Can we be a gorgon?

>>28340710
Fuck yeah, which kind?

>>28340710
no no, we should be a chosen undead

>>28340738
You can be that as well

Can we just be a skeleton?

>>28340774
You can eventually become one, if you so choose

>>28340786
well now I'm paralyzed with indecision.

>>28340774
You're a skeleton in real life

>>28340786
Or thinking about it you could be now

>>28340738
A lich?

Man-owl

>>28340819
Do you guys just want me to roll for it or wait till you can make up your minds?

the Chosen One obviously
An avatar of the world as close second

>>28340825
I can assure you I will not be able to make up my mind.

Though the other anons might feel strongly about something one way or another, we'll see.

>>28340819
Not Man-owl. Owlman.
Very spooky. We can wear a suit.

>>28340825
Just select the few you like best and roll for them. We're never going to reach consensus this way.

A mind flayer.

>>28340847
>>28340738
Do these count as the same thing?. what do you guys think

So far,
>Gorgon
>Chosen undead
>Spooky Skeleton
>Lich
>Man-owl
>A mind flayer

a Kirin

Rolled 7

>>28340860
1 is for normal human being
2 is for a spoooooky skeleton
3 is for the godamn owlman
4 is for mind flayer
5 is for chosen undead
6 is for lich
7 is for a gorgon

>>28340866
Owlman*

Just think of the spooky. We can live in the attic of some library and spook the little alley children.

>>28340911
Ok, godfucking dammit. Do you wish to be those bug eyed bastards or have snakes for hair?

>>28340710
What do you have in mind when you say gorgon

Well, regardless, petrification could be pretty OP

>>28340911
>the goddamn owlman
Somehow you make me want that option

>>28340954
Ok how many of you wish to be the godamn owl man

>>28340911
We're still humanoid to some degree, so the snake-haired one.

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>>28340911
3 - Voting for Owlman.

>>28340995
I'm calling it as owl man.
writing with the fury of a thousand neverborn souls

>>28340976
I wish to be gorgon.
but owlman is temptation, and I would not be grumpy if it happened.

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>>28340995
I also vote for owlman.

That's a creepy picture.

How come we only chose after death? Will we change race each death? Although that's a tad silly

>>28341120
>each death
Oh god, are we going to die multiple times?

>>28341120
we got new parts shoved into us. We're choosing which.

>>28341120
I think it's more like the thing chose and that this is going to be our undead/soul form.

>>28340649
You face, something is wrong with your face. You claw at it frantically as you struggle to free yourselves from the plant life covering you. you hands, what did they do with your hands?! everything hurts. you feel like an animal, trapped in a cage for all enterinty, until, with a resounding snap, the vines gives. You fall to the floor, it is stone, something bound in reality, a comfort. There is a puddle in front of you, you crawl towards it like a man dieing from dehydration.
You scream in terror at what you have become. You head is that of an owl, your arms have feathers on the flesh that ends not in hands but the claws of a raptor (the bird kind not the dinosaur kind).
"Congratulations" a voice says "and welcome to the path a damnation". You look up to see rusted iron bars and a man who's hide is slowly turning to stone with modules of purple flesh erupting from the cracks. his mouth reminds you of a cave. He is horrifiying
what do you say/do
[] scream in terror
[] stand up and ask him who you are
[] Call him and ugly son of a bitch
[] ask him to let you out
[] write it

>>28341148
I wonder what we're going to look like if we keep coming back and we have to stitch body parts from what we find lying around.
Holy shit that'd be awesome.

>>28341148
If it's inspired by Dark Souls, which it is, probably, yeah

>>28341164
[x]call him an ugly son of a bitch
[x]ask to be let out

>>28341162
>>28341149
Both are right

>>28341164
>Call him and ugly son of a bitch
Let's call the kettle black

>>28341164
>[] Call him and ugly son of a bitch HOOT!
>[] ask him to let you out HOOT!

>>28341164
> [x] stand up and ask him who you are
And who he is.

>>28341178
"LET ME OUT YOU UGLY SON OF A BITCH" You shout before nearly having a heart attack from the clacking of your beak, before you realize, do you even have a heart anymore, that is a terrifying thought. He laughs.
"Look who's talking, bird" He says as his face turns to a frown, that's the one part of him that's still human "and I will, I'm guessing this is your first".

