[x] brace for the most exciting time of the day

>>28192140

The sensation hits you like a fucking truck no matter how hard you braced for it. It's a heavy, crushing thing - one that presses down on your shoulders, your head, forcing your knees to buckle, forcing you to kneel. It's like gravity had suddenly decided to fuck everything and increase itself until even the simple act of breathing felt like lifting an entire ton.

And it's then that you feel it, more than hear it - an explosion, followed by eight others. The last one - the nearest one, beside you, where Haruka was - knocks you off of your feet, sending you crashing to the floor in a bone-jarring thud. Your shoulder and hip bear the brunt of the impact of that fall, the pain promising dark, ugly bruises later. You don't mind this, particularly - all you know is that even with all of this shit, you didn't let go of the Desert Eagle in your hand.

Yes. Yes, that's good. That's a good thing, right?

"...uka? Warmaster? Warmaster, you're hurt. Sit...down--"

Dimly, you feel a slight itching on your face, your arms, your hands, your back - an itching that is soon replaced by a sharp, irritating burning sensation. You reach with your free hand to scratch at your arm, but a warm, sticky wetness there greets you instead. You recoil slightly at this, before wiping at your own eyes. Why can't you see? Why are you blind? Did the lights go out or something? Where's--

"Relax, Warmaster, relax. The lights are back on. Open your eyes, you've got them closed."

No. No, you're blind. You can't see. You're--

You open your eyes, and see your bloodied reflection staring down at you from a cracked, tinted visor. A shellshocked girl with purple eyes, her black hair matted to her face with blood. Her glasses askew, one of the lens shattered, the other knocked out of frame completely. The entire front of her gown - at least the top, anyway - also red with blood. Probably from all the fucking cuts on your face and arms.

[1/2]

>>28192159

Well. So that's how it feels like, then.

"Can you hear me alright, Warmaster?" The vox-ruined voice of the Culexus barks sharply at you, and it's then that she thrusts a gloved hand at your face, two fingers stuck out and three fingers curled. "You may have suffered a conscussion, there. How many fingers am I holding up?"

How do you respond?

[] How's Haruka?
[]...Did you see that? Can we find where Oriko is with just that?
[] Get the fuck off me and get me a drink.

>>28192170
[x] Get the fuck off me and get me a drink.

>>28192170
[X] Two. Now get the fuck off me and go check on Haruka.
[X] Can we find where Oriko is with just that?

>>28192170
[x] Haruka alive? Good. Get me a drink. Unless she's not, in which case I really need a fucking drink.

>>28192170
>[x] How's Haruka?
"Two fingers."

>>28192170
[x] How's Harula.

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apparently everyone missed this but the "whos that magical girl" is nanoha, her hair is down and her skirt is different but is definitely her.

"Two fingers."
"Thats right"
"No, that's how much whiskey you're gonna pour me now."
*recieve glass*
"How's Haruka?"

In this order

>>28192170
[x] How's Haruka?

"Two fingers, I could use that much whiskey, how's Haruka?"

I want to say "two more than this one" but this person's trying to help.

[x]...Did you see that? Can we find where Oriko is with just that?

>>28192170

>[x] How's Haruka?

>>28192170
[x]>>28192192 and also get me a drink.

>>28192170
>[x] How's Haruka?
hope the activation could stop the worst of that blast from coming through. It sould suck to lose our seer like this, although that would make us kind of causing her death like she predicted.

Who's even speaking to us, it's not Yuma, she has green hair amd crimson eyes.

The person waking us up isn't Yuma.

>>28192170
[x] "Get the fuck off me and look after Haruka, I`ve survived worse."

>>28192257

Yuma has green hair. Decu probably got her eye color wrong or it's one of those things that changed from regular PMMM to MGNQ.

>>28192257
>reflection

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>>28192203
Stop making shit up, no one is impressed.

>>28192205
[x] seconded

>>28192272
If you're talking about the "shellshocked girl", that's just Chiaki's reflection in Yuma's visor.

>>28192170
>[] How's Haruka?

[x] "How'ss Pinky?"

You guys, stop ignoring the best girl.

>>28192170
>[X] How's Haruka?

>>28192272
>>28192273
>>28192290
Fuck, the concussion must have been worse than we thought if we can't recognise ourself in the mirror.

>>28192317
We know it's us.

It's just the players who are derplords with no reading comprehension skills.

>>28192203
Eye color seems a bit off but I'm pretty sure Nanoha was indirectly referenced before by Ruri of all people. So even if she's not the mystery mahou shoujo she does seem to exist in this universe.

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Holy shit, Oriko is going to suffer for that.

>>28192336
To be fair she probably wouldn't have attacked us if we weren't spying on her lesbian tea party.

>>28192290
>>28192317

I was actually referring to this bit:

>>You see her grasp at her visor, pulling it up - and it's here that you see a flash of green hair, pale white skin, and bloodshot crimson eyes.

Yuma lifts her visor and reveals green hair and red eyes. The green hair normal, but the red eyes aren't. Culexus side-effect, maybe?

>>28192344
She's already attacking us by proxy.

Being more direct about it doesn't make her need to die any less.

So here's the important question:
Was Oriko's magical attack a result of her seeing Haruka's scrying, or because she saw the scrying attempt and its location due to seeing the future?

>>28192326
Quiet, I was just trying to cover our terrible reading comprehension with an in-universe explanation.

(and I'd have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling anon)

>>28192346
...Midorin?

>>28192374
>I was just pretending to be retarded!

