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>B. Try to improve the base
What sort of improvements can we make?

>>28181859
Ah, shit.

>>28181808

Care to post the map real quick? Then I'll leave my plan(from last night) to do some roight Propah banditry before I have to skip out for a bit.

>>28181859
This quest is a bit more complicated than that, we have to be very very specific with whatever our options are or they will either have horrific consequences or be wasted.
Most often the former.

>>28181879
Oh, good to know. Thanks, Anon

>>28181907

No problem. The Genie is a very mischievous, pull-no-punches QM so you have to be careful with him and make sure there are no grammatical loopholes to be exploited in any plans/suggestions you have.

Our last two quests ended because people (a person) didn't consider their words carefully.

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The banditry primer

Da ghoulish.

A common story is how out of desperation people at their fallen in order to survive. However one of their own died in his sleep and rose up as ghoul killing and feasting his former comrades.

Most believe this a story except for bandits who are well aware of its truth. There has been a few bandit groups who bit the dust or were severely damage thanks to them not knowing about their cannibal elements and thus failed to take the proper precautions.

Working with ghouls is tricky affair among bandits only cannibals who accepted their fate once they die tend to be willing otherwise its quite rare.

TO kill a ghoul.

Ghouls are often compared to enhanced base mutant stats power wise, but even more agile. For the most part they can't breed so they have to 'convert'. Best way to kill is to take out their legs to counter their hellish speed and agility then go for the head, also avoid getting in melee with them. Most think ghouls are only good at range this is true however they are even better up close. Otherwise they may well have survived all the rounds hit them with(IF they hit) and be upon you. Bandits are well versed in this as well as military and groups who had to regularly deal with ghouls. If you don't follow the suggested fighting style expect heavy causalities.

Ghoul Friend.

Very rare and hard to do. Only really possible with enlightened non feral ghouls(unless you are one hell of a bad ass tamer). Suggested course of friendship is the almighty food, everything else pales in comparison. Remember however that they wont ever mind eating you. So it is strongly suggested you make sure there is always something else. Basically when you get down to it being a ghoul friend means your not first pick for dinner. That is if there is anything else besides you for it.

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>>28181879
Here.
I've marked the areas in dark blue as places explored, and light blue as places only scouted.
Red are contested areas by different factions, white is the winter monsters hibernating.

Rolled 80

>>28181879
>>28181907
It still counts, just that many players like being specific and choosing H as a write in.

>>28181961
Only the first one ended that way and no caught it

>>28182022
So how does radiation take into effect for the ghouls?
In the swamp the ghouls loved the stuff, couldn't get enough. In the volcanic desert they weren't very interested.

>>28181879
> Then I'll leave my plan(from last night) to do some roight Propah banditry before I have to skip out for a bit.
Best leave it now otherwise we'll have to brainstorm.
And you know how that ends up.

Rolled 71

>>28182118
I think this was it from yesterday
>I guess we just take our anti-air (DBM flak) tanks and cruise on into a warehouse killing everything in sight. . .

>Though I was leading into contacting the borgs, then organizing a coordinated ambush/chase into a plasma minefield while jetpacking, powered armored Syn-users using DBMs flank onto buildings under the cover of smoke to cut off retreat, buggies dart around and seal off the retreat, then finally big-ass anti-air batteries roll in and unleash plasmic hell onto the unfortunates.

>The Pyro, CrayCray and Ovah Kil would be found laughing together (not 'aloud' for the Pyro) atop the mound of burning/scorched corpses.

>While that was going on we'd get the borgs to help or seize the vehicle facility.

One major point is sucessful diplomacy with the borgs if we're going to do this for its full effect

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>>28182022
>>28182083
Banditry Primer

Radiation and Ghouls.
Only rad ghouls like radiation others don't care for it. The ones who don't care for it is the Nekul supposedly there a few types who don't like it even. Either way though ghouls love using the stuff as a weapon that is if their smart enough to anyway. Their notorious for their dirty weapon usage.


Updated Map

>>28182155
We could to do that for the buildings directly north of our southeast stronghold.
We explored there and didn't find too many factions apart from zombies who aren't part of the friendly ones (i think).

Rolled 17

>>28182225
We explored there? If we did, I forgot what the danger level for those two grey buildings are.

Rolled 42

>>28182158
Have we ever spoken to the borgs? What do they want/what is their directive?

Rolled 79

Da Bandit Primer

Bandits and Gender

Most bandits are male. The few female bandits are typically nasty enough that even other bandits are leery around them. To satisfy themselves they usually rely upon rape and slaves. Couples and marriage does exist but mostly known with raiders who actually have families back home. Doesn't stop the raping or slave fucking though. Never does. It is worth noting no matter the gender or tastes their notorious for raping and slaves. Interestingly enough bandits don't care for members tastes as in some communities its not unknown for one to be thrown out due to ones tastes. Thus they end up going bandit. Suffice to say it doesn't matter your gender or even how attractive you are bandits don' care and will still have their fun. It just helps dictate how much it will happen.

Its worth noting however bad things happen when bandits have no form of release and will turn on each other.(this happened with your group but killer rolls countered it)

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>>28182294
You haven't.

Unknown.

>>28182352
>Its worth noting however bad things happen when bandits have no form of release and will turn on each other.(this happened with your group but killer rolls countered it)
Duly noted.

Though I'd imagine, even human bandits have some standards and dare not go where Ravagers and Reavers do.

Rolled 39

>>28182052
The bunkers right outside the gate we control have been explored too.

>>28182083
The military base they inhabited was heavily irradiated, so much so we wouldn't have been able to go there without improving the rad-resist of our shields.

>>28181808

>Bandit
Deploy some of our forces with CrayCray and Ovah Kil (he should help with reconnecting BilKil) to the bunker immediately to the West of the warehouse immediately south of the contested Vehicle Garage. Have them try to repair its connection to AI BilKil to get it open and, if successful, occupy it. Otherwise make a show of setting up a temporary encampment with lots of semi-decent fortifications that will conceal what's going on inside from anyone trying to look.
Our Syn-Soldiers with DBMs, power amor, and jet packs should be deployed up here, along with the compliment of Robots that joined us with Ovah Kil, and the Witches to keep CrayCray company. Make contact with the borgs if we can.

>Basic 1
Continue having the Arms Master StabbyShoot and the Pyro develop the incendiary/plasma/explosive mines, make sure we have a means of remotely arming/disarming them so our forces can pass over them without setting them off. If Ovah Kil needs to join in because remotely arming/disarming mines is "high-tech" then he should be assigned too, otherwise no.

>Basic 2
Have Cuban Pete and our most stealthy soldiers make a venture outside of the walls with some of our food stocks. They're going to seed the area to the SouthEast of the base (outside the walls) with the food so that monsters are primarily attracted there for a while. I want the North-West corner of the bunker outside the walls to just have shitloads of zombies milling around outside of it.

>Basic 3
Continue development of our speedy vehicles with DBM turrets and Smoke/battle obscuration devices if that hasn't been completed.
If it has been completed then send the zombie forces up to the bunker in the very northwest corner of the base to check it out.

Rolled 35

>>28182384

Banditry Primer

Ravagers, Reavers and Bandit Relations

Even the most notorious badass bandit will cry like a baby and beg for mercy if they found out a one of those two were interested in them for some reason. Basically bandits DO have standards contrary to popular belief. However even they admit that Ravagers or Reavers have none.

Rolled 99

I firmly believe we must let our men
>Basic 1
Pyro. Prepare and train the men to use DBM's proper out in the field, look for the most arsonistic bunch and promote them to his special team of arsons.
>Basic 2
Arms Master. Final checks on the vehicles in preparation for battle, ammunition, fuel supplies.
>Basic 3
KilBil. Generaly loading up of gear, armor, battle supplies, planning escape routes, and readying the men for a fight.
>Bandit
Explore the 2 grey buildings directly north of us for final preparations to attack next turn. Enemy numbers, potential unseens, go over it like a fine toothed comb. CP

It's time we gave our men a small taste of conquest. And we shall take back the warehouses to boot.

>>28182430
I'd like to change my vote for this and use my roll of >>28182496

Rolled 56

>>28182430
CrayCray left off because she was board them, but other than that I like it.
Vote

Rolled 51

>>28182496
i love that roll but
>>28182430
is a better plan
voting>>28182430

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>>28182551
*bored though
Though perhaps the sound of battle will lure her back.

