparkle said I needed to wait for the Doctor to come but I've already been asked to take down some more villains. I guess I could just call in sick.
>>28385940Called Bridgette about this yet?I think it's gone past the point where you can keep what her sister is up to a secret.
>>28385940NOPE.NOT GOING OUT TODAY.We need to finish a mission in a week, theres plenty of time.Hug kitty under blanket.Resist urge to bite kitty.
Here's the thing, Rena. You have ACTUAL POWER now. Like, real stuff. You also have a shitload of money. Go buy a goddamn costume that's worth a damn and stay in your rank. Keep the power.Live the fun life.I'm willing to bet MM+ was planning this - giving you a little gift of power so you could survive.
>>28385940>guess I could just call in sick.No fucking way, that would be FLAT out disrespectful to citizen.Go fight those villains.
What are we doing at home, anyway? Home is vulnerable. See if you can lay low anywhere more defensible.
>>28386003Also flat out buy some protection for your home. At my reckoning you have at least twenty k.
>>28386003>Keep the powerSo it will be even easier for MM+ to turn us full vampire and control us?
>>28385940Keep our hood up and go beat up some weak villains. We can actually fight them now. We might as well make a pile of money while we still have actual power.
>>28385994fuck that, we should at least see what vamp power is like b4 we lose it in a weekgo out and beat down some villainsBUT STAY ALERT FOR MM+NEVER DROP YOUR GUARD
>>28386093Rena will need to be careful to not make her power seem too apparent, however. Even if she got knocked back to C-class, her newfound vampire powers could cause other villains to take notice and start fighting waaay too seriously or dangerously when/if she gets cured. That would be just as bad as getting bumped back up to A-class.
>>28385940Also, call up a broker or something. We need to make some serious investments with the pile o' cash that we just got from the kidnapping debacle.
>>28386127we won't have them long enough to be noticed
>>28385940If we stay in one place, MM+ is more likely to find us. Let's go fight crime, earn some money, and see if we can't make some friends among the heroes.
>>28386157You jinxed it.
>>28385940Call Bridgette and tell her what bullshit her sister pulled. Ask her to explain to her sister that you are a punch-clock hero, and you're running interference to keep the killers from going after her.Also, and this is IMPORTANT, find out where MM+ is going to be all day from either her or Shadow Man. Then stay the FUCK away from MM+.Go do your C mission for the week, then see about buying talismans that protect against curses.Also, remember to ask Shadow Man about people capable of safely removing the demon in Anti-Hero's skull, 'cause that shit has GOT to go.
>>28386251No, don't tell Bridgette! Keep it a surprise...
>>28386251I KNOW RIGHTI'VE BEEN WARNING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT THING ALL ALONGYou're still a shitty tripfag though
>>28385940That's probably a good idea. We might want to tell the doctor to leave the super strength in if he's able. That would be nice.
I guess I should tell Bridgette... Let me call her first...>Rena rings up Bridgette. It takes a minute but she answers.MM: "Rena? I'm busy.""Oh, sorry. I really need to talk to you about something."MM: "One second... Colossus Crush! ... Okay, what's up?">Rena explains to her what happened. There's dead silence for a minute after she's done talking. Then-MM: "THAT BITCH! I'M GOING TO KICK HER ASS!""Bridgette, no don't-."MM: "No! She's gone too far! Thanks for the heads up, Rena! Sorry she did that to you!"-Click-...I think I made a mistake.>Rena sits back down on her couch and checks out her tablet. There's a few Villains on the waiting list.Name: The TrapperRank: C-Class 37Powers: Advance GadgetryName: Jiang ShiRank: C-Class 33Powers: Durability, Super Strength, 'Ki' Drain.Name: Queen of the WorldRank: B-Class 17Powers: Powers: Extremely High Charisma, Summoning, Minor Teleportation, Super Strength, Reincarnation.Oh, the Queen is up to stuff again. I might want to avoid her though...Also I should probably buy a new costume before I fight these guys. Just because I'm now filthy rich.
>>28386355Lets try Jiang Shi>Also I should probably buy a new costume before I fight these guys. Just because I'm now filthy rich.Yeah, why not. Get a cloak.
>>28386355Jiang Shi was bullying kids or something last time, right? What's he/she up to now?
>>28386355Jiang Shi. Most of those traits look vaguely magical, which we are good against. Traps would just put us in embarrassing and compromising positions. I think we've had enough of being rescued as of late.
>>28386355Jiang Shi. Interested in what Queen is up to, but beating a higher rank is kind of not something we should be doing if we want to stay C-class.
>>28386355let's stop whoever is doing the most TERRIBLE crime.
>>28386355Costume, then trapper. Bring along a bucket of water and a magnet.
>>28386325I tripfag so people are warned in advance of the inane shit that regularly spews out of the orifices on my face.>>28386355Buy a bear tazer, then go after The Trapper. Don't approach him, though, since wherever he is is going to be covered with traps and you're more genre savvy than that.
Now watch tyhis - you'll rank up for manipulating two villains against each other.
>>28386478>the inane shit that regularly spews out of the orifices on my face.And boy does it ever!
>>28386355Yes, let's go shopping. And then the trapper - because fuck getting into a scrap with someone with super strength. We wanna keep as low a profile as we can.
>>28386355Gonna have to agree with the others, Jiang Shi seems like a relatively easy target, and as for a costume? Honestly, what we have now seems to suit us pretty well.
>>28386530Well... Let me at least enhance it.>Rena leaves her home, looking behind her shoulder ever few minutes to watch out for the Monster Master. When she's safely inside of the Hero Association she purchases an upgrade to her suit. It is now even more durable, requiring much more damage to be taken before it breaks down. She can fight a professional fighter for some time and be fine while it's on.>She then goes to see Jian Shi. Out of her she is doing the most amount of damage by terrorizing an entire chunk of the city. The Queen is just forcing a Club to listen to her singing while the Trapper is robbing a store.>She heads to Jiang Shi and sees her standing on top of a large staff. The buildings around her are destroyed with people running about and screaming. She spots Rena and grins.JS: "Are you the Hero sent to defeat me!? You don't look too tough!"
>>28386712Pre-emptive rock throw.
>>28386712you don't look so alivesrslysee a doctor
>>28386741Agreed. She's balanced on a giant pole, any disturbance would at least throw her off balance.
>>28386712nope, really notSo what's your shtick?
>>28386712What happened to your face? Did you have an intense kidding session with the propeller of a motorboat?
>>28386712oh shitJiangshi are chinese vampiresYou should leave
>>28386712"No, I'm not tough. Could you stop whatever it is you are doing though?I don't actually think there's any good reason for you to smash buildings anyway"
>>28386773Yeah. Knock her down.
>>28386712Throw a rock. At JS or pole, either way.
>>28386803So knock over a fire hydrant then hide behind the running water? That or go find some rice for her to count.
>>28386712"Oh yeah, well, you've got a big target on your face!"Then huck a rock at her face. Then after we hit her, yell "Aw, crap, I should have said something like 'X marks the spot'!"
>>28386712I want to know how you got your scars.
"No, I'm not tough. Could you stop whatever it is you are doing though? I don't actually think there's any good reason for you to smash buildings anyway"JS: "The people of this city did not bury me properly! Now they will feel my wrath!">>28386822Does that really work? That's funny.>>28386741>Rena throws a rock. It hits Jian Shi's arm and tears it right off.holy shit
>>28386914Freak the hell out.
>>28386914wut. oooooo kayyyyyy. Scream.Then realise, that since she said they didnt bury her properly, she's probably a zombie and has replaceable limbs. find another rock, just in case
>>28386914Apologize profusely, look around for something to stick it back on with.
>>28386914Oh shit oh shit oh shitI'm sorry!Are you okay!Get her arm and give it to her
>>28386914"You can sew that back on, right?"
>>28386914oh shit i'm really sorry i didn't mean for that to happen hang on let me get that for you we should probably get that reattached
>>28386914SORRY! SORRY! SORRY! SORRY!I didn't mean to do that.It was flat out wrong of me to do that.
>>28386914Apologize.This is because of the upgrades, isn't it.
>>28386914Umm, sorry. Thought you could take a hit better. So what's this about a proper burial? Maybe I can help.
>>28386914Freak out"WHAT THE FUCK? ARE YOU MADE OF PUDDING? Fuck!"Make your way over to her and help reattach her arm."Here, let me help bandage you up. So, what was that about not getting a proper burial? Tell me about it, and I'll see if I can make that right."
>>28386914Play it off like we meant for that to happen. "Just because you don't like the way you were buried doesn't mean you get to do what you want! Besides, have you even tried asking to be buried correctly?"[Scream Internally]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!"I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry!!!">Rena rushes off and grabs her arm."W-we can reattach this, right!? Oh god I didn't mean to hit tha-ARGLEBARGLE!">She is cut off suddenly as the arm moves and grabs onto her face. She feels in clawing at her face and pulling at her lips.It's still alive!
>>28387126Run around screaming
>>28387126Throw the arm violently at the undead villain.
>>28387126She's going to hit you with that stick! Block with the arm!
>>28387126hit the arm with the rock, if its alive that means it feels pain. either that or throw something at the villian
>>28387126GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFthen slap her with her own hand and propose diplomacy
>>28387126Freak out and chuck it at the nearest fire.As for Jiang, we have rubble all around us. Limitless ammunition.
>>28387126Use the arm as an impromptu shield.Jiang Shi is gonna attack.
>>28387126Rip it off.Stomp on it like the world's worst spider.
>>28387126Rush at her and when you get close dodge the stick she has and start spinning in circles, causing her arm to repeatedly to smack her in her own face!
>>28387126>It's still alive!Not... Exactly. Nonetheless, drop that thing and back away, I doubt it can give chase.