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>>28192346
>Yuma is no longer the cutest little moeblob of the entire series

DECUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Things I miss about Magical Girl Noir Quest:
Musical Girl Murderface writeups
Recap threads as hosted by megucas
Actually being noir

>>28192409
>Recap threads as hosted by megucas

You realize that only happened ONCE, right?

>>28192403
>Thinking red eyes mean she's no longer moe
Are you for real?

>>28192409
>not being noir
Not like we didn't just murder-fist 3 girls in-front of a live audience because we have an insane cult of a blood drenched goddess on our hands, where we then run into our (beloved) ex who just happens to now be deeply involved in said cult.

Nope no noir here.

>>28192500
I distinctly remember two. One with Pinky, one with... Mami? I think it was Mami.

>>28192519
Multiple characters appeared in the one thread. Sayaka was there, too.

>>28192519
Sayaka and Pinky were the first one, I think.

>>28192543
Hmm, maybe.
What thread was it, anyway?

>>28192543
>>28192548
>>28192552

Pinky hosted the recap thread. She had Sayaka and then Mami as guests. It was just one thread.

>>28192582
Yeah. Thread 85. Hard to believe it's only been 60 threads since then.

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>>28192582
>>You cannot grasp Hat-chan's true form

>>28192704
I am become moé, destroyer of hearts

>>28192346
>>28192382
Wait, so the reason Yuma is so into Miracle Midori might be because Midori's self-insert coincidentally looks just like her post-contracting?

I'm not sure whether to laugh or feel sorry for her.

>>28192704

This will be Midori's next moemura form.

>>28192735
You can do both, anon. You can do both.

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>>28192704

The jpg'ness makes my eyes bleed.

>>28192735
>28192735
Feel sorry of course.
She probably feels alienated by her new look, in addition to the obvious Culexus stuff, it simultaneously being another thing separating her from her past life, and separating her from normal people. No wonder she'd latch on to someone like Miracle Midori.

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>>28192735
She can only hope to grow up to have Midori's cans, though.

>>28192192 >>28192200 >>28192201 >>28192213 >>28192232

"...She's fine, Warmaster." Yuma seems to hesitate, here, sounding vaguely amused despite the fact that the seeing nearly fucking killed all three of you. Or at least, you think so. "Well, as fine as anyone being forced out of their transformation with the anti-magic equivalent of a point-blank sniper round to their skull would be." She spreads the rest of her fingers all the way, and it's here that you realize that she's offering to help you up. "Can you stand?"

Yeah. You clasp her wrist with your own blood-slick fingers, and she hauls you up back on your feet with no apparent difficulty. It's here, then, that you spot Haruka lying on the floor beside you - her face peaceful, as if asleep. The rest of her body covered with a blanket.

...She's not dead, is she? You find yourself asking.

"No, Warmaster. I did say." Yuma sounds calm, calmer than anyone has any right to be after...well, after what happened earlier. "Her Soul Gem's with me, and it's still functioning. She's just comatose - probably for a week, maybe two. I'll have our Venenum get her on an IV in the meantime." Yeah, too fucking calm. "She'll be up and about again once she wakes up."

Alright, you can't resist pointing it out, now. For someone who tried to punch all your teeth out for bad-mouthing Haruka, Yuma sounds so fucking relaxed. What the fuck gives, here?

"No, Warmaster, I still don't like you." The Culexus replies, now sounding very amused. "But considering that we were both expecting for her to not survive today, well..." her spiked shoulderpads lift up and down as she shrugs. "I guess this is what happiness feels like. It's kind of annoying, but there it is."

Hnh. Well. If Haruka's fine, and Yuma's not about to try anything stupid again, then you'll leave it at that.

"Whatever you say, Warmaster."

[1/2]

>>28192782

You shake your head at the Culexus, before moving away from her, trying to survey what kind of damage Oriko's attack and the emergency activation did to Haruka's room. ...Well, it IS a Silent Room first, but she's made it her own, so...

You shake your head again.

It's a fucking shambles.

The bed's been crushed against the wall, reduced to nothing more than flinders and torn-up foam and shredded cloth. The mirrors themselves had all been blown out, with twisted, red-hot frames being all that remained of them. It's here that you realize where your cuts came from - the explosions turning that much broken glass into flying shrapnel. Table's gone, too, along with the chairs. ...Probably the only thing left standing is the closet, although it's got bits of glass, dagger-sharp, sticking out of it.

Wait. No. One of the mirrors still have half of its glass still intact, clinging to its frame. And it's still glowing with a bright, white light.

...What the fuck. Is the Silent Room broken or something? Isn't this supposed to be shut down, already? Why is the mirror still glowing?

"Hmm?" Yuma looks up at you, the Culexus crouched beside Haruka's supine form. "Glowing? Nothing's glowing, Warmaster. What are you talking about?"

...

[]Examine the mirror.
[]Leave it alone. Forget it. You're just...yeah. It's nothing.

>>28192796
[x] examine the mirror

>>28192796
>[]Examine the mirror.
God. Fucking. Dammnit.

>>28192796
[x]other

Take the mirror outside, and then examine it.

>>28192796
>[X]Examine the mirror.

>>28192796

>[X] Examine the mirror.

It would be too risky to leave something like this uninvestigated.

>>28192796
[X]Examine the mirror.
You're making us do this, you know.

>>28192796
>[X]Examine the mirror.

[SHADOWRUNS INTENSIFY]

>>28192796
[x]Examine the mirror.
[x]"Hi, Madoka."

>>28192796
[x] Shooth the mirror.
No chances.

>>28192796

[X]Examine the mirror.

at least remove it from the room.

