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And today we begin the VMQ side chapters! Who's ready for yet another wild ride?

Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Valkyrian%20Mercs%20Quest
Twitter: https://twitter.com/MercCommand

Don't know what Valkyria Chronicles is? Check it out here! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valkyria_Chronicles or http://valkyria.wikia.com/wiki/Valkyria_Wiki

First off, let's see which little adventure you want to go on!

>Meeting (and surviving) the in-laws
>Good old fashioned spelunking!
>TAAAAAAANKS
>Blue Flag exercises
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>>28220556
>Meeting (and surviving) the in-laws
This.
Is going.
To be.
GOOD.
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>>28220556
>Meeting (and surviving) the in-laws
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>>28220556
>Meeting (and surviving) the in-laws
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>>28220556
>>TAAAAAAANKS
muh tanks
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>>28220556

Wait.

Why aren't there any EXPLOOOOOSIONS?

A date between Edwin and Sparky would be absolutely hilarious...
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HAHAHAHA I STRIKE AGAIN!

http://pastebin.com/wfSh3eYi
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>>28220649
I just flicked through, you are very lewd.
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>>28220556
>TAAAAAAANKS
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>>28220556
>TAAAAAAANKS

with singing Russian schoolgirls please
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>>28220556
>TAAAAAAANKS
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>>28220556
>>Meeting (and surviving) the in-laws

So...Meet the Fockers only with more hilarity? I can get behind that.
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>>28220556
>Meeting (and surviving) the in-laws
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>>28220888
Seems like we're aiming for a tie here.
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Make sure he doesn't find out about the kiss if you want to live.
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>>28220556
>TAAAAAAANKS
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>>28220947
Ya know someone will say it in passing while he is around.
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>>28220556
>Meeting (and surviving) the in-laws
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>>28220556
>TAAAAAAANKS
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>>28220556
>>Meeting (and surviving) the in-laws
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>>28220947
Might not be Lucas meeting Jager. I mean, he and Falynn aren't married yet. I personally think it might be Alek and Elsa visiting her parents.
If it is, I will accuse MC of hacking my computer, because I actually wrote a bit of that before I put it aside.
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>>28220556
>>Meeting (and surviving) the in-laws
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>>28220556
>Meeting (and surviving) the in-laws

Okay, vote is locked. Writan.
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>>28220556
>>TAAAAAAANKS
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>>28220649
Yay lewd.
Reads lewd
Finds out who is doing the lewd.
Is disappointed
Leaves the lewd...
Eventually comes back to finish the lewd
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>>28221054
I really hope so, I'm not really looking forward for over protective Jaeger
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>>28221171
We can take it!
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>>28221071
You are LUCAS WILLIAMS, and after spending months in the hot and humid jungles of Erusea, you're finally headed home!

However, normally, you'd feel very anxious and excited to get back, but today, you just feel nervous and just a bit scared. You're not quite sure why. You spend the whole flight back to Gallia in this state of unease, trying to figure out what was causing it. Nobody could really seem to figure it out, except for Bragg, who would just give you this really smug grin and tell you that you'd "find out soon enough."

Weird guy.

However, the moment your Skyranger touches down on the tarmac of Castle Stumfuhrer's airfield, you suddenly realize what Bragg was talking about and gulp. Out there, on the tarmac waiting for your arrival, is Jager Sturmfuhrer himself, with a big, glowing expression on his face.

"Um, Falynn, why is your dad here?" You ask nervously, tapping your girlfriend on the shoulder and pointing out the window.

"Huh? Oh, he's probably just out here to personally greet us!" Falynn nods happily. "We haven't seem in forever!"

"Ummmm, I think that's not the only reason he's here." You sigh.

"Huh?" And the then the realization suddenly dawns on her. "Oh... OH. Yeah, that might be a problem. Well, me and Char can always help you out!"

>Yeah, that's a good idea.
>No, I have to face him like a man.
>Other
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>>28221210

>>No, I have to face him like a man.

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiit

COURAGE, LUCAS WILLIAMS
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>>28221210
>No, I have to face him like a man.
>Other
>Preemptive Falcon Punch
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>>8221210
>No, I have to face him like a man.
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>>28221210
>Other
"Tell him I died. Oh god I have to hide."
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>>28221210
>No, I have to face him like a man.
HAHA OUTTA THE FIRE INTO THE PUNCH!
>except for Bragg, who would just give you this really smug grin and tell you that you'd "find out soon enough."
Bragg has the popcorn out, doesn't he?
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>>28221210
>No, I have to face him like a man.

Look, he's going to face us down eventually.
I vote we confront it, and see if he punches us. If we can sense his fist of JAGER FURY imminent, let's see if we can do a cross counter
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>>28221210
>>No, I have to face him like a man.

Walk straight up to the man and shake his big, meaty hand!
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>>28221197
>>28221210
I now feel sad for many reasons.
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Anyways gotta get dinner so posting will be delayed a bit.
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>>28221210
>>No, I have to face him like a man.
Give Falynn a verbal will right now, just in case.
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>>28221210
>>No, I have to face him like a man.
Jager respects courage.
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Also, I finished a writing project:

The Snow Fairy 2: http://pastebin.com/9wPVagHk

Also, a crackpot theory from a drunken dream:

Questers, I believe I have received an epiphany (You may disregard the following as crackpot theory). I have come to realize that Lucas was not the Main Character of VMQ2 (though I am not denying his importance to the story), he was more of a Major Character that the narrative was focused on. In my opinion, the real Main Character was Morgan.

1. Morgan's backstory has her being involved with the antagonists and the V3-V5 projects. Giving her more of a personal reason to fight because the situation became personal after Steiner became involved.
2. Character Development: Starting the quest running away, hiding, and pretending to be a boy, to finally accepting herself for who she is. Mostly due to interactions with Lucas and the squad. So IMO, she had the most development throughout the quest, right up there with Falynn.
3. She essentially killed two of the three major antagonists in the quest, or at least finished one off.
4. The way the battle on the Leviathan ended. It ends with her kissing Simo on the lips for the first time, with full approval from the squad. May be cliche, but still a good way to end things on a good note.
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>>28221578
It was really too bad we didn't do a Morgan POV before the end.

It would have been interesting to get into her head before the climax

But oh well.
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>>28221724
So due to the fact that Morgan's mother probably won't even recognize her, I think this is a perfect opportunity to ask her how she feels about "Alisa" from a third party perspective with as little bias as possible. Depending on the answer we get, Morgan begins to tear up and say something to the likes of "I would never think that you would abandon me." and then they hug each other.

Well that's what I hope we can do.
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>>28220556
"No, I'll face him like a man, or else it'll haunt me forever." You sigh, resigned to your fate.

"Ah well the, good luck!" Falynn nods. "Pleeeeaaase don't die."

"I'll keep that in mind."

You then make your way down the boarding steps. In front of you, the rest of Wraith Team disperses as they all go off to do their own things, whether it be seeing to loved ones or just to get back to their bunks to get some well deserved rest. But Jager remains standing there, resolute like a stone sentinel.

"Lucas! Just the person I've been looking for you!" Jager smiles with feigned politeness. "How've you been doing?"