>>28387190It is like a horrible tarantula, isn't it.
>>28387126She's coming at you with a stick. Or pipe. Wither way, she's coming for you. You should do something about that.
>>28387126Give the zambie back her arm. Forcefully.
>>28387181>I am the stone of my sword
>>28387217I am the bone of my rockMace is my body, and Kitty is my bloodI have defeated over a thousand "villains"Unknown to courageNor known to superpowersWithstood pain to create many LEWDSYet, these hand will never throw anythingSo, as I prayUnlimited Rock Works
>>28387126Drop the arm. Scream externally.Block her attack, then ask what a proper burial would entail.
>>28387126rena is now solidified as the cutest
>>28387319I misread that as "cultist" at first.
>Rena rips the arm away from her face. She sees the attack coming and quicker than she ever normally could she brings the arm up to block it. The staff hits the severed arm with a wicked CRACK that shakes Rena's arms.Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!>She throws the arm at Jiang Shi. It hits her in the torso and punches right through her sending her flying backwards.Nooooooooo!!!!Why do I keep hurting her!? I don't meant to!
>>28387374>Steal her hat.
>>28387374Everything is terrible and it's all our fault!
>>28387374"I'M SO SORRY LET ME HELP YOU"
>>28387374Run over to her and pin her down. Tell her to give up, because we really can't stomach hurting her any more.Maybe grab her staff and run away so that she can't attack with it?
>>28387374Scream apologiesSTOP THROWING THINGS
>>28387374take the hat. then take her other arm, and apologise
>>28387374use ur new str to punch her
>>28387374Use your superior vampiric strength to hug her into submission.Bring her in to jail just like that.
>>28387374SORRY! >>28387395I have to agree with that.
>>28387374SHOUT THAT YOU'RE SORRY AND TRY TO STOP HER PEACEFULLY OH GOD AAAAHHH
>>28387374Run towards her screaming "I'M SORRY! LET ME HELP YOU!"Also, hot damn, never give up those vampire powers.
>>28387374Sit on her. It will hold her down and you can't possibly hurt her by doing it.
>>28387374CAREFULLY walk over and help her up.While you are on your way over, ASK HER WHAT A PROPER BURIAL REQUIRES.Seriously, stop delaying this.
>>28387407Also offer her a helping hand.Then ask about burial stuff.
>>28387417But if we do that, how will Cadia ever be safe again?
>>28387426We might, you know, squeeze her in half or something.
>>28387367>>28385940>Whell, hat least thees shows I'm naht a full vamp-hire. Hye whouldn't have ev-hen be-leeffed hye was half now eef eet weren't for thee fact that hye acceedentally crushed mye glass thees moarning.
>>28387374That's what happens when you suddenly gain super strength and have no idea how to control it!Continue to apologize profusely and offer to help out with this whole improper burial thing.
>>28387374Well she is already dead so... Let's just beat her up till we can talk peacefully with her and see about a proper burial.
>>28387469Good idea! Lets propose to bury her.
>>28387488Just throw her really hard at the ground! Job done!Don't actually do that for the love of god
>>28387374NOOOOOO WE'LL GET PROMOTED AGAIN
>>28387374Just.. stay still ladyI will use my phone to call an ambulance!
>>28387292I am the bone of my rockHoodie is my body and Mace is my bloodI have befriended over a thousand villainsUnknown to courageNor known to powerHave withstood promotions to survive many daysYet those hands will never hold a proper mealSo as I pray, Unlimited Rock Works
>>28387520Bah she's just the same rank as us.
>>28387520Lets ask for reinforcement and put the blame/honor on them!
>>28387374"Calm down! I'll help you fix this if you stop attacking!"If she does calm down, then suggest that if she wants to be properly buried, it would be better to just ask someone to do it instead of terrorizing the town.
>>28387564Rena can honestly say that she's fucking everything up for everyone right now and she needs proper back up
"I'M SO SORRY LET ME HELP YOU">Rena begins running towards Jiang Shi who quickly backs away while dropping her staff. She holds up her good arm and cries out.JS: "No more! Stop! I'm done! I surrender! Just take me to jail! I knew I shouldn't have fought the famous Rena!""Oh god your arm is all in your stomach! Let me help!"JS: "Don't touch me! Just... Don't! I said I surrender!""Maybe I can help get you buried?"JS: "You want to bury me alive!? Oh god, no! I said I'm sorry!""No, I mean really officially bury you!"JS: "I don't actually want to be buried! I lied! I just like destroying things! Please stop hurting me!"
If only we had joined the Rangers, we could have just always given them the credit and stayed at a low rank. Maybe we should work on something like that.
>>28387639Yeah, someone could get killed...again
>>28387652...Forehead flick. Scold her for lying.
We probably aren't even that stronk, it's just that MGS's luck upgrade makes those strikes crits
>>28387652Just go to jail and behave then.And give me your hat.
>>28387652AAAH you're famous, go curl up in a ball under some rubble
>>28387652>>28387678NO NO NO NO DO NOT DO THATJust... gently sit down next to herApologize profusely
>>28387652why is Rena famous!?and when are we going to to see that certain cosplayer?
>>28387652"Alright. I'm sorry about the half-murder. Calling po po now."
>>28387652Call an ambulance and run away
>>28387652Retreat! Our job here is done!And we're only going to make it worse.
>>28387652so uh, you said the famous rena?what do they say about me?
>>28387652Apologise again and pull the arm out of her guts, it looks like it really hurts.
>>28387684Yes, we must take the spoils of our victory.>>28387695How about scolding her anyway, then apologizing for being and sounding mean and helping to remove her arm.
>>28387652Are... Are we really just so unlucky people are calling us famous now? Because this is not good either way.
>>28387652famous what no what do you mean famous?>>28387678what kind of terrible person are you we don't want to splatter her head everywhere
>>28387652"Okay, um, don't try something like this again. It's not nice."
>>28387652Explain you REALLY don't like hurting people but MM+ put this curse on you and you can't stop doing it accidentally.Call for people to take her to a prison hospital.
>>28387724no, are you stupid? Just stop everything and leavemaybe intimidate her into saying it wasn't usI don't know, maybe some down on his luck salary man beat her up because he always wanted to be a hero like in the comics he read as a kid
>>28387652continue the advance
>>28387735sure, just NO FOREHEAD FLICK.GOD NO
>>28387652Lie downTry not to cryCry a lot.
>>28387678It's like you actually want to explode her head.Just... just take her to jail, Rena. And then go somewhere where there's nothing to damage so you can get a grip on your new stronk.
>>28387770>>28387740Oh right, enhanced strength. I forgot. That would be very traumatic. Yes, let's not do violence here.
>>28387770Yes, this. Go talk to Manlystache, he should have some way of controlling one's AWESOME POWER. Maybe a restrainer suit?
>>28387652WHAT EXACTLY HAVE YOU HEARD
>>28387652ok, i'm just gonna take you to the police station then.that's cool, right? taking villains to the police? I don't bring them to the super hero association or some special jail?
"I won't hurt you anymore! Just... Stop doing bad things."JS: "Okay!""And give me your hat."JS: "Here!">Rena has acquired a Cursed Hat."Also, what do you mean by famous..?"JS: "Y-you're all they talk about at the Villain Association. Monster Master said you were a good fighter and you keep jumping ranks so quickly...""But I'm C-Class!"JS: "Well that just adds to the mystery! Some say you got demoted for sleeping with a Villain...""What!?"JS: "DON'T HURT ME!""I won't I... Just... You're under arrest.">Jiang Shi is taken away to jail, still babbling about how she should have just fled when she could have.>Rena stands there holding her new hat.I'm not sure how I feel about this.
>>28387788>mfw we can actually do the training regimenIf we can avoid losing our hair, it might actually be a good idea to unlock our full powah.Assuming we can control it better than this. Fuck this was not a good day.
>>28387374>>28387652Aw, shit. At this rate, we'll be the next King!
>>28387860>wear cursed hat
>>28387860Look on the bright side. You got a free hat.
>>28387860>>Rena stands there holding her new hat.Put the hat on.Look at your tablet to see which villain are on your hit list.
>>28387860Put the hat on!What could possibly go wrong?
>>28387860Put on the hat! That's definitely not a good idea!
>>28387860>>28387860>sleeping with a Villain..."I got nothing
>>28387907we DID technically sleep with one
>>28387860curl up into balltry not to crycry anyway>>28387876>>28387895>>28387897We're already sorta a kinda partial semi maybe vampire, we don't need any more bad juju! Get it checked out and exorcised first!It's like you like hurting her. Bad anons. Bad!
Everything is so terrible! We just wanted to take advantage of a flash sale and then someone wrecked our lasagna and then oh man why is this happening this sucks.
>>28387860Battle momento get. Just don't wear the thing, curses and all.
>>28387943That's it!Let's go to the store!And buy some snacks!
>>28387927Look man Jiang Shi aren't the same as western vampires It'll be fiiiiine
>>28387927Eh, we grabbed the hat to wear it in the first place, and Rena has no idea it is cursed.
>>28387860>"Well that just adds to the mystery! Some say you got demoted for sleeping with a Villain..."FUCKING MM+
>>28387927the only reason we know it's cursed is because it's named [cursed hat]unless it is literally labelled
>>28387860Welp, guess we can fight anybody with superstrength at this point. Look at our tablet and see if there are any fighter villains.
>>28387860Put the hat on! What's the worst that could happen?
>>28388003We did our job for the week. Now we hide until the doctor shows up.