>>28192809
Why would you do that outside the Silent Room?

>>28192796
[x]Examine the mirror.

>>28192796
>[X] Examine the mirror.
Uh-oh.

>>28192796
>>[X]Leave it alone. Forget it. You're just...yeah. It's nothing.

Just to be contrary

>>28192796
>[x]Examine the mirror.

With gun in hand and finger tensed on trigger ready to smash the rest of mirror ...just in case.

>>28192796
>[x]Have Yuma move Haruka to a safer corner of the Silent Room, then examine the mirror.

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>>28192796

[x]Examine the mirror.

No one can say that we don't deserve a drink after this shit.

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>>28192839
>Just to be contrary

>>28192829

I don't want to endanger Haruka further. Even if it might be safer to examine the thing in a no-magic-zone.

>>28192796
[x]Examine the mirror.

And we should be thinking about doing something to placate pinky at least slightly, She's probably more than a little cheesed at the way we've been ingoring her lately, and we'd prefer that she didnt use that as an excuse to mess with us at an inconvenient time.

>>28192796

[X] Examine the Mirror

>its happening

>>28192796
>mirror is glowing
whelp time to get yuma points by covering for everyone.

>>28192796
>[x]Examine the mirror.
Wether it's the hit to the head or somebody showing us stuff, let's see what that mirror holds first.

>>28192796
[x]Examine the mirror.

and if there is anything of importance in it take pictures of that shit. we would be a lot better off it we had pics of all the magical girls at the tea party, but we can only hope yuma has a cam in her helm

>>28192796
[X] Tell Yuma to get Haruka and herself somewhere safe.
[X] Examine the mirror... with a gun in hand.

>>28192863
I can understand that but maybe Haruka can be moved far enough for whatever's going to happen to focus on Chiaki instead.

Pinky enters stage left.

>>28192796
[x] Examine the mirror.
We're going to regret this, I know it. Shit is just going to jump out at us and eat our faces. But it's going to happen so may as well contribute to the landslide.

Shoot the damn thing

>>28192796
[x]Examine the mirror.

And get Yuma and Haruka to another Silent Room FIRST.

>>28192796
"Get her somewhere safe, now."
Then exampne mirror.

>>28192796
[x]Tell Yuma to get Haruka out of here before checking out the mirror.

>>28192796
[x] Shoot the fucking thing.

Changing vote from >>28192894
to
>>28192912
>>28192910
>>28192906

>>28192886

Good point. But I'm not sure the gun turrets will let us do that.

>>28192929
Well, I never said it had to be outside the Silent Room.

Those gun turrets were programmed to shoot Haruka if she tried to bust out, weren't they?

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Thanks to the anon that made this one!

>>28192956
Yuma can probably control them like the rest of the silent room. If she can turn the whole thing on and off, she should be able to override the guns

>>28192972
While you wait... some lewds!
imgur.com/a/68YbF

>>28192993
LEWD.

>>28192993
now redraw it with midorin instead of kyouko
or sayaka instead of homuhomu

>>28192993
>that Homuface
>those three red panels

Oh... oh my.

>>28192993
That's forbidden anon.
Also reminded me, nice Yuu image on twitter Decu.

>>28192993
any moonrune readers with a translation?

>>28193059
Danbooru delivers.

http://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/5535

>>28192993
That's adorable. In an extremely lewd way.

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>>28192993

>>28193072
Nice....

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nudge

So our next chat with Pinky is going to be, uh, entertaining.

>>28192805 >>28192809 >>28192811 >>28192812

You walk towards the glowing mirror, carefully stepping around the piles of broken glass and detritus on the floor as you do so. The Golden Desert Eagle you've miraculously kept a hold of the entire time growing warm in your grip.

"Warmaster?" Yuma calls. "Warmaster, what's going on? I don't see anything--"

You tell her to shut up. And it's Chiaki, godammit. You're starting to hate the title, the way she makes it sound like her least favorite ice cream flavor. Anyway, you tell her to get Haruka to a safe corner, because shit may not be over yet.

"...Are you going to do something stupid, Warmaster?"

You would have turned to glare at the Culexus, if it weren't for the fact that she was right in the first place.

Really stupid, you find yourself replying. Much more stupid than allowing this seeing to take place.

"Right." You hear the rustling of cloth and leather, along with what sounds like a grunt of effort hissed into a vox. ...At least she knows how to follow instructions.

You keep moving, until you're right in front of the mirror. It's...well, it doesn't seem to be doing anything other than just glow in a weird way, like something is supposed to be shining a really bright light on the other side. But that's impossible, Haruka's all but knocked out, and the Silent Room--

"...won't protect you from me." A sharp, venomous voice hisses at you, from somewhere deep inside the mirror. Your first instinct is to level your Desert Eagle at it, but you find yourself suddenly transfixed by the voice.

Namely because you've heard it before. More familiar than Mami's own voice, or Wendy's, or even Pinky's.

It's yours. It's your own fucking voice, hissing out at you.

You try and frame a reply - anything - when the silhouette from earlier appears on the mirror once more.

[1/2]

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>>28193238
SHITE. Shitfuckdamn.

>>28193238
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>28193250
My thoughts exactly....

>>28193238
>It's yours. It's your own fucking voice, hissing out at you.
WHERE IS YOUR NANOHA NOW?

>>28193238
Homura has a murderboner for us, great.

>>28193238
RIBBON HOMU PLZ GO AND STAY GO
WE DON'T ALSO NEED YOUR SHIT ROUND HERE!