"Ummm, fine." You squeak.

"Good!" He then snakes an arm around your shoulders. "Now, I've been hearing a lot about your exploits in Erusea. Not just your team's, but your PERSONAL exploits as well. Now, if the rumors are true, you've been getting mighty close to one of my daughters. Ha! Such a silly thing, right?"

You then feel Jager's grip on you tightening. If you were goin to do something, it had to be now.

>Just lay it to him straight. Hopefully he'll understand.
>FLEEEEEEE
>It's time to D-D-D-DUUUUUEEEL!
>Other
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>>28222084
>>Just lay it to him straight. Hopefully he'll understand.

And then
>It's time to D-D-D-DUUUUUEEEL!
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>>28222084
>>Just lay it to him straight. Hopefully he'll understand.
Hopefully tg incarnate can understand.
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>>28222084
>Other
"Can I get a headstart, sir?"
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>>28222084
>It's time to D-D-D-DUUUUUEEEL!
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>>28222084
>>Just lay it to him straight. Hopefully he'll understand.

OPTIMISM HO
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>>28222084
>>Just lay it to him straight. Hopefully he'll understand.
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>>28222084
>Just lay it to him straight. Hopefully he'll understand.
Oh this will be fun. Be ready for anything.
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>>28222084
>Just lay it to him straight. Hopefully he'll understand.

this isn't a sit com. get it over with with no misunderstanding. be completely honest.
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>>28222084
>t's time to D-D-D-DUUUUUEEEL!
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>>28222084
She refused to take no for an answer.
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>>28222084
>tell it to him straight
Surely he'll understand right?
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I hope he hasn't heard about the time we crossdressed for that grad trip, Falynn and Charlotte saw us...

P.S. Haruto (ref. image) would look cute as a girl. Pic related.
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>>28222084
You take another deep breath. You might as well get this over with and explain things to him as straight and blunt as possible.

"Sir, I would like to respectfully inform you that I am dating your daughter Falynn and we both love each other very much!" You say rather quickly.

You see Jager's face turn into several different colors at once.

>roll 1d20
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Rolled 5

>>28222368

shhhhhhit
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Rolled 8

>>28222368
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Rolled 2

>>28222368
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Rolled 3

>>28222368

COME ON

NAT 1
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Rolled 20

>>28222368
>Jager's face when
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>>28222373
>>28222407
>>28222413
Well... It's been nice knowing you Lucas... I just hope Jager doesn't know any of your secrets.
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Rolled 5

>>28222368
DICE FOR THE DICE GODS! don't fail me now!
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>>28222373
>>28222407
>>28222413
Sucks to be Lucas right now.
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>>28222373
>>28222407
>>28222413
Ohhhhhhh dear.
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>>28222434
Too late man.
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Rolled 6

>>28222434
son of a! good job!
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>>28222434
How is he going to dropkick us with his face?
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>>28222452
Wait... don't we have a Charisma bonus?
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>>28222434
>just out of range

>>28222482
do you doubt Jager?
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>>28222434
This must be the roll of Jaegar's punch
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Rolled 6

>>28222485

>implying anything short of a nat 20 will calm his fury
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>>28222434
what show did that come from anyway?
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>>28222434
Welp, looks like Jager is going to rider punch us into next week
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>>28222485
Yes, but I doubt it is enough.
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>>28222528
symbionic titian.

Canceled because Cartoon Network hates good shows
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>>28222368
"Is that so?" Jager says, his smile remaining unbroken. "Pity. I really do hate losing good soldiers. NOW CLENCH THOSE TEETH!"

Jager's other hand then balled up into a fist and started to rocket toward you.

Well this was going to suck.

>You've had worse. Stand your ground and take it!
>Try to wriggle out of his grasp!
>FALYNN HELP MEEEEEEEEE
>Other
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>>28222636
>Other
CROSS COUNTER
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>>28222636
>>You've had worse. Stand your ground and take it!
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Rolled 5

>>28222636
>other
Cross counter
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>>28222636
>other
Legsweep!... that or kick him in the shins
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>>28222636
Hit him back in some way.

Prefer a kick myself.
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>>28222662
Against my better judgement, seconded.
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>>28222636
>Other

CROSS COUNTER!!!!!!!
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>>28222684
Legsweep is good! Throw him down!
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Rolled 12

>>28222636

>other

S.I.N.G.

Solar plexus
Instep
Nose
Groin

and then run
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>>28222693
Or... it could get deleted.
Fuck it.

>>28222636
>You've had worse. Stand your ground and take it!
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>>28222649
This
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>>28222636
Well, you weren't going to take this standing down! If Jager was so insistent on a fight, well, you'll give him one, then!

>Go for the face.
>Go for the legs.
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Rolled 2

>>28222753

>LEGS
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>>28222753
>>Go for the face.
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>>28222636
>Other
CROSS COUNTER!
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>>28222753

>Go for the face.

mind as well. Perhaps we'll get lucky and knock out the knight puncher
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>>28222753
>>Go for the face.
Knock his ass out!!
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>>28222753
>>Go for the legs.
Take this fight down to the ground!
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>>28222753
>Go for the legs
If we're going to die, then at least we'll be able to tell Saint Peter that we died kicking Jager Sturmfuhrer in the shins.
>nexesta sanctified
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Just realized that Jager's The KnightPuncher and we're the Knight.

Now I'm just imagining a wrestling commentator commenting on our fight.
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>>28222811
It could be worse: It could be Sam trying to punch Lucas.
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>>28222896
I think Sam would be the more supportive one actually.

Hopefully...
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>>28222753
>Go for the legs.
he not expect it that much, get him into a leg lock!
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>>28222896
I pity the cleanup crew.
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>>28222940
I was referencing how she knocked Jager out with one punch while she was sleeping.
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Rolled 13, 6, 17 = 36

>>28222753
You panic at first, but then you remember something Falynn had told you long ago, of how Jager's weakness were his shins, of all things. Deciding to put that lesson in practice, you ready you legs as Jager winds up for his punch.

>roll 1d20
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Rolled 6

>>28222984
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Rolled 14

>>28222984
time for da WAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGG
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Rolled 10

>>28222984
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Rolled 8

>>28222984
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Rolled 3

>>28222984
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>>28223010
2 out of 3 covered. Good enough for me.

I have a feeling that this fight is to see how long Lucas can last, not whether he can beat Jager.
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Rolled 19

>>28222984
NOT ENOF DRAKKA!
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>>28223033
guys....
>>28223035
>>28223010
we need to Ork out here to make the rolls.
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Rolled 16

>>28223035
da red ones go faster!
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>>28223096
Oh hey, it works.
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>>28223096
>>28223110
we be bad moon Orks now! lets see how much of a 'Ard Boyz Jager is! time for some scrappen'
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>>28222984
It's no good. You're fast, but Jager is much faster despite his age. You feel his fist connect with your face and suddenly the entire world is spinning around you endlessly. You stagger around dazed, but manage to see Jager winding up for another punch. However, try as you might, your brain is too scrambled for your body to listen to any commands.

"GET AWAY FROM MY BOYFRIEND, DAD!" Falynn yells as she leaps in, striking Jager's shin with her wrench.

