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"Hey," you say, extending a hand. "I thought it would be nice to meet a fellow tourney winner, and Princess Luciana kind of insisted..."
"Ah," Karel replies as he shakes your hand. "Yes, she is rather insistent..." he laughs nervously.
"I got my job the same way as you, actually."
"Oh, you did? That's gr..."

As he realizes just who you are, Karel's eyes grow wide with surprise.

"...you're Reinhold?" he asks,
"Oh yeah, I hadn't introduced myself yet..." you reply apologetically.
"Oh... oh my..." he says to himself, pacing back and forth. "YOU'RE the winner of Granache's Royal Swordsmanship Tournament?"
"Looks like you have a fanboy, Reinhold..." Nicolette teases.

"I honestly can't believe..." Karel says, laughing. "I mean, the King wouldn't have even had the idea to hold a tournament here in Marconetti if not for the impression you made on Princess Luciana, and now here you are..."
"He's honestly not that big of a deal," Marianne remarks.

>how do you reply?

>>28276655
>The picture is male Saber.

"Thanks for the vote of confidence Princess."

>>28276655
"Thank you, Princess, for your word of confidence."

>>28276655
"She's right, with my newly shattered ego I'm useless."

>>28276655
"She is correct, they only use me as bait!"

>>28276696
I think I like this better than the vote of confidence one. So second.

>>28276655

"Well, I'm glad things worked out for you in any event. I'd be interested in comparing styles at some point, or possibly a match, if we have time."

Something like that.

>>28276655
>"My heart swells at your compliment, Princess."

>>28276696
>>28276710
On of these

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>>28276655

"I'm just a little bodyguard, only good for my bait appeal."

>>28276696
>Single tear rolls down cheek.

>>28276696
So much this.

>>28276747
so much this!
oh and thanks for starting before 1 in the morning Arc! i hate missing these threads.

>>28276655
"Your words wound me Princess, I was hoping I would at least be a medium deal."

Also, we should see if we can arrange a time to spart with Karel, because he's probably extremely good. Between him and Takamaru we should be able to get some good fights in.

>>28276688
I can't tell if this is formal or not.

>>28276688
Going with this, I don't think this is the time to be snarky.

>>28276688

This really.

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>>28276753
but i thought we already passed rank bunny rabbit

>>28276868
That is kind of being snarky, though.

>>28276868
But... that's snarky too.

>>28276696
I'm liking this one.

>>28276696
oh yes this

>>28276696
I like this one.

>>28276696
>>28276696
>>28276710
One of these, leading to this: >>28276723

>>28276888
>>28276895

It's snarky but not as rude.

>>28276688


Has my vote.

>>28276696
Yes.

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>>28276696
I can dig it.

>>28276868
isn't that the snarkier choice though?

>>28276688
Fifth'd.

>writing

>>28276913
It's actually got more bite to it than the other option. It's the difference between laughing something off and making a jab back at the princess.

>>28276868
Oh boy, the "ALL NOBLES ARE HORRIBLE MONSTERS OUT FOR OUR BLOOD" Anti-Fun Squad is here.

Because all of the nobles we've met have been such *huge* assholes.

>>28276970
Knowing the sort, yes, the majority are assholes.

>>28276970
I know, remember the time Aquaman treated us like human beings? Fucking that that guy.

>>28277057
Not a single one in the room with us is, though.

>>28277057
>I'm going to vote based on what nobles should/I think they act like rather than the actual characterization of the people we've met

>>28277146
Whaaaaaaaaat

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>>28277146
Wrong Thread?

>>28277160
Wrong thread. Following three quests can get confusing some times.

>>28277146
Tourists.

"She's right," you say, lowering your head in shame. "with my newly shattered ego, I'm useless."
"I hope you regain your fragile sense of self-worth before the party, at least," Marianne says, smirking at you. "I'd hate to see you turn into a blubbering mess in public when Monique inevitable says something rude to you."

"See?" Luciana pays Karel on the shoulder, laughing. "I wasn't lying when I told you that he was funny!"
"Umm, sure..." Karel replies with an awkward smile. "I'm honestly surprised by how casual you are with Princess Marianne here. From what Prince Emilio was telling me, I wouldn't have expected her to even tolerate that kind of thing..."
"Marianne may pretend like she's all mean and scary, but she's actually really sweet!" Luciana says as she wraps an arm around her friend. "It's just that Reinhold's sharper than Emilio is so he picked up on that pretty quickly."
"Umm... okay?" Karel looks at the two princesses, clearly confused.