>>28193238
Yup, it's Actual Homura. Pinky's going to be PISSED.

>>28193276
Always did, ever since Siberia.

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>>28193238

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>>28193238

This time, it's got something hanging above it. Something winged, monstrous. A gleeful smile on its lips.

What the fuck...?

And then, as suddenly as it appeared, it vanishes. The mirror loses its glow, and it slides off the frame and shatters by your feet with a loud crash. Some of the shards bite into your feet, giving you a few more cuts, but you ignore these, trying to comprehend just what the hell you saw.

"Warmaster?" Yuma calls again, after what seems to be another eternity. "Everything alright there?"

How do you respond?

>>28193283
i think thats actual homura in our head
so we are possessed by multiple malevelent assholes.
and holy fuck that sucks.

>>28193238
>"...Are you going to do something stupid, Warmaster?"
This is the question we need to ask ourselves at every vote. Yuma should be an honorary equerry.

>>28193287
NO!
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
FUCK
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
SAWAFHFSDHJUSDFSDFJHFDSHKJDFSHJFSDHJUFDSUJFDSHUDFSLSDFSHJHKJLDFSHLJSDFHKJDFSJH!

Rolled 4

>>28193287

[X] "I am way too sober for this shit."

>>28193287
Anons, we need better relationship with Pinky. We need to visit her right after this, with gifts.

A sparkling bottle of wine, a cake. Spoon feed her, kiss her, appease her. Get on her good side.

We need her against Ribbon Humura.

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>>28193287

>>28193283
>>28193285
Chiaki needs a drink.

>>28193287
[X] "Yeah. Is Haruka alright?"
[X] Get a goddamn drink.

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>>28193287

[x]"Just shadows of a forgotten past."
Time for a drink now.

>>28193287
"Yeah, for now. Lets clean this place up."

>>28193287
...No. I think I've barely scratched the surface of the shit I've caused....

>>28193287
[x] "Yeah, just my alternate personality threatening to kill me. Nothing major."

>>28193304
I am with this anon.

I like her.

>>28193287
[x] "No, but it doesn't look like it'll blow up the Tower right now. You got a camera in that helmet? I want to start hunting down Oriko right now."
We've got work to do, and we can't do it drunk.

>>28193287
[x] Probably not, but that's normal.

>>28193287
Break mirror, just because.
Get drink.
Order room fixed back up for Haruka.

>>28193287

[X] "Peachy..."

>>28193311
>Ohgodohgodohgodohgodohgod

>>28193310
No, we bring thirty Cardboarduex for us and a bottle of something nice for her. First we need to walk into a bar and drink it.

>>28193317
Secondeded, Fucking Seconded.

>>28193319
That Moemura. It is so adorable.

>>28193330
Won't they be gone now?

>>28193271
Theory is still plausible, other shadow was talking.

>>28193336
>Break mirror, just because.
The mirror already shattered.

>>28193287
[x] "I hate myself sometimes. Get Haruka cleaned up and say thanks when she wakes. You, too. I've got some stuff to plan out."

[x]go set up hit squads to track and monitor oriko while getting ready for dinner

>>28193287
I'm tempted to suggest visiting Pinky right away...

>How do you respond?
"Just seen a ghost. Of myself. Not a nice thing." sigh "Other than that, I'm good. Take care of her and call someone to clean the room, I'm taking a break. If anyone needs something bother my Equery with it."

>>28193345
This is actually a solid plan right here.

>>28193287
"Also, call me Chiaki didn't I just tell you that?"

>>28193287
[x] It's fine. I just jumped at a shadow. I need a drink.

>>28193287
"I see dead people."

>>28193287
Oh, look, she has a Pinky of her own! Things can't get any worse.

What do we call Homucifer. "Purply"?

>>28193345
[x] This

We should stop by our office as well.

>>28193345
Thirding this

>>28193343
this is for spite

>>28193338
>First we need to walk into a bar and drink it.
Then, we're going to start a fight with five men and win.

>>28193345
Fourthing this.

Do you think Mami will live to dine with us?

Something still doesn't add up. Our seer was lying to us. Most of us agreed to that back then. Let us not forget that detail. She may be summoning Pinky to see the future, but we must mistrust her still.

>>28193374
The question is, is she our Pinky or a different Pinky?

If she is a different Pinky, we need our Pinky to be for us. Then we will prove our beloved pinky is better than theirs.

>>28193389
And then we're going to make use of a truly staggering number of prostitutes.

>>28193389
I could support this plan, and will bring a pillowcase.

>>28193410
But we only need Midori...

So Pinky is our sugar daddy that will protect us from the neighbourhood bully.

>>28193410

Some of whom we may once have been married to?

>>28193410
Or just one. We still have a dinner date with Midori later.

>>28193345
>>28193361
>>28193380
>>28193384
>>28193392

We should probably inform Mami, so we don't have another Kirika situation on our hands.

>>28193287
[x] this sounds good
>>28193345

>>28193345
Hit squad on their group would be suicidal though.

Only send those you can lose.

>>28193422
With our memory, probabbly.

Following which, we will buy drugs. We will, in fact, show them a large pillowcase, and tell them to fill it with drugs.

>>28193424
This reads like you're calling Midori a prostitute anon.

>>28193426
I can't see that going well in any possible permutation.

"Hey Mami know how we murdered your best friend? Her other friend who you consoled is planning to kill you to get back at us, so we're gonna go murder her too."

>>28193404
I can only say two things about what she is:
1_ NOT our Pinky.
2_ Spoilers for the third movie

>>28193443
Darn it, I knew I should have gotten that movie ticket before other anons flooded the ticket office.

