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"I am Risa Schrodinger and today has been a good day. I found an angel and boxed his ears in. He was all like, oh no, stop it Schrodinger, I am so sorry, I am actually just a titchy git. Then suddenly I was like, clang, clong, bisheeee boomf! Then we went for sundays because it isn't Sunday. It was a laugh." You explain as you look up at mass of burning sky which is still in the shape of a great belted bird.

That didn't happen, at all. Also your sound effects are bad and you should feel bad. The boiling inferno of sky takes a more solid state, as the massive bird glares down at you, the disembodied blades which make up the winds spinning and rotating around it. You realize, dimly, that you can smell something coming out of the creature, though it isn't quite like the energy you are used to. Perhaps it is because you spent so much time around Lucifer, or maybe it's just because it has started focusing on you, but the creature is massive. Not just in a physical sense, though it is, but the weight of the energy that the being is made of.

As it glares at you, you notice the small trail of blackish green smoke pouring out of it's eye socket where your cero had impacted. It lets out a terrible roar, making your teeth chatter, before diving towards you in a dive bomb like move. You barely roll out of the way as the now curcular rotating blade slice through the ground you were just moments ago, turning the entire district into a molten mess of slag and death. Your speed is enough to give you a chance to turn and see that Caim isn't flying back up, instead he is hovering. His blades below him turn in lazy revolutions and even from where you retreated to you can feel the temperature go up by several degrees making you sweat a bit.
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From the distance you see several spikes arc and get close to Caim, but the eyes on his body open up and fire lances of, well, fire into the incoming projectiles disintegrating them. You see in the distance the other nofunigami and some of your arrancar companions are making their way towards the giant flaming bird. However it seems wholly focused on you, likely a bit pissed about you putting out his eye and all that.

Well, this might be a problem.

Damage:Fair
Go juice: Fair

[]Let your allies fight him for a little while, you need to rest up
[]Attack!
[]Back to Hue Co. Let god sort them out. Ah, get it?
[]Other, please specify.

1d100 please. I will take best of first five
(2/2)

>>28236444

Kite the Angel to Nobuh, tell the Angel he told me to do it.... alternatively 'promise' Nobuh our allegiance if he can prove his power by destroying one of 'Gods' 'Angels'...

>>28236444
>[]Attack!
I think we should buy and use Hate Engine.

Rolled 59

>>28236444
>Attack

Maybe if we keep hitting him in the eye socket, we'll damage one of his brains!

>>28236444
>[ x ]Let your allies fight him for a little while, you need to rest up

Rolled 9

>>28236497

forgot the dice...

Rolled 92

>>28236444
>>28236533
Forgot to roll.

Rolled 38

>>28236444
>[x]Let your allies fight him for a little while, you need to rest up

study his movements

Rolled 91

Attack

Writing now.

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[X]Attack
[X]Let allies take him

You sonido over the molten remains of the district and get ready to kick, however your leg starts burning as it gets close, your pant leg reduced to ash and your skin boiling and turning into an angry red. You roll back as the others charge forward. You hear screams of awakenings and kais being banned, and you roll back as your leg heals for a moment. You focus on your healing as the combined weight of the arrancar and nofunigami blast strike the angel and send his eyes whirling towards the source of the attack, his many eyes trying to focus everywhere at once.

>92

The blades fire off from below him, streaking through the district and immolating everything in their path. The Nofunigami use their flash step, while the arrancars sonido away from the blades which seem to only fly in straight lines towards them. You see Jager nearly get her ample chest ripped off, however she manages to bend far enough to make you consider challenging her to a limbo contest after this is all over. You see Dominic get pulled aside by Caede, as a large caddie rolls up and starts firing ceros from the rolled down windows.

You look down at your leg, now more or less back to normal and coat yourself in energy once more. You feel yourself wobble for a few seconds as the strain on your go juice becomes difficult to compensate for, but you manage somehow. Mum always did say you were thrifty like that. No she didn't. You leap towards Caim, his eyes not focused solely on you now and manage to slip into t blind spot. You kick towards him and feel some sort of contact, the heat making your blows not go as deep as you like, but effective enough.
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You roll out of the way as he pecks down towards you, his head lashing out like a snakes, his neck stretching and recoiling faster than you expected from the large bird. The pits of molten rock he leaves behind assure you that if you get hit by it, it won't be pretty.

Jager continues her strike, a small number of her spikes finding purchase in the great beast for only a few seconds before they turn into molten goo or burn into cinders, you can't see any noticeable difference in the way they are made so you are uncertain how they are chosen to be goop or ash.

Oddly absent from the assault is hollow rider and Sin-Fin, though if you should be surprised by this or disappointed you can't be sure.

You feel yourself breathing heavily as the heat continues to pound on you, the great beast not slowing down as it strikes. Instead it seems to be speeding up. You look to the sky and see rolling clouds and flashes of white and rippling thunder throughout. That probably isn't a good sign.

Damage:Fair
Go juice:Very low

Shall we go on?
[]Attack! Never let up, never surrender!
[]Leave it to the others for a while. Sonido away
[]Try to find someone
[]Other, please specify

Another round of 1d100s please. Best of first five
(2/2)

Rolled 35

>>28237011
>[]Attack! Never let up, never surrender!
NEVER SURRENDER

Rolled 3

>>28237011
>Leave it to the others for a while. Sonido away

Drain some arrancar whose names we don't know.

Rolled 65

>>28237011
>[]Leave it to the others for a while. Sonido away
Fuck this. Go find Nobuhiko. Get him to activate the Apple. Then Magic Words his ass.

We can Death Hug some mooks to regain go juice and attack Caim some more if he's still rampaging.

Rolled 10

>>28237011
>Leave it to the others for a while. Sonido away
We gotta recover some energy fast.

Rolled 63

>>28237011
[]Leave it to the others for a while. Sonido away

study movements, weakpoints etc

Rolled 1, 78, 54, 56, 26, 20, 20, 89 = 344

Leaving it to others seems to have won. Writing now.

>>28237130
Someone died.

>>28237130
Well... they're all dead.

>>28237147
>>28237151
Technically, it could be Caim's roll maybe?

>>28237147
pls not Jager

>Fight the kingfisher
>Can't dent it

>Don't fight the kingfisher
>Breaks our things

Oh well. It's not like I was incredibly fond of them anyway.

>>28237182
I guess it could, but AE hasn't been rolling for him before this

>>28237192
I would be severely disappointed if it was.

Especially because I didn't want to have this battle in the first place.

Fucking Fenrir.

>Run away
>Friends are kill
>AE: "You guys had him on the ropes. He's just really good at not showing it."

We should try blinding him

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>>28237284

>>28237284
I really hope not.

Especially because we were in a lot better condition against Fenrir, and right now we really are running out of steam.

>>28237238
>>28237284
That really had disastrous repercussions didn't it?

That fucking wolf.

If this turns into another fenrir, i will strangle someone...

I know what we must do.

We have to start making a lot of fanart, fast, so we can buy the Hax ability,since we haven't used fatebreaker yet.

>>28237192
We would find a way to bring her back. She would likely be easier than plan bro.

>>28237405
That is the worst attitude and is why we're in this mess.

I hate you.

>>28237387
BRILLIANT

>>28237435
I don't want her to die. And I am not advocating taking risks on the off chance we can bring people back. I am just saying that if she has died, then we may be able to find a way to bring her back. Cause fuck her dying due to our mistakes.

We gotta chew Dom out when we get back

>>28237476
Well you should have thought about it when you let the angel reach his full power.

>>28237690
Actually, I'm a britfag, so I miss the ends of these threads. Can't blame this on me.

>>28237130
AE doesn't normally take this long.

I think Jager actually bit it.

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You snarl. You don't have enough go juice to take care of big bird here, and honestly speaking, even if you did you would run out soon. You look to the others and nod before forcing your cloak up, your cero energy fading to nothing in order to give you the power for it. You panic for a moment as the thing's eyes look around the area for you, then it lets out a monstrous roar, an inhumanly grave thing which makes your bones rattle as he calls back his blades and you sonido out of the area. You try and find some scrubs, any scrubs, to fill up on. It takes you a while, but you eventually find some more of Nobu- dudes arrancar.

"Jesus, the hell is that?" The large owl hollow asks, his eyes wide in shock, or because he happens to be an owl, who knows?

