The three of you can't help feeling out of place as you walk through the city.

The people all back away from you, looking fearfully your way as you pass, all three of their eyes wide. Salta has a completely indifferent expression through your walk, but Spina can't help smirking at the reactions you are getting.

Spina stops after a moment. "So, why aren't we just flying to the palace?"

"Because" answers Salta, "We'll see and learn more about this place if we walk there."

"And why exactly are you making the decisions?" Spina asks. "You aren't leader anymore, remember? Shouldn't he be deciding these things?" she questions, gesturing to you.

"Fine, let's ask him" Salta says in irritation.

The two sisters look at you.

>A. You agree with Spina, flying is the best way.

>B. Salt has a point, it's smarter to learn about this world

>>28179605
B. "Salta's right, apparently people here don't know how to fly. We do it and they might panic."

>>28179605
>B. Salt has a point, it's smarter to learn about this world
"Uses less energy that way. we should start suppressing our energy out of habit anyway"

Also, I have a present for you OP: http://pastebin.com/YkpPm16T

>>28179755
>http://pastebin.com/YkpPm16T
Very nice

>>28179755
>Saying Goku will never amount to anything

That's a good one. In about 20 years can't wait to fight the blonde version of him.

>>28179605
B. Let's walk a bit and get the lay of the land.

>>28179605
>>B
"They're already on the verge of despair and fear.
One more move that puts them into terror and they will be too scared to be truly controlled.
Also, this way we can evaluate their culture, history, but also the way they view us, the more we know, the more we can use"

>>28179729
>>28179755
"Salta's right, apparently people here don't know how to fly. We do it and they might panic" you say to Spina.

She rolls her eyes "The Sampans couldn't use energy, and they didn't panic! The Arlians...well, okay, the Arlians did panic, but they were afraid of their own shadows!"

"Uses less energy that way. we should start suppressing our energy out of habit anyway" you add.

She sighs "Fine, but walking around a city is going to get boring."

The three of you continue your stroll through the city, observing things as you go. You see that the peoples get around by walking or using some sort of hovering vehicles. There are stores for just about everything; clothes, jewelry, toys, swimwear, weapons, books, and so on. You can't help but wonder if you should try looking through these stores, find out a little more about their culture.

>A. Shopping time!

>B. Keep walking towards the palace

>>28179905

A. Shop. Let's buy a weapon, Ki Charged Weapons could be our deadly edge against certain opponents. We need money first though.

>>28179905
>B. Keep walking towards the palace

>>28179905
B. Meeting with the leaders will probably tell us more about these people than the souvenirs they sell to tourists.

>>28179905
>B. Keep walking towards the palace
There'll be time for shopping later. It'll look strange if we stopped on our way to meet the head of state to buy some baubles.

>>28179928
>>28179945
>>28179946
Dang I slick feel dumb now.

>>28179928
>>28179945
>>28179946
You consider going to the stores, but ultimately decide to just continue to the palace. After all, there will be plenty of time for shopping later, surely. With just walking, it takes several hours to reach the palace, but finally, you make it. You scan the guards at the entrance, their power levels are only 60.

>A. Kill them

>B. Tell them you wish to see their king

>C. Threaten them

>D. Leave

>>28180016
B Diplomacy helped us in the past.

>>28179810
Thanks. I'll try to keep it current for everyone, but no promises. Not that it matters a great deal one way or another, but do Greger and Lesoy exist, and is Atla that king we kept? Just to keep things tidy.
For reference:
http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Atla
http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Greger
http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Lesoy

>>28180016
B. No use frightening them if they've shown no outward hostility.

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>>28180016
>B. Tell them you wish to see their king

>>28180016

Threaten them

>>28180016
>B. Tell them you wish to see their king
I just walked in, so I have no idea how you guys have been handling these characters so far. Diplomacy seems sensible to me, but then this is about Saiyans and they aren't nice.

>>28180016
B. Diplomacy time. We need to be nice if we want that gravity chamber.

>>28180061
Dat dick punch

>>28180068
We're generally diplomatic, mostly because trying to create a coalition to defeat Freeza using fear is a terrible idea. Especially since we use abridged Freeza, who's even scarier.

>>28180069
And more scouters for our troops.

>>28180068
Welllll, try to build an empire based on fear to take on Freiza is.... Well it's dumb Freiza is scarier than us and as OP is using the abridged version of him there's no way to be more intimidating.

We smart dicks up in here.

>>28180068
Well we were killing people at first but that's when we we're under Frieza's control. Now we're leaders and dimplomacy is the best way to create a military against Frieza.

>>28180095
>>28180102
>>28180116
>trying to create a coalition to fight Frieza
Oh. We're a special breed of stupid monkey, then? Neat. Do we still have our tails? Those will be invaluable later.

>>28180163
Yeah we got it.

>>28180044
>>28180059
>>28180061
>>28180068
>>28180069
You tell the guards you wish to see their king. They take one look at your armor and lead you into the palace. It's massive, even compared to the other buildings in this enormous city. Walking down the great halls, you eventually reach a gigantic set of doors. The guards open them, and you march inside. An elderly looking man is sitting on a great golden throne. His eyes widen upon seeing you.

"H-hello, who are you?" he asks.

>A. Introduce yourselves, tell him of the saiyans and what you need his help for

>B. Kill him

>C. Ask him why he is afraid, though the answer is likely the strange armored aliens marching into his throneroom

>>28180180
C. Need to know if we can take it or not. If we can instant best friends. If not we cheese it. The monkey's need to be alive to kill Freiza.

