>>28168868

Go to the toilet and wash my face.

>>28168868
Sigh, get up, and find an escape route.


This can't end well..

>>28168868
>>Actions?
Celebrate.

...They're planning something. We either play along or ruin the surprise. I say play along.

>Tell Sakura "I'll be back, nature calls"
>Use time to find Rin and Saber.

WoooooOOOOOOOOoooooooo!

>>28168868
Hurray!

>go to use the restroom. Something's going on and while it might be like >>28168931 says, we're also in the middle of a grail War. Also, if we see that blonde bastard, hide.

>>28168868
>F/SA is back

HOREEEEE SHEEEEET

[x[ Grope Sakura

I start to stand, and Sakura grabs my arm. "Sempai?"

"I just have to use the restroom." I tell her with a smile. She relaxes and continues watching the movie as I walk down the aisle.

Stepping out of the darkened theater, I walk across to the restroom trying to puzzle out what's going on when someone bumps into me. "Sorry." She mumbles, distractedly. After I wave her off I walk into the bathroom. Splashing some water on my face I can't help the creeping feeling that something's..... amiss.

[DC15 Perception.]

Rolled 12

>>28169094

>>28169094
Cosgrove, keep that thrice damned Char image out of this.

Rolled 2

>>28169094
SEE

Rolled 16

>>28169094

>>28169163
You lucky fuck.

>>28168868
>AC-Guy's back
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPXhPBdYe2g

Threadly reminder that the updated Ebook can be found at http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDb

Anyone need a quick recap on what the hell we're doing?

>>28169240
Please. Something something movie-that-isn't Princess Bride is what I last recall.

I frown into the mirror for a long moment as a couple of things click into my mind. Saber's expression when she left the theater was confused but serious. Sakura mumbling something as I walked away from the chairs, possibly to Rider. The most immediate thing that comes to mind-

"My wallet is gone." I pat my pocket for a moment, realizing it should've been poking me from where I was leaning on the counter. "Where- Did that girl take my wallet?!" I step outside the bathroom and loo around. She's not in the lobby, and from the angle she was walking she's left the theater.

She couldn't have gone far.

>Actions?

>>28169278
Hunt her down!

Okay... brief recap:
Before we went to the movies, Rider saw our dream the previous night about the fire and told everyone else about the dream and how we have some serious mental issues.
Illya gives us the heads up on that.

>"Rider told me about last night. Told all of us, actually."
>"Oh? Any thoughts?"
>"Any-" She stops, giving me a weird look before sighing and pulling me into a hug. It's tighter that I thought she was capable of. "Today's going to be really weird for you, I think."

Rin tells us we're going to Shinto right after breakfast.
>"We need to be more proactive." Rin answers simply. "We don't really have any viable leads to work with, and the best we have is something about the runes acting strangely."

Rin has a few familiars flying about while we're out, looking around.

>"The plan is recon and leveraging our presence to get a reaction. What we actually DO is less important." She answers, matter-of-factually.

We settle on a movie to kill time, when Rin and Saber suddenly leave. Sakura takes Saber’s seat, and when we ask Sakura about why Rin and Saber left, she avoids the question. We ignore it, and go to the bathroom to call Rin, and Saber picks up.

>"Saber? Where did the two of you run off to?"
>"Oh." She hesitates, and there's a slight rustling noise. "Just.. something that needed doing. Nothing to be concerned about."
>"... Oh-kaaaay...." I respond, quirking an eyebrow. "Are you going to be back before the movie's over?"
>She gives me a non-committal response before asking me to save some popcorn and hanging up.

And that is where we left off last thread.

>>28169278
Wallet's missing, that's not good. We need to retrieve it.

>>28169145
But he only want to coem here to laugh at you.

>>28169295
Oh, and we have a three flash bangs and a smoke grenade on us right now.

>>28169278
Magic bloodhound our wallet.

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HOLY SHIT AC-GUY IS BACK

>>28169278
THE HUNT IS ON

>>28169295
>Just.. something that needed doing
With the wallet missing, they probably went to buy something. Now, did they buy something for us, or something else, or a pack of condoms

>>28169396
The implication was that our wallet was taken by the girl who bumped into us on our way to the bathroom, not that it was missing since everyone else left.

inb4 AC-Guy's house burns to the ground...

...again.

I sigh, rolling my eyes. I never really expected today to be relaxing anyway.

I step outside the theater, and look around trying to see which way the girl went.