Rolled 92

>>28182430
This

>>28182496
i do like the idea of pyro training his own arson squad in the use of DBMs we will need to do this in the future but for now>>28182430

>>28182430

Here's the plan guys, we're going to mine the shit out of an arc around the northwest corner of the base, then we're going to deploy our robots to just barely inside that arc and have them power-down as much as possible to get completely covered in snow (we'll also dig them into the ground and cover their hiding spots up with planks or whatever...you get the point).

Then we'll have 'not' our zombie forces set up (poorly) outside the northwest bunker, and have them strew about some detritus about the entrance to make it seem like they've broken it open. If necessary we'll transfer some of our base supplies over to there to make the sham more convincing, but it has to be open and obvious that the zombies cracked open this bunker but aren't smart enough to bunker it down.

Then we deploy our Syn Soldiers with jetpacks to the outside of the walls on the northwest corner and have them wait for the call. Meanwhile Cuban Pete hops onto our speeder-vehicles and either harasses the forces involved in fighting at the Vehicle garage into following him into the northwest corner, or persuades them to help him take down the zombies in the corner, or a little bit of both.

The forces will chase/follow Cuban Pete+his vehicles into the northwest corner and be just about to attack the zombies at the bunker when suddenly SMOKE, SMOKE EVERYWHERE. And zombies wading amongst them! And power-armored bioshock-splicer troops cresting the wall and driving into them with plasma rifle-spewer-thrower-guns, and those buggies they were following suddenly circling around them and harassing them!

They'll start to run, and then BAM, right into Ovah Kil and his robots! But wait! There are enough of us fighting (running) hard enough towards the robots that they're starting to buckle! Ha-HAH, they're retreating! Let's GTFO guys!

OH GOD, PLASMA SPUES EVERYWHERE, FUCK IT'S MINED GUYS!!! WHAT'S THAT RUMBLING NOISE IN THE DISTANCE BY THE WAY?

>>28182745

And then CrayCray rides in from our temp-base/new bunker with our Plasma-AA platforms, and Ovah Kil's robots turn around and start fighting again and seals the deal.

Alternately, we could leave the minefield to deal with the fleeing elements and the robots to slow them down while CrayCray and Ovah Kil (with some of his 'bot) move in on the Vehicle Garage (depending on how many forces we siphoned off) and occupies it.

>>28182745
Now that's thinking like a bandit!

>>28182799

Oh, if anyone surrenders we would capture them and keep them as rape-slaves to make sure there's no dissent amongst the men.

Rolled 26

>>28182745
Plans sounds great.
But the devil is in the execution.

>>28182841
all of this

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>>28182430
Work has gone on the bunker. Its tricky granting access while making sure the Command Center doesn't get it too, but we are still able to set up and encampment. Too bad we got attacked by ghouls while setting up they even caught CC off guard.
(combat is underway)
Deployed forces.
400 Sinners
100 Jetpack Psychos
100 Witches
1 CC

Work on the mines has succeded for well we got three variants and even some crude A.I. Which share data and targeting systems creating an interlaced network. Ovah Kil even revealed some nifty detectors for them as well showing how they work exceedingly well overlapped(he used the data granted by BilKil for the A.I. but didn't think it was killy enough). Available variants Inferno(pyro special), Plasma(hi-tech), and explosive(classic.

Area has been seeded.

Mods have been completed on the vehicles and placed. They will be able to move out next turn.
(its worth noting their largely light vehicles such as jeeps etc).

Alert we are now out of resources.
Turn 39
>>>>>A. Raid.
>>>>>B. Try to improve the base
>>>>>C. Try to improve weapons.
>>>>>D. Research technology.
>>>>>F. Explore in a direction/something.
>>>>>G. Scavenge/pillage for raw materials.
>>>>>H. Your choice
0 resource point

Population: 4500(4000 bandit 500 mutant) Other:
500 bots. 2500 zombie
Morale: Good
Food: Above Average
Water: Above Average
Fuel: Average
Armaments: Great
Infrastructure: Vault(Locked Down). Military Base(unsecured/infested)
Armor: Frosty Body Armor. Frost/Bio Hazard Power Armor(limited). Plagued body Armor. Raider Scale. Nomad Plate.
Weapons: Shotguns. SMGs. Hunting/assault Rifles. Knives. Molotov. Hatchets. DBM.
Technology: Jet packs(limited). Weapon Mod(Crude/basic). Ultra Bunker. Bandit Hybrid. Paramilitary Vehicle Engineering. Power Armor Tech(Hazard). Cold Resistance Excessive.
Materials:
Defenses: Vault Access. Plasma Flaming Containment Wall. Hazard Bunkers. Fortified Structures. Fire Wall. Ocean Aflame.
Power: Geothermal/ Nuclear

>>28182879
>Alert we are now out of resources.
Then it's time, we go get some.

Waiting for Herr Leutnant's order of attack.

i suggest a raiding party to the bottom right group of warehouses for res before we do >>28182745
by hitting the ones on the right the ones on the left will see us moving out in force and returning with spoils so we will get res and respect/possible recruits

Rolled 83

>>28182879
hm alright rolling once more for reasons.

>>28182970
We should also do the whole "Pyro's hand picked arsonists" and some last minute exploring the shit out of the western compound.

>>28182973
Oh god,

>>28182973

Dammit "reasons".

I knew I shouldn't have published my plan so far in advance.

>>28182970
You think that won't tip off the factions in the vech bay (that is where we are attacking) right?
>inb4 they've had taps and inside men on us the whole time
>inb4 very unfortunate and inconventiant monster attack before/midway into the fight

>>28182970
>>28183001
could someone make up an action list with these? i suck at/am to lazy to make them

>>28183019
That's what I was worried about when I planned Didrickson to hunt down the bandit hero when they were attacking the Memor.

>>28183020
no on the bottom edge of the map. the vec bay is north

>>28183029
Basic 1
Pyro goes out with some men to train with DBM's , and hand picks the men he see's fit into a team of arsonists and firefreaks
>Basic 2
Stealthily and cautiously explore the two grey buildings north of our base for any unseen dangers or wrenches that could go fuck up our plan. Opportunistically bring some resources back if you can without being seen.
>Basic 3
Stealthily and cautiously explore the Vech baye for any unseen dangers or wrenches that could go fuck up our plan. CP
>Bandit
Carefully explore the friendly zombie stronghold north of our middle compound, and opportunistically bring back resources.

Sound good?

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>>28183020
there ya go

>>28183049
Oh we're attack those two bases near the gate, or just the one closer to us?

>>28183120
Change basic 2 to >scout the areas we plan to strike.

>>28183120
no we need res and we need to be bandity change bandit to rapelootpillage the warehouses>>28183125
besides that sure
also needs heros added to actions

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>>28183042

Yeah, I know, but I was afraid I'd have to leave so I had to get it out there.

>>28183029
Here you go
>>28182879

>Basic 1
Deploy our zombie forces to the northwest-most bunker to check it out and set up shop there.

>Basic 2
Send Ovah Kil and his 'bots along with Pyro, a squad of troops hand-picked by the Pyro to be his lieutenants/apprentices and be trained exquisitely in the use of the DBMs, and ShootyStab up to assist CrayCray. Have them take a compliment of troops they consider appropriate to the job.

>Bandit+Basic 3
Cuban Pete and the rest of our forces (sans ones for manning/defending our bases+bunkers) to loot the shit out of the warehouse northeast of the main gate to the base.
(indicated in this >>28183140)

>>28183140
the one farther from us so we can get things and show off at the same time

>>28183181
The two warehouses above our western base yes?

>>28183213
see >>28183125

Rolled 91

>>28183193
Factum Est.
Let's do this.

>>28183193
This
>>28183239
That roll (nice)

Rolled 50

>>28183193
you gonna need a much better roll than that
here take this one

Rolled 7

>>28183239
>>28183193

Hm...You know...we might be better taking out the warehouse directly to our north.

Remember
>We just seeded the southeast with food for monsters, and got Cuban Pete's bonus for doing that.

>>28183269
That's what I was wondering too, but what if, like CC, who is not with us, it turned out to be empty and our men turn on us for the big ruse and dissapointment.
or its filled with hidden monsters
>implying anything is empty unless it's inconvenient for us.