"No idea, but I'm sure glad it's not me over there. Not big on fire birds since back in 67 when my old firebird slammed me into a wall. Neck hasn't been the same ever since." A malformed hollow adds on, his mouth a pair of mandibles which you realize is his mask.

"Wait, what?" The owl asks turning to face his companion.

However he never gets a chance to know what he was talking about as you drape your arms over the pair of them, your smile fading into view before the rest of you. The effect is immediate. The owl hollows eyes bug out in a manner which is rather gross while the misshapen hollow reacts in the only way it knows how.

It slugs you in the face.

You hear the sound of smashed cartilage and crushed bone as you stumble back. You press a hand to your face and wince as you feel the now misaligned nose and the trail of blood pour out of it. You flinch as you press your fingers against the broken thing and right it, wiggling it a few times as your regeneration seems to be taking a nap. "Right, note to Risa. Don't sneak up on people when your go juice is not as good as it normally is." You explain to yourself, suddenly aware of how much you depended on your go juice to fuel your abilities.
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"The fuck Leonard-" The owl hollow starts but doesn't finish as the mutant hollow thing charges you. Who names a hollow Leonard?

>65

You dodge and duck away from the attacks, your speed being the only thing you can rely on as the beast swings at you. It fires a cero towards you which you manage to avoid before climbing onto his back. You let your slender fingers crawl over it's bulbous chest, then dig your claws in on it's side, slipping your fingers through the rib cage and latching on. The, er, Leonard screams as your tails wrap around and you start the drain

Unlike your other abilities, there is no flash of light, no massive explosion or even a glowy thing, just this massive sense of not. Your body is like a suddenly vacuumed jar popping open, or perhaps more like the great vastness of space, dragging out the air from a helpless little ship caught by the uncaring void. You feel his energy flow into you, slow at first but then like a trickle turns into a waterfall it speeds up, washing into you as your great hungering nothing demands satisfaction.

The owl decides to run while you drain, the scrubby hollow falling to his knees as your embrace takes what's left from him and leaves him dry. You continue holding onto him as he falls, taking even the breathe from his longs as he starts to break apart into motes of light, each of them scattering to the winds. You flex your arm, but decide it isn't enough as you sonido after the owl. He manages to make it a few blocks before you catch him and pin him down, your fluffy tails holding him in place as you steal his fat soul from him.

Damage:Light
Gojuice:Moderate

You sonido back to the district where you left the giant fire bird, afraid you would lose your way for a moment before you remembered that a giant kingfisher was tending your companions and just following the heat. You pop a Swedish fish, the gummi interior like a glistening pocket of hope and dreams as you land back in the district.
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What you see needs hope and dreams.

Bodies, and pieces of bodies lie strewn about. You see Fuuma, half of his body burning on the ground in one part while the other half burns a few meters away, against a wall while another captain, one you don't know the name of tries to staunch the bleeding of a LT. with only one arm. Dominic seems to be missing his legs as Caede tries desperately to pull him from the conflict, a trail of crimson marking where he was. You see the cadi that your good doctor was riding in seems to be mostly destroyed, flaming ruins which have sunk partially into the ground from the extreme heat. Jager is leaning against a wall bleeding and scorched, but alive.

The great bird focuses on one of the nofunigamis and you see a blade of fire fly free and slam into them, taking their arm clean at the shoulder as they try to avoid the creature.

Well, what should we do?
[]Run back to Hueco Mundo
[]Attack!
[]Leave it to them, they got this
[]Other, please specify
(3/3)

>>28237894
>[]Other, please specify

lets all (Risa and pals) just lay low someplace till the apple is ready.

The Plan is still salvageable yes?

Rolled 98

>>28237894
>[X] Other
Our Ceros have cracked the world before, like when we fought not!death, repeat that full power cero of ultimate destiny

>[]Leave it to them, they got this
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE-No

Rolled 77

>>28237894
>[]Leave it to them, they got this
They're fiiiiiiiiiinnnnneeeeeeeeee.

What matters is Nobuhiko and the apple. Maybe snag Jager if only to protect the 50? she has invested into her.

Although I'm starting to think this is going to be BAD END

Rolled 58

>>28237935
I like that plan. Try to open a portal to heaven or hell by blasting the king fisher! >what could go wrong

>>28237894
link'd

>>28237894
Well, fuck.

Has the doctor left the building?

[x] Send the survivors to HUEco, throne room, make sure no one hostile kills them.
[x] Lead Nobu over to the angel

>>28237935
In fact, now i think about it, our ceros have a good track record with giant birds.

Rolled 68

>>28237894
>Attack!
He killed not Hitsugaya, that bastard!

>>28237894
[x] Seconding.

Oh yeah, Laughing Garganta everyone else out.

>>28237955
>>28237983
I don't think we can. We never upgraded our garganta to be able to open portals from shinigamiland to hollowland.

It can resist jamming attempts, but that doesn't matter if it can't even do the door you want at all.

Remember, we had to use Hollow Rider to get here.

>>28237894
Try to evac our friends to ghost mexico. If we can.

We need to stay ourself to finish off the applefuckers.

Maybe we can bait the Captain Commander into attacking kingfisher.

>>28238015
Why isn't either he or Nobuhiko already doing something on the matter?

>>28238035
Nobuhiko is posing dramatically and mumbling about how everything is proceeding as he has foreseen.

Good point with the captain commander though.

>>28237894

get the angel to fight with Nobuh....

>>28237991
>>28238015
Yeah I don't think we have anywhere to run?

I'd like some clarification on the matter.

>>28238035
Maybe they're killing eachother as we speak.

That's the only way I could see this getting worse.

>>28238059
Well how about this, the angel seems to hate us specifically right?

So we attack it to get its attention, and then we very visibly head to the hill Nobuhiko is standing on, and pretty much force him to take action.

Rolled 3

>>28237894
>[x] Other
Ride/guide the angel into nobuhiko

Nobuhiko is just chilling. The captain commander is currently missing.

As for getting back to hueco, there are ways though not through the garganta. You could try and find hollow rider to give everyone a ride assuming you can find him, or you could get nofunigamis to open gates to the real world and then from there go to hue co.

>>28238096
Eh, would take too long. Smashing the opponent would be quicker and safer. Probably.

Do, this>>28237935

>>28238096
Right then, where's the 4th Squad.

[X] MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIC.

>>28238096
Eh let's try luring him towards Nobuhiko first, and maybe suggest the virtues of evacuation with the shinigami.

>>28238123
I don't think lasers are gonna work.

Not without support.

>>28238096
[x] Get 4th Squad to evacuate them, lead him towards Nobu and co.

>>28238169
Combine ceros then, into one ungodly blasphemy that hates the very fabric of reality.

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at least the rampaging super being isn't in Hueco this time.

and Dom started it

>>28238193
I suggest trying Nobuhiko out for size, we can still shoot lasers at the angel whilst doing that though.

>>28238194
And now he's out of legs, so that kind of sucks to be him.

Maybe science types can do stuff to him to fix that.

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>incoming AE write up about the friendship super cero and how it does jack shit

pic related. Caim is unstoppable, just like true love

>>28237284
Implied smile

>>28238400
We can kill him.
probably

>>28238096

Seconding these:

>>28238182
>>28238125

I think we should get our friends out of the way first and see if 4th squad will help them evacuate. After they're taken care of, then we can see if we can lure the angel to Nobuhiko or somesuch.

>>28238435

If we can't kill an angel, then how can we kill Soul King Cthulhu?

>>28238455
They seem too dutiful to do something like that.

>>28238460
Maybe he's not as strong as an angel?

>>28238460

Angels seem to be very specific in when they can or cannot act. Kinda how like the Spectre in DC comics is easily one of the top 5 most powerful entities in existence, but his purview is extremely limited.

Not sure how fallen angels would work, though. Perhaps they don't go all-out because they'd attract too much attention from Heaven or other entities that would take offense at a fallen angel running amok.

>>28238565
Maybe that's what the bad weather is for?

The Heavenly Host is about to lay down a biblical smackdown?

>>28238602
That would be hilarious.

I will be dissapointed if SS is not a smoking wreck by the end of this.

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Pour out a little liquor. The doctor has left the building.

You think back on all your fights in the past, your previous encounters with beings which are super strong and you realize that only a cero can stop them! "Wait, why isn't nobuhiko doing something about this? Or, hell, the captain commander?" You ask. Oh, you mean nobuhiko who thinks he needs some magical pillars destroyed or some shit before he tries anything? Or the captain commander who was in the middle of an invasion when this happened? Knitting club, is my guess. Nobuhiko made a knit apple.