>>28193287

Oh god, yes, deculture, I love you

>>28193442
But still, we found out last time that we should keep her in the loop on this one.

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Maybe she was our real waifu all along.

Maybe there are worse things waiting for us.

WHAT LIES BEYOND THE VEIL OF PINKY NYA

>>28193442

No we are not. We are going to try and convince Kirika to help save Oriko from Ahrimans corruption.

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>>28193338
>>28193389
>>28193410
>>28193413
>>28193422
>>28193439
Anons, I'm impressed.

>>28193473
Hey Kirika, Oriko is being manipulated. Are you going to stand for that? Uhm? Are you going to let that bitch get away with that?

>>28193475
eh, it's classical literature for our generation. like Odyssey and shit

>>28193475

Even /tg/ loves Transmetropolitan and Warren Ellis.

>>28193502
Iliad, that's what i couldn't think of

>>28193440
Yes. Yes, it does.

>>28193475
don't forget to charge the whole thing to qb

>>28193501

Pretty much. Try to appeal to her love of Oriko if she ever had any. Ask if she would want Oriko to be used like this, to be corrupted and twisted to suit someone elses agenda.

Oriko has every reason in the world to hate us and want us dead. But those feelings shouldn't be hijacked by Ahriman. Who wants her as little more than a vessel to gain power.

>>28193545
I am with you anon. We will have a chat with her soon.

We should consider feeding any of the recent prisoners who are uncooperative to pinky.

Cause time stop stop.

That or see if we can develop some other non gold weapon powers to compensate.

>>28193566

We are going to spend some time training with Sayaka.

did we transform back into uniform yet?

>>28193566
Pinky will only take the soul gems of those important to us or the plot.

>>28193404
>Something still doesn't add up. Our seer was lying to us. Most of us agreed to that back then
I'm still not seeing this.
What part of Haruka's predictions are lies?

>>28193566
I disagree, because Pinky apparently won't take all and sundry for snacks, and also because we really shouldn't be encouraging or legitimizing said snacking at all.

>>28193545
Agreed, we need to make a note to talk to Mami about this and just how far this crap has spread.

>>28193584
What could she have told us before that caused us to kill her on the spot?

She said she betrayed her warmaster twice.
We are her warmaster. Ahriman in a staff does not really count.

>>28193404
>>28193584

I don't think she's lied to us YET but it's only a matter of time.

>>28193588
What about asking Mami to talk to Oriko?

She is a gold weapon user after all.

>>28193605
Not sure if [x] Hue Hue Hue option or great idea.

>>28193545
I have a question.

While I suggested taking Gorefather for the kill... Reckon Oriko would consider trading the staff for the Katana first?

She'd recognise it as Kirika's, right?

If we've gotta kill Oriko, I feel like we should at least try and reunite the two one last time. And honestly I'm not sure how Kirika would feel about Oriko whoring it up with another golden weapon.

On the other hand, the thought of having to fight Kirkia MK2 is terrifying.

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>>28193605
>>28193620
These people decapitated a person made up to look like Mami
What would they do to real Mami?

>>28193629

my thoughts exactly.

>>28193605
How about asking Mami to speak to Kirika?

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>>28193639
NOPE. NOPENOPENOPE.

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>>28193639
How about no?

>>28193639
YES MURAMAMI GOOOOO

>>28193595
>What could she have told us before that caused us to kill her on the spot?
Predictions aren't 100% accurate, and the answer could range from saying that Mami can't be saved, to killing Haruka is the only way to save Mami.

>She said she betrayed her warmaster twice.
One time was when she gave up the locations and identities of the rogue Third Magical Girls.
As for the second, according to the context of the conversation, she was talking about Ahriman.

>>28193574

Guess the question is what we develop while doing so then.

>>28193580
>>28193586

Was this actually established at some point?

>>28193670
Not him, but weren't they friends before Kirika went batshit?

>>28193689
Except Kirika currently resides inside Muramasa.

>>28192409
nearly 150 threads in, shit happens, setting gains life of its own

>>28193621

That is also a possibility I considered. I also considered just giving Oriko Kirika to keep safe while we collect the rest of the weapons. Should we be able to convince her to let go of the staff and tell Ahriman to go fuck herself.

But lets not get ahead of our self.

>>28193639

Maybe have her there when WE talk to her. She might be able to help convince Kirika to help save Oriko.

>>28193687

A sword arm! And I don't mean an arm with a sword on it. I mean an arm with swords impaled on it.

>>28193689
>weren't they friends before Kirika stabbed Mami?
FTFY

>>28193689
Thats before she got the possesed golden staff with a girl inside that hates our guts as much as she does.

>>28193721
Not Oriko, Mami

>>28193205
>entertaining
That's a funny way to spell "horribly painful and filled with love-hate agony, if she lets us live at all".

>>28193721

You're getting people mixed up.

>>28193732
Who voted for ignoring our personal guardian angel I wonder?

>>28193683
Walpurgisnacht soon, fellow Magical Girl

>>28193732

So, just like every other time we have a chat with Pinky.

>>28193687
>Was this actually established at some point?
Back in the Stadium Fight, when we were rescuing Kasuga's Soul Gem, we stopped time, and offered Lucius' Soul Gem to Pinky. She said she is very picky about which Soul Gems she eats.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27447918/#p27450965
>"Eh? B-but...but I wanted that!" The eldritchian horror in the pink dress pouts, fuming, her sunless eyes narrowing. "I don't want just any Soul Gem, Homura-chan, I thought you knew that! They have to be special! I -- hey! You're not even listening, are you?" She growls here, an unearthly sound that should really have no place coming from anything human. "Grrr...FINE! SEE IF I CARE! TIME OUT FOR YOU, HOMURA-CHAN!"

