>>28299305
I hit them with a train

Would that even work? They know how to play the blues.

>>28299317
Yukari you lazy NEET bitch.

>>28299326
Meant for >>28299317

Trying to kill Dethklok is a suicide mission.

It's like you idiots don't even prophesy.

>>28299347
The fuck do trains have to do with the blues?

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>>28299362

Well, what else is there to sing about?

>>28299305
Do they have Ofdensen protecting them?

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>>28299351
>Trying to kill Dethklok is a suicide mission
>suicide mission

Perfect

>>28299385
OP here.

Assume yes.

>>28299385

They don't need Ofdensen, they'd just do something like see a Pickle's Nickel on the ground, bend over to pick it up, causing your attack to miss and cause a catastrophic chain reaction that kills or maims everyone in the vicinity besides the band.

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Okay...I'm going to need some of the pay in advance.

And some guys.

To fight a band... I will need a band of my own

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HATE HATE HATE HATE
HATE HATE HATE HATE

HATE HATE HATE HATE
HATE HATE HATE HATE

>>28299415
Dethklok is a perfect example of why its better to be lucky than skilled

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Wait, doesn't this faggot tend to show up whenever the band is in serious fucking danger?

>>28299451
>implying Dethklok isn't skilled

Skwisgaar Skwigelf: We can't NOT plays fast, uh, physically.
Toki Wartooth: Yeah, it's hards.

I quit the job and leave

I don't give a shit about the consequences, going after Dethklok is literally the stupidest thing you can do

They're impossible to plan for, which means any plan you make to kill them is thrown out the window in the first 5 fucking seconds

Fuck this

>>28299472

No

He wants to kill them

>>28299451
Nathan actually has skill. The guy's shown to be a trained hunter, very strong, and can fire assault rifles with one arm with no recoil at all. Plus he can take a beating as he gets kicked in the crotch without a sound from him, and stabbing him just pisses him off.

Nathan would actually be pretty difficult to take down.

>>28299509
Just goes to show you the importance of having a good father figure in your life.

Summon Quorthorn from the dead, give him an axe and send him on his way

Give them cookies laced with hemlock. Seriously, do you see them not eating the cookies? They are going to eat the cookies.

>>28299509

That's if he's serious and not in retard paling around mode.

He doesn't have the intelligence to utilize his skills meaningfully unless he's pissed or serious. Every other time, he's all "Awww, bodybag!"

>>28299492
He saves them twice. Once at the end of season 1, and again at the end of season 2.

Salacia wants something from the band, but he's not going to let others kill them.

>>28299492

If he wanted to kill them he'd have let the general take them down.

No, he wants something else...

>>28299533

Is that why Toki is so weak even though he's the buffest, because his dad was the worst?

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Step the fuck back. I got this.

>>28299390
Too bad they already sent an Eversor after Dethklok.

He fell to their Seneschal.

>>28299565

That made me laugh a lot more than it should have.

>>28299564
They have immunity to drugs/poison or some shit. Hell, the Tribunal gets Pickles to take a hyperpowered supernatural drug to wipe his mind but it literally doesn't do a thing.
>>28299565
Which tends to show up whenever his bandmates are being screwed with.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvB_3OvLQ3k

I tell the Johnson to get fucked, for two reasons.
One: Dethklok are fucking legends, and I have no right to take them from this world.
Two: It's a fucking suicide mission.

>>28299625

WHICH HAND DO YOU FRET WITH

>>28299564
You'd need to tailor your poisons. For example Skwisgaar Skwigelf is very allergic to cilantro so you could poison him with a spicy burrito.

I'm more of a Snakes and Barrels guy.

>>28299305
I am a Space Marine. They shall taste fear.

>>28299718

But Pickles is unpoisonable.

This thread makes me want to roll an entertainment based RT dynasty with their seneschal / master of arms Ofdensen

They fly around playing for various factions on battlefields inflicting horrible casualties on all sides while the Seneschal handles everything else and kicks the shit out of any threats that get too close

they are favoured by Tzeentch for some unknown reason and thus no one is ever able to kill them and attempt ends in failure with massive loss of life, Khorne is fine with this because blood for the blood god and Slaanesh enjoys their music so much that even noise marines cannot handle how great a sound it is

C'mon really? They give you fucking instructions in their songs
>there are no fingerprints deep underwater
>all you need are your instruments of pain
>blood is an energy conductor, I am full of it all I need is an outlet
>there is no escape from death your life is just a murder train a coming
>aww yeah
>you know what I'm talking about

>>28299732
They are all Primarchs.