Considering your options you realize the only person who could maybe get the fire bird's attention is nobuhiko. Maybe. It's a more solid plan then 'Attack the giant fire bird' at any rate. You look up at the massive beast and note the smoke has stopped coming from his eye socket, and is eye seems to have grown back. So they regenerate too, that's cool. You wait until he is distracted by some nofunigami as Jager stumbles away, you note her eyes are cloudy and she seems to be bleeding out of one ear, likely a ruptured ear drum screwing with her sense of balance. You grab a nofunigami, the pirate wench as she looks around for the other half of her captain, her face strewn with mascara stains and her smile thin. "Got to put him back together." She explains to no one in particular. "He is supposed to have two halves. Not just one half, two halves." She mutters and you grab her.

Saucy Pirate wench! "Look at the character sheet" You mutter as way of a command. Manami "Manami. Hey! We need to get everyone out of here, like now!" You tell her as she looks blankly at you.

"I have to put him back together. He didn't have much meat on him. How does he weigh so much now? How come he weighs so much?" She asks and you grit your teeth and try to think happy thoughts, or at least thoughts which won't make you want to murder the girl.

>98
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Out of the shadows of destruction, as if she were taking a light stroll on a sunday afternoon, comes Natsuki. She regards you with a too calm gaze and you notice she doesn't even have a mark on her, as if this chaos and destruction had nothing to do with her. "Hello, Schrodinger." She offers as way of greeting as the large bird screams a pillar of fire from it's beak.

"Hello." You raise one hand as you continue shaking Manami with the other, multi-tasker you.

"You are attempting to persuade her to aide you in some way?" She asks, a sweet acrid smell nearly overwhelming your senses as you look at her.

"Yes, I am trying to get her to coordinate an evacuation. But she isn't listening, her captain died and now she has gone all sorts of crazy." You explain and Natsuki gives a small nod.

She touches Manami lightly on the chin and makes her face her. You see Manami about to say something, but Natsuki's eyes flash for a moment before she speaks. Her voice like the most beautiful men and women you ever met singing you a lullaby as they tear off your skin. "Manami. You are the acting captain now. You will coordinate an evacuation to the human world and take the arrancar here with you. Those willing to stay and fight can stay, but try to get the wounded out of here, and the arrancars to go back to Hueco Mundo."

Manami furrows her brow in confusion for a few seconds, her eyes darting left and right as if a thought suddenly came to her. She tosses the destroyed body of her captain to the ground before grabbing a nearby shinigami. "The hell are you doing? Get started evacuating! We need to get all the shinigami out of here and the arrancar back in Hueco Mundo!"
(2/4)

>>28238627
Bastidores is dead?

But we haven't gotten him that last Bount yet.

Caaaaaaaaaaim.

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"But soul society is-" He starts and Manami slugs him.

"If the shinigami are gone then there will be no soul society left! Move!" She commands and the shinigami nods before running off.

"We will get the people out of here with the hell butterflies. You think you have a way to take that thing down, then you take it!" Manami commands before flash stepping away.

You blink and turn to Natsuki but she is already gone, the sickeningly sweet scent you learned to associate with her already gone.

Letting the thought drift away from you for a few moments you look back towards the great phoenix and feel your furious anger well within you! The time for friendship speeches and dynamic moments of heartwarming implied homosexuality are for this moment! You focus on your ceros, letting them flare with light as you focus your go juice on them. The molten area burning around you takes on a violet light as your go juice spills out and envelops the area, washing over the damaged and the dead. You let it flow for just a second before taking it back within you, the highly concentrated go juice forming on your limbs.

You fire them off at once, the pure cero energy screaming towards the flaming bird as it rips through the district. It slams into the great beast and you feel a flicker of it's energy...

...Before it turns it's gaze solely back to you. You managed to distract it from the others, for now at least, and it seems to have just remembered it really, really doesn't like you.
(3/4)

>>28238672
But he made us the happy drugs....

There will be no mercy.

>>28238665
Another angel?

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Thinking quikcly you fire some balas towards it while sonidoing away straight towards nobuhiko, the rebel nofunigami at least someone you sort of want dead. You land on top of the hill where nobuhiko stands and somethign feels wrong. You look over the landscape and smack yourself in the head a few times before realizing what it is. The entire hill is covered in an inky residue. You look around and see hollow rider's bike smashed and torn against a tree sputtering helplessly as it tries to fix itself. Hollow rider himself has his limbs locked in the vice like holds of massive mouths jutting up from the darkness. In the far distance you see nobuhiko, surrounded by what look like shadowy figures whispering in his ears things you can't make out.

In the center of the inky mass is Sin-Fin. Standing released in her strange transformed state. She looks on sadly as nobuhiko pets a crystal and you see small lances of shadow shoot out of the darkness and into his spine, sliding under his skin and heading towards his head.

A fit of coughing to your right forces you to turn and see, laying on the ground and managing to keep the ink mostly at bay, is the captain commanger. Several small spikes broken off in his body while his sword rests at his feet stabbed into the ground. You are about to say something, or about to sneak up on sin-fin and touch her in wildly innappropriate ways, when she turns to face you, her eyes perhaps a shade more sad than normal.

"Hello, Risa Schrodinger." She offers. Fittingly, the sky crackles and rubles as small streaks of light break through the dark clouds overhead just as she says hello. Damn drama queen.

What do you do?
[]Ask the captain commander something
[]Ask Sin-Fin something
[]Attack!
[]Go for Nobuhiko
[]Ask Hollow Rider something
[]Other, please specify

Also 1d100 please. Best of first five
(4/4)

>>28238694
The mourning son had more than one agent in soul society.

Rolled 81

>>28238696
>Ask Sin-Fin something
"Why."

Rolled 24

>>28238696
[x]Ask Sin-Fin something
So, I take it this is the part where i curse your sudden yet inevitable betrayal? Or have i arrived at a bad time?

Rolled 22

>>28238696
[x]Other, please specify
Eat the apple.

>>28238696

"Hey! Dom picked a fight with an angel and it is now melting and cutting and burning stuff... Doc died so did some Caps but an evacuation is being organised... I thought that Mr 'I will transcend God' might want to prove his power, But I'll settle for the Horse-woman of the Apocolypse... Assuming you're up for that? If not then maybe I could throw him at it?"

Rolled 50

>>28238696
In addition to any talking
[x]Other, please specify
Monologue, id the apple ripe/ready/awakened/whatever the hell it's meant to be yet?

Rolled 75

>>28238696
>Ask Sin-Fin something
"Why."

>>28238696
[X]Ask Sin-Fin something
"It was good to know you."
Then attack

>>28238696
>[]Other, please specify
get the apple

Rolled 26

>>28238696
"Just a hollow, he said. Not a concern, he said."

"Lucifer, you are a lying ass and god damn you make things interesting."

>[x]Attack!

Well this was inevitable. If she is eve, then how did we think she was going to react if she ever found out or suspected we work for lucifer?

>>28238696
"So I kinda sorta lured a fallen angel over here. Care to explain this bullshit quickly?"

>>28238836
>>28238839
>>28238811
Do you guys even know what she's doing?

I'm pretty sure she's making sure that Nobuhiko reaches his full power.

Rolled 23

>>28238696
[]Ask Sin-Fin something
[]Ask the captain commander something
[]Ask Hollow Rider something
"The fuck is this? The fuck are you? The fuck is he? The fuck?"

Trust in mah short-fin
Faith in mah short-fin

>>28238836
>>28238811
>>28238787

Yeah, Lucifer's plan was to let Nobuhiko do whatever to the apple. Nobuhiko *thinks* that the apple will grant him untold power or whatever, but it will instead act as a key, opening the way to the Soul King.

Not sure if anything bad will happen to Nobuhiko during the process, however.

>>28238891
"The fuck is this? The fuck is that? The fuck are you? The fuck is he? The fuck is these? The fuck are they? The fuck?"

Needs more fucks given

>>28238868
I'm pretty sure she's making sure that Nobuhiko won't reach his full power.

>>28238923
Eh, that's what words are for.

And I don't see why we'd waste energy attacking her when she's about to have much bigger concerns.

