As I have come to trust your judgement over the past month or so, I shall defer to your decisions as to which choices I should make in my daily life.

However, I will ignore any such suggestions that would go against my gentlemanly code of conduct or otherwise cause me undue stress.

You have guided me this far, however, and I wish for you to continue to lend me your wisdom.

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The warm rays of the sun shine through my bedroom window, rousing me from my slumber. Greeting the day with my usual vigor, I spend the next hour or so getting bathed, styling my luxurious hair, and getting dressed.

Thanks to certain manipulations of the Border Guard's schedule on my part, I have no need to report for duty until noon so there is plenty of time before I need to get going.

>you should go greet your mother
>you should go greet your father
>you should go greet your brothers
>you should take the time to greet the servants first
>[other]

>>28167979
Well, this'll be interesting

>>28168013
>[other]

Swallow your sword.

>>28168013
>you should take the time to greet the servants first

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>>28167965
>flower of the borderlands
Arch, I love you, but Monique is nowhere near fabulous enough to pull off being a Rose of Versailles character.

>>28168013
This image, however, is absolute gold.

>you should go greet your father
The others didn't merit a mention in the OP, except to say they suck.

>>28168013
>you should take the time to greet the servants first
Give the peasants some brightness in their dull, empty lives.

>>28168013
>[other]
Commit seppuku for allowing that lowly cur Reinhold to beat you up.

Also
>Excited as fuck because Fate/Stay Again was finally scheuled to run tonight
>He has to cancel because internet
>Oh well, at least I still get PGQ
>You are Monique
Fuck everything.

>>28168013
>you should go greet your father

>>28168057
Arch said this was coming in the last thread. I'm irritated about G-rank luck striking again, but chill.

Tonight we are fabulous. Post Yaranaika faces, that should help.

>>28168013
>you should go greet your father

Oh god, he's so egotistical he's narrating the quest in first person. THE MAN IS SO VAIN HE BREAKS THE FOURTH WALL.

>>28168013
My recommendation would be
>Greet Mother/Father
>Spit on Brothers
>Remind servants of their station

Not necessarily in that order.

>Be Monique
>Actually turn out to be a pretty cool guy
>Totally misunderstood, was just having the worst week ever
>No hard feelings towards Reinhold
>Admire his fighting spirit
>Main thread can never use this information.

HA HA TIME FOR SUFFERING

Commit sodoku

>>28168013
>you should go greet your father
your mother should be with him. the others as you encounter them.

>>28168013
>>you should go greet your mother

>>28168013
>>[other]
Cry about how we'll never be as talented as that damnable whoreson.
>you should go greet your father
We do have to impress him. One day we'll finally wrest him from the claws of that vile woman.

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>>28168057
>>28168094
/QTG/ isn't up right now, but I'm aware of your interest and would like to notify you that it is, in fact, only delayed

>>28168176
That beautiful, beautiful whoreson.

>>28168013
We go greet our father - making sure we have our best perfume on.

Greet servants

>>28168111
Can't tell if serious, or just making theoreticals.
>Called Ariane a whore
>Picks fights with Nicollete
>Smarmy Bugger
>Trusting any of his opinions

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>>28168197
But not as beautiful as Beautiful Me.

>>28168253
He could always turn out to be a social retard who means well

but always puts his foot in his mouth.

although
> that whoreson Reinhold

>>28167965
>I lost in the final round because that whoreson Reinhold shattered the blade that I inherited from my great-grandfather on his deathbed
While it sucks he lost a family heirloom he needs to get over the fact his bitchass got outsworded by the swordbreaker style.

Which reminds me: shouldn't SOMEONE have recognized the style if Rein's teacher was at least remotely well known?

>>28168111
So far Monique still a shit.

>you should go greet your father

>>28168225
but men wear cologne

>>28168300
Wasn't the guy who was going to teach him a dual swords user, though? It's possible that adapting it to a single sword would change it enough that it's nearly unrecognizable.

I've been wanting to ask you stuff for two weeks but I never had time to stay awake until now.

You said Granache's and Marconetti's kings went on adventures. Is it possible for the princess to go on one too? Would we have to go with her to make sure she is always ok?

You also said that magic depends on what you're trying to do. Would be possible to make a royal bodyguard only spell that goes the same as Sanctuary? Like a spell that would only work on Marianne and using our will to always defend and protect her.

Love your threads by the way. The first thing I always do when getting home is reading them.

>>28168300
Well that style uses two swords and we only use one so either we don't actually use that style or we are using a modified variant of it which would make it harder to recognize.

>>28168318
Only the true manliest men wear perfume. We are one such man.

>writing

>>28168323
>>28168329
Reinhold does pack a secondary blade though I think it's just a dagger. And if he was going to adapt it it would still have the foundations of the old style unless he started over & worked from the ground up for some reason.

>>28168353
Also, that guy is, like, super dead. Personal opinion of course.

>>28168353
It's not really a secondary blade, though. It's just a holdout knife.

