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As you eyes meet with Monique's, you fight the urge to turn away and pretend that you didn't see him at all and instead smile and nod. After all, it's like the least offensive way you know of to greet someone.

Unfortunately, Monique doesn't seem to take this all that well, sneering before finally managing to force a blank expression and nodding back to you.

Great, you actually got through that without incident!

...or not.

Damn it, he's coming over here.

"Good afternoon, Your Majesty. Princess. I'd never expected to meet you here so soon after my arrival," Monique says with a deep bow.
"And good afternoon to you too... er..." the King replies, unsure as to who exactly this jackass is supposed to be.
"-This- is Monique Gilbeault," Princess Marianne says derisively.

"Ah, Princess! I am truly touched that you actually deigned to remember one as lowly as myself!" Monique says, bowing again.
"It's kind of hard to forget someone like you, regardless of how much everyone would like to," Nicolette replies.
"Ah, Captain Nicolette. I hadn't noticed you sta-"

Monique seems to have been about to say something snide, but cuts himself off when he notices Sir Gregory GLARING at him intently.

"E- er, you look so lovely today that I didn't recognize you standing there," Monique quickly corrects himself.
"So, er, should I know you from somewhere...?" the King asks.

>introduce him yourself
>leave it to someone else
>[OTHER]

>introduce him yourself
Let's have mercy on the poor sod. For now.

>>28241709
>leave it to someone else
Ehhhh, I don't really feel the need to stick up for the guy.

Punch Guards Quest is back!

>>28241709

>leave it to someone else

As chummy as we are with the princess, we have no place in this conversation. Let him flounder or succeed on his own.

>>28241751
>Punch Gilbeault Quest
Fixed that for ya.

>>28241709
>>leave it to someone else
Remember, we don't remember anything about these past few threads.

>>28241709
>>introduce him yourself

>>28241709

>>introduce him yourself

Do it. The King himself is asking after all.

>>28241761
But what if we need to punch someone in the future - someone who isn't a Gilbeault or a guard?

Can it be Punch Guys Quest (since we'd never hit a lady)?

>>28241709
>leave it to someone else

>>28241789
Eh. Acceptable.

>>28241709
>>28241736
>>28241770
>>28241781
How will we introduce him?

>>28241709
>introduce him yourself

"This is Monique Gilbeault, captain of your border guard - as well as a distinguished duelist."

Are we doing a be-nice-to-monique thing, or do we still hate him?

>>28241709
>introduce him yourself
we antaginize him by NOT antaginze him.

>>28241815
We could introduce him as that guy we punched the other day.

>>28241816
Do we have any reason not to still hate him. Reinhold doesn't know about the last 3 threads.

As far as I'm concerned, there isn't any in-character reason to be nice to him, just to avoid conflict with him.

>>28241816

This sounds good.

Be polite to him if the Ant keeps up its good behaviour. Nothing more.

>>28241841
But we could do that by not introducing him too, even better since whoever is likely to introduce him won't be nice like us.

>>28241816
be COMPLETELY nice to him. yet keep smirking at him when the king and princess are not looking.

>>28241709
>>leave it to someone else
If past experience is anything to go by, being introduced as the runner up isn't going to make him go away any quicker.

>>28241816
We don't hate him, we dislike him. Still, no need to turn the trip sour for anyone, so at least try to be pleasant.

I'd add "He reached the finals in the last Tourney."

>>28241816
Perhaps we could just shorten it to "Monique Bilbeault. From the Sword fighting tournament."

>>28241816
>"This is Monique Gilbeault, captain of your border guard - as well as a distinguished duelist."
Seems reasonable enough though repeating his name doesn't seem necessary.

>>28241739
my kind he placed secone ith the swordmanship tourment..... capton of the boader guard.....

>>28241816
Being nice would probably piss him off more than anything.

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>>28241933
I don't even know where to begin in correcting that sentence.

>writing

>>28241933
Is English your first language?

>>28241709
>introduce him yourself
He was the other finalist in your tournament, also the captain of the border guard

Monique as a character makes me so sad. He only wants to be nice to people, but he's so socially retarded he just makes everybody hate him.