>>28387998Or in this case, NOT FUCKING MM
>>28387863Yes, lets get a restraining suit and start working on our control.To do:Talk to Shadow Man to find out what the curse is on this cursed hat. Rena's not a thief - we can give it back later if it's harmless.Buy a better phone. One of those ruggedized nigh-indestructable ones that does video calls and everything.Buy a house with a panic room. Use the panic room as your bedroom and keep all your important stuff in there - no more waking up to find villains have victimized you in your sleep!Get on a training regimen that's focused on control.
Dammit this is not proper befriending at all.
>Rena does not believe in curses. She wears the hat. >Nothing happens.>>28387883It doesn't even it.>>28387863No, it has not been so far. I really need to learn to control this. If that had been Bridgette or even Queen...>>28388003>Rena checks out her tablet. Listed on it are:>Queen of the World>Cliche Mobster>Trapper.
>>28388019We turn into an oriental vampire?
>Put hat on>Become half jiang shi, half western vampire, half magical girlRena has to go and contract Lycanthropy, and get involved in a car accident and given experimental augments. Also maybe go back in time and arrange things so her dad is a dragon or something.
>>28388039>>Cliche MobsterGo fight cliche mobster and keep the hat on.
>>28388039You've met your quota, right? You should probably lay low until the doctor shows.
>>28388039It changed colors Rena you are some kind of hat wizard
>>28388039Trapper seems easy.
>>28388039let's go ask cliche mobster, politely, to stop being a mobster
>>28388039Go visit Queen, she's friendly enough and we won't need to actually fight her.
>>28388039Well, if it doesn't fit, it doesn't fit. I guess we can... keep it as a conversation piece? Take it off, anyway. No more fighting today.Go to the Hero Association and see if we can find someone who can teach us how to not accidentally hurt people with super-strength?
>>28388039take it off, you look like a sailor and sailors don't save the world or you'll be expected to dress in stupid costumesdo you actually have to stop any of them though? Haven't you done your weekly work?
>>28388003look, it's pretty simple. We can't stay as a vampire.Rena was just not genetically designed to be able to pull off the vamp look.
>>28388039The Queen was having a concert (not that other Queen)? Maybe we should go listen.
>>28388039>>Queen of the WorldSomething to calm down.Go listen to her singing.
>>28388039Call villain's association. Apologize for the inconvenience. Inform them of their error. Ask to have it corrected, if it's not too much trouble. Try to be assertive. Fail. Wish them a nice day anyway.
>>28388039Mobster. His specialty is piles of mooks, which we can easily deal with using our super speed, super strength, and bulletproof hoodie.
>>28388039Trapper. We can just busy up his machines that way.
>>28388039>>Queen of the World
>>28388081To clarify "inform them of their error", say that you didn't have sex with anyone. Saying we didn't "sleep with" someone is kind of a lie.
>>28388039>is suffering from VAMPIRE'S CURSERENAFACE>doesn't believe in cursesYea, ok.Trapper. Breaking traps is much less likely to get somebody hurt.And at least CALL Shadow Man to find out about this hat. Don't be completely stupid.
>>28388071[x] Internet search vampire hero costumes.I mean, look. Tan. Buxom. Luxuriously long hair. Zero freckles.This is a long list of things which Rena does not have.
>>28388129Oh god no, please don't do the Queen. Our willpower is absolute garbage, especially for cute girls.
>>28388039>Trapper is an actual trapdo it do it do it DO IT
>>28388189>This is a long list of things which Rena does not have.You know we have a Hero lab and a whole lot of cash to fix that, right?
>>28388189Clearly, what we need to do is go to a costume store, fail entirely to dress up like a sexy vampire and then subject MM+ to it so she can see the tragedy she has inflicted upon the world.
Hey we have fished our villain of the week. Lets take a break. How about learning to bake.
>>28388302Rena is way too flat to dress as sexy anything.
>>28388039Cliche Mobster.Side note, buy a diary and a camera for the Queen of the World.She said she always loses her memories when she's defeated, this should help her at least remember us as a friend - and who knows, maybe even get her to join our side.
>>28388323vampirella.Besides, there's no way to win here. It's either tan or pallid white. With freckles.
>>28388329sexy reverse trap?
>>28388329See >>28388292I'm fully convinced that breast enlargement, hair extensions and freckle-removal is fully within the capabilities of a facility that can accidentally implant brains in extinct animals.
>>28388329that is exactly the point.Once MM+ sees how completely we fail to pull of the sexy vampire look, she will have no choice but to turn Rena back to normal.
>>28388292>>28388358I don't like what you're implying we should do.
>>28388358I don't think Rena is willing to change her body because you want her to wear sexy vampire clothing, anon.
>>28388358>and then Bridgette didn't even recognise Rena anymore
>>28388189>>28388329>>28388071>>28388358...Anyway let's go see this Cliche Mobster. Mooks and bullets are no problem for me! Just need to make sure not to throw, punch, hug, flick, or run into anything!>Rena hurries and goes to find the Cliche Mobster. It appears he is running some sort of illegal activities by the docks. Once he spots Rena dozens of his lackeys appear.CM: "Rena, eh? You ain't gonna take me down. Gang, get 'er!">They begin firing at Rena. The bullets mostly bounce off of her but they still sting, especially when they hit her face.Ow ow ow!This hurts!>Rena's suit can withstand bullets but not forever.
>>28388358I'm fully convinced that you're one creepy ass fuck
>>28388408charge the boss while flailing arms and crying
>>28388408Duck behind something, and tell him how you don't want to hurt him and his minions.Then throw a car at them as a warning.
>>28388408Grab one of the henchman and use it like a baseball bat to beat the other up.
>>28388408Grab their guns and break them (also their hats).
>>28388408[x] THROW THE HAT
>>28388408Use a dumpster as a shieldNobody will get mad if a dumpster is shotMake sure there are not kittens and puppies inside dumpster first
>>28388408Too many to fight directly. You're going to have to pull the Arkham Asylum Batman routine and hide in the shadows to pick them off one by one.>>28388445Or this. This could work, too.
>>28388408"Those are robots or something, right? Not real people?"Crash through the dock, move under the Cliche Mobster using your vampiric hearing to track where he is, then rip the ground out from under him.
>>28388408charge thru the hail of bullets and tackle the boss
>>28388408Bend the gun barrels with your vampire strength, then tell them to surrender
>>28388408"Ow, Ow! What the hell, man, what are you even shooting me with, BB pellets? If you want to kill me, at least fire actual bullets!"
>>28388408Run up and smash their guns.
>>28388408pretend you're a bowling ball and the henchmen are the pins
>>28388408run around squeaking and crash into valuable illegal enterprise boxes, breaking their profits
ROCK THROW CANNON
>>28388469>Those are robots or something, right? Not real people?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag_AFraxj-4
>>28388408Take away their guns. Then befriend the fuck out of them. We are NOT going to do stuff that might kill them.>all newsroomyes, us killing people would be covered by all the newsrooms, captcha
Seriously, why does Rena keep fightan bad guys if she doesn't want to be high rank?
>>28388546Because it gets her money, and because if she doesn't she's fired.
>>28388546She's C-rank. She has to fight at least one villian a week if she wants to keep her job.And for all that it's insane and suicidal, it pays way better than her old cashier's job.
>>28388578>>28388568But... We have money. We have so much money.We do still have money, right?
>>28388578Also, we'd feel kind of guilty about all the shit Magical Girl Sparkle has done for us if we just up and quit now.
actually you know what maybe let's stop catching criminals a whileMobster guy, you win, I'm going to go catch a movie. You guys want to catch a movie?
>>28388610If we become a true vampire, we could high command to become a double agent on the villain side.
>>28388610Okay, that's a much better reason than money.
>>28388624If we become a true vampire we will be MM+'s bitch
"Hey, these aren't like real people, right?">The bullets stop for a moment.CM: "What? No. I summoned they. They're my gang. How the hell are you still standin'?""So they're not real? Awesome.">Rena runs up to one of them in the blink of an eye and picks him up. She swings him and knocks over the rest sending them flying away.Wow this is actually kinda fun.CM: "This ain't possible!">The Cliche Mobster flees
>>28388624Look, we're not going villian. Anti Hero will kill us dead within a week. She has a DEMON in her brain. Demons beat vampires. It's like a rock paper scissors thing.
>>28388408Lead them to an alley, then get behind them and block them in with a dumpster
>>28388658Lets go defeat the trapper then.Hoping for a reverse trap.
>>28388658Grab the Penguin, I mean Cliche Mobster.Just be careful not to accidentally kill him.
>>28388646> Rena is disturbingly confused by that thought.I mean MM is Best Enemy, but her sister is just scary. And hot.
>>28388658Guys, if we keep defeating enemies this easily, we're going to go up in rank again.
>>28388658Go home Rena, learn to bake
>>28388658We shouldn't be relying on our strength so much if we're going to lose it in a couple of days. That'll get us in much more trouble down the line.Instead, try to call the police on your phone and tell them which way he's going.
>>28388658Wait, chase down Cliché Mobster and steal his hat.
>>28388712But stop by costume store and obtain woefully underfilled sexy vampire costume first.
Jesus, just how strong are vampires? were a half vampire, and were throwing rocks through peoples arms and using man sized robots as clubs.lets not get into any more fights, lets go do some training to get used to our new strength before we accidentally kill someone.
>>28388658STOP FIGHTING VILLAINS. You will rank up again and go through the whole thing that you went through already if you keep this up!
>>28388658Super speed and cut him off, ask him to turn himself in because we don't want to hurt him.Also ask if he knows the secret to making good lasagna. He's a cliche Italian mobster, so we should expand our culinary knowledge.
>>28388692grab him as lightly as you would a wounded person, but be sure to remind him that while that is only your current mindset, it could be a reality
>>28388715>We shouldn't be relying on our strength so much if we're going to lose it in a couple of days.>lose itlelnope
>>28388658Run after him and grab him CAREFULLY.And while you have him in nelson hold try to explain that you have never slept with a villain and it is all lies spread by MM+ and you're actually really harmless and didn't just rip Jiang Shi's arm off and impale her with it and you're really sorry about all that.