Enjoy your new Liege Lords.

>>28299793
So electrocute them underwater, then hit them with a train, while still underwater?

>>28299766
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CgopgfcG00

>>28299844
Seems legit

>>28299793

Better summon Castratikron from a fiery volcano.

>>28299825

Nathan = Horus
Skwisgaar = Fulgrim
Toki = Sanguinius
Pickles = Mortarion
Murderface = Perturabo

>>28299844
no no no, first you got to electrify a train then launch the train off the tracks into the water where deathklok is submerged

>>28299844
>>28299852

GO
INTO THE WATER
LIVE THERE
DIE THERE

>>28299879
Toki=Magnus

>>28299844
You need to do it brutally.

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>>28299901
If Toki is Magnus, then who is Magnus?

So /tg/, just how good IS Metalocalypse anyway?
Is it worth bumping it to the front of my ungodly long backlog?

>>28299844
Yeah but you can't put effort into it. If you put effort into it it looks like you care and that's just not metal.

>>28299933
Magnus=Alpharius

>>28299938
It and Venture Bros are generally considered the two best shows on [as].

>>28299305
Tell them eating arsenic is the MOST BRUTAL THING EVER

>>28299938
yes

its metal as fuck and your sides will be headbanging all the way

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>>28299305

Hire this fucker right here...

as their bodyguard.

>>28299952
>tfw Henchman 24

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>>28299305
well OP in order to cut through all that metal i'm going to need a katana

Take Scrooge's First Dime and pin it on Dethklok.

>>28299952
Guess it's getting bumped to the front then, just as soon as I get caught up on Venture Bros.
If it has even one scene that's as awesome/funny as the one where 21 and 24 do Mars the Bringer of War while suiting up, it'll be worth it.

>>28299938

If you don't watch Metalocalypse you belong in a garbage can

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqbn7oxXh38

>>28299938
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBMMe5ziHX8

Its amazing.

>>28299994
Just a word of advice; season 1, like with Venture Bros, is generally considered the weakest. Watch it anyway though as it does hint here and there to the myth arc.

>>28299994

Wait till you get to the end of the current Venture Bros where 21 and Sgt. Hatred talk to each other by the campfire and Hatred cocks his gun but 21 doesn't have one.

Assemble an elemental train of water. Run itinto them and electrify their blood

>>28300003

What kind of world is this where a man must choose between a Special Persons Invite Club and his mustache.

>>28300031

Fill a briefcase with their guts.

>>28300003
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-6MYnGKIas

>>28300092

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oj7lKvKd_pM

>>28300102
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIv1WLqFIC4

>>28299983
>implying it would work
>implying scrooge would be able to defy METAL logic.
metal logic is at least on par if not surpasses cartoon logic.

>>28300160
>Scrooge McDuck

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lppQQeWz638

Massive amounts of explosives. Also ghetto rap and bitches.

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>>28300171
My nigga.

>>28300171
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCgTdlhrQ3s

>>28300160

Pretty sure Scrooge McDuck is pretty damn metal.

Don't fuck with McDuck

i go to the future, raise some necrons. and hope they died of old age.

>>28299424
This is literally better than every single idea that was ever made in the show.

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>>28300182
>you will never be as cool as Ice Cube

One of my friend DMed a game where we had to kill them in some sort of post-apocalyptic sci-fi universe ;_;

I was playing an ecological terrorist with foxgirl implants

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>>28299305
Revengeance time!.

>>28299573
>>28299569
Wait, I thought the final end to the show's already happened? You mean it's still not finished?

>>28300241
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meJckIFWFR0

>>28299700
I'd rather go fight a dragon than fight Dethklok.

>>28299305
by betraying my employer and joining Dethklok's staff

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I WILL TAKE THEM!

I WILL BREAK THEM!

I WILL CLAW AT THEIR FLESH AND FORSAKE THEM!

SEEK REVENGEANCE,
FOR MY BROTHER!

I WON'T STOP UNTIL I'M SATISFIED!

>>28300189
This is not rap, these are some lame white dudes with crappy tattoos.
I don't think Deathklok can face the power of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88jr9QUxbcs

>>28299959
they'll kill themselves within minutes.

