Twitter: @HeroRena>Last time on HERO QUEST!>Rena, who had just received the rank of B-Class, felt scared. She was not used to such a feeling so she decided to get advice from other great heroes. Then she was kidnapped by the wicked Monster Maestro! Once she had taken our poor hero back to her evil lair the two of them saw that the foul Monster Master was also there. How will Rena survive!?
MM: "Sis, what the hell!? Why didn't you call me or something!?"MM+: "I'm sorry, dear sister... I left my phone in my lair and it was destroyed just like the rest of my things..."MM: "Gah! Also, how the hell did you even get in here!? You don't have a key to the place!"MM+: "I broke in,of course. Don't worry. I didn't steal anything. I do wish you would clean a bit more though... It was never this messy when we were living together..."MM: "You can't just break into my home! I don't mind you staying but... Ask first!"MM+: "I don't understand... I would have let my little sister stay in my home whenever she wanted... I would never be this upset..."MM: "That's not the problem here!"... Should...Should I say anything?
HIGH STAKES HIGH TENSION GIRLY SLEEPOVER ACTION
>>28159711No, definitely not. Just a sisterly squabble. Of course, MM is correct, but no reason to talk unless they involve you.
>>28159711No, keep quiet, keep low
>>28159711No, do not say anything. Actually, lets try to make ourself look smaller and pull our head back into our sweater, like Shadowman.
>>28159711nah, keep down, just stand there awkwardly, MM+ is going to be part of the sleepover. We're not on duty right now, right? Our sweater has no insignia? then we have nothing to fear I hope
>>28159711Learn from shadowman!You aren't here!Also, look around for incriminating MM evidence. Like what kind of magazines she's into, or where she keeps her *ahem* stash.
>>28159803An excellent chance to try what we have learned, good point anon!
>>28159711Oh dear god.If we survive this, we'll get more rank ups for living through class-A bullshit again.Try to sneak out.
>>28159864No dude, we're [kidnapped]
>>28159881Yeah, managing to escape from a A class villain while being kidnapped would probably earn us a few ranks up.
>>28159711We can always try to this kidnap plan later, r-right?
>>28159711Let the siblings squabble. In the meantime, there's a room to clean!Imagine their surprise when they see the messes cleaned up afterwards.Maybe we'll get our ranks docked down to "C" seeing as how we've basically maintained a villain's evil lair?Fat chance though.captcha: helprug effect
>>28159738Keeping low...>>28159803Blending in...MM+: "So, what is Rena doing here?"Dammit...MM: "I've kidnapped her! She is here against her will."MM+: "Oh my... But she looks rather comfortable. Is that some pillows I see packed there? Kidnapping victims don't normally pack for such things... Unless... Oh my~ Is she -really- being kidnapped, little sister?"MM: "Yes! This is a real kidnapping! Rena, help me out here!"Oh godNow I'm involved in this
>>28159944I agree. Now is the time for snooping/cleaning.
>>28159942If we leave, we escaped two villains and rank up.If we stay, we probably end up defeating MM+ and rank up.I say we pick the one that's not 100% to get us screwed over, and also keeps our promise with MM.
>>28159963"Uh, yeah this is a real kidnapping and stuff. No reason to be uncomfortable during it, right?"
>>28159963Tell her that you're honestly terrified.NO LIE DETECTOR IN THE WORLD would say you were bluffing on that one. Unless it was broken.
>>28159963Cry for help. But not too loudly.
>>28159963Deadpan it upYes, you are being kidnapped.Maybe wave your arms for emphasis
>>28159963This is a real kidnapping, I am here against my will. She even took my cat as an hostage to prevent me from assuming my heroic form.
"yes i am kidnapped, i was just lucky and had supplies on me at the time"
>>28159963"Who destroyed your base again?"
>>28159963She wrecked my apartment, I tried to save as much as I couldDoes that mean we're on duty during this ordeal? If so... sleep is overrated anyway
>>28159963"I don't know, I was never kidnapped before. But your sister is doing a good job so far!"
>>28159963She just destroyed our house. Those were the only thing we manage to save. Also I bet MM+ being here was part of MM plan all along!
>>28159963"You shouldn't look down on your sister! I'll have you know my place is fully trashed."
>>28159963>"Yes! This is a real kidnapping! Rena, help me out here!""What? I'm sorry I didn't hear you, I was busy cleaning up your stuff totally against my will. I was coerced with the promise of lasagna! Sweet, delicious, evil lasagna..."Wonder if it would make it more convincing to have MM make Rena wear a minion attire?
>>28159963"Officially? Yea, she blew up my apartment and everything."capcha: ing rTGuest
>>28159963Does MM+ have a mode other than Ara Ara~
>>28160056Or a maid attire.
>>28160084MM+ is gonna go full RAPE THE MEIDO and it'll be like that fanfic
>>28159963you can honestly say that you do not at all want to be here right nowhere being caught between the two of them
More RenaxMM fapfics when?
>>28159963She destroyed my house!Also there's nothing wrong with treating kidnapees with courtesy. Doing so shows one to be a villain of true class.
>>28160080Why would she need one?
"Yes... This is a totally legit kidnapping... This is all I could get after she destroyed my base."MM+: "She destroyed your base?"MM: "Yeah. With my Wing Blast. Place is totally trashed."MM+: "Oh my...""I can honestly say I have never been more terrified in my entire life..."MM+: "I can see... I'm sorry for doubting the legitimacy of this kidnapping, dear sister. However, I still do need to stay. It would only be for a few days and we can keep an eye on your captive together. Is that okay?"MM: "Ugh... Fine, whatever. But this is 'my' kidnapping. Don't get in my way."MM+: "I would never~"Okay... They seem to be focusing on themselves again...I could try and slip away...
>>28160129>>28160140That's neither lewd nor cute, it's fucking scary
>>28160144Just... curl up in a corner or something.Actually, no, start cleaning. Can't be staying in a messy home for two days.
>>28160144Your house is trashed, you have no choice.
>>28160144use the shadows, Rena. Find the dungeon
>>28160144>I could try and slip away...Slip away and start cleaning the place.
>>28160144Lol start cleaning
>>28160144Explore the apartment while they're distracted! Last time you only saw the living-room and entree after all.
>>28160144either start cleaning or start hooking up some videogames.Also, perhaps secure an escape route for later. When MM inevitably leaves us alone with MM+
>>28160144Find a pile of jackets or blankets and stay under itYou're outside of anyone's reach if you're under a jacket/blanket pile
>>28160162>>28160162which only makes my dick harder silly anon
>>28160144See if they need something done. We could go to the store or something.
>>28160200Woolie pls go
>>28160144Do you have those ninja smoke from shadowman? It may come in hand when trying to escape
>>28160235We can't waste them here anon, that would be foolish. Well, unless MM+ comes at us aggressively that is.
>>28160235May I ask why you want to escape?