[DC12 perception]

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>>28169458
Let's see...

Rolled 11

>>28169458
Rolling

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>>28169458
Let the pain begin

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>>28169458
Let's do this

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>>28169470
>>28169472
>>28169479
Sayonara, Wallet Sensei

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>>28169458
No evil shall escape my sight.

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>>28169518
What did I tell you about Char? I'm recursively blaming you for this.

I stand on the street outside, looking around when Rider's voice whispers in my ear. "I thought you were using the bathroom."

"I was." I respond after making sure nobody's watching or listening to me. "Right now I'm trying to see where the girl who took my wallet went."

".... you can't even make it through a movie without something happening to you?" She asks, equal parts confused and exasperated. "What did she look like?"

"She..." I hesitate. "I don't know."

"Well, finding her's going to be fun and easy."

"No, I was looking right at her and I can't remember what she looked like."

"... What?"

"I don't get it either." I respond, looking around.

[DC15 Perception]

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>>28169667
Let's see.

Rolled 17

>>28169667
Keep trying. A gentleman never forgets a lady's face.

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>>28169667
Let us observe.

Rolled 18

>>28169667
Which servants are still out there again?

>>28169696
Fock yos

>>28169694
>>28169696
Shirou can't do anything right without a girl being involved, can he?

>>28169704
All of them. Except Berserker. This Grail War is nuts.

"That way." I point, seeing her round a corner. I take off running after her, while Rider follows. I make it to the corner and see her ducking into an alley across the street, clearly trying to outrun me.

"Shirou, Ilya and Sakura are still in the theater." Rider tells me as I start to cross the street. "One of us should head back."

[ ] Pursue, send Rider back.
[ ] Head back, Rider chases.

>>28169822
>Pursue.

>>28169696

git back to writin' GoldenOP. I need mah Persona fix.

>>28169822


[x] Head back, Rider chases.

"RIder? Run her down."

>>28169822
pursue

>>28169822
[X] Head back, Rider chases.

I'm sorry, who's faster?

>>28169822
>[ ] Head back, Rider chases.
With Sakura as the intermediate comm relay.
See, you're useful too Sakura!

>>28169822
[ ] Pursue, send Rider back.

Not really us if we're not constantly doing potentially suicidal acts.

>>28169724
Berserker isn't dead. He's just AWOL.

>>28169910
MIA. He's MIA.
He'd be AWOL if he'd taken off in the middle of the night.
We lost track of him when he decided to buy us some time to escape.
He's MIA.

[ ] Pursue, send Rider back.

I mean, come on. Rider doesn't even know what she looks like.

>>28169822
Rider them down

>>28169954
I don't remember giving him permission to go missing. I don't even remember giving him permission to nobly sacrifice himself.
We have not given him leave to do the right thing, nor have we given him leave to bugger off and never return.
AWOL, as far as I'm concerned. If we ever see Cain again, first thing I'm giving him is a fist to the jaw. Second thing I'm giving him is a hug.

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>>28169910
>>28169954
>>28170001
He's dead, Jim.

"Go watch out for them then." I respond. "I have my phone, and this shouldn't take long."

"Alright." She responds, and I feel her leaving. I enter the alleyway a moment later, and see the girl several levels above me on the fire escape, looking down at me.

She's headed for the roof.

[DC12 Athletics]

Rolled 18

>>28170024

Rolled 7

>>28170024

Rolled 10

>>28170024
SURELY THIS IS NOT A TRAP

Rolled 15

>>28170024

ERE WE GO

Rolled 5

>>28170024
SKILL

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Also
<----

>>28170024
Take off shirt and attempt to lure her in with our masculinity.

>>28169667
>"No, I was looking right at her and I can't remember what she looked like."
Does anyone from Tsukihime do that?

This kind of reminds me of Rin's glamour to conceal her panties. Could this be her and Saber trying to teach us a lesson?

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>>28170064
I don't think we have the animation budget for that.

I jump and grab the bottom of the railing, and moments later I'm racing up the stairs behind her. At the top of the building, she takes off across the rooftops, and I pursue her. We finally get to a small side street and she leaps, narrowly catching the ledge on the other side.

I blink, impressed. The gap's almost twenty feet across, for a normal human that's.... Impressive. She is struggling with the ledge though-

[ ] Jump.
[ ] Stop.