>>28299983
Are you even prepared for the unholy hell that awaits you when Scrooge finds out he's been duped and teams up with Dethklok to get you?

>>28300275

I'd rather chop off my ding dong than admit that booze ain't food!

>>28300316
You'd rather chop off your ding-dong than not drink?

>>28300291

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9F5xcpjDMU

>>28300316
>>28300335

I'd rather DIE than go to Heaven!

In Fatherklok, you found out that Skwisgaar plays the guitar when he's stressed, which you see again in Dethmas. Now go all the way back to Dethhealth and watch the scene in which they're discussing Pickles's coffin and watch Skwisgaar.

>>28300250

Oh you poor, mis-informed man you...here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utZfT6rI4Kg

>>28300379
well holy shit.

>>28300291

Impressive as their rapping ability is, they don't seem to have any Klokateers.

>>28299305
with that much metal they are imprevious to normal weapons.
I drop them into a steel smelter like in the terminator

>>28300379

I don't get what you're getting at. Looks like he just coincidentally has his guitar and is fiddling with it. Also the comment he makes doesn't sound stressed at all.

Now I want a coffin like Pickles so I can ride to hell in style.

>>28300383

Skwiscentaur

>>28300379

Skwisgaar ANGRILY plays the guitar when he's stressed. He often plays it for no reason as well.

>>28300383
You are now aware that Goat from Megas XLR was one of those who auditioned to be Magnus's replacement.

>>28299849
Yay!! Seizures!!

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>>28300290
>tfw George "Corpsegrinder" Fisher sings his parts in Doomstar.

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>>28300729

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I put them up against this guy.

Neither of them will die, but the unfolding events will mark the world forever.

>>28300978
Detroit Metal City is basically the Japanese equivalent of Metalocalypse, isn't it?

>>28300993

No it's more like...Japanese Jon Arbuckle (Garfield's owner) has a secret Hannah Montannah alter ego who is really Doomrider/Dr. Rockzo.

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>>28300993
Did someone say Motor City? God I loved that show...

>>28301069
Me too, man.
Fuck Disney for what they did to it.

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>>28301121

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>>28301109
New Megas XLR?
New Megas XLR.

>pic unrelated
The Duke was the best thing ever. Dee Snider is the man...sort of.

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>Noise marines summon a greater daemon
http://youtu.be/DkdnyYCXPlA

>>28299581
aren't his parents some hardcore Scandinavian catholics that just stare into your soul.

>>28299733
>Pickles is unpoisonable.
To kill Pickles you just need to buy all the sunscreen in the world and play the waiting game.

>>28300818
HOLD THEM ALL TOGETHER, WHILE I MAKE MY WAY

THIS WILL BE AN ORGY OF DEATH, THROATS WILL MEET MY BLADE

>>28301036
>Implying it's not the most BRUTAL metal band member ever
>whose alter ego is a bizare mix of Jon Arbuckle and hannah montannah

>mfw everyone I find for HEAVY METAL DARK HERESY NOISE MARINES wants to play wubstep instead

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>>28300444

Goat was in a tonne of stuff before Megas.

He was in Downtown originally.

>>28301411
I think extinguishing the sun is doable for them and super fucking kvlt so I don't know if that will work.

Doesn't Selatcia fuck people up who try to kill the band?

So even if you manage to get past their manager and their luck conveniently doesn't kick in, you'd still have an eldritch horror to deal with, wouldn't you? What's worse is you really can't plan for Selatcia because we don't even know what the fuck he can DO.

flooding their house with Carbon Monoxide would work just fine, I think.

invisible, scentless, deadly.

>>28306363
Considering they have a free roaming flesh eating virus that hasn't been contained, I don't think the monoxide would get that far.

>>28306363
I'm assuming OP is suggesting that this scenario in taking place in Mordhaus, so I hope you have a hell of a lot of carbon monoxide

>>28306822
Hmm. Well, if the price were right, it would eliminate enough risk variables and get the job done so that the end result of completing the mission is worth the price of the gas I acquire and funnel in.

>>28306926
Plus you have to find a way to get it all in there without it being detected at any point. It'd be pretty hard to hide a hugeass container of carbon monoxide.

>>28306926
"There are 7491 or 7492 rooms in Mordhaus."
http://dethklok.wikia.com/wiki/Mordhaus

Yeah... No, it wouldn't work

>>28299305
GASHUNK FSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH

>>28307111
Can you see Mordhaus from fucking space? How long did it take to build?