>>28180180
A. Make sure to mention the threat of Frieza.

>>28180180
B

>>28180180
A.

>C

Let's NOT tell him why we're here just yet. Don't tell him we're the last Saiyans alive. Chances are he might think if we're it he can take us. He's afraid of us so if he had a choice we probably wouldn't be alive.

Go with C and calm him down.

>>28180180
>C. Ask him why he is afraid, though the answer is likely the strange armored aliens marching into his throneroom
They seem to recognize our armor. That's... not a good sign

>>28180259
Yeah, I think the planet trade organization beat us to the punch here.

>>28180180
A. He asked us who we are, so let's get introductions squared away.

>>28180180
It's tied up, so let's do both! A and C.

>>28180207
>>28180245
>>28180259
You ask the king what is wrong, he seems scared.

"It's just...you're saiyans, aren't you?" he asks.

"Well of course they are. The armor, the tails, what else would they be?" asks a new voice.

You turn and see a new person walking towards the throne. He looks a bit like the king, but far younger, and less afraid looking. He gives a respectful bow towards his father, then towards you and your team.

"I am Attan, prince of Metror" he introduces himself. He then gestures to the king. "This is my father, king Harord."

>A. Return the greeting and introduce yourselves

>B. Kill them both

>C. Ask how they knew you were saiyans

>D. Deny being saiyans

>>28180348

B

>>28180348
A then C.

>>28180348
>A. Return the greeting and introduce yourselves
Okay, let's finally tell them what's up now.

A

Scan everyone's power level.

>>28180384
Seconded.

>>28180348
C, also check power level of Prince, really need to rebuild our core team recruiting non sayians might introduced some long term advantages and prevent us from over specializing

>>28180394
When do we not?

>>28180411
Just incase.

>>28180348
We should be more worried about why the young one isn't afraid.

>>28179755
>Captain Strong
Damn, I forgot about those guys. Wonder if we'll end up facing the Strong Force?

>>28180348

>B
kill them both

>>28180493
That's not very diplomatic.

>>28180409

>adding people to the core team

This has obvious strategic benefits but we'll have to make it clear to them that the Saiyans are in charge, and Frank is in charge of the Saiyans.

We have and will execute traitors to the cause. Nothing can stand in the way of our revenge.

>>28180488
That pun is bad and you should feel bad. Mind you, I think that makes it totally appropriate for Dragon Ball, given how many names are based on puns.

>>28179755
So we're Frank, right? Looks like we can take on Dodoria and Zarbon in monkey mode at least. Need to do some more fightin' to get our piddly power levels up. Though, being as powerful as Nappa is pretty dang great as is.

>>28180348
C

"Many things have changed for our people under Lord Frieza's harsh rule...how have you learned of our race?"

Sets us up nicely for the big reveal that Frieza dicked us over too.

>>28180383
>>28180384
>>28180388
>>28180394
>>28180397
>>28180409
>>28180411
>>28180426
You bow and introduce both yourself and your team, before going for your scouter.

"No need, we aren't fighters, I assure you" Attan promises.

"He's telling the truth" Spina says after a moment. "Prince has a power level of 50, and the king is at 35."

You ask the prince how he knew you were saiyans.

"You mean besides the armor and tails?" he asks jokingly. "Our world has been under the control of the planet trade organization for years, and we've heard much about your people. Incredibly fierce warriors, or so I hear. Although, I also hear that your race is extinct, or nearly so. Something about an asteroid striking the planet."

>A. Tell him what really happened and what you plan to do

>B. Kill them both

>C. Ask if any of Frieza's men are here

>>28180542
C

Their response will likely tell us whether they have the balls to rebel against the PTO. Also, we should probably kill those mothahfuckers if they're loyal to Frieza.

>>28180542
C. Got a bad feeling about this. Skirt around the issue of us being technically fugitives. We might have to fight our way out of this one.

>>28180542
C. Ask for a name too. Average power level of his flunkies is 2000. We can take a few flunkies if it comes down to that

>>28180535
We also can't control our oozaru form though; they could outsmart us or gang up on us and we wouldn't have the option to retreat because oozaru are fucking retards.

>>28180542
B

Can't let them tell frieza about us.

>>28180542
Ask to talk in private then C.

>>28180542
>C. Ask if any of Frieza's men are here
I wanted to do A, but if this planet is under Frieza's thumb, we're going to have to play it safe.

>>28180609
We can just ask him to forget they ever saw us y'know.

>>28180603
>can't control our oozaru form
Bummer. Though, the only Saiyan we've ever seen do that is Vegeta. And his dad if you count some of the video games.

>>28180598
Nah, those are the flunkies he brought with him to Namek. His normal flunkies are much worse than that. Remember, the Saiyan army was considered an elite sub-organization.

C, also keep eye in Prince, we aren't the only ones who can suppress power levels,

The price seems smart, it might be a good idea to take him as a secret hostage and train him, new smart lackey and leverage over the king

This planet seems like it is thriving under the PTO, and I do not think they are going to risk it all for freedom.

Our best move is to act like flunkies for Frieza and then be on our way. We'll send our ships to one planet, and then from there move on to our base of operations.

>>28180586
>>28180596
>>28180598
>>28180610
You ask him if any of Frieza's men are here.

"At the moment, no" he tells you. "We've been valuable to them, but we're very far away from his other worlds, so he doesn't bother keeping troops here. He just comes here whenever he needs more supplies. Armor, scouters, energy blasters, that sort of thing. You might want to know, however, that we are expecting some of his men shortly. They're coming to collect some scouters they ordered."