Jager lets out a howl of pain as he hops on one foot, clutching his precious shin. Falynn then follows up with a swift wrench blow to his other shin, causing him to fall over.

"Dogpile!" Charlotte yells happily as she bodyslams her father, keeping him pinned on the ground.

"Go, Lucas! We'll keep him busy!" Falynn says.

You nod and flee, trying to decide where you should try and seek shelter.

>Hide in the hangar. You can trust Lara!
>Hide in the motor pool. Auntie Julia never really listened much to Jager, anyways.
>Hide in the admin building. Aunti Liz is a spy, she should be good at hiding.
>Hide in the forest. Alek and Elsa are good at that, right?
>Hide in the obstacle course. Tarin and Ramirez are the only people on this base people fear more than Jager.
>Hide at home. MOOOOOM, DAAAAAD!
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>>28223258
>>Hide in the forest. Alek and Elsa are good at that, right?
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>>28223258
>Hide in the admin building. Aunti Liz is a spy, she should be good at hiding.

Aunt Liz, quick, I need a disguise!
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>>28223258
>>Hide in the admin building. Aunti Liz is a spy, she should be good at hiding.
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>>28223274
"It better not be a maid outfit."
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Rolled 15

>>28223258
>Hide in the obstacle course. Tarin and Ramirez are the only people on this base people fear more than Jager.
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>>28223258
>>Hide in the admin building. Aunti Liz is a spy, she should be good at hiding.

there is absolutely n o way this could go wrong
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>>28223258
>Hide at home. MOOOOOM, DAAAAAD!
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Rolled 18

>>28223258
>>Hide in the admin building. Aunti Liz is a spy, she should be good at hiding.

LIZZZZ

Havnt seen her EVER
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>>28223295
First, Liz disguises us as a maid, then Jager finds us, then we run into Alek and Elsa, then we spill the beans that we kissed Morgan. Then we are killed by Jager, Alek, and Elsa while we're still wearing a maid outfit.

What a way to go...
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>>28223258
>Hide in the motor pool. Auntie Julia never really listened much to Jager, anyways.
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>>28223258
>>Hide in the admin building. Aunti Liz is a spy, she should be good at hiding.
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>>28223258
>[X] Hide in the admin building. Aunti Liz is a spy, she should be good at hiding.
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>>28223313
Oh come on, we haven't even rolled a 1 yet.
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>>28223313
DON'T GIVE HIM ANY IDEAS!
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>>28223258
>>Hide at home. MOOOOOM, DAAAAAD!

Mom could prepare one of her super sugarly death drinks
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Rolled 4

>>28223363

trust in wrenloft

believe in wrenloft
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Rolled 14

>>28223363
First we need to burn OPTIMISM HO!

Then roll a bunch of 1s
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>>28223313
Does Falynn know we kissed Morgan?

Because if not, there'll be a fourth individual joining in the death of Lucas
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>>28223398
The female squaddies saw us in a maid outfit, but all they know is that "we lost a bet or something" they don't know the full details of what happened yet.
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>>28223258
>>Hide in the admin building. Aunti Liz is a spy, she should be good at hiding.
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>>28223374
if wrenloft went all Ork on us, it would be 20s all the way out.
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>>28223258
You make a beeline for the administration building, which is where the Demons' resident master spy Elizabeth spent most of her time at. You're pretty sure with her skills she could help you duck Jager's attention when, or if, his rage ever subsided.

Nobody gives you a second glance as you stumble into the building and into the elevator. Remembering what Auntie Liz told you, you press the buttons in a specific order, and the elevator hums to life as it begins to take you to a floor that wasn't officially registered on the plans. The door quietly slides open when you reach your destination, revealing a largely empty floor filled with all sorts of strange equipment, from radios to codebreaking equipment. However, the floor was pretty much empty. The Demons didn't really need their own dedicated Intelligence branch, since they could easily outsource those duties to the GSS. However, Auntie Liz still stuck around as instructor, teaching future spies and covert operatives all the tricks she had learned from the best. This area was pretty much her unofficial office.

"Oh, Lucas! How nice to see you!" Auntie Liz beams as she steps out from what you swear was once a solid wall when you first glanced at it. "What can I help you with?"

"Don't you already know?" You say.

"Well, yeah." Auntie Liz shrugs. "But it's much more fun to hear you say it."

(cont)
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>>28223716
"Can you please help me hide out from Jager? Pleeeaaase?"

"Hm, that's a tall order. First, he's my boss, and second, I don't think his rage will EVER subside." Auntie Liz frowns.

"Well, can't we appeal to Sam? She's good at reigning him in."

"True." Auntie Liz nods. "But she's away at Randgriz to visit her father. She won't be back until tonight at the earliest, so we'll just have to keep you hidden until then!"

"Thanks, Auntie Liz!" You smile at your salvation.

"Hah, just call me Liz. 'Auntie' makes me feel old."

"Um, sure thing, Liz."

Liz disappears into yet another space you thought was a solid wall, and you're left to your own devices.

>You've always wondered what she does in her free time. Follow her!
>Go snoop around while she's gone.
>Just stay put.
>Other
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>>28223743
>You've always wondered what she does in her free time. Follow her!
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>>28223743

>You've always wondered what she does in her free time. Follow her!

Time for meido!
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>>28223743
>>Go snoop around while she's gone.
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>>28223743
>>You've always wondered what she does in her free time. Follow her!
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Rolled 17

>>28223743
>>You've always wondered what she does in her free time. Follow her!
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>>28223743
>>Just stay put.

I'd rather not exceed our boundaries of being a good guest.
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>>28223743
Hey, you think her manuscripts for her novels are available?

Cheesy spy novels a go~! We can even give her a new character idea, Jack Ryan

Now she'll be this world's equivalent of Tom Clancy
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>>28223743
>You've always wondered what she does in her free time. Follow her!
fallow her! Jager might be on his way up here.
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>>28223830

She's a harlequin romance novelist. To make such a dramatic shift in genre, tone, and setting would be difficult, alienate her fanbase, and probably not move units.
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>>28224008
she did not have to write them under the same pen name ya know! there have been writers that have done that.
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Rolled 14, 9, 9 = 32

>>28223743
You know that you should probably have stayed put, but your curiosity gets the better of you, and trying to stay quiet, decide to follow Liz and see what she was up to.

>roll 1d20
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Rolled 17

>>28224077

OH BOY
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Rolled 8

>>28224077
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Rolled 5

>>28224077
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Rolled 3

>>28224081

Dice gods demand meidos
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>>28224081
We find her writing while wearing her thinking clothing (meido).
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Rolled 17

>>28224077
for da WARRRRGGGGGG!
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>>28224185
the frack?
i told you people GO ORK!
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>>28224081
You do your best to sneak through the dark and cramped hallways, until you see a light. You slowly and silently creep up to the illuminated doorway and carefully peek inside. You see Liz, now wearing a pair of glasses, as she sorts through a massive shelf full of books. However, from your position, you can't really tell what sort of books they were or what they were called. Liz herself seemed to be too busy rearranging things to notice you.

>Try to sneak in for a closer look.
>She looks pretty busy. Maybe you should just leave her to her work.
>Ask what she's doing.
>Other
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>>28224185
Little late there, buddy.