>>28300025
I think I'm missing an episode. The one with the Hitler dog and the ... Army, between seasons. Was there an episode of the actual battle?

>>28307168
Yes you can

It's capable of flight

>>28307168
Most of it sinks miles into the ground aswell as it being miles in diameter.
Dethklok are the 7th biggest economy in the world after all
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRPXGwyA0I0
>Video Related

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>>28299424

Poison there drinks.
All of them.

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>>28299342
Trust in yukari.
Faith in yukari.

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>>28299305
Send in the kaleidoscope, it will be a laugh.

DO IT ALL FOR MY BROTHER

DO IT ALL

DO IT ALL FOR MY BROTHER

DO IT ALL

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i send in this dog

looks at this ferocious killing machine

no way they'll survive

That would be the easy part...

Now taking out their manager, that's the goddamn, what in the hell DM, you're fucking cheating part.

>>28307111
And they spent more money on scream activated ambient lighting than most countries spend on their military budgets; they're bound to have fire detectors (that also detect Carbon Monoxide).

>>28303408
>He was in Downtown originally.
There are a lot of references to Downtown in Megas, because they were still a little bitter about the plug being pulled on Downtown.
That's also why PoPTV (which is totally not MTV) gets their shit destroyed in pretty much every episode.

>>28309288
Neither optical nor ionization smoke detectors will detect carbon monoxide.

And shouldn't these guy be blowing enough pyrotechnics on a daily basis that any fire alarm in the same zip code will be screeching bloody murder 24/7?

>>28311182
I think he meant they'd also have these things:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carbon_monoxide_detector

>>28311182
It's a safe bet that Mordhaus is outfitted with a system that can detect just about anything.

Also, it's really easy to tell which anons haven't seen the show since they actually think they could kill Dethklok

Just let Dr. Rockso run loose in the place long enough.

>>28311349
Wouldn't they just kick him out? Again.

>>28299305
Same way I kill everything else. IED, rifle and curse words.

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Important: how do they fare against lolis?

i put excessively potent contact poison in all dethclok merch, killing every last dethklok fan. i know i can't kill the band directly, so i kill off every last klok fan in existence.

>>28312332
So pretty much the entire world?

I challenge them to see who can give the most blood to charity.

>>28312332
seems like something that would happen in the show

>>28312535
Giving to charity isn't metal, they wouldn't do it.

>>28299305
Only Matt Ward can write plot armor as thick as those guys have.

>`Stupid thread 2/10

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>>28299305
NO.
Return the money, kick the goddamned agent of my client into an engine intake if need be. But NO.
There is NO way to take them.
They are ridiculously lucky, possible protected by some Elder Thing that lives through their music, they have a rabid fanbase of minions willing to die for them, they are living incarnations of the Fool, all of them.
They have CHARLES FOSTER OFDENSEN. Do not fuck with that man's bread and butter.

If that's not bad enough, they have The Roadie. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hjg-bVDp7A

Return the money, kill the patsy negotiating with me, leave no traces.

>>28312568
Draining your blood out of your body so someone can stick a needle in themselves and suck your life essence is.

>>28312907
But it's being done to help others. AKA it's being done for the sake of caring.

Caring is not metal. Not giving a fuck is metal.

>>28313004
They wouldn't do it to help others. But they would do it to find a way to avoid paying taxes, see the Dethklok Home for Wayward Kitties for example. It would go horribly wrong and people (other people, really) would die, but they would do it for that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwaD9tb1P50

>>28313743
Giving blood isn't tax deductible. Is it?

>>28314013
No, but they would probably create some ludicrously expensive donorklok facility or event that would cost just enough to make a difference.

>>28314361
Damn it. Forgot to remove my trip.

>>28299959
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfbK_dbsCu0

>>28314361
I remember the time they almost killed themselves by sitting in a sauna for too long. At least I think it was a sauna.

>>28311647
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrAVn64P1w8

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>>28312772

Fuck. Eddie Riggs too?

Mother of God. Dethklok more impossible to kill than a nexus dragon.

Go into...PURPLE ALERT.

>>28315555
Sir, are you absolutely certain?
It does mean changing the bulb.

>>28315466
They have Death (Darksiders II) as well, but I can't find the promo he was in anymore.