"My first what?" you ask, wondering if before you is your eventual fate.

"Death" He says flatly "You can always tell firsties, though that's why I can't let you out"

"Why?" You ask "Are you going to starve me until I die again and become more like you?!".

"No, see I found you" He says "and most of us are just random assortment of parts, but you, you look planned, and that concerns me greatly". What does he mean planned?
What do you do
[] Call him and ugly bastard again
[] ask for at least some clothes
[] push the cell door
[] other

>>28341364
> [x] other
What does he mean, planned?

>>28341391
This.
His choice of word is, for a lack of a better word, worrying.

Maybe we are the result of a planned undeadhood program?

>>28341427
You mean undeadhoot, right?

>>28341364
What do you mean planned? Who are you?

>>28341447
Well, it was a joke on planned parenthood, but that works too.

>>28341364
Look around, what do you have to work with here? Also suck it up and get a drink, it might help you calm down.

>>28341453
"Planned, what do you mean planned?!" You ask as you grasp the bars with your talon....things....oh lord they are horrible to look at. The man looks at the ceiling, searching for words to explain.

"I mean, it looks like something made you" He says "to kill a good whole lot of us".

"What....but..I" You stutter, fearing the thought of staying in here for all enternity. You need a drink, hard old world stuff, the kind of stuff that burns when it goes down.

"I know, wouldn't harm a fly" He says anger in his eyes "That's what I thought about this little scaled girl I knew once, you know what she did?".

"N...no" You answer backing away.

"Ate and burned a whole village" he said "Only thing left of the old her was her eyes, the rest had turned to a great winged lizard spitting more fire than the sun, your eyes aren't human, why should I trust you".

What do you do
[] try to open the cell
[] because I'm the godamn owlman
[] sit down
[] Oh good heavens, I'm nude
[] other

>>28341586
Because I am still the same inside, otherwise I wouldn't feel such horror at becoming an owlman.

Does that form even looks threatening to you? I am no giant firebreathing lizard.

>>28341586
>[x] because I'm the godamn owlman
>[x] Oh good heavens, I'm nude

>>28341586
[] BECAUSE I'M THE GODDAMN OWLMAN
[] open the cell

>>28341631
Yeah, we're a naked owl. We have all the terrifying powers of the owl, such as turning our head completely around.

>>28341709
..........I just remembered they can do that. Oh god that's horrifying

>>28341681
I will make that horrible screeching noise, forever.

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>>28341709
It could be somewhat scary if we looked like Pazuzu and insane magical power, but right now, we are about as scary as a pigeon.

>>28341681
"Because I'm the godamn owl man" You scream.
He looks at you for a moment, holding back laughter before he can no longer, shame filling your very being as the stone man laughs and laughs....and laughs....and won't stop laughing. He leans against the cell door and it falls open with a horrible rusty creak that grinds away at your sanity, god did has it ever known the kiss of oil?!
He looks at the door, than you.

"I never said it was locked" he says as he sees the anger swelling with in your glare "Please don't hurt me, this stone hide is bloody useless"

What do you do
[] leave and find some clothes
[] Maul his face
[] Pose lewdly
[] other

>>28341864
[x] clothes
[x] other

"Hey guy, I'm going to go find some clothes. Do you want to go find some clothes?
We could all use some clothes here. Being naked sucks."

>>28341864
>[] leave and find some clothes
He's not worth our HOOTING time.

>>28341864
>[x] Pose lewdly while asking him if he knows the location of any clothes

>>28341864
[] Maul his face

>>28341864
Where the hell is this, and where the hell do we get something to cover up our non-owl bits?

This is important. If we don't want to be a monster the we have to have some standards.

>>28341864
>>28341864
>[] other
Point threateningly at him
"strike one, sonny boy"
>[] leave and find some clothes

Rolled 28

Do we have the wisdom of thousand wizards?

Rolled 582

>>28341993
It appears we do not

>>28341887
You look at the cowering stone man and shake your monstrous owl head.
"I'm going to get some clothes" you say, before noticing he is nude as well "Do you want to go get some with me, being naked is most terribly crude".
He shrugs.
"I haven't had anything to hide down there since death number ten" he sighs like a man destroyed to his very core, the poor bastard "So what's the point".