>A. Try and convince them to join your cause, tell them what Frieza did to the saiyans and what you intend to do about it

>B. Kill them both.

>C. Leave

>D. Something else

>>28180681
We'll just go to Freiza planet 419, nobody ever goes to Freiza planet 419, not since its species miraculously repopulated...

WE CAN SEE THE FUTURE!

>>28180695
D

Get info on arriving Frieza's men, plan ambush.

Also you mad/sad no humble updates for like a week?

Also you mad no humble updates

>>28180695
>A.
Time to turn on some non-existent sayian charm I guess. Using our planet's fate as a reason for Frieza doing the same to them is a good start.

Honestly, it looks like they're weak enough and valuable enough to not get the Planet Vegeta treatment. But let's not tell them that.

>>28180695
Shiiiiit

D. Try and act like we're pro-Frieza as well.

>>28180695
D.

Ask them would they like to be liberated against Frieza?

Consider the fact that this is a intelligent society they want what's in it for them.

>>28180730
I am sad, but not mad. Humble does what Humble does

Gorilla tactics, steal or destroy supplied meant for frieza

A

>>28180695
>we are expecting some of his men shortly
Oh boy, is it time for the special guest?

when do we get SS?

>>28180829
After we get the Mangekyo Sharingan.

>>28180695
>You might want to know, however, that we are expecting some of his men shortly. They're coming to collect some scouters they ordered.

A. We also ask that they allow us to hide on the planet until that team arrives, picks up their order and leaves. We need all that tech.

>>28180841
But not before we achieve Bankai.

>>28180730
>>28180757
>>28180753
You tell them you also work for Frieza.

"Then why did you not know he has no men here, or that we were even under the control of the planet trade organization?" the prince asks.

"We were off world when it was destroyed" Salta says. "We've been trying to find a world where we could contact Frieza or his forces."

The prince chuckles "You did a very good job at looking and sounding sincere there" he compliments Salta. "But there are some problems with your story. For example, there are plenty of planets much closer to Vegeta than this one, most of which are under the control of Lord Frieza. Would you like to tell me the truth?"

>A. Tell him everything

>B. Kill them both

>C. Something else

>>28180829
You have to reach an emotional nadir. We can get it as early as this thread, if you don't mind watching the other girls die that is.

Best way is push-ups, sit-ups, and plenty of juice. Or hit it when we're fighting Frieza once he's kicking our ass. Vegeta didn't have the front row seats we did. That should bump up the hate for him enough for us to hit it.

>>28180695
>A. Try..
but it's not a good idea to stay here too long, speciallysince QM said we would be received by a "special guest" yesterday


Note: About team building, should we train and invite Teefog into our team? His power level is 3000

>>28180878

B
Ugh just kill them.
We goofed.

>>28180878
B. I get the feeling these guys are full on Team Frieza. Kill them, get out of here, steal what tech we can, then get off world before we're found out.

>>28180878
>A. Tell him everything
"Freeza decided to terminate our species employment. And us."

>>28180878
A.

>>28180897
>should we train and invite Teefog into our team?
I think we should leave him on Sampa; he's the closest thing they have to an actual defense against Frieza's lackeys right now. Maybe after we gear the rest of them up we can bring him, but until then I think it's best he stays where he is.

>>28180878
>C. Leave as fast as we can.

Are you guys not paying attention? Yesterday OP said we'd meet someone special here, someone that might cause our death, this someone might be Cui. Or it could be Freeza himself (then we are absolutely ******)

>>28180928
A.
I vote for this

>>28180878
B
I say we replace them with anti-Frieza-aligned politicians who can act as if they serve Frieza loyally.
Politicians lie all the time, so that should be a piece of cake.

>>28180878

We were off world and not close to planet vegeta retard. Thanks for telling us our families are dead though. We really appreciate it.

>>28180931
>>28180928
>>28180897
>A wins

>>28180878
C

"Either way we're on your side. What work needs to be done?"

>>28180878

>>28180932
Agreed, let's get the fuck out

>>28180968
We can't leave unless we kill them.

>>28180928
>>28180931
>>28180933
>>28180957
"Frieza decided to terminate our employment, and us" you tell him.

His eyes widen "You mean Frieza...oh god...that's horrific. Why would he do something like that? The saiyans were supposedly some of his most loyal and skilled followers."

>A. You don't know

>B. Tell him your plan

>C. Kill them both

>D. Something else

>>28181009
A. He's doing it to others too (Throw that in there to spur them into action.)

B.

>>28181009
>D. He was scared we would be too strong for him to contain.

>>28181009
B. If they truly weren't aware, we should tell them our plan and try and save them, too.

>>28181009
D.

"An in retrospect not so crazy Saiyan said he was afraid of our potential and that he was gonna blow up the planet. He did so that's probably the reason. Speaking of which, we were never here, got it?"

>>28181028
>>28181039
This is a good choice

B,

>>28181009
>A

Company restructuring. Anyone near the top of the useful list dies, and he trains the people directly underneath them how to fulfill duties previously held by the other guys, or they die too. It's a cycle of culling, and you might be next on the list.

>>28181009
D. "One of our main abilities is not our actual strength, but how quickly we improve through repeated combat. Freeza probably feared that eventually we could become a threat. Alternatively, he killed us for shits and giggles."
And B
Tell him that it will take some time but we have a plan. Alternatively he can betray us to Freeza and hope that despite the fact that he already blew up one planet to kill the Saiyan race he isn't willing to blow up a second to make sure. And of course he's willing to settle for turning your planet into a warzone.