>>28193758
>I don't want just any Soul Gem, Homura-chan, I thought you knew that!
Hmm, something else to ask Pinky about when we see her.

>>28193747
Oh really when?

>>28193317 >>28193323 >>28193325 >>28193345 >>28193367

It's...it's fine, you tell her, finding it in you to shove your Desert Eagle back in its holster finally, before reaching up to pinch the bridge of your nose. You're...you're just tired. Yeah, that's it. Seeing things. You haven't really gotten any rest from the last mission, so...yeah. It's one of the many things you hate about yourself. One of a hell of a lot.

...What the fuck did you do. Seriously, what the fuck did you do?

"If you say so, Warmaster." Yuma replies after a moment. "With your permission, then, can I send some medical staff over to make sure she's alright? You don't really know for sure with this kind of thing, and I'd like to do everything I can and all."

Hnh? Oh...yeah, sure. Sure, anything she needs. If they ask Yuma, she can tell them that she's got the authority of the Warmaster. And if she could, could the Culexus tell Haruka thanks for you when she finally wakes up?

"I'll do that, Warmaster. I'll even tell her that after everything went to shit, our esteemed Warmaster asked about her first, rather than ask for a drink as she first predicted."

...Right. Well. Okay. That's good. You just need to get cleaned up yourself and get some plans regarding Orikok started. Then there's that dinner to take care of...

"She'll be thankful, you know?" Yuma says, as if she hasn't heard anything. "Including her older sister. Well, maybe. I don't think the Warmaster of the First even cares whether or not her little sister lives."

...Wait, what?

Haruka's older sister is the Warmaster of the FIRST?

"Of course, Warmaster," Yuma says here, puzzled. "Didn't Kyuubey tell you?"

No. No, he didn't.

[1/2]

>>28193777

"Well, she is." The Culexus nods, here. "Not that you can be blamed, though, Warmaster. Her name may be on the register and everything, but it's not as if a lot of people actually know what she looks like, or even met her in person." The armored girl shrugs. "Anyway, I'll take care of things from here, Warmaster. You should probably get to where you're going, yeah?"

...Yeah, you guess.

Where do you go now?

[]Go to Kyuubey's Office directly to tell him what you've learned.
[]Go back to your Office. You can do your own planning there for now. Besides, you have dinner to get ready for.
[]Transform and gather your thoughts in Charles' bar. You need a fucking drink.

>>28193786
[x]Go to Kyuubey's Office directly to tell him what you've learned.
[x]Be ready for forced timestop for Pinky's Super Happy Funtime Adventure World.

>>28193786
>[x]Go to Kyuubey's Office directly to tell him what you've learned.
He did want to know the results.
Besides, we're in the same building, our office is close to his so we can pop down there after we tell our boss what we've learned.

>>28193786
[]Go back to your Office. You can do your own planning there for now. Besides, you have dinner to get ready for.

>>28193786
[x]Go to Kyuubey's Office directly to tell him what you've learned.
Work never stops for a Warmaster.

>>28193786
[x]Go back to your Office. You can do your own planning there for now. Besides, you have dinner to get ready for.

There is probably some things on our desk that need to be looked at. And we need to process this information a bit first.

>>28193786

>[X]Go to Kyuubey's Office directly to tell him what you've learned.

I'm worried Oriko will make a move now that she knows we were spying. QB should know.

>>28193786
>[X]Transform and gather your thoughts in Charles' bar. You need a fucking drink.
Frankly, we have gone above and beyond with the professionalism lately.

>>28193786

>[]Go back to your Office. You can do your own planning there for now. Besides, you have dinner to get ready for.

we are a right mess at the moment, transform, we're still wearing that awful thing.

>>28193786

>[x]Go to Kyuubey's Office directly to tell him what you've learned.

Mami's safety first.

>>28193786
[x] check in with pinky
she was trying to get our attention before
[x] check in with Kyubey
planning things

>>28193769
THE FLESH OF FALLEN ANGELS

>>28193786
>[X]Go back to your Office. You can do your own planning there for now. Besides, you have dinner to get ready for.

Date! Date! Date! Date!

>>28193818

Also, we can drink at dinner.

captcha gourmets rterrae

>>28193822

Oh shit, yea.

But timestop away from the silent room.

Don't want pinky getting too close.

>>28193786
[x] Go back to your Office. You can do your own planning there for now. Besides, you have dinner to get ready for.

>>28193808
Changing vote to:
[]Go to Kyuubey's Office directly to tell him what you've learned.

THEN

[]Go back to your Office. You can do your own planning there for now. Besides, you have dinner to get ready for.

>>28193786
>[X]Go to Kyuubey's Office directly to tell him what you've learned.

No drinking at all until dinner. Don't want to disappoint Midori.

>>28193811

We can send him a text.

>>28193786
[X] Go to Kyubey's office and tell him we Rebellion Story now.

>>28193831
that goes without saying, of course

>>28193829
But we can't get drunk until the end. Then we stagger home with Midori, who is also a giggly drunk, and then we LEWD

>>28193786
[X]Go back to your Office. You can do your own planning there for now. Besides, you have dinner to get ready for.

If Kyuubey wants to know what happened so badly, he can come to us and ask.

Also, "planning" is secret Warmaster code for "drinking Kong straight from the bottle," right?

Cleaning up might be nice.