"So, um... you won the tournment here, righT?" you ask, trying to change the subject.
"Hm? Um- yes, I did," Karel replies. "That's the entire reason that I was able to become Prince Emilio's bodyguard," he says, smiling slightly.
"Is that the sword you use in the tourment?" you ask, pointing to the rapier that's hanging from Karel's belt.

"M- my sword?" Karel stammers. "No, this Flamberge was a gift from my mother for winning. I used a standard rapier during the tournament itself," he says, removing his sword from his belt. "This one is really nice though, would you like to see it?"

>yeah, sure
>no thanks, that's alright

>>28277358
"Sure, I've never used a rapier before."
We haven't, right?

>>28277358
>yeah, sure
Time to compare swords like true gentlemen

>>28277358
>>yeah, sure

He seems enthusiastic. Let's humor him. That said, glad Marie handled that well enough. Love that she bounces back off of Reinhold now.

>>28277358

>>yeah, sure

Treat it carefully.

Test its balance and try a stroke or two before returning it.

>>28277391
The closest Reinhold's been to a rapier before is when he shattered the one that Monique used during the tournament.

>>28277358
>yeah, sure
WE MUST TRY OUT ENCHANTED SWORDS FOR THE FIRST TIME!
i wonder if there is an enchantment to have our sword to be more accurate or damaging in it's blows? or even have the blade lengthen or shorten at command?

>>28277358
>yeah, sure

>>28277358
>yeah, sure

Now, see, my problem with this response is that it's not nearly enthusiastic enough. We finally have someone our own age we can talk to about swords and we're acting casual?

Holy crap, guys, we need to get right in there. Comment on the width and keenness of the blade. Admire the hilt and the crossguard. Does it have any ornamentation? What's it made of?

>>28277358
These
>>28277391
>>28277413

>>28277358
Accept, and offer him our sword as well.

>>28277358
Let him see ours, as long as he's showing us his.

>>28277475
Oh my~

>>28277358
>yeah, sure.
and
>want to see my sword?

>writing

>>28277495
pls no

>>28277358
>"I would be honored. Do you wish to see mine, as well?"

>>28277358
"Shucks, I'd be much obliged if you'd show me your sword, would you like me to show you mine while we're at it?"

Make sure to include as many unintentional innuendos as possible.

>>28276970
And what are you? You guys are a laughing stock with the way you get so violently worked up at the slightest hint of disagreement with your fedora-tier dialogue and "funposting".

>>28277610
I thought autism anon left these threads forever...

>>28277624
No, they're holding pretty fast. We have like ten flavors of autism in here still.

>>28277624
There's far more than one. Everyone I've talked to has agreed Wrenloft was by far the most tame among the bunch.

>>28277661
Eh, I'd rank him mid-tier.

>>28277661
That's really only because he says his piece and gets out instead of sperging and arguing. I still roll my eyes at almost everything he posts.

>>28277692
At least he rolls well

>>28277724
TOO well. Grateful for it, grudgingly.

It's nice to finally meet a guy our age that doesn't need a punch to the face.

>>28277841
>guy

>>28277736
Did you even see Parker quest?

>>28277661
>>28277692
>>28277724
>>28277736
well, this friday, you better hope he rolls well. he might be the one to determine the fate of some characters in chapter 4 of my story. i have chapter 3 nearly done.

>>28277841
>guy

>>28277841
>guy
i got news for you son..

>>28277850
Yeah, that shit was nuts.

>>28277867
Yeeeeeeah. You missed with the not making a new thread & all.

>>28277867
ok now you are just doing it on purpose.

>>28277850
Yes. I rolled mildly okay. Wrenloft confirmed for knowing how to pseudo-RNG dice.

>>28277925
I rolled that 1

What do I win?

28277867
D-did we become so powerful that we were able to absorb QTG?

>>28277886
>>28277895
Sorry, tired as balls and missed the fact that I was in a thread at the time.

"Yeah, sure," you say. "I've never really used a rapier before."
"Here you go," Karel replies, handing you his sword.
"...huh, this is lighter than I thought..."

Taking care to stand far enouh away from the others that you won't be at risk of accidentally stabbing someone, you remove the rapier from its scabbard and take a close look at its edge, admiring the blade's wavelike shape.