>>28181009
A
We don't know, but we've never do anything that would bring about such destruction.
also, B
You're going to act as if everything's fine, while supplying us under the table. We are going to lay low in the seedy part of town where we'll blend in better.

>>28181134
About that. How many Frieza dollars we got on us? The armor kinda makes us stand out so we need some civilian duds.

>>28181159
I think you mean CHC's. Cold Hard Cash
As long as we shop at Space Target and not Space Hollister, we should be fine.

>>28181186
>>28181159

Freeza paid us in coupons. It was awful but the dental care made up for it.

>>28181032
>>28181065
>>28181123
An in retrospect not so crazy Saiyan said he was afraid of our potential and that he was gonna blow up the planet. He did so that's probably the reason. Speaking of which, we were never here, got it?" you ask.

The prince nods, wide eyed "Your race was that powerful?"

"One of our main abilities is not our actual strength, but how quickly we improve through repeated combat. Frieza probably feared that eventually we could become a threat. Alternatively, he killed us for shits and giggles" you tell him. "But we plan to gather an army and destroy Frieza, avenge our people, and keep the universe safe from that monster."

"And...you want us to join" the prince guesses. "I have no love for Frieza, but our people are not skilled fighters, and Frieza and his men come here often. We would not be able to join you without facing certain destruction."

>A. Then why not aid you in secret?

>B. Try and change his mind

>C. Kill them both

>D. Something else

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>>28181186
>Hollister.

We need a pair of J's.

>>28181213
the coupons are 2 packs for 1 of franks

>>28181225
A. we just need that tech

they can pretend to still be loyal to freeza maybe subtly sabotage there supplies to him

>>28181225
C
gotta be sure we're safe

>>28181225
>A. Then why not aid you in secret?
Dear lord, they're all gonna die.

>>28181225
A
Then don't do it directly. Help us from the shadows. We're going to need supplies, tech, vehicles and contacts.

>>28181118
This

>>28181225
A. If they slip us some scouters and armor and shit every now and then, we'll try and help them if shit goes south for them and eventually station troops here when we finally make our move against Frieza.

>>28181225
B.

"You don't have to fight, you don't even have to outwardly oppose Frieza. Just give us Technology and it will bring you back good fortune. We need things like a ship with Gravity control that we could train on, New Armor, Extra scouters."

>>28181256
Nope.

We will have to obliterate the entire planet, or announce that we are Earthlings. Everyone knows there are Saiyans on the planet.

>>28181225
>A. Then why not aid you in secret?
"If you can set us up with some supplies and tech that'd be already a lot of help. As you told us, Freeza doesn't have any troops here and won't notice if you secretly help us"
"You can pretend to still be Freeza's vassal but at the same time help the resistence"

>>28181225
>A. Then why not aid you in secret?
We have no intention of fighting him openly now. Give us certain supplies under the table and we'll do what we can for you if Freeza decides that he needs to downsize once more.

Who wants to cut off our tails, change clothes and pretend to be another race?

>>28181225
>A

>D
Also suggest that they might want to set up an off the books colony somewhere far from Frieza's territory. Just in case.

>>28181342
And glue a plastic eye to our foreheads

>>28181342
No sane Saiyan would willingly lop off their tail. Also, couldn't we just hide the tail under our clothing? Like, buy a sweatshirt or longish jacket?

>>28181376
You're right.

>>28181342
Cutting off the tail could be good. Don't really wanna be poppin our monkey unless we learn to control it, and the tails grow back super quick anyway.

I'm already waiting for the oh shit its a Metror joke if we ever meet tien

>>28181255
>>28181258
>>28181260
>>28181268
>>28181334
>>28181344
"If you can set us up with some supplies and tech that'd be already a lot of help. As you told us, Freeza doesn't have any troops here and won't notice if you secretly help us" you tell him.

"Fair enough" he responds. "Return here in one week, and we shall have something for you. For now, you might want to leave"

You suddenly sense several large power levels heading towards the planet. Your scouter confirms this a moment later. One power of 18,000, and four of 6,000.

>A. Suppress your power, get to the pods

>B. Prepare to fight

>C. Suppress power but stay on world

>D. Forget suppressing power, run to the ships, now!

>E. Something else

>>28181376
Speaking of which, if we're here at nightfall we become immensely interested with the ground. Dry ground preferably.

Oozaru are kinda not that subtle.

>>28181402
We don't even know if we can't control it
we haven't done it and it hasn't come up IC

>>28181293
What the hell are earthlings?
I know all the planets in Frieza's empire, and several outside, yet none host any creatures called 'earthlings'.

>>28181412
>A
>Supress our power
>Wrap tails around ourselves, using them like belts
>Run niqqa[
>Cui incoming

>>28181402
I forgot how fast they grew.

>>28181412
D

o god 18k we gotta go

>>28181412
C. They're gonna notice the pods. Suppress our power levels and hide in the sewers or some shit.

>>28181412
E) Surpess our power than wait until they have landed and met with who they are here to meet than leave in the pods so they won't notice us
oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit

it's fucking cui

>>28181412
>A
People will no doubt talk about Saiyans arriving on the planet after we've been spotted by the public. To avoid a confrontation with Cui, we need to get out of there as quickly as possible.

>>28181432
They don't grow back that easily

>>28181423
Exactly. It's the name of a fictional bunch of aliens, like Cyclons or Porororoka.