I'll just sneak away and start cleaning.Gosh... Everything was going fine til Monster Master popped up. We were gonna have a totally awesome sleepover. I had games and popcorn.Every time I plan something it goes so wrong. It's like something just enjoys watching things go bad for me.Man, how does she live like this? She just throws her stuff everywhere. There's plates and clothes.She looks clean herself, it's just her living room. I don't even want to think about what her bedroom looks like.MM+: "Is she cleaning?"MM: "Ah. Uhm... Yes! Because she is my captive!"MM+: "I see... I'm going to go rest for a bit. That last hero fight tired me out... Wake me if you need any help.">Monster Master walks off to a room and closes the door behind her.She's finally gone...MM: "Hey, sorry about that... Didn't think she would be here."
>>28160261Perhaps because MM+ would love to drink our blood? We can't even sleep because who knows what kind of dream-eater monster she might transform into
>>28160144Introduce kitty to MM+
>>28160336Ask if it's safe, or if her sister is the 'listens at the door with very good hearing' type.If not, get ready for sleepover!
>>28160336>MM: "Hey, sorry about that... Didn't think she would be here."I am still alive and most of my blood is still inside me, I consider that to be a positive outcome in any encounter with MM+.Now, lets make some popcorn and play games!I really want my haunter to evolve.
>>28160336Well, maybe we can still play some of the quieter video games, MM.MM+ doesn't eat captives, does she?
>>28160344MM+ wouldn't both attack Rena when she's in civilian mode AND ruin MM's kidnapping AND kill off her archenemy. 2 of 3 maybe, but this is pretty safe. I'd say this is as safe as we're gonna get around her really.
>>28160353Not the kitty!>>28160366I think we can safely ditch out sleepover plans
>>28160381Rena looks more surprised people would write a fan-fic of her, rather than the fan-fic itself.
>>28160409>Stop sleepover.Please anon. We're doing this.
>>28160336No problem. Stuff like this happens all the time.See if she'd like some help in exchange for her lasagna.
>>28160336I was kinda wondering who MM was fighting when Rena called her over the phone.Also, MM was kinda mean for going inside the restaurant and leaving without ordering.That'll probably be worth a whole rank up for villains.
>>28160336It could be fine.When you start playing games and such you can just blame it on Stockholm Syndrome.
>>28160419She looks pleased.
>>28160444We're so fucked
>>28160492This is the secret goal of many players here.
>>28160336"I guess it's ok, since she'll behave herself. If anything happened to me you'd get blamed, and she's not going to do anything that will get Anti-Hero and Princess Sparkle out for your blood.I guess we can still play video games together, at least~"
>>28160366Actually asking that wouldn't be smart. Why don't we just wave her over, point at the door, and look at her questioningly
>>28160514Not literally fucked, mind you
>>28160561Awwwwww.Well in that case, be optimistic!
>>28160561Keep telling yourself that.
>>28160538Fair enough. The goal since thread 2 has been to find a way to make Rena, MM and MM+ have a lesbian orgy.>>28160561Yes, literally fucked.
>>28160123Writefag here, just got back from work. I'm about half way through the next fic, so I'll either post it here if I finish it in time or on the quest general thread.Anyway, let's focus on the quest! Tell MM not to worry about it, you are used to minor disasters. Break out some of those games/quiet things to do so we can keep MM+ asleep as long as possible. Maybe ask how her relationship with her sister is doing?Also, ask MM how her kidnappings usually go.
>>28160618I thought it was to keep our blood thoroughly inside our veins?
>>28160687please don't post until after the thread is over.>>28160336hold kitty. at least it's sane.
"It's not a big deal. I'm still alive and I have all my blood. That's about as much as I could expect from seeing her.">Monster Maestro sighs and sits down on the couch. Rena sits down beside her and pulls out her DS."Wanna help me out? I can't get any of the pokemon you need to trade for."MM: "... Sure.">The two of them begin playing pokemon."So..." Rena's voice drops to a whisper. "She's not the kind of person who listens at doors, is she?"MM: "Don't think she is. She's also probably dead asleep. When she gets tired she stays out for hours.""Well, that's good. Do you two get along very well?"MM: "Ugh... We do but... She's just so overbearing! She always thinks I need help. I know I'm not as strong as her or... Well, the point is I can take care of myself. So far you're the only person that I lost to. And you're B-Class material too! I sent the trade invite. Anyway, I don't know what to do to make her realize I can survive on my own."
>>28160687Getting it in at the end after the session is over would be nice, but don't hurry it.
Rolled 67>>28160687>keep MM+ asleep>implyingWe're ded
>>28160728Tell her to give you some space.
>>28160728Hmmm, that's hard. Rena isn't really in a position to understand, from what we know.
>>28160728Well MM is doing pretty well. I'm sure it will only take time for her sister to come around.I mean, she's mooching off of YOU now that her base is destroyed, so she must think you can at least keep a lair safe.
"you gotta kick her ass, she wont think you are ever strong enough until you beat her. is how it goes."
>>28160721Definitely, don't want to interupt OP after all.>>28160728Talk about your run in with MM+ at the mall, and how she really just wants to be close to MM. They both have these issues about each other, but they won't talk it out so they are both frustrated.
>>28160728Don't be like that, she's only worried about you because you're family and because she cares and loves you.
>>28160728Well, you managed to outwit me and then kidnap me didn't you? I could give you some info on a few hero to prove yourself in combat. By the way, did you know her monster form get the monster's vulnerability?
>>28160728Overbearing folk don't stop being overbearing. All you can do is realize that's how they show they care.Also perhaps set traps in some of your piles of uncleaned clothes so she doesn't clean without permission.
>>28160728Tell her she's got it all wrong, and that MM+ doesn't offer help because she thinks MM is weak but for the sole purpose of helping. Even if MM were times stronger, barely anything would change
>>28160728I think she just wants to be close to you because you're family. She may be bad at communicating so she comes off as overbearing.
>>28160728What, she's proven her ability to hold her own but her sister still won't acknowledge her. Hmmm... The only probably effective solution I can think of would be for MM to challenge MM+ and beat her, but I can't think of how she'd accomplish such a thing.
She's just worried like any sibling would be, and wants to connect with you more. Try going out for meals and let her treat you once in a while.
>>28160831Even better, have MM beat the person who destroyed MM+ hideout.
>>28160728I'm sure her sister just worries about her a lot. Does she have a reason to particularly fear for MMs well-being, like for example something in their past, or has she always been naturally protective?
>>28160728"Maybe she is just afraid to lose you. Perhaps if you two fight together once in a while she will know you are alright and won't be so worried about her evil little sister."I don't know if we should tell MM that we know about her brother.
>>28160855>example something in their pastWell, there is the whole Marauder thing.We probably shouldn't mention that.
>>28160728"She's probably worried you'll drift apart now that you're on your own, and is trying to spend more time with you to hold on to your relationship.You might be able to make her less overbearing by dropping in on her sometimes and occasionally make plans to spend some time together."