>>28388739traditionally a fledgling vampire like Rena gets most of the strengths of a full vampire, but the thirst starts to mount up pretty quickly. Especially if they're using their powers extensively.
>>28388760nothing about his hat?
>>28388658Are those Thompsons sub machine guns?Rena, please keep one, think of mobster movies
>>28388658Steal his hat.
>>28388658...Why do I feel that we are being tempted by the dark gods?Don't give into the temptation to remain a vampire, Rena!
>>28388658Remain a vampire, Rena. If you don't do it you'll wind up dead and or poor.
>>28388658stop fighting villainsWe did too much already
>>28388774Oh yeah better mention her cool hat too. Does it make Rena look fat?
>>28388766 ok in that case we should definitely be done fighting villeins for the day. we should look into getting some cows blood or something to see if we can avoid having to drink human blood.
>>28388823but vampires are undead, Anon!Besides, vampires have way too many well known weaknesses.
Okay okay I'm done fighting him.I'll call the police.>>28388799>>28388723-------------------------------------------------------->Rena walks down the street with a new hat. The Cliche Mobster has been arrested and she gained a check worth $5,000 for her hard work.I kinda like being all strong. I don't have to run around and cry anymore!
>>28388884GO fight the trapper!
>>28388884Too bad we have to go see the doctor!
>>28388884Be careful Rena! The call of Power is seductive, but don't let it rule you!You're going to get beat soon, if you're not careful, and villains don't play around.
>>28388884Go do Chet Manlystache's exercise regimen. The whole thing. No more villain fighting the rest of the week, just training hard.
>>28388884Keep an eye out for MM+you're being too carefree, she'll be on you for your blood like white on rice.Unless you WANT to become a full vampire.
>>28388884you were still running around crying rena, it's just this time it was because you accidentally hurt someone
>>28388884>I kinda like being all strong. I don't have to run around and cry anymore!This must be how Caped Baldy felt ALL THE TIME.
>>28388884Noooo! Don't give into temptation! Go hang out with some heroes to deflate your self esteem. Especially Magical Girl Sparkle.Check our tablet just in case there are any interesting villains about, by the way.
>>28388884Deal with the Trapper, then go do the MANLY exercise.
>>28388884Let's go home and rest.
>>28388884But what about MM+, Rena?What if she catches you off-guard again and makes you her vampire thrall? How can you be MM's friend if you are a mindless slave?
>>28388884QueeeeenIf we get defeated we go down in ranks.
>>28388884Time to get off the clock, too many caught perps will move you to B-rank again. Training seems pointless right now so... go fraternize at Hero Assoc?
>>28388737costume shop, woefully underfill sexy vampire costume.
>>28388966nonono, go home and learn to cook
>>28388957> Rena shivers again at the thought of Bridgettes disturbing hot sister.
>>28388884Did we ever meet Mantis Shrimp Man? Let's do that if we haven't.
>>28388884Stitch the hats together.Every time we beat a villain with a hat, steal it and stitch it to the hat tower.
>>28388922OR DOES SHE?
>>28388658He fled, and trying to STOP him would probably get him hurt. We DO NOT want to hurt him.Call MM. Find out what's going on there, and ask her to tell her sister you're a punch-clock hero and only MM's nemesis so Anti-Hero won't murder her.We also want to talk to Shadow Man about JS's hat.Visit Chet Manlystache. Tell him what MM+ did to you, how you accidentally traumatized poor JS, and that you need to learn how to control these powers while you have them
>>28389009We haven't. We also haven't met the rangers.
Shit. I just thought of a compelling reason to get rid of this vampirism as soon as possible.Animals REALLY don't like vampires. And we have Kitty.
>>28389051the whole mind slave to MM+ is just a side concern
>>28389083We are already her physical slave. Mostly.
>>28389051Kitty didn't seem to mind too much.Really, the ideal would be to lock in the half vamprism, so that it can't proceed to full vamprism. Because not being able to go out in the sun would suuuuuck
>>28389083I think concern is the wrong word.(also, I'm pretty sure MM+ isn't trying to make us a slave for HER benefit, it's so Bridgette can control us with her powers - she's trying to make us a minion for her lil sisWhich is still... kinda hot... but lewd).
>>28388967I'm feeling pretty good. I don't want to make myself sad again.I think I'll just go home and chill for now. I really don't want to hop back up again in rank. That would waste all of Magical Girl Sparkle's work.>Rena runs back to her home. She manages to reach it in record time. However, there appears to be someone standing outside of her apartment...
>>28388884Rena. This is very important.Do you feel...euphoric, by any chance?
>>28389150"Uh, excuse me, can I help you?"
>>28389150>Ummmmmmm who are you?
>>28389150Investigate mysterious person.
>>28389150Well? What is it?
>>28389150I assume we don't know this person since you way "someone" so... approach silently and cough politely behind their back.
>>28389150Stop awkwardly and shuffle for a bit. Is it the doctor?Either way, invite them inside and put some tea out for your guest. We may be a horrid vampire, but we are a polite one.
>>28389150omgwe inspired a junior herotop lel
>>28389150Say hello to the nice doctor man
>>28389150>I don't want to make myself sad again.(FWIW, I think you could totally pull off the tux, but we're trying to play up our weaknesses to make MM+ take pity on us)
>>28389150Gonna take a shot in the dark and say Monster Marauder is interested in us now.
>>28389190I think this is our date!
>>28389236from the way MGS described Monster Marauder, this isn't him.
>>28389236If we survive a date with monster Marauder, we are going back to A rank.
>>28389236pretty sure he would look a million times more impressiveand just look at the cape manthat cape screams "I am a hero"
>>28389258I guess not. Hence shot in the dark.
>>28388658Okay, call it a day already, Rena! You don't want to rank up again, do you? AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD/DIETY OF YOUR CHOOSING/CAT/OBJECT OF AFFECTION/WORSHIP, DON'T ABANDON YOUR HUMANITY! Totally not worth it, heard some vampire lost his head and was buried under the sea, or something.
>>28389269Well, the monster family has been known for their shapeshifting skills.
>>28389250lol we should follow up on that sometimemaybe now since we're done hunting villains
>>28389304yes. That's next on our agenda, I think.
>>28389294> LOOK UP MONSTER MARAUDER ON THE ASSOCIATION WIDGET THINGY
>>28389250I don't understand, you say date but this clearly is not MM. You may want to report to your regional commissar for reducation.
>>28389150Is he cute?
>>28389154Well, I did feel pretty happy. Not sure if that's euphoric."Hello?">The man turns to Rena and smiles. He doesn't have the same posture as Shadow Man. The way he stands is someone brimming with confidence.???: "Rena, right?""Yeah... Who are you?"???: "My name is John. You... Don't remember me?""... Uhm... Sorry, I don't."???: "Really? College. We dated.""....... OOOOOOOOHHH!"Woah! He's changed! Last time I saw him he was less... Yeah.J: "Not sure if I should be flattered or sad that you don't recognize me.""I'm sorry! I don't know how I forgot. Uhm... How are you?"J: "Good, good. I was reading about you on the news. A Hero now, huh? That's pretty crazy.""Yeah. It uh... Happened suddenly."J: "I didn't think someone like you would become one. No offense.""Oh, no! None taken! I didn't expect it either.">He nods and for a moment his posture falters. He looks away then back at Rena.J: "Hey, I've really been hoping to get back in touch with you for a while now. I was wondering if you wanted to grab a coffee and catch up?"
>>28389356Maybe some time when we're not a half-HORRIBLE MONSTER.
>>28389356Counts as time off and thus safety. Yes.
>>28389356!!!Oh no!Old loves or new exciting shadow men!What should we chooose~Sure, go out for coffee. It's just coffee, right? It's not like we're being spied on.
>>28389356Nope, we've got a nasty curse on us, we have to shelter from humanity until we are cured.Also, this reeks of an ambush. How do we know if he is a hero or not?
>>28389134I like to imagine Kitty as Butcher from Sam and Fuzzy.
>>28389356NoooooooBad idea. Bad idea
>>28389356Sorry but I can't. I am currently a half vampire and probably could kill you through carelessness.Also, dangerous villains have taken to randomly attacking me.
>>28389356I aint sayin' he's a gold digga.but he ain't messin with no broke nigga.
>>28389356"Not really, I always believed that exes are exes for a reason."
>>28389356"Sure! Where shall we go?"
>>28389419on the plus side, he is filled with tasty tasty blood.We would probably be foolish to ignore the prospect.
>>28389356>B-but muh YuriWhy not? It's just a coffee
>>28389356Call in a rain check. We need to do not-outside stuff that can only be done inside. Also, vampire stuff, but don't tell him that.
>>28389356DANGER! DANGER! DANGER!Nothing good will come of this mark my words. But yeah, we should be polite and grab a coffee with him. And uh, why are you wearing a cape John?
Wait Rena dated?But she so...flat and had nearly no human contact. Just work and that it. Was she always like this or did she changed? What was her degree....if she got one.
>>28389356"Sorry, we are already in a deeply committed rivalry with another person, but we can still be friends!"
Maybe he really wants to catch up, and honestly having a friend who isn't a super powered something or other might be nice. Well, a second friend after our cat I mean.
>>28389437Mhmm. Delicious blood.
>>28389356"Uh, sure... what's with the cape?"
>>28389455It could have been one of those awkward first relationships. The ones where you are 'with' the person, but mostly hang out occasionally and play video games together.There's a reason our kissing abilities are so dreadful.
>>28389356He's Monster Marauder. Calling it.