>>28170024
The first the we should do when we retrieve our wallet is ask her if she needs money, and offer her some.
Our altruism knows no bounds.

>>28170185
>Jump.

>>28170185
>[ ] Jump.

>>28170185
>Jump
and then
>Offer her a hand up

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Rolled 19

>>28170185

[x] Jump

This cannot possibly go wrong.

>Jumping after her?

[DC15 Magecraft]

>>28170185
[X] Jump.

>Bad feeling intensifies

>>28170185
>[ ] Jump, then help up.

>>28170154
Hey! No Nudists in this thread!
>>28170185
>[x] Jump.

>>28170237
Right above ya.
>>28170233

Rolled 14

>>28170237

>>28170185
>[X] Jump.
Seconding->>28170204, but with a healthy dose of caution. This is some sort of supernatural entity.

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>>28170237

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>>28170237
MAGICING

Rolled 16

>>28170237
I CAST ROCKET LEGS

Rolled 11

>>28170237
At least, the roll all of the nat 1s have been waiting for...!

Rolled 11

>>28170237

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>>28170254
Is it just beginning? Or did it simply never end?

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>>28170254

Fuck you.

Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.

I try to reinforce my legs for the jump, but I can't complete the circuit in time. I'll have to leap unassisted.

[DC16 Jump check]

>>28170254
>Spend last weekend reading the ebook to catch up
>Lament how long the QM has been inactive, and fear the quest is dead
>Elated to hear that he's running Thursday
>Stay up late to catch the thread
>Get to participate
>Here goes my first roll in F/S Again!
>1
I'll just let myself out.

>>28170254
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

Rolled 12

>>28170298
A mulligan. AC-Guy feeling merciful today.
>Implying that will save us from the dice

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>>28170254
Right on time

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>>28170298

ERE WE GOOOO

>>28170300

>No, stay, please. This is fantastic.

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>>28170254


>>28170298

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>>28170298
Let's do this, Hero of justice style.

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>>28170298

>>28170298
We jump, fail, latch onto her and we both plummet.

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>>28170309
>>28170316
>>28170322

Oh dead.

>>28170320
I'd even go so far as to say that it's paafekuto.

>>28170320
You... Want me to roll 1's?
What kind of QM are you?

Rolled 11

>>28170359

KKK, The Kotomine Kirei Kind.

Which basically means he sucks dicks.

So we jump, narrowly catching the ledge. And while we try our best not to die, turn to her and comment on the weather?

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>>28170348
Why would you say that Anon?

>>28170300
Re-read the 19th verse in the archives. It will make you feel better.
The panicking makes everything better.

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>>28170359

He's... One of us. The first of us, even.

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>>28170359

>>28170359
The kind who likes to REJOICE.

>>28170359
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schadenfreude

>>28170381
I just finished reading Bleach quest.
No amount of 1's can shake me.

Rolled 11

>>28170374

We totally missed the ledge.

>>28170390
Right now you are down and out,
And feelin' really crappy...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCQGQ5qBQTA

I run, throwing myself at the far roof as hard as possible. I watch her stare at me, incredulous. I watch her face grow more shocked as it becomes obvious that I'm not going to make the jump, and crash into the wall about ten feet below her. Hard.

Luckily, this building has a rough texture to it, so maybe I can NOT fall to my death over this.

[DC12 Reflex]

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>>28170423

DOHOHO

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>>28170423

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>>28170423
Yeah, no.

Rolled 18

>>28170423
Apply Sword to walls.

Rolled 3

>>28170423

>>28170437
We gecko now.

>>28170442

Not sure if mad at myself or relieved.

Rolled 19

>>28170423
Rolling to climb up the wall using swords Wolverine style.

>>28170468
Take what you can get

>Girl clinging to edge
>Us clinging to wall below
I'm not sure if we should look up or not.

I grab the wall, holding on as the rest of my body spasms trying to find a foot-hold. As I get one, I look up and see the girl looking down from the edge of the roof like she's scared and fascinated at the same time. I start to call out and say something, but she spins away from the roof and starts to move again.

Dammit.

[DC15 Athletics]

>>28170559
We do, because if we can see up her skirt that means she isn't a wizard!

Rolled 12

>>28170578
Surely this will go much better.

Rolled 20

>>28170578
The chase goes on

Rolled 14

>>28170578

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>>28170578
Let's go

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>>28170559

Not like we can even see her face anyways.

Maybe we'll be able to identify her from her underwear.