"I don't think she thinks you're weak. I think she just really cares about you. Don't tell her I said this but last time we fought it ended up with us shopping, it's where I got you that sweater. She really wanted to get some clothes for you."MM: "I guess but... Can't she just cut it out sometimes? Like... There's a reason I moved out. I just want to be on my own.""Well being a villain isn't really the safest of jobs. She might just be worried about you because of that. The two of you should totally team up and do some missions together."MM: "Maybe... Trade me back... There.">Monster Master leans back and sighs.MM: "I don't know why I'm even telling my archenemy this... Just, forget it.">She stands up and with the press of a button is back in her casual clothing.B: "Do you want anything to eat? We never ordered at that restaurant."
>>28160910I-is there more lasagna?
>>28160910You can't go out, Rena. I guess you're stuck here. You'll just HAVE to eat her delicious cooking again. What a shame. Truly it is a terrible existence you live.
>>28160910>B: "Do you want anything to eat? We never ordered at that restaurant."Raviolis.She should then go buy some bread to go with it.Nah kidding, just chinese takeout and a bad romance movie.
>>28160910Shrug, tell her that you figure your chances of survival are a little better if you can make MM+ happier.Time to break out snacks? Either that, or help ineptly in the kitchen as she makes something.
>Rena: The Villain TherapistI dunno if this would count as a heroic deed (rank up), or as enabling the villains (rank down maybe).>>28160910As long as she's cooking. Yeah, dinner sounds good.Maybe learn a bit from her so Rena can level-up from microwave cooking.
>>28160910"Oh I don't wanna cause any trouble. Whatever you make is fine."
>>28160910Truly this makes all the bullshit worth it.This time, ask if she'll teach you to make something. You must steal her cooking secrets for your own.
>>28160967Ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli~Ask her for the lasagna recipe.
Yeah eat up. Anything she makes is sure to be good.
So, what are the chances that her brother will show up tonight wearing a suit and a top hat?We don't know who destroyed MM+'s base after all.
>>28160910"Just because we're archenemies doesn't mean we can't be friends."
>>28160990Heroic deedTotally a heroic deedWe're gonna get rich as shit and then die horribly. Kinda like Scarface, except we never asked for any of this
>>28161009Pizza mozzarella~ pizza mozzarella~Rella~ rella~ rella~ rella~ rella~
>>28160910We may be archenemies, but we're also arch-FRIENDS!
>>28161106I wonder if MM sings while cooking.If not, Rena clearly has a lot to teach her.
>>28161051>We don't know who destroyed MM+'s base after all.My bet's on Sparkle, since she was trying to keep Rena from rising in rank too quickly.And MM+ kinda accidentally ruined that...We could try asking MM+ later.
"Oh I don't wanna cause any trouble. Whatever you make is fine."B: "Alright. Let's try... Ravioli. No, we don't have the stuff for it... I'll make Chinese. And you're helping me.""Me..?"B: "Yes. Come on, I have an extra apron. And tie your hair up. Come on, hurry up."===================================B: "No, you got the eggshells in the bowl! Rena, have you -ever- cooked!?""Once or twice..."Aaaaaaaah!I'm doing so bad at this!B: "Geeze, I think it would have been faster on my own..."
>>28161149"I'm sorry. Do you need anything else done, since I suck at this?"
>>28161149Assist HARDER!HARDER!Don't notice MM+!
>>28161149>28161149Don't say that!Rena, teach her the magic of sing-cooking. With it, even exploded microwave mac'n'cheese becomes jolly!
>>28161149RENA LOOK BEHIND YOU
>>28161149Just learn, Rena. Focus. She wants to teach you, so try.
>>28161149What does the MC stand for?Anyway, wash the dishes as she uses them.
>>28161149Cast Detect Ara Ara~
>>28161149DON'T MAKE EYE CONTACT DON'T AKNOWLEDGE HER OH GOD OH GODApologise for being bad at cooking but thank her for the lessons anyway
>>28161149... umm, surely Rena can't screw up preparing coffee, tea, or lemonade. R-right?
you are trying, just learn as well as you can.
>>28161219Wanna find out?
>>28161219Lemonade, probably not, unless you count getting the floor and counter soaked.Warm drinks? Oh boy.
>>28161149Ugh get our shit together
>>28161212Ara Ara~Why are they so flat~>>28161219>Warm drinks? Oh boy.Someone is getting second degree burns.
>>28161149Concentrate, Rena! Your Friendship is on the line!
>>28161149Start washing the dishes, unless you microwave the plastic containers in your TV dinners (ew).
>>28161272MM isn't that flat.Rena is "Oh god I thought you were just a really effeminate boy" tier.
Huh? Monster Master?>Rena turns and looks.There's no one there.B: "Rena, pay attention!""Sorry!">>28161247>>28161239>>28161219"I... I think I'll just make the drinks. Thanks for the lessons."B: "Fine. I got a bunch of stuff for juice and tea in the cupboard. Go pick what you like."Alright... How hard can it be to make juice?===================================Why does everything go wrong!?
>>28161356Okay. We failed at juice.Maybe we can do tea.
>>28161356Get it together, Rena! Concentrate! Use your superpower of not failing constantly!
>>28161356Oh dearI think Rena is going to need more lessons.
>>28161356>Why does everything go wrong!?It's your Aura of Normalcy! It saps any kind of talent out of the activities you partake in!You're a tragic hero Rena!
>>28161356Calm down and focus, getting into a panic'll just make it worse.
>>28161304Can't wait for the beach episode of Hero Rena Quest. Its going to be hilarious, through the humor may fall flat.>>28161356Just wash the dishes you ditzy flat clutz.
>>28161356What is it, powder or frozen concentrate...>cupboardDamn it, why couldn't it have been frozen concentrate?
>>28161356Poison them. Poison them all with koolaid using the stuff under the sink instead of water.
>>28161356Stop fucking up!
Meanwhile, this is happening behind the corner.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvnC4OFOgCQ
>>28161356Get a hold of yourself.Read the instructions and pretend they're instructions for preparing a microwave dinner before it reaches that oven. Get into the zone and make some juice.Or alternatively, start washing dishes if you have experience in washing them.
>>28161356y u so bad at things renagod damncook better
>>28161356Apologize, clean it up.
>>28161356Channel your spiritual liege Cooking Mama. She shall lead us to glory!
You're covered in juice go clean up first. It's not like you're doing any good here anyway.
>>28161356"Being a hero is suffering."
