You're rushed back to reality by a sound that makes you sit right up with a gasp, your book falling out of your hands. The noise repeats itself, turning out to be someone knocking on your door. You brace yourself for the possibility that the person might enter your room, and the thought itself makes your insides curl up. From the outside rings the voice of your brother:
"Tam, dinner is ready. Mom has asked you to join us." With that said, Kasper retreats down the hall to the stairs and further down to the lower level, obvious from the sound of his footsteps. You take your time to calm yourself, the natural rush of worried excitement that always comes when someone interrupts your sanctioned peace and quiet slowly dwindling to nothing. You pick up the book now lying open on the floor, and put a mark where you managed to read to before drifting off to the realm of dreams.

With a not-so-swift move, you raise yourself from your makeshift beanbag chair on your bed and stretch yourself. You must've dozed off for a second there, undoubtedly because of all the things that's been happening today. You slouch your way over to your computer, and notice the time as you swivel yourself into place. 06:42PM. Going down to dinner now would mean facing your family, and worst of all your dad. Mom and Kasper would bombard you with questions for you to prove to dad that you're doing well, but the mere thought makes your throat dry up and you feel yourself having trouble breathing. Facing your dad after such a short time would prove immensely difficult, but there's no doubt that you have to at some point.

The question is, what to do at the moment? You're not exactly hungry, and not really tired, and you definitely want to do something else than being in the same room as your family right now.

>A. Play vidya
>B. Lurk imageboards
>C. Continue reading 'The Neverending Story'.
>D. Watch some anime
>E. Force yourself to go have dinner
>F. Open your window to get some fresh air
>G. Other

>>28289015
>E. Force yourself to go have dinner
Cause getting called and just not showing up is rude, among other things

>>28289015

>E + F. Get some air to get confidence.

>>28289015
>>E. Force yourself to go have dinner

>>28289075
>>28289095
You straighten yourself up, gathering strength and will to carry your body downstairs. From all that's happened, you're exhausted both physically and mentally, and dragging yourself onto your feet proves difficult. Nevertheless you pull through, and find yourself unlocking your door. Entering the hallway reveals a smell of food coming from downstairs; something tomato-ish, something cheesy, but you can't make out what exactly it is. Sneaking to the stairs and down every step, avoid the locations that make is creak and squeak, you're quickly confirmed in what's for dinner:

You mom have, most likely out of old habit, left a plate of food for you on the dresser in the hallway. On the plate is a slice of steaming hot lasagne, cheese and meat sauce dripping out from between the layers of spaghetti plates. The sight of the dish makes your stomach grumble, and you realize that you've actually been rather hungry all along, your real hunger most likely being covered up subconsciously through the fear of facing your father.

You're left with a maybe not that difficult dilemma; grab the plate and head upstairs, or grab the plate and head to the dinner table?

>A. Grab the plate and sneak upstairs
>B. Grab the plate, pop in your head and say thanks, then rush back upstairs
>C. Grab the plate, then join the others at the dinner table (requires roll for initiative, 1d20 over 15, first uneven post number counts)
>D. Go upstairs without dinner
>E. Grab a coat and head out into the dark night (?!)
>F. Other

Rolled 15

>>28289384
>C
Rolling for initiative

Rolled 17

>>28289384
>C. Grab the plate, then join the others at the dinner table (requires roll for initiative, 1d20 over 15, first uneven post number counts)
No guts no glory

>>28289384
>>B. Grab the plate, pop in your head and say thanks, then rush back upstairs

One step at a time

>>28289411
Grabbing hold of the plate with both hands, you swallow an amount of bile that have built up in your mouth. The familiar feeling of anxiety, the ice cold ball of lead around your solar plexus, have returned full force. You know what is necessary to do, no matter how much you resent it. Facing your father is a thing you have to do at some point anyway, and considering the amazing lifestyle breakthroughs you've had already in these last two days, what could possible go wrong?

Reality is quite different compared to what you wish you could convince yourself is the truth, though, as you're literally trembling from fear. From inside the living room you can make out the voices of Alice, Kasper, and Bob, having a light-hearted conversation about what they've spent the day on. For each step closing in on the door to the dining room, your breath elevates and your heart rate enters unhealthy levels. Rounding the corner, you stand completely immobilized, facing the cozy little scene that is your family dining and chatting.

You stand there for what feels like and eternity, but in reality probably isn't more than 10 seconds, before Kasper spots you. At this point you're trembling so hard that holding onto the plate and managing not to spill lasagne on the carpet proves a challenge in itself. As he calls out for you by name and invites you over by pulling out a chair, your mom and dad turns around to face you. The sight of your dad as his eyes connect with yours makes you tense up, dropping the plate of cheese and tomato in the process.

cont.

>>28289805
"Oh, Tammy dear," your mother exclaims as she sees the mess. Getting up from her chair, she walks over and gives you a quick hug before guiding you to the pulled out chair, you facing the floor and blushing so hard from embarrassment that your face matches the red stain on the nylon carpet.
"Don't worry, I'll get that," your mother says as she dives into the kitchen for cleaning supplies with an aura of effectiveness emanating from her like only a true housewife could. Your father, after concluding that his wife is doing her job, turns to you with an inquisitorial frown on his face.
"So, Tammy," his deep threatening voice rings out, "I hear you've been making progress. Care to tell me about it?"
You freeze thanks to the tone in his voice. Your father have always scared you, but even more now after you've become a NEET. Seeing his daughter descend into such a shameful state have put a lot of unnecessary stress on the man, which he's venting through his even more stern demeanour.

>A. Say nothing and leave it to Kasper to explain
>B. Flee upstairs and cry about what you did
>C. Tell your father about what you've been doing (roll to socialize, 1d20, first even post count.)
>D. Grab a coat and run into the dark night
>E. Other

Rolled 20

>>28289831

>C

NO GUTS, NO GLORY

Rolled 16

>>28289831
>C. Tell your father about what you've been doing (roll to socialize, 1d20, first even post count.)

Come on, you can do it, Tammy, I believe in you

>>28289905

GODDAMMIT WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME.

First nat 20 of the night and the GET is odd-numbered.

>>28289937
there there, it's alright. a 16 is still a good roll.

>>28289937
At least we passed with >>28289908. Do we have crits in this quest?

>>28289971
Nah.

>>28289971
Nah. She either does really well, fucks up severely, or manages something in between.

Also, apparently Tammy is blessed by the Dice Gods. She's only failed one roll so far.

>>28289964
>>28289971

It just that we could've had some d20 shenanigans with that roll, y'know?

Like we could've done something truly silly, like recite the entire alphabet backwards, in Polish, while intoxicated.

>>28290009

She would've been MORE blessed if you counted my nat 20. DAMN YOU GET SYSTEM!

>>28290042
>Like we could've done something truly silly, like recite the entire alphabet backwards, in Polish, while intoxicated.
Have you even read the other threads?

Anyway, writing.

Tammy my kitten, it seems while I was subsumed you've done some really bad decisions. Going outdoors in summer clothing? And that shameful thing you did in the shower? Are you an exhibitionist?

You shouldn't try so hard sweety, just look where it got you. Now you have to face your father, one of tha last things you'd want to happen in this house.