>>28389356I SEE THROUGH YOUR DISGUISE TRAPPER!You won't get this Rena with your costume!
>>28389356No reason not to. Yeah for social interactions!He's probably secretly a villain and we are none the wiser
>>28389356Well...I don't see anything wrong with coffee...though keep your guard around this guy, kid. Something about him is makin' me paranoid. Might be the cape. Possible hero?
>>28389356Danger danger danger! Let's just go inside and not do anything dangerous.
>>28389542tru-nuff.We've got a whole week of not having to do any hero stuff. Lets take advantage of it
>>28389356We're too busy with HERO TRAINING
>>28389356No.He wants to talk with a Hero, not with Rena.
>>28389356Spaghetti EVERYWHEREAlternately, ask about the cape.
>>28389356"Maybe later; Monster Master has some kind of plot brewing for me and it's already complicated enough.So, are you a villain? Hero? What?"
>>28389629Are you suggesting that Rena is NOT a hero?Rena is totally a hero. We are double qualified for this conversation.
>>28389424Well... Truth be told I kinda just stopped seeing him... And by that I mean I moved away and ignored all his calls.I was not a good person..."I'm sorry but I really can't go."J: "Ah. No, it's cool. I didn't really expect you to say yes. I just pop up again out of nowhere after years.""No, I'm not saying I don't -want- to it's just... Complicated."J: "It's cool. I'll see you later, Rena.">He starts to walk away. Rena grabs onto his sleeve."I mean, I just can't go outside! You can come in, if you want!"J: "Oh, sure."------------------------------------------------------------->Rena brings him a cup of coffee. Or at least a burnt coffee like substance. He takes a sip but doesn't react to what Rena is certain is a terrible drink.J: "So, I gotta know, how did you even become a Hero?">Rena sighs and begins explaining how she got wrapped up in the whole mess. John listens to her story, nodding and occasionally making a comment or asking a small question. He keeps drinking as Rena talks.J: "Wow... That Hero Association seems pretty unorganized.""You don't say."He seems... Nice. You guys keep screaming trap but... I don't know. Seems legit.
>>28389677HE KILLED THE PLANTIT'S S-RANK DEATH AURA MAN
>>28389677Seems legit.Watch some ghostbusters.
>>28389677"So, I guess you joined the Villains Association? Are they any better?"
>>28389677"That Hero Organization". TRAP.
>>28389677Kitty doesn't like him, WE don't like him."Wait, what's this about traps?"
>>28389677kitty doesn't like him
>>28389677But... But Kitty is frowning at him! He must be evil!
>>28389677He's either a gold digger or a villain in disguise, probably monster marauder or the trapper.Wait, why didn't he remove his scarf like a normal human being!Quick Rena! Battle mode!
>>28389677If you can't trust us then trust KittyLook at how displeased that cat is
>>28389677Kitty is not happy. We should trust Kitty.Ask him to leave.
>>28389677WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T CARE FOR YOUR PLANTNo.You'd NEVER do that.
>>28389733Wait, didn't kitty also frown at MM+ ? I am seeing a pattern here.
>>28389677Ask him what he does these days. we've only been talking about ourselves so far.
>>28389742I'm going with gold digger. He's already got a foot in the door for a rising star hero, he'd be dumb not to try to remake that relationship.
look guys, it's fineWe can watch ghostbusters
>>28389677>Plants dead>He hasn't taken off his scarf>Kitty doesn't like himNeed anymore proof
>>28389677IT'S A TRAAAAAAP
>>28389801That plant has been like that
>>28389677this is a side effect of the aura of normalcy, we've attracted a normal boyfriend
>>28389801You forgot the biggest hint: he can drink Rena's coffee without gagging.
Hmm... Kitty does not look happy at all... She's probably just upset that I'm not paying attention to her.Also that plant has always been like that. Well... Not -always- but... Yeah."So what have you been doing lately?"J: "Oh, mostly freelance stuff. So, why do you stick with the Heroes? I mean... This whole mess sounds like it's their fault, you know?"
>>28389826STOP TRYING TO CONVERT US TO THE VILLAIN SIDE AND UNMASK YOURSELF!
>>28389826Uh oh, it's her in disguise.RUN RENA RUN.RUN
>>28389826"Freelance what? Writing?"
>>28389826Pet kitty.Demand the Villain unmask himself. We're not falling for his ruse.
>>28389826HIGH ALERT RENAKITTY KNOWS
>>28389826"Oh, you know, mom would be disappointed if I turned evil. And I like helping people."
>>28389826Mostly because a few of them have been trying really hard to help us out
>>28389826oh son of a bitchpull up the info we have on Lord Death or whoever
>>28389826because I've met heroes and - at least - one of them is a murderous psychopath.Being a villian does not seem like a wise career path.So, it's either be a hero, or back to being a cashier.
>>28389826He has transparent elbows. That is not normal. Don't trust him!
>>28389861er, put this in quotes, it be dialogue
>>28389826Because I get to help people and the other heroes have been great to me and it pays surprisingly well
>>28389826"Well, sure they kind of shanghaied me into it, but at least they didn't try to turn me into a vampire servant or anything. Plus, villains hurt people. I like helping people. It just wouldn't work out. What's up with your cape-scarf-thing?"
>>28389826"Well, the woman that we are in a deeply committed rivalry with prefers me being a hero. Gotta keep your girl happy, right?"HINT HINT LEAVE HINT
>>28389826But MM+ can only turn into monsters!... Does an ex count as a monster?
>>28389826Seems like a legit question. We should work on cashing out some day soon.
>>28389912Hmm... you have a valid point...
>>28389912No, but doppelgangers are monsters.
>>28389912Man is the greatest monster of all
>>28389914to be honest, low rank heroism is a pretty decent job, especially if it means we get to hang with Bridgette.>>28389912>implying she's not being a Vampire right now
>>28389912Could be a vampire dominated by MM+.
>>28389826Man, you have to ask?
>>28389826"Eh, a few reasons. There are a few heroes that have been helping me out, and I think I might be able to fix at least SOME of the problems, but mostly it's because I've got a villain friend - if I hadn't called nemesis on her one of the bloodthirsty heroes would have murdered her. If I left then she would be fair game, and I'm not about to do that to her.Oh, and villains almost never get to pick their battles. As a hero I can avoid having to fight the killer villains, and a paycheck isn't worth my life."
I'm thinking Rena needs to upgrade her arsenal.Maybe we could get heavy ball bearings to throw, embossed with the little "R" from our hoodie?
>>28389998I'm still hoping "improved stones" are a thing.
>>28389826Enough about us, tell us about yourself.
>>28389998They should be backwards R's so when they inevitably hit the enemy in the forehead, it leaves an R imprint
>>28390046we blew off someones arm with them, what more do you want?jeeez
>>28390074Touhou levels of stones flying around, that's what I want.
>>28389826>>28389855>>28389903ask him these questions. "I think its mostly just the rainbow rangers are kinda dumb. pretty much every other hero I've met has been more on the ball, and with the exception of the one with the demon shouting murder thoughts into her brain, most of them are pretty good people, and even the one with the demon in her head is alright."
>>28390071we would need cartoon physics for that to work, real flesh just doesn't take an imprint like that, unless you get really bigif you wanted it to be spikes on the other hand, or razor blades....
>>28390054Good point, this guy's been picking our brain while he hasn't said a thing about himself.
>>28390074that's improved strength, not improved stones.>>28390106>I think its mostly just the rainbow rangers are kinda dumb.They're not dumb, they're cynical. The Rangers are basically one guy doing a continuous recruitment drive to replace anyone who gets brutally murdered in the line of duty.Dollars to donuts the next time Rena meets them none of them recognises her. Because the entire group is different people under the masks.
>>28390046Pocket rocks aren't good enough now? We need IMPROVED Rocks now?Some people just want everything.
>>28390179no matter what it is, I think they do enough damage
>>28390179Except the mayor's daughter.We still haven't introduced ourselves to those guys.
>>28390179naw dude one of them was mayors daughtershe won't die for a bitor at least we'd hear about it
>>28390195its not about more damage, it's about swag.
Maybe we should grab some little beanbags so that we don't put holes in people with stones when we don't want holes to be in them.Y'know, like a beanbag shotgun round for crowd control. But for the squishier villains cause we don't wannt be like AH and kil em all.
"Oh, you know, mom would be disappointed if I turned evil. And I like helping people."J: "Right, of course. I'm just saying that it might pay better. You have a far less chance of dying. It really is quite good.""But I know someone who's in the Villain Association and we're already archenemies. I don't think she'd want me to just quit. So what's with the scarf thing?"J: "It's cold outside. So, why not just join and hang out with her? You can still be rivals but in a different way.""... John, you're really pushy about the subject. And my cat doesn't like you... What's going on..?"J: "... You were never easy to trick.">John pulls out a phone and presses a button on it. There's a flash of light.>He stands before Rena wearing a costume, his scarf flowing in that wind that always picks up when something dramatic happens.J: "I was supposed to try and seduce you to get you to join but just as before you're as dense as a rock. I was hoping that had changed.""John! You're a villain!?"J: "While I wear this costume I am not John. I am... The Dark Stranger!""But... You don't even have any powers."J: "I didn't. But when you left me it shattered my confidence... I decided to work out to make myself feel better. I followed a certain training regimen that is said to make you incredibly powerful if you follow it... And I did. Now I am an A Class Villain!"
>>28390247exactly. Rena's good at throwing stuff.We need to branch out into non-stone.I mean, consider those smoke bombs shadowman gave us. think about the other kinds of gasses you could stick in those.
>>28390272I heard from Shadow Man your powers were just hiding in shadow and recon though.He said you were like him but better.
>>28390272Oh is that all.Hey do you want to play mario kart?