>>28161423I'm trying!!!>>28161406I'll just wash dishes...>Rena begins cleaning up the dishes that Bridgette uses. As the two of them fall into a steady rhythm of cleaning and cooking Bridgette speaks up.B: "So, care to explain why you're having such a hard time doing the simplest cooking things?""I don't normally cook for myself... My mom used to always do that and when I left I just never bothered learning."B: "How do you eat?""Usually just frozen stuff."B: "... All the time?""Yeah.">Bridgette drops what she's cooking and turns to Rena. She looks pissed off.B: "You can't keep eating like that! That's so bad for you! No wonder you look all pale and skinny! You're not getting the right nutrients! How the hell do you expect to fight in that kind of condition!? I swear, if that's all you've been eating I'm surprised my food doesn't just send you into shock! At least go out and eat if you can't cook for yourself! That frozen stuff barely even qualifies at food!"Woah... I've never seen her so mad.
>>28161650Promise to learn to cook and cook for yourself.Follow through on that promise.
>>28161650Hey, not everyone has cushy bank robberies and hero money to buy food with.Pause for a moment.I HAVE HERO MONEY!
>>28161650Will you teach me?
>>28161650Quick! Distract her with Herospeak!"I'll never let you infest me with those foul Nutrients!""A real Hero makes do with what she can afford!"
>>28161585I am afraid that if we leave the room MM+ is going to Ara Arape~ us.>>28161650Promise to learn how to cook.Alternatively, ask her if she's looking for a roommate.
>>28161650Apologize properly. Explain that you did occasionally try to make other stuff, but well...she's seen how that goes. In the end you got too demotivated to even try.
>>28161650It was I could afford on my previous meager salary as a cashier before I became a hero.Gonna have to take grocery shopping lessons with MM.
>>28161304MM is not flat at all. Just Rena
>>28161650Ask if she will teach you
>>28161650But it was not like Rena could afford eating outside. Also, if you start eating frozen food everyday you kind of get used to it.
>>28161650>pale and skinny!That bad, huh?No wonder she never filled out properly in certain departments.
"Sorry! I just couldn't afford to eat out every day and you can see how bad I am at cooking. Maybe you can teach me?"B: "Damn right I will. I can't have my archenemy suddenly die from malnutrition. One of these days we are going grocery shopping together, whether you like it or not. And you WILL cook something. Now go take a seat, the food is done.">>28161790I can hear you.>Rena sits down and Bridgette brings her a bowl of food. With one bite Rena is in heaven."This is so good."B: "If you start cooking every day you'll be able to make things like this! Not some crappy frozen burrito or lasagna.""Mhmm... Now that I have actual money I will be sure to learn how to do this myself... Oh god this is so good."B: "Enjoy it because tomorrow you're going to try and cook with me again. And I will not allow you to screw it up!"
>pale and skinny flat as a boardTHE BEST
>>28161842Will we do it in our costumes?
>>28161842Leave some for MM+ as well, or see if she's up and if she'd like some.You know, we're going to rise a rank because we're not stopping one but two villains from doing bad stuff.
>>28161874Seconded>>28161842I repeat my roommate proposal. Our house is destroyed anyway and she could use someone to keep her base clean.
>>28161842Once the meal is done, immediately set to cleaning the dishes. We have shamed ourselves today, but we shall do better tomorrow!Do not leave the kitchen before she does, here there be monsters.
>>28161842Well I hope MM has lots of spare ingredients.It looks like Kitty wants some food as well!
>>28161842Enjoy the food.Ask about MM+ dinner.Because you're interested in it not being your blood.
>>28161842Thank her properly for promising to teach you! That's free time and effort she's giving you there.
>>28161842See is a good thing to be skinny, now you can eat this delicious food as much as you want without worrying if you are gonna get fat or not
>>28161842M-maybe offer massages as payment? We have to be good at SOMETHING.
>>28161996With an offer like that we'll be good at being creepy.You creepy fuck.
>>28161996Rena is good at being normal.
>>28161429Do you have enough Aras Queen of Monsters?
"Thanks, seriously. It will be nice to learn.">>28161996I might end up hurting her and then her sister will kill me in retaliation.>>28161911>Rena finishes eating but before she can get up Monster Master appears.B: "Hey sis, are you hungry?"MM+: "Oh, no. I already ate before I got here. Perhaps just a small bowl but not too much. Hello, Rena. You're looking rather comfortable for someone who's being held against their will."
>>28162020She has a stranglehold on the Ara~ market.Amongst other things.
>>28162034NOPE NOT COMFORTABLE AT ALLBack into a corner, Rena!
>>28162034Hide under the table.
>>28162034I have to look like that or she will kill my kitty.Please don't drink my blood.
>>28162034"Well you know, with my apartment being ruined I figure this place really isn't that bad in comparison. If I'm gonna get kidnapped by a strong villain like your sister, I might as well be positive and take what comforts there are."
>>28162034For a captor to provide comfort to her captive is a display of true class as a villain.
>>28162034You're looking rather calm for someone who just lost their base.
>>28162034But she was being humiliated back there!
>>28162034"W-we had no other choice but to come here!"
>>28162034Ward her off with Kitty!
>>28162112I KNOW ESCALATION IS BAD BUT I CHOSE THIS
>>28162084such weirdmuch creep
>>28162034Yep, go with Stockholm Syndrome."What's that thing where the captive is friends with their captor? Stock cube syndrome? Yeah, that."
>>28162034Her sister's only showing off her superior skills and confidence as a villain by treating you as a guest, content in the knowledge you're helpless to escape.
>>28162034"Help me kitty! She is going to suck my blood."
>>28162112DO ITIT"S TERRIBLE BUT WE MUST DO IT
>>28162150She's taunting me, showing me that even by being this relaxed she can easily contain me. I may look comfortable, but inside I am roiling with humiliation and shame.
>>28162143What was creepy about it?Way too wordy though.
Wait wait wait, maybe MM+ is actually protecting us here.Her presence probably prevent B class and lower villains from trying to sneak in and kill us.Villains backstab each others all the time and wouldn't be above stealing MM's kill.
>>28162181Too snarky. OOC.>>28162185Yes, this.
"You're looking rather calm for someone who just lost their base."Is what I would say if I were brave. I am not."What's that thing where the captive is friends with their captor? Stock cube syndrome? Yeah, that."MM+: "I see... Little sister, your skills at kidnapping are quite impressive...">Rena's kitty hisses at Monster Master. Monster Master hisses back. Kitty runs into Rena's arms.>Rena decides to hide under the table. Monster Master kneels down and looks at her.MM+: "You are quite lucky I'm not that hungry.">She takes her bowl of food and goes back into her room.B: "... See? I bet she wasn't even hungry at all. She just wanted to check up on me."
>>28162181>strong villain>take comforts>>28162202I am not reassured.Poor kitty :(
>>28162202Lets resume eating and watch a bad martial art movie.Also, present this hypothesis >>28162185
>>28162214>strong villainBecause, you know, keeping up the charade + helping MM with how MM+ views her.>take comfortsYou may be too paranoid about lewd anon, that's a perfectly reasonable phrase.>>28162202Yeah, just checked up on you...Will your sleeping-arrangements come with a lot of sturdy locks by any chance?