>>28238696
>[x]Other, please specify
Monologue, id the apple ripe/ready/awakened/whatever the hell it's meant to be yet?
[x] >>28238781

Anything but asking about betrayals and other bad shit.

I seem to recall AE saying a while back that we were probably going to get depowered partially at some point.
My bet is that it's the apple that will cause this, if it's going to happen.

>>28239008
Will being depowered drive us...Sane?

>>28239018
Jaeger! Help me! I've just realised that I've never been to England in my life!

>>28239008
Yandere Jaeger takes advantage of our weakened state.
Nothing will ever threaten or hurt us again.

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>>28239056
whew

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"Why?" You offer simply looking at sin-fin.

"Why what?" She asks softly while inclining her head.

"This whole sudden, yet inevitable betrayal?" You prompt.

She glances around the hill, her dark eyes scanning for something. After a few moment in which her dress licks your toes in a way which you are not totally uncomfortable with she replies. "I do not understand." She explains as several more small needles of black ink shoot into Nobuhiko's back, his eyes getting a dewy, stupid look.

"That! That right there. You keep shooting evil dress things into him and you have weird shadow people whispering into his ears and- and-" You stammer before looking around. Finding nothing to be enraged about you continue "You licked my toes!" Ask her to do it again.

"You never said don't do that... to him." She mutters, her dour expression continuing, but her voice not quite as cold as it was before.

"Yes I did!" No, we didn't. "Oh. Well, then what are you doing?" You ask and she glances up as the lights before more and more, like a cracked roof about to break through.

"He was not inclined to listen to... me when I asked him to do... something. I am being persuasive." She explains before glancing over your shoulder. "That is a very big bird."

"Yeah, some things sort of happened. It was a whole deal. So why did you attack these folks then?" You ask and Sin-Fin nods.

"They got in my way."

"Well, that is certain a reason." You explain before you hear something high pitched and loud in your brain.

Sin-Fin seems to grow sad as the pain fires through you and you see several needles of black ink shoot into Nobuhiko, these less delicate and seemingly thrust with more emotion.
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>>28239056
This pleases me more than you can comprehend with your mortal mind

>>28239056
>>28239028
>>28239093

Or the fact that we actually always watched out for Jaeger means she'll do the same for us, especially when some parties call for our head for letting all this shit happen in our powerful and mad existence before we became less powerful and less insane.

...will we be upset by our own actions when we become sane...gaining back some of our human identity/memory beyond our Brazillian kickstastic martial arts?

Oh their god, what will our students think?

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As the sound fades you hear Nobuhiko start to laugh, a white froth forming at the corner of his mouth. Sin-Fin Blinks slowly before glancing back at him, his eyes wide. "Ah. He broke." She says simply as her spikes pull out of him. You think you see flecks of grey or pink on the tips of her needles as she slides them out from under his skin, where ever she put them, and then pull them back into herself.

Nobuhiko falls to his knees laughing, his eyes filled with a mad light as you point at him and glare at sin-fin. She glances at you, then to nobuhiko, then back to you again before looking down at her feet and you think you see her shift subtly for a few seconds. You continue pointing at Nobuhiko's laughing and convulsing form as Sin-Fin looks back up at you and nods. "Oops." She offers.

"Course, now what are we going to do you-" You start but nobuhiko stabs the crystal into his chest, a massive light flooding the area as at assimilates into him.

Oh, hey. He stabbed it into himself. Cool! Uh, hold on. Press slot B into svorkisgard 9? The fuck is a- God damn Ikea. Looks like we have to let it cook a little bit in him, that's cool. Hey, see if Sin-Fin is doing anything after this. Also ask her how many tongues she can make. I need to know for reasons.

You glance back at Caim and see he has shifting to his wings back to their original place. He is having a hard time getting to you, seemingly forcing himself to avoid the beams of light as they rain down on soul society giving you a little time yet.

You could get some allies here, or you could just run away.
[]Talk to sin-fin about something
[]Ask the captain commander something
[]Ask Hollow Ridah for help or something else
[]Poke Nobuhiko with a stick.
[]Run
[]Other, please specify
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>>28239158
"I owe you an apology Sin-Fin. You are truly a credit to the team."

Rolled 69

>>28239158
>[x]Poke Nobuhiko with a stick.
Best option of the quest

>>28239158
[x]Talk to sin-fin about something
So what did you want him to do for you? And i really should have had more conversations with you, you seem to know quite a bit about whats going on

>[x]Poke Nobuhiko with a stick.
Something to pass the time

>>28239158
"So... would bad things happen to that fallen angel over there if he happened to be hit by one of those beams of lights?"

>>28239158
>[x]Talk to sin-fin about something

"If I had a sex drive, we wouldn't be able to walk tomorrow. oh and any ideas on that fire bird gigante over yonder? Can he get so mad he can die from it? cuz that's the best I can do to it."

[x]Poke Nobuhiko with a stick.
can't pass this up

>>28239247

seconding

double seconding the stick poking

>>28239261
>If I had a sex drive, we wouldn't be able to walk tomorrow.
Yeah that... just about covers it.

>>28239261
I don't know, I think >>28239253 might have some value to it?

>>28239158
[x] Ask the Cap how to calm down the bird.

>>28239282

Risa and Sin Fin becoming masses of swirling darkness and chaos intertwined in ways that would drive mere mortals to the brink of insanity.

I'm sickened...but curious

>>28239335
Why would the Captain Commander know about angels?

>>28239158

"So... What's his deal?"
we never got Hollow Riders backstory....

>>28239358
He's probably not going to die here, there will be time for that later.

>>28239357
Highest man on the food chain in all of SS. He should have some knowledge of what's happening.

>>28239380

Sin-Fin will probably have a different version than the story he will tell us... one which is guaranteed to have Risa like a small child watching Kamen Rider....

Lets ask them what they think about Soul King

>>28239439
I really don't think this is the appropriate time?

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regardless of what happens from here on out.

RIP Bastidores Furiosus

our science and rap brother from another mother

>>28239510

I bet 10 souls that he has a clone of himself growing in a tank back in Las Noches with some tech to provide him an active memory link.

Or he has something settup like the Ocho Espada did in Canon.

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"Sin-Fin, if I had a sex drive neither of us would be able to walk tomorrow." You smile as the form of nobuhiko starts to crack, the power destroying him as it cooks.

Quesufre Sin-Fin blinks as you feel your mind twist slightly and you point at her. "I would ruin us both." You explain dramatically narrowing your eyes, but sin-fin just blinks once more. "Ruin." You add on just for effect.

"So," You start idly picking up a stick, deciding that stick was not a particularly good poking stick, then get another one which seems much nicer. You give the ground around the black ink that is sin-fin's power a few test pokes and decide that this stick shall be it, the stick of legend. You then sonido over to the partially lobotomized body of Nobuhiko. "What did you want him to do for you? I get the feeling we should have had more conversations. You seem to know a lot of what's going on."

"We do... talk sometimes." She explains before tapping her head with her finger. Aw, she made you her imaginary friend so she could talk to you more, that is adorable in ways I am not particularly comfortable exploring.

You reach out with the stick and poke a particularly robust fat roll on the middle aged rebel and giggle as it reverberates through his girth. You see the waves within and without, all swirling together in a massive wave of fat joy. It's hypnotic.

"So, that giant fuck you bird, know a way to put it down? Why is it avoiding the light cracks?" You ask and making Sin-Fin glace towards the bird.

"If the light touches... it will be seen." She not really explains.

"Hrm." You nod sagely as you poke him right in the man boob, his lewd hairy flesh making a rough sound as your stick gets a good poke in. "Right on the nipple." You note. You clear your throat and look back to the captain commander. "What about you, any idea on how to kill angels?" You ask. "Or does my friend here have to feed her dress?"
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"...Friend?" She asks confused, sad, and terrified all at the same time before glancing back at a shadow as it whispers to her.

"What are you talking about? Soul society is the only-" He starts and Sin-Fin's head snaps to face him.

She moves faster than you though she could, striding over the inky blackness in a graceful sort of way which somehow almost reminds you of a spider in it's elegance. She stares down at him as her eyes start to shine. "Lies. I smell... lies. She said friends. Do not lie to... friends." She mutters as she starts to draw a circle in the air with her finger tip, her cero energy trailing where she marks.

The captain commander is silent before spitting. "If this goes on then the soul king will get involved, and that would be bad. You need to get him out of here now. Let him get smacked down elsewhere." He commands.