>>28390272..punch him in the dick
>>28390272Punch him in the face and steal his mask.
>>28390272Compliment his costume, then say you're already in a rivalry.
>>28390272Slap him in the face for lying and being a sleazebag about it
>>28390272>I followed a certain training regimen that is said to make you incredibly powerful if you follow it...Oh fuck we're doomed.Engage full PANIC
>>28390304This seems good.We're done working for the day, after all.
>>28390272Steal his mask and add it to the pile
>>28390272I encourage violence right now.
>>28390272Ask him to leave or you're doing to drink his blood and neither of you want that.
>>28390272Throw a rock at that stupid mask.Also, tell him that his seduction methods suck. MM is much more tempting than he could ever be. The way I figure, if he did all of this to restore his shattered confidence, we defeat him by crushing it again.
>>28390272WE TOLD YOU IT WAS A TRAP RENADID YOU BELIEVE USNOYOU WERE ALL LIKE OH HE SEEMS LEGIT GUYSWHO SEEMS LEGIT NOW HUH
>>28390272Tuxedo Mask will sue your ass.
>>28390272Did you seriously become a villain because I stopped seeing you? That's a really dumb reason.
>>28390272congratulate.And note that we're off duty.So we are not up for a fight.Let him finish the coffee and usher him out.
Aren't we off-duty? Isn't there some rule against being a dickbag against off duty heros?
>>28390272Good for you. Wanna play video games?
>>28390304I third Mario Kart
>>28390320>mangafoxYou were asking for this, weren't you?
>>28390304Yes, this is good.
>>28390337>Throw a rock at that stupid mask.dude, at this range, with vampire strength there's good odds we'd take his head off.
>>28390272"How was any of that seductive? Also, get off my table. Seriously, your shoes are dirty, what the hell?"Sneak rock into hand.
>>28390272For someone with the name The Dark Stranger you don't look very dark.
>>28390272Seduce him into becoming a hero.
>>28390272>A ClassOh boy here we go again
>>28390321>>28390354In addition, there were hints that the workout regimen was only partially responsible for the power gain.
>>28390352this seems about the proper level of fucks to give.
>>28390348yeah, but the villians more or less get to break the rules on a whim.because, villians.
>>28390337This. We saw his advances, we just aren't interested.Just don't mention MM. MM+ maybe.
>>28390356I've always been puzzled by that. What's /a/'s beef with Mangafox, anyway?
>>28390304Okay, lets do this. Otherwise ask him to leave.I don't want to trade pokemons with him.
>>28390304This here is good.
>>28390387the workout was everythingother hints are just coincidences
>>28390406It takes the ad revenue for your views and puts it in their own pockets, thus gaining money nfrom fan translations.That's a huge ass no no/
>>28390304THIS NIGGATHIS>>28390406You have only 2 eyes, you should treat them well.
>>28390387do you even read the web comic?The regiment was augmented by him fighting all the damn time. It was enough to push him to his limit and he ignored that and kept going till he was strongeralso, cavities
>>28390431We should at least note he doesn't look dark at all. His name is wrong.
Dude, I got two villains today. I'm good for the week.I'm not going to get into a fight with an A-Rank. You have no idea what it cost a friend of mine to get me dropped back down my real power level.So: Yeah. I am OFFICIALLY off-duty, and nothing you can do is going to stop me from playing Mario Kart for the next week.
>>28390387The source of his power is his flawless teeth. Seriously.
"Huh... That's cool. Hey, you wanna play Mario Kart?"DS: "AND I- Wait, what?""I'm off duty right now and I don't feel like fighting. So, do you wanna play or what?"DS: "But...""Also I couldn't even tell you were trying to seduce me. I mean... Other villains have tried and they were more obvious."DS: "I-""So... We can either play some games or you can go. I'm done beating people up for the week."DS: "... Okay, Rena. I'll go for now. But I will make it my life mission to either have you join the Villain Association. Or else...">The Dark Stranger flees.Man...I remember why I stopped hanging out with him now.
We're either getting promoted or demoted for this crap here.
>>28390512Can we just move to another city?
>>28390512Yell after him as he flees"But MARIO KART!"
>>28390520Promoted. The word "flees" was used to describe the villain's exit.Brace for paycheck.
>>28390512Enjoy our 2 new hats, eat a large meal of chinese takeout and sleep loudly.
I wonder how much we'll get paid for this. We did send the guy running after what, five minutes?
>>28390512ow, right in the awkward empathyWe should hook him up with Queenie or something
>>28390520nope. We're off-duty. OFFICIALLY off duty.Higher ranks get given mandatory missions, but C-ranks are exempt. They can't make us.
>>28390512Sort out a mario kart tourney with your friends.
>>28390520>We've noticed the error on our system and fixed it.>Welcome to S class! You're the first one to reach this rank since Saitama!
>>28390512This guy is confirmed for being creepy as hell.Maybe we can have our other terrifying stalker duke it out for creeping privileges? My money's on MM+ for that fight.
>>28390530NOShout that he isn't dark at all!His costume is white goddamnit!
>>28390512Well, that was a thing.Hey, you should try to cook something without ruining it!
>>28390512>>28390555we can't NOT play mario kart now!Invite all active villains to a mario kart tourney instead of whatever crime they are currently doing
>>28390512Maybe, he's trying to be hard to get? I mean this maybe some sort of elaborate (stupid) way to be together with you again.
>>28390532fuckwe need to take some acting lessons>>28390555our friends are MGS and MM and Kitty
>>28390512Good girl, have a head pat.
>>28390555I don't think MM will be welcome with our other friends.
>>28390512Ok, now FIND OUT ABOUT THE CURSED HAT!Then GET ON A TRAINING REGIMEN TO CONTROL YOUR POWERS!Also, ask MGS if The Doctor can get that demon out of AH's head, since we don't want her to start murdering heroes like she ALMOST DID and be forced to join the Villians Assoc.
>>28390512Cooking something simple (rice and canned soup), then hanging out with the other heroes sounds kind of nice at this point.
>>28390667We should learn to cook properly and have a big cookout one day.Invite Chet, Anti-Hero, Sparkle, everyone who helped us.
>still kind of want to see Rena in tragic vampire costume>...and maybe the tux to salve her wounded pride
Well... If he wants to call himself the Dark Stranger who am I to judge? It's funny cause I know who he is, too.Now where's my DS...>Rena suddenly feels the ground shift a bit under her feet. The whole building trembles.An earthquake? There's never been one in the city.>It shudders violently, knocking a few things over.>She hears the Dark Stranger's voice."TECHNICALLY, I'M NOT ATTACKING -YOU-! I'M ATTACKING A BUNCH OF CITIZENS!"
>>28390716IF YOU LIKED SMASH BROTHERS BETTER YOU JUST HAD TO SAY SO
>>28390512If we get credit for Dark Stranger we're gonna have a chat with Big Boss.1. The system is retarded and someone needs to say so.2. Him knowing about that would mean he has cameras or something inside our apartment, which I am not comfortable with.
>>28390716Jesus fuck that's out of our league what do we do
>>28390716Call Magical girl Sparkle before you make things worse, again.
>>28390716What the hell, dude. This is not okay.
>>28390716Go down and tickle him.
>>28390716Explain to him that building don't work that way. He should have just punched a hole through the floor.
>>28390716WHAT THE HELL MAN THAT'S NOT COOL
>>28390716Wait, we can call in for help to avoid getting too much credit.>Call magical sparkle.
>>28390716"I'M ON BREAK! I AIN'T DOIN' SHIT!"
>>28390707...I am now imagining Rena in a tightly tailored suit with a vest. Unf.
>>28390716"TECHNICALLY YOU'RE BEING AN OBNOXIOUS ASSHOLE"ugh get ready to fite I guess
>>28390716Hey, wait, what floor do we live on? Maybe evacuate?And man, we're just constantly imposing on Sparkle. We are such a burden.
>>28390716Call the Heroes Assoc. and report it. Remember, you're off-duty~Then call out the window "SHIT LIKE THIS IS WHY I DUMPED YOU AND SWORE OFF MEN!"
>>28390716ffffffffffffffffffffFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUjump down and flirt awkwardly while texting MGS
>>28390716I'm in the building too! If you're attacking a building that I am in, that counts as attacking ME!
>>28390716Call one of the heroes with actual powers that we know.
>>28390716Wait, whatThat's not how buildings workThat's also not how distribution of weight works
>>28390783lets leave out the swore off men partsome of us disagree
>>28390716Oh yeah, I forgot. Grab our DS and Kitty ASAP and run away while we call MGS
>>28390716Oh hell no. Start attacking his self esteem viciously. Tell him every fault that made us leave him, and mock his costume and abilities.No one fucks with our Mario Kart time.
>>28390716Call Anti-Hero. Tell her we're off for the day and Dark Stranger is being a dick, and if she's got the time to handle him we'll owe her a favor.
>>28390716He is standing underneath the sewage pipe. Go to the washroom and do your business there.
>>28390793we have actual powers thanks to MM+...
>>28390716Call MGS, then close the window and wait for it to end.
>>28390716Shit. Call MGS.
>>28390812whatno seriously whathe's beta enough to get turned on by that
>>28390807>inviting AH to come murder our exThat's, like, manslaughter or something, anon. Not cool.
>>28390716Way to be passive aggressive, assholeHonestly, not surprised that you got dumped.
>>28390813Not ones that we want.
>>28390813>consider calling Anti-Hero>Hate yourself for it
GUYS STOP CALLING MGS.Like, we're using her to solve all of our problems, and we haven't even social linked!Lets solve this by ourself like a big girl, and then call MGS to hang out later or something.Fucking seriously.