>>28162202Ask if we can go hide in MM's room with Kitty so that we aren't assaulted or scared out of our wits. A door with a lock would be a massive comfort at this point.
>>28162233>Will your sleeping-arrangements come with a lot of sturdy locks by any chance?I think our sleeping arrangement will be wherever we pass out. Probably the sofa.
>>28162202"Your sister is scary as hell"
>>28162202MM+ wants Rena's virgin blood.Ask Bridget if her sister really need to drink blood from people.
>>28162299Good idea, ask this.
>>28162299Lets pollute and corrupt our blood then!
We are totally not letting this ruin the sleepover plan.
>>28162202"It's hard to be sympathise when your sister is trying to eat me."
>Rena comes out of hiding holding her kitty."Bridgette..."B: "Hmm?""Does your sister really drink blood..?"B: "Oh, yeah. She's bitten me a few times in the past. Those teeth are fucking pointy. Don't worry, she usually only does it when she's fighting someone. Good way to get them to stop struggling.""Oh... Where am I gonna sleep..?"B: "I was going to offer you the spare bedroom but sis is taking it. You'll probably have to sleep on the couch.""Okay...">>28162230I've lost my appetite..."You wanna watch a movie?"B: "Sure. Got anything?""Yeah.">The two of them settle down for the night and watch Kung Pow: Enter the Fist.>Partway through Bridgette ends up passing out. Rena can hear her snoring lightly.Hey, she's missing the best part...
>>28162365She'll catch one of those notorious japanese colds, better find her a blanket.
>>28162365Don't wake her, let her have the couch, sleep on the floor.Might seem like an unnecessarily nice gesture, but actually it's just a precaution against MM+ - shortest possible distance to MM if we need her help.
>>28162365Find a blanket, wrap it around her. Find one for yourself as well and sleep on the couch.
>>28162365Get her a blanket.
>>28162365Gently take her to her room without doing anything lewd at all.We could also lay her on the couch and cover her with a warm blanket. We can sleep on the floor.
>>28162365Oh shit OP, you are now my favorite person. Kung Pow is godly.Gently wrap a blanket around her and put a pillow under her head. Then steal her room and lock it to keep out MM+
>>28162365Find her a blanket. Or put Kitty on her, if you can't find one. Kitty will keep her warm.
>>28162414>a door+lock stopping MM+You'd be the first to die in a horror movie anon.
>>28162405Yes, share the couch. It is the best option.
>>28162365wake her up gently. maybe she prefers to sleep on her bedor>>28162414But instead of sleeping on the floor we should sleep on her bed. Nobody is gonna use it anyway
>>28162365FINISH THE MOVIEDON'T DISTURB HERSLEEP ON COUCH AS PLANNEDBLANKET IF NECESSARY
>>28162365Get some blankets and fall asleep on the couch
>>28162441Two girls sleeping on opposite ends of the couch would make it awfully easy to... you know...
>>28162469Can't miss the best bit of the movie, after all.
>>28162482NOBAD ANONRENA IS NOT FOR LEWDS
>Rena grabs the two of them some blankets from Bridgette's room. She can't really see too much but she can feel the softness of blankets and pillows on her bed. She covers up Bridgette and sleeps beside her on the couch...=================================>Rena is woken up at night. She feels something thick and warm wrapped around her, slowly dragging her away from the living room.Hwuh..?
>>28162365Grab blankets and you can both sleep on the couch until she gets up again
>>28162517Oh boy, red alert time.Right, do we have any tools to escape this with?
>>28162517Freak out!quietly freak out
>>28162517Go back to sleep.
>>28162517GO INTO PANIC MODE
>>28162517quick panic, its the only option
>>28162517We told you to watch out for the snakes, we told you sis.
>>28162517"Five more minutes"
>>28162517PANIC.STRUGGLE.POKE.SCREAM LIKE A LITTLE GIRL.
>>28162547Good idea! Or hug it.
>>28162517This sounds stupid, but don't resist no matter what or our rank will go even higher.
>>28162565I was going to post that, but then fuck captcha
>>28162547ThisWith our tongue
>>28162517just... go back to sleep.
>>28162517FIRST identify who it is and where they are going.If it's MM taking you to her room, then go back to sleep.If it's MM+ taking you anywhere then ask wtf she is doing.Don't start struggling! It's a waste of energy to struggle if you don't have an opening.
>>28162517Rena use Bite!
>>28162652NOPE.>>28162640You forgot the last member of the group.
>Rena is dragged away. She gets ready to scream when the tip of the tail is pressed against her mouth.MM+: "Shhhhhh.">She hears Monster Master whisper.MM+: "Don't wake up my dear sister. She needs her sleep."Oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god.>>28162652>Rena bites down on the tail but the scales are way too tough for her teeth to do any damage.MM+: "That tickles~ Seriously, stop fighting or I'll kill you. I just want to talk."
>>28162675If Kitty can turn into a snake, then we've got huge problems. It's best not even to consider that.How are we going to afford all the huge mice?
>>28162688"Please don't hurt me."
>>28162688Well, might as well listen. Not like you can do much in this situation anyway.
>>28162688Why do you threaten to kill someone so easily?Killing is serious business.KILLING IS BAD AND WRONG, OR BADONG.
>>28162688I got nothing.
>>28162688Freeze. Go very very quiet. Pretend to be asleep.Wait a second, snakes see movement, right? And ShadowMan said MM+ gets the creature weaknesses when she transforms. So if you stay still, she can't see you anymore!
>>28162688Try not to pee self and nod.
>>28162688Can't trust that too easily, "just talking" has never been very high on the list of MM+'s priorities where Rena is concerned.
>>28162688Maybe if you ask her nicely she'll leave your blood inside your body.
>>28162688Why does it starts to strangely look like the flatfic from last time? Anyway, keep silent and talk softly.
>>28162688I know it is hard not to freak out considering everything else, but try not to think too hard about how MM+'s cloaca is probably touching you somewhere right now.
>>28162719that's wrong thoughher weakness is being cold bloodedso she has to cuddle
>>28162694Twas talking about brother.>>28162719No, snakes feel heat.>>28162729Gonna have to talk. Sides, she didn't murder us in the store.
>>28162688"If you wanted to talk you didn't have to wrap me up and drag me off."
>>28162719.....so even anything you just wrote were true, she already has us immobilized in her tail, which means she knows exactly where we are anyway. This is supposing she can't see us, which she can.
>>28162688This is oddly reminiscent of that one fanfic anon wrote.Proceed
>>28162775Shh. It'll work. I has to. There's no other options.
>>28162729>Implying we have the option to do anything about it.Other than struggle uselessly until she gets annoyed with us and snaps our neck, of course.
>>28162688.... damn. MM+ resembles Sehai-kun/Grail-kun too much in that pic. Cannot unsee.>I just want to talk.If Rena can listen to MM+ over the pounding of her heart/King's Engine, yeah sure.