"Yeah, this is pretty nice..." you say, swinging it a few times to get a bearing on its weight.
"Yeah... I'm still kind of attached to my old sword, but this one really is crafted well," Karel says proudly. "And since it's a flamberge, it's also enchanted to catch fire on command."

>I WANNA LIGHT IT UP
>yeah, that is pretty cool!
>[OTHER]

>>28277941
DOOM.

>>28277736
>Wrenloft
>Rolling well (except at the end of a quest)
Nigga you best be joking

>>28277954
>I WANNA LIGHT IT UP
Make sure it's not pointed at anyone or anything flammable.

>>28277954
>yeah, that is pretty cool!

>>28277954
>>yeah, that is pretty cool!

>>28277957
He rolled two 20s yesterday.

>>28277954
>I WANNA LIGHT IT UP
and ellpubs

>>28277954
>[OTHER]
Give it back before we need to roll, I have a bad feeling.

>>28277954
>>yeah, that is pretty cool!
>>[OTHER]
Hand it back and offer your blade.

>>28277954
Would you like to see my sword?
Also I vote against lighting it up

>>28277957
He rolled two 20s in Peter Parker Quest last night, hopefully cementing our friendship with the glorious DOOM.

>>28277956
Wait that actually makes sense!

I got us to land on the embassy!

>Karel is fire mage
>Karel is not real swords

>>28277954
>yeah, that is pretty cool!
No swinging around a flaming sword indoors, guys.

>>28277954

>>yeah, that is pretty cool!
>>Other
Show him ours

>>28277983
lol typed captcha in the wrong field. Don;t know how i managed that

>>28277954
>>yeah, that is pretty cool!
Offer him our sword

>>28277954
>yeah, that is pretty cool!

>>28277954
>yeah, that is pretty cool!
"Yeah, I'm pretty attached to my own sword. Had it for a long time."

>>28277993
Good job, buddy. You did good. YOU WOULDA FUCKED UP IF WE DIDN'T GET THOSE 20s

>>28278027
If we hadn't failed, we might have seen the embassy and been able to choose to land or not, you know.

>>28277954
>I WANNA LIGHT IT UP
just once....

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>>28277954
Give him our sword.

>writing

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"I do hope you're not thinking of lighting that thing in here," Marianne says, looking at you derisively.
"No, I know better than that," you reply as you hand back the rapier. "It is pretty cool, though,"
"Enchanted objects are really expensive, so I have no idea how my mother was able to afford it... but youre right, it is really cool," Karel says, smiling. "I'm going to have to train for a while to actually use its ignition function effectively, though..." he sighs.

"But, um, it's weighted pretty well for the finesse-based style of fighting that I was trained in," Karel says. "I didn't take too long before I was used to this one."
"Yeah, I can imagine that it would take a while to get used to using a new sword," you reply. "This one right here's been with me since I was eight," you say as you place a hand on the pommel of your sword.
"...wow, that long? My mother didn't even let me touch anything aside from a practice sword until I was ten."

>fair's fair, let him see yours
>NOBODY TOUCHES MY PRECIOUS
>[OTHER]

>>28278358
>fair's fair, let him see yours

It isn't like he's going to mistreat it, he seems like a good sort.

>>28278358
>fair's fair, let him see yours

>>28278358
>fair's fair, let him see yours

>>28278358
>fair's fair, let him see yours

>>28278358
Let him see ours.

And should we tell him why that mother comment was ironic?

>>28278358
>fair's fair, let him see yours

>>28278385
No. That's a stupid idea.

>>28278358
>>fair's fair, let him see yours

>>28278358
>>fair's fair, let him see yours

>>28278358
>fair's fair, let him see yours
>"My guardian pretty much trained me in the blade after I... Yeah."

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>>28278358

I'm shipping Reinhold and Karel sooooo hard, right now

>jzumai delicious

I'll bet it is, captcha.

>>28278358
muh parents didn't prohibit me from doing anything. BECAUSE THEY"RE DEAD.

Don't take this seriously

>>28278358
Maybe we could get more background since we don't actually know as players how we got this sword exactly.

You know, to give him some history on it.

>>28278422
joyous occasion for yaoi fans that's for sure.

>>28278441
We don't know they're dead, do we?

They just abandoned us at a whorehouse.