>>28181412
Suppress power as much as we fucking can (Trunks got it down to 5 and he was way stronger than us) and run to them damn pods.

Cheese it bitches we can't take Cui as we are without going giant monkey. And that's VERY risky.

I swear if there was an option to hide the pods yesterday

>>28181412
oh fuck
OH FUCK
C, stay on world, but supress and HIDE

>>28181412

>A. Suppress your power, get to the pods

>>28181402
Don't tails stop regrowing after Saiyan puberty? I thought that was the explanation for why Goku, Vegeta etc. didn't regrow their tails spurring DBZ

>>28181412
>C. Suppress power, hide pods.

>>28181471
>>28181402
Once they become adults, the tails don't grow back easily.

You know, a better question would be "WHY DIDN'T WE SUPPRESS OUR POWER LEVELS ALL THE TIME?!"

>>28181454
Gohan's grows back in the time between Piccolo cutting it off during training and Vegeta and Nappa attacking, which was less than a year.
And Turles makes Gohan's grow back in no time at all.

>>28181487
Whoops meant to write
>Once they become adults, the tails stop growing back.
Which means getting our tails back is out of the question.

If we lose our tail before we meet up with vegeta we are never going to hear the end of it

>>28181493
We did. We explicitly did at the start of the thread.

>>28181493
Didn't we just say that we should do that on our way to the palace? Actually, isn't our power currently surprised anyway?

>>28181524
There once was an explanation that Saiyan tails tend to grow back if the Saiyan is in danger.

However they sorta forgot about that in time.

>>28181529
Sure we will. We kill him and keep our throne, no more criticism from the man. Of course the sisters might not let us forget that part, but by then they'd probably be down with that.

>>28181531
Which is good because that means Cui doesn't know we're here. The pods also don't emit any sort of beacon so we don't have to worry about that front.

>>28181431
>>28181444
>>28181462
>>28181470
You and the others run as fast as you can without letting your power be shown. Civilians look at you oddly as you dash through the crowd. After about an hour, you come across the place where you landed....except there are no pods. You then notice a sign... "No parking at any time"

>A. Go to the DMV

>B. Hide

>C. Start fucking killing everything

>D. Something else

>>28181581
A. Why would any high powerlevel beings go to the DMV? Plus we can pretend we're part of the Planet Trade cause of our armor.

>>28181581

Lol they are impounded at the DMV,

Somnius, i think you took my joke suggestion last thread a bit too seriously.

>>28181581
YES
THIS IS GREAT
NOW WHOEVER JUST ARRIVED WON'T SEE THE PODS
>B. Hide

>>28181581
C
how dare they

>>28181581
A. This sounds like time for some comedy. i also doubt kiwi is gonna bother going to the DMV for anything so it should be safe

>>28181581
D. Grab some civilian clothes to wear and keep our tails hidden under them.
Then A.

>>28181581
Ah the humor. Dragonball had a lot of that. Now B. Run and hide like the very smart Saiyans we are. Take off the outer part of our armor too. The jumpsuit alone shouldn't stand out too much.

>>28181615
We can hide at the DMV. No one's going to go there. Plus all the time it's going to take waiting in line I mean we can be there awhile.

>>28181631
Seconding this!

>>28181581
>A. Go to the DMV

>>28181631
This

>>28181631
>>28181676
>>28181696

I agree

>>28181631
totally do this

>>28181581
A. Our bureaucracy jokes are now reality. Love it.

>>28181631
>>28181604
>>28181609
>>28181630
>>28181676
>>28181696
>>28181704
>>28181715
>>28181722
The three of you decide to go get some civilian clothes, running into one of the nearby stores. You get a decent looking suit, and a three eyes pair of sunglasses. Spina gets a cute little black dress, which she looks absolutely stunning in. Salta gets a low cut, tight fitting leather outfit, and winks flirtatiously at you as she exits the changing room.

Luckily, they take credits here, and you still have plenty left over from your saiyan jobs. You pay, put your armor in bags, and walk to the DMV

>A. Stand in line

>B. Try and speak with someone right away

>C. Kill anyone who doesn't get out of your way and demand your pods back

>>28181791
A

>>28181791
A. Saiyan might and power is no match for bureaucrats and pissy DMV clerks. We wait like everyone else.

>>28181791
>A. Stand in line
Get in the pods, get shot down. Longer we stay here, more chance of meeting Cui.

>>28181791
We gotta stand in line. Fantasizing about blowing the place up like they did in Megas XLR.

>>28181791
A. Stand in line.
D. Joke and flirt with the girls to pass the time while tracking the incoming power levels with our...power sense thing.

We should probably wear hooded robes over our armor from now on to hide our Saiyan-ness. Also so people don't associate us with Freeza anymore. Also once we're better at sensing energy, lose the scouters.

>>28181791
>A.
Standing in the DMV line
I'm having flashbacks...

>>28181839
Look, we have totally sufficient disguises with those three eyed sunglasses that were wearing in doors! Nothing to see here Anon!

>>28181791
Gonna need a drawfag, stat.
>A. Stand in line
I like that with every choice we make, "kill them" is always an option. Good to see that our Saiyan heritage isn't being ignored.
>>28181820
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMRIyKuaTPc#t=60
I wish.

>>28181791
A. Stand in Line, we have time to kill and we don't want anyone drawing attention by starting something at the DMV of all places. We all know how those clerks are.