>>28162688Just let it happen
>>28162809I'm so happy that i have no idea of who you are talking about
Hero, try to see if you can get your combat multiplier even higher.
>>28162688>Rena bites down on the tail but the scales are way too tough for her teeth to do any damage.>MM+: "That tickles~ Seriously, stop fighting or I'll kill you. I just want to talk."It's not very effective..Try not to cry or dirt her with snot.
>>28162809Our Rena engine is rumbling!>>28162800Our other option is stand still, take the claw to the face, roll on the ground in pain, and die.
>>28162688Try not to cryCry a lot
>>28162826If memory serves Grail-kun was basically all of the evil in the world incarnate.
>>28162688"My blood is thin and anemic, it doesn't taste very good."
>Rena does her best to not freak out and just die of a heart attack. Monster Master moves out of the shadows and moves Rena closer.MM+: "I wanted to talk to you about my sister... Is that okay?">Rena nods. Monster Master removes her tail from her mouth.MM+: "Good. You two seem to be good friends. Before you came along she only talked to me. I must admit, I felt a little jealous. But I'm happy. I'm happy that she's found someone she can talk to that doesn't want to fight her. That can enjoy her cooking. As her big sister, I am very happy. I just want to make sure that you really are her friend. You're not planning anything, are you? If you are...">She smiles, revealing her very pointy teeth.
>>28162809I really hope she doesn't give Rena a Hero Creation Kit.
>>28162857"I am not very clever."
>>28162857Yes, we're planning something. We're planning to be her arch-friend and arch-rival.
>>28162857Of course you are, how ridiculous.Explain how you really didn't want to be a hero in the first place, and you try to avoid fighting villains for the most part.
>>28162857The only thing I am planning is a sleepover with her!Besides, do you think I was smart enough to plan anything I would have gotten myself in this situation?
>>28162857I really am! I'm not so great in the friend department myself...
>>28162857"All I'm planning is learning how to cook from her and hanging out with her when we aren't arching"
>>28162857I am definitely planning things. All the things.They aren't necessarily bad things though.By bad I mean bad for your sister.Or you.Or anyone.I just wanted to plan a super fun sleepover T_T
>>28162857I don't have any friends other than her really, and maybe Magical Girl Sparkle, so of course I'm not going to try to hurt her.Then weep in utter fear and whine that all you wanted is real food.
>>28162857"It's just a ruse to lower my hero rating! I swear!"
>>28162857"I might try to steal her cooking secrets, but I only started planning that just now!"
>>28162857"I am not clever enough to have some sort of scheme in mind. Unless it's about food, I like getting delicious home cooking.I like being her friend."
>>28162857Look I'm sure you snuck a peek at my attempts at cookingDo you really think someone like me could pull anything remotely sinister with any measure of success
>>28162857Not planning anything.Rena is just a nice person, that's all.Does this mean MM+ will stop threatening to murder her?
>>28162857My only hero skills are throwing rocks and talking, and I've already thrown a rock at her, so all I'm here to do is talk. And eat good food. And watch bad movies.
>>28162857Tell her that being a friend is all you want, you didn't even want to be a hero so you don't do those shenanigans.
>>28162857Didn't this exact scene happen in the fanfiction?
>>28162857"I'm here for delicious food, a good friend, and watching terrible movies while eating popcorn.I am not good at scheming."
"All I'm planning is learning how to cook from her and hanging out with her when we aren't arching"MM+: "Hmm... You seem like an honest girl, Rena. But you are a Hero. How can I be sure that at some point you won't be assigned to fight her? Maybe even kill her? Or me? You know... If you joined the Villains you would be able to be her friend all the time. Even fight together... Have you ever considered it?"I think I'm going to faint...
>>28162857I plan to steal your sisters lasagna recipes.All of them.None shall be safe.
>>28163010Maybe we can add Metaknowledge to MM+'s list of abilities?
>>28163018SHE'S TRYING TO DRAW US TO THE DARK SIDE!WITH FRIENDSHIP!
>>28162857"She's super-awesome and I'd like to be closer to her, that's all! I don't want anything bad to happen to her; I even put her down as my arch-enemy so Anti-Hero wouldn't go after her.Beyond that I don't know what you mean!"
>>28163018That is a very interesting question, but I think I am going to pass out from oxygen deprivation now.
>>28163018She told me I was way too much of a scrub to ever get accepted by the villains association.
>>28163018"I'll never be a Villain!""You can never make me!"If we should loud enough, it will wake up MM. She wouldn't stand for MM+ stealing away her Archenemy like this.
>>28163018From what I've seen, Fighting villains is safer than fighting heroes. Anti Hero almost killed me, and i'm on her side.
>>28163018Wouldn't it be safer to know your archrival is never actually going to go after you? Oh noes, we failed to kill our nemesis again! And MM doesn't seem like she's going to do anything evil enough to warrant someone one upping my clain
>>28163018The Hero Association doesn't send heros on assassination missions.
>>28163018I am not competent enough to be on either side. Even if I wanted to I wouldn't be able to kill her or you for that matter.In light of that, I don't think MM would have any trouble defeating me in combat.Besides, don't you want a spy on the other side?
>>28163018What if you two joined the Heroes insteadwhat about that
>>28163018>>28163052And I already stood up to being ordered to kill a villain I didn't even know, I can definitely do it for Bridgette.>>28163058Pls no
>>28163018"Are you trying to get me over to your side with friendship? How hero-y."
>>28163018Cry while blubbering "I just wanted to be f-friendsssss"
>>28163018Uh, we couldn't handle the villain business. We'd feel bad even stealing candy from a kid. We're a hero of justice, we can make this work... I think.
>>28163018What do villains even do?
>>28163052Yeah, this.It'll shatter MM's self-confidence in being a villain if someone of Rena's 'caliber' was able to join the Villain Association. And MM+ doesn't want her younger sister feeling sad, right?
>>28163018faint is the best option!
>>28163018If Rena is assigned to fight her, there's pretty much nothing stopping her from faking the hell out of it.Also really not cut out for killing.
>>28163018"No way, Anti-Hero would kill me. Besides, Magical Girl Sparkle is my only other real friend, and I don't know if she would be friends with me anymore if I switched sides."
>>28163081Good point. No reason MM couldn't join the hero side. She never killed anyone.Joining the hero side would give them the opportunity to fight the Marauder.
"But then the Heroes will kill me and Bridgette will be mad at me and I just wanted to be f-friendsssss!!!">Rena keeps crying.>She doesn't feel well.>Rena faints.MM+: "Oh my... Sleep well, Rena... I will ask you again another time..."
>>28163018"I considered it, it wouldn't work out. I'm not cut out for villainy. And a lot of nice people in the Hero's have trusted me and helped me out, I'm not going to repay them by switching sides."