>>28193829
>Also, we can drink at dinner.
no, we can't.

We can have alcohol. But after the day we've had, we need to Drink. With the capital D. Possibly also with a captial RINK.

>>28193786
>x[]Go to Kyuubey's Office directly to tell him what you've learned.
transform on the way to get rid of that blood and all. Tell kyubey what we learned and see if we have any means of trying to find them from the images we saw or something.

>>28193786
[x]Go back to your Office. You can do your own planning there for now. Besides, you have dinner to get ready for.
Kyuubei a shit.

>>28193786

I really want to go to the bar, but the worst thing would be to ruin dinner with Midori because we're fucking smashed.

>[X]Go back to your Office. You can do your own planning there for now. Besides, you have dinner to get ready for.

>>28193734
pft, i can remember like 3 girls - murderface, mami and... shit. the green-haired one

>>28193847
Go on...

>>28193786
>[x]Transform and gather your thoughts in Charles' bar. You need a fucking drink.

Call and report to Kyubey on the way, alcohol will lube the wheels in getting ourselves to face pinky.

Dont spend too much time there though, we have a Midori to attend to.

>>28193852
after dinner. we can wait that long

>>28193471
Pinky's spread claws lie beyond the veil

>>28193786
>[X]Go to Kyuubey's Office directly to tell him what you've learned.

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>>28193786
[x]Go back to your Office. You can do your own planning there for now. Besides, you have dinner to get ready for.
[x]Rip off the Loonie-Skirt and walk to your office in your underwear because we simply dont have the time to give a Homu

>dignity dixpolic
Exactly, Captcha.

[X]Go back to your Office. You can do your own planning there for now. Besides, you have dinner to get ready for. Send Kyubey a text.

>>28193786
>[x]Coobie
Don't bother changing to MG oufit.
Just put the hat on.

>>28193901
>implying we're not going to just pull on the Warmaster cap and a sour look and saunter whereever we choose to go half-dressed without giving a shit.

>>28193833

I don't see why we can't do both. To save on time we can not change and keep our report to QB less than 60 seconds.

"Talk with Haruka went much better than expected. Oriko is the Prophet. Someone with a red Culexus suit is with her."

And then we walk out.

Why not just call the boss? If we go back to his office we just get railroaded onto PLOT. We need time for DINNER.

>>28193786
[x] Wherever we go, get Kumatora to collect a new outfit for you.

>>28193931
>If we go back to his office we just get railroaded onto PLOT.
if there's one thing we can say for sure about Kyubey, anything you direct to him will almost certainly result in a non commital response and a "request" to leave it to him while he "investigates".

He's reliable like that.

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DEITO

>>28193958
PROFESSIONALISM

>>28193931

Yeh. We need to get used to managing our time better. Plus for things like this to work we actually need to visit our office every now and then. Since that is where documents and such things get sent if we're not currently in the office. We don't want to visit our office once a week just to clear off about 100 documents worth of information that is now useless.

Plus the servo skull might be finished.

>>28193981
>We don't want to visit our office once a week just to clear off about 100 documents worth of information that is now useless.
That pretty comes given with "don't be like Kharn" resolution.

>>28193981
>me

I just remembered, we can manage our time better if we use time stop to walk around. Pinky might like it if we start to spend more time with her.

Two stones, one bird.

>>28193981
That's why we need to get Team Midori (feat.Kumatora) installed in there as soon as possible.

Midori should be able coordinate with Kyoko and Sayaka from there and relay us the stuff that we need to know, assuming that she doesn't mind basically being deskbound.

She's proven surprisingly capable on field missions, but our Officio has plenty of MG's who can fill that role. Murderface's social circle has few in it who are well equipped for the kind of information processing the Warmasters Office needs, though.

>>28193998

Kharn had Malal to take care of that. We should get Kumatora to assist with secretarial stuff. Have her text us when we have something on our desk.

>>28194063
yeah, I'd rather keep kumotora as desk jockey, honestly, Midori gets little enough screen time as is

>>28194039
We can find enough secretaries amongst our rank too. Midori can be the task master for the secretaries.

>>28194083
I am for that.

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>>28194083

Kumatora's an adorably genki BRS. She needs more screentime and Hacchan to clean up her art

>>28193801 >>28193802 >>28193809 >>28193811 >>28193821

You need a drink. You need two drinks, probably. You also need to challenge four Eversors to a fight and win. Yeah, it's getting to be that kind of day.

But you're not turning into a watch-wearing dildo for nothing. You're a drunk, you're irritable, and you're the worst kind of person for this role, but you do the job in front of you. You do the job in front of you and only then will you consider getting sauced.

You all but tear off the bloody gown, balling it between two hands and tossing it over your shoulder on your way out of the Silent Room - and it's here that you trigger your transformation, the ring around your finger burning hot before exploding in brilliant purple light. You keep walking as your costume materializes around you, stumbling just a bit as your usual heels push you up a couple of inches taller.

You ignore the brief flareups of pain as the magic expended by the transformation washes over the many cuts you'd gotten during the seeing - sealing them, healing them, removing them from sight. The comfortable weight of your Shield settling once more on your arm as it materializes there before locking into place.

Your glasses are the last to repair themselves, both lenses quickly replaced with new ones with a brief snap of materializing glass. You squint here, before making a satisfied noise as you continue to make your way to the office of your mutant cat boss.

Yeah, you say a lot of shit about being a Magical Girl and everything, but you can't deny that it's really convenient. ...It's only the only thing you know how to do. Reliably, anyway.