Although, this does raise the question if Reinhold could use a second sword in a pinch. Especially if he knows that scissors swordbreaker technique.

>>28168373
Oh yeah, most certainly dead. Or really good at hiding his lust for lil Reinhold. Really hoping for the former though.

>>28168353
Reinhold was self-taught. Since he HAD no teachers, the suggested adoption fell through, which means the guys probably died on their expedition.

>>28168398
Does it ever actually say he was? I know Citrine mentioned he was always on his own, practicing, but that doesn't mean he wasn't taught the basics.

It would also explain why he doesn't use a shield, if he's using a technique designed around two swords.

>>28168393
Didn't he say he lived in Marconetti which is where we currently are? We should probably go visit his grave.

>>28168504
>pretending the KIA adventuer merc isn't in a shallow unmarked grave in the countryside

>>28168530
>Pretending the KIA adventurer merc wasn't shat out in the corner of a rapetroll's cave

>>28168545
>>Pretending the KIA adventurer merc wasn't a stress induced hallucination to help us through our difficult times at the brothel.

>>28168013
>>you should go greet your mother

>>28168590
>Pretending this entire quest isn't a coma hallucination after a trained swordsman clonked us in the noggin in the first round of a swordsmanship tournament our untrained ass had no reason to enter

that's why Gregory and Vincent kept morphing into eachother.

>>28168633

>It's
>Not
>REAL

>>28168458
The basics involve waving a damn piece of sharp metal around. No sekrit techniques to recognise here.

I do wonder however, whether or not someone might recognise his actual sword.

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>>28168530
>>28168545
>>28168590
>>28168633

>>28168675
This... can't... be... happening!

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>>28168633
Pokemon coma theory please go away dood

>>28168633
>>28168675
>>28168708
>implying that you're not the one in that coma

WAKE
UP

>>28168689
You're not serious, are you? Being able to swing a sword, and being able to swing a sword -correctly- are two very different things.

>>28168742
I remember that. I was simultaneously laughing my ass off and crying at the destruction of my childhood. Although those might have been because I was laughing so hard.

Yes, it would probably be best to greet my father first. He normally spends his mornings in his study, so that shall be my first stop of the day.

Making a point to close my door behind me so as to avoid inviting my brothers' aggravating pranks, I make my way through the halls of our mansion, nodding in acknowledgement to our household's servants as I walk.

My brothers would always act as if they didn't even recognize the people who cook their meals and clean their messes as existing at all, but I am no such ingrate. Graceless fools...

As I make it to my father's study, I knock on the door a few times before entering. And there, I am met with... ugh.

"Ah, Monique!" my eldest brother Marcel the Second says cheerily as I enter the room. "And how's my favorite little sister doing this fine morning?"

Damn it all... I have no desire to put up with his annoying habits so early in the morning.

>you should greet him properly
>you should greet him sarcastically
>you should ignore him outright
>[OTHER]

>>28168749
>Implying not a butterfly dreaming it is an anon having a coma that it is reading PGC about coma

Ok, we should stop now

>>28168779
>you should greet him properly
We're a proper gentleman, even if he is not.

>>28168779
Sarcastically, of course. How else do you talk to siblings?

>>28168779
>you should greet him properly

What are we, some common thug? Treating him like a commoner is sinking to his level.

>>28168779
>Punch him in the face
Try out the Reinholdt method of prick management.


But actually this
>>28168805

>>28168779
>>[OTHER]
Throw an insult back at him

> Monique is Bifauxnen

its all coming together now

>>28168779
>you should greet him properly
As if we would stoop to his level.

>>28168262
Nobody is as narcissistic as Twenty.

>>28168328
>You said Granache's and Marconetti's kings went on adventures. Is it possible for the princess to go on one too? Would we have to go with her to make sure she is always ok?
It's entire possible for her to go off on an adventure. Whether or not ahe actually desires to do such a thing is an entitrely different issue. And yes, Reinhold would be expected to accompany her.

>>28168328
>You also said that magic depends on what you're trying to do. Would be possible to make a royal bodyguard only spell that goes the same as Sanctuary? Like a spell that would only work on Marianne and using our will to always defend and protect her.
It's certainly possible, but would be extremely difficult to even begin composing such a spell.

>>28168328
>Love your threads by the way. The first thing I always do when getting home is reading them.
Thanks.

>>28168805
>>28168809
All valid points, but I raise you this: He's a stupid meanyheaded jerkface.

>>28168779
>"And how's my favorite little sister doing this fine morning?"
....I suppose I should have asked, is Monique an Oscar, by chance?

>you should greet him properly

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>>28168779
>"And how's my favorite little sister doing this fine morning?"

>>28168779
>>you should greet him properly
We aren't some mud covered peasant.

>>28168779
>you should push your glorious tits together and bite your thumb at him

>>28168763
Yes, that was my point. Well done.

Just because lil Reiny got shown a few excercise drills isn't going to have had much effect on his current form

>>28168779
>favorite little sister

Aahahahaahaa! Am I the only one who missed this?

Monique. I was wondering about that name.