>>28163158Oh god why are we so pathetic.Wake up and feel sorry that we suck.
>>28163018WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT ME TO BE A BIGSHOT HERO OR VILLAINI DON'T EVEN HAVE POWEEEERRRRRS
>>28163158I cannot handle all of this Ara Ara~
>Rena suddenly wakes up back in the livingroom.Oh god...That was a scary dream
>>28163158Work on improving our courage.Jesus.
>>28163158Snap awake in the morning due to this nightmare.Then horribly realize that it did indeed happen. And it's not over yet.
>>28162902>meanwhile Chet shreded single many tear.
>>28163018New stock answer for MM+:"I was worried other Heros might hurt her, so I registered as her nemesis to keep them away."
>>28163204ummmm Renayou should eat a hearty breakfast with lots of iron and water
>>28163204Look around for Bridgette.
>>28163204Examine self for crushed bones.Is Kitty okay?How about MM?
>>28163204Aw, man. Poor Rena got bit.Did MM+ at least brush her teeth before doing that?
>>28163204Check neck for injury then go grab a cup of black coffee.
>>28163204>Objective: Keep blood inside of bodyMission failed. Also going to be a bitch to explain to MM.
>>28163204Mend the bleeding holes in your neck.Do not wonder about how they got there.It's safer that way.
>>28163204Try to cook breakfast to forget about the nightmare. Don't notice the holes in our neck.
>>28163204Did...did she just leave a love bite?In character: scream at such a high pitch that we shatter glass.
>>28163204Disinfectant. Styptic. Bandages.
>>281632041: Walk over to the couch.2: Collapse on top of it.3: Wait for MM to wake up and realize you're bleeding.4: Invest in the "Tastes Terrible" passive upgrade tree.
>>28163277>4: Invest in the "Tastes Terrible" passive upgrade tree.But then MM won't like our taste, either!
>>28163265No, she left an actual bite.
>>28163204"I, uh, must've scratched my neck onto something when I slept. Yeah, that's it. That's all that is. Nothing more."
>>28163204Check your neck.
>>28163204MM+ has obviously claimed us as her own. Demand that she take responsibility.
>>28163277Walk off the neck wounds like a boss.Go do 100 pushups, situps, squats, etc with running.Train till your skin is so tough MM+ breaks her fangs.
>>28163293>But then MM won't like our taste, either!Why would MM ever taste us? Oh...>>28163277Would be fun if we had a talent tree. Or any talent.
>>28163277>Would be fun if we had a talent tree. Or any talent.Well with a bit of effort we might get a tree.
>>28163204Eat lots of garlic
>>28163204check neck wounds.IT WAS NOT A DREEEAM.
>>28163352Did you see the state of Rena's plant last threadI am amazed she manages to keep a cat
>>28163352Well, right now our talent would divided between homemaking, dumb luck and rock throwing.
>Rena feels her neck and begins freaking out.She drank my blood! Why!? It doesn't even taste good! OW!>>28163378THEY ARE HOLESIN MY NECKI SHOULD NOT HAVE HOLES THERE."Bridgette!!!!">Bridgette jumps up, a baton in her hand. She sees Rena almost crying and jumps off the couch.B: "What's going on!?""Your sister bit me!"B: "What? Ah, god dammit... Hold on...">Bridgette leaves and comes back with a first aid kit. She begins treating Rena's wounds.B: "I'm really sorry about that. She doesn't normally do this. I mean... Not when you're sleeping.">She patches Rena up.Should I tell her about what Monster Master said..?
>>28163429>Should I tell her about what Monster Master said..?NO! Lets keep that our secret until it get ackward.Now, lets eat a hearty breakfast of bacon and pancakes.
>>28163429No, just tell her you're scared. If you tell, MM+ will get you. Your only choice here is to try to keep it secret.
>>28163429Use trauma as an excuse to cling to her. I mean, one of our only skills is being pitiful, might as well try to use it to get our woman.
>>28163429NoOh god noplease renanogod damn girlnoI meanjust nojesusnoughseriouslyno
>>28163429>Should I tell her about what Monster Master said..?Nah. That's between her and Rena.
>>28163429No. No, no no.We say nothing about that.
>>28163429Instead, ask how to make yourself taste worse.Is it garlic? Is garlic the secret? Just eat pounds and pounds of garlic?
>>28163429We are here to have fun with our friend, not to make her worry.Don't say anything.
>>28163429Nah, I'm sure she'll ask MM+ in a minute.Plus, MM+ scares the tits off Rena (Hah!), so let's not go and do a silly thing like tattling on her.
>>28163429>Ask if we can sleep with her.
>>28163429Yes.Also, ask if she can explain to her sister that being each other's nemesis helps keep MM safe, since AH and the rest won't go after taken villians.
>>28163429Also can you toughen up a bit?All this fainting and crying is embarrassing
>>28163429I don't think it would help, no.
>>28163429Don't tell her about last night.But do ask her if we should go see a doctor.
>>28163429Well, can't complain too much. I'm pretty sure being enveloped by a snake creature then bitten is about the most human contact Rena has had in years, if not ever.
>>28163429We should stage a break out attempt. Failing miserably in that should be a good incentive to drop our rating.
Alright... No telling her."Do you think we can sleep together tonight? It's not that I don't like your sister but she scares me half to death."B: "Yeah, that's fine. I really don't blame you. Just sit tight and I'll cook you something really good. Need to replace everything you lost.""Okay...">>28163498I really don't like being this weak. That's why I'm training. But these people have like actual crazy powers.>>28163527Hey! I..!Can't argue with that.>As Bridgette cooks the Monster Master walks out of her room.MM+: "Good morning everyone~"B: "Sis. Why did you bite Rena last night? She's not your enemy, she's mine."MM+: "I'm terribly sorry, dear sister... Rena just smelled so good... I couldn't resist having a little taste of her."B: "Well try and control yourself. Attacking sleeping people is not cool."MM+: "Okay~. Let me make it up to you two~ I'm going to the store so I'll buy you guys a treat. Rena, don't hurt her while I'm gone~">The Monster Master leaves. Bridgette brings Rena a bunch of food.B: "Yeah, sorry about that. Are you okay?">Rena eats some food."Better, now."Hopefully I'll be safe if we're sleeping right next to each other tonight...Can I survive another day here..? Maybe I should try to escape.
>>28163692You have to try to stay, Rena. MM might be scary, but she's less likely to kill you then the other Villains of her rank. And that's who'll be chasing you if you leave now without getting demoted.Just lay low and barricade yourself in somewhere, and you'll be fine.
>>28163692eat ALL THE GROSS VEGETABLES.Ask MM what the worst tasting thing is, and eat it.
>>28163692We just have to remember to lock the door.
>>28163692I think you're good for another day. Chillax and don't hurt MM. did back off last night so she doesn't wanna kill you, just try and stay close to Bridgette tonight so nothing funny is tried.