[1/2]

>>28194133

Some more walking and a long elevator ride later, and you finally arrive back where you started - in Kyuubey's Office, only this time it's approaching the afternoon now.

The mutant cat is still hard at work, tapping every now and then on his keyboard while his array of monitors continue to flash indecipherable information at him, in breakneck speed. He doesn't seem to have moved from where you left him - although from the empty plate of spaghetti on his desk, it looks like he'd only finished eating lunch a few moments ago.

"Ah, Matsuda. You're back a bit early. From what I hear, Miss Amane is very tough to get answers from." Kyuubey turns towards you. "Well? What did we learn from this?"

How do you relay your findings to Kyuubey?

>>28194083
that's the benefit in putting Midori's in the office. Unlike the rest of our staff, she's got a direct hotline to the Warmaster if something comes up that we _should_ know about, instead of only hearing the stuff they _need_ us to know about.

>>28194154
Tell him about Oriko and the staff; also that Oriko seems to have a possible Culexis who has sight beyond sight.

Maybe being untransformed is what triggered her appearance?

>>28194171
include mentioning red suit, if it helps

>>28194154
[x] "I learned that Oriko can backtrace a vision and that Amane's sister is the Warmaster of the First. Though that last bit sounds like something I should have heard from you."

>>28193732
>>entertaining
Maybe he meant ëntertaining for Pinky

>>28194154
They know we spied on them, may have capabilities to retaliate through spying apparatus (mirrors), recommend NOT DOING THAT ANYMORE, I'm off for the rest of the day (Going to dinner and bar after that), take care of Mami.

>>28194158
We should hear about?

Like how much she wants us home by 7 for sexy times?

>>28194154
According to Amane, Oriko is being possessed by the Golden Weapon of Ahriman, and is the Prophet. In addition they have a Culexus in a red demonized suit that detect Prognostication. Also, the staff can attack us directly through the Seeing. So yeah, too long; didn't listen is: Shit be wiggity wack yo.

>>28194154
[x] To the point and with all pertinent details.
"Mikuni Oriko is the Prophet leading the rogue Magical Girls, and she has Ahriman's Golden Staff. She can apparently detect seeing's so she's probably already vacated her current location. And she's got a Culexus with her, with a red Culexus suit. Know of anyone that might be producing knockoff suits?"

>>28194154
Short, concise. We have places to be. Don't skip anything, though.

>>28194154
[x] "Weren't you supposed to be keeping an eye on Oriko?"

>>28194154

[X] Apparently, Mikuni Oriko has her hands on Ahriman's Golden Staff and has been possessed by it. She has someone in a modified Culexus suit with her, so that might be a clue to follow.

Also need you to check up on another Golden Weapon. Heard from someone who's supposed to be dead that a girl called Nicole Touchdown also has one. Look into that for me and keep me posted.

But don't interrupt my dinner date.

>>28194154

[X] She helped us see who possesses the golden staff, Oriko. The staff is possibly manipulating her already hateful feelings for us, making her do terrible things to hurt us, like going after Mami.

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>>28194188
This
>>28194181
and this.

>>28194187
I'm thinking of reports that filter into the warmasters office that we'd actually be interested in.

But regular lewd phone calls is a nice side benefit. Midori gets to be "the voice in our ear", and we get to check into the Warmaster's office by phone.

>>28194154

"Our conversation with Haruka went much better than expected. Oriko is the Prophet, someone in a red Culexus suit is with her, along with a small army of magical girls. They are currently someplace that looks like a mountain resort. The Culexus noticed we were scrying on them. I will need them to be tracked since they are probably already on the move. Yuma should have the fine details about the girls who were there."

"She also has Ahrimans golden staff, I assume she is being possessed by it. I want to try and get the two separated because I think Oriko can be saved. I will try to get Kirika to help with that"

"Now I need to get ready for dinner and see to some stuff in my office."

>>28194154
This, basically
>>28194188

>>28194154
"Oriko is the prophet. There's a red Culexus that noticed the scrying and forced us to shut it down a...bit early. She's not dead, which I suppose is a plus considering she predicted I'd kill her..."

Let's not get the mutant bastard cat involved in this shit yet.

"Also, she's the sister of the First Warmaster and you neglected to say this...why?"

I know what he'll say, but still...

>>28194215
This picture could have so much nicer if the didn't have any panties on

>>28194154
[x] Be direct. Tell him about Oriko, the golden weapon and that she managed to attack us through the Seeing. Their Culexus is pretty important, too, considering that we are the only ones who should be able to build these suits.

>>28194154
[x] tell him everything, the pink flashes, the mountain vacation house, red culexus, oriko's attack plus the evil homu vision

>>28194175

I think the Deagle has something to do with it.

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>>28192972
>mfw I recognize that handwriting

Get the golden katana and tell kirika about oriko

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>>28194154
This new pencil tool is fun.

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LOOK AT ME I'M MAMI TOMOE AND I'M GONNA DIE

>>28194280

Lets save that for after dinner. Or tomorrow morning. We don't want a perfectly good dinner ruined by a blood bath.

>>28194154
[X] Oriko is the Prophet. She has Ahriman's golden weapon and a knock-off Culexus in a red suit. They can back-trace scrying.

I need a copy of the Blessed Lady's Primer and a good reason not to shoot you for leaving out the fact Amane is the First fucking Warmaster's sister.

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>>28194300
Blood is basically a condiment, though.

>>28194296

I used to think you were alright but, It's on now.

>>28194296
THAT'S NOT FUNNY GODDAMNIT.

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>>28194296
Shut up fake vampire cat