>>28170578

Rollling~

>>28170559
>>28170583

>She isn't wearing a skirt.

Rolled 18

>>28170578
Beep beep!

Rolled 19

>>28170578

Out of Char pics for a moment... Enjoy it while it lasts.

>>28170599
Clearly a wizard then.

>>28170587
Holy shit, we did Wolverine climb this... with SWORDS!

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>>28170587

>>28170599
So she's running around in underwear?

>>28170599
Ohh, kinky. An exhibitionist.
So it's Caren?

OH MY GOD BASED AC-GUY I MISSED YOU! ;__;

>>28170624
I think AC-Guy said at one point that he wasn't going to include Karen because he had no idea how to write her.

>>28170587
SPIDERSWORD

SPIDERSWORD

FRIENDLY NEIGHBOURHOOD SPIDERSWORD

>>28170660
Alright, I'm just messing by jumping straight to the lewd conclusion and went from there.

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>>28170660
This is a perfectly fair reason, which is why I willingly ended my pursuit of Best Girl when he expressed uncertainty about how to write her.

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>>28170688
same

I manage to scramble up the side of the building, rolling onto my feet and charging after her. She makes it as far as the roof of the next building when I catch up to her and grab her. She almost loses her balance and crashes before turning to me. The hat's been knocked off her head, and I finally get a good look at her.

"..... I know you." I say, thinking back. "We go to the same school?"

"Please...." She begins, before a familiar voice cuts her off.

"It's alright. You did fine." I let her go, and turn to look at Avenger. "You should return his wallet, it served it's purpose."

She reaches into her pocket with a shaking hand, and slowly pulls out my wallet, returning it to me. "..... Sorry."

"It's fine?" I return uncertainly. "What's going on?"

"My sister touched a weird marking at the mall, some kind of graffiti." She says, scared. "She said it looked like one at her school, student council business." She starts shaking. "When she touched it, she started getting sick-"

"It's fine." Avenger says, reassuringly. "I promised to help her and I will. I just have one little piece of business to attend to first." He waves his hand, and the girl starts to collapse. I catch her, and lower her to the ground slowly. As I do, I see what looks like black ink flow up from under her shirt and fly back to Avenger. "There, memory alteration complete. She won't remember any of this."

>Actions?

>>28170783
"So like, this was all just some elaborate way of luring me out?"

"Why didn't you just, y'know, call me on my phone like a normal person? Its not like I'd not come, even if it was blatantly a trap like this was."

>>28170783
"If you want to talk to me, you jusst have to ask. After all, you've been nothing but civil when we're alone."

>>28170783

So, wait, Avenger blackmailed Emi's sister to steal our wallet?

>>28170783
>Actions?
"As elaborate as ever, Avenger. And I can't believe I fell for something like that again. I suppose we need to talk about something then?"

>>28170783
[x] >>28170803
avenger why you so dumb

>>28170813
I get the feeling he was bored, and the whole blackmail thing was an accident. And, well, she was willing to do whatever he wanted, so why not put her to use?

>>28170783
>I know you know how to use a phone. Why risk an innocent?
>try to stealth text Sakura

>>28170847
>>28170831
>>28170803
I get the feeling I know what his answer will be.

"I'm out of credit on my phone and don't have any change to use with payphones."

>>28170847
>try to stealth text Sakura

ran n2 brthr, ttyl

>>28170874
"Shirou, what are you doing?"

"Texting Sakura."

"...Wha-"

"Don't worry, by the time they manage to decipher it we'll be long done."

>>28170868
He's working with Gil, there should be money everywhere.


Plot note: assuming this wasn't completely bored Avenger trying to elaborately get our attention, he's now controlling people

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>>28170750
AAAAAAAAAH WHYWOULDYOUPOSTTHAT AAAAAAARG

>>28170783
"Ok, dude, this was a blatant trap. You could have just called me on my cell phone."

>>28170901
Need the guy who runs Cipher quest in here to do text messages.

>>28170874
What does any of that mean? I'm confused and scared

>>28170995
Ran into brother, talk to you later

>>28170995
"ran into brother talk to you later"
...
...
...
I have a little sister.

>>28171016
That's where I learned to decipher the ridiculous bastardization of a language that texters use as well.
It may be sub-optimal, but I will not give up my vowels, punctuation, and uppercase letters. Fuck you, cell phones.

>>28171011
>>28171016
>Brother
Literally? Or are we just lying our asses off?