Take the time to observe the people, how they act and how they speak. Gain gossip or insight on how to blend in.

have salta stay with you, you might need her to charm a male clerk. Have Spina hang out near the door as a look out. You know, incase the prince sells us out.

>>28181791
Complement the girls on their outfits. Try to hide slight nose bleed.

Then A. Make conversation to keep Spina from getting implpulsive Salta from feeling ignored.

>>28181811
>>28181812
>>28181817
>>28181820
>>28181830
>>28181849
You get in line. The line moves unbelievably slowly, due to a mixture of people having no clue what to do once they reach the front, and clerks constantly going on break, shutting down windows. At one point you don't think any windows are open. Later, a clerk comes back from lunch break, then goes back on it ten minutes later. Truly, this is the most infuriating thing you have ever dealt with.

>A. Say something to Salta

>B. Say something to Spina

>C. Start killing people

>D. Leave

>E. Kill yourself, this is awful

>F. Something else

>>28181853
Oh god thanks for posting the scene. This always feels so good to watch.

>>28181852
I mean for every world we go to from now on.

>>28181893
E

>>28181893
F. "OH MY GOD, IS THAT A LOCAL CELEBRITY OUTSIDE?"

>>28181893
A+B. Let's just make smalltalk. Maybe discuss plans for a nice big castle for when we have a stable base of operations.

>>28181893
>A. Say something to Salta
>B. Say something to Spina
Compliment the girls on their outfits. Then make sure we are continuously tracking our special guest and his friends.

>>28181893
E
dmv sux

>>28181893

Seconding both of these:
>>28181949
>>28181929

>>28181893
E
All will to live has been lost in this place

>>28181949
Second.

>>28181944
>>28181949
these two.

>>28181893
A and B. We speak of our dream of one day coming back here to blow this place up brutally.

Start with punching it to bits, followed by massive Ki blast volley, then finished off with our best most explody attack. Then more ki blasts just to be sure.

>>28181887
>>28181949

A and B. Talk to the girls

>>28181893

E It's been a good run

>>28181960
>>28181924
>>28181982

If these ***** make us kill ourselves and end the quest this will be the biggest ****** ever since /b/ was created.

>>28181994
>>28181993
>>28181990
>>28181991
>>28181949
>>28181944
Non Trolls win

>>28181929
>>28181949
"Oh my God, is that a local celebrity outside?!" you shout.

"Oh, shut up asshole" you hear someone behind you in line call.

Salta and Spina both laugh, you sigh, then compliment them on their outfits. Spina smiles and Salta smirks devilishly.

"Oh?" Salta asks "And what exactly do you like about it?"

>A. Say something

>B. Change the subject

>C. Start killing things

>D. Kill yourself

>E. Say something to Spina

>F. Something else

>>28181993
But we don't actually do it now I forgot to add. That'll flare up Cui's scouter, he'll come to investigate and kill us.

It's just a dream. A dream that will come true in the future. Fu-ture.

>>28182035
>A. Say something
Its flattering.

>>28182035
A. It fits your figure perfectly. Never thought clothing from an alien world could be so flattering to the Saiyan form.

>>28182035
>still keeping the "kill yourself" option
Its like you don't want us to be here or something.

>>28182076
>Implying killing yourself is not always a much considered option while waiting in line at the DMV

>>28181893
C.

>>28182065
lets not blow our cover. the rest of it is good though

>>28182065
I like this but for the love of god don't say Saiyan! It flatters "her" form. This place will turn chaotic if they hear saiyan and it might get back to Cui!

We're totally fucked if that happens.

>>28182099
>>28182117
Good point, drop the Saiyan from my vote.

>>28182065
a, "You look sexy enough to flirt our pods out of the impound"

>>28182035
A. I leave just enough to the imagination, by which I mean it leaves so little to the imagination that you begin imagining other things. You sparing or kicking ass in it for one. You not wearing it for another,

>>28182035
>A. "Both dresses really allow your best features to stand out"
"And by that I mean you both look smoking hot"

>>28182047
>>28182065
"It fits your figure perfectly" you tell her.

She grins "Oh? Have you been paying attention to my figure?" she asks, hands on her hips, one of which is cocked to the side.

"Oh, get a room, you two" Spina says

>A. Say something to Spina

>B. Say something to Salta

>C. Go back to waiting in line

>D. Kill yourself

>E. Kill everyone else

>F. Something else

>>28182174
>highlight your best physical features
>*stare at both Spina and Salta's breasts"

>>28182198
>C. Go back to waiting in line

>>28182198
D

We can't avoid this one forever guys.

>>28182198
F. Can't we sense energy? Can we sense where Frieza's men are and if they're on world, off world and not here yet, or leaving?

>>28182198
>A. "What I said refers to you too, Spina"
" You look amazing in that dress. But you'd look even better without it"

I must say, this is the most riveting part of the story so far. I hope to wait in line some more.

>>28182198
>kill yourself
>kill everyone else
WHO THE FUCK ALLOWS THOSE TYPE OF CHOICES?
all that does is allow samefags to samefag about and autism away quests.

>>28182198
A. Only if you'll be joining us.
Then C.

>>28182198
"You're quite right."
Gawk at Spina now, and lean across to see whats holding up the line.

>>28182198
D

Maybe we'll reincarnate as frieza

>>28182231
Seconding, but whisper that second part in her ear.

>>28182241
This works.

>>28182231
>>28182256

Cmon guys, if we want to keep both of them we've got to work for it. Support this!

A+B

Compliment Spina and ask how they both feel about what our next course of action should be?