>>28224209
>She looks pretty busy. Maybe you should just leave her to her work.
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Rolled 15

>>28224209

>>Other
KEEP SPYING
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Rolled 12

>>28224209
>>Try to sneak in for a closer look.

What does she do! Tell us oh ORKY gods Mork!
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>>28224209
>>She looks pretty busy. Maybe you should just leave her to her work.
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Rolled 14

>>28224209

I dont see no meidos. So:

>>Other
Keep watching. Lets see whats shes doing.
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>>28224209
>>Try to sneak in for a closer look.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
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>>28224209
>She looks pretty busy. Maybe you should just leave her to her work.
>>28224225
i know! but for the love of god go all ORK when you roll next.
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Rolled 15

>>28224209
>>Try to sneak in for a closer look.
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>>28224209

>Try to sneak in for a closer look.
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>>28224209
>>Ask what she's doing.
No need to skulking about like some manner of sneak thief.
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>>28224209
>>Try to sneak in for a closer look
We use to *try" to do this ever since we were a child.
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Rolled 5, 16, 18 = 39

>>28224209
You decide to try and sneak in for a closer look. You just couldn't resist trying to see what the normally very secretive spy as up to...

>roll 1d20
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Rolled 3

>>28224380

NO BRAKE
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Rolled 8

>>28224341
Never were successful.

So... what are the titles?
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Rolled 20

>>28224380

dohoho nat 1
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Rolled 17

>>28224380
SNEAK YOU GITS.
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Rolled 4

>>28224407
TOO LATE MWAHAHAHAH
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>>28224383
>>28224393
>>28224404
>>28224407
huehuehuehue
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Rolled 2

>>28224407
Yes! Fucking yes!
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>>28224393
Wait a second. This wasn't linked. THIS WASN'T LINKED
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Rolled 7

>>28224404

God dammit armchair
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>>28224393
Um... does this count? It does even if it refers to a completely different post? I mean... waht?
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>>28224420
>>28224422


>>28224393
This one was not linked to Merc's post:>>28224380
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>>28224439
yep, so the 20 counts
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>>28224407
Again, Liz seems to be too busy doing whatever she's doing to notice you sneaking further into the room. It's then that you see the titles of the books more closely and you blink in surprise. You... you RECOGNIZED all these books! These were all those cheesy spy/romance novels you and your friends read when you kids. You LOVED those books! What was Liz doing with an entire collection of them?

"Lucas! W-what are you doing here?" You hear Liz stammer.

Well, it looks like you pushed just a bit too far. Maybe you could talk your way out of this, though.

>Hey, you love these books too? That's freaking amazing!
>What are you doing with all these books?
>Other
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Rolled 7

>>28224529

>>Hey, you love these books too? That's freaking amazing!
>>
>>28224529
>>Hey, you love these books too? That's freaking amazing!
>>
>>28224529
>>Hey, you love these books too? That's freaking amazing!

Clearly, Auntie Liz is the greatest fan ever!
>>
>>28224529
Spotted with a 20.

>Other
I have no clue what I'm doing up here, so I followed you.
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>>28224529
>Hey, you love these books too? That's freaking amazing!
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>>28224529
>>Hey, you love these books too? That's freaking amazing!

Mix of truth and damage control

Maybe Lucus as a future as a scout.
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>>28224767
Lucas was a scout all along. Stealthy when he wants to be, unbelievably skilled with a knife...
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>>28224529
"Hey, you read these books too? That's freaking amazing!" You grin.

"Ah yeah, I guess it's sort of a guilty pleasure of mine." Liz laughs nervously. "Hey, don't tell anybody about this, all right? I don't want the others making fun of me about this or anything."

"Well..."

"Or I could just kick you out right now and tell Jager where you are."

"Lips are sealed."

"Thanks!" Liz beams.

Suddenly, both of you hear the clanking and whirring of the elevator as it stops on this floor.

"That's weird, I wasn't expecting anything else today..." Liz frowns. "Looks like Jager had the same idea you did."

"Um, what do we do?"

"There's plenty of places to hide up here, and a few escape routes, as well. Just go down the hall here, take a right, and you'll find an escape ladder that will take you one floor down."

"Th-thanks." You nod.

"Remember, down the hall, to the right. I don't want you getting lost or anything." Liz warns.

"Okay." You nod.

Liz then ducks out of the room, and you can immediately hear Jager's loud and booming voice as he demands to know where you are.

>Listen to Liz and proceed to the exit.
>Stay a bit to see what happens.
>Snoooooop
>Other
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>>28224797
>>Stay a bit to see what happens.
>>Snoooooop
>>
>>28224797
>>Snoooooop
Become the meido.
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>>28224797
>>Stay a bit to see what happens.
See what Jager knows.
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>>28224797
>>Listen to Liz and proceed to the exit.
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>>28224797
>>Listen to Liz and proceed to the exit.

He can smell fear
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>>28224797
>Listen to Liz and proceed to the exit.
This isn't ending without a final mano-a-mano confrontation, is it?
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>>28224797
>>>Snoooooop
Dig around of a disguise, you know the one.
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>>28224821
it's a good thing urine overpowers terror.
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Rolled 18

>>28224797
>>Snoooooop
>>
>>28224797

>>28224807
Whoops, wrong choice:>Snoooooop
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Rolled 5

>>28224797

>>Snoooooop


huehuehuehuehue
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>>28224797
You decide to take the chance to snoop around a bit. How many other chances were you going to get to sneak around in here unsupervised? So, when you reach the end of the hall, instead of taking the right like Liz had instructed, you go left instead.

>roll 1d20
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Rolled 8

>>28224950
ERE WE GO
>>
Rolled 12

>>28224950
>>
Rolled 8

>>28224950
SNEAK YOU GITS
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>>28224967
What did we find? What did we find?
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Rolled 8

>>28224950

HUE
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>>28224967
We apparently find ALL THE THINGS.
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>>28224967
We Solid Snake now
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>>28224967
HUEHUEHUE

Like I said, Lucas was a scout all along.
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>>28224950
>>28224967
>yfw she tells Jager to go left
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>>28225063
>yfw Gunner Punch
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>>28224967
However, the hall gets darker and darker as you move through it, and it becomes increasingly harder to see where you're going. Soon your stumbling your way through the hall until your foot catches something and you're sent tumbling head over heels when you slam into what feels like a door. You hands scramble for the doorknob and when you get inside, you try and feel for a light switch. Fortunately, your fingers manage to find one and you flip it.

The light temporarily blinds you, but you blink a few times to let your eyes adjust. And...

And you have no clue what you're looking at.

You are in a room filled with your mortal enemy. Maid uniforms. Maid uniforms of every size, shape and make, it was dizzying!

Even worse, as you look carefully, you notice that many of them were organized by name, as well. Names of girls you knew! There were sections for Lucina, Charlotte, Falynn, Morgan, Sam... even Mom!

"What... the..." You breathe as you try and comprehend what's going on.