Well, I'll watch you squirm. You need to learn that staying in your room is for your own good.

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>NEET quest coming up just as I need to go to sleep

>>28290106
Could you not do that please? You are pretty awful

>>28290106
NO.

FUCK OFF.

>>28290106
YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP
It's all been relatively easy up to this point, but OP said it's all gonna go balls to the wall hard the further we go, so we gotta go for glory right off the bat

>>28288977
Trying to figure out if the person running this thread is getting kicked out of their parents house or instead is the parent kicking their child out.

OP help me out here?

>>28288977
Also what is this certain event that caused the dropping of highschool? Wants to know badly are you pregnant

>>28290151
The character is
>>28290166
It's been two years since
I think it's safe to say she's not pregnant

I like "The doubt and fear" posts.

>>28290166
We shot a man

>>28290207
MAMAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>28290230
We didn't kill him. Probably. All we know so far is THE EVENT included another girl.

>>28290230
My life has just begun...

>>28290196
Wants to become pregnant?

>>28290166
I am guessing its because we flunk/missed/cheated the SAT/ACT/Really-important-exam or we were peer-pressured to do it for others, given we were a studious nerd way back when.

>>28290255
We can barely talk to our family
Take a wild fucking guess

>>28290131
I'm only thinking what is best for you Tammy. You are on a dangerous path and you need some common sense to guide you, or you'll burn yourself even more badly than two years ago.

>>28290271
heroine? I'm not following. I think the OP is pregnant.

>>28290292
You know what's dangerous? Doing nothing and get kicked out

>>28290299
Remember guys, report, hide, and move on.

>>28290266
I forget the wording, but NEET master has alluded that a "she" was involved in what originally made tammy a shut-in.

>>28290299
What

Aaaaand this shows up just as I'm about to go to bed. Can somebody make sure to archive this?

>>28290292
No, I mean as far as tone or writing style or whatever. You sound less like doubt and fear and more like a creepy fedora wearing uncle. Which is why I ask you please stop.

>>28290292
Going out on the streets is worse than getting burned again. If we we start buying equipment for living outdoors, we'll be kicked out pretty damn fast. We don't even have the skills to beg at the soup kitchen.

We will have to grit our teeth.

>>28290166
We got shoved in a locker full of rotten tampons.

>>28290320
You hush now. She's a big girl, and she's been doing so well these past 2 days. I think she's ready. If she's not, there is no harm that can come from this, and she can try again.

>all those namefags
It all goes gaaay again!

>>28290166
I want to say it was because she was spurned my her lesbian crush in front of the whole school.

>>28290383
Probably the same guy. All of them.

>NEET quest is up
fuck yeah, showers time!

>>28290431
Thats kinda hot?

>>28290396
I wish.

>>28290442
The thing is that last thread OP unwittingly made half a thread hit those showers

>>28290461
Not following. Can you allude me

>>28289908
Your mom dances over with a clean plate, knife, and fork, and cuts out a big slice of lasagne. Placing it in front of you, it somehow manages to shift your focus from the fabric of the table cloth to the fact that you're still damn hungry. Grabbing onto the cutlery and cutting yourself a bite, feeling the odour caress your nose, you chomp down on the fork and almost shiver from the taste of your mom's cooking. As always, it's amazing as any other thing she manages to scramble together in the little kitchen of hers. Pleasuring every inch of your tongue with the perfect consistence of pasta, meat, and cheese, you swallow and savour the warm feeling the food provides in your body as it travels down and settles in your stomach. You feel a lot more encouraged after providing yourself with a bit of homecooked love.

"Well?" your dad asks, obviously getting annoyed by having his question ignored by his prodigious daughter. You assert yourself, inhale, recall the talk you had with Kasper, then try to say something. But, nothing comes out of your mouth. The ball of lead have manifested itself again, this time in your throat. All kinds of thoughts emerge from your subconsciousness; what if he expects me to have found a job already? What if he gets angry that I've only managed to break my silence? What if he will want me to chose something tonight? What if he will be disappointed? What if he will be angry?

Pearls of sweat start forming on your forehead, as you massage your throat and try to let out coherent words instead of sounds such as "hm" and "um". Suddenly, you feel a hand on your thigh. You turn to look in the direction from which the grab came, and is faced with Kasper. He's sporting the same serious expression as he did when you were having a fit in his room.
"Don't worry, Tam," he whispers in a soft, comforting voice, "I'm here should something happen."

cont.

>>28290497
You take a few deep breaths, relieved by the presence of your brother. Suddenly your father doesn't appear as scary, and you manage to form a few words. "W-well, I did clean my r-room, and, um, uh, I-I've spoken with Kasper, who, um, w-will help me as far as I know...." your voice fades off and becomes a barely audible whisper as your eyes bolts around the room, trying to avoid the gaze of your father. Hearing this, Bob contemplates for a second, then close his eyes and sighs.
"Well, it's a start. Continue improving yourself." he exclaims, then returns to his dinner, apparently satisfied for now. A wash of relief runs through your body realizing that there won't be more to it than that, and you restrain yourself from jumping out your chair and instead nod slightly and turn your attention towards your piece of lasagne. Kasper, obviously satisfied with both you and himself from the way he's smirking, squeeze your thigh and digs in himself. Your mother, sitting next to your father, turns and pecks him with a kiss on the chin and whisper something in his ear that makes him give off a satisfied grunt through his moustache.

After dinner, you help mom carry the plates to the dishwasher, as dad turns to his chair with a paper and a cigarette and Kasper retreats upstairs. As everything is put in their right place, she bends down and hugs you once again and with a smile send you off to your room. Dumbfounded by the normalness of the whole procedure, you float upstairs with a wondrous expression on your face and quietly let yourself into your room where you plop down in front of your computer. You're honestly surprised at how well that went. The time reads 08:15PM.

>A. Play some vidya
>B. Write on your regular imageboard about your latest escapades
>C. Watch some anime
>D. Go refresh yourself after dinner
>E. Pick up from where you stopped in 'The Neverending Story'
>F. Go to bed and try to sleep
>G. Other

>>28290497
K- kasper you creep!

>>28290518
Other
Plot how to poison kasper

>>28290518

A, D, then E. If possible. She needs a decent reward after all that, and is making good progress. We need to let her off the internet slowly.

Thread is up on archive.

>>28290518

>D + B

Shower first, then imageboard teims.

>>28290518
A, we have played vidya in a while, it might be a good time to relax a bit. Too much strain isn't good either

>>28290518
B

>>28290151
I don't follow.

Are you asking if I as a person is either of those?

Because I'm not. I'm no NEET, nor a parent.

>>28290518
>A. Play some vidya

>>28290518
You need to take your mind off the harrowing events of this evening Tammy, so distract yourself with a long session of vidya. I doubt your father is thinking very highly of you still, nor approve of you.
>A. Play some vidya

D. then A.
Let's reward ourselves for having dinner with the family.

>>28290518
>A

You deserve a reward for all the hard work you did today.