>>28183269
oh god i just imagined him out there placeing little piles of meat chuckling to himself muttering "places everyone"

Rolled 22

Hoping we don't get bumfucked by the "reasons" (probably betrayal reasons from CC)

>>28183348
I love playing "guess how we're going to get fucked over this time"
Don't forget the vault we cracked wide open

Rolled 7

>>28183193
Our zombie horde has been dispatched and encountered heavy resistance at the bunker. As it turns out someone has fortified the location heavily due to the collapsed portion of the wall(from the zeppelin oh so long ago). Someone has brought the bunker back up online and more. Resistance is extremely heavy and our forces got ambushed and harassed the entire way there.

Ovah Kil ignored orders and went with a half his bots to relieve CC. Shootystab had to replace him for the training. Luckily Ovah Kil hit them HARD. Shattering the ghouls and scaring off the bandits. Interestingly enough it seemed during the fighting a small number of borgs rescued some of our forces who were about to become dinner. As in blasted through the ghouls grabbed them then ran away very very fast.

Cuban Pete meanswhile as assualted the warehouse northeast of the main gate. Turned out to be completely empty except for some zombies hanging around.

Turn 39
>>>>>A. Raid.
>>>>>B. Try to improve the base
>>>>>C. Try to improve weapons.
>>>>>D. Research technology.
>>>>>F. Explore in a direction/something.
>>>>>G. Scavenge/pillage for raw materials.
>>>>>H. Your choice
0 resource point

Population: 4500(4000 bandit 500 mutant) Other:
500 bots. 2500 zombie
Morale: Good
Food: Above Average
Water: Above Average
Fuel: Average
Armaments: Great
Infrastructure: Vault(Locked Down). Military Base(unsecured/infested)
Armor: Frosty Body Armor. Frost/Bio Hazard Power Armor(limited). Plagued body Armor. Raider Scale. Nomad Plate.
Weapons: Shotguns. SMGs. Hunting/assault Rifles. Knives. Molotov. Hatchets. DBM.
Technology: Jet packs(limited). Weapon Mod(Crude/basic). Ultra Bunker. Bandit Hybrid. Paramilitary Vehicle Engineering. Power Armor Tech(Hazard). Cold Resistance Excessive.
Materials:
Defenses: Vault Access. Plasma Flaming Containment Wall. Hazard Bunkers. Fortified Structures. Fire Wall. Ocean Aflame.
Power: Geothermal/ Nuclear

>>28183365
we never got near the vault our forces got fucked by the mystery concealing the enigma

>>28183390
Our zombie horde has been dispatched and encountered heavy resistance at the bunker. As it turns out someone has fortified the location heavily due to the collapsed portion of the wall(from the zeppelin oh so long ago). Someone has brought the bunker back up online and more. Resistance is extremely heavy and our forces got ambushed and harassed the entire way there.
This changes things.

Rolled 71

>>28183390

Well, so much for my plan. I guess we could do it around a different bunker.

I guess we try looting the warehouse that CrayCray is right beside?

Also, Ovah Kil didn't disobey orders...Pyro was just supposed to pick some guys and bring them along for "on the job" training so-to-speak.

>>28183451
remember ramona we need to have control of an area if we want to set up an ambush there

>>28183462
We need to consider contacting these new fellows whoever they are.

>>28183479
And discover whoever moved in and fortified and entire bunker.

Rolled 95

>>28183479

Yeah, that's why I sent the zombie horde out to scout first.

Phew, glad I did that.

Rolled 51

>>28183462
Let's think about this.
We have an army primed and ready on the trigger who won't sit still for long.
CC is apparently in some form of danger. We have traps in some locations.
A new faction has fortified a bunker and are strong enough to hold off our zombie forces.
And we explore/discovered a completely empty bunker ripe for the picking (at least before somebody else sweeps in and grabs it)

Any suggestions?

>>28183527
but you didnt send them for scouting you sent them to start setting up your plan without knowing the situation there

Rolled 94

>>28183568

"check it out and set up shop" I should've been more specific and said "check it out and, if there's no resistance, set up shop. You're right.

>>28183552
we still need res so first lets explore the warehouses for a juicy target
second whatever else we do we gotta scout ahead

>>28183602
but see that is 2 different actions and we get fucked whenever we try to get a freeby (accidental or not)

Rolled 62

>>28183634
You have three actions+a free bandit since CC is once more available.

>>28183679
yes but it was my understanding that you frown upon putting 2 actions under one action slot

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So, unless I'm mistaken the warehouse with the X was found to be completley devoid of resources.
That leaves the two explored warehouses north of our west base unchecked for resources yes?

Rolled 93

>>28183776
...actually that building is a barracks stuffed chalk full of bandits. What I had meant was the two buildings north of the vehicle depot you control.

>>28183776
no each block on the map is either a huge group of smaller buildings or one FUCKHUEG building
so we searched a few warehouses but since we didnt explore ahead of time we wasted our time looking through already looted places

Rolled 41

>>28183833
Correction bandits and zombies anyway.

>>28183846
Well I wish someone who had a good grasp of the map would mark previously scraped locations so we don't just search stuff that we have already picked clean.

>>28183776
for reference our 2 uber bunkers are each able to hold a couple thousand men and they are just little blips basicly

>>28183833
Two buildings as in the two blocks, or only part of those two blocks or "little blips" as >>28183895 put it?

>>28183891
you should under no means think that just because we have looted somewhere before that we have gotten every singly thing that place has to offer.
each block represents hundreds if not thousands of warehouses

Rolled 6

>>28183936
The 'warehouses' is actually just one freakishly huge structure broken up into a bunch of individual cell(warehouses).

>>28183936
Ah, alrighty then. So it was a matter of chance that those two particular warehouses were completely empty. Then we can search in that general location again, or another one.

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>>28183935
little blips as in pic related

>>28183972
As in, the buildings we checked in those two particular giant warehouses blocks happened empty.

Anyway, someone make up a plan to gather more resources and get our army attacking something before they go all Memor on us and attack themselves or break off.

>>28183972
no since we have already scouted the general area we now need to explore and find a choice target instead of just charging in blind and kicking down random doors hoping to find goodies

>>28184027
Which one would be a choice target to scout/explore for resources?

>>28184057
well everyone seems pretty attached to the one north of our vehicle depot so why not that one
honestly i think we should burn 2 actions on it
as in 1-scout then 2-explore hell why not make an event out of it 3 and bandit go to looting whatever 1and2 find
i just need someone to write it out to make that plan not suck

>>28184119
know what fuck it ill do it gimmy a min i type slow as balls

>>28184119
>Basic 1
Host a "Iz u a spyin' git" contest. Firstly scout out the warehouse north of our vech bay for danger.
>Basic 2
>Basic 3
Only upon deeming it safe after scouting, will we then send out men to properly explore every nook and cranny for resources.
The one to find a resource hotspot gets a promotion and officer position.
>Bandit
Only lucky saps finds a resource hotspot, and presuming all the exploration hadn't uncovered any dangers, loot the shit out of it.

Rolled 15

Basic 1
scout out warehouses determine threats and create a safe area for exploreation +ovakill and bots for some muscle unless he is still busy fighting then send Pyro and pals
Basic 2
explore areas behind basic one find any possible targets for looting +CP cause hes a smart motherfucker
Basic 3 + Bandit action
loot anything and everything that is of any use +CC and bring Major shootystabby to keep an eye out for anything that he feels would make something particularly awesome

oh please dice gods have mercy

Rolled 55

>>28184321

Well sure I suppose.

Rolled 19

>>28184253
>>28184321
Okay, so lets put these two ideas together.

Basic 1
>scout out warehouses determine threats and create a safe area for exploreation +ovakill and bots for some muscle *unless he is still busy fighting then send Pyro and pals
Basic 2
>Host a "Iz u a spyin' git" contest.
>explore areas basic one had deemed safe find any possible targets for looting. CP promotes the lucky sap to find a resource hotspot to officerial position and benefits +CP cause hes a smart motherfucker
Basic 3 + Bandit action
>loot anything and everything that is of any use +CC and bring Major shootystabby to keep an eye out for anything that he feels would make something particularly awesome

Rolled 57

>>28184387
>>28184321
Sounds about right
Rolling

Rolled 35

>>28184387

Even better. Let's.

Rolled 33

>>28184387
yes

Rolled 100

>>28184387

Thirding for great hope that this isn't a 1

>>28184321
"so...Trik who IS the sneakiest guy anyway?"

"Well obviously the sneakiest fucker we wouldn't know about cause he IS the sneakiest you know."