>>28241933
I don't think you Englished that sentence very good.

>>28241971
Not to mention completely schizo.

>>28241953
It'd probably make him paranoid Reinhold was planning something too.

>>28241971
He's not socially retarded. He's egotistical and too concerned with his reputation and climbing the social ladder.

The only person outside of his family that he's even tried to be nice to so far is the princess and that's only because she's a princess and thus a good person to suck up to get ahead since she can marry whoever she wants.

>>28241959
>>28241966
>>28241995
I think I did pretty dam well for being ...

>>28242055
Go to sleep, Anon. You're too drunk for this shit.

>>28242013
Were you asleep during that whole Monique POV thing? He thinks he's being a kind, refined gentleman, but he doesn't know how to actually speak like one. Since he can't articulate his thoughts, people get pissed at him. Since people get pissed at him because of how socially retarded he is, he thinks nobody appreciates his refined gentleman...ness, so he starts to actually act like a dick.

The obsessed with status thing was also completely dismissed by the POV thing, never once did he mention wanting to increase his status. He brown-noses the nobility because that's how nobility works in his head.

>>28242013
i agree, but even still. there maybe hope for someone like him to be redeemed into a decent person.

>>28242013
And he was nice to his subordinates. Not buddy buddy but he was polite to them. And Lucindia though for the same reasons as Marie.
But then we haven;t seen him interact at all with that many other people.

>>28242087
The only times he's been nice so far are for selfish reasons or posturing. Not out of legit sincerity.

>>28242087
Also he hears voices. That shit seems to be a sign of weirdness to come IMO

>>28242087
While he does have some redeeming qualities, I think you're giving him way more credit than he deserves.

>>28242113
He is nice to people who are:
>above him on the social ladder
>don't challenge him
As long as you're one or both of those he's perfectly fine.

>>28242239
I'm not so sure. Most of the people above him don't particuarly care for him either.

Moniques interpretation of "nice" could use some work.

>>28242087
>>28242013
I would actually say you're both right. He has this image of himself as a refined gentleman because of his ego and when you combine that with his lack of sincerity it leads to one socially retarded guy who isn't self-aware enough to know what he's doing wrong.

I'm half expecting the king to, at some point, lean in real close to Monique and say, where no one else can hear, something to the effect of "Why do you act like such an insufferable brat, boy?"

>>28242361
He does seem like the kind of guy who has no patience for bullshit but I think he'd do something like that much more casually and openly.

"Back in the tourname-" you begin, but are cut off by the Princess.
"He's Monique Gilbeault, the captain of our Border Guard," Marianne says. "And he was defeated in the final round of the swordsmanship tournament."

You notice Monique's eye twitch slightly during the end of that description, but he manages to keep his cool.

"Ohhhh, you're the one who Reinhold here..." Thierri exclaims, finally getting it. "That fight was really nostalgic... shame about your sword, though."
"Yes, it truly was," Monique replies, cutting you a sharp glance.
"And I suppose it's partly thanks to you that my Marianne got to make an actual new friend..." he says, patting you on the shoulder. "So, what brings you here?"

"My brother and I are here to attend Prince Emilio's birthday celebration," Monique says. "Pardon me, I'll try and get his attention..."

Monique then turns around to try and get the attention of someone further in front of you, but it's to no avail.

"Ugh..." Monique sighs. "I guess he's off in his own little world... hopefully I'll be able to introduce him to you later."
"If he's your brother, he must be an interesting character..." the King replies with a chuckle.
"Heh. Yes, I can't deny that."

Before the conversation can progress any further, you notice a guard making his way to your party.

"King Thierri of Granache?" he calls out.
"That would be me, yes," Thierri replies.
"I apologze on behalf of King Celestino for having you wait here... please follow me."
"Great, we don't have to wait in line any more," Sir Gregory mumbles. "I was wondering what the hell Celestino was doing..."

>any parting words to Monique?

>>28242489
say hey to your brother for me

>>28242489
No, just leave.

>>28242489
"Catch you later." Be neutral about it, too.