>>28290518
>E. Pick up from where you stopped in 'The Neverending Story'

>>28290518
C, we deserve a break before late night self improvement

>>28290518
Shower

Okay, today was neat, but tomorrow lets take it to a whole new level: use our newfound power to leave the house and travel to a bookshop/library, where we get a social interactions manual

>>28290673
But she showered like 3 hours ago.

>>28290518
>D and E. refresh self quickly then have a read before bedtime

>>28290584
You're supposed to do that after NEET Master leaves, or this thread is on autosage at page 5, whichever comes first. Otherwise, you waste sup/tg/'s bandwidth.

>>28290673
We took shower like three times today

>Our excessive showering, where before was super infrequent, upsets dad next waterbill

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D to clear anxiety, then A or E, if were not too terribly tired.

>>28290716
>shower quest

>>28290697
If OP wants it done another time, or wants to do it himself, he'll say so.

sup/tg/ has plenty of bandwidth to check a single thread for updates, and isn't a charity anyway.

>>28290673
Shower seems appropriate or bubble batg

>>28290581
>>28290594
>>28290622
>>28290624
>>28290637
You make sure your behind is positioned tightly in your chair, with optimal arm placement for mouse and keyboard action before you open up Tera: Rising and log in to the character you made recently. Continuing on your path to greatness, you dive into the Harrowing Gorge and start dealing damage to all kinds of ghastly monsters. Level after level, your brain more and more relaxing and letting the muscle memory from countless hours of gaming do its trick, you stress slowly leaves your body and you start to actually have good, old, mindless fun for the first time today. And boy, was it needed. The hours tik by, and you find yourself ensnared by the dynamic combat of the Free-to-Play MMO. By the time you're level 15 having made your way to a low Woodland place, you conclude that it must be enough gaming for today. Quitting to desktop, you see that the time has become 11:34PM already. Stretching your frail body, you feel a quake of uneasy tiredness in your body, and you're drawn to the thought of sleep.

You check through your regular boards, concluding that the same old garbage is still being discussed and that none of the guys posting there will ever get a girlfriend, you yawn and stretch yourself, and start up some anime torrents before heading for the bathroom. Relieving yourself and brushing your teeth for the night, you take a look at yourself and notice something. For some reason, you appear more... alive.

>>28291081
The bags under your eyes are not as bad as before, your skin have a slightly more healthy tone than usual, and your hair is not as greasy and unkempt as it tends to be. Satisfied with this development, you spit out the mix of toothpaste and saliva that you'd kept in your mouth while studying yourself, wash off your toothbrush, then head back inside your room locking the door behind you. As you snuggle up under your cover, letting the heavy, comforting feeling of sleep seep into every fiber in your body, your last thought before turning yourself over to your subconsciousness drifts to the faces of the guys who you saw earlier, and a tiny smile shows itself on your sleeping face.

—

You wake up due to the sharp sunlight of a clear winter sky banking in through your window and reflecting off your walls. Mulling about in your bed for some minutes, you finally stretch yourself, bending your back like a cat who just woke up from its midday nap. Tumbling out of bed, you somewhat throw yourself at the chair in front of your computer, and with groggy eyes conclude that your torrents are done. Doing your usual morning website routine, satisfied with the lack of anything new, you notice that the time is 09:10. With a yawn, you ponder for a second what kind of exciting changes today will bring. You also recall that it's Saturday, so Kasper will be home.

>A. Watch some downloaded anime
>B. Play vidya
>C. Troll /r9k/
>D. Go make breakfast
>E. Go bother Kasper
>F. Go take a shower
>G. Other

>>28291101
>>D. Go make breakfast
A HEALTHY BREAKFAST IS A GREAT START

>>28291101
>>F. Go take a shower
Hygenie is important

>>28291101
F then D then C.

>>28291101
Shower duh

>>28291101
F then A. It is a scary thing seeing other people, even if you've made some inroads, so better lose yourself into your hobbies. Look, KLK #07 has finished loading during the night.

>>28291101
F then D. we can bother Kasper later, he might not be up yet

>>28291101
D then E, fuck shower, too much shower

>>28291101
Seconding DFC >>28291126

>>28291101
Go make breakfast first and prepare some for your brother. The way through a man's heart is through his belly after all.

>>28291261
Stop

>>28291101
>D. Go make breakfast
Just a bit, though.

>>28291101
Wait what the fuck? I know of school kids who study on Saturday but not of adults who work on Saturday
>>28291261
Shouldn't you be named "the brother complex"?

>>28291101
>D. Go make breakfast
You won't get anywhere if you don't have healthy habits

>>28291290
>Shouldn't you be named "the brother complex"?
It's not sexual favours we are seeking. But they are favours nonetheless.

Rolled 6

>>28291101
F, then G: Go to sleep.

It isn't healthy to stay up too late. Although that's partly my morning classes and me needing an absurd amount of sleep, I'm starting to try to go to bed at 9 to 9:30.

>>28291101
D: breakfast beckons....also it bacons.


Then, figure out where our shoes are. We must have some. Hall closet? Off season clothes storage bin in basement? Oh yeah, winter clothes, we probably should dig those out of hiding too.

>>28291345
Err... reread posts, I am a moron.

But shower.

Will all the namefags pretending to be the MC of this quest please fuck off? The gimmick was never funny and it's just really annoying.

Shit, I gotta go to sleep, but I hope you'll do >>28290678
The month will be over before you know it, and we can't keep doing little babby steps all the time

>>28291406
>pretending to be the MC of this quest
wat

>>28291101
G. Search how to vanquish social anxiety on the interwebs

>>28291444
I suspect her family can be flexible so long as she's made good progress.

Anyways, I think a good idea for first outside-the-house thing would be going to a movie or something with family. It'd be relatively controlled and easy to get out of, at least.

>>28291406
Oh so you're running this quest now? And I've always been talking TO the MC. Decisions are made on consensus vote so nobody but the NEET can talk as the MC.

>>28291519
Not the same guy, but stop with the "consciousness" thing. Your writing is neither very good nor fun to read and OP has been ignoring you all along. Just stop.

>>28291561

It's to engage with the others and a different provide perspective, what about it is wrong? If the others don't mind why stop it? Not like its hampering others fun.

>>28291463
Pretending to be the MC, pretending to be a voice in her head, it's the same fucking thing anyways.
>>28291519
I wasn't aware I had to be OP to tell you to make like a goldfish and fuck off.

>>28291599
It's just my opinion. If he doesn't stop I can just filter him. But I don't think this guy >>28291617
will do that as well.

>>28291561
Of course. My votes are usually in the unpopular choices because they lead to the MC remaining a neet, which runs counter to the ambitions of the quest.

>>28291444
What is her special power? What did I miss?

>>28291661
Furious masturbation.

>>28291517
What? Walk out of the movie theatre?

>>28291661
The power to be a realistic fictitious protagonist.

>>28291599
Unless there's samefagging going on, it looks like several folks are annoyed. I'm mostly only slightly irritated, so.