>>28278358
"Yeah, it's a bit long, so it takes some getting used to, but nobody can argue that I'm good at using it."
Beat.
"...I swear that innuendo was unintentional."

>>28278458
I'd kind of like to hear at least something, yeah.

>>28278477
Nah.

>>28278458
Good idea. I want to know more about our sword.

>>28278477
You can join Wrenlpft in the 'Nothing Allowed To Suggest Dialogue' box.

>>28278477
"Nobody can argue that I'm NOT good at using it."

I should be asleep right now.

>>28278503
It's just a stupid joke. Again, I should NOT be awake right now.

>>28278503
>Nothing
Goddammit iPad stop thinking you know better than me.

Luciana must be having a fit right now, watching two handsome men compare swords.

>writing

>>28278358
>fair's fair, let him see yours
>>28278422
>>28278462
guys.. what if i told you... Karel is a reverse trap? and now you have read this in Mobius's voice.

>>28278464
Well Reinhold probably knows what happened to them. We just don't know as the players what happened to them yet.

>>28278547
Joke's on you, I never watched The Matrix.

>>28278547
Jokes on you, I didn't read it in any voice but mine.

>>28278547
I honestly hope he isn't. I want a guy friend for Reinhold. He's around too many chicks.

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>>28278539

You mean she's ECSTATIC

>>28278547
>reverse trap
Already called it last thread slowpoke.

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>>28278358
>ignition function
>Flamberge

Hey, I just had a thought

>>28278599
>but no crazy aerial combos

>>28278539
i am betting huge cash she is whispering to Marianne what she thinks is happening at the moment.

>>28278646
>finesse based style

>>28278646
Yet.

>>28278599
Nero is karel
and uncle dante is Rein?

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>>28278599
Does that mean we get to be Dante?

>>28278681
Well, we are a Royal Guard.

>>28278681
I like that his reaction is "Da fuq man?"

>>28278651
Like a nature documentary?

"Observe the skilled Swordie in it's natural habitat..."

>>28278681
Hopefully.

>>28278696
So this is us then?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kitFV4F8hbM

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>>28278599
me too

"Here you go," you say as you remove your sword from yout belt and hand it to Karel.
"H- huh!?" Karel stammers.
"You let me see your sword, so fair is fair."
"Um... wow, thank you," he says as he picks up your sword. "Huh, this is pretty heavy compared to mine..."

Karel tests out the weight of your sword for a bit before rmoving it from its scabbard.

"Prince Emilio was telling me that you used a finesse-based style as well?" Karel says as he looks at your sword.
"Not as fast as one that would work with a rapier, but I guess it's a mix? A bit of finesse, a bit of power..."
"Hm, that's interesting. Sounds kind of like the Eschenwald style."
"Maybe?" you shrug. "I'm not all that sure about style names or anything, I just kind of took the basics I learned from someone I knew a long time ago and expanded it from there..."

>tell me more of your fancy styles
>gimme my sword back plz
>[OTHER]

>>28278863
>tell me more of your fancy styles

>>28278863
>tell me more of your fancy styles

Talk about swords. Ignore everyone else in the room for now, we have something important to discuss.

>>28278863
>gimme my sword back plz
My precious!

>>28278863
>>tell me more of your fancy styles

>>28278863
>tell me more of your fancy styles

>>28278863
>>tell me more of your fancy styles
>>Hey, Marianne, Luciana... You two aren't bored by this, I hope?

>>28278863
>tell me more of your fancy styles
>Pretty heavy compared to mine
>Luciana'snosebleedintensifies.png

>>28278863
>tell me more of your fancy styles

let luciana have more fun, she deserves it.

>>28278863
>[OTHER]
"what if we used them properly instead of showing them off? just a little duel, that can't hurt, right?"

Rolled 8

>>28278863

[X] other

"I know we're both thinking it. Practice duel?"

>>28278863
I kinda' think we should ask about the fancy styles, but make sort of... nervous glances at our sword, so that it's obvious we do want it back asap.

>>28278863
in coming loud giggle in 5...

>>28278888
This.

>>28278863
>tell him about that guy you knew a long time ago

Exposition!!!

>>28278863
>tell me more of your fancy styles
>gimme my sword back plz
Both.

>tell me more of your fancy styles

>>28278863
>tell me more like one of your french grills.