>>28242380
I just don't exactly see him embarrassing the fuck out of someone like that without decent provocation & he is supposed to be used to Monique's type.

>>28242489
Tell him we hope they enjoy their visit.

>>28242489

Just nod at him and leave."

>>28242489
May you live in interesting times

>>28242489
"May the light shine your path."

Or whatever the standard parting saying is.

>>28242489
do the "i'm watching you" hand sign wordlessly behind the King's and Princess's back

>>28242520
this

>>28242489
No

>>28242489
Offer to bring him with us. Lines suck.

>>28242542
You're a terrible person.

>>28242489
"Stay gold"

>>28242489
Mention there may be an ongoing tournament, you have sorta challenge the bodyguard of the princess here. Challenge him on ground you don't want a grudge to worsen, especially among the army/guard.

>>28242542
problem is, we're living in them as well!

>>28242522
I agree with Wrenloft's dialogue for once.

>>28242581
this if are nice to him it will startle him,plus we meet his brother.

>>28242607
The tournament was in the semi-finals during Lucianna's letter from a while ago. Thing's been over for a while or the final match is happening on Emilio's birthday or something.

>>28242581
Rub our privilege in his face, yeeeess

>>28242626
>or the final match is happening on Emilio's birthday
If I was a king, I'd do it that way.

>>28242581
>>28242617
this I wan to see Mathias spill his spaghetti.

>writing

>>28242489
Invite him and his bro along.

>>28242520
This.

>>28242489
Take care, Monique. May your stay be pleasent.

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>>28242632

It was a PRIVILEGE.

>>28242649
I wonder if we can participate or be used to challenge the winner with the stuck up bishi trying to but in.

>>28242649
>he makes us, as the Granache tournament winner, fight his tournament winner at the party for entertainment

>Want to sleep
>But PGQ is up
>But I'm tired
>PGQ
>Sleep
>PGQ

Goddamnit, arc.

>>28242705
Are you not entertained?

>>28242581
That's waaaaay too presumptuous. We're only getting to jump the line because we're tagging along with the king. If the King wants to try and bring them along as well, sure, that's his choice, but us trying to bring along people just impinges on Celestino's hospitality.

>>28242705
Holy hell, that's a loaded political situation.

>>28242705
Then Monique buts in and once we beat him we fight Takamaru, or whoever won, then the king asks us to train Emilio

>>28242581
If the king wanted to bring him along, he would say so himself.

And there are at least two people in our party who definitely doesn't want him to come along.

God damn you people sometimes...

>>28242697
>>28242705
did both of us pack our gear?

>>28242734
I'm afraid i don't really see how that is political at all. Its a simple contest of skill for entertainment.

>>28242734
It's not much different than the Olympics or anything. Just a way for two countries to come together and get involved in a dickwaving contest under the veil of sportsmanship.

>>28242753
We're a bodyguard and we're here on duty. Pretty sure we got all our shit.

>>28242718
arc needs to get these quest in earlier, i swear.

>>28242718
I'm actually about to turn in myself. I just leave my browser open with the extension's updater running.

>>28242742
he might not be as easy this time around.
speaking of which I wonder if we could take him on in a no rules fight since he is a decent swords man and knows more magic than us.

>>28242766
The champion of Granache v the champion of Maronetti
You seriously don't see the political implications?

>>28242771
No, it's like what the Olympics would be if they included head to head bombing as an olympic sport.

>>28242753
>>28242771
that and we don't have much TO pack, seeing we started life dirt broke.

>>28242799
I just read it on foolz.

>>28242771
I meant to ask for Monique.

>>28242817
>head to head bombing
>not the best sport

>>28242830
I find those five clicks or so abnormally precious. I mean I could need to, I dunno, check the weather or something man.

But, yeah, g'night you lot. Try to get Reinhold through this is one piece and with minimal trauma.

>>28242489

"Good luck in the tournament, I assume you will be entering."

Rolled 2

>>28242853
Rolling to cry over rape trauma

>>28242853
No promises

>>28242857
Considering it's past semi-finals, I think registration is closed.

>>28242857
The tournament was in the semi-finals when Lucianna wrote to Marie. It's not something he can enter.