>>28390796It doesn't have to be true to hit him right in the testosterone. :V
>>28390823 >>28390827 >>28390764 >>28390750 >>28390744Must we always run to Sparkle with every problem? Can't we rely on someone else? It's not like our cast of characters is overly limited, here.
>>28390829D:don't be weird man
>>28390805Call MGS and do this. Destroy his self esteem.
>>28390839Speak for yourself
>>28390854What else? Call chet?MGS risked her ass to lower our rank, if we manage to beat him we'll get a rank up.
>>28390854Fair point. Call Chet Manlystache instead.
>>28390716Ladies, gentlemen, I'm afraid we have to deploy our greatest weapon for such a beta jerkwad.Prepare the friendzone, and god help our souls.
>>28390744>>28390750>>28390764>>28390786>>28390804>>28390823>>28390827>>28390858WTF guys. Let's just bother MGS so much she leaves and never helps us again ok?
>>28390839>>28390861This.I want a full vampire Rena.
>>28390846well, who are the A class heroes we know?there's MGS, Iced-T and TKO that I can think of, maybe call one of them instead?
>>28390854True. Maybe we could call Chet? We tell him we've got powers we can't yet control and we don't want to kill anybody, and he'll come deal with this and then give us the training we need.
>>28390889She told us to call her if shit like that happened.
>>28390889Alright. We shall call the Manliest of staches!
>>28390805"You know, it seems that half the villains we fight aren't evil, so much as desperately lacking in human contact. You're both!"
"YOU LITTLE SHITHEAAAAAAAAAAAD"
>>28390892Everyone, everyone.I know Iced-T and TKOBelieve me when I say it would be awesome if we got either of them to show up and fight.dont' call MGS, call one of them, for the love of all things over the top
>>28390861you know what>CALL ANTIHEROOur objective has just changed from "defeat the villian" to "Keep Antihero from murdering him".This should work out perfectly.She wants a rank up. This guy is A-Rank. She's higher level than us. She should get most of the credit for stopping him, and we won't be fighting him - we'll just be stopping her from killing him.
>>28390920"Hey! Not taking hints that you are unwanted and should just leave seems to be a problem for you. Why don't you get in some practice and JUST GO."
>>28390943plus, we sort of look like. If we're lucky he'll get attached to her instead.
>>28390943>Anti-Hero, I need your help! But only in a specific way that is troublesome for you and goes against your emotional and physical compulsions!Anti-Hero's face when
>>28390716whaaatwhat happened to his powers being hiding and recon based?
>Rena tries to dial Magical Girl Sparkle. All she gets is a busy signal. As she feels the building tremble beneath her feet she grabs her kitty, DS, and plant. She leaps out of the window to another nearby building. She begins climbing down a fire escape, ready to punch the crap out of her ex when she hears someone call out to her. She looks up and sees a man holding the building in place.I know him! That's the S-Class rank 14! Balloon Man!B: "Rena! I got the building! I know you probably don't need my help but I just happened to be in the neighborhood! You wanna go take care of that Villain for me?""Alright!"Ehhh... I'm honestly not too sure if I can beat him.I can try one of the other A-Ranks and get them to help. Or...>>28390943Her...
>>28391004what happened to Rena's aura of normality?
>>28391022>Magical Girl Sparkle. All she gets is a busy signal.we're gonna go look for her after we deal with this bullcrap, kay
>>28391022I don't know why I love this man, but I do. With all my heart.Time to bring in AntiHero and let her take the credit (and kill).
>>28391025It was a lie. It never existed
>>28391022He has to hold up the building. punch him in the nadgers with a rock throw and then tell balloony to drop it.
>>28391025It wasn't actually a thing. We just get lucky sometimes.
>>28391022Swoon at balloon man's handsome gloriousness
>>28391022OK, ballon man is here, as an S-class he'll get credit. Go beat that loser up.
>>28391022Call manly Stash
>>28391022just go down there with the fury of an ex and slap him, call him pathetic, depraved, abusive, etc.
>>28391022Tell Balloon Man he is awesome and we owe him a favor.Then drop down and start verbally tearing into John. And yes, call him John. Don't dignify his immature tantrum here with his villain name.
>>28391049>>28391059And so to were Shadowman's powers. Do you see?
>>28391022I don't think you can. He's way stronger than you. You should tell balloon man this.Then you should dial up a mustache. but only the manliest will do.
>>28391022Call Chet and AH!Ten go punch the dark stranger and steal his mask.
>>28391060Nah, Balloon Man is a swell guy. He'll make sure everyone knows that Rena did ALL the work, he was barely involved, really.;_;
>>28391022Look what better way to find out just how strong you are then punching your A-Rank asshole of an ex-boyfriend in the face.Or maybe just sort of grabbing both ends of his scarf and tugging them a little too tightly.
>>28391060it's not full credit. As a D rank we'll get more credit for being involved in the defeat of A rank than he will for being involved in the defeat of a lower ranked villain.
>>28391078Oh god this. I can already taste his delicious shame.
>>28391093We'll ask him to take the credit after then.>>28391086Is he? We're ridiculously strong now, enough that we didn't dare even touch normal people.Lets test this out.
>>28391022Balloon man look like a pretty swell guy. Rena should ask him out for coffee later.
>>28391110This is why Anti-Hero is the perfect hero for this job, aside from her unfortunate murder-tendencies.
>>28391078oh baby yesslap him though
>>28391132I don't know, he looks like an airhead to me.>>28391022Engage your ex. Seriously, he always does stuff like that.
>>28391132Or right now.Where Stranger can hear you.
>>28391158>I don't know, he looks like an airhead to me.Perfect fit for a ditz like Rena.
>>28391132preferably right in front of dark stranger.> stone ctiredyes, captha, we are.>send phelparthis is the ideal solution
>>28391158I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!
>>28391022Thank balloon man, call AH, verbal abuse.
>>28391022Give to your ex the Rock.
Guys stop being giant babbies Can we at least see how well we fare against him before immediately bitching out and crying for help from everyone else
>>28391198If we beat him, we rank up again.
>>28391078Dis is gonna be good!
>>2839119810trillion times this
>>28391198No. We have more important crap to deal with.
>>28391198We really don't want to rank up.
>>28391198You misunderstand our choice.If we get credit for defeating a A- Class villain, we'll get up in rank, which mean stronger villain will come at us.This is bad as Rena doesn't really have any power and will lose her strength and speed once she is cured of vampirism.
>>28391198No more rank up
>>28391022Antihero please.She is like a remedy for annoying stalker exes.
>>28391223>>28391229>>28391234>>28391237People are going to eventually get tired of dealing with cleaning up our messes and stop helping us
>>28391234>>28391237>>28391249Ballon man showed up! He's S-Class! We can ask him to take all the credit and no one will be the wiser!
>>28391198We can (probably) take him. That is not the issue.The issue is that we do not want to increase our rank, and fighting an A-class villain will do that.
Well... I guess I can go see if I can take him down myself.>Rena sets down her stuff and goes down the building to see Dark Stranger. He stands there, still holding the building in his arms. His eyes go wide when he sees Rena standing before him.DS: "How did you-?""What the hell, John? This is my home. I live here. You can't just go attacking it."DS: "I'm on duty. I am The D-""No, you're John. And right now you're making me upset. This is why I left you, John. You always overact to everything, John."DS: "I am The Dark-""We're done John. And even if I joined the Villain side I still wouldn't hang out with you."DS: "I AM THE DARK ST-">Rena throws a rock at him with all her strength. It hits him square in the balls.>He gasps, as though all the air had been knocked from his body, and drops to the ground. If not for Balloon Man the building would have collapsed.B: "How are you doing down there!? Can I drop this!? It's getting kinda heavy!"... Maybe I should just leave him there...Nah, that would be pretty mean.>She pulls John out from under the building. Balloon Man slowly lowers it back down.>John pushes her away.DS: "This isn't the last you've heard from me, Rena!""Yeah, well if you attack my house again I'll be even more angry.">The Dark Stranger throws down a smoke pellet and in an instant he's gone.>Balloon Man calls out to her."He got away... Hey, is it cool if I take the credit for this one? Little Miss Sparkle said you wanted to lay low"
>>28391198Rank up bad!
>>28391284Yes, please do.
>>28391284Hug balloon manMy hero~
>>28391284Yup. Its all yours. Thanks for the assist!
>>28391284He can have it.
>>28391284Hug him. Hug him /tearfully/ and say yes.
>>28391284It's the least we can do for the assist.
>>28391284"Sure, go ahead! and thank you for the help!"
>>28391271We didn't do anything!We are just insanely lucky/unlucky.>>28391284Ask him out for coffee in exchange for the credit.
>>28391284IT'S SO FUCKING COOL THAT HELL HAS FROZEN OVER.THATS HOW COOL IT WOULD BE IF YOU TOOK THE CREDIT.
>>28391284>"He got away... Hey, is it cool if I take the credit for this one? Little Miss Sparkle said you wanted to lay low"please. do.speaking of sparkle, have you seen her? I kind of owe her a social call that doesnt involve her cleaning up one of my messes,
>>28391284ohoh Renamy balls ache for himYou shouldn't have done that
>>28391284Tell him to take the credit, and that we owe him, and generally tell him how wonderful he is.
>>28391284"Please do. You did 'all the heavy lifting' anyway. huehue"
>>28391284Rena gurl u gotta stop the crotch shotsthey just ain't cool
>>28391324we Iced-T now?
>>28391284Balloon man confirmed for bro. Ask him if he likes Mario kart.
>>28391284Thanks and hugs.
>>28391366Point out that not only is it cool, as an off duty hero you are completely ineligible for any credit.