"Here better than home" Sin-fin explains, not wanting to take the fallen angel out for some reason.

Looks like the angel will be here soon. What's the plan?
[]Run with Nobuhiko.
[]Stay and fight
[]Leave them to deal with it, you will be back for the apple later
[]Other, please specify
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>>28239527
Yes....Yes....or that was a clone

Can we do Gran Ray Cero ?

>>28239561
I will admit, I was wrong. It's sin Fin that's apparently Yandere.

>>28239561
[trololol] Fire a cero into the sky and let the clouds part so that the bird gets seen.

It's perfectly obvious that we need to summon the king right here, right now.

>>28239561
Need to wait for the apple to cook.

[x] Other
FENRIR YOU BASTARD, HAVE A FRIEND.

>>28239578
Yes, but pandora is stronger.

>>28239561
Ok, guys.
Are we continuing keikaku Lucifer?

Are we grabbing Nobuhiko and running?

Killing Caim?

Forcing him into the light so that MORE ANGELS show up to smack his shit and tear SS apart?

I don't even know what our goal is right now, much less how to go about doing any of the things I think we might be trying to do.

>>28239561

Weapons grade Cero the sky so more light comes down and exposes him?

>>28239561
Eat the Captain Commander. He's useless now.

I think we should try to make things go as fuckstack crazy as possible. Either make Caim get the light shined on him by luring him into it or by blowing holes in the sky over him.

>>28239655
Continue keikaku and stall for time, I believe.

>>28239662
Do you want to summon more angels or the Soul King?

>>28239655
Throw caim into fenrirs prison, fuck then both. This is what your plans get Loki!

Wait for Apple to cook. Eat apple.

>>28239677
>Eat the Captain Commander. He's useless now.
May as well.

>>28239688
Seconding this...

How do we throw Caim into Fenrir's prison?

Going with attacking the sky

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okay how about

1 wait for apple to finish
2 murder the clouds so soul king can kill Caim
3 GTFO with the crew
4 watch Police Squad with scrubs

>>28239706
Garganta isn't powerful enough to do that yet.

>>28239707
Sweet Jesus no!

>>28239678
Don't we want to kill the Soul King?

Like isn't that the goal of all this?

>>28239707
I have no idea if this is something we want to do or not, but I'm fairly sure it will make things happen.

>>28239706
Tell the captain commander or sinfin we have a prison in mind and tell them the location, get them to open it. The worst that happens is that fenrir gets loose in soul society. Which would be hilarious.

>>28239751
Hell no.

I know damn well what we need to do to solve our Fenrir problem once and for all, and now is not the time.

We just need 5 more SP and Hollow Rider.

>>28239743
How's our go juice looking?

Do you think that angels/Soul King might just slaughter Nobu before the pie finishes?

We need to stick to the plan.

>>28239751
Cap commander "What could be worse than a giant monster destroying the Soul society?"

Risa "That's easy! Two giant monsters!"

>>28239771
Are you telling me that you don't want to watch a caim fenrir death match?

>>28239780


We could have popcorn

Soul Popcorn

>>28239780
I'd rather kill Fenrir ourselves and feed him to Jager.

>>28239780
This is 5000x more stupid than letting Caim go full angel in the first place

>>28239784
Captain commander on tap?

>>28239802
Hm, there might be a reason Sin-Fin hasn't killed him yet?

>>28239800
Do you even unmitigated chaos?

>>28239813
Chaos kills Bastidores maybe.

Killed his car and his bitches at least.

Now who will science?

>>28239823
no one

that's who

>>28239823
The ghost of Christmas rap?

>>28239792

We can feed her the remains of Caim and Fenrir?

...we are an aggressive feeder...trying to plump Jaeger up with Go Juice until she's unhealthily full with Reitsu she can't really use.

Remember what she said about Cain.

We feed her this feast, she might pop.

You don't try to stuff of fatten up a muscle girl to make her more powerful, she isn't sumo.

You get her some weights and a high protein diet and get her to lift to work on her gains.

>>28239802

We get Jaeger to make a hollowed spike, and use it to drink spirit energy our of him like a big gulp.

Also, don't we have to worry about the other cat girl who thinks we're tasty back in Heuco Mundo?

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>>28239869

>>28239873
...She currently has 50 ???, we needed 100 sp points to get our second form.

It stands to reason that she needs about the same.

Stop saying things.

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You summon your cero energy as the bird flies towards you. You can hear the rage the beast has for you, how much hate and fury it has built up from this game of cat and mouse. That's why as it sees a chance to charge you with none of the light in the way it takes it. You wait, and wait, and wait till you get the perfect shot. Then you fire your weapons grade ceros at the sky, kicking them off. They soar into the clouds above and then explode, sending the clouds sprawling away and weakening the wall between dimensions. Enough for a crack to form and land right on Caim. It lets out a screech of indignation, but that's all it can do before the sky cracks.

You look up as the broken shards of reality fall through and see the single most beautiful thing you have ever seen. A whole host, spanning into infinity singing the most pure, beautiful sound you have every heard. You see Lion headed giants, great circles made of wings, a woman holding a scale, the eyes of the most loving mother you have ever seen gazing happily upon you, and behind it all, behind everything the single most grand thing you have ever encountered. You feel it, them, we, us pressing on your mind, forcing you to accept what it is that is not be will if in was He she I hisssssssssssssssssssssssss

The sound of static rings into your mind but you don't even notice it as you fall to your knees, nothing before the circles which look down on everything. You don't notice Sin-Fin Wrapping her arms around you and shaking you, trying to break you out of your reprieve. How could you have known? How could you have possibly never known that it was just so beautiful. You are unsure when you started crying, but you are pretty sure it is the only proper response as a whole stream of the monstrous things, the impossibly perfect and beautiful beings with burning swords, gleaming armor, and perfectly divine movements of creatures you could never hope to grasp.
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You are vaguely aware of Caim screaming in hate as it swings his blades, the broken shell of what was once also so perfect now turned into something impure to try to become more. How could it? How could it not see that even if it would gain more power from feeding on sin, it could never become as beautiful as it once was. You are openly sobbing now, but it doesn't matter. Sin-Fin is saying something but she doesn't matter. She lost her chance. She deserved it. You see one of the perfect beings stand in front of you, it's massive blade raised ready to strike. Sin-Fin does something. The field goes black, you see a false parody of the being throw the creature off and speak something in a language you know everyone once knew.

Why is it so- "-hear me?" You hear Sin-Fin speak to you again, her voice tired, hoarse, and displaying more emotion than you thought she could.

"We-" Why would anyone deny it? "-the angels-" If only they could know. "-Please, don't leave me alone again-" She deserves to be alone. Anyone who would say no to

"Cheesebahgah" She states excitedly and you dimly turn to her furrowing your brows. That's important. Really important but why can't we- We? Who are we? Just them and-

She looks you in the eyes, like a doctor might then nods. "If you would like, you may touch my posterior" She explains, her voice- Your mind snaps, madness once more finding root within you.
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Your nose bleeds rivers as you blink. You rub at your face and find blood, snot, tears, and countless other less savory bodily functions. You see Sin-Fin seems to be back in her normal form, unreleased, with a sword wrapped in black strips of ribbon. You shake your head and consider glancing back up, you hear the trumpets so pure, but Sin-Fin holds onto your face and makes you look at her. "Do not look at it. Do not listen to it." She commands and you glance back.

You see points of impossibly pure light, and the corpse of the great bird. You blink uncertain as to what happened, spots partially filling your vision. "What, are we safe?" You ask.

"No, the pressure weakened due to your instability as well as the soul king waking. his gaze is turning to soul society, and it acts as a counter to the host's own influence." She explains looking at Nobuhiko and frowning deeply. "We must go." She states.

"Wait, the apple. Monologue is it done?" You ask. I don't know. Maybe. Need sleep. Can't. The static comes back and you realize you know the words, but are uncertain as to if it is ready.

?
[]Follow sin-fin out. Shit is too hot.
[]Say the words, pull the apple
[]Tell her to wait. Wait for as long as you can then pull the apple
[]Other, please specify
(3/3)

>>28240100
wait as long as we can then pull the apple

then again, I'd rather have something undercooked than burnt, but I'm not worried about disease...

definitely don't leave without it

>>28240100
"Should we drag chuckles here along with us?"