>>28291678
Flicking that bean so far down the road...

captcha: ultoice chaste

>>28291116
>>28291119
>>28291126
>>28291140
>>28291177
>>28291197
>>28291205
>>28291261
>>28291279
>>28291293
>>28291360
>>28291363
You raise yourself from your computer and quietly slip out of your room. From your brother's room the sound of Bonobo setting the mood with a sweet beat can be heard. You make your way to the bathroom in the other end of the hall and lock the door behind you. Slipping out of the clothes you fell asleep in yesterday, you turn on the hot water and step in to let the water caress your body. Letting your thoughts drift away while you remove the grime of the night with plenty of soap and oils, you can't help but wonder what those guys from yesterday might have thought about you. Did they think you looked weird? Tired? Shut-in? ...pretty? You squeal a bit from that last thought. Finishing up in the shower quicker than usually, you slip out and into your white bathrobe, and with a towel wrapped around your hair make your way downstairs to the kitchen.

Feeling extra frisky today, you search the fridge and cupboards for goodies that fit a weekend breakfast. Eggs, bacon, onions, cheese toast, butter, peanut butter, piston coffee pot, coffee grounds, sugar bomb cereal, hot cocoa, and the obligatory apple are all arranged in a neat fashion across the kitchen table. After plenty of cooking, cutting, toasting, brewing, and the occasional tasting, you balance your way out of the kitchen carrying three plates of bacon, toast, omelette, and the apple wedged between your teeth. Making your way up the stairs and turning the corner onto the hallway, you're met with a sight that almost makes you drop everything you carry and have a heart attack.

cont.

>>28291727
In front of you is standing a girl. Not just any girl, but most likely the most beautiful girl you've ever seen. Her gentle, symmetric face, centred around a picant nose as a nose can be, red rosy lips, and large, green eyes, draped in golden brown wavy shoulder-length hair only helps to accompany her slender, yet perfectly curved body. Wide, slender hips, a good chest at least a C-cup size, and a waist that would make Marilyn Monroe envious, all draped in a beautiful dark blue summer dress that seems to flow with the same wavy beauty of her hair. Standing at your height, you both lock eyes at the same level.

Her face, locked in an expression of innocent surprise from seeing you, suddenly turns into the most heart-meltingingly sweet smile you've ever been flashed. She opens her mouth to speak, revealing a set of perfectly arranged, pearly white teeth.
"Oh my goodness, you almost made my heart flutter there. You must be Tammy!"
She ends that last sentence with a giggle reserved for only the most innocent of girls. You're literally too amazed by her beauty to be anxious, but that doesn't stop her from mesmerizing you.

>A. Say nothing and walk past her to your room as fast as possible
>B. Introduce yourself and ask who she is (must roll 1d20 over 18, first uneven post number)
>C. Yell out for Kasper
>D. Slowly back down the stairs
>E. Throw bacon in her face as a distraction, then bolt to your room
>F. Genuflect
>G. Other

>>28291727
the computer's got a HD failure, hasn't it.

-or wait, no, he's looking through OUR WEBSITE HISTORY OH NOOOO

Rolled 6

>>28291727
>B. Introduce yourself and ask who she is (must roll 1d20 over 18, first uneven post number)
I WANNA BELIEVE!

>>28291749
>G. Other
>G. Just stare until the food goes cold or she starts talking further, then stammer and say something unintelligible while gesturing with food

>>28291749
And with that I will head to bed. Got classes tomorrow. But don't worry, just vote and I'll continue this thread tomorrow afternoon.

>>28291749
>A. Say nothing and walk past her to your room as fast as possible
Sorta: a quick "excuse me" would be good.

>>28291749
this just turned into that color is blue movie. Lesbian highschool girls.
>>op is a lesbian
>>leaving
>>disgusted

>>28291767
>>28291779
I don't have words for this

>>28291749
Uh oh, a stranger, blocking your way. A stranger, in your house. Don't make any moves to anger her Tammy, who knows what she's capable of. She's probably already broken in through a window. Maybe she's a burglar, or worse.

>D. Slowly back down the stairs

>>28291791
At what point was that ever made remotely certain? It could just as likely be leadup to jealousy.

>>28291749
>>C. Yell out for Kasper

>>28291749
Stranger? Yell for Kasper. We want to interact, but we need help...I guess we freeze up for a second.

>>28291749
C, a freakout is in order

>>28291791
Women evaluate other women's physical attractiveness much more than men evaluate other men's physical attractiveness. This is sometimes a problem for female authors writing male PoVs, where they have the dudes pay way too much attention to how attractive other guys are, because they assume that men are just like women in this regard.

Women noticing other women are attractive doesn't make them dykes, it makes the catty bitches.

>>28291749
>>C. Yell out for Kasper

>>28291749
C + try to get out of her visibility

>>28291749
E.
Cmon guys, the choice is obvious.
Run away, but not before compensating her with a mouthful of bacon.
It's called etiquette.

>>28291749
>C. Yell out for Kasper

>After plenty of cooking, cutting, toasting, brewing, and the occasional tasting, you balance your way out of the kitchen carrying three plates of bacon, toast, omelette, and the apple wedged between your teeth.
>apple wedged between your teeth
You fucktards, stop trying to talk to her, we have an apple in our mouth.

Kasper you smooth motherfucker, but this is to be expected

>>28291749
A, since we have an apple in our mouth.

I hate to be negative but how come she hasn't considered suicide yet?

I was heading towards NEET and my parents retaliated with 'get yourself together or we will kick you out' and I had suicidal thoughts for months while I slowly got myself together.

>>28291915
He probably asked her to come over because he likes her and he thought it would help us to talk to someone else.

First front: good going baby bro, this deserves the highest of fives.

Second front: nomononononono can't deal with this without forewarning "K-Kasper!" (The nom is us unwed going the apple by biting it straight through)

>>28291962
supporting brother and family besides a technical few high rolls

>>28291962
Everyone deals differently.

>>28291962
Because Tam ain't a quitter.

>>28291962
We dunno what happened during the two-year stretch, but what with all that's happened in the past few days, there hasn't been much time for depression.

Hopefully, this will remain true.

This story bothers me since I'm still not out of the NEET phase. I've regained enough of myself that I can go drive myself to the store and buy things and converse with people and whatnot but I worked a nightshift job for one week and got so overwhelmed that when I told my boss I had to quit I was sobbing and shaking.

24 and only had that one job. I'm surprised they haven't kicked me out yet, though I do help around the house as if I was a maid in order to keep them from doing so.

>>28291995
Yeah but one of the most likely times for people to consider suicide is when they start to feel better. During the worst of times people go with "It's too much of a bother" when they consider suicide, once they get some of their energy back is when they actually get themselves together enough to plan a real suicide. I feel like she should be showing more internal negativity beyond 'fear'. It would be a disservice to the plot and story if you shy away from this aspect of being a social outcast.

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Shower, you say?

>>28292075
see
>>28292019

She might be a strange, socially awkward, and anxious girl, but she'll never give up on life due to what happened two years ago.

But more about that later. Felt I needed to clear this up before bed.

>>28292238
>She might be a strange, socially awkward, and anxious girl, but she'll never give up on life due to what happened two years ago.
>But more about that later. Felt I needed to clear this up before bed.

Right then, so you've never been in a situation like this. It's not about what happened two years ago, it's about what's happening now. "Change in one month or get out" = "Well this suicide thing looks good"

>>28292265
I have been in a situation somewhat comparable to this and even when the "you have to fix this now or else" thing came along I didn't consider suicide once.