"Go right on ahead! Totally cool with it!"B: "Great! Seeya later Rena!">Balloon Man floats away. Rena stares at him as he does. She does think he has a certain charm to him.>She goes back to retrieve her stuff and notices something that makes her freeze in her tracks. Her breath stops and her insides feel cold.>Kitty is gone...>And in her place is a single note.
>>28391406Oh, we mad now.
>>28391406>>And in her place is a single note.Read the note!
>>28391406Clutch note in handScream to the sky dramatically
>>28391406Giving us super strength?Kinda cool.Biting us? Halfway forgivable.Turning us into a half-vamp?Not cool.Stole our cat?FUCK YOU, MM+, THE GLOVES ARE OFF.
>>28391406Time for a snake huntSend word out that we're going to lead a raid on the villains, gather every Hero we can
>>28391406>Kitty is goneAW HELL NAW
>>28391406WHY! Why would anyone do that!
>>28391406Wait, did she really sign this card as ara ara~ !?
>>28391406GOD DAMN IT AGHHHHThanks for the quest, great fun. Still love your art. >>28388658 Might be my favorite so far.
>>28391406Oh now she's gone to far. MM+ wants a fight? Well lucky her, she's got one now.
>>28391465she signed with MM+The note consisted of "Ara ara~"
>>28391406It's a trap! And we're gonna go into it! Fuck, she knows all our weak points!
>>28391471I love Rena's little smile so much.
>>28391406Call MM, "Your sister got my cat, I am gonna do serious things now, FYI, if I don't have my adorableness back soon and in good health."
>>28391406Time to get Liam Neeson on her ass. This is not okay. We will look for her, we will find her, and we will scold her while pelting her with rocks.
>>28391406Oh wait, end of chapter so soon? oh damn
>>28391481[x] ANALYSE THE CARDIs this definitely MM+'s handwriting?If this is MM+, which seems probable, she is calling us out by taking a hostage. Which MEANS presumably there is a clue someplace as to where she's expecting us to go to get kitty back.Things to do:>be slightly worried about MGS and very worried about Kitty>be angry and terrified of MM+>Obtain sexy (tragic) vampire outfit
>>28391406You are completely evil. I love you OP.Gather round children, I got some fresh flatfic for all of you!http://pastebin.com/bc07hgE9
>>28391406OK, this just got serious.Try and round up all the heroes we know and like, maybe excepting MGS. Chet, AH, Shadow Man, hell maybe even the Rangers. We gonna lynch this bitch.Maybe that lieutenant guy hero who recently blew up her base too? He might have a personal grudge or something.
>>28391471Glad you're enjoying it! Personally I just loved Jiang Shi's expression in >>28387652I'll post when the next chapter is gonna start on the twitter.Also here's a panel that didn't get used. What would have happened if Rena went to take on the Queen of the World.
>>28391406http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGOb1MKVqscVideo relatedMan, how do you embed youtube vids?
>>28391555>while pelting her with rocksI wonder if this will kill her. I mean, she's technically a stronger vampireSpeaking of "strong" we should really clarify if MM's monsters have "rank". They said she can control weaker monsters, but what determines the weak? If it's rank, then maybe getting enough back can break us freeOr something
>>28391595>Dat snake looking under her skirtHow would that have played out?
>>28391595goddamnit you guys we missed out on friends
>>28391595I knew suggesting she become an idol was a good idea
>>28391595that's a ...uh... very adventurous snake
>>28391604I have it embeded>>28391595"Saving some means not saving the others"God damn it. Oh well...>>28391574Get a pastebin account, dude
>>28391595snake looks like its going to slide up her fun hole
>>28391595Maybe she should hire a manager
>>28391595Thanks for running!Archived: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28385873/
>>28391522Read the noteAfter that call MM "Your sister kittynapped Kitty. Everything else I could handle, but hurting innocent animals is...Look, I don't want to fight her, but keeps pushing for it harder and harder. I'd need help to take her on, and anybody I could get would kill her.I don't know what else to do, MM. What other choices do I have?"
>>28391574>that MM+ flirting montage
>>28391731You have no idea how fun that part was to write. MM+ makes everything awesome.
>>28391614I have no idea! You guys really have quite a bit of sway on the story. I try not to plan too much. Makes it more fun for me to draw and write.>>28391625... How did I not notice that.>>28391574YOU CAN'T END IT ON MM+ CLIFFHANGER! THAT'S MY THING!But seriously, I loved it. I have to know what happens next.
>>28391849Draw the end of the factory fight. Please.
>>28391849Thanks! I couldn't believe your last post honestly, it was such a strange coincidence. Either that, or MM+ just lends herself to such shenanigans.I've already got most of the third fic outlined, though it's a tad racier. Would that be fine with people, or should I go for more cutesy pieces?
>>28391901ara ara ara~
>>28391915>though it's a tad racier. Would that be fine with people,Cute + Sexy is the only place this can go. I'm totally cool with that.
>>28391574Note to self: when purchasing handcuffs, look for the fuzzy kind. They're not as uncomfortable as cold metal.
>>28391958>>28391954And by racy, I mean cute smut. All right, I'll get to work on the next piece tomorrow! I assure you all, everybody shall get their daily dose of ara ara~
>>28391958>>28391954Agreed.>>28391895I'll probably end up posting that on the twitter since it would take more time to draw.
>>28390796>lets leave out the swore off men partyeah, I think Rena definately identifies as hetero.Bridgette, Cynthia and Sparkles are definately causing her to reassess that a bit though.
>>28392028Who took care of Queen of the world?Also how much cash do we have?
>>28392081She probably just sang until she got bored and left.Also Rena now has around 110+K.
>>28392032Not to forget Rena kissed Sparkles~It was of course completely platonic.
>>28392113And there's our way to fight villains without harming them much: hit them in the face with a wad of dosh
>>28392113We should get a bitchin' bike. And a bitchin' helmet to go with it.
>>28392081>Also how much cash do we have?More than we can reasonably spend anyplace other than the Hero Association.Honestly, we could probably retire from hero-ing entirely if it wasn't for the fact that we owe Sparkles big time and this whole vampire business.>>28392121well... it was more of an attempted kiss, to hear sparkles describe it.Rena's clearly not very worldly.
>>28392028>I'll probably end up posting that on the twitter since it would take more time to draw.Yessssssssssssssssssssss.
>>28392135>we could probably retire from hero-ing entirelyIt's too late, we're in too deep, they'll just pull us back
>>28392032no they aren'tthe only person reassessing their attractions is MM.
>>28392135OR buying a house with a panic room for a bedroom. How many times have villains invaded Rena's personal space while she slept? Or stolen shit?Plus, attacking a HOUSE can't be explained away as "attacking civilians".
>>28392135It was our teeth clumsily mashing against her soft magical girl lips.
>>28392172>implying Rena wouldn't be totally into being MM+'s helpless chewtoy if she wasn't so terrified of her.
>>28392113Oh, then we did good in not bothering her. She was harmless. though I felt we could have avoided everything if we hung out with her
>>28392221MM+ confirmed for best Dom.
>>28392221>implying that isn't just you, weirdo
>>28392223I think John would still be there when we eventually got back in our apartment
>>28392253Yeah I don't think our encounter with DS was in any way avoidable.
>>28392250don't worry, I don't think it'll interfere with your waifu-ing.Rena's a solid 3 on the Kinsey scale. She dated a dude, she asked Shadowman out for coffee, thought Balloon Man was charming, has been nibbled on by MM+, tried to kiss MGS and has actually slept with Bridgette.Bridgette is clearly best waifu, though. She can cook!
>>28392763>tried to kiss MGS and has actually slept with Bridgette.Both of which were forced upon us by MM+
>>28393252Well yeah, we had to sleep with MM to fruitlessly try to hide from MM+, and we kinda had to kiss MGS to try and cure ourselves from vampirism, induced by MM+MM+ is the Yurimancer
>>28393800 She needs the ability to throw lesbian torpedo to acquire this title.
>>28393800Obviously the kiss was forced. Sleeping with MM not so much.
>>28393862Really? What are the alternatives? Anywhere outside of her room is not safe, she had a big bed and no futons or whatever
>>28393917>Anywhere outside of her room is not safethe room turned out not to be terribly safe either.So all things considered Rena could have slept anywhere.
>>28393862She also didn't exactly protest kissing MGS.
>>28393929>using hindsight as an argument
>>28393929She spent two nights there. She got nibbled on both nights.Hindsight only works as an argument the first time.
>>28393929There's still a difference between 'motivated partly by necessity' and forced. Rena wouldn't have kissed MGS like that if not for MM+, but she had no particular reason to be averse to sleeping next to MM though - she already did on the couch even.
>>28393982It's fairly solid evidence that it doesn't take too much to get Rena to kiss a girl, though.
>>28394019MGS is a magical girl though. So Yuri is implied, if not outright demanded.
>>28394019Getting turned into vampire is not much for you?
>>28394029not in the context of the world in which Rena has recently become involved, no.She knows where Shadow Man is. Wouldn't have taken a lot to run over there and get a kiss instead.
This argument is retarded. How about both sides stop pretending they totally know that Rena is straight/bi/gay and those other anons are just delusional.
>>28394109Everyone knows she's asexual
>>28394109As long as there's straight and gay readers, she's pretty much Bi by default unless QM chooses to say otherwise
>>28394076>not in the context of the world in which Rena has recently become involved, no.I dunno, having a risk of being incinerated by the sun is kind of a big deal to me>>28394076>She knows where Shadow Man is. Wouldn't have taken a lot to run over there and get a kiss instead.Gotta check in ALL THE BOXES
Personally I just love the setup of Rena as being pure(ish) but dumb, Bridgette as being too tsundere for her own good, and MGS and MM+ playing the responsible and irresponsible sisters respectively shuffling the pair of them around in the background.It is all absolutely adorkable.