>>28242870
> the chance that Marianne, Luccia, Nicolette, and Sylvie gang rape Reinhold will happen.

>>28242909
I am okay with this.

>>28242909
"We all fell in love with you... s- so take responsibility!"

>>28242909
rolling for circumference

>>28242817
But we aren't the champion of Granache. The knights are way better than us.

>>28242967
We are the champion of the Granache sword tournament.

>>28242967
We won the tournament so we're the champion. The knights are tougher, but they didn't enter.

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Saying nothing, you turn around and follow the others out of the crowded corridor and through a long passageway, finally stopping in a large room with several chairs and couches.

"Please wait here, the King shall greet you shortly," the guard says with a bow as he stops beside the door.
"Thanks for your assistance," Thierri replies.
"Yeah, I appreciate not having to stand around in that noisy corridor," Sir Gregory chimes in.
"...you're-" the guard stares at Sir Gregory for a few seconds before catching himself. "Yes, well I apologize for the mixup. IT shouldn't be long now."

The guard then exits the room, leaving the seven of you to your own devices.

"Hope we don't have to wait too long..." Nicolette says as she finds a nearby couch and takes a seat.
"At least we don't have to stand up anymore," Sylvie says as she takes a seat beside Nicolette.

"Considering who we are, I'd have thought Celestino would have had enough forethought to have pulled us from the general waiting line once we got here," sir Gregory says with a sigh.
"Ah, quit being so gloomy," Thierri says as he slaps Sir Gregory on the back. "We're finally here, we might as well enjoy ourselves!"
"Whatever, I'm only here because you forced me..." Sir Gregory mumbles as he plops down in a nearby chair, Thierri taking an adjacent seat.

"Marianne, aren't you going to sit down too?" you ask.
"No, I've been sitting for far too long as it is," the Princess replies. "I'd like to stretch my legs for at least a little while," she says as she begins pacing around the room.

You look around, and everyone seems to have found something to occupy themselves with aside from you. As you wonder what you should do while you wait...

...you notice something running along the floor...

...a small rabbit.

>catch the bunny
>leave it alone

>>28242994
>catch the bunny
I...what?

>>28242994
>>leave it alone
Point it out though.

>>28242994
Get that god damn bunny.

>>28242994
>catch the bunny
Either it's mundane and adorable or it's a spy device; either way we wouldn't mind catching it.

>>28242994
>>catch the bunny
Why is this a question?

>>28242994
>>catch the bunny
What the hell is a rabbit doing in doors? This shall not stand!

>>28242994
Leave it alone.

My weirdness sensors are tingling.

>>28242994
>>catch the bunny
Nothing can go wrong with the plan!

>>28242994
>>catch the bunny
Show off your skills as a hunting dog

>>28242994
>leave it alone
niggawhut

>>28242994

>>catch the bunny

>>28242994
>leave it alone

>>28242994
BUNNYYYYYYY!!!

>>28242994
Defer to the princess on this one.

>>28242994
>>catch the bunny

>>28242994
>catch the bunny
Someone's pet got away, I guess. Best get a hold of it for the owner.

>>28242994
>catch the bunny
How could we do anything else?

>PROFESSIONAL BODYGUARD
>Runs off to catch a rabbit
God. It's like Reinhold suddenly became special needs.

>>28242994
this is a great meal for us, we shall eat it later

>>28243047
Unless it IS somebody.

CATCH THAT BUNNY

NOTHING ELSE MATTERS

>>28242994
Catch the shit out of that rabbit. Someone roll.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQZ8vPvLfTo

>>28242994
>>catch the bunny
INTO THE RABBIT HOLE WE SHALL GO!

>>28242994
Dude, archelon, go to bed. You're getting loopy.

In before polymorph

>>28242994
>catch the bunny

>>28242994
>>leave it alone

fucks sake, you're all little retarded children

>>28243047
inb4 it's Emilio's prized pet

>>28243054
magic exist and that means we can't ignored mundane shit.(it could be a monster or a bomb)

>>28242994
>catch the bunny
what could go wrong

>>28243073
B-but it's a plothook! If we don't chase it we're missing flags! It's not unconscionably meta to focus on something just because the QM does!