>>28240100
[x]Tell her to wait. Wait for as long as you can then pull the apple

every second we can milk

>>28240100
I'd say she's earned our trust and then some, if we can't take Nobuhiko with us, then say the words right before we leave.

>>28240100
>Take Nobu and the Captain Commander with us.

>>28240135
>>28240123
I don't know, if she talks I'm pretty sure it's a good idea that we listen.

>>28240147
Let's just eat him now.

While he was a pretty cool dude, he's way too hardcore traditional to side with us.

Maybe apologize and say we actually thought he was pretty neat before we do it.

>>28240100
[x]Other, please specify
Eat Giant Bird corpse

>>28240100
Grab captain commander, pull the apple, and abandon SS.

Listen to Sin-fin, she seems to be actively trying to keep us alive after all.

>>28240174
oh, I like this

Let's jack the apple now and spend our extra time eating him

ignore>>28240123

>>28240174
I agree. Bring Nobu, eat CC.

>>28240191
Is Hollow Rider our ride out?

>>28240196
Well ask if we can bring Nobuhiko first.

>>28240178
While that would be delicious I really don't think there's time for that.

No one wanted to eat our temporarl duplicate cat girl who wants us dead, now everyone wants to eat the CC who is still useful in the face of all this madness?

eh, can't complain. We are insane

>>28240203
Shit! Grab hollow rider! Fuck the cc. Eat the apple, abandon ship.

>>28240219
I wanted to eat her, but then we killed Death Faggot and she became the new expository character THAT WE NEVER TALKED TO AGAIN TO OBTAIN EXPOSITION.

>>28240219
Did we actually establish that she was our time clone?

>>28240219
Wait how is he still useful?

The only reason I want to eat him is because I didn't see how he would be.

Like I'm pretty sure he's not going to betray the Soul King.

>>28240236
Well, she did escape the capture lineup...somehow...rapesloth maybe?

>>28240250
We only suspect. We know we have one, she cut up Quincy Mom instead of using permanent marker on her face.

>>28240252
Or perhaps it's more a case that he knows the truth and so fights to keep the soul King contained and sated. Lest he turn his hungry gaze upon the world.

>>28240100
Eat apple, take everyone with us. Thank sin-fin

>>28240275
Well I guess we could just quickly ask him what his position on the Soul King is, and he lives or dies based on that answer.

This whole thing makes me question stuff.

Soul King is still on the Shit List. His afterlife is awful and he's a dbag.

But what about Lucifer? We know he's a lying prick and we just went with his keikaku because lelkillsoulkingandbreakshit.

Is Lucifer on the Shit List now as well?

>>28240308
This wasn't part of his plan, Fuego just was enough of a shithead to ruin everything.

>>28240308
He's on mine if nothing else. Tbh, I think he expects betrayal, he is just milking us for all we are worth before we finally snap.

>>28240308
I'd be somewhat shocked if he even knew the host of heaven was going to show up when we left.

But then Great Me picked a fight with an angel and I guess it all went straight to hell. No more keikaku.

>>28240390
>picked a fight with an angel and I guess it all went straight to hell

gee, I wonder why

>>28240325
I know it wasn't part of the plan, but that doesn't stop this situation from being complete assballs.

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"Can't we take him with us?" You ask wobbling unsteadily and then throwing an arm over Sin-Fin, using her to prop you up.

"I do not believe I can secure transport with it in him, no." She answers holding you up despite just being a short-fin.

"Why did you call me short-fin?" She asks.

"Monologue is sleeping after getting brain fucked by god. Looks like I am in charge of narration for now." You explain while frowning.

You need that apple, no matter what happens if you leave here without it you will have just caused chaos for chaos' sake and, actually that sounds terribly fun. You nod in agreement at that idea and momentarily think about going to make a go for the giant bird corpse, because think of the power-

"It is currently surrounded by several angels finishing the purification process further in the district. We are not going there." Sin-Fin explains.

You glance back towards where the captain commander was but find him missing, likely to have escaped when Sin-Fin cut her power which was holding him. You see Hollow Rider laying on the ground, breathing heavily as he takes a knee and uses his fist as a support. You look towards Nobuhiko and sigh. "Look, I can't just leave him. We need the apple or else people will have died for nothing or something. No idea why that matters, but it probably does."

"I see." She answers and continues to hold onto you and keep you upright as you watch Nobhiko twitch and turn.
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You wait, the second ticking into minutes. You take several deep breathes as you try to steady yourself and are about to comment about how the soul king doesn't seem to be coming when you feel the shift in the air. The formerly pure choir which was singing gets swallowed up by the sound of flesh and sickness. You look into the sky and see a massive eye form and stare down at you, at every you. Massive fleshy tendrils the color of fear and pleasure crawl over the surface of the sky as a great mouth, filled with razor like teeth the color of a dolphin's dreams when they turn into nightmares opens wide. A sickening miasma falls over the soul society and you can feel the angels turn their attentions towards the great flesh like being of dark matter awakening and turning it's waking dreams to here.

You wait till it's close. You wait till you can feel the choir singing again as a great being forces its way through the madness. You wait till Sin-Fin starts looking scared. Then you say the magic words.

You feel your brain burn as the knowledge of those words are burned from your memory, destroying the very idea of those things existing. The apple flies from the body towards you, and you catch it. Then the pain starts. Your bodies go juice spews out to compensate for the energy you used, while your flesh explodes into ribbons of sinew and bone which hastily stitches itself back together. You feel your brain melt as your eyes bleed your life stuff onto your shirt, ruining another perfectly good T I might add, then you slump forward into darkness.

Damage:Critical
Go juice:None

Your eyes flutter open as you are dragged through a forest, several flowers at your feet. Sin-Fin is muttering "She promised. She lied. She promised. She died. She died. She said she wouldn't when we were not talking. Don't want to be alone. Don't want to be alone." She continues and she may be crying. Or maybe you are crying. Honestly you have no idea anymore, but some one is crying.
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Sin-Fin tries to force something open but she can't. She doesn't have enough power anymore. Instead she falls to her knees in the field and looks around emptily. You are vaguely aware of her placing your head on her lap and stroking your head as the massive monster of dark matter, the impossible gravitational being which both is and isn't grows and the angels bring more of the fight to the beast. They are getting closer now. So close.

You hear her talk about things. Secret things you can't remember. Special things she held onto when the worst of the worst was happening. She speaks and you listen, only partially there, your body creating a small puddle of scarlet in the field of wildflowers. She finally runs out of things to say as the angels get closer and she covers your head with her body, shielding you from looking at the too perfect things. She starts to sing and you close your eyes.

The next few things happen fast. Sin-Fin shoots up. A woman screams for her to follow. Sin-Fin drags you into a soul reaper gate. A woman with a spear throws a strange gem at the approaching light. You arrive in the human world and fall into a garganta, the strange energies of the in between place tickling your open wounds as you look down and think you see hell laughing at you. Eat a dick, cock meat. No, wait, you yelled that at some point, you just can't remember at who, what, when, or why but they probably deserved it. The first sunrise over a dead world. A disgustingly perfect voice trying to be the grand thing. Blackness. An insinuation of their mother's impropriety.

You open your eyes. The tingle of ambient go juice in hueco mundo filling your with enough power to start your systems back up, if just barely. You are in a room filled with nice things, probably one of Jager's then, and you are wrapped head to toe in bandages, soaked through with crimson. You blink as you look around and, by the clock on the wall, you have no idea what day it is.
(3/4?)

>>28240514
>"How I Ruined Everything Forever"
>An autobiography by Risa Schrodinger

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"Good to have you back." You note as you throw off the blankets, then press a hand to your side as a shooting pain lances through you. Not 100%, but here we are.

You are in Los Noches. You seem to be alone, and you seem to still be Risa Schrodinger. You can not smell anyone, but you think it's because all your hollowness is focused on getting you better right now. You do not have the apple.

What do you want to do?
[]Wander to Sin-Fin's Tower
[]Find Lucifer
[]Go to the throne room
[]Check on the lab
[]Find the scrubs
[]Caede and Fuego?
[]Other, please specify
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>>28240581
Hey, it wasn't completely on us this time.

>>28240583
>Wander to sin fins tower.
After all that, I think she gets first visit.

>>28240583
While I would really like to thank Sin-Fin, I don't think we're up for reaching her tower right now.

Maybe go to the base of a stairwell and kind of carve a note into one of the floors or walls?