>>28292163
I second this. Shower is in order.

>>28292044
Anon - don't worry, I will always love you my sister.

>>28292438
3D girls can't have dicks

>>28292363
I think you deserve a medal. Not for avoiding suicidal thoughts, but for telling someone else they are less of a person because they had some. What color do you want it to be? Were gonna stick it right up your butt.

>>28292450
w-wait what? So confused I am horny.
Shower time.

>>28292600
Oh come on he didn't tell me I was less of a person. He's still retarded for the "Well /I/ didn't" train of thought.

>>28292620
I read it as "Anon, don't worry, I will always love you - my little sister"

Like you implied I was your little sister. I replied with my having a penis so I can't be a 3D girl.

>>28292643
No I meant it in the Jesus you are all my brothers sort of way, my brother.

>>28292600
>but for telling someone else they are less of a person because they had some

I didn't say this. What the fuck are you talking about?

>>28292664
mymistake.wav

>>28292676
I'm assuming he thinks you attempted to 'invalidate' my neet experience by telling me that your neet experience wasn't so bad.

>>28292643
>He's still retarded for the "Well /I/ didn't" train of thought.

You said that
>"Change in one month or get out" = "Well this suicide thing looks good"
And I was just pointing out that not everyone does so Tammy won't necessarily.

What's up with people talking about their own lives after this quest's thread end.

>>28292740
NEETism is serious business on 4chen

>>28292676
Just take the medal and walk away.

What happen Tammy?

>>28292755

The argument has made NEET Master go *NOPE* perhaps? I am curious to see what happened.

>>28293803
>>28292755
are you retarded?
>>28291779

drat! i missed Neet quest today.

Q___Q

>>28293816

No, just missed that post.

>>28291727

> "carrying three plates of bacon, toast, omelette, and the apple wedged between your teeth."

Good lord, no wonder her father is indignant with her. No income and blowing ~$20 worth of food and appliance usage making a single meal.

>>28294481
I think she intended to make breakfast for everyone and bring it upstairs.

>>28294481
>>28294582

Or she's loading up soften her edges and sink her visible ribs & hip bones.

We need to start working out. Become Muscle-NEET.

>>28294481
It's a big moment, she's allowed to load up on delicious breakfast foods.

The doubt and fear, I like your posts. Please continue. To others, learn to hide him, it's not like any of his posts will matter since they don't go along the hivemind.

>inb4 samefag

Oh. I know what this girl is doing here. She must be Kasper's little helper in hia quest to make you able to behave normally in public.

>>28295399
>Kasper is the protagonist of his own quest
We getting pretty sonder in here.

>>28291749
>B. Introduce yourself
>C. Yell out for Kasper
Stammer out an introduction and call for help.

>>28291749
C. Yell out for Kasper, avoid eye contact; try not to fall off into the stairs.

>>28291749
>that description
Don't. Be more natural about it. Read good books, not fanfictions.

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>>28298251
It's not that I read shitty fanfiction, because I don't. More because of the fact that I was tired and slightly drunk, so I just sort of winged it.

Anyway, good morning /tg/. Anyone up for me attempting to run this while multitasking classes with an infrequency of updates, or should I just wait until this afternoon when I get home.

Rolled 16

>>28299489
I vote afternoon

>>28299489
do it in the afternoon when you're more focused.

>>28299489
Afternoon! DON'T SLACK IN CLASSES YOU SLACKER, GET STUDYING DONE INSTEAD AND IF YOU DON'T NEED TO STUDY JUST PLAN INSTEAD OF TRYING TO RUN BOTH THINGS WILL BE NEGATIVELY AFFECTED

>>28299611
>>28300499
>>28300736
B-but now I've already written the next part.

>>28301118
It's called pre-writing.

>>28301173
For me it's called slacking in math. But alright, I'll wait until later.

>>28301481
And we shall wait for the hilarity .

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I wonder if Tammy has any online friends. People she games with or just talks to, other toxicly NEET-y folk.

>>28301706
/r9k/ are her only friends.

>>28301726
This, pretty much.

She once had, but they stopped talking to her after that event two years ago.

I just noticed the giant fucking totem in OP
>>28301875
Is that event gonna bite us in the ass later, or is it just something abstract?

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>>28302403
OP didn't draw the art. It's been used before on /tg/, and easily findable on the 'boorus.

It's unlikely to make a difference. Probably.

You can find good neet art with the right keywords - 1girl solo computer nets you a decent bunch on danbooru, though watch out for NSFW stuff.

>>28302516
NEET works too.

So if OP wants to continue, should we keep this thread afloat or let it die?

>>28302580
I'm literally on the train home right now, with an update ready for you on my laptop. Give it twenty minutes.

>>28302403
The event is more the defining point of Tammy's personality. Whether not I'll reveal what it is and introduce some characters from it remains to be decided.

I wonder what she thinks of /r9k/'s views on girls.

We know she uses being a girl to troll.

>>28291827
>>28291848
>>28291856
>>28291865
>>28291875
>>28291890
The apple, formely securely lodged between your teeth, drops to the floor with a hollow thump and rolls a couple of centimeters on the carpet before coming to a stop. Faced with this girl, who in a brutal way looks the complete opposite of you, have first of all made you surprised to the point of your heart skipping a beat, and secondly made you incredibly scared of her intentions. There's something sinister about this overly pretty girl. For some reason, her aura makes it feel like it's all a facade to make up for a grim soul within. Call it girl's instict if you must, but this is the definite feeling you get from her. In any case, seeing as you're stuck between a rock and a hard place, you natural instincts makes up its mind about what to do before your mind has the chance of saying anything. So you scream.

“AAAAAAAAHHHH, K-KASPEEER!!” you wail at the top of your lungs, stunning the girl before you in the process. The walls resonate with the wavelength of the massive sound you expel, and somewhere in the neighbourhood a dog starts barking madly due to picking up your angst-laden roar. The door to Kasper's room flies up with a force that when colliding with the wall makes a vase on a table down the hall fall over and land safely on the cushy carpet.
“Tam, what's going on!? Are you hurt!?” he asks wildly as he tries to locate you and the reason for your scream. Looking down towards the staircase, he sees the mysterious girl standing with her hands in her sides, making an unmistakenly annoyed expression, and you lying curled up on the floor surrounded by a mess of formerly delicious breakfast.

From your location on the hallway floor, you point at the girl with a crazed look of fear and surprise, and yell at Kasper:
“W-WHO IS SHE!?” you demand to know with a trembling voice, as Kasper makes his way over to you with an look of resign on his face, shoulders slumped. He sighs.

cont.