"Ah good point..."

"In that we need to figure this out in around about manner."

"Hm yeah I can see how that might work."

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>>28184436

>>28184436
You hoped right.
Looks like we got a scavenger hero again.

Rolled 72

>>28184463

We already had a looter/scavenger hero (CrayCray). We get a stealthy hero now.

Or maybe we find that duo of heroes that was mentioned towards the end of the Adero Corp. civ....

>>28184484
>Or maybe we find that duo of heroes
Now THAT would be lovely.
Those crazy brothers and their spiderborg.

Rolled 72

>>28184484
That would be good.

oh gods i just realised
this is our 3rd 100

Rolled 53

>>28184484
An english lizardman hunter and a redneck banjo playing bandit mechanic riding a BorgST ala the Dukes of Hazzard.

>>28184574
I know, it's only a matter of time

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>>28184611
>Dukes of Hazzard
A Jumper BorgST mind you, it's perfect.

>>28184611
>>28184636
true to spider form it accidently got brought onboard the pirates ship while they were looting and since customs isnt a thing there will now be a spider pandemic

Rolled 14

>>28184574
>>28184611

It's by thread, so it shhouldn't hurt us unless EDE has modified his rule.

>>28184731
i hope youre right but i dont think you are

>>28184387
>>28184436
Well our guys scouted out ALL THE FUCKING WAREHOUSES. Even BETTER we found ourselves a safe spot in each that NO ONE knows about besides our guys. Best part is their enough secured as Ovakil managed to bring back some of the security systems online in those areas.

Welp we ran a contest....and couldn't anyone. Like seriously where the FUCK did they all go? We actually had to take away all the rations in order to draw them out the fuckers were so sneaky. Got to eat after all...granted it did sorta take a few weeks and the hard liners are still no where to be found.

mfw you burned a action to enhance and you rolled a 100 that ended up on the would be bandit oh fuck.

Well CC is PISSED that her favorite boy toy(poor bastard must of finally made a run for it) and is no where to be found. Seriously though its not pretty were talking all the worst of crazy and scary boiling forth. Even the women are avoiding her right now and the men activated plan BLACK seemed to have vanished(explains the contest results somewhat but still as only a few of the guys came out for food).

She did however found access tunnels and maintenance/secret areas ALL OF THEM. Like she was out righting raping those areas so hard to make them reveal their secrets...good god what would happen if she had used her ravage ability. I mean even Cuban Pete was left in the dust.
...So anyone have any ideas on how to make them show themselves?

>>28184448
YOU I like. Cause pretty much yeah.

>>28184484
>>28184514
>>28184536
When you do something that is totally awesome enough for it then yeah I am not that much of a bitch.

>>28184574
Doesn't work across threads

>>28184750
>When you do something that is totally awesome enough for it then yeah
Dangit bobby.
Eh, there's always the chance they'll find employment for Vault 101

Rolled 10

>>28184788

That would be an interesting interplay, as the Head Scientist/leader of Vault 101 considers Richard his Arch-Rival and would undoubtedly recognize the handiwork.

Rolled 28

>>28184750
News
The women are in a bad mood as there are no men to rape. CC is still fuming and even the male heroes have gone into hiding. The few males who came out have regretted and deeply now surving as reminder as to why to NOT give in. Seriously though full on rape gangs going to the death have been reported. Turns out being sneakier then the women is very good thing to have. As is though there is a full on hunt going on for dick. If they can't dig out many males we can look forward to them seeking an outside source. Even the bots at this time are starting to seem rather iffy.

Turn 40
>>>>>A. Raid.
>>>>>B. Try to improve the base
>>>>>C. Try to improve weapons.
>>>>>D. Research technology.
>>>>>F. Explore in a direction/something.
>>>>>G. Scavenge/pillage for raw materials.
>>>>>H. Your choice
0 resource point

Population: 4500(4000 bandit 500 mutant) Other:
500 bots. 2500 zombie
Morale: Good
Food: Above Average
Water: Above Average
Fuel: Average
Armaments: Great
Infrastructure: Vault(Locked Down). Military Base(unsecured/infested)
Armor: Frosty Body Armor. Frost/Bio Hazard Power Armor(limited). Plagued body Armor. Raider Scale. Nomad Plate.
Weapons: Shotguns. SMGs. Hunting/assault Rifles. Knives. Molotov. Hatchets. DBM.
Technology: Jet packs(limited). Weapon Mod(Crude/basic). Ultra Bunker. Bandit Hybrid. Paramilitary Vehicle Engineering. Power Armor Tech(Hazard). Cold Resistance Excessive.
Materials:
Defenses: Vault Access. Plasma Flaming Containment Wall. Hazard Bunkers. Fortified Structures. Fire Wall. Ocean Aflame.
Power: Geothermal/ Nuclear

oh gods good plan + proper hero placement + 100 + no negative backlash yet i think im gona cry

>>28184872
did major shootystabby find anything awesome? also how many res did we get?

Rolled 86

>>28184872

So we don't have access to the males in our troops? Also, does our pop. have the 600 or so female bandits added in?

Rolled 51

>>28184907
We didn't have the space for it all.
He did however find out where all the missing shit was located and promptly secured it before vanishing.

Resource wise we have 5, but there is much more problem is space. We don't really have any designated areas for storage.

Rolled 80

>>28184961

Looks like we'll be acquiring a few empty warehouses.

>>28184982
And we know just the place.
Unless, typically, someone moved into the mostly empty warehouses CP was at.

Rolled 52

>>28184958
They have its just a number have died so its leveled off for now. As is female bandits are outnumbered like 5 to 1. Sadly turns out they have special training, plus, passed down genetics and then there is something more besides. Which makes it out that the males lose out. Used to be the Outlaw it was balenced between females and males(unless they were handsome). However all the new rabble has shifted the balance.

As for not having access pretty much. Their rather pissed about the lack of dick.

Reason being

Outlaw rule you may fuck anyone you can beat, but you have to find them first.

The competition allowed them to hide out within reason then CC went berserk.

interesting factoid
There is no such thing as a handsome male in the BloodSnow DeathSquad or at least they don't ever stay that way for long.

Rolled 1

>>28184998

I'm fairly concerned about how secure they could be made too.

Waiting for these to be answered >>28184958

If we don't have access to our males (do we have access to Ovah Kil?) how many actions do we have?

Alright, so we have our resources and plenty more secured, but not enough room. We discovered some "mostly empty' warehouses ripe for the taking, unless something moved back in.
The new faction is still in the northwest working on something.

Speaking of which, now that we have new resources at our potential disposal, let us not forget our ghoulish comrades still willing to trade.

well first things first we need to secure the FUCK out of the warehouses which may be difficult due to lack of manpower but never the less we need to keep that shit on lockdown bunkers directly around the warehouses and the warehouses themselvs need to be occupied and reinforced
also could CP do a song and dance to trick our boys into coming back? and a massive violent orgy ensues

Rolled 77

>>28185070
Same number of actions. Ovah Kil is still available.

Rolled 41

>>28185080
Oh yeah, the ghouls. We are in a position of much supplies and they still do have things we might want.

>>28185098
extra could genie provide an updated map plox?

Rolled 29

>>28185068

>Basic 1, 2, 3
Scout around all the warehouses to look for the one most inhabited by (non Bloodsnow) men and least defended. (coordinate with AI BilKil's remaining sensor network to narrow it down) Ovah Kill accompanying (with his bots if they're stealthy) because he's shooty AND stealthy.
>Bandit
CrayCray and all the women descend on said warehouse and seize all the men as slaves. They can get their rape on in order to subdue them if that's to their taste.

Rolled 48

>>28185142
Map has largely stayed the same still you go outside the base or enter the docks.

>>28185151
Sacrificing that many actions means you get 5 rolls for it.

>>28185098
and for the purpouses of entrenching would it be possible to take the required res directly out of the warehouses we are reinforcing? so we get to keep our 5 and still spend res

>>28185151
Do we really burn 3 entire actions on that?

>>28185098
>>28185080
>>28185070
Has some points

i believe bandits also get to upgrade structures as a free action as long as we have the res (see overflowing warehouses) is this true?

Rolled 47

>>28185192

We have access to some 500 soldiers (the women) and 500 robots [and they're wavering due to the women] right now until we can get the women to calm down (by getting their rape on).