>roll 1d20
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Rolled 2

>>28225182
AHAAHAHAHAHA
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>>28225182
>You are in a room filled with your mortal enemy. Maid uniforms. Maid uniforms of every size, shape and make, it was dizzying!
Doushio!
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Rolled 1

>>28225182
SATAN GUIDE MY DICE
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Rolled 16

>>28225182

FIND THE LUCAS SECTION
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Rolled 19

>>28225182
roll for SAN loss
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>>28225201
Oh mother mercy... I have a feeling Lucas will have a fitting session soon...
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>>28225213
That worked about as expected.
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>>28225182
Lucina and Morgon in a maid uniform....
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>>28225283
Ah yes, childhood friend and former trap. That would be a sight to see.
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>>28225182
>You are in a room filled with your mortal enemy. Maid uniforms
So do we hate meidos, or are we just that weak against them?
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>>28225339
Just weak.
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>>28225339
Yes.
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>>28225283
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>>28225339
Considering we ended our grad trip with Morgan getting us in a maid outfit. I would say we do not like wearing them mostly because the girls saw us in it.
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Rolled 15

>>28225359

One of Falynn's scenarios has Lucas chained up in a maid dress
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>>28225306
Ah, what could have been....godaamit. I've depressed myself again
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>>28225417
Or we could always have a squaddie dress as a nun.
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>>28225182
And then you see it, one little section tucked into the back. Something in the back of your head warns you not to go near, but you do so anyways, and you suddenly wish you had listened to yourself.

There you see it A little label that a very specific name.

YOURS.

You just stare at the rack full of maid uniforms that had supposedly been made with your measurements, ranging from rather conservative to incredibly scandalous.

THESE MAID UNIFORMS WERE MADE FOR YOU.

Something cracks in your mind and you flee from the room with all your might, screaming and babbling gibberish and you flee for the exit. You're pretty sure you just gave yourself away to Jager, but you didn't care. YOU NEEDED TO GET OUT OF HERE!

As you reach the ladder, you hear loud footsteps behind you and see a very angry Jager again.

"HAHA, I FOUND YOU!" He bellows.

>Fight
>Flight
>Other
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Rolled 2

>>28225457
>Fight
THROW HIS DAUGHTERS MAID COSTUMES AT HIM
>>
>>28225457
>>Other
Take a uniform and get out of there so you can put it on in a secure location to disguise yourself.
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>>28225457
>>Other
Th-Th-The room.
>>
>>28225457
>Continue to fail our SAN check and charge Jager
>>
>>28225457
You can kill me after I get out of here!
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>>28225457
>Fight
>>
>>28225457
>Other
>No. I found YOU.
>Oh god help.
>LOOK. LOOK AT ALL THIS.
>My name's here.
>Your daughters' names are here.
>YOUR NAME IS HERE.
>>
>>28225473
>>28225479
Not inna room anymore guys.
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Rolled 13

>>28225457
>>Fight

DROP KICK
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>>28225436
Your depressing me even more, my heart!

Where are the what if stories!
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>>28225498
>>
>>28225457
Changing:>>28225479
to
>Flight
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Rolled 5

>>28225457
I bet there are maid uniforms for him. Find them
>Fight
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>>28225498
Oh my god, I haven't laughed that hard in millenia.
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Rolled 16, 11, 18 = 45

>>28225457
In your crazed, low sanity situation, you can think of nothing else but to fight back. With a mad, barely comprehensible shout you dive at Jager.

>roll 1d20
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Rolled 6

>>28225720
WAAAAAAAAAGH
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Rolled 20

>>28225720
>>
Rolled 20

>>28225720
HERE WE GO
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Rolled 7

>>28225736
>>28225740

well that escalated quickly.
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>>28225735
OPTIMISM HOOOO!!!!!
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>>28225740
>>28225736
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>>28225735
>>28225736
>>28225740
>>
Rolled 8

>>28225735
>>28225736
>>28225740
U wot m8
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>>28225736
And, against all odds, your maddened flailing seems to catch Jager by surprise, and you manage to tackle him to the ground, sending the both of you falling to the ground and rolling around.

"Okay, that's enough!" As Liz swoops in and grabs both of your necks. "You two are going to stop fighting, is that clear?"

"LET GO OF ME, ELIZABETH! I GOTTA TEACH LUCAS A LESSON IN PAIN!" Jager yells.

"Jager, I've get your neck in the Albion death pinch right now. One little squeeze and you'll be sleeping like a baby."

"You're bluffing! That's what you spy types always do!"

"Am I?" Liz grins.

"T-thanks, Liz." You pant.

"Oh no, I'm not done with you." Liz turns to face you. "You didn't listen to my specific instructions, so... I'm going to give you a five second head start."

"W-what?" You stammer.

"FOUR."

You flee down the ladder. You'll just have to solve the mystery of the room full of maid uniforms some other day.

>Where do you hide next?
>>
>>28225947
>Hide in the forest. Alek and Elsa are good at that, right?
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>>28225947
Elizabeth hunts the most dangerous game. Lucas is skinned and worn as a hat.

>Run to the motorpool, hide in a tank.
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>>28225947
With Julia
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>>28225947
Double back to the library.
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Rolled 8

>>28225947

>Hide in the hangar. You can trust Lara!

Maybe her boyfriend is there.

TIme to piss off all the women.
>>
>>28225947
To the hangar we go!
>>
>>28225947
Hiding clearly isn't going to work, we need to establish ourselves as a man worth dating his daughter.
Hide in the hangar.
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>>28225947
>Hide in the next outgoing plane. Being on a mission is safer than being here.
>>
Rolled 4

>>28225947
Falynn's room Shelter in audacity!
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Rolled 12

>>28226131

hide under ammo skirt!
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>>28225947
You literally fly down the admin building stairs in an effort to put as much distance between you and Jager as possible. Once you reach outside, you pause for a moment to get your bearings. You decide to double back to the airfield. With any luck, Lara was still there and would be willing to help you. She was your sister, after all. You could trust her.

Fortunately, you spot Lara's plane easily enough and sprint towards it. You see Lara there, maintaining her plane like any good pilot would.

"LARAAAAA! I NEED HEEEEEELP!" You wail.

"Let me guess, Jager found out about you and Falynn and he's chasing you down?"

"Yes!" You nod.

"Okay, in here!" Lara leads you to the nearest hangar, where there is a multitude of planes being held. She leads you to an empty Skyranger that seemed to be in the middle of an overhaul.

"Just hide in here. He probably won't look inside, but there's enough junk here to hide behind and there's a back door you can use just in case."

"Thanks, sis." You grin.

"You need anything else?" Lara asks.

>Nah, that's all.
>Speaking of relationships, I heard you had dinner with some Emmerian pilot?
>Other
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>>28226205
>>Speaking of relationships, I heard you had dinner with some Emmerian pilot?
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>>28226205
>Nah, that's all.
DO NOT PISS HER OFF.
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>>28226205
>>Speaking of relationships, I heard you had dinner with some Emmerian pilot?
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Rolled 13

>>28226205
>>Speaking of relationships, I heard you had dinner with some Emmerian pilot?

>oomsrfo martyrdom

Yes captcha.