>>28299305
Invite them to a DnD session, then show up wearing a fedora, trench coat, and a 2small4me tshirt. Then my character will be a rape victim. They'll die from embarrassment.

>>28315994
>gaming with Dethklok
>not playing Hail and Kill
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Hail_and_Kill

Megas XLR is how

>>28316111

Why would Coop want to kill Dethklok? He'd probably be a fan of theirs if they both lived in the same universe. Besides, he's a good guy.

The only way it could work is if he presses the wrong button and accidentally kills them.

>>28316370
>>The only way it could work is if he presses the wrong button and accidentally kills them.

>Implying that's not EXACTLY what would go down

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>>28311349

>>28315466
>Have protection from the son of Riggnarock and the Demon Emperor Succoria

Seriously, nobody's getting them now.

Alright. What I need are a pink haired Singer, race of vampiric space elves, a pair of 60's glasses and a giant robot.

>>28315994
>Sweaty neckbeard comes out and asks "are you ready to enter my magical realm?"
>Nathan: Awwwwww man this is not fucking metal.
>Skwisgar: Tokis you saids thats this woulds be fuckings metals.
>Nathan: Yeah, like we would get to kill shit with swords.
>Pickles: AND rescue sluts.
>Nathan: And rescue sluts.
>Toki: But you can! With the power of imaginati...
>Everyone else: UGGGGGGHHHHHHH

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It would take something equally metal to kill them.

I nominate the Locknar.

>>28299424
I like where this is going.

>>28299484
but this is the smarter alternative. you can't kill dethklok.

I forge a blade out of Dragonforce, the hardest metal known to man.

>>28316016
>Hail and Kill

WHY HAS NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THIS.

What if we clone Dethklok, but make the clones even more metal?

>>28300290
George Fisher is the uber-bard.

there is no denying his power.

>>28301337
I like your style, sir.

I'll forge armour and a sword out of the hardest metal known to man.

Dragonforce.

>>28299390
Too bad you can only exist with the gray knights.

>>28299484
Then don't plan to kill them. Just kill them.

>>28301392
Yes. Also slapped Toki across the face...for some reason.

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>>28315574
I got it.

I simply tell Dethklok someone hired me to kill them. I tell their personal army the details of my employers to keep them occupied, and then kill the lazy bastard employers with the weapons I bought with their own money.

I do not fight battles I cannot win. Anyone who tries to kill Dethklok has something go wrong. Every. Single. Time.

I leave my card with contact information should Dethklok require my specific services in the future.

It's too expensive, too ignorant, and too time consuming to try to kill them conventionally. And it becomes a personal project when you use unconventional means. Hired killers shouldn't take jobs with personal stakes attached if they expect to keep doing business later on.

>>28321449
>I leave my card with contact information should Dethklok require my specific services in the future.
In all likelihood, you've sealed your own fate with that act.

>>28321449
>I leave my card with contact information should Dethklok require my specific services in the future.

Were you raised by wolves? Can you kill with your teeth? Can you blend into shadows? Can you hide in a tree?

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>>28299305
I get a an even wealthier, more beloved, more murderous group of celebrities to do it.

>>28322850
>the saints
>more popular than Deathklok
no

>>28322850
wow you really are an idiot.

>>28322850

>>28322975
>>28323114
Well wait a minute now, he has a decent idea there. While I don't thin the saints are as rich or as powerful as dethklok they're a lot closer than most other fictional groups or characters. Also you need to take into account dethklok's general lack of skill at anything other than death metal. Yes they're gods on earth, but they can only exhibit real power at specific times and under certain conditions. The Saints are themselves considerably more skilled than dethklok. they don't tend to delegate tasks to underlings and we'vve seen how they can easily dispatch armies and alien invasions.

Pt. 2
The normal method of dethklok solving a problem is for the universe to kind of align itself so that bad things randomly happen to the person causing the problem, while also causing a lot of collateral damage. The Saints seem to have the exact opposite kind of luck where despite the seemingly insurmountable odds against them they can always manage to end up on top and have the world eating out of the palm of their hand.

All in all I think the Saints would have to deal with an uphill battle but they could take out dethklok. maybe.

>>28323324
when that kind of luck clashes, you end up with something completely unpredictable, like the Saints becoming involved in Deathklok's massive empire somehow
things would be changed, but it would not end in the deaths of Deathklok

>>28323365
aye. Dethklok prevails, probably at the expense of Mordhaus and a ton of Klokateers.