>>28171084
That what Avenger said was most applicable to our relationship.

>>28171084
We briefed the rest of the team that Avenger kept calling Shirou 'brother'.

>>28171084
You should probably read through the E-book. There's a lot of shit going on.

>>28171084
Damn it's been too long, haven't we mentioned to the group that Avenger called us that?

>>28171084
It's been 3 months, so I'll forgive your forgetfulness.

>>28171084
It's somewhere between literally and figuratively. We'll get back to you when we know exactly where it falls.

"Alright, why bother with something so elaborate? I KNOW you have a phone with my number. It's not like I wouldn't be willing to talk."

"Well, yeah. But that wouldn't physically separate you from everyone else without rousing undue suspicion." he responds, walking a few paces away. "We're pretty rapidly losing control of the situation here."

"We?"

"Well yes, you've been running the Hero side of things like I've been running the villains, between us the situation was well in hand even if we might be playing at odds." He frowns. "Now things are just..." He throws his hands up. "I don't even know. Zouken's apparently killed Kirei off, and now he's doing something to try and flip Sakura, Assassin's COMPLETELY off the Radar, Berserker's apparently Alive and doing god knows what or where, and now I think Archer's planning to double cross me."

"Which Archer?"

"The Red one. Gold Archer's still firmly on my side, for whatever that's worth. Apparently he found something more interesting to do than follow my simple instructions to meet me on a rooftop in Shinto."

>Actions?

>>28171121
>>28171098
Yay, I can into memory

>>28171141
"Do you know what would help make things go according to plan?
KNOWING THE PLAN!!!11!!!oneetyeleven"

>>28171194
Seconding this.

Rolled 9

>>28171141

"Maybe I could tempt you to come over to this side again? Make things alot simpler for us and that much harder for everyone plotting against us."

>>28171141
"You know if you told me what your goals here actually ARE I might be able to convince the others to play along.
Also, Gilgamesh is probably after Saber. We're going to need to make this quick."

>>28171141
"I don't suppose you be willing to share this plan I'm supposed to be following? Between You, me, the other me, the evil wizard, and the babblign wizard - I have no idea what's going on."

>>28171194
Implying Avenger even HAS a plan.

44th verse:
>"I don't suppose you could just tell me what you're planning and save me the trouble of figuring it out?"
>"That would require me to both hand you the keys to my defeat and have any idea what the hell I'm doing long term."
>"... Really?"
>"Really. I kinda started winging it at about the time the Red Archer lost his hostage. I mean, I KNOW what victory would look like for my side, and I know the direction I want to go in, but apparently I can only get from a to b the long way around."
>"Good lord, you really are my Brother, aren't you?" I answer, pinching the bridge of my nose.

>>28171141
>What makes you think Berserker's alive?
>What did you want that vampire for?

>>28171207
Doesn't Avenger lack any sense of right and wrong? He's been described as being able to pulp a child's head just to attract attention

>>28171141
"So like, what exactly are we trying to do here? I mean I THINK I've worked out that we're trying to get as many people out of this war alive as possible? Which is why you're acting as this big bad villain so everyone teams up against you? But I'm not sure. And I think Zouken would work better for that since, y'know. He's actually evil. And dangerous."

>>28171141
>Actions?
>Apparently he found something more interesting to do than follow my simple instructions to meet me on a rooftop in Shinto.
Well, he does do what he pleases.

Wait, we didn't happen to ask calls for assistance to Archer within this time period, did we?
Last I was aware of, Archer should've been aware of the situation with the "Shirou simac-body" and maybe with Kirei getting offed.

Is he out worm hunting then?

>>28171246
>the babblign wizard
Why on Earth would we mention Merlin, the one thing we know that Avenger probably doesn't know about, to him?

>>28171256
>>28171248
He's got a plan.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GenghisGambit

Its this.

>>28171242
But anon, I want to see Saber in a wedding dress. It would be so cute.

>>28171141
>Ask Avenger about the pact made during the fire. Specifically, what wish did we grant?

Guys

Guys

Why don't we just rape the maids?

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>>28171309

always an option.

Especially since they're staying at a hotel~

>>28171309
Because there are no maids.
Unless you're talking about Rider, since Sakura makes her dress up as a maid occasionally (IIRC).
In which case, that's not rape. Rider wants to ride us.
Badly.
I haven't forgotten that almost-fuck which our sister interrupted.