>>28240583
Jaeger, then Sin-Fin, then Lucy

>>28240583

>Go to the throne room.
>How do we feel?

>>28240589
We are the root of the issue. Sure, this particular fuckup was caused by Dominic, but we sort of didn't even try to stop it.

>>28240583
>[]Go to the throne room
look for Jager bombs

>[]Check on the lab
it was a clone that died, not dear sweet bastidores. he'll be right there, rhyming about hollow bitches with fatt butts and copious amounts of currency........right?


wanna talk to them all really

>>28240583
Find something we can drain then find Lucifer

>>28240583
Jaegeerrrrrrrr

Then Sin-Fin

>>28240621
We never caught that fifth Bount.

>>28240583
>Jaeger
Then
>Sin-Fin
We really need to get her some more shortbread.

>>28240583
[x] Sin-Fin.

We should talk more.

>>28240583
[x] "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU - actually that was kinda cool."

And then fall over. See if anyone comes in.

If Sin-Fin comes in "I didn't die. I didn't lie."
If it's Jager, "I think this tops that time the shinigami blamed you for my shit back in the 80s"

>>28240620
Well honestly how are we supposed to talk down something that was thousands of years old and never human?

>>28240666
>back in the 80s

fuck we're old

>>28240666
I like the two comments at the end. In fact, these should be our entrances regardless.

>>28240690

We were reminded of that by Monologue last thread...we gotta be in our 40's now...if we were still alive.

I wonder if anyone we knew when we were still alive have become respectable adults...with looming pensions, vacation time, suits, and families.

We should fuck with them.

>>28240583
lab maybe the pointy things for the kids go

Is OP still here?

>>28240882
he's just loading up his IV with more Vodka

he'll be back

>>28240882
He is probably writing a long 4 parter with heavy scenery porn of our injured march to the throne room and the scene we find therein.

It will no doubt be Jeager bombs angrily defending us to those in her court who think we fucked up big and now that the grinning madness is weak, now is the time to strike before she starts fucking more shit up.

Then she spears whoever said that through the face.

>>28240910
that last part sounds a tad lewd

Woah, that shit got crazy real fast.

>>28240960

Its the everything burns ending we always wanted...and now we have to deal with the consequences.

>>28240910
more likely he finished his drink and had to go make another and got distracted

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Jager first. Of course you think that finding and talking to sin-fin about the emotional heart to heart you had, and perhaps even blossoming of romance? "No, I don't think that's a thing which has happened even a little." Oh come on! She said we could touch her posterior! She said cheesbahgah! That means we are married by my people. "Who the hell are your people?" You ask limping towards the door. The Irish. "Bloody figures." You grumble as you make your way out of the room.

Damage: Extreme
Go juice: Under repair

"That's an odd status screen to get." You note. Stop breaking the fourth wall, that's my stomping ground.

You shrug as you wobble and teeter through the castle. The construction still isn't finished. Patches of rubble and slain stairs mar your path, and you realize for a moment how impossibly inconvenient everything is without being able to just jump over everything or sonido to where you want to go, or, like, laser sled. Yeah, laser sleds are cool.

You eventually make your way into the throne room and push open the door, straining and sweating as your body screams in protest. The door doesn't move so you instead walk through one of the countless holes in the wall and step in. You see Jager, sitting on a mostly broken throne she shoots her head up when you step in and you give her a lazy wave.

"Yo, jager-bombs. Guess this tops that time back in the 80s when you got blamed for all my shit." You say. Fuck we are getting old.

Jager leaps out of her chair and rushes towards you. You notice she seems to space her feet a bit wider than normal and wobbles a bit as if her sense of balance is off, but she leans down and picks you up and puts you in a giant hug so her face is in your chest. "Stupid. Thought you dead. Stupid Risa. We didn't hear anything then you just come back ripped to pieces. Stupid Risa." You feel a growing warm spot on your bandages as she mutters and you bend your elbow to pat her arm.
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>>28240910
I don't really think anyone can directly blame this on us, since we didn't really do much but stand around to make this happen.

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"Well, there there. I don't seem to be healing too well so, guh I'm dieing." You state before going limp. "Guh, I died."

Jager doesn't seem to listen as she falls to the ground, still holding onto you. You are momentarily reminded of a big dog who still thinks they are a puppy when they want to be carried. Eventually the warmth on your chest stops growing and Jager gets up. She leans back and wipes at her face before sitting back a foot or so away from where you lay. "Oh, sorry." She mutters scratching her head.

"It's fine. Mummy Risa is a forgiving sort. So what happened, how long was I out?" You ask and Jager blinks.

"About a week?" She offers and you are suitably surprised.

"A week? What happened? Is the world broken?" You ask nearly getting up, then thinking better of it. Christ that girl's got some muscle.

"No, the moon came back though. Sin-Fin's been acting odd, trying to help out in her own way around the palace but I don't think she really gets how that is supposed to work so she ends up making a bigger mess most of the time. The shinigami have been visiting a few times, seems they can get here now, and they are all hold up in the human world. Looks like they can't get back to soul society for some reason.

Probably the angels. Or Lucifer. Or hell, god maybe? Could be anything. You nod in understanding as the cat clock ticks on the wall, counting down the moments till you die, you old biddy.

"So, what happened after we got thrown out of soul society?" Jager asks.

Should we lie? I think we should lie. No matter how ample her bosom, they are not ready for our secrets. "You are on one today, aren't you?" I have a whole week of lewd thoughts to make up for. Some of us work for a living.
[]Tell her everything
[]Lie
[]Avoid the question
[]Other, please specify
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>>28240996
>[x]Tell her everything

if we can't trust Jager, we can't trust anybody.

>>28240996
Tell her everything. It's been a long time coming.

>>28240996
tell her everything, eventually, if we let it all out right now it will be mostly a "why the fuck didn't you tell us this before hand" reaction

Say what we need to

>>28240996
"Well you know that giant angry bird thing? The rest of its... race I guess? Found it and were very unhappy to see it. Turns out that thing wasn't very high on the totem pole, which should tell you about how strong the other things were.

And as a response to them showing up and voicing their displeasure, the Soul King showed up to tell them to get off his lawn. Only he's not some douchey guy with a robe and crown, more a gargantuan betentacled abomination.

Also I think Nobuhiko is dead or something?"

>>28241071
I now will see this soul king as a racist old southern man

>>28241024
>>28241035
>>28241038
Eh, we can tell her most of what happened, like a bunch of angels showed up to kill Caim, and that made the Soul King himself show up to chase them off, also something with Nobuhiko?

With the Lucifer stuff, I want to check if he ever gave us a reason to keep him a secret, or if we just assumed we were supposed to.

>>28240996
>Tell her everything.
"I made it all burn...and I didn't have to do anything. It just happened...and then the angels came...in that moment it was everything I ever wanted...and it wasn't...it wasn't funny. It wasn't funny, Jaeger...well...Nobuhiko dying was funny. I poked him with a stick...he jiggled...but everything else....it wasn't funny anymore"

>>28241038
Maybe we should just say something like "You know how I'm dangerously impulsive and have a short attention span? Would it honestly surprise you if it turned out someone was giving me pointers so I don't just dick around aimlessly? Or at least spend some time not dicking around aimlessly?

>>28240996

"To cut a long story short, The Worlds are Fucked, and Dominic started a fight with a 'Fallen Angel'... then It went berserk and turned into the fire-bird, which made the Christian God send his 'Heavenly Host' down to 'Maim, Kill, Burn' all the heretics... Then I used some kind of Dark Magic to retrieve the Apple of Eden from the broken Nobuh... then it shredded me to pieces like the wrapping paper on a small child's present at Christmas..."

>>28241111
I quite like this.

>>28241111

"Do you remember, Jaeger, it was in this room...right here...I promised I would make it all burn. You asked why not kill me right now and I laughed...oh how I laughed...I think I left a hot plate on back at the shrine on earth...I never even used it to cook...why would I leave it on....remember when we killed the old king....I made good on that promise....I made good"

>>28241111
>>28241147
These two have my vote

>>28241147
>>28241137
>>28241111
not how you use ellipses

"I made it all burn," you say, "and I didn't have to do anything. It just happened," you look away for a moment, "and then the angels came," you look back at her. "In that moment it was everything I ever wanted, and it wasn't. It wasn't funny." You shake your head. "It wasn't funny Jaeger."