So I'm thinking yes, we do need to burn several actions on satiating our women. We could use 1 basic action for fixing up storage units in our bunkers to temporarily store our loot while we acquire our full forces though.

>Basic 1
Fix up storage units inside/under the aegis of our bunkers and/or controlled facilities.

>Basic 2,3
Scout around all the warehouses to look for the one most inhabited by (non Bloodsnow) men and least defended. (coordinate with AI BilKil's remaining sensor network to narrow it down) Ovah Kill accompanying (with his bots if they're stealthy) because he's shooty AND stealthy.

>Bandit
CrayCray and all the women descend on said warehouse and seize all the men as slaves. They can get their rape on in order to subdue them if that's to their taste. Use the technical vehicles' smoke after surrounding whatever building the pitiful souls are trapped in to be able to get close enough to being the rapage action.

Rolled 52

>>28185275
Works for me.

Rolled 5

>>28185275
add on free bandit upgrade and you have my vote

Rolled 88

>>28185215
Bandits autoupgrade/equip for free other factions have to spend additional actions.

Meanwhile in a certain building.
"Man what the hell is wrong with these women", muttered a certain bot when suddenly a mysteriously figure appeared.

"Who the hell are YOU! More importantly how the fuck did you get into the most secured area of this base," demanded Ovah'Kil.

I am known as Charlie," stated the figure removing the shrouds. "I came here to answer a few questions."

..."Wait how you carry the mark of them bandits but despite being amazingly fucking hot...your STILL that way? How the fuck?"

"I will explain that in due time. Are you aware of the stories about the Faceless Princes?

Ah you mean that tale the women tell about why there are no hot males to the little girls as an excuse for their horrible mangling of them until they get older and take part in said mangling?

Exactly its actually based in truth.

OOHHH this gunna be good. I can taste it.

Despite being a ro-nevermind anyway it all begin in a certain insane asylum for you see we are several generations old obviously this means...

Rolled 51

>>28185275
>>28185364
These

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>>28185400

Beneficial random event, ho!

Rolled 96

>>28185275
then take either action 2 or 3 and turn it into upgrade defences then get bandity with it

Rolled 62

>>28185275
Basic ramshackle storage facilities online.

Warehouses scouted contained multiple factions including a few slaves.

The females could no longer contain themselves right on time too considering they had brought on the blowtorches and metal dildos. Which made even the bots disapear just happened to be RIGHT when the orders came legit excuse and everything. Luckily they were able to take out their 3 major failures out on the bandits. I wont go into what they did overall suffice to say it became a violent rage filled orgy which ended in the death of teh targets. Not even the slaves were except though they survived(probably due to experience) and were taken back for more fun time. Though they still weren't satisified and took out yet another warehouse doing the same thing to them. Strangly enough the other factions did not interfere alsmost as if someone had taken care of them so as they wouldn't interrupt.

In any case the males returned once more.

acquired 500 slaves(mostly female).

Turn 41
>>>>>A. Raid.
>>>>>B. Try to improve the base
>>>>>C. Try to improve weapons.
>>>>>D. Research technology.
>>>>>F. Explore in a direction/something.
>>>>>G. Scavenge/pillage for raw materials.
>>>>>H. Your choice
4 resource point

Population: 4500(4000 bandit 500 mutant) Other:
500 bots. 2500 zombie
Morale: Good
Food: Above Average
Water: Above Average
Fuel: Average
Armaments: Great
Infrastructure: Vault(Locked Down). Military Base(unsecured/infested)
Armor: Frosty Body Armor. Frost/Bio Hazard Power Armor(limited). Plagued body Armor. Raider Scale. Nomad Plate.
Weapons: Shotguns. SMGs. Hunting/assault Rifles. Knives. Molotov. Hatchets. DBM.
Technology: Jet packs(limited). Weapon Mod(Crude/basic). Ultra Bunker. Bandit Hybrid. Paramilitary Vehicle Engineering. Power Armor Tech(Hazard). Cold Resistance Excessive.
Materials:
Defenses: Vault Access. Plasma Flaming Containment Wall. Hazard Bunkers. Fortified Structures. Fire Wall. Ocean Aflame.
Power: Geothermal/ Nuclear

Rolled 93

>>28185576

*phew* Ultimate disaster averted.

Did the males bring back any stuff with them? (like, say, resources?)

Can we ask Ovah Kil about any conversations he's had with interesting figures recently?

>>28185576
Hmm, maybe we can set aside some of these men for hiding so well as a minor stealth ops group.

ok so now we can make with the saftey making
basic 1
scout bunkers directly around the warehouses and the general area around the warehouses we own and see if they are occupied and/or hostile bring pyro and pals to distribute some of our traps that we made
basic 2
ovahkill and major shootystabby oversee the fortifications to the warehouses OK to make sure it works well with the security already in place and any tech advice and shootystabby to make it extra bandity and his hybrid bonus
basic 3
begin bringing res out of warehouses to our bunker storage areas + upgrade bunker storage
bandit
with the mens help aquire more slaves to continue the violence orgy

Rolled 8

>>28185742
forgot my dice

Rolled 23

>>28185400
>>28185615

Thanks to our group being several generations old and military origins we had female always among our number. Somehow however women wouldn't normally be able to hold their own against the men but thanks to our military training. We those advantages were turned against them. nullifying the penalty.

Several traditions arose such as the fact anyone you could beat you had for the night. It did however have to be solo. This worked rather well problems began to arose however with breeding for you see male and female children are kept together until they turn 10 then they live with their corresponding gender. During this time they are allowed to fuck since became reproductive. Thanks to the dangers of childbirth however young females were closely kept guarded from the males until their bodies developed till it was best able to handle it or if they stopped developing. This only includes the males for a few years as their training finishes up and they adjust(till about 12-13 or so). Worse yet thanks to this way they were used to teaming up and this showed up during attractive male specimens(who were snapped up young when they were still cute). You would think that thanks to the rule it could only be solo. However it forgets to mention that if you have more then one challenger you must still win. Plus after battles or patrol you are also vulnerable unless so wounded as you cannot defend yourself.

interesting but that does not explain you.

Charlie smiled.

Officially only the females are allowed to openly protect young women until they are ready. There is however an unofficial deal for males.

and that is?

"You receive training in how to be sneaky you have to when your still cute and young. Sadly however the women can be quite persistent and the training is never official. For you see where the females got special combat training WE the males got special stealth training was passed down to us. Everything else we both learned equally.

>>28185767
oh cocks

>>28185779
Chill, I'm sure some of us can give some better rolls.
>>28185773
Hmm, very interesting.

Rolled 1

>>28185773

Hah, I don't think there's a single bit of the fluff you've ever made that I don't love.

Rolled 96

>>28185742
I'll go with this unless someone has any other plans in mind.

>>28185742
oh i ment to add CC to bandit

>>28185742
>>28185892
This
>>28185890
And this roll

Rolled 44

>>28185840

Well now I've rolled 2 1s and a 100 just like the other night.

>Bandit
Explore the warehouse complex immediately to our north and look for empty (or mostly empty warehouses that we could fortify and store our excess goods in. Have CrayCray go for this. The closer the warehouses are to our little corner of the base the better.

>Basic 1, 2
Send in the Armsmaster and Ovah Kil, along with the Pyro to fortify the shit out of the warehouse(s) we selected. Minefields (of all the types) errwhere, DBM turrets errwhere, maybe some plasma walls courtesy of Pyro, otherwise flamewalls, BilKil's connection re-established and security measures back online, EVERYTHING. If our storage is going to be separate from our bunkers then it needs to be at least twice as hardened as them. (We should be able to spend 5 Res. on this because of the number of actions and hero assignment)

>Basic 3
Send some men to scout out the Northwestern-most bunker

Rolled 4

>>28185773
"The thing is however the more attractive you are the more pressing it was until it was too late. Obviously if you failed well no further explanation required. If you succeeded however...

I see so basically the more handsome one is the better one be at being stealthy?

Exactly. This was only really pressing when you are young(become better then average) or in the top 20%(better get good REAL quick). Luckily I and others succeeded.

Heh must be really good despite everything being in such close quarters, being wounded, having to take care of functions and work together to stay hidden through all of that...amazing truly.

Indeed.

Acquired hero

Charlie the Handsomest Rogue(as in women literally sploosh just glancing at him and gays for that matter)

Bonus Stealth
Bonus Detection

Abilities

Faceless- Cannot be identified and can easily penetrate areas(major bonus to stealth/infilteraton)

Grand Master Ninja- Has undergone unusual spec op stealth training and vastly exceeded expectations.