>>28302733
“Chris, meet my sister, Tammy. Tam, meet Chris. She's... a friend, who sorta follows me around.” he says as he extends his hand to help you up from the floor. Reluctantly, you accept and in one swift motion he pulls you to your feet.
“Kaspy, that's rude!” Chris says with a tone of overly exaggerated fake annoyance., puffing out her cheeks to appear angry. She turns to you, who is now hiding behind your brother, clutching on to his clothes as if it will make the meeting with the stranger any less horrible.
“Anyway, I'm Christine. Christine Petalwood. I'm Kaspy's girlfriend.” she says, and sports that same heart-meltingly sweet smile as before. With a heavy frown manifesting itself on his face, Kasper replies with a calm, stern tone not unlike your father's when he's angry:
“Chris, we talked about this. We're no such thing. It's you who continues to insist we hang out all the time.”
Tilting her head to the side with an innocent, questioning expression, Chris calmly replies in the same overly sweet tone:
“Oh? But I thought it became official last week, you know, with what we did after the match against Fleetsborough where we snuck into the coach's office and...”
“A-alright, be quiet!” Kasper quickly interrupts. “Okay, so we're maybe dating a bit, but again, it's not offficial at the moment...” Kasper looks behind him to address you, only to find that you're long gone.

Leaning against your securely locked room door, gasping for air after the impressive showcase of sneaking combined with athletics that it took to get to your room without being noticed by either of them, you put in your whole body weight and try your best to burrow your fingers into the wood of the door to ensure that absolutely no one will get inside. That girl, for some reason, freaks you out immensily, and that's not just because she's a stranger. Something about her is wrong, very wrong, and that puts Kasper in trouble.

cont.

>>28302739
At the moment you have nothing besides your gut feeling to go on when it comes to proving this, and Kasper seems fond of her so there's nothing you can do at the moment. Maybe its just because you're jealous of her in some way? You shake away that thought as you stand against the door with an ear pressed against it, making sure that both of them have gone to his room before you open the door sligthly and peek out. The mess you made from dropping your breakfast is still located on the floor near the staircase.

Closing the door again, you're faced with a choice: brave the hallway and clean up your mess, perhaps making a new, simpler breakfast again, but risk bumping into the girl you're convinced is a succubus, or stay in the safety of your room until she leaves, without food, and risking the Wrath of Mom from staining the carpet. Having confirmed that all threats are gone from the hallway, you allow yourself to relax a bit, lock your door, and sit down stiffly in front of your computer. You have no idea how to handle this stranger, her intentions being good or not. Facing your family in these last days have been a challenge, and stepping outside proved to be amazing, yet an incredibly difficult step to take. Being prompted with a girl like this, with no notice at all, have completely swept you off your somewhat gained foothold.

>A. Play vidya to take your mind off your problems
>B. Post on your regular imageboard about this problem and hope for an answer
>C. Attempt to clean up the mess while dodging Kasper and his lady friend (roll 1d20 for sneak, first even post number)
>D. Wait it out until she leaves, and hope it's before mom comes home so you can clean it up (roll 1d20 for luck, first uneven post number)
>E. Go attempt to have a conversation with them (roll 1d20 to socialize, first even post number, must be over 15 to even knock on the door)
>F. Other

>All rolls must link the letter they roll for

>>28302745
F: Be very quiet and try to listen to their conversation. Try to think of things you can tell Kasper about how awful a person she is.

This is what I do in a panic situation involving other people in my house

Rolled 13

>>28302745
c: CLEANING
all things are beneficial here

Rolled 8

>>28302745
>>C. Attempt to clean up the mess while dodging Kasper and his lady friend (roll 1d20 for sneak, first even post number)
Then >E. Socialise afterwards.

Rolled 11

>>28302733
>The apple, formely securely lodged between your teeth, drops to the floor with a hollow thump and rolls a couple of centimeters on the carpet before coming to a stop.
I fucking told you faggots not to try to talk to her. But did you listen? Noooo. Now our food's all over the ground.

C, I suppose.

Rolled 20

>>28302787
C is >(roll 1d20 for sneak, first even post number) fucktard

>>28302776
Oh, big deal, the apple wasn't the issue. We were going to either way due to the bad rolls.

I'm curious if Tammy's going to be overly apologetic here or just too frozen to do things if detected.

>>28302770
You decide for yourself to risk detection over the Wrath of Mother, and heave yourself up from your comfy chair and towards your door. Sneaking out without making a sound proves as easy as always, and before you close the door behind you, you take a look at your room, pleased with the state of cleanliness. This only helps motivate you to clean up the mess you made. You can't help but feeling incredibly nervous having to do this, due to the situation you might be put in if Kasper or the she-devil decides to go out. Doing a round at Kasper's door to make sure they're occupied, you can hear them talk and laugh on the inside. You try your luck listening in on the conversation in hopes of hearing something incriminating to the succubus, but before you're able to catch anything important the conversation stops and the music is raised to a point where hearing anything from the inside would be possible. For a second you wonder if it might be because they knew you were listening in, but shrugs it off as mere coincidence.

Reaching the spot where you flailed bacon everywhere, you find console in that nothing is broken. You thank your mom for her love with thick 70's carpets for this, and start gathering food scraps on the plates. After gathering everything, you carry it downstairs and discard it in the trash can under the kitchen sink. Doing your absolute best to prevent any sound to be made, you manage to place the dirty dishes in the dishwasher. Sneaking out to the utility room, you grab a bucket that you fill with water and brown soap, a washcloth, and a rough sponge. Carrying the bucket filled with water proves to be tough, and you need to use both hands to lift it making you look rather silly. Despite this, you manage to get upstairs and remove the stains without much of a hassle, and after putting everything back in the right place you make yourself some toast, cereal, and a cup of instant coffee in the kitchen before retreating to your room.

cont.

>>28302999
Heading upstairs, you can still hear loud music coming from Kasper's room. Chewing on a piece of toast, you shrug and head for your room, but before entering you hear what can only be some kind of yell over the music. The yell was definitely Kasper's voice. Chills run down your spine, and your blood rushes to your feet as your brain process every kind of possible horrible thing the she-devil could be doing to your brother. She could be torturing him for information, castrating him, beating him to a pulp with a chair, or beat him up in a fight where he refuses to fight back because of the gentleman he is.

You're certain that you have to do something to ensure the well being of your brother. But what? What could you possibly do against such a formidable foe? Shades of doubt start to flutter around in your otherwise resolved mind, and you stand immobilized, food in hands, trying to figure out what to do.

>A. Ignore it, he can handle himself
>B. Grab a hammer from the utility room and barge in
>C. Go knock on the door and ask if everything is all right
>D. Ask your regular imageboard what to do
>E. Other

>>28303009
>>C. Go knock on the door and ask if everything is all right

>>28303009
C. Knock on door.

>>28303009
>E. look through keyhole of door, or failing that peek head through door to spy on them
This is a sneaking mission!

>>28303009

A. Tam seems to know what sex is, and she isn't dumb. They are probably doing the horizontal tango because it was implied they did that with her earlier comment.

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>>28303009
>>E. Other
Become paralyzed with the realization of exactly what a boy and a girl would be doing alone together they they don't want to risk detection.

>>28303009
>>D. Ask your regular imageboard what to do

>>28303035
>>28303036
Certain in your quest to finding out if everything is ok with your brother, you rush into your room and place your food on your computer desk, not wishing to repeat the accident before. Exiting your room and closing the door behind you, you brace yourself. Anxiety is showing its nasty head in the form of a clenching feeling in your stomach, seeing as you really don't want to talk to that girl again. But your steely resolve in ensuring the well being of your brother overpowers your fear, and you make your way, slowly and shaking, to the door of your brothers room.