>>28168819
We did just lose the reverse trap shenanigans in Parker quest...

>>28168779
>"And how's my favorite little sister doing this fine morning?"
Do all of Monique's family members look less girly than him? Or is Marcel just as effeminate and still shit talking anyway because he's a chode?

>>28168779
I would like to see a sarcastic Monique
but I’ll go with
>you should greet him properly
since it fits more the character

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>>28168865
>Am I the only one who missed this?

Not at all, Darling.

>>28168873
> Tomboy and Bifauxen at eachother necks
> Straight up female name, we only took or granted as male because arch referred to as he

ITS ALLLLL COMING TOGETHER NOW

>>28168779
>you should greet him properly
we're a trap aren't we Archelon?

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>>28168819
>Archelon tricked everyone into punching a chick in the face

>>28168902

Really, it should have been obvious, this is VN quest after all. I had an image in my head of Monique with a small moustache.

Ah, now I'm wondering about that spy.

In fact now I'm wondering about everyone our own age.

>>28168929
>No regrets

>>28168924
A reverse-trap

>>28168929
We must never let Reinhold find out!

>>28168929
...And? Persons of all genders get face punched when they need it.

Also, FSA is on, to those who follow it.

>Implying it's not just our brother teasing us.

>>28168929
Gotta keep that pimp hand strong.

>>28168954
Exactly.

>>28168819
>>28168851
>>28168929
>>28168923
His brother is teasing him. I think most of you know this but I'm not sure.

>>28168839
>He's a stupid meanyheaded jerkface.
I read that as 'manyheaded' and promptly lost my shit at the mental image.

>you should greet him properly

>>28168929
But Monique secretly being a girl would contradict all objective narration up to this point & this very thread's OP.
tl;dr: >>28168954

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>>28168929
EQUALITY

>writing

>>28168929
Are you telling me you don't punch people of all genders equally? Sexist.

>>28168971
It works if you assume Monique really wants to be a guy and uses masculine pronouns and so on.

>Monique calls himself his "father's third son"
>Brother calls Monique his favorite little sister
You people seriously think that this was serious and not just ribbing? Shit, people. He just talked about how his bros are dickasses that wreck his room if he leaves the door open.

>>28168971
> But Monique secretly being a girl would contradict all objective narration up to this point & this very thread's OP.

Transmen exist

although I was kinda being tongue-in-cheek about the bifauxunen thing

>>28168943
...we...we don't want him getting the wrong idea about us..

>>28169013
I'm pretty sure if we'd treated him better instead of face punching Monique route could have been more of a thing, but not now.

>>28168999
>He just talked about how his bros are dickasses that wreck his room if he leaves the door open.

That sounds like sister-talk to me.

>>28168999
Although, that does sort of fit...

>>28169021
Getting punched in the face is like

The ultimate route opener

>>28169025
>>28169023
What, you never wrecked your little brother's stuff for giggles?

>>28169056
no that was a dick move i just stole his shit and told him obvious lies.

>>28169056
Of course I did, but how mean would you be to your gender shifty little sister who was trying to do boy things?

The moral of this story is that if it walks like a dude and talks like a dude, we're wrecking it's shit like a dude.

>>28169056
No, unless i wanted to get my ass whooped.
All i did was embarrass him and borrow/lose his shit.

>>28169056
Oh hell yeah. So many memories of fucking my little brother over. Good times, good times.

>>28169021
>Implying more tomboy's routes shouldn't start with face punching

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>>28169131
Read that as
>So many memories of fucking my little brother. Good times, good times.

>>28169056
No way I have a little sister that is batshit insane. I stole her toys once and her response was to throw all my heaviest toys at me while I was going up the stairs so I couldn't dodge them. I never messed with her stuff after that.

>>28169162
Oh my~

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>>28169234

Just because I happened to be born after my mother promised my great-aunt that she would name her next child after her and then I was cursed with these good looks on top of it, I've endured an entire life of ridicule...

I've half a mind to tease that fool about having yet to produce an heir to the Gilbeault name despite having been married to a lovely woman from the East for going on three years now, but you are right. I should keep my composure and act as a gentleman should.

"I'm doing quite well, thank you," I say to Marcel, ignoring his insult. "And father, I wish you a good morning."
"Thank you, Monique," my father says, stroking his beard. "I was actually meaning to speak with you about something..."
"Hm? What is it?"
"Last week, I got an invitation to a certain party," he says, tossing me an envelope. "but the host is King Celestino of Marconetti, and that means that that miserable wretch Guillaume Arnaud will most likely be attending."

During his youth, Father was an aspiring duelist. He inherited his grandfather's skill with the sword, and was starting to make quite a name for himself... but then he made the mistake of insulting one of Guillaume Arnaud's friends while the old butler was within earshot.

Enraged, Arnaud challenged Father to a duel and then proceeded to completely destroy him in public... his fighting spirit was utterly destroyed and he never picked up a sword again after that day. Naturally, he still holds a bit of a grudge.

>[1/?]