Master Rogue- Skilled in many many things.

Rolled 34

>>28185948

Add Charlie the Handsomest Rogue onto Action 3 and you've got my vote.

Rolled 45

>>28185948
>>28185997

I'll take this with the modification over this >>28185742
because you're a bit too vague. EDE would probably make us grab some facilities on the far side of the military base since you didn't specify.

Rolled 7

>>28185948
>>28185997
Changing my vote to this.
Please don't be a 1

>>28185948
>bandit
explore is very fine tuned scouting and why would we search for storage areas FARTHER from our main area
also exploring is not a very bandity action

Rolled 80

>>28185948
Do this instead,

i also vote
>>28185773
>>28185892
with this>>28185890

>>28186092
heh ment
>>28185742

Rolled 80

>>28186063

Bandit actions are modified military actions and they get a special, bandit-specific scouting/exploring type (that EDE has given us the specifics of yet).

We can't open bunkers up, and I was under the impression that the warehouse complex to the north of our Vehicle Garage was the closest complex of warehouses to our area that there was.

Rolled 26

>>28185948

I'll voet for this with the modification here >>28185997

>>28186112
It's really about what this guy said >>28186048
Good rolls don't mean good plans, and you have to be very, very specific.

>>28186158
yes and we own that complex and unless i misunderstand people are planning on exploreing further north instead of holding onto what we have

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>>28185742
All of said bunkers are locked up tight. Second part denied as that would be TWO actions.

Security is largely disabled/offline. Ovah Kil made some calls and said soon now that their secured the ghouls will arrive and get to work. Shootystabby has remained there till their arrival in order to assist as well as a few bots.

resources being transfered
18 res acquired.
Bunkers are now full.

Bandits have went out to acquire slaves, but were unable to really find any as the bandits were now full on paranoid/terrified and they did not know of any other groups that would work.

Event
the Female Bandits of Base Walker have joined our forces being most impressed and tired of dealing with hostile zombies. They had claimed a contested barracks full of zombies and had several bunkers under their control

acquired
2500 bandits
7000 zombie basic
500 advanced zombie

1 barracks(houses 10000)

WARNING winter has commenced WARNING

To avoid foul weather zombies are being housed in the barracks
Turn 43
>>>>>A. Raid.
>>>>>B. Try to improve the base
>>>>>C. Try to improve weapons.
>>>>>D. Research technology.
>>>>>F. Explore in a direction/something.
>>>>>G. Scavenge/pillage for raw materials.
>>>>>H. Your choice
4 resource point

Population: 7000(4000 bandit 500 mutant) Other:
500 bots. 1000 zombie
Morale: Good
Food: Above Average
Water: Above Average
Fuel: Average
Armaments: Great
Infrastructure: Vault(Locked Down). Military Base(unsecured/infested)
Armor: Frosty Body Armor. Frost/Bio Hazard Power Armor(limited). Plagued body Armor. Raider Scale. Nomad Plate.
Weapons: Shotguns. SMGs. Hunting/assault Rifles. Knives. Molotov. Hatchets. DBM.
Technology: Jet packs(limited). Weapon Mod(Crude/basic). Ultra Bunker. Bandit Hybrid. Paramilitary Vehicle Engineering. Power Armor Tech(Hazard). Cold Resistance Excessive.
Materials:
Defenses: Vault Access. Plasma Flaming Containment Wall. Hazard Bunkers. Fortified Structures. Fire Wall. Ocean Aflame.
Power: Geothermal/ Nuclear

Rolled 78

>>28186209

Oh, we do? My bad. I didn't know.

>>28186223
>WARNING winter has commenced WARNING
Jesus christ.
Here come those 100's guys.
Fuck, next time we buy a doppler radar, we should've been more prepared.

Rolled 22

>>28186223
Fuck, are the ghouls still selling those winter goggles and amor?
Dammit, we should've started building defenses around the abonimable snowmonster infested buildings.

Rolled 72

>>28186276
Negative. Even the pirate fleets were not dumb enough to stick around and have since left.

>>28186223
How bad is the weather right now?

>>28184750
>Well our guys scouted out ALL THE FUCKING WAREHOUSES. Even BETTER we found ourselves a safe spot in each that NO ONE knows about besides our guys. Best part is their enough secured as Ovakil managed to bring back some of the security systems online in those areas.
>security systems online in those areas
>>28186223
>Security is largely disabled/offline. Ovah Kil made some calls and said soon now that their secured the ghouls will arrive and get to work. Shootystabby has remained there till their arrival in order to assist as well as a few bots.
>Security is largely disabled/offline.
wut?

>>28186309
see >>28186223
They were holding down two buildings and had some defensive lines going, are those still there and whats their condition?

Rolled 12

>>28186223

Did we only gain 4 resources from our Critical on looting?


>Basic 1
Have the Arms Master, and Ovah Kil work on developing some thermal or sonic sensors that can be integrated into our power armor for allowing us to see in the snow.
>Basic 2
Have Charlie lead his best, most stealthy scouts and try to identify what the things that lurk in the winter are. He might try hanging out in the vehicle depot by our vehicle garage, because they seemed interested in that last time.
>Basic 3
Have Pyro devote his time towards developing a system that'll keep our bases from icing over or being snowed in and becoming useless.
>Bandit
Fortify/lock the fuck down everywhere. But ESPECIALLY our supply storage facilities and the Vehicle Garage. CrayCray.

>>28186309
>pirate fleets
Dangit, we completely forgot to talk to those guys.
I have a feeling they were up to something important.

>>28186329
Yeah, and the pirate bunkers. If the weather is still moderately good we might be able to move in and fortify/take those places before something else does.

Rolled 8

>>28186338
i like it heres hoping for a better roll

Rolled 57

>>28186321
Largely does not mean completely. Security in the warehouses is indeed largely disabled except for those areas.

>>28186310
Snow is pouring down its not the old constant blizzard tier yet but in a few turns they will begin appearing and in a few turns after that be constant.

>>28186329
Badly damaged if not outright wrecked.

>>28186338
Ah forgot to say you have like 24 resources or so now. My bad.


BilKil as reminded us that just as he is getting blocked so too is he trying to block to blockers.

>>28186338
no we just got 18 from warehouse distribution

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Rolled 53

>>28186338
Voting

>>28186408
>Badly damaged if not outright wrecked.
Do we have any idea what happened?

Goddamit, we finally get some resources to trade and NOW the ghouls with all the glorious continent tech are gone. Didn't even bother to bid us farewell for a last minute trade.

>>28186408
well you made it sound like nothing was done by major shootystabby and it would seem that all OK did was call tech support.
was there any fortification?

Rolled 11

>>28186338

>Implying this won't be the vote with the 1

Rolled 24

>>28186449
Its pretty well damaged the orgy did a real number on the stuff.

Rolled 40

>>28186338
C'mon good roll

>>28186506
the orgy happened the turn before the fortification. im all for you holding us to our word/phrasing but im going to hold you to the same Genie.
i told them to fortify the warehouses and intagrate the security that you said was online in those areas (the warehouses) and youre telling me that nothing came of that? i call bullshit

Rolled 41

>>28186571
Ah my bad then. In any case though the ghouls maintenance and repair have come and brought the security back online.

>>28186571
Eh, what's did is did. Could've been a lot worse anyway. We're in a pretty good position anyway, we've got more buildings than we could've ever hoped for in a single thread.

Taking them is one thing. Now, now we have to hold it!

>>28186615
thats what im trying to do

>>28186611
that dosent cover what fortifications should have been done indipendant of the already in place security system wether or not it was online

Rolled 64

>>28186338

Vooote

Rolled 27

>>28186695
Fine that is also done barricades, killzones, etc. Have been placed and are intact also security systems have also been brought online.

>>28186780
thankyou

now i would like to apologize to everyone else in the thread for bringing this quest to a screaching halt with my asspie overload

>>28186834
Hey, whatever helps the quest is fine with me.
Now put that same effort into helping us deal with fucking yeti's.

Rolled 38

>>28186338
Development on thermal or sonic sensors didn't go very well. Sure we got the stuff in the power armor problem is can not be good enough at times.