>>28242994
>>catch the bunny

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>>28243058
There's only one way to eat a brace of coneys

>>28242994
>Catch Bunny

Nat 1, kill self, kill bunny, war starts

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>>28242994

Catch it.

>>28242994
>>>catch the bunny

>>28243097
you are a terrible excuse of a human

>>28243115
I actually have no idea what opinion this espouses.

>>28242994
Don't just run off, ask the princess her opinion.

>>28242994
Well, you obviously catch it.

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>>28243106
Shut up rabbit, you don't exist in this setting. inb4 the rabbit really is a loli vampire in some kind of bizarre left-field reference and I look like an idiot.

I hope this was a trap to fool you retards.

>writing

>>28243147
[x] pick it up by the scruff of the neck

>>28243171

Necromancers dont exist BUT VAMPIRES SHOULD

>>28242994
there are two actions here that could be successful, either we catch the bunny, and show it off, or we ignore it entirely, failing to catch the bunny or attempting to point it out will cause no-one else to see the bunny and then everyone will think we're crazy for the duration of the trip.

>>28242994
>leave it alone.
Bunnies are fucking vicious. I had my arms torn up by a pair of them. My asshole friend kept letting them out of their cages.

Of course, the scratches were more like paper cuts than anything. Still, my arms itched for days.

>>28243189
Well Vampires in some settings aren't even undead, so they might actually exist.

>Vampire paranoia intensifies

Inb4 we trip and get a face full of peaches...

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>>28243189
my body is oddly enough ready

>>28243179
If it WAS a trap, it's way better that we get caught by it than almost literally anyone else in the room.

(The almost being because Nicolette is probably about just as valuable a target as we are, but her getting compromised by something would still probably be worse since it might lead to Gregory reacting to it slightly more irrationally than someone he doesn't care as much about.)

>>28242994
>>catch the bunny
TO WONDERLAND!

Inb4 Luciana knows transformation magic, and proceeds to brag about how much she enjoyed Reinhold stroking her for the rest of the trip.

Is this a drug reference?

>>28243242
I meant a meta trap to catch all the people who want to act like a retard because PLOT HOOOOKS.

It should actually be nothing. Someone's pet or something.

Princess yells at us, we drop rank back to cat, and everyone feels dumb.

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>>28243212
well at lest it's better to have vampires than creepy ghost things

>>28243242
I don't think anyone else is stupid enough to go chasing around a rabbit.

>>28243269
That would be dickish of archelon since he was doing the whole "LOOK GUYS I'M NOT RAILROADING BUT THIS IS TOTALLY IMPORTANT" thing.

>>28243269
Why do you hate fun?

>>28243269
But the bunny!

What if it's a trap!

What if it's a dragon!

WHAT IF IT TAKES US TO IT'S MAGICAL REALM???

>>28243106
arcueid best vampire
but a rabbit is very fine too

>>28243283
Who said anything about chasing it. Reinhold is scary fast.

>>28243307
You an cool bro.

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>>28243307
good tastes

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>>28243307

YOUR WAIFU A SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

Miniskirt a shit

So we've got

>Someone's lost pet
>A loli vampire
>A bomb

as our principal rabbit identity theories then?

>>28243336
Mini skirt is sexy....still prefer the long skirt she wore before left much more to the imagination

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>>28243307
You sir have a good taste

>>28243336
Miniskirt is a shit.

I just about threw up when I saw that new look. Its terrible on her.

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>>28243346

Not just A Bomb.

Bombs.

Small Bombs.

>>28243346
It could also be Emilio transformed.

>>28243346
Pretty much.

>>28243346
Yep now places your bets on which one it will turn out to be.

>>28243346
Someone else of high importance, like our Wizard guy, who is just batshit but to useful to kick out.

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>>28243358
i prefer her familiar

>>28243283
It's not like a royal palace is a rabbit's natural habitat or anything; the fact that it's here means it's either an escaped pet, a refugee from the palace kitchens, or something genuinely suspicious.