>>28168970
Well, I knew that, not sure about the rest.

>>28169268
>Arnaud is this good
>Reinhold is better than Monique's dad

Ehehe~

>>28169281
Most likely, yeah.

>>28169268
>I've half a mind to tease that fool about having yet to produce an heir to the Gilbeault name despite having been married to a lovely woman from the East for going on three years now, but you are right. I should keep my composure and act as a gentleman should.

Oh god. Monique's so no friends he's made up imaginary friends in his head. We're not playing Monique, we're playing his mental constructs.

>>28169311
That was established in the beginning.
I feel it tugging at my heartstrings.
Except that he's a prick.

>>28169311
See >>28167979


Whatever we're doing, we're playing the part of some sort of inner confidante.

I assume demonic or draconic.

>>28169342
>>28169344
I saw that bit I just didn't think it was, you know, for reals.

Monique appears to be a fine guy but he does act like an asshole when he's talking with females.

You won't fool me Archelon!

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>>28169268
>You should kill them all, Monique. Burn it to the ground.

>>28169391
Shhh

Not just yet. We've spent this long gaining his trust, we need to wait until he visits the king.

>>28169268
>[2/2]

"An invitation to Prince Emilio's birthday celebration...?" I say, reading the envelope's contents. "I recall Princess Luciana mentioning this while I was escorting her out of the country..."
"That it is," my father replies. "Neither of your brothers wish to go, and you know that your mother has little love for formal affairs, so that only leaves you."

Wonderful, so I'm the last resort. But no matter, this is my chance to mingle with the upper classes!

>you should graciously accept, this is what you want after all
>you should reluctantly accept, there's no need to look so eager
>you should ask your brothers if they want to go, just to make sure
>[OTHER]

>>28169391
I lose it every damn time I see that filename.

>>28169391
I love it when these idiots decide to say something.

>>28169414
>>you should reluctantly accept, there's no need to look so eager

>>28169414
>>you should graciously accept, this is what you want after all

>>28169414
Mixture of the first two?

We want to be polite but not show how happy we are. You can't look desperate.

>>28169414
>you should graciously accept, this is what you want after all
"Monique, everyone knows that the best way to act is like a ponce. The ponciest ponce in all of Poncington. And you're wonderful at it! Don't stop now, lay on the cheese and let that gratitude flow, prettyboy!"

>>28169414
>you should reluctantly accept, there's no need to look so eager

>>28169402
>Did you see the way he looked at you?
>He's mocking you.
>Challenge him to a duel, it's the only way.
We got this.

>>28169414
>Graciously accept, gentleman style

>>28169414
>>you should graciously accept, this is what you want after all
At the same time making a jab about our brother.

>>28169414
>you should reluctantly accept, there's no need to look so eager

Best not to make yourself seem too eager to please. Spin as being grateful to see something new at least.

>>28169414
>you should graciously accept, this is what you want after all

>>28169455
>At the same time making a jab about our brother.
A gentleman would never be so uncouth.

>>28169414
>>you should ask your brothers if they want to go, just to make sure

Monique is not tsun. Monique is ponce. Ponce lays on the cheese. Ponce does not reluctant anything.

Remember how he hounded the princesses? He aggressively wants to be all up in the business.

>>28169482
We aren't going down to the levels of the whore sun reinhold, we are merely mentioning how our prestigious brother won't be going to such a great event.

>>28169414
>"Glad to serve the family name, father, as always."

>>28169504
>whore sun reinhold
Are you suggesting that the whores of the land look up to him & bask in his radiance?

I just found this thread and I just want to say
>>28167965
Monique is really fucking pretty. It makes me want to snuggle up to him and feel his warm balls against my face.

>>28169525
Praise the Sun

>>28169525
>Reinhold, patron saint of whores

>>28169525
I was thinking it meant he was a stellar body that just shined on any ol' planet, for the right price.

>writing

>>28169414
>you should graciously accept, this is what you want after all

>>28169268
> married to a lovely woman from the east
Wait... Marcel has a literal waifu.... but no heirs?
Now im not trying to start another takamaru thing here...
But there are some serious homoerotic undertones in the girlbutt family

>>28169664
Nah, he just has issues conceiving.
Which brings to question his worth as heir to the family.

>>28169533
It's getting too gay in here.

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>>28169698
We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.

>>28169691
Oh. That must be very stressful and upsetting. It probably explains his childish mentality towards his siblings as well. Which in turn would explain poor moniques persecution complex and desperate desire to rise above his station.
Sad.

>>28169691
>he just has issues conceiving
>he
>conceiving
I assume this is a Freudian slip?

>>28169780
It could just be that he's kind of a dick whenever there's a hot chick around.

I know the type. Doesn't take a traumatic childhood for somebody to be a gigantic sack of cunts.

>>28169791
I just kinda assume he meant infertile, not butt pregnant.

>>28169815
Then it would be issues siring.

>>28169825
That then. It was pretty clear what he meant.

>>28169846
>>28169825
>>28169815
>>28169802
Jesus christ.