"You poor creature, I truly pity you" you say as you step up the slight stairs leading out of the cells. You see this building is filled with such rusted cells, and is lit by torches that provide the unfamiliar sensation of warmth. You can see some clothed creatures like yourself meandering about, possibly caretakers for those still asleep under the vines. None approach or even ask you your name, but you soon find a sign that says "Clothing" in big friendly letters, you follow it to a room lit via gaping hole in the roof, it is filled with all kinds of clothing
you pick
[] a fine suit
[] a fine dress
[] a simple set of clothing meant for traveling, hard to damage, and harder to wear
[] random assortment
[] other

>>28342091
[] a simple set of clothing meant for traveling, hard to damage, and harder to wear down, you mean?

>>28342091
>a fine dress
we nao wizard

>>28342091
We aren't going to be able to hide our freakish owl head, but we could dress around it. Make it look like a mask or something.

>>28342091
>[x] a fine dress
We can be the owl-girl!

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>>28342091
Pic related

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>>28342127
Wizards wear robes you ignorant bastard

>>28342091

>a fine suit

might aswell look good. I also back up that we should look something like Pazuzu.

>>28342135
Which reminds me:

What is our gender?

>>28342161
Currently not know, this is my way of asking

>>28342091
Lets just grab something simple and light, like a kilt or a pair of trousers. Our feather coat should keep us warm enough.

>>28342161

The goddamn owlman. You gotta ask?

>>28342178
Well maybe you should've made two clearer options?

>>28342197
I will, as I find cross dressing owlmen hilarious

>>28342192
Yes, "owlman" may as well be a term

>>28342091
>[] a fine suit
We might be a horrifying mutant, but I'm pretty sure we can make it work.

>>28342215
We're going to make this shit look good. We are the owlman.

>>28342091
Questions OP: do we have wings?
Do we have a full coat of feathers?
Are our feet raptor claws too?

>>28342260
Not yet
On your head, arms partially
Not yet

>>28342280
So, we are like an owldude, not really an owlman yet.

I change my vote to a fine suit, which I imagine is a medieval ish noble outfit and not an italian two piece suit.

>>28342135
You burst out of the room, in a white dress woven from the dreams of kittens and the lust of the moonlight, but also the upper parts of a fine suit. Why you may ask? Because you're the godamn owl man. The other beings avoide you and stare with disbielf as you through the many halls and corridors of this place before walking up some overly long stairs that cause you to feel like you're dieing, only to find not a high part of a castle, but a village that appears to be built out of giant mushrooms with screaming faces trying to escape from them. Dear lord this is a horrible place. Suddenly a drunk man with three heads grabs unto your shoulders, almost as if he appeared from the ground
"OI BIRDY" He says "I HAVE TO ASK, DO YOU HAVE A CUNT, BECAUSE IF NOT THIS IS INCREDIBLY AWKWARD".
What do you say
[]....yes?
[] no I am clearly a man you drunk son of a bitch

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>>28342313
Dammit, if only I had seen this

>>28342316
I AM THE OWLMAN

>>28342355
AND TECHNICALLY IT WOULD BE A CLOACA

>>28342316
Peck his face off.

Also, we are a man.

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>>28342091
are we a BOOOOY?
or a GIIIIRL?

>>28342316
>[x] other
I haven't checked yet

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>>28342388
>Check
>see gif

why are we getting a dress if we're a man, /tg/?
We're obviously a lady.

>>28342355
Ok this is very important, Do you mean that as owlman is male, or that owlman is simply stating what he is

>>28342316
{x} yes
Because we got the dress, that was the gender choice.

>>28342316

[X]....yes?

>>28342433
THIS is the genderchoise.

And I vote male.

>>28342424
Not that guy, but it's obvious that's just stating what he is.
We should get a cloak to hold between our wings when we declare we are the goddamn owlman.

>>28342424
Yes.

>>28342457
......Ok this shit is going to drive me hollow

>>28342450
I don't wanna be no man wearing a dress, anon.