All of those situations are probably improved by us getting a hold of it.

We might get some odd looks if we decide to just go bolting across the room after it (and sudden action from us might actually get Gregory into instinctive combat mode, which means we should probably at least warn someone before we go after it), but with all said and done, we've got reasonable justifications for going after it.

>>28243336
>>28243363
I like miniskirts in general, but it doesn't suit her.

>>28243377
Celestino doesn't seem like he'd tolerate that nonsense. Guy gives off a real spymaster vibe.

>>28243402
Even spymasters keep around crazy people if they're useful enough.

>>28243363
Mini skirt doesn't suit her but her look is fine they just tribbed her hair a little

>>28243358
NECO what are you doing here? MGNQ isn't until Wednesday.

>>28243387
But even if it's someone's lost pet, that doesn't mean that it's Reinhold's job to catch it.

We should just mention it to someone, without going after it.

>>28243469
It isn't Reinhold's job to do a lot of the things he does. He literally has nothing better to do right now.

Alright! We're gonna catch that damn bunny rabbit!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg

>>28243413

But mah air vents

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...the hell is a rabbit doing inside the castle?

Slightly weirded out by this (and by the fact that nobody else seems to be bothered at all), you quickly reach down and pick the bunny up by the scruff if its neck before it can run off.

"Uh..." you stare at the bunny as it fidgets around in a futile attempt to escape your clutches.

Before you can ask anyone else what's up with this thing, you feel someone tugging on your shirt.

"Hi!" a little girl with bright red hair says, looking up at you.
"Um... hi?" you reply.
"You caught Inaba!" she happily exclaims as she extends her arms out towards you.
"...this rabbit is Inaba?"
"Uhuh! Thanks for catching her for me!"

As you hand the little girl the bunny, she shows you a warm smile.

"Thanks, Mr. Swordie!" she says as she hugs her pet bunny.
"Uh, no problem?" you reply.
"Papa says that boys are scary, but swordies are always really nice! Like Karel and Mr. Takamaru and Uncle Guillaume and Uncle..." her eyes grow wide as she looks over to where everyone is sitting. "UNCLE GREGORY!!!!!"

>might as well follow her
>leave her alone
>[OTHER]

>>28243592
>you quickly reach down and pick the bunny up by the scruff if its neck before it can run off.
Aww...

>>28243592
>might as well follow her

>>28243592
>>might as well follow her

>>28243592
Daaaw.
>Follow her back over.

>>28243592
>might as well follow her

>>28243592
>>might as well follow her

So we've managed to make friends with yet another Princess boys.

>>28243592

>>might as well follow her

>>28243592
Might as well follow her over to the others

>>28243592
>Mr.Takamaru.
She has good taste.

>might as well follow her

>>28243592
>might as well follow her

>>28243592
>leave her alone

>>28243592
Gregory is related to the king of Maronetti. So that explains why Marie thought Nico should train here

>>28243592
Dwaaaaa.
>might as well follow her

This is going to be bad for my heart.

>>28243592
Might as well stay on Mr. Archelon's wild ride.

Follow her
>>28243620
of course, after all, Reinhold's affinity is not Metal. It is women

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Holy hell what.

Running off after a bunny?

It probably fled from the kitchen. Don't interact with it unless it starts RUNNING STRAIGHT AT US or, more importantly, the Princess.

>>28243648
Actually, I would argue that Reinhold's affinity is Girl's not women.

We seem to have trouble with anyone much older than ourselves.

You know, trauma and shit.

>>28243592
>>might as well follow her
Probably the best way to get introduced so we actually know who we're talking to.

>>28243636
Pretty sure they're not actually-related Uncles, but older-close-friends-of-the-family-that-you-knew-growing-up 'Uncles', based on how Guillaume Arnaud also found his way into her list of Uncles.

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>>28243668

>>28243592

>diabetes levels: high

>[x] might as well follow her
let's overhear some exposure.

>>28243674
>We seem to have trouble with anyone much older than ourselves.
You mean like Ariane? We get on fine with her.

>>28243592
Introducing her to Monique would either go really well or really poorly.