If we're actually playing the voices in Monique's head, then he must have a ridiculous amount of willpower to not just flip out and burn everything.

>>28169825
Fuck you.

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>>28169883
>Burn it all, Monique. It's the gentlemanly thing to do.

>>28169883
This has been an issue with us as voices in people's heads ever since Weaver himself did it.

>>28169891
He would, but he couldn't sire anything.

Rolled 7

>>28169919
I don't have a picture suitable to convey my reaction to that. And I have saved thousands of pictures.

>>28169963
>Thousands
You are small time.

>>28169963
Should I be proud?

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>>28169963
>mfw I have under a hundred and I have one that's perfect.

>>28169915
Except this thread actually implies that Monique is weighing our judgement and responding to himself in the first person but actually referencing us directly.

"Very well, I would be happy to go," I say. "I'll do my best to represent the Gilbeault family."
"As well you should," Father replies. "Now there's the matter of your transport..."
"Ah, yes. The party is... in four days? That's cutting it kind of close, especially considering that I need to arrange for how things in the Border Guard will be handled in my absence..."
"Yes... well you see, it took your brothers forever to finally turn the offer down. I trust that this won't be too much of an issue? I've arranged for a carriage to bring you to Marconetti this afternoon."

This af- ugh, why couldn't he have at least told me about this sooner... now I'm going to need to head out there directly after breakfast and then come right back here if I want to get there before dark.

"N... no, it's no problem at all," I say. "Thank you for giving me this opportunity, Father."
"Maybe you'll finally hit it off with a sexy foreign lady like your big brother, eh?" Marcel says, winking.
"Perhaps," I reply.

With a bow, I leave Father and Marcel to whatever they were talking about before I interrupted. This sudden invitation has thrown off all of my plans... now I don't even have time to relax at home before I head out.

As it is, I probably have time to do one more thing before breakfast... but what?

>you should greet your mother
>you should greet your other brother
>you should do something else

>>28169919
You are a beautiful anon, and I'm glad I could be a part of this.

>>28169983
You too.

>>28170006
>Brush hair more

>>28170006
>>you should greet your mother

>>28170006
>you should do something else
Find a competent border guard and shove your duties onto him for the duration of the trip,.

>>28170006
>>you should greet your mother

>>28170006
>>you should greet your other brother

>>28170006

>>you should greet your mother

>>28170031
This.

>>28170006
>>you should greet your mother

>>28170006
>you should greet your mother
We should at least say goodbye to our mother before we leave, after that we can go transfer our duties to someone else.

>>28170006
>you should greet your mother
>simmer in rage at that whoreson's superiority
I'm joking, of course.

>>28170006
Pack hair care products, armor polish, etc.

It's important to look your best when wooing (or otherwise confronting) foreigners.

>>28170006
> greet your mother
Then
> polish your already perfect swordmanship by forcing some young knave to spar with you. After all you must be in peak condition at the party.

>>28170006
>you should do something else
Look for puppies to kick

>>28170006
>>28170027
>>28170029
We should ask our mother to brush our hair more.

>>28170006
>you should greet your mother
Must not forget our mothers now!

>>28170006
>>you should greet your mother

>>28170109
>anal margarita
What the hell?

>>28170006
>you should greet your mother
then pack your shit, this is going to be a long trip

>writing

>>28170136
Where the hell are you getting that from.

>>28170175
You know what they say: if you have to ask...

>>28170109
>Titled Anal Margarita
>Doesn't involve a woman shaking tequila, lame juice, and crushed ice in her ass and then pouring it into a bulbous glass
0/10

>>28170175
Do you not see his subject field?

>>28170191
It doesn't? Because I'm only a little ways in but I know there's videos of that.

>>28170210
Yeah, it's a pretty tame video. Blandly.

>>28170210
I skipped through to the end, stopping at every 30 seconds, and didn't see it.

>>28170221
>>28170225
Well that's a huge disappointment.

>>28170221
I can't believe that site which cannot be named due to lack of mothers got rid of all the weird shit, like zoophilia and rape and incest. Huge disappointment.

>>28170221
What can i say i got over some of the weird stuff and the only thing that can get me up is public,ammeter and dancing.
>>28170243
Its still there, but searching for it is harder now.

>>28170272
And disappears mad fast.

Why are we talking about this again?

>>28170293
People started talking about margaritas.

>>28170293
Filler between updates, as usual. At least arch isn't BlackJack slow. I'd never make it through a thread then.

>>28170243
Yeah. What even is the point any more?

>>28170293
I guess we have to do something to fill the time?

>>28170328
Seriously. Fucking child pornographers ruining everyone else's fun.

>>28170272
> searching for it is harder now

pretty sure they were deleted man

>>28170243
Is there any other good site for that sort of stuff now?

>>28170272
Post some then, since we're off topic anyway.

>>28170385
I know a few, but I mean, this is probably approaching a line of what is acceptable interpost conversation already.

>>28170358
they still get re-uploaded every once in a while.
>>28170385
just check on recent/live/random videos.