>>28171309
we'd need maids, for one. Is Einzberg castle hasn't been wrecked yet, right?

>>28171285
>http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GenghisGambit
Y U Do Dis? One link and there's already 5 more I want to click

Also
>>28171309
AC-Guys unwillingness to write the maids in any more depth is clearly the only reason we haven't raped them . Clearly
wtf mang?

>>28171141
>Zouken's apparently killed Kirei off
Check.

>he's doing something to try and flip Sakura
Unless his plan is still on-going, I thought we foiled this already?

>Assassin's COMPLETELY off the Radar
Well... Assassin...

>Berserker's apparently Alive and doing god knows what or where
This is critical NEED TO KNOW MORE info here.

>I think Archer's planning to double cross me.
Independent Action is a real bitch to deal with.
How is he getting the prana for this anyway?

>>28171442
>How is he getting the prana for this anyway?
Well, Archer is an EXTREMELY attractive man with a lot of time on his hands, and one of the ways he knows to transfer prana is...

>>28171141
Ask for more info about Broserker.

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>>28171309
We've got enough on our plate without adding Tsun-maid and Lewd-maid to the swagpile.

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>>28171442

feeding off Issei

I'm beginning to suspect that this quest is based on either an anime or a game.

"You know, I would probably be more willing to help with the plan if I actually had some idea what you were planning."

"If you knew what I was trying to do you'd probably push me off the building."

"....Would that work?"

"Probably not, no." He answers, looking away. "I need to fulfill my purpose, and all you want is to keep living happily with those you care about. If the two weren't mutually exclusive, we wouldn't be having this conversation."

I try not to focus on that. "Why do you think Berserker's alive?"

"His essence hasn't returned to the Grail." Avengers responds, giving me an even look. "Do you know an alternate explanation for that?"

I pause, looking at him. It feels like he's trying to read me.

>What say?

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>>28171488

I know i am being rused and it is workingggg

>>28171488
Yes

>>28171488

>.....

>I honestly have no idea how to respond to that.

>>28171500
"...He got better?"

>>28171502
Sorry, you're not.
>>28171512
Is it worth looking into, or is it bad?

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>>28171488
Words have failed me. Have a Jojo.

>>28171523
Let me give you an answer in the form of a video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSgXOZKSt20

>>28171488
Oh you!

>>28171500
"You know, if you keep staring at me like that, I may start to get ideas...

In all seriousness, you scratch my back and I scratch yours?"

>>28171500
>>What say?
He wants to read us? Fuck him, hit him from a different angle.

Either
>Ask about the deal we made in the fire ten years ago.
or
>Ask how he knows our purposes are mutually exclusive.

Its probably because he needs to kill/absorb/something us, but I want to see if he'll give us anymore hints.

>>28171500
>His essence hasn't returned to the Grail.
Ohohoho... And how did he detect that, I wonder?
Then again, Zouken may have also mentioned something like that too?
It's a wonder how they're getting intimate knowledge of this when we have two possible Grail vessels with us 24/7.

>>28171523
Horry clap, you're serial, aren't you?

Fate/Stay is a Visual Novel that was released almost a decade ago with anime/spinoffs still being made and this is a Quest based off it. So yes, some people like it

>>28171500
"Zouken, probably. I'll talk with Sakura, see if she knows anything.
Don't suppose you can tell me how Zouken is trying to flip her?"
>>28171523
The Fate/Stay Night visual novel is generally regarded as 'okay but overrated'. The Fate/Stay Night anime is generally regarded as 'oh god my eyes please make it stop'.
There is a lot more to the narrative than just those two, though.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Type-Moon

>>28171500
>A wizard did it yet, Magic, Gaia is a bitch, take your pick.

>>28171605
>Don't suppose you can tell me how Zouken is trying to flip her?
"So Zouken's trying to flip Sakura? I don't think she'd be happy about that. She usually wears dresses instead of pants."

>>28171488
VN, actually. They're technically games, but they don't have much gameplay. They're like those old choose your own adventure books.
Only this one is really, really long.
>>28171523
The VN is good, although as a big fan of Tsukihime, I'm annoyed by how Fate's fame has eclipsed it's predecessor. The animu is pretty fuckin' awful, but at least it's not the Tsukihime anime, which most of us simply deny the existence of.