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Other, smile slightly as you stare at Karel's butt with as much subtlety as possible while he's distracted, etcetera

kettle boling loudly in the background, oh wait that's Luciana's head...

>writing

>>28278987
You know what that picture reminds me of? The Bad Seed. The play is pretty good.

"Oh, so you didn't learn formally?" Karel asks, surprised.
"Not really... well, a guy I know back in Granache is helping me polish my skills now but I never really had any formal training before that," you reply. "So you know a lot about swordfighting styles? Like that 'Eschenwald' thing?"
"Yeah, Marconetti's full of people who know different types," he says, a nostalgic look on his face. "My mother had me training with the sword in some way for as long as I can remember, she said that it would be our ticket out of the lower classes."

"Heh, I can understand that," you say. "Worked that way for me, anyways."
"Yeah... I've trained under masters of all kinds of different style, though something like the Eschenwald family's power-based style was never really suited for me, though I'm sure you'd fare pretty well with it. And its two-sword variant that Volker Eschenwald used back before I was born is as far as-"
"Volker?" you cut him off. "Two swords, black hair?"
"Yes, did you know him? Volker Eschenwald, nicknamed the 'Swordbreaker' for the number of swords that he destroyed in his fights, both his enemies' and his own?"

>[1/?]

>>28279194
[exposition intensifies]

>>28279194
>used
>did

>>28279194
"Well, shit son. You learn something new every day."

>>28279194
ids habbedeng

>>28279231
Leave out the well shit son... we're with royalty...

>>28279404
They don't care man. Have you been reading any of Nicolette's or Gregory's dialogue? They curse very other line.

>>28279404
Tell that to Nico.

>>28279194

"Oh shit..." you say, a sad smile forming on your face. "That's right, he -did- say that he was from Marconetti, didn't he..."
"What, you knew Volker?" Nicolette asks, apparently having been listening in on your conversation. "He was one of my Dad's friends, but I heard he died a while back..."
"Yeah," you sigh. "Nine years ago. He's the one who taught me the basics, and that right there was his sword..."
"Wha-" Karel gasps.

He then scrambles to place your sword back in its scabbard and then returns it to you, bowing as deeply as he can manage.

"I- I'm so sorry, if I'd known that it was so important I'd have never-" Karel stammers.
"No, don't worry about it," you say as you place the sword back on your belt. "It was a long time ago."

"Wait, you seriously knew him!?" Nicolette asks, placing a hand on your shoulder. "Why the hell didn't you mention something like that sooner?"
"I don't really have too many fond memories of back then," you reply in a sad tone. "But yeah, he was one of maybe three people who actually gave a damn about me when I was little."

"Oh... oh wow..." Nicolette says, placing a hand to her forehead and sighing deeply. "...sorry, I didn't mean to- but I should've fucking noticed it before, you two have a lot of the same moves..."
"Seriously, it's not that big a deal," you reply. "I just owe him a lot, that's all."

>[2/?]

>>28279463
>he was one of maybe three people who actually gave a damn about me when I was little
Who was the third?

>>28279498
Citrine, innit?

>>28279498
The other guy travelling with Volker.

>>28279498
Volker's buddy probably.

>>28279463
Damn...how did he die? i must know!

>>28279498
Citrine, Volker, and the dude that was with him in our flashback.

>>28279498
The three were probably Citrine, Volker, and Adrien, Volker's buddy and partner.

>>28279463
Wonder if Volker's partner trained us as well.

>>28279498
Spinelle
in a total shota-rape way, but still

>>28279498
Volker's buddy, most likely

>>28279194
Huh.
I guess we got the whole sword breaking from Volker then.
And here I thought it was because Monique's fancy sword was actually a dud.

>We got one of the swords of our mentor

So who has the other.

Who is the Vergil to our Dante?

>>28279653
One of my friends summed up the Inferno thusly: Dante wrote a Virgil self-insert fanfic.

>>28279653
The dirt, because its probably broken.

>>28279653
Takamaru probably uses the right kind of sword to be Vergil.

>>28279653

Broken?

We now need to find an undying iron tree to make a sword from its branch.

>>28279653
Pretty sure it's the sword he went to get and not one of the two he was using.

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>Black Hair
>Dual Swords

>>28279463
>[3/3]

"Oh my..." Luciana says, sighing. "I'd hoped for a fun time where I could joke with Marianne about two cute boys comparing swords with each other, but I suppose I ended up ruining the mood..."