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>>28243679

Serve me right for not f5'ing regularly.

>>28243705
>not having auto-update turned on

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>>28243592
loli route unlocked
>might as well follow her

>>28243705
>not auto-updating
It's literally built into the site now, even if you got here fucking yesterday that's no excuse.

>>28243694
Yeah. But she took US in not the other way around.

I would put my opinion forward as being good with girls ourselves but women is a case by case basis that must be taken in stride or we can end up with trauma again.

>writing

>>28243739

Rein's gotten traumatized by Mariane as well though. Even before she threw him at the wall too.

>>28243719
>loli route
All the other potential waifus a shit
Sorry Sylvie

>>28243772
This girl isn't a waifu she is a daughteru

>>28243592
>Swordies

Is this racist? I feel like this is racist.

>>28243772
>>28243719


I want pedos to leave.

Even if she's a dargon. This is just wrong.

>>28243794
Is a dargon some kind of alien?

I think their was some of them in Start Trek or something...

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>>28243808

Potatoes, totatoes...

>>28243790
Damn Swordies are ruining mah neighborhood and driving down property values.

Remove Swordies.

>>28243794
A dragon girl wouldn't be calling Gregory Uncle; they don't have strong relations with Biscotti.

>>28243782
See, someone gets it.

>>28243719
Who is this? Google images failed me.

shes really "moe". And the fact that I thought that makes me fear what I'm becoming

>>28243782
Only until she gets magically hyperaged.

>>28243771
i wonder if that might not have been the presence of her dancing instructor.

>>28243772
It feels like the amount of waifu options are actually decreasing.
>Bes girl might be a full-on lesbo
>Sylvie might hit it off with Matthias
>Ara ara is married
>Princess is princess

Soon we will only have our sword. And Takamaru.

>>28243839
Its a doujin. Called Somersault.

>>28243857
I'm okay with this.

>>28243839
Its from Somersault!

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>>28243839
You're playing a VN quest. You have no choice but to embrace the moe.

>>28243862
he's gotta go google doujin now.

>>28243857

I actually don't mind this too much. Though I'm still holding out for the Nico Route.

>>28243857

Takamaru is out of question and possibly replaced by now.

Go polish your sword.

>>28243906
Thank you, I might.

>>28243906
Can't, Luciana's got both hands firmly on it.

>>28243876
I feel dirty. Like a real otaku ;_;

>>28243883
I'm following a quest thread on tg at 3am local time, do you think I'm a riajuu or something?

>>28243949
now I gotta go google something

>>28243857
As long as we get doujins for all fo them.

>>28243965
It's the 2chan equivalent of a normalfag.

>>28243857
>I do not mind this outcome

Non-sexual character arcs for everybody!

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>>28243966

I'm actually alright with it.

>>28243857
>Implying we aren't getting any closer to marie...
>Implying tsun girl isn't best girl.

>>28243994
But don't you want to give Nicolette another sibling anon?

>>28243949
>I feel dirty. Like a real otaku ;_;
You know what "riajuu" means. You're already there.
Just be glad that you're not as far gone as me.

>>28244021

>the mouse over text is blocking part of the speech bubble

>The kininarimasu in me is screaming

>>28244025
I agree with you on the first part. The second part is more subjective.

Heh, this is cute... having nothing better to do, you follow her over to where the others are sitting. As Sir Gregory quickly notices the little girl approaching, a wide smile forms on his face.

"Elena!" he shouts. "Oh wow, you've gotten so big since the last time I've seen you!"
"Yup, Papa says that I'm growing like a weed!" the little girl, apparently named "Elena" says happily. "Look, I got a bunny!"
"And it's a cute bunny too," he replies as he tussles Elena's hair.
"She ran away but then, um..." she looks around for a few seconds before noticing that you're standing right behind her. "...this swordie here caught her for me! He's really nice, just like you!"
"Is that so?" Sir Gregory says with a smirk. "You really are popular, Reinhold..."

"...you're Reinhold?" Elena says as she turns to you.
"Yeah, that's my name," you reply.
"Um..." she bows as best she can while still holding on to her pet bunny. "I'm Princess Elena Camellia di Marconetti! Luciana said that that you were really nice!"
"Heh, I guess I'll have to thank her the next time I see her," you reply as you return the bow.