>>28170385
Horny kid, please go look somewhere else for porn.

>>28170401
Since archelon hasn't said to stop we're clearly just fine.

>>28170441
That's not how it works, anon.

>>28170441
That seems like rather dubious reasoning anon.

>>28170441
I have a sudden urge to find the line.
To seek it out, to force him to declare it.
I must know where the line is.

>>28170441
Stop.

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>>28170441
The puchis are disgusted by your shameful conduct.

>>28170481
Found it.

>>28170494
Hey
Hey
I knew when to stop.

>>28170478
Look at that you found the line without even having to look.

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>>28170481

rekt

>>28170494
Who cares about shitty puchis anyways

Ah, yes. My mother.

It would be utterly rude not to greet her so early in the morning, and I suppose I -should- inform her of the good news...

As such, I make my way to the courtyard where she spends each morning tending to her garden. Though it's late in the year, she's still hard at work... I suspect that I inherited my drive to succeed from her.

"Good morning, Mother," I say as I enter the courtyard where my mother is admiring the roses which are still in bloom.
"Ah, Monique! Good morning!" my mother replies happily as she shows me a warm smile.

Henriette Gilbeault, age forty-nine. Though she has her eccentricities, she's always been a kind, understnding mother. To be honest, I have no idea how she's able to stand putting up with most of my family... though I have to admit that I'm glad that she has.

"So what brings you here to my garden so early?" she asks.
"I doubt I'd get another chance today, seeing as how certain events have me leaving soon," I reply, holding up the invitation.
"Oh, you poor thing!" Mother says to me with pity in her eyes. "Your brothers actually dumped that onto you? I know that your father enjoys those parties, but such dreadful affairs are no good for a boy as delicate as you..."

>[1/?]

>>28170665
"I'm a masterful swordsman, mama."

>>28170665
>but such dreadful affairs are no good for a boy as delicate as you...

I can't tell if she's mocking us or not.

>>28170665
That genuinely amazes me. The way Reinhold heard it, Marconetti is virtually (if not actually) Moniques spiritual homeland.

>>28170767
Look at his life. When has Monique ever had to deal with real intrigue? They're going to eat him alive and we're going to be sad as Reinhold and the others laugh at him.

>>28170665
>[2/2]

"I'm twenty-two years old, mother. I'm no longer a boy," I say, sighing.
"You may say that, but you'll always be my little baby boy!" Mother replies.
"...anyways," I begin, clearing my throat, "I figured that I ought to inform you that I'll be leaving later today."
"Yes, I figured as much. I'll miss you dearly, you know. Your brothers are always so cold towards me..." she sighs. "But I suppose this is an opportunity for you to use your status as nobility to find yourself a nice girl to marry!"

Again with this...

"Unlike Marcel, I have no intent on relying on my family name in order to find a wife," I say, running my hands through my hair.
"Yes, yes... you've always been so prideful. Just keep what I said in mind, okay?" Motherr replies.
"If you insist."

>you should talk to your mother about...
>you should escort your mother to breakfast
>you should leave her alone and head to breakfast alone
>[OTHER]

>>28170805
>>you should escort your mother to breakfast

>>28170805
>"Unlike Marcel, I have no intent on relying on my family name in order to find a wife," I say, running my hands through my hair.

Well, he's got more balls than his brother, though that isn't saying much.

>>28170805
Escort mother to breakfast

Rolled 2

>>28170805
>>you should escort your mother to breakfast

>>28170805
Arc, I feel like you're trying to make us like Monique.
I don't want to like Monique. I'm comfortable with him being our goofy, douchey rival and getting to push his shit in every time he shows up.
Plz stahp.

>>28170805
>you should escort your mother to breakfast

>>28170805
>>you should escort your mother to breakfast

Make idle chatter. Have Monique realize REINHOLD might be there with the Princess. Have him express his concerns and ask for counsel from his mother.

>>28170805
>you should ask if your mother will be having breakfast soon, and if so, escort her.

>>28170851
Everyone has a loving mother anon.
Well except worthless abandoned whoresons. But who cares about them?

>>28170805
>you should escort your mother to breakfast

Everyone's mothers are so nice. Except Reinhold's.

>>28170805
>talk about that damnable Reinhold going to the party, being the Princesses bodyguard

>>28170851
Just because he's nice to his mother doesn't mean he can't be a supreme ponce to everybody else.

>>28170805
>>you should escort your mother to breakfast

>>28170861
Yes

>>28170851
Yeah, I don't like monique. I won't like monique. He's still the guy who called Ariane a whore.

>>28170899
>He's still the guy who called Ariane a whore.
To be fair, she does act strange and possibly whore-like.

>>28170800
He's a border guard. The only value he has as a point of intrigue is his tenuous connection to Reinhold, and any gossip on him he may have collected.

>>28170917
>Closest thing to a mother we've ever met
>Acts possibly-whore like

I was going to make a rude comment about your family, but now I'm just kind of worried it'd be accurate

I guess the baker was motherly, though not towards Rienholdt

>>28170917
Get out.