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>>28171611
Engage maximum sarcasm

>>28171554
>>28171596
>>28171605
So yes.
I'm guess I'll have to do that.
I got this same reaction when I asked what MGNQ was based on, and immediately went and marathoned PMMM once everyone stopped guffawing long enough to explain.

>.... Consensus?

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>>28171685

There will never be a new Berserk chapter

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>>28171685
It don't make you gay if you think Rudy's hot.

>>28171685
>>28171689

Beet the Vandel Buster was a good manga while it lasted.

>>28171684
Let's see. Standard advice. Play gamehttp://erogedownload.com/downloads/fatestay-night/
yes, there's sexy times
Watch Fate/Zero
Avoid the F/SN anime and movie made by studio DEEN

>>28171685
I think it was a wizard did it, with wizard probably being zouken, then trying to dig for details

>>28171685
>>28171689
>>28171705
>>28171708
Senpai isn't Senpai without her glasses.

>>28171685

>Deflect with plausible explanations
>>28171518
>>28171611

or

>Turn the tables on him with our own questions.
>>28171587
>>28171595
>>28171605

>>28171735
>Avoid the F/SN anime and movie made by studio DEEN
Luckily, we'll be getting a new F/SN anime by Ufotable some time in the near future.

>>28171771
PLEASE BE HEAVENS FEEL

PLEASE BE HEAVENS FEEL

PLEASE BE HEAVENS FEEL

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>>28171778

NEVER.

ANIME-ONLY MISHMASH

>>28171778
It'll be a remake of Fate

>>28171685
Oh right, quest.

Ask about the possibility of another grail? Zouken told us he tried and failed to make one from the previous one. Maybe someone else had better luck?

I think that's all in-character know-how

>>28171778
>>28171789
>>28171804
I'm hoping for all three routes being done, one after another.
But it won't happen.

>>28171778
Watch as it's going to be EMIYA and/or Illya route.
I would be more than okay with this.

>>28171789
Dammit, save those!

>>28171778
13 episodes of Taiga Dojo.

>>28171735
The all-in-one is broken, so I guess I'll be spending the next 48 minutes downloading it.
Jesus, what a shit mirror. But thank sfor the link, regardless.

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>>28171825
No.

>>28171830
The second savior of anime...

>>28171778
Only if it ends with Mind of Steel or Sparks Liner High.
Rejoice, Shirou Emiya!

>>28171830
I'd watch the shit out of that

>>28171834
You okay with torrents?

http://www.nyaa.se/?page=torrentinfo&tid=251020

>>28171821
Rider/Ayako combo route, with Saber Alter popping up for some reason, for ultimate maximum dosh generation. Watch it happen.

>>28171837
brb KLK

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>>28171837

goldenop come bak

its turning into hamuko dump at this rate.

>>28171860
Let me tell you two useful pieces of information.
One: You are mah nigga.
Two: I'm off to join you.

>>28171861
I left so I wouldn't be distracted

...Though...
>>28171860
KlK....

>>28171856
I'm sadly not. The apartment I moved into this past month provides internet, but it has a block on it. I have to go to a friend's apartment downtown if I want to torrent anything.
Thanks for the thought, though. I'll content myself with the slow method - not like I won't be up for the next 4+ hours because Quests, anyway.
I think I've distracted the thread long enough with my ignorance.

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>>28171859
FUCKING FUND IT!

and to continue to tangent as all hell, I thought DEEN had the rights to F/SN. So with the new Ufotable thingy coming out, did they get re-sold? Or will it be a loophole "Oh, you guys have Fate/UBW/HF. We're making the Ilya route"

>>28171916

Animation Studios basically never get the rights unless they're producing thier own IP already. Anime is a glorified advertisment medium.

>>28171887
then to what were you referring?

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>>28171916
>Oh, you guys have Fate/UBW/HF. We're making the Ayako route
Let me dream, god dammit.
Illya has a whole manga.
Ayako just has a few doujins.

>>28171948
>Second savior

What 13 episodes of Taiga Dojo would be.

>>28171953
>Ayako just has a few doujins.
That's because she's a background character. She has like half a dozen lines.

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>>28171953
tch

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>>28171953

But what glorious doujins they are.

Not enough H-ones though...

>>28171960
Yeah, but what's Savior Prime? I must know this minutiae!

Mollusks

>>28172008
Kill la Kill.

I haven't seen ep 6 yet

Hmm, is AC-Guy writing or waiting for us to pay attention?

(option 3, he's on fire...again)

>>28172008

KLK.