Rolled 2

>>28342475
1=male
2=female

>>28342475
I choose male.

>>28342475
This Is not a dress this is a robe !

>>28342476
Hm... If only there was a way of undressing of the dress.

>>28342507
IT'S A FUCKING DRESS

>>28342490
Why not both?

>>28342490
Ok I've seen what happens when QMs go against the wills of the dice gods

>>28342316

[] other

We spread our arms and loudly declare "OOWWWLLLLMAAAAAN!"

>>28342475
If Owlman is Owl downstairs it won't make much difference. A hole is a hole and birds only get one.

/tg/ - gender debates.

Scholar, just roll for it.

Can we be genderless?

>>28342610
If you die enough

>>28342626
Can we be a third gender?

>>28342490
You stare at the drunkard, Look down, notice your chest is not flat, quite the opposite in fact, and notice your hips are wider than males usually have, so you can deduce that you are in fact female, but you don't honestly give two shits because your the godamn owlman, and it matters not your gender, in fact you think there should be a third gender, owlmen. So while your body is female, your mind and soul are owlmen. You nod at the drunkered before punching him in his gob for trying to make you conform to human genders
Gender chosen: Godamn owlman (the body is female, but the soul is owlman)He falls to the ground with a thud. His other two heads stare at you lecherously, but you pay them no heed as the stares of men do not concern the great and mighty owlman. You observe the town.
You see a wise old man sitting on a hill smoking from a pipe that does not conform to reality, at all. A shop in a purple mushroom with a sword and shield carved into the flesh of it. What appears to be an inn of somesort. And a fountain
where do you go
[] old man
[] weapon shop
[] inn
[] fountain

>>28342645
Yes, owlman

>>28342671
>[] old man
The mystery box.

>>28342694
I would say more of an explanation as to why you should hunt the monsters

>>28342671

[x] old man

>>28342694
Second, but let's not open him just yet.

>>28342713
We need an explanation? I thought we were going to hunt them because they are, you know, monsters.

>>28342671
[x] weapon shop, gotta get some axes or shit to kill with.

>>28342731
Ehh its more of an excuse really.

>>28342715
You walk up to the old man, noticing that he appears to be mostly a giant spider, oh good lord that is creepy. He turns to you, his eight eyes boring a hole into your soul.
"Ah hello child" He says before noticing your fear "Oh I must have forgotten, I am usually left alone so my appearance matters not". he reaches into a nearby pot and pulls out a whispy thing that seems to change shape and push reality away from itself, he swallows it like a candy, as most of his monstorous features face away, except his eyes, jaws, and extra hands.
"is there anything you need, child?" he asks smoking his pipe happily
what do you do
[] back away slowly
[] a drink
[] what was that?
[] advice
[] other

>>28342830
>[] a drink
A strong one.

Possibly something anise flavored.

>>28342830
>[x] a drink
>[x] what was that?
>[x] advice

A drink and whatever the hell it is you're smokin, kiddo

>>28342858
"A drink" You say "a strong one".

"I do not believe in alcohol" the man says. You stare at him with a mixture of digust and pity.

"then we have nothing to offer eachother" you say turning around "Good day sir".

"w...wait don't you want to hear about the souls?!" he asks.

"Don't care" you say as you walk down the hill.

"But you need to know about the curse!!!" he shouts.

"No I don't" you say.

"COME BACK" He begs "I'M LONELY".

"I don't like spiders" you answer
what do you do
[] go to the tavern
[] go to the weapon shop
[] this place sucks, ditch it
[] stare at people
[] other

>>28343047
>[x] stare at people
With your head rotated 180 degrees around.

>>28343047
>go back and hear his explanation.

It could save our HOOTing life.

>>28343047
>[] go to the tavern

>>28343047
>>28343047
Also I am tired as balls so this may get a little strange

>>28343081
Strange? This quest is strange enough already. The only thing that could make it weirder are spider clowns attacking us.

>>28343071
>>28343073
>>28343076
Three way tie?

>>28342689
>gender: owlman
Quest picked up

>>28343098
I do not find a bird headed woman that identifies herself as a third gender known only as owlman strange. Then again this may be the tiredness talking

>>28343103
let's hear the explanation.
he's lonely, so why not.