She then walks up to you and pulls you into a hug before you can react.

"Aah-" Sylvie stifles a yell, but Melanie pulls her back.
"Consider this my apology, I hope a princess hug will make up for it," she says, holding you tight for a few seconds before finally letting go.

You look around the room... Karel's mouth is agape in shock, and Sylvie is trying her best to cover her blushing face. The others are simply looking at you with a suilty expression.

"Okay, then!" Luciana says, clapping her hands together. "Time for a mood change! Mr. Reinhold, what would you like to do?"

>go find elena
>meet emilio
>meet giancarlo
>meet your mother
>CASTLE TOUR
>embarassing story time (decide the victim)

>>28279771
No

>>28279771

That tosser doesn't deserve to resemble anyone as awesome as Volker.

>>28279771
Except Volker wasn't a piece of shit.

>>28279771
Go die in a pit.

>>28279778
>go find elena

Time for hijinks with loli princess.

>>28279778
>CASTLE TOUR
We can meet whoever we run into.

>>28279778
>>meet your mother
Really?

>>28279780
>>28279786
>>28279787
>>28279794
No need to respond to bait.

>>28279778

>>meet your mother

Really?

YES PLS

>>28279778
>>CASTLE TOUR
Yup

>>28279778
>meet your mother
Wait, what?

>>28279778
>go find elena
She was pretty adorable.

Castle tour is cool too.

>>28279778
Castle tour, why not. Gotta know possible escape routes and all that jazz.

>>28279778
>meet your mother
A quest could always use more ara aras.

>>28279778
>meet emilio

May as well meet the birthday boy.

I feel that option 3 is a typo of some kind.

>>28279778
>suilty expression
I don't know this word and neither does google.

>>28279823
Luciana's mother. Not Reinhold's mother.

>>28279778
>CASTLE TOUR

>>28279778
>meet your mother
>meet emilio
>CASTLE TOUR

Rein's got pretty good luck meeting other peoples' mothers.

>>28279778
>Other
Nervously blurt out "LOOK GUYS I CAN DO MAGIC" and proceed to cast like 50 sparkle shines

>>28279778
>>CASTLE TOUR

>>28279778
>meet your mother
>CASTLE TOUR
>embarassing story time - Nicolette
>meet emilio

>>28279778
>>CASTLE TOUR

>>28279778
Arch whose mother?

>>28279778
>CASTLE TOUR
we'll meet more people this way

>>28279778
>>go find elena
Need Moe Therapy.

>>28279778
Wait our mother?

>>28279778
>go find elena

Elena is adorable.

>>28279778
>meet your mother

>>28279778
Castle Tour

>>28279778
>go find elena
Kids are great

>>28279778
>CASTLE TOUR

>>28279845
I dub thee 'Son of Wrenloft'.

Castle tour obviously.

>>28279778
>go find elena
>meet your mother
>CASTLE TOUR

>>28279874
No, that's Reinhold-spaghetti appropriate.

>>28279778
>go find elena

>>28279778
>Destroy Karel in a duel.
He needs to fear the Reinsword.
And the man who holds such a fearsome weapon, Reinhold/

>>28279778
Embarassing story time: Keren edition!

>>28279778
>CASTLE TOUR
Chances are we'll meet the other people on the way

>>28279778
>go find elena
>meet your mother
>CASTLE TOUR

>>28279885
No, it's not.

>>28279778
>go find elena

First we get the moe, then we get the bitches, then we get all the swords.

>>28279885
Reinhold doesn't have spaghetti except when he makes painfully awkward jokes.

>>28279778
>embarassing story time (decide the victim)
Lets hear more stories about their childhood and se if Luciana knows any embarrassing story about the Princess

>>28279778
>>CASTLE TOUR
Let us explore
also
>Sylvie stifles a yell
Bueno

>>28279834
Should be "sullen."
Yay not checking my spelling beforehand.

>>28279923
>not asking for stories of Nico as a kid

>>28279918
That's not spaghetti, that's hidden trauma which is much better

>>28279930

Are they depressed about the topic or sulky because princess hugs?

>writing

I wonder if Volker has any family or a grave here or something.

It would be nice to take Citrine with us for a visit.

>>28279952
Knowing them, both.

>>28279930
No that was just a new portmanteau of the words guilty and sullen

>>28279952
Everyone wants a Luciana brand hug.