>>28182198
B. "You're not looking bad yourself. We might be able to expedite this if you girls get flirty." While we check on the approximate proximity of Cui with energy sensing.

>>28182238
It's dumb yes, but it is something we can do. Not that we will but hey, DM's never stop players from being dumb.

>>28182235
I hope the sprite guy does an animation of this, in such a way that it can loop indefinitely and look as though they're forever waiting in line.

>>28182241
Seconded

>>28182231
A, "I'm sorry, I would compliment you to, but you are just beautiful for words"

than tell them to go be look outs. Use intimidation to get tot he front of the line.

>>28182231
>>28182241
>>28182242
"What I said refers to you too, Spina" you tell her. " You look amazing in that dress. But you'd look even better without it."

She snorts, but her cheeks turn a little pink.

You look to see what is holding up the line.

"Okay, so do you have form 1170?" the clerk asks the man at the front of the line.

"I have this one" he says, holding out a paper.

"That's the 1190" she says.

"Look, they gave me this and told me to stand in this damn line" he growls

"Sir, don't get snippy with me" the clerk responds.

"I've been waiting all day!" he shouts.

"That is not my prerogative" she responds.

They trade shouts for a few more seconds before the clerk gets up and goes on brake.

>A. Keep waiting

>B. Say something to Salta

>C. Say something to Spina

>D. Kill yourself

>E. Kill everyone

>F. Something else

>>28182324
>A. Keep waiting

>>28182324
>B+C
"Time to go GTA Up this."
"Let's find where the pods are and steal them back"

>>28182324
B. and C. Have them make sure we have the proper form while we hold our place in line.

DBZ:DMV. Only thing that moves slower than the actual show. (Only kidding Somnius, I actually love this as a side story).

....
A. damn DMV

>>28182357
I'm actually wit this, ditch the lines, bully our way into the back office and ask some questions the sayian way....with our fists. I'm sure it will make the girls love us even more..

>>28182324
F. Steal the pods without killing anyone, but check for Frieza's men's energy just so we know where they are.

>>28182324
F. Sense energy. Scan for Frieza's goons.

>>28182324
>A. Keep waiting
Until closing time.

>>28182357
Im for this if we check for frieza's men first

>>28182324
>A. Keep waiting
Lets not get hasty now.

>>28182324
A. As tempting as robbery sounds we can't afford anything that might tip off Cui. Check for his power level. Make sure it is well and far away from us.

>>28182383
And draw attention from Frieza's goons. Let's not.

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>>28182424
>Freeza's goons care for car robberies
Still, we could turn the DMZ into the New New Namek. That'd be fun.

>>28182324
>A. Keep waiting

>>28182342
>>28182377
>>28182395
>>28182402
>>28182413
You wait in line, but close your eyes and try to sense where Frieza's men are. After a moment, you feel them at the palace.

You keep waiting for hours, it taking on average thirty minutes for each person to get done their business at the front. Of course, most of them can't do that with the clerks constantly going on break, or talking on the phone to a friend.

After a while, Spina is getting really bored and tired. Standing behind you, she leans forward on your back and puts her head on your shoulder

>A. Say something to her

>B. Say something to Salta

>C. Kill yourself

>D. Kill everyone else

>E. Something else

>>28182482
"Well hello there"

>>28182482
>E. Caress Spina's head, smile at Salta.
Keep waiting.
Maybe chat with whoever is in front of us, try to convince them to kill themselves.

>>28182482
A.+B. See if they would like to find a seat. We show them how macho we are by holding our place in line, even if it kills us.

>>28182513
That might work.

>>28182482
"You know, i could stay here and let you to go have some fun? A King must sacrifice for his people."

>>28182482
E. Steal our ships after Frieza's men leave.

>>28182482
B "salta, there is room in the front"

E, use a small ki blast to push people out of line, time to get this over with

>>28182482
A. We whisper: "I want to destroy this place, I want to blow it up with everything I have. But I can't because of you know what. You girls can't either. Damnit, why does revenge have to be so complicated?"

>>28182482
A. "I know Spin, just hang in there a little longer."

Maybe we should ask Salta to check for an appropriate form for impounded vehicles? If not then assuming she's in front of us we shou wrap an arm around her and deposit our head on her shoulder and proceed to struggle to stay awake.

Also, remind Spina to keep suppressing her power even ISPs she starts nodding off.

>>28182519
This. Remind them to keep their power levels down though. And try not to get into too much trouble.

>>28182550
change my answer to this, let them go off and explore, report back anything interesting.

>>28182519
>>28182550
>>28182587
DON'T SPLIT THE PARTY.

>>28182598
1st rule: Don't split the party
2nd rule: Don't split the party
3rd rule: DON'T SPLIT THE PARTY

>>28182598
I agree so hard I'm in pain right now. It's Player 101. Splitting the party always ends badly. DON'T DO IT!

>>28182541
Seconding.

>>28182598
Agreed. Not with a full squad of hostiles around on an alien world like this one.

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>>28182482
>C. Kill Yourself
Only reasonable answer to bureaucracy.

>>28182632
Even their weakest one could wreck our shit.
Not a smart idea to pick a fight with them.

We should have asked if the Sampans had more interesting techniques they could teach us than the powerlevel control.

>>28182482
E

The next motherfucker to go on break is getting his wig twisted.

>>28182632
Are they even still here? They were at the palace last we checked, but that was hours ago.

>>28182668
That technique is currently keeping us alive, don't knock it.