The music is still booming from the inside, making it hard to make out what's actually going on. Catching their attention would require a hard knocking on the door, and you catch yourself thinking of grabbing something to knock with, like a hammer or crowbar. Rejecting the ridiculous idea, you raise your fist to knock on the door, but right before landing the blow you hear something that could only be one of 3 things:
1) The war cry of an Elin
2) A very effeminate hawk
3) Chris moaning

cont.

>>28303222
Quickly rejecting the first two ideas out of your mind, you fall back on the last one and realize what a complete idiot you are. Blood rush to your cheeks, and with raised shoulders and a face beet-red, facing the ground, you tiptoe back to your room and close the door behind you, trying to force the mental images away that keep on flocking in, the years being subjected to the internet not exactly limiting your imagination. Safely inside the confines of your sanctuary, you settle yourself, and find that both your heart rate and breathing have elevated. The flush that's washed over your body from what you just experienced seems to be staying behind a little more reluctantly than what you find comfortable.

>A. Play some vidya to get your mind off things
>B. Watch some non-lewd anime to get your mind off things
>C. Try to concentrate on reading a book to get your mind off things
>D. Browse the internet to, oh for God's sake, let me forget what just happened
>E. Take a shower
>F. Other

>>28303230
Whoops, forgot about
>G. Eat your breakfast and try not to think of anything graphic in the process

>>28303230
E, G

>>28303230
(Forgot your name)

F. Return to looking for jobs. Mind numbing searching should distract us from what is going on.

The lack of activity makes me think that I've either written something completely wrong and made everyone lose interest, or that the people who're usually here just haven't gotten on /tg/ yet.

>>28303332
>>28303276
Forgot my trip.

>>28303230
G - lets see if we salvage breakfast

>>28303254
G. Just G

G

And in regards to the event I think something happend where "she" lost her live trying to save Tammy and because of that Tammy is not willing to kill herself as that would invalidate the death of her friend.

>>28303332
Not home and typing on a mobile device with your hands still frozen isn't pleasant at all.

I'll go with the shower.

>>28303332
It just hit 12:00 on the east coast in the U.S. A lot of people are probably still sleeping or busy.

>>28303230
G, then C

>>28303230
G while C. Eating plus watching anime should take enough focus to distract from what's going on.

>>28303254
>>28303390
>>28303394
You spot your breakfast waiting for you on your desk, and decide that eating it is probably a better idea that philosophize upon your brother's sexual endeavours. Teen sex will, and always have, happen, you of all people should know this. As you dig in to your breakfast, feeling the instinctual pleasantness that comes from eating when you're hungry, you manage to calm yourself and focus on other, more important matters. 27 days, that's what's left, not including today, until you need to have a job or be undergoing education, and while the thought is still scary as hell, you've started to be less worried about it and to be more constructive when it comes to figuring out what to do.

Running your fingers across the list of potential jobs and schools that you've formulated in your notebook, you come to the conclusion that at least you need to get a part time job of sorts. Education cost money, this kind of specialized high school education even more so, and you can't expect your parents to pay all of it. And you might end up being forced out of home to live on your own in any case, so you'd need something to live off. After a quick googling, you learn that the key to getting a part time job is the unsolicited job application; a piece of paper which is in essence a concentrated Curriculum vitae combined with a motivational letter, usually no more than one A4 page, which is meant to convinced a potential employer to hire you or give you some trial shifts.

Looking through some examples, you notice that a standard layout is almost always used, of course tweaked for the individual: A heading describing what the paper is, name and contact information located to the right underneath the heading, a text body describing yourself shortly, then what kind of job you're looking for, and then some personal strengths that go well in a job situation.

cont.

>>28303613
This text body is always started with "To whom it may concern,". Under this text body is located a short and easily readable list of skills and prior job experiences, so that the potential employer can get a quick feeling of the applicant. The whole application is often inspired by some fancy, modern design to make it more appealing overall.

Generally, creating such an application doesn't appear to be such a hassle. But then again, you've never really been good with words. You'd need to create some sort of draft, then swing it by someone with experience, be it online or in real life. The person you know that would most likely know how to do a good job with an application would be your dad, but even though you'd be bothering him with something like this, you fear speaking to him about anything and shudder at the mere thought. Your dad still scares the heck out of you.

Opening Open-office Writer, you sit and stare at the blank document, not really knowing how to start. You type the words "Unsolicited Job Application" and make it look good both in size and font. But other than that, you're drawing a blank. Taking your notebook, you scribble down some notes on what could be listed as prior experience; Paper route, girl scout, track team, chess club, experience with Microsoft Office, experience with computers, and...

That's it. You don't know what else to write. You can't think of any strengths to be listed, and even if you did you wouldn't know how to write them in a way that appeals to a future employer.

>How should the application be formulated, /tg/?

Disclaimer; I'm in a solid job position myself and have 7 years of part time job experience and the job hunting experience that comes with it. I'm not looking for someone to do my resume for me. Just roll with it and do it for Tammy, ok?

Generally, let's get down to fucking business. Enough muckin' about for now.

>>28303624
And yes, I'll put together a full job application from what you guys come up with, so that future NEETs who read this thread will have something to follow when looking for a job.

Honestly, what does Tammy know about applying for a job. We should ask dad. Let's call him so we don't have to confront him in person.

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I take it you guys think this is an absolute bore.

Anyway, this is what's written so far.

>>28303737
I agree with this. I don't feel that she would be capable of doing this on her own. Does her mom also work? We could ask her for help.

Alright Tammy... first problem is that we need a specific job to apply to. Generic letters get placed in the generic garbage bin.

So... you need to talk about your appreciation for the company. Demonstrate that you know who they are and what they do.

From there... dress up everything. You had a paper route as a young girl, so you've got a foundation in responsibility. You have "data entry" and "typing" experience. Overall, you need to tell them what you can do for them. Be confident, Tammy.

Finally, leave your home number and a professional-sounding email below your name, maybe even your address.

God damn it... I'm giving job advice to some non-existant NEET girl... with the chance of helping some present/future NEETs...

>>28303737
>>28303866
You're not actually APPLYING to the job yet, you're just formulating the application following some guides online, which as I recall is what's been suggested a couple of times before during these threads.

>>28303897
This guy...
>>28303869
Right then... leave the part about who we're applying to blank, for now. Reduce the size of that title, the font looks fine, though.
Follow my advice on the "what you can do for them" section, try to build yourself up as the dedicated, hard working type... I guess?
Do unsolicited applications even work? That's not how I've gotten the few jobs I have...

First create a nice sounding email like tammy.konstantin@gmail.com. Set the name up and everything, maybe even (and don't go shuddering at the thought) fill up the Plus profile associated with it.

>>28303624
Be up-front. Write down you're getting a job to pay for your tuition, and will quite possibly stay in said job for an extended period of time.

List down whatever you learned on the internet. "Striving to provide exceptional input to answer whatever the customer may need" will cover all that shit you picked up on /r9k/.

Don't forget to write down how good you are in Microsoft Office. Bosses love seeing that shit.

>>28304049
t.konst is good enough

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>>28304049
>>28304110
Spiced it up a bit. This is coming along well.