>>28279952
That is entirely up to you to guess.

>>28279778
I fucking love princess hugs

>>28279978
I don't know about you, but I would be willing to kill a man for that.

>>28279991
I bet most of the nobles in the kingdom would too.

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>>28279981

Hue

>>28279991
Indeed. Truly a prize most precious.

>>28279969

We should consider it for later

>>28279969
We can probably do that if we get some time off or if the princess goes into town.

No votes to duel Karel? I know that's what I want to do.

>>28279981
Clearly they are only depressed because they want princess hugs, too.
Nico especially.

>>28280075
He probably wouldn't want to, after learning we were taught by Volker.

>>28280075
yeah let's prove who's the better bodyguard!

>>28280075
We can do that later jeez. Keep your sword in it's scabbard.

>>28279778
Oh god, did we just get pregnant?

>>28280103
No, Reinhold knows entirely too much about how people get pregnant.

>>28280103
We've already hugged and held hands with Marianne before. I think we've been pregnant for a while.

>>28280103
Yes. Twins.

>>28280119
He probably knows more about contraception than that.

>>28280103
Nah man, we didn't hold hands.

We did get AIDS though

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>>28280103

You are already Pregnant.

Handholding with Marianne~

>>28280103
No no its the girl that gets pregnant. Oh fuck how are we going to explain this to the king?

>>28280133
For some reason I'm pretty sure he's seen a pregnant whore before...

>>28280122
When do we get princess hugs from the right princess?

>>28280145
His mother doesn't count he wasn't even technically around for that. Oh wait do you mean Citrine?

>>28280148
Elena? She's the only princess left that we've met to not get hugs from.

>>28280165
I want to pick Elena up and twirl her around

>>28280148
Doubt he'd want that after with what happened during the dancing lessons.

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>>28280163
I don't think his mother was a whore, wasn't he just abandoned?

>>28280144
With multiple well labeled diagrams and sex-ed magic videos on the dangers of unprotected hand holding.

>>28280163
Shut yer gabber, Monique.

>>28280221
HIs mother could be a whore that abandoned him for all we know.

>>28280144
With a demonstration.

>>28280237
She is actually pregnant right now.

>>28280245
I have my doubts that Reinhold has such a basic heritage. Apparently, we should have been a Water mage because of the area but instead we have Metal. This means we were either born in the Metal area, or one of Reinhold's parents had powerful enough magic to override the Water and let us inherit their element.

>all this talk of hand-holding
Will fingers be intertwined?

It's my fetish, obviously.

>>28280284
but...only the royal family is water aspected.

Everyone else can be anything else.

Also, quit your jerking off. he's just a normal dude.

>>28280290
You sick freak. Get out.

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>>28280284
In their language he is...Dragonborn.

Arch already confirmed that for not happening though.

>>28280284
Word of god, our parents aren't anything special.

>>28280290
Take that shit to /d you sicko.

>>28280264
I was talking about calling our mom a whore, mate.

>>28280323
"Hey Monique! My mom's a whore!"

>>28280323
My bad

>>28280309
That is the lewdest thing I have ever seen in my life.

>>28280306
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27525958/

>"So normal non-magicusing people are born with the affinity of whatever element the land they were born in has, but strong magicusers have a larger presence so their kids tend to be the same type as they are. It usually skews on the side of the mother since she's the one who's carrying the baby, but that's basically how that works."

Ergo, our mother most likely was at least a decent mage to override the natural water affinity of Granache.

>>28280352
Does that mean it's cool if we keep posting eel insertion gifs?

>>28280381
NO

>>28280376
You're still not really getting are you.

>>28279778
Poor Sylvie. Her chances are getting lower and lower.

>>28280381
Yes please.

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>>28280381
No.

>>28280398
>the land they were born in
He's making an assumption that isn't necessarily the only possible interpretation (it could be that different types of land are elementally aspected as in MtG, rather than by areas) but his conclusion is far from invalid, and it seems more likely to me as well.

>>28280381
No.

>>28280424
Yes, it's much more likely that he's extra ultra magical/special, instead of his parents just being vagrants/tramps/whores that blew in and blew out of town.

>>28280400
If Sylvie wants chances, she can grow some balls outside of bear-punching and confess properly.

Still best bro.

I thought the only word of god about our parents was that they aren't nobles.