>>28182501
>>28182513
>>28182515
>>28182518
>>28182519
>>28182538
>>28182541
>>28182550
You smile at Salta and caress Spina's head.

"Hello there" you whisper to Spina.

"Hi" she responds. "Gooood I'm bored" she whines.

"I know Spin, just hang in there a little longer. Or wait, why don't you two girls go have some fun somewhere? I'll wait in line. Just remember to keep your power levels suppressed."

Spina gives you a kiss on the cheek, grabs her sister by the wrist, and drags her out of the DMV. You look at the guy in front of you, and you realize what you must do,

"Hey buddy, you should kill yourself" you say to the man in front of you.

"Huh?" he asks

>A. Nevermind

>B. Say something dark and depressing trying to convince him to do it

>C. Tell him to kill himself for your amusement

>D. Kill yourself

>E. Kill everyone else

>F. Something else

>>28182689
B. I told you to kill yourself, because if you don't, then I'll kill you and everyone else in this building.

>>28182689
B. "This is our fate, living under the oppression of both Frieza and the DMV, never to know true freedom. Only drudgery. Life is suffering, death is the cure. Go now, fly over the stars."

>>28182689
>B. "Your life is meaningless, your wife doesn't love you, your children are not really yours. truth be told everyone you know absolutely despises you, there's no hope for you to truly be accepted.
You are the third gear, the one that doesn't fit, you'll never be loved and you'll never truly love anyone.
But to be honest, being in the DMV is already enough reason for you to kill yourself"

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

>>28182689
>Nevermind. Sorry Bureaucracy are driving me crazy. When was the last time you guys came here?

>>28182689
B. Think of your life. Think of what you wanted to do with yourself as a kid. You had dreams. You had plans. You were gonna change the world. And what are you doing? Standing in line at the DMV. Just end it. End it all.

>>28182689
B

>>28182689
F. Scan for power levels. Are the goons even here anymore?
If they've left we can just go back to the King/Prince and get him to sort out this DMV shit quicklike.

>>28182689
B

>>28182689
Why did we split the party!!!!

>B. You have failed at life and worse, you have failed at navigating the DMV! Clearly you are an embarrassment to your parents and a disappointment to your wife. You have nothing worth living for that you will not inevitably ruin. Go kill yourself before you make it worse for everyone else.

>>28182721
>>28182735
>>28182748
>>28182761
>Let's start a riot in the DMV of people killing themselves in hilarious ways.

Oh, god why.

>>28182735
Seconding.

>>28182689
“All alone! Whether you like it or not, alone is something you'll be quite a lot!”
"so yeah, kill yourself"

>>28182793
This will be the best side quest ever!

>>28182721
>>28182735
>>28182748
>>28182761
"Your life is meaningless, your wife doesn't love you, your children are not really yours. truth be told everyone you know absolutely despises you, there's no hope for you to truly be accepted" you tell him. "You are the third gear, the one that doesn't fit, you'll never be loved and you'll never truly love anyone.
But to be honest, being in the DMV is already enough reason for you to kill yourself."

"B-but I" he stammers

"Think of your life. Think of what you wanted to do with yourself as a kid. You had dreams. You had plans. You were gonna change the world. And what are you doing? Standing in line at the DMV. Just end it. End it all" you tell him. "This is our fate, living under the oppression of both Frieza and the DMV, never to know true freedom. Only drudgery. Life is suffering, death is the cure. Go now, fly over the stars."

The man straps an energy cannon to his wrist, and shoots himself in the head. You step over his corpse and tap the next person on the shoulder "Hey, buddy"

>A. Get everyone in line to kill themselves

>B. Just wait

>C. Kill yourself

>D. Something else

>>28182689
Does nearly dieing of boredom at the DMV count for Zenkai? Because it totally should

>>28182689
Look at them, little ducks, one by one they enter the abattoir. But it's not the body that gets slaughtered -it's the mind-. You have the B37/B? is it stamped? you have an appointment? did you deposit? Questions, questions that abate the mind, slowly wear away what little sanity still remains after hours and hours of waiting like a supplicant here in the cold, moonless night.

And all that just to hear those little bold letters, so small yet significant : NO. You should save yourself the trouble, might as well get done with it.

>>28182827
>A. Do it

This is pure gold, pure comedy gold!
I need to call everyone I know and spread the word

>>28182827
DO IT AGAIN, DO IT AGAIN!

>>28182827
A. Keep it up. Make them all give in to what they've wanted to do since they found out their license had expired and they would have to come here.

>>28182827
A. We must. Cui leaves, there's a report on the news, and we leave satisfied with ourselves and maybe with a bit of Zenkai because we *almost* died of boredom before saving our life with this holy mission.

Aaaa-mazing!

>>28182827
You know, we could win every fight like this.
>Freeza starts to power up
>We start talking to him about his repressed sexuality and his childhood problems, bully him
>He kills himself

>>28182827
>A
This is the only option

>>28182895
By blowing up the planet we stand on, because he's a petulant bastard.

>>28182827
Several people commit suicide in front of DMV
Suicide notes state that they'd rather die free rather than live as slaves.

>>28182895
Oh dear god yes.

"Your father. He was Cold in more than just name, wasn't he? That's it, let it all out, end yourself."

>>28182923
This planet is going to be depopulated shortly by themselves or by Frieza. It's gonna be Arab Spring all over again.

>>28182827
How long is the line in front of us?

>>28182916
Gotta remember that when fighting him. He's a sore loser.

>>28182945
If it's abridged Frieza daddy was actually pretty nice to him.