>>28343071
This seems like a perfect opportunity to practice our moonwalk.

>>28343137
Damn your bleeding heart.
"Fine" you sigh, walking back up the hill "but make it quick spidey". He smiles and does a little dance, his bones probably cursing both him and you.
"You see young one, we are cursed, all of us" He says puffing on his pipe "to become horrific monsters, that is our fate".

"Yeah I think I met one of those, I think" you say "had no manners at all".

"However, the monsters themselves contain the cure" he says with a laugh pointing at his pot "their souls stave off the change, however the souls of older, stronger monsters can be made into weapons worthy of kings".

"Riiiiiiiight" you yawn "So why does this matter?".

"Because you don't want to lose your grip on your humanity do you?" he asks grabbing you.

"Look I'm the godamn owlman" You say "I don't care what I am, only that I am".

"Well less people will try to kill you if you aren't a horrifying abomination to our lord's world" he says.

"Well ain't that convenient" you say "Its almost like this is a bad plot hook of some kind. The old man ponders this and does not respond.

"I hope I don't have to buy this" you mutter to yourself as the silent man stares off into the distance with a thousand yard stare.

What do you do
[] grab the rusted sword next to him and go hunting
[] go to town
[] go to town, get drunk
[] Declare the the world that you are the godamn owlman
[] other

>>28343292
>implying my heart will ever stop bleeding
I am the worst softy

[x]go to town. Operation LOOK AT PEOPLE is go.
Ignore the rusted sword, it is literally worse than hitting people with a stick

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>>28343385
Seems a bit dead in here

>>28343466
I agreed with what the other anon said so I didn't add anything

>>28343466
Sorry man, I am only one anon. Apparently the few others dissaperated.

>>28343501
damn
>>28343496
that is not how quest work anon

>>28343533
It doesn't seem like saying "this" thirty times really helps if there's no opposition to what he added.

>>28343292
[x] Declare the the world that you are the godamn owlman
then
[x] grab the rusted sword next to him and go hunting

>>28343292
>>28343385
This
then>>28343557
this

>>28343552
you only need to say seconded

>>28343579
I'm running out of steam fast

>>28343603
well, you've made a good attempt. Waiting on next post or declaration of next thread.

First time QM, by any chance?

>>28343603
Well at least you tried.

>>28343631
No, I'm just tired as all fuck

>>28343603
Was a good thread

>>28343579
You grab the rusted sword and go into town while screaming to the world you are the godamn owl man. You stare at the various people of town, which include demonic looking fellows, mushroom men, at least one cat creature, many men and women made of random mutations. Some look at you, so you rotate your head at them, causing some to faint, others to flee, one to vomit, and another to tell you to meet it at its room in five hours. You decided against it and decide to instead try your hand at monster slaying.

And that's where we'll end it as I am very close to passing out in between updates.
next thread on Wednesday, 5pm est
I hope you liked it
also shall I archive this or would one of you like to?

>>28343696
well, I'll look for the next one. Tenative liking.

And always archive your own first thread so you can choose tags.

>>28343751
GLad you liked it, next thread will have combat, its archived and such, but now I need to give into the desires of my mortal body and pass the fuck out. I hope to christ Owlman does not follow me into my dreams

>>28343811
it will.
Owlman is universal.

>>28343838
Godamn owlman, well see you gents Wednesday.

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>>28343863
He watches you when you sleep.
He watches you when you are awake.
He is the fucking owlman.

>>28343902
The wondrous third gender, owlman defender of mild insanity and owls

>>28343940
Owlman are also known as the guardians of an ancient secret guacamole recipe.

>>28343975
I doubt Owlman even has any Sanity to lose to hollow......by god owlman is invincible

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>>28343902

There's quite a bit of owlman art.

>>28344009
Fantastic

If we are a FtO (female to owlman) trans, does that mean we are going to look like a harpy?

>>28344147
no, we will look like the owlman.
Which sort of looks like a harpy, but with a straight up owl head egyptian style.

>>28344390
So I guess a job at HOOTers is out of the question.

>>28344428
well, we might still have a good pair of HOOTers, so it depends on if a giant owlhead swiveling 180 degrees puts people off of their buffalo wings.