Charlie and his boys got ambushed on the way there.

lost
100 Faceless Princes
Wounded Charlie

Pyro was last seen tinkering with pipes, the hot water(much to everyones frustation) and finally even the plasma sources. We have no idea how much progress he has made. Considering the only problem we could encounter is being buried alive and even then we got stuff for that...we don't know what he is planning exactly. Or if Pyro is guy for that matter...no one has actually figured out that. Thing seems to always be in its suit or setting entrenched in an inferno.

Defenensive systems online and CC is doing weird things. Involving stripping and screaming while running around in the nude. Pulling out wires and ripping wholes in things. We have no idea what she is doing. The boys there just did the same old unless she interfered.

Turn 44
>>>>>A. Raid.
>>>>>B. Try to improve the base
>>>>>C. Try to improve weapons.
>>>>>D. Research technology.
>>>>>F. Explore in a direction/something.
>>>>>G. Scavenge/pillage for raw materials.
>>>>>H. Your choice
22 resource point

Population: 4500(4000 bandit 500 mutant) Other:
500 bots. 2500 zombie
Morale: Good
Food: Above Average
Water: Above Average
Fuel: Average
Armaments: Great
Infrastructure: Vault(Locked Down). Military Base(unsecured/infested)
Armor: Frosty Body Armor. Frost/Bio Hazard Power Armor(limited). Plagued body Armor. Raider Scale. Nomad Plate.
Weapons: Shotguns. SMGs. Hunting/assault Rifles. Knives. Molotov. Hatchets. DBM.
Technology: Jet packs(limited). Weapon Mod(Crude/basic). Ultra Bunker. Bandit Hybrid. Paramilitary Vehicle Engineering. Power Armor Tech(Hazard). Cold Resistance Excessive.
Materials:
Defenses: Vault Access. Plasma Flaming Containment Wall. Hazard Bunkers. Fortified Structures. Fire Wall. Ocean Aflame.
Power: Geothermal/ Nuclear

Rolled 91

>>28186851
Thinking their JUST yetis or the nastier star wars variant. Come on anon.

>>28186834
It's okay...but keep in mind that EDE is having a shit time IRL right now, and we're he relief from that so let's try not to exacerbate his problems by being extra polite in the future.

>>28186889
>Charlie and his boys got ambushed on the way there.
>lost
>100 Faceless Princes
>Wounded Charlie
Dammit that was a scouting run too, and these are our best.
Doesn't bode well for their debut mission either, but these monsters are something else.

>>28186930
thats because we went out to meet them in their element literaly best we can hope to do is 1hold position 2make stuff(dat22res) 3not rape ourselves into oblivion

>>28186909
Yeah, they're military trained yeti-mutants with physiologies so powerful they can only go out during winter for all the heat they generate.

Rolled 8

>>28186979
Now that is more like it anon.

>>28186979
>>28186930
>>28186971

So i think we all agree that we just fortify and R&D until the winter passes.

oh i do believe the good Major found somthing to his liking during the looting of the ages, now would be a good time to delve into that. after hes finished with that all i can think of is using him to either upgrade what we have or produce more of the same, we have lots of new members it would be a shame if they felt left out by not having all the coolest toys

>>28187036
>implying ede will let us off that easy
Or at least, until they come a knocking on our door or our men (and women) go cabin crazy and we eat ourselves like cuttlefish.

But yes, we should hold and develop some winter warfare tactics. Think of something imaginative.

>>28187024
Or you gave us some sort of horrific biomod-specializes thinktank remnants that combined with military remnants to fight, as the Command Center controls the primary access to the vault.

Rolled 14

>>28187064
Maybe Pyro could replicate some more firewalls and lay down some pipes with holes on them in pathways, that can melt paths protected on both sides by a wall of fire.
So at least we can walk in between our bases.

Rolled 16

>>28187064
Bandits especially the craz(ier) ones don't take to it well.

>>28187111
Ah you know me so well.

>>28187119
The problem is we are not only fighting monsters, we are fighting the weather itself AND monsters who are empowered by it.
How does one fight the snow?

>>28187178
>How does one fight the snow?
Torgue would say make it go BOOM
Pyro would try to BURN it.

well if no one else has anything

basic 1
have major shootystabby get to tinkering on whatever he found that was to his liking in the raid (dat 100 find)
basic 2
set up a regular job rotation for everybody to keep from going stir crazy (trying to appeal to our paramilitary side deep deep down)
basic 3
have CC and CP come up with fun activitys and arts and crafts to keep the bandits entertained(see also the most discusting orgy pit you can think of)

Rolled 5

>>28187239
damn i forgot my dice again

Rolled 9

>>28187230
>Pyro would try to BURN it.
Maybe, just maybe. . .
These monsters have white fur yes? Maybe if we go up wind and burn some soot into the air, they'll stick out like a sore thumb in the black snow (deadsnow).

Rolled 96

>>28187239
Add Ovah Kil to basic 1 and do
>Bandit
FORTIFY
And i'm good with it.

>>28187239
>>28187353
Alrighty then.

>>28187353
i approve of these changes and this roll

>>28187230
well in the 1st or 2nd thread when we first got pyro he somehow ignited the perimiter wall into a plasma fire inferno which i dont think went out (if it did we were not told) if that isnt doing anthing against this blizzard then i dont think we got much chance of doing much more

We're really forgetting to consult our heroes and allies again.
We've got a lot more bandits this time, some of whom have been here as long as us (or longer).

Does anyone of our new members have insight onto the monsters?

>>28187500
oh yeah lets take this chance to chat up AI BilKil

Rolled 45

>>28187239
>>28187353
Major shootystabby has begun working on whatever it is that he found.

People are already going crazy worst yet the slaves didn't keep them nearly entertained as we had hoped and are now taking it out on each other. Suffice to say tons of fighting and sex is going on. Its so bad even Breaker is having problem doc Bitka included. Even CC has disappeared in her quarters boy toy in tow. She stated that she was going to busy for a while. Pyro meanwhile has vanished in the snows solo.

CC came out and went through the new recruits before discussing somethings to the females. They seem quite happy about whatever it is. After that however CC vanished. Cuban Pete meanwhile has started several dance rooms which have a pit in the middle as well as cages(for both fucking/fighting). He set up several competitions and tournaments of varying kinds. All of which are well used. Shit sometimes some are not even patient enough to get into the areas.

Meanwhile fortification work continues.

Turn 45
>>>>>A. Raid.
>>>>>B. Try to improve the base
>>>>>C. Try to improve weapons.
>>>>>D. Research technology.
>>>>>F. Explore in a direction/something.
>>>>>G. Scavenge/pillage for raw materials.
>>>>>H. Your choice
19 resource point

Population: 4500(4000 bandit 500 mutant) Other:
500 bots. 2500 zombie
Morale: Good
Food: Above Average
Water: Above Average
Fuel: Average
Armaments: Great
Infrastructure: Vault(Locked Down). Military Base(unsecured/infested)
Armor: Frosty Body Armor. Frost/Bio Hazard Power Armor(limited). Plagued body Armor. Raider Scale. Nomad Plate.
Weapons: Shotguns. SMGs. Hunting/assault Rifles. Knives. Molotov. Hatchets. DBM.
Technology: Jet packs(limited). Weapon Mod(Crude/basic). Ultra Bunker. Bandit Hybrid. Paramilitary Vehicle Engineering. Power Armor Tech(Hazard). Cold Resistance Excessive.
Materials:
Defenses: Vault Access. Plasma Flaming Containment Wall. Hazard Bunkers. Fortified Structures. Fire Wall. Ocean Aflame.
Power: Geothermal/ Nuclear

>>28187563
>Pyro meanwhile has vanished in the snows solo.
Let it be said this wasn't our direct fault and we did not send him off on a crazy mission.

Only the first months and things are barely holding together, we've got to do something.

Rolled 87

>>28187500
They stayed inside during winter if they went out it was in heavy force, even then they never went out during a blizzard. According to them that is when the worst of the worst come out. Even Zombies don't go out then.

As for monsters there are variety of them. They most fear however the Froz and Yeshka. Both are mutants otherwise you have your typical monsters frosty monsters.

>>28187523
Ask what exactly?

>>28187636
>They stayed inside during winter if they went out it was in heavy force, even then they never went out during a blizzard.
How did they keep themselves from going mad and how did they predict when a blizzard would strike?