"Well, Nobuhiko dying was funny. I poked him with a stick and he jiggled, but everything else, it wasn't funny anymore."

Also, when we go and find Sin-fin, have Jaeger help us, as the stairs of her tower will probably finish us off

>>28240996
"I went too far, and then I screwed up the punchline."

>>28241111
>>28241147
That is way too fucking dramatic.

The only thing that burned is one pocket dimension.

Soul King probably isn't dead and by the time we come back, the whole place will be fixed up.

Melodrama doesn't suit us ever.

EVER.

>>28241209
we could get 42 to get her for us

>>28241111
Fucking fuck no.

This is the worst shit I've ever read.

And I don't know, the angels vs Soul King looked metal as fuck.

>>28241225

its only dramatic if we aren't smiling through the whole thing

>>28241216
We didn't fucking do anything.

We just didn't assume that Fuego had what it takes to make an angel completely flip his shit.

Why would we be so gloomy?

So... I kind of accidently the whole thing, if you didn't notice. I pissed off a bunch of spooky ghosts and doped up on apple flavored go juice while that whole thing kind of happened, but we're all in one or more pieces so it's all good. Same as always really.

>>28241132
>>28241137
These two

>>28241279
We did screw up the punchline though.

Host of heaven appearing and ruining the keikaku and all.

>>28241370
We have no idea what the keikaku was.

I mean I really have no idea how he expected us to kill the Soul King.

I'd like to say that the latter half of this thread has been pretty strong. Bravo, Azure. You still got it. Or it was only very briefly lost. Or something.

Kudos.

>>28241132 This is the closest an explanation we should give as to Lucifer, at least for right now, and >>28241071 covers mostly everything else?

>>28240996
"I ATE THE APPLE, JAGER. I ATE IT ALL UP."

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"Dominic fought Caim, and then Caim went angel mode. Then he sort of kicked everyone's ass, so I lured it away towards nobuhiko. Nobuhiko sort of, er, broke. Then I poked him in the nipple with a stick; he jiggled." You laugh at the memory.

"Yeah, I remember the angel part. That's when we started getting out of soul society. I tried to stay back and help you but some one hit me and threw me into the portal." Jager growls, pissed she got dragged away from helping you even if she was half dead at the time. "Swear if I find out whoever pulled me away from you I'll nail them to the castle wall still alive and drain them slowly."

Jagerdere, moe kawaii onii-chan. You punch yourself in the temple, hard. You fall over and shake your head. "That was a warning monologue. Swear to god who we learned is a thing." You start as if just remembering something. "Yeah, god's a thing. See, Caim was a fallen angel, and the regular angels were pretty pissed he was mucking about so they sort of fell and kicked the shit out of him till he died from it. Then the soul king showed up and was all 'Get off my lawn, fuckin pakis.' and I was all 'Oi, you racist cunt. Mind yer mouth. You kiss yer mum wif that mouth? Cuz I would. I did. I boned yer mum and yer da over the kitchen table.' Course the king was actually a giant quantum dark matter flesh monster. Anyway, nobuhiko died at some point probably, then the angels started charging the soul king. Fucking hell if I know what happened after that, but Sin-Fin pulled me out."

"And, what happened exactly? I tried asking Sin-Fin but I-" She starts but you interrupt.
(1/2)

>>28241497
>She starts but you interrupt.
>(1/2)

monologue you cheeky cunt

Interrupting Jaeger with the character limit

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>>28241497
>Angels are Pakis

>>28241564
so we need to ally with the CIA and India... Pakistan's molecular opposites

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"Panicked and put adorably silly hats on her?"

"No, just find it hard dealing with her." She answers a small smile on her face.

"Well, I can't remember too much. I was sort of only halfway there. I think I may have cussed out hell on the way here." You continue.

Jager stares at you hard for a few moments and then sighs happily. "Well, alright then. You just rest up. Did you not like the room we had you in? You can use mine if you want. Oh, and I made sure your kids went to school though that blonde girl kept staring at me. No idea why."

"Well, you know those kids." You shrug and Jager nods.

"Say, can I ask you something?" You nod and Jager continues. "What were you doing there anyway? I mean, what was the point of all that?"

"Oh, ha, funny story. You know how I have a terribly short attention span? Well, would it surprise you to know that I have had someone sort of giving me points on how to much about properly? Really, it has been a big help so as to not spend twenty days just touching randomly colored lights." You nod happily and Jager furrows her brow.

"Oh, so you are working with someone else? Okay, who?" She prompts making you shrug.

"Lucifer Morningstar. The Adversary. The Old Serpent." You answer and Jager's mouth goes wide.

"The devil? You are working for- the devil isn't real Risa. I mean, he shouldn't be real but; oh god." She pauses. "Has he hurt you? Did he do anything to you? Risa, he is the devil!" She explains

Should we keep this conversation up?
[]"He isn't that bad a guy"
[]"I plan on killing him before he kills me."
[]Tell her something else
Then
[]Ask Jager to take you to see Sin-Fin. Fucking stairs
[]Go see someone else
[]Other, please specify
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>>28241589
>[]"He isn't that bad a guy"

But if he is a cunt, then: >[]"I plan on killing him before he kills me."

>>28241589
"Nahhh. He made some statues cry blood once but other than that we kinda just talk about stuff and watch the gillian be tall. He's pretty swell being for the prince of darkness."

>>28241589
>[x]Tell her something else
kinda still feeling him out atm tbqh

>[x]Ask Jager to take you to see Sin-Fin. Fucking stairs
time she learns how to talk to Ol' Sinny Fin Fin

>>28241589
>Tell her something else
Nah that was Loki
And
>Ask Jager to take you to see Sin-Fin. Fucking stairs

>>28241589
>[]Other, please specify
"Oh no he didn't do anything to me. Just pointed at some cool things and said to go break them or trick them or stuff. Loki's the dickass. Did surgery to my brainparts like a sneaky alien."

dramatic pause

"UFOs, Jager. Xhe probed me. I don't know how pronounce xhe, but that part's also important. It's a circus down there."

>>28241634
am I the only one who can see lucifer doing lewd things to the tall fellows?

>>28241589
Time to be serious
"When the angels came to destroy Caim, I saw paradise Jager. I saw the heavenly host in all their glory, singing hallelujah and praising the one most high. I felt the light of the lord flow through me, and cleansed of all my sins.

It was by far the worst thing to EVER happen to me. I'm not joking Jager, I'm pretty sure I mostly repressed the worst of it, but what I remember is a nightmare.

In contrast, Lucifer has just generally told me to go places and be myself."

>>28241712
I mean it's true that just because the angels suck doesn't mean Lucifer doesn't, but we should try and convey just how terrible they were to behold.

>>28241784
Plus where has she been for the 20th century? I'm pretty sure the whole "Devil not that bad a guy" thing has happened a lot.

Maybe we should by Shin Megami Tensei?

>>28241784
Pointing out that one of them was totally going to kill us when we were all enraptured or whatever might be a good start.

Fuego's dead, isn't he?

I'm not even mad at him. He managed to fuck things up more gloriously than Risa ever has. It was beautiful. Like the world's most majestic trainwreck.

He carved his Greatness all over shinigamiland.

>>28241712
>Cleansed us of sin? We should make use of that clear slate and sin some more. Like drink to the wack doctor's memory

>>28241589
>we actually are spilling stuffs to jagerbombs about the entire mess we've been planning
god damn it guys i leave you alone for 1 thread and you fuck it all over.
what the hell guys?

>>28241870
Only one confirmed is the doctor

>>28241589

Fernir was a bastard who tried to eat me.
Loki was a bastard who tried to feed me to his dog of an illegitimate son.
Cain was a bastard who tried using the moon to kill us all.
Caim was a bastard who turned into a giant fire bird to kill us all.
God was a bastard who tried to destroy all the things that I hold dear...and us all...
Soul King was a bastard who tried to kill us all...
Lucy asked if I wanted a job, in exchange I got ideas on what to play with and how to make things interesting!
See, had I not met Lucy, I probably wouldn't have met you again... He pointed out that the current king was a dick and we should totally kick his ass...
He got me into SS the first time where I got to exact revenge on a nofunigami for something he did in a universe that has been erased from all existence except the one in my mind...
If God tries to kill me for being me, then Fuck Yeah I'm gonna take a deal with the devil... Not like I was going up when I died anyway.... may as well get to know the management before I become a resident...