>>28170851
You want caricatures? HAHA, FUCK YOU, HERE CHARACTER DEPTH!

>>28170931
And even Reinhold himself should be low Tier at the ball. Just a bodyguard, fade and mingle. Except our life is never that simple and apparently the birthday boy has a giant mancrush on us.

>>28170805
>>you should escort your mother to breakfast

>writing

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>>28170917
THEM BE FIGHTIN WORDS ANON

>>28170987
I love character depth, it's the trying to make him seem like a sympathetic character that wierds me out. The only thing I can think of is that he's one of those twats who thinks they're the lone soul struggling for justice and honor but are actually a douche, and while that's sad it's not particulalry sympathetic.

>>28170917
You're getting a little bit too in-character there, buddy.

>>28171034
For some reasonn monique reminds me of Blackadder the First if he was a prettyboy rather than hideously repulsive.

>>28171034
I go along these lines: You gonna act like a bitch, you gonna die like a bitch.

>>28171034
Doesn't it make you want to set him straight? Perhaps we'll get the chance at the party.

>>28171091
Not a chance. In character Reinhold doesn't know any of this, so still thinks he's a complete tool who needs a face-punchin'

Monique is going to be so miserable at Marconetti. His mother was right, he's far too delicate for noble society. And who is it that tries to comfort him? That bastard Reinhold. Who the hell does he think he is?

>>28171034
I get the feeling that he doesn't want to be a ponce, but everyone around him since birth was a ponce so he doesn't even realize he's being a ponce.

Unfortunately for him, Reinhold (the anti-ponce) punched him in the face rather than befriend him, so he missed his chance to get in on all dat juicy potential character growth for the entire first act of the story.

>>28171091
I want to sit him down and explain why it seems like his life is a constant battle with the entire world. But I'm getting really tired of doing that for people, and it's really tiring and time consuming, and he hasn't shown even a glimmer of self awareness yet.

>inb4 next post has a glimmer of self awareness

>>28171034
It seems like his parents are trying to marry him off asap to secure hus station. That seems like a pretty damn sympathetic cause. No true love for Monique t.t

>>28171091
Only if we get to comfort him by fucking his face with our fist.

>>28171130
>Banging on Reinhold's door
>"Reinhold, I know that we hate one another, and we may never get past our differences, but-"
>Shirtless Takamaru opens the door
>...

>>28171180
>Shirtless Takamaru opens the door
>Drags him in
>Yaoi threesome

>>28171180
Oh god yes. I want this to happen so bad.
Secretly they were just sparring.

After they fuck/cuddle.

>>28171130
Well, duh. Why else do you think he's going to sell Rein out to the first person who'll pay him a blind bit of attention?

Anything he's learned about us - and anything he can make up - is going to become public knowledge damn quickly.

>>28171165
I don't think his mom cares whether he marries a noble or not. That would be a little degrading.

>>28171165
Man, there's a difference between trying to marry him off and arranging him a marriage. He's just got overbearing parents in his noble family of peerless lineage. No sympathy.

>>28171245
YFW, in a staggering reversal of standard tropinf, all of Moniques siblings turn out to be illegitimate and Monique is actually the only trueborn heir.

>>28171180
>>28171215
>>28171221
The horse is dead & in at least five pieces now. You can stop beating it.

Yes, I should show Mother that I'm not like my worthless brothers at least.

"Mother, shall we get going to breakfast?" I say.
"Hm? Ah yes, it getting to be around that time, isn't it..." Mother replies. "I take it that you're offering to escort me there?"
"That was my intent, yes."
"My Monique is ever the gentleman..." she laughs. "...it's a shame that you've yet to marry."
"Yes, well..." I sigh, growing tired of this conversation.

I then offer Mother my arm, and the two of us make our way to the dining room. Along the way, she begins speaking.

"Do you have any idea who else might be going to this party?" Mother asks. "I'm sure it'll be lonely there all alone without any familiar faces..."
"Father believes that Gillaume Arnaud will be there," I reply. "Aside from that, I imagine that other friends of Marconetti's royal family and dignitaries from foreign countries will be in attendance."
"Hm, that makes sense. And I heard that our Princess Marianne is friends with Marconetti's Luciana..."
"Yes, they're quite close."

Wait.

WAIT.

God damn it all, how could I have forgotten something so blatantly obvious!?

>[1/?]

>>28171346
Nope, after this, I'm officially switching from Sylvie path to Takamura path. Just because I want that to happen, so bad.

>>28171323
Interesting but irrelevant?

I wonder if Luciana would be interested in Monique. He's got just the right amount of spirit and twink in him to make breaking him in her BDSM dungeon fun.

>>28171362
>God damn it all, how could I have forgotten something so blatantly obvious!?
REINHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!

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>>28171429
Ah beserk. Too bad the Mangaka recently announced it's abandonment.

>>28171408
archelon isn't going with that at all. He considered it, but didnt go with that character wise.