Lucas will die for our kinarimasu
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>>28226205
>Speaking of relationships, I heard you had dinner with some Emmerian pilot?
We must gossip!
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Rolled 4

>>28226205
>>Speaking of relationships, I heard you had dinner with some Emmerian pilot?
>>
>>28226205
>Speaking of relationships, I heard you had dinner with some Emmerian pilot?
>IF IT'S THAT ASSHOLE FROM THE AIR SHOW...
>>
You know, I have a feeling that if we continue to pry into people's personal lives more, we'll just be adding them to our list of people that want to kill us.

But nonetheless, let's keep going to see how far we can push it.
>>
>>28226254
aka /tg/ decision making at its best(worst)?
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>>28226254
What? Any respectable brother pries into his sister's love life.
>>
>>28226267
Well it's an extra chapter so we have some leeway.

Personally, I'm waiting for them to find out we kissed Morgan that one time without any context to the situation.
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>>28226254
It will end with everyone single person in Castle Sturmfuhrer on our tail and us seeking refuge from Karla and Edwin, thus inadvertently starting a war which will be the basis for VMQ3.
>>
>>28226305

But what will we do if we piss off Sparky as well?
>>
>>28226337
Then we'll go crying for mom and dad.
>>
Rolled 12

>>28226337

Run while explosions explode dramatically around lucas
>>
>>28226337

And I'd know just how we'd do it too.

Interrupting her and Edwin's first date...
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>>28226205
"Mmmmm, hey, Lara, I heard you were like, flirting with some Emmerian pilot."

"W-what?" Lara blinks and blushes slightly. "What gave you that idea?!"

"Well, literally everybody was talking about it." You shrug. "I, as your brother, have to fulfill my brotherly obligation to butt into your love life."

"Like it's Jager's fatherly obligation to beat your face in for dating Falynn?"

"Exactly."

"Sometimes I just don't get men." Lara sighs. "Look, it was just a friendly bet, okay? There was nothing to it!"

>Sure, if you say so.
>Reeeaaaalllllyyy?
>Other
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>>28226420
>>Sure, if you say so.
>>
>>28226420
>Sure, if you say so.
Totally deadpan.


>>28226391
>first date
>first
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Rolled 18

>>28226420

>>Reeeaaaalllllyyy? Then why are you blushing?
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>>28226420
>Reeeaaaalllllyyy?
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>>28226420
>Reeeaaaalllllyyy?

Fuck it, we might as well toss ourselves into the fire.
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>>28226420
>>Sure, if you say so.
>>
>>28226420
>>Other
"Can I get a name? I want to meet this guy!"
>>
>>28226420
>Reeeaaaalllllyyy?

VMQ2 proper is over, so we might as well use Lucas as our sacrifice to grab as much information as we could.
>>
Okay, so after getting Lara on our marathon across campus, who should we get onto our crazy train? Alek and Elsa? Tarin and Ramirez? (actually scratch the last couple, they'll probably kill us instantly)
>>
Rolled 3

>>28226420
>>Reeeaaaalllllyyy?
>>
Rolled 6

>>28226481

Bother Edwin.

And interrupt his making out with Sparky.
>>
>>28226481
We need a map so we can do things sequentially by proximity.
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>>28226420
>Reeeaaaalllllyyy?

>>28226481
Obviously Alek and Elsa, though I have no idea how we're supposed to accomplish that.
>>
>>28226420
>Reeeaaaalllllyyy?
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>>28226513
Accidentally mention we kissed Morgan while providing no context to the situation, and mention we're dating Falynn.
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>>28226481
Tarin and Ramirez, bro, I wanna see how they've aged. We have basically zero information on them.
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Rolled 11

>>28226513

Making morgan cry.

We will have 3 snipers on our ass.
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>>28226501
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>>28226420
>Reeeaaaalllllyyy?
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>>28226501

AWWW YISSSS.

Better yet, we steal that ring of his...
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>>28226420
>Reeeaaaalllllyyy?

We didn't keep us and Falynn secret
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>>28226420
"Reeeaaaalllyyy?" You say. "Come on, there's got to more to it than that!

>roll 1d20
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Rolled 13

>>28226605
>>
Rolled 19

>>28226605
>>
Rolled 7

>>28226605
IT'S HAPPENING
>>
Rolled 12

>>28226618
>>28226620
>>28226626
Dammit guys, we were supposed to roll a 1.
>>
>>28226620
I'll have ANOTHER!
>>
>>28226618
>>28226620
>>28226626
Aw yeah.
>>
>>28226620

The next step is telling EVERYONE.
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>>28226655
Then we run off and we can get the kiss with Morgan out of the way so we can bother Tarin and Ramirez last!
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>>28226703
How are we going to pissed them off. Don't tell me they thought they were going to pair them up with their daughter
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>>28226620
"T-there's nothing between us! Honest!" Lara squeaks, her face getting redder. "He's just really funny and actually pretty nice when he's not acting like an ass..."

"So, you totally like him."

"W-well maybe!" Lara pouts. "But he's all the way back in Emmeria right now! I don't know how to handle that!"

"Hah, so you DO want to date him!" You grin.

"S-stop it!"

Suddenly, you both hear loud footsteps. The loud footsteps of a man on a mission. You risk a peek outside the front window the Skyranger and sigh when you see Jager stalking through the hangar, looking for you. How the hell does he know where you go?

>Just hunker down and hope he passes.
>Have Lara run interference while you sneak out the back.
>Other
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>>28226868
>>Have Lara run interference while you sneak out the back.
>>
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>>28226868

>"He's just really funny and actually pretty nice when he's not acting like an ass..."

>mfw shes actually dating tombstone


>Have Lara run interference while you sneak out the back.
>>
>>28226868
>Just hunker down and hope he passes.
Jager can smell weakness but it also smells a lot like jet fuel and engine oil so we should be ok.

besides, we're not done with Lara.
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>>28226902
>mfw shes actually dating tombstone
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>>28226868
>Have Lara run interference while you sneak out the back.
THE TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES
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>>28226902
She's dating White Fang, you cretin.
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Rolled 6

>>28226868
>Have Lara run interference while you sneak out the back.
Gotta fun fast.
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I've come to the conclusion that Merc doesn't really pay too much attention to anything that isn't a a vote or has less then 4 replies, which isn't really a big deal . He made a honest mistake, which is understandable. And he has shit luck.

This all somehow managed to fuse into the perfect shitstorm when he broke a tie himself, arguably the wrong way, and while VMQ2 was good, it had it's flaws and this event ended up being the baseball bat that broke the camels back.

Pic related is a good example. The only real waifu paranoia was when people were worried that being in character and babbying the squad jobber(Faylnn) would put her in the running with Lucina and Morgan and look how that turned out.

Basically gentlemen, I come to give a warning. From someone who would occasionally count himself among their number, now that there's precedent, any waifufags in Mercs next quest are going to fight tooth and nail for a route lock because they'll be worried that there's a hidden time limit before Merc just rolls the die for any possible romance we've even talked too.