>[1/?]

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>>28244033

A jew that comes from the rear?

>>28244033
You're in school and causing enjoyment to others. There's a lot worse off that a person can be.

>>28244059
All da princesses love Reinhold.

>>28244033
Shhh. No. Lies. I can't hear you.

At least I don't keep my power level written on my shirt.

>>28244059
One day, Reinhold accidentally turned on his swag.

Now he's surrounded by bitches.

>>28244059
Royals all up on our dick.

Metaphorically speaking, of course.

>>28244085
and then we unite the world as the princesses form a harem for us.

>>28244059
Can we have a roll please.
>roll nat 1
>crush bunny

>>28244059
Hah! Luciana sings our praise!
Our legend precedes us!

>>28244097
>mental note: get a shirt made with a mobius strip on it

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>>28244098

>>28244136
That's not an anime thing, bro.

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>>28244046

>>28244150
He's saying his power level is infinite.

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>>28244144
I'll do you one better.

>>28244165
Eh, arguable.

>>28244165
>I am become swag, destroyer of plots

>>28244165
That image just has generic angels though, not even the good waifus.

>>28244136
Oh god I laughed so hard. ILY arch.

>>28244059
>[2/2]

"I wanna be a swordie like you and Uncle Gregory when I get big, but Papa doesn't think girls can be swordies..." Elena says, frowning slightly.
"You still have plenty of time, so don't give up..." Marianne says as she walks up from behind you.
"Hi, Marianne!" Elena says happily. "Umm... Luciana said that you're friends with Reinhold?"

"He's my bodyguard," Marianne replies.
"Oh! Umm, Emilio got a new bodyguard too!" Elena says excitedly. "He beat Mr. Takamaru in the swordie tournament a few weeks ago so Papa said that he was good enough to be one!"
"...oh, so Takamaru lost..." she replies with a tinge of disappointment.
"Uh huh. But Luciana says that he would have won if he was able to use his best moves... but Karel is really good too so I don't know about that."

>ask about this "karel"
>casually mention that you won the tournament back in Granache
>don't butt into the princesses' conversation
>[OTHER]

>>28244334
>>ask about this "karel"

>>28244334
>ask about this "karel"

DID SOMEBODY SAYS SWORDS?!

>>28244334
>ask about this "karel"

>>28244334
>ask about this "karel"

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>>28244334

>ask about this "karel"

>>28244334
>>don't butt into the princesses' conversation

RUDE!

>don't butt in

let them talk

>>28244334
>>don't butt into the princesses' conversation
Silently looked bummed.

>>28244334
>ask about this "karel"

>>28244334
Ask why he wasn't able to use his best moves

>>28244334
>>ask about this "karel"
Diabeetus

>>28244334
>He must be a great swordsman if he beat Takamaru

>>28244334
>don't butt in

We're bodyguards, damn it, we should just listen.

>>28244334
>"...oh, so Takamaru lost..." she replies with a tinge of disappointment.

?? Marie, marie. Did you think nicely of him?

>>28244334
>>ask about this "karel"
>>casually mention that you won the tournament back in Granache

What's the point of winning if you can't impress little girls?

>>28244334
>Nicolette here is a Lancie

>>28244379
Presumably he knew some giga slash magic that was not appropriate for a tournament.

>>28244334
>>don't butt into the princesses' conversation
Aww he lost...

>>28244334
keep quiet

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>Karel

Where do I remember that name from... Oh, right.

We're fucked.

>>28244395
Yes!

Make her blush!

>>28244178
Well, it was better when it didn't have a plot anyway.

>>28244421
care to elaborate on who or what that is?

>>28244395
Now you're just making up names.
go for it

>>28244423
It's totally unrelated to what's being discussed. We'd be butting into the conversation with a completely new topic. Beyond rude. At least asking about Karel is joining the conversation over hijacking it.

>>28244334
>don't butt into the princesses' conversation
enjoy the cuteness in the air.

>writing