It's Trigger, saving anime.

This mostly came about because /a/ was alternately hyping it to hell and saying it would be shit for about six months before it came out.

>>28171856
hmm, that looks like Realta Nua. no thank you space dolphins

>>28171907
I'm sorry, your card is expired.

>>28172036
Go.
Watch it.
Now.

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>>28172044

And the dog has pissed on him.

And the fire department is saying they don't service Alaska.

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>>28172008
Personally I prefer KnK, because its like a concentrated fluff singularity, but KlK is ok too.

>>28172036
Watch it. Its good as fuck.

>>28172072
Fine.
Look, you're a reasonable fellow, right?
I've got these two, virgin teenage daughters.
You can have your way with them, if you'll fund it.

"If something's weird, it's probably Zouken's fault. I mean, between you and him that's all the problems I have to deal with."


"Eh, maybe." He turns, walking to look across the city. "I've probably done enough to distract you at the moment."

"Distract me?"

"Zouken wanted a window to do something, but I don't know what." He sighs, looking around. "I figured I'd take the opportunity to talk to you, see if I could lure that Red Archer out of hiding. Honestly, out here alone on the roof-tops? It's almost like he doesn't even want you dead." He hesitates, thinking for a second. ".... No, no. That couldn't be it. If he didn't want you dead he would've killed Assassin already. But he's the one who wants to kill you...?" He suddenly turns back to look at me. "You're still here? My Archer's probably got Saber cornered somewhere, and Zouken's prowling around. You should probably get a move on."

"I-"

"I'm sorry, do you want me to settle accounts NOW? Or would you prefer to tryand protect your girlfriend....s." He gestures to the city as he finishes, and I know he's got a point.

[ ] Find Rin/Saber.
[ ] Return to the Theater.
[ ] Attack Avenger.

>>28172047
"Saving anime" as a meme was starting to pop up just before KlK. I think some reviewer used the phrase a lil while back

IIRC

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>>28172101

>[x] Find Rin/Saber.
>[x] Call Sakura NOW Tell her and Rider to GTFO and meet up with us.

>>28172044
Of course it's 3. He rolls 1s irl ;~;

>>28172101
>[ ] Return to the Theater.
HAUL
ASS

>>28172101
[x] Find Rin/Saber.

>>28172101
>[ ] Find Rin/Saber.

>>28172101
>[X] Return to the Theater.

I repeat,>>28170058

>>28172101
>[ ] Return to the Theater.
>Zouken wanted a window to do something

That's reason enough. The Rin and Saber tandem can handle themselves against Gil. Hopefully.

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>>28172101

>[x] Return to the Theater.

>>28172101
>[ ] Return to the Theater.
Find Sakura and Rider. Sakura isn't going to lift a finger against Zokuen otherwise.

>>28172105
Based Trigger started saving anime with Little Witch Academia.

>>28172101
>Find SabRin.

>Wake up
>Find this.
>Read this.
>Become hilariously Confused about life.
>Commit Science.

Story of my life.

>>28172105

Well, was originally Fractale that was going to save anime, right? Except Fractale bombed. And was not actually very good.

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>>28172101
Return to theater

And just for prosperitys sake throw a exploding sword at avenger, rolling for this

>>28172128
This

>>28172101
>Start heading to the theater
>Call Ilya, tell her that Zouken might be planning something, tell that group to start heading to the house, carefully
>Then, Call Rin, RV with them immediately

I'm off to bed, but thanks for running AC-Guy.

> If he didn't want you dead he would've killed Assassin already
Does Avenger not know about super!Assassin? Or does Garcher know something we don't? Is Assassin a major threat to us?

>>28172101

>>28172128
I'd actually do this the other way around; if Zouken is trying something, we probably can't afford to just expect a phone call to warn her against what might be coming.

[X] Return to the Theater.
[X] Call Rin while we're running back; if Gil hasn't found them yet, warning them is going to be pretty critical.

So much for surprise party
>>28172187
It'll totally explode in our hand

>>28172175
>Sakura isn't going to lift a finger against Zokuen otherwise
And Rider by proxy. It's just one Command Seal away, if Zouken can get through to Sakura's fragile psyche.

>>28172187
>throw a exploding sword
Uh, there's an unconscious bystander around.

>>28172395
Oh, right. Speaking of which - what do we do with her? I feel bad leaving her here. Do we bring her to the harem until she wakes up?