>>28226868
>Have Lara run interference while you sneak out the back.
>>
>>28227042
I would argue against you. There was anti-waifu sentiment from the start.
>>
>>28227042
or he could just make them not interested in the MC romantically, that does not kill the characters depth or development, and is the logical evolution of the character interaction meta mechanics
>>
Rolled 5

>>28227042

shut up
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>>28227042
You forgot to mention the anti-waifus that wanted the route lock for the sake of getting the waifuing over with.
>>
>>28227114
both sides of that were the reason the quest lost quality fast and hard, what with their metagaming for and against each other disregarding the actual story and IC choices.

heres hoping Merc's future endeavors make such faggotry impossible, but enough of this discussion

>>28226868
>Just hunker down and hope he passes.
>>
>>28227094
>>28227114
Yeah but the people who assume any vote for talking to a female is a waifufag are worse then the waifufags themselves.

>>28227100
But that requires Merc to read deeper than the votes to see if people are trying to waifu or only being in character

>>28227105
No. I fucking loved VMQ1 and even though I was a Karlafag I thought the way Jaeger and Sam ended up together was perfectly fine. I figure the bigger a shitstorm this the more likely everyone will be to try and avoid it. Quest's over nigga, now's the best time to pick it apart and see what went wrong and what went right so the next can be better.
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>>28226868
"Lara, could you do a HUUUUUGE favor for me and distract him?" You ask. "Pleeeaaaase. I just need to evade him until Sam comes back!"

"Fiiiiiiiiine, if only because I like having a brother around." Lara sighs. "Now get the hell out of here."

You nod and leap out of the opposite side of the Skyranger while Lara jumps out the other and "accidentally" lands on Jager.

"Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry! I didn't see you down there, Mr. Sturmfuhrer!" You hear Lara say with feigned concern as you exit the hangar. You could see the sun was already starting to set. You just needed a bit more time...

>Where do you hide next?
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>>28227277
>Hide in the forest. Alek and Elsa are good at that, right?
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Rolled 7

>>28227277

BOTHER.

EDWIN.

and sparky ahahahaha
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>>28227277
The obstacle course!
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>>28227277
To the Motor Pool! He'd never expect this one!
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>>28227284

THIIIIIS.
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>>28227277
The obstacle course!
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>>28227284
Supporting.
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>>28227277
Out of the Castle Grounds! Let's try losing him in the steppes around the castle.
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Rolled 11

>>28227284

[x] hue
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>>28227284

This, surely Edwin isn't doing anything important right?

I mean, what could go wrong?
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>>28227277
You try to think. Maybe Edwin could help you! Except... you don't have the slightest idea where Edwin might be at this time. Maybe his quarters? Who knows?

>roll 1d20
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Rolled 16

>>28227480
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Rolled 5

>>28227480
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Rolled 18

>>28227480

Dohoho

Obviously sparky's apartment
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Rolled 12

>>28227480
Sparky's quarters?
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Rolled 11

>>28227496

The dice are rolling whicheverway produces the most hue
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>>28227496
>>28227501
Great minds indeed think alike.
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>>28227496
Okay, you just had to calm down and think for a second. Obviously, Edwin was most likely going to be at his quarters, the library, or maybe even Sparky's quarters.

Oh boy.

You just take a guess and head over to Sparky's quarters, which was closer to you anyways. Sure enough, you run into Edwin on the way.

"Edwin! Hey! I was just looking for you!"

"You're here because you want me help you not get killed by Mr. Sturmfuhrer, right?"

"Yessssss. Can you help me?"

Edwin takes a deep breath.

"No."

>Oh come on!
>Fine, I'll just go somewhere else, then!
>Other
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>>28227550
>Oh come on!

>Imagine if jager murdered your mom that first day of the war when she steamrolled his house! You'd never exist! You owe me this one!
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Rolled 16

>>28227550

>>Oh come on!
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>>28227550
>Oh come on!

We spent all this time looking for Edwin, why should we back off now?
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>>28227550
>Oh come on!
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Rolled 19

>>28227550

>>Other

Rap on Sparky's door

"Sparky, Sparky, Sparky, Sparky."
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>>28227599

HUE.

I like the way you think.
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>>28227599
>>28227607
Kill yourselves.
No wonder this quest had retarded shitfests every thread.
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Rolled 10

>>28227599

[x] Follow the hue
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>>28227599

Let the HUE begin!
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>>28227615
What? Sparky is much more shenanigans-inclined than Edwin is, and if we convince her first he'll be that much easier to rope in.

The plan checks out.
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>>28227635
It's the delivery that was relevant.
It's a big bang theory reference.
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Rolled 14

>>28227650

Yes. And?
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>>28227650

Huh, you learn something new everyday.
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>>28227650
So what.
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>>28227550
"Oh come on!" You groan. "Think about all the good times we've been through!"

"Not very many."

"Oh please. I know you enjoyed it." You sigh. "But if you won't help, I'll have no other alternative."

"What?" Edwin raises an eyebrow.

"If you won't help me, maybe I can convince Sparky to convince you." You say, reaching your hand out to knock on Sparky's door.

"You wouldn't."

"I'm a desperate man with nothing to lose, Edwin. You want to risk it?"

>roll 1d20
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Rolled 10

>>28227673

She heard it already
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Rolled 19

>>28227673
>>
>>28227662
>>28227664
It's probably one of the worst shows that panders to "smart" people on air.
If you take out the canned laughter the quality of the show is plain to see.
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Rolled 12

>>28227673
ERE WE GO!
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Rolled 17

>>28227673
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>>28227650
Ooooooooooh.
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Rolled 15

>>28227673

Please let sparky come out to see the commotion

>>28227683

And?

I still like sheldon.
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>>28227682
>mfw when Sparky opens the door to see what all the shenanigans are about.
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>>28227693
Autists can empathize with other autists?
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>>28227682
"Fine! Fine! I'll help you!" Edwin sighs. "But please let's try to keep Sparky out of it."

>If you insist.
>Oh no, this sounds like something right down Sparky's alley.
>Other
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>>28227707
>Oh no, this sounds like something right down Sparky's alley.
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>>28227693
>I still like sheldon.
Well, nice to see they've got their target demographic down.
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Rolled 19

>>28227707
>>Oh no, this sounds like something right down Sparky's alley.
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>>28227707
>If you insist.

THE CONTRACT IS SEALED
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Rolled 6

>>28227707

>>Other
Trip and crash into Edwin.

The commotion should bring her out.
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>>28227707
>Oh no, this sounds like something right down Sparky's alley.

You don't get away that easily Edwin.

...Actually, why is he so adamant that we should keep Sparky out of this?
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>>28227707
>If you insist.

A Knight abides by his word...even if it'd be funnier otherwise.

Stupid Squire.
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>>28227722
She's waiting inside, scantily clad and ready for her man.
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>>28227707
>Oh no, this sounds like something right down Sparky's alley.

Desperate men do desperate things.
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>>28227707
>Oh no, this sounds like something right down Sparky's alley.

Time to involve the girlfriend.
>>
I just wonder what it is about Edwin that turns us in to such an annoying little spaz. This forcing ourselves on some one who barely tolerates us thing always turns me against Lucas for the duration of it.
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Rolled 8

>>28227748

We are the asshole frienx who keeps dragging him into shit.
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>>28227748
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/VitriolicBestBuds
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>>28227748
he's just tsundere is all.
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>>28227707
>>Oh no, this sounds like something right down Sparky's alley.
Be defense is a EXPLOSIVE (strategic) offense.
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>>28227707
"Oh no, this sounds like something right down Sparky's alley." You say.