>>28303979
I've gotten all my jobs thanks to unsolicited job applications, even my current one. Employers dig people who do leg work.

>>28304178
TIPS ON RESUME WRITING

Compile your educational history right now, before typing everything out. Try to recall the exact dates of graduation, any awards, extra-curricular activities, clubs, associations - every detail of your educational life.

Then sort them out in your resume BY YEAR, FROM MOST RECENT TO LEAST. 2013 should be at the top, going down. Shit should look like this:

EDUCATION:
2009-2011: [high school]
2007-2009: [middle school]
1999-2007: [elementary]

AWARDS AND HONORS:
2011: [award] [place given]
etc.

HOBBIES AND INTERESTS:
2006-2009: [club participated in]
etc.

DON'T BE AFRAID to write down your hobbies. Gotta show them there's a well-rounded person behind that piece of paper.

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>>28304178
>Proper time management

>>28304209
C'mon, who doesn't bullshit on their resumes?

>>28304201
Adding.

>>28304201
Or just do what this lifehack says.

http://lifehacker.com/5946783/roll-your-own-perfectly+organized-printable-online-resume-in-five-minutes

>>28304178
Make sure there are no squiggly lines in our actual resume.

>>28304220
I think that's more of a layout than a proper guide.

What the hell to put as "Hobbies & Interests"?

>>28304291
God damn, why do I keep losing my trip?

>>28304291
Showering.

H-hey NEET Master, if Tammy starts a blog and somehow generates revenue through AdSense or somesuch, will her father still kick her out?

>>28304317
Well, the whole point of this ultimatum is for Tammy to return to society and become a proper person so I'd say yes, also because Bob doesn't believe in such newfangled internet stuff.

>>28304291
Japanese culture, reading, taking long walks.

>>28304339
Don't go and reveal your stuff dude, what are you doing?!

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>>28304291
>Hobbies & Interests

>>28304291
What did Tammy like to do before the "incident"?

Present-day Tammy... Reading, writing (the go-to introvert answer), volunteer counseling (/r9k/), research (internet), cooking (coz why not?).

>>28304349
>Don't go and reveal your stuff dude, what are you doing?!
I thought it was blindingly obvious. I've tried to imply it as such.
>family tries to give her all the help they can to become normal
>she doesn't accept
>a year goes by where she degrades more and more
>the ultimatum is made
>Tammy shows instant signs of bettering
>family softens up, becomes happy, even father somewhat approves

I mean, come on.

>>28304339
Man that's too bad. Still IC we shouldn't disregard the notion completely. I'd love to read a day-to-day journal of a NEET coming out of her shell, so I think there's some profit to be had from it.

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So, we still need some kind of text body.

>>28304407
>implying I will ever give advice when I never completed a single resume
Don't worry, I'm lawfully employed.

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>>28304403
The more money, the better. I'll make a mental note of it. It might also be a good way for Tammy to deal with her emotions in this whole ordeal.

But I'm not gonna start a blog and actually fill it out. I draw the line somewhere.

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>>28304431

>>28304407
I wish to be employed by* you. YOU FUCKING NON-NATIVE SPEAKER, I SWEAR. I kid. But still, so many grammatical mistakes.

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>>28304469
I would in all honesty feel insane from writing an imaginary blog about an imaginary girl coming out of imaginary NEET-dom.

>>28304497
Is it really that bad?

>>28304407
This might just be cultural differences speaking, but resumes in my part of the globe tend to look a little different.

1. General data (name, address, etc.) tends to be in-line with the rest of the letter, with a similar format as your "education" section but placed at the top, below the header.

2. The box on the upper right usually contains a 2x2" ID picture.

3. "Unsolicited" has a negative connotation.

Now I'm not telling you to change anything! Just curious on how different countries formulate resumes.

>>28304521
i think it'd be hilariously awesome but i imagine it'd be a huge amount of work in itself

>>28303332
I was busy working

>>28304521
>Is it really that bad?
Not really, it doesn't make your writing undecipherable, but you do quite a lot of them. Especially with conjugation. Like 'you...has'. I think maybe sometimes you forget the subject of the verb.

>>28304557
Help us up with the resume then, you working man! I'm sure at least you have completed one before?

>>28304557
I was busy working out

>>28304521
Think of it like the r9k thread though.

Also I had a moment where I imagined this would go way off base and you would have a bunch of websites, some describing her story and some being actually run by 'her' and you'd have ads and shit.

>>28304605
>Help us up with the resume then, you working man! I'm sure at least you have completed one before?
No I meant working around the house. I'm a Pseudo-NEET only had one job, lasted a week, live with parents etc but I can go outside without wanting to die and reading this with mild interest.

>>28304557
I was busy working >>28304615 out.

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>>28304543
>2. The box on the upper right usually contains a 2x2" ID picture.

We still need a body text! Just something that sounds fancy.

Also, I'm hungry as balls. Gonna order a pizza, so might not respond right away at some point.

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>>28304642
Also this is what I used to get my job, if it will help. It was apply online so it was a resume not the application itself.

I left intact anything that wasn't identifiable don't laugh, I'm mostly NEET so I made most of it up, like the work experience

>>28304703
There's going to be a serious shock between seeing that 2 yo picture and the Tammy now.

>>28304703
That actually looks funny to me, because it's like a cover letter mixed with a CV.

>>28304777
Oh yeah, it'd basically be like that sponge bob gif, the one that also in 4chan banners

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I essentially copy-pasted this from my own application, except for, you know, translating it to English.

What do you all think? Would you hire Tammy?

>>28304841
Maybe scrap the "which always lead to great success in everything I undertake". Maybe "which gives an edge in everything I undertake".

>>28304841
Not after she assumes fetal position on my office's floor

>>28304841
Depends on what she is applying for. Stocking shelves sure, until she spoke.

>japanese culture
might be a red flag though

>>28304855
>>28304841
Yeah, I think Tammy would know that putting that up is a big red flag to anybody with half a clue, especially coming from a teenage girl. Better not take any chances.

>>28304863
>>28304855
Yeah don't put that down unless your story ends up having her apply to something relevant like a local /tg/ game store or something with asian imports.

Anything with 'normal' people that's a no-go

>>28304948
Make it "when it comes to taking on new challenges"

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>>28304852
>>28304855
>>28304863
>>28304890
Like this, then?

>>28304985
Sure lets move on with the story

>>28304998
You have no idea how much I agree. Though we might need a new thread.

I'll get writing as soon as I finish this here pizza.

Bet'cha never made a job application in a role play before, huh /tg/?

>>28304985
I'm motivated and* analytical? Spelling errors are a bad thing.

>>28305027
Next will be a targeted job application, a prep/tech school application then maybe a college application!

>>28305027
At least it's realistic to a job application since it made me feel uncomfortable and irritable.

>>28305027
>Though we might need a new thread.
Yeah, we're about 10 posts from autosage.

Can some one drop a link to the next thread? My mobile doesn't have catalog.

>>28305179
It should have if you use the website from a browser, but sure. I'm sure NEET Master will do it himself.

New thread here:
>>28305262

>>28304841
pretty gurlll