>>28323569
or they team up

>>28323639
And lo, this is how the world ends, not with a whimper, but with your face melting off.

>>28323639
Obviously.

It's impossible to kill them together.
If you want any of them dead from anything other than old age(and even that's not a sure thing), you have to break up the band first.

DO YOU FOLKS LIKE COFFEE

>>28324349
REAL COFFEE?

>>28323956
The last time that happened that got everyone wiped out by an eldritch abomination. The moment anyone gets close to achieving this Salacia is going to ride in just before you win and melt your face off.

>>28324410
FROM THE HILLS OF COLOMBIA?!

the Saints and DethKlok team up

>>28320381
>Dragonforce.
...is total shit. They apparently get so fucked up BEFORE their shows that they can't play their songs for shit, and aren't that great to talk to. Besides, speedmetal is highly overrated.

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I would send Gwar.

Dethklok may be the most metal band on earth, but are they the most metal band in the galaxy?

>>28326258
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiy84B5TcZM

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>>28320255
>mfw everyone in Dethklok save Toki would be That Guy

>>28323639
This is the single most horrifying thing that could happen to humankind.

...I live a healthy life of fitness and good eating.

And thus, I will have outlasted them.

>>28329644
Nathan gets liver transplants every week.

Good luck.

>>28323639
Oh fuck yes.

>>28320255
>Sweaty Neckbeard
Oh, hey Murderface

I arrange things so I get one wish.
Then I wish that all electric guitars ceased to exist, along with the ability to recreate them.
This will drive Toki and Skwisgaar to suicide over having to either never play again, or play grandpa's guitars.
I'm not sure WHAT to do about the others, though.

>>28330806
Get the Catholic Church to canonize Murderface as the first living Saint. He's said before that he'd rather die than go to heaven, and suicide is generally considered a guaranteed ticket to hell.

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>Beats the Devil in a fiddlin' contest, then calls him a son of a bitch.

That's the most metal thing I've ever heard.

>>28331285
Dethklok attempted to sell their souls to the devil for the power of blues.

They renegotiated on the contract so hard the devil turned it down.

>>28331755
Actually the Devil took it. The hot topic gift card confirms it, as it's like a random, series long Chekov's gun.

It went from Dethklok to the Blues Devil, who gave it to Pickles's crazy PR lady who gave it back to Pickles

It was eventually used by Meaddle during the Doomstar Requiem to bail Dethklok out of their mess with Corpsegrinder.

>>28320314
Oh yes. The thing that dies while telling the story of its own demise that already happened.

For something that told stories of his evil corrupting all, I count at least... three where the main characters shrugged it off? And again aforementioned story of his incorruptible evil LOSING.

>>28332138
in its defense it was in the presence of the reincarnation of the person who defeated it the whole time

>>28332166
And boasting about how it was totally going to keep it from happening this time.

>>28332209
it was just a plot device to string the stories together anway

>>28299305
Throw a party. Have 2000 people there. Use Dethklok's money to continuously re-buy party fuel such as booze and drugs. Keep cycling out everyone at the party by creating a mulit-million man waiting list. "Come party with Dethklok!" is the invitation posted on T.V. Antagonize them and tell them they can't party before hand. Their pride in who they are would not allow them to leave until the party is over. The party will never be over.

Death by exhaustion.
>Rockso hosts the party.

>>28326258
Is that drawn by Adrian Smith? Because it looks like Adrian Smith's work.

>>28334854
>Rockso

You don't have enough cocaine.

>>28328344
toki is too nice to do anything evil.

>>28336750
I'm from south america motherfucker.
I'm made out of cocaine

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>>28337112
And that is why my lolis will win.

>>28337131
NOT

ENOUGH

COCAINE

>I DO COCAINE!

>>28337145
everything toki loves dies anon.
Everything except his music.
And even then he's the betamax second guitar.

Their plot armor is too thick, but if the Tribunal really wanted too, they could just use nuclear weapons.

Then again, they probably have some giant laser-firing discoball that would emerge from space and shoot down the missiles and accidently set the whole state of Colorado on fire or something.

>>28337145
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5DcTYQNPLI
>Yfw they're toki's fans

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJNOBC3zmfA
>This is the most girly and nice dude of the band
>He was raised like a fucking super soldier

>>28337205
Tribunal doesn't want Dethklok dead. Salacia killed Ravenwood for trying.