"Fine, let me do it." Edwin sighs. "I was hoping to keep collateral damage to a minimum..."

He then knocks on Sparky's door, and then smooth steps aside when it literally explodes outward. You barely have enough time to dive out of the way to keep from getting hit with a faceful of door.

"YO!" Sparky grins. "How are things going?"

"Sparky, if you're going to test your booby trapped exploding door, PLEASE do it in a controlled environment." Edwin sighs.

"But that's no fun!"

"Anyways, to get to the point." Edwin continues, not even responding to her. "Lucas is asking a favor from us. How would you like to get into a fight?"

"Do I ever!" Sparky grins. "Been practicing my wrestling moves and everything!"

"How do you feel about going up against Mr. Sturmfuhrer?"

"Sure, why not?"

Well, things seemed to be looking up, at the very least.

"Thank you soooo much!" You bow.

"I just expect to have the favor repaid." Edwin says curtly. "You should run along now."

You nod and start moving again, but not before asking, "So what were those times you and Lucas 'enjoyed' together? Don't tell me you guys were a couple~!"

"NO."

>Go now. Grab as much distance between you and Jager as possible.
>Throw common sense to the wind and stick around to see how things turn out.
>Other
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>>28227863
>Throw common sense to the wind and stick around to see how things turn out.

We piss off Jager Sturmfuhrer, common sense is already out of the window.
>>
>>28227863
>Whisper "Ask him about summer camp," to Sparky
>(Don't worry fags, this is just a rumor I made up now)
>Go now
>>
>>28227863
>Throw common sense to the wind and stick around to see how things turn out.

We get way too little about Edwin's love life.
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>>28227863
>Throw common sense to the wind and stick around to see how things turn out.
>>
>>28227863
>Throw common sense to the wind and stick around to see how things turn out.

And Sparky remains as awesome as ever.
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>>28227863
>So what were those times you and Lucas 'enjoyed' together? Don't tell me you guys were a couple~!
>you and lucas
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>>28227863
>Go now. Grab as much distance between you and Jager as possible
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>>28227863
>Throw common sense to the wind and stick around to see how things turn out.

Sparky~
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>>28227863
>>Throw common sense to the wind and stick around to see how things turn out.
>>But hidden, like Lucina is currently is.
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>>28227863
>Throw common sense to the wind and stick around to see how things turn out.
>>
>>28227863
You decide to throw common sense to the wind and stick around to see what happens. Sparky and Edwin just banter back and forth for the next minute or so, mostly her just teasing Edwin about his and your sexuality, much to his annoyance. You then see Jager running up as he follows your trail, only for Sparky to leap on to him.

"Gah! What are you doing!?" Jager scowls as Sparky tries to pin him to the ground.

"Just doing a favor for a friend!" Sparky grins as she puts Jager into a headlock.

"Oh no, I'm not being stopped by the likes of YOU!" Jager grunts as he falls backward, letting his body weight crush Sparky into the ground. To her credit, Sparky manages to hold on, but it's pretty clear that Jager had the upper hand.

>He's distracted! Move in for the kill!
>Better get going now. She can't hold on for much longer.
>Just wait and see how things turn out.
>Other
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>>28228023

>>Just wait and see how things turn out.

GO EDWIN
>>
>>28228023
>>Other
Get a fire hydrant and unload on him like the gunner you are.
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>>28228023

>Just wait and see how things turn out.
Come on edwin! Your waifu is in danger! Time to MAN UP.
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>>28228023
>He's distracted! Move in for the kill!

FINISH HIM!
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>>28228050
I meant fire extinguisher
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>>28228023
>Just wait and see how things turn out.
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>>28228023
>Just wait and see how things turn out.

Edwin, it's time you show your girlfriend that you're a MAN.
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>>28228023
>>Just wait and see how things turn out.

silently cheer on edwin
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>>28228023
"You know, I would say I'm surprised, but I'm not." You hear Edwin sigh from behind you.

"GAH!" You scream as you leap up in fright. "Edwin, what are you doing here?!"

"Observing." Edwin responds flatly.

"Shouldn't you be helping Sparky?"

"Oh no, this plan was formulated on the assumption that Sparky would lose this fight. Did your really expect her to win against Mr. Sturmfuhrer?"

"I guess not." You concede. "What were the odds?"

"Fifteen to one in Mr. Sturmfuhrer's favor."

"Ah. So, what was this plan of yours?"

"Okay, which one of you called me here?" You hear a tired, but vaguely familiar voice behind you. You then turn to see Samantha Sturmfuhrer standing behind you with a tired and exasperated look on her face.

"Would you do the honors?" Edwin motions to you.

"Um, well, Mr. Sturmfuhrer is hunting me down for dating Falynn." You say meekly.

"I knew I was forgetting something!" Sam facepalms. "Just a second, let me talk some sense to him."

As you watch on, evidently, "talking sense" in the Sturmfuhrers involved punching somebody in the face real hard. Under Sam's wither glare, as well as her angry rant on him overreacted about things too much, Jager reluctantly sulks off.

"Now go home and think what you've done!" Sam says, as if she were chiding an unruly child.

"Thanks a lot, Mrs. Sturmfuhrer, you're a real lifesaver!" You breathe in relief.

"Oh no, don't be getting the wrong idea." Sam grins as she clamps a hand tightly on your shoulder. "I'd just like to remind you to treat Falynn well, or else you'll enjoy the fruits of a Jager and Sam tag team match on your ass. Is that clear?"

"Crystal." You gulp.

(cont)
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>>28228279
"Good!" Falynn beams again. No go along, I need to make sure Jager keeps to his word.

With that, you suddenly feel EXTREMELY tired, and just head back to your dorm, where you see Falynn waiting for you.

"Um, may I help you?" You ask.

"Oh, well, it's just that our family situation is a bit wonky now that my mom's home, and my dead is still having fits about us." Falynn sighs. "Do you mind if I stay the night?"

"I....I guess." You sigh. "Come on in."

>and that's it for tonight's thread! Tune in next weekend for the next round of VMQ and maybe a revamped SW89 sidequest!
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>>28228289

Gaaah, now I really want to know how a first date between Sparky and Edwin would go...
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>>28228289
>"Good!" Falynn beams again. No go along, I need to make sure Jager keeps to his word.

Motherfucker, it keeps happening!
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Rolled 8

>>28228361
>>28228361
>and my dead is still having fits about us
Indeed it is Merc, you've run long and hard, get some sleep good man
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>>28228289
>and that's it for tonight's thread! Tune in next weekend for the next round of VMQ and maybe a revamped SW89 sidequest!

Looking forward to the next one, this one was fun.

Also, very much looking forward to a reboot/continuation of the para-rescue witches '89 you did, was loving that until it got cut short.
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>>28228289
No more pastebin stories?
>>
And the secret of us kissing Morgan is safe from Falynn.
>>
>>28229062

for now.

DUN DUN DUN
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>>28229062
Liz knows and now she will blackmail us into a Maid outfit.


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