>>28171522
He decided it wouldn't come up in the quest. Doesn't mean it can't be a background detail.

>>28171546
The word your looking for is fanon.

>>28171559
The word I was thinking of was Bullshit

>>28171505
wat

explain further

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>>28171515
>>28171525

>>28171362
>[2/2]

"Reinhold," I mutter through gritted teeth.
"Ah, yes!" Mother says. "That young fellow from the army who you fought in the tournament's finals!"
"That worthless bastard is sure to be there as well, he is the Princess's bodyguard after all..."
"Don't do anything foolish now," Mother says in an attempt to calm me down. "I don't want to find that you ended up detained in a foreign prison for attacking him at the party."
"I'm not stupid, Mother," I sigh. "Though I won't deny that I would certainly love to return the insult..."

Seeing my mood sour, Mother stops in her tracks, pulling me back.

"I mean it, Monique," she says with a stern tone. "I don't want you wallowing in past failure like your father does, but I also don't want you to forget your composure and cause a public incident. Should you still have a problem with him, challenge him to a rematch and show him the fruits of that training journey you went on after your first loss."
"Yes, I know... should we fight again, I won't be the one who loses," I reply.
"That's my boy," she says, patting me on the head.

My mood sufficiently fouled, I say nothing else as we finally make it to the dining room and take our seats. And of course Marcel takes notice of my unpleasant mood right away.

"What crawled up your ass and died, Monique?" Marcel says, grinning.
"Marcel!" Mother shouts. "That is no way to speak at the table!"

>you should say...

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>>28171584
Hopefully he will finish idolM@ster soon and he can get back to yearly chapter releases

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>>28171525
>>28171515

HAHAHHAHA. I live leaving out the little details.

"The title itself is an “SF romance” set 100 million years in the future, but other than it boasting his gorgeous art few other details have emerged.

Although it marks yet another hiatus, Berserk is promised to resume after Makia finishes its 202 page serialisation – 6 volumes later."

>>28171608
>Punch Marcel

Nobody gets away with upsetting our Mother.

>>28171608
Do a big inhale like you're about to go off, but then just make an exasperated *poof* sound and sit there.

>>28171608
Nothing.

Rolled 7

>>28171616

>PS4 Idolmaster SOON!

>Berserk new chapter, never

>>28171608
>Reinhold, the guy who beat me will be there.

If he mocks us, say we heard he's now under Arnaud's tutelage. Or if we dont know that, that he's a friend of his. That will get a reaction out of him.

>>28171608
"It's okay, Mother. Children will be children."

>>28171522
I thought the decision was that interaction with her wouldn't go deep enough for the knowledge to be learnt or for it to mean anything, but she's still true to that character behind the scenes.

Marianne slammed the door behind her and, tears in her eyes; sat down hard on Luciana's bed.
She knew that Luciana wouldn't mind, and would still be busy at the ball regardless.
As the tears rolled down Marianne's face, embarrassment turned into anger; that bodyguard her father had forced onto her had AGAIN turned a ballroom dance into something better associated with his childhood.
Plans to make her 'bodyguard' suffer for this repeated insult whirled through her head.
Unfortunately, everything that sprung to mind seemed too small a punishment, she observed; as she spotted... A book? Barely poking out from under Luciana's bed, it looked suspiciously like it was lazily hidden.
As Marianne opened the book and read, her face displayed first shock, followed by a devious grin; she knew just how she would punish this bodyguard of hers.

>>28171660
Would we really have heard that, I mean he's had like one or two lessons under Arnaud's tutelage, within the last few days, and Monique is half a nation away.

>writing

>>28171608
I'm going to join the recon corp and kill all the titans!

>>28168328
Let the world become a thousand hateful swords.
None will strike you while i live.
Let all under heaven turn to ash.
I will burn to keep you whole.
My life for your life.
My blood for your sanctity.
Eternal Guardian.

Marianne hears us use that spell.
10K gigawatt blush.
Elsewhere-
Alisondra looks up hopefully as the world turns a crimson hue.
Brother?...

>>28171751
anon plz, the smut writers will come if you don't stop

Sorry, guys... I'm still suffering the effects from that all-nighter I pulled last time and now my brain's kind of fried. As this takes a bit more effort than usual to run, I'm going to have to call it a night here.

I'll run again tomorrow night, hopefully to the end of Monique's bit so we can get back to the normal story.

Thanks for putting up with this little experiment!

>>28172049
Nighty night~

>>28172049
You an cool bro OP

>>28172049
It's all good, I need sleep too.

Good night!

>>28172049
night

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>>28172049

night man

>>28172045
let them cum

>>28172049
It's all good man. Don't burn yourself out.

>>28171128

Reinhold Rogers Is disappointed with you.

Reinhold forgave the girls invading his personal space and Princess her slamming him into the wall. I'm sure he will be able to befriend Monique as long as he maintains respectful distance from his charge.

Of course with Citrine babbling we know he's not gonna make that easy.

I ship him with Nicolette.

>>28172327
The difference is that those are waifus/women.