Rolled 80

basic 1
Major and OK continue work
basic 2
dedicate forces to make sure Major's work goes un-interupted and make sure he gets anything and everything he needs (keep the crazies out)
basic 3
(this is kind of an extra) inform our forces of and offer safe transport to the friendly ghouls hall of debauchery

bandit
fortification continues if we have reached fortification cap then begin producing bandity equipment

>>28187713
also i am worse than useless when it comes to dialog so ill leave that to everyone else

Rolled 19

>>28187668
Wanna know this as well.

Rolled 96

>>28187713

We don't have a safe means of transport to the 'friendly' ghouls hall of debauchery. That being said, that gives me an idea.

>Basic 1
Major StabbyShoot and Ovah Kil continue working on what they're doing. Assign the more stable bandits to this.

Basic 2+3
Party!!! Cuban Pete!! Let's try to not kill ourselves or get wounded beyond possibility of repair, but otherwise have fun!

>Bandit
Continue fortification, if we can't fortify anymore then...make our party extra-bandity

Rolled 35

>>28187668
They usual had things inside to deal with which kept them busy. As for blizzard prediction ealier or later on during winter avoid nighttime during the middle don't go out at all.

>>28187668
possible hibernation but that kinda gets shot to hell based on how we get wrecked when trying to scout them
as for predictions, what makes you think they have predictions or even need them?

>>28187806
>As for blizzard prediction ealier or later on during winter avoid nighttime during the middle don't go out at all.
Okay, so that gives us what, one or two months we can venture out during the daytime alone. We need to take advantage of that.
They've held the ropes and gone out the in the winter before, do they have any advice on what we could do?

We need more "inside things" to keep us busy.

Rolled 12

>>28187834

We could always order them to dig, if BilKil says that won't compromise the underground security measures.

>>28187826
>what makes you think they have predictions or even need them?
Well when blizzards mean insta-death, you don't want to get caught in one out on a mission.

Besides see >>28187806 we have a narrow window of while we can still stick our heads out the bunkers and we need to use it wisely.

>>28187826
disregard this i thought you were talking about the uber-yetis

Rolled 96

>>28187834
Wanna hear an answer to this, then I'll vote on actions

>>28187863
nooooooooo
nononononono
leave the underground alone
no

>>28187916
I thought we didn't have an underground.
Please don't say we do.

Rolled 77

>>28187803
i can get behind this if you change bandit to something more specific like
if fortification is at cap begin producing all types of landmines to spam when winter ends

Rolled 4

>>28187960

Heh, that's what I originally had written, but then I decided to change it because I wasn't sure producing mines qualified under a bandit action.

Rolled 62

>>28187939
....the vault is underground you know.

So yeah.

>>28187939
100% of genies quest have had horrible things underground so i am using meta knowledge but that hasnt been penilised before so im using it here

>>28187980
bandit items... its argueable

Rolled 76

>>28187994
There are horrible things everywhere the only reason I don't penalize meta is because no matter what somehow it will influence your actions even if you don't mean it to. I am not about to penalize something that you cannot control. I do however try to discourage it(by having surprises or worse).

>>28187834
>We need more "inside things" to keep us busy.
We could develop robot bandit combat games/training.
The rules are simple, one on one matches between a robot and a bandit with any melee weapon he can hold. If the bandit wins and the robot is smashed, we build a better one. The bandit that continually rises to the top or the robot that defeats all bandits might even become a figure of significance.

In the end we blow of steam and get robots that are incredibly adept at close quarters combat with other bandits.

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>>28188156
Or just, actual "Iz you a tinkerin git" build a robot contest, and find some of our more tech savvy people while entertaining.
The top runners up join ShootyStab as his personal crew.

>>28188156
i like it

Rolled 41

>>28188156
>>28188188

They're already doing combat tournaments. There aren't enough of them to keep us all busy and the contestants are getting in fights with each other (and everyone in general) before they even get to the ring/pit/cage.

>>28188200
Bigger pit cages?
Or throw some robots into the fray to try and keep order/toss the more violent ones into the pit and extract the wounded.

>>28188233
they are technicly security bots so this makes sence

Rolled 78

>>28187803
Vote this.
Also extra:
>Throw some security bots into the fray to extract the wounded and throw the more violent ones into the pit, to tire themselves out.

Rolled 41

>>28188233

But...they like fighting each other.

>>28188307
We'll let them fight.
Just not to the death, the wounded and tired ones get pulled out to heal and eat and return to the madness.

We've got a mini valhalla going on.

Rolled 6

>>28188307
That's alright, we just don't want the corpses to start piling up tho.
Just pull out the ones on the verge of death.

Rolled 10

>>28188359
They don't fight to the death unless its an execution. Basically it ends when either you surrender or can't fight.

>>28188375
Even the premature/uncontrolled fights that are starting to pop up in the lines to the arenas?

Rolled 82

>>28188400
Others interfere if it gets bad enough. The older well trained veterans in particular stress this.

>>28188427
Oh well then if they're not killing each other,yet, then that's fine. So long as we still have standard patrols and people capable of defending the base.

Rolled 60

>>28187803

Rolled 74

>>28187803
Work continues on his project. He claims its nearly finished.

Party has commenced. No holds barred or anything as the blizzards begin in earnest.

The last the fortifications(that we can inside) is finished off.

Meanwhile bots have been set into break up fights and enforce order among other things.

Turn 46
>>>>>A. Raid.
>>>>>B. Try to improve the base
>>>>>C. Try to improve weapons.
>>>>>D. Research technology.
>>>>>F. Explore in a direction/something.
>>>>>G. Scavenge/pillage for raw materials.
>>>>>H. Your choice
17 resource point

Population: 7000(6500 bandit 500 mutant) Other:
500 bots. 10000 zombie
Morale: Good
Food: Above Average
Water: Above Average
Fuel: Average
Armaments: Great
Infrastructure: Vault(Locked Down). Military Base(unsecured/infested)
Armor: Frosty Body Armor. Frost/Bio Hazard Power Armor(limited). Plagued body Armor. Raider Scale. Nomad Plate.
Weapons: Shotguns. SMGs. Hunting/assault Rifles. Knives. Molotov. Hatchets. DBM.
Technology: Jet packs(limited). Weapon Mod(Crude/basic). Ultra Bunker. Bandit Hybrid. Paramilitary Vehicle Engineering. Power Armor Tech(Hazard). Cold Resistance Excessive.
Materials:
Defenses: Vault Access. Plasma Flaming Containment Wall. Hazard Bunkers. Fortified Structures. Fire Wall. Ocean Aflame.
Power: Geothermal/ Nuclear

Rolled 66

>>28188544
>Basic 1
SS and OK, carry on with their work
>Basic 2+3
>"Though weather outside is frightful, but inside is so delightful."
Keep the party going, try to gauge what is it that bandits like and dislike and work up a method out of it. Keep rocking the joint Cuban Pete.
>Bandit
Pick out some of the more stable bandits and unassigned bots and tighten inside patrol patterns and surveillance. I don't want a rat to crawl into our base without us knowing about it.

Rolled 45

basic 1
give Major and OK everything they need to finish this
basic 2
(MY cabin fever has set in) explore inside our facility make sure nothing is amiss
basic 3
hold special celebration for those who have regularly come out on top in all the tournimants and general fighting +CP
bandit
hold another contest except instead of wepons this time its for creating the best bandity vehicle (there may be teams)

Rolled 33

>>28188544
Details on the party mostly involves, feasting, fucking, torture, rape, and fighting, also dancing. In fact the celebration was such that Breaker enjoyed a good break and even CC boy toy included came out to play, also out of the blizzard Pyro came back with more Syn and drugs now THAT was when the party really came alive. Even Pyro came out to play turns he er she? Is REALLY good at dancing like holy hell. Really need to figure out what the hell pyro is or its actual name for that matter.

Rolled 75

alright gimmy a sec gona get the best of both of these
>>28188688
>>28188693

Rolled 12

>>28188688
>>28188693
How about
Basic 1
>give Major and OK everything they need to finish this
basic 2
>explore inside our facility make sure nothing is amiss
>Do NOT open up doorways further into the underground or anything like that. Just do maintenance runs on previously established areas
Basic 3
>Keep the party going, try to gauge what is it that bandits like and dislike and work up a method out of it.
>hold special celebration for those who have regularly come out on top in all the tournimants and general fighting +CP +Pyro +CC
Bandit
>Pick out some of the more stable bandits and unassigned bots and tighten inside patrol patterns and surveillance. I don't want a rat to crawl into our base without us knowing about it.