>>28163692>Can I survive another day here..?Yes you can! Do you think that you are much safer outside with the army of B class villain trying to kill you for fun and profit?
>>28163692Let's check if there's any news of our kidnap already.
>>28163692...I am morbidly curious to see what a 'treat' would mean to MM+.Staging a very public and very humiliating break out attempt probably wouldn't be a bad idea. If we are lucky, maybe we will get tied up and dragged back. I suppose starting to plan one out with MM could burn some time.
>>28163692WHAT IF THEY THINK MM+ KIDNAP US AND NOT MM????
>>28163692If you escape now you are just going to get another accidental ranking boost since MM+ is involved
>>28163692MM+ might think we're fair game if we try to escape, so let's tough it out and watch another bad movie. Maybe one with a snake as the monster.
>>28163692It'll be fiiiiiiine.
>>28163775Let's watch... the human centipede.On second thought, no.
>>28163763Also, news of who destroyed Monster Master's lair.We still don't know who Maestro was fighting the day earlier too.
>>28163692>Do you think we can sleep together tonight?Well, that escalated quickly.
>>28163692Wear very heavy perfume on our neck from now on. That'll make getting close hard for her. Maybe. That, or invest in a chainmail coif.
LET'S WATCH ANACONDA
>>28163822That's kind of important, in case that someone traces her down here.
>>28163841Or rub garlic on our neck.>>28163822This!
>>28163498ThisTime to man up, little girl.I mean, woman up.>>28163692Nope, we need to only stay in guard.
>After she finishes eating the two of them settle down and watch the news.>A particular bit is dedicated to the latest Hero and Villain fights. There is a brief report on Monster Master and how she was forced to flee from the powerful Hero Lewtenant Kernal. A violent fight resulted in her home being destroyed. Lewtenant Kernal was paid $50,000 for the fight. Also, The Rangers were defeated by the Monster Maestro.>Bridgette chuckles at that.>There is a small bit dedicated to Rena being kidnapped. They say that if nothing is heard from her in two days Anti-Hero and Chet Manlystache have personally said they will rescue her.>When the news ends Rena puts on Anaconda. Bridgette doesn't seem to enjoy the movie. Partway through she turns to Rena.B: "Hey... I know it can be hard being around me with my sister and all but... Thanks."
>>28163896MUTUAL THANKS.SOCIALLY AWKWARD PEOPLEMAKING FRIENDSCOOKING FOODSLIVING IN TERROR
>>28163896Oh god, oh god, shit. We REALLY need to escape soon, no way are we getting Anti-Hero involved with this. With both her and MM+ in an area, someone is going to bite it.Also, demand (and by demand I mean open arms sadly and pout) a hug for the crap that we have had to deal with.
>>28163896Socially awkward folk have to stick together.
>>28163896>B: "Hey... I know it can be hard being around me with my sister and all but... Thanks."I should be the one thanking you.If I hadn't met you, I would still be a dropout from college working as a cashier.Now I have some kind of future, if a bit short.
>>28163896What are friends for?Also, I'd be somewhat worried about Anti-Hero and Chet; we should probably talk to Bridgette about how we should escape in a day. But in a way that doesn't give us hero points
>>28163896Thanks for making sure your sister doesn't kill me.You can pet my Kitty, if you like.
>>28163896> Anti-HeroUh ohUH OH
>>28163935We're leaving tommorow, so it should be fine.
>>28163953I have a plan. Greet the heroes with beers and pizza. Chet and AH will never be able to resist.
>>28163896"It's ok."Awkwardly bring up if she would prefer us to be a villain rather than a hero.
>>28163984I am strangely for this option. It's going to go horribly, but maybe switching sides means that we can be a support villain, not a fighting one.
>>28164008And then we get murdered by Anti-Hero.Also it's kind of a dick move.
>>28163984Her sister would never approve.
>>28163896> They say that if nothing is heard from her in two days Anti-Hero and Chet Manlystache have personally said they will rescue her.> if nothing is heard from her in two daysHA HA LOOPHOLE ABUSE.Give someone (that is not Anti-Hero) a call. Say that we're in the process of formulating an escape, and that we totally got this.
There is no way the timetable will work out as planned.>Hope anyway!>Fail at cooking again.
>>28164029Bah ignore that, I read it the other way around.
>>28164030Or tell her that we have beem moved to an exotic and dangerous location, like a moon base or the plane of elemental graveyard.
You know, this is all going to go horribly wrong when MM gets promoted for kidnapping us before we get demoted for being captured by a baddie. If she does, we'll both be graded above our level and in over our heads.
>>28164066That would get the attention of many class-a heroes because of challenge and possible profit, so maaaaaybe not the best.
>>28164086The plane of elemental poop then or worst, the fortress of female hygiene products.
"I should be the one thanking you. If I hadn't met you, I would still be a dropout from college working as a cashier. Now I have some kind of future, if a bit short.">Rena gives Bridgette a hug. For once she doesn't push her away.Hugs are just the best things ever.B: "Heh. You got lucky that time. Next time we fight I'll be a lot tougher.""Actually I was wondering... Do you think I'd be a better Hero or Villain?"B: "Hero. It's nice having someone like you to go against. Besides, you don't seem like the Villain type."Yeah, I think I'll stay Hero for now.
>>28164114oh god it's MM+
>>28164114Oh god she's backHow does she keep doing that
>>28164114"Ok, so long as we can still hang out, still, I should 'escape' tomorrow, Anti-hero doesn't play nice and I'm not sure Chet could hold back enough that you wouldn't get hurt."
>>28164143The power of Ara Ara~ >>28164114Look nervously at MM+ and tell her about chet and AH.
>>28164114Use the tactical advantage of the hug to place MM between us and inevitable death.Also, ask MM+ about her fight with Lewtenant. Did he win, or did he just destroy her base? We might as well figure out what A-class fights are like, since we will no doubt stumble into that rank before too long. If we don't die first.
>>28164114Ask how we get out of here without escaping or having chet and antihero bust in here.Could MM just, like, release us? On her own time?
>>28164114We gotta bail tomorrow.PREPARE YOUR DEFENCES, VILLAIN. FOR TOMORROW NIGHT I SHALL ESCAPE YOUR FIENDISH CLUTCHES!
>>28164193Maybe make it seem like it was too much hassle to keep us prisoner, we just kept eating all our food and didn't put up a fight.We can survive shame, not so with A-Class villains.
>>28164114"Yeah your sister asked me to be a villain last night. At least, I think she did, I may have been dreaming. I was too busy quivering in fear to tell her that the villains association would never take me.Anyway I need to leave by tomorrow. Chet Manlystache is ok, but I don't wanna bring Anti-Hero down on your head. She's a real piece of work, and very powerful. Pretty sure she's only in C-class still due to attitude problems.
Thinking about it, if no one on the hero side was able to help us get power, maybe someone on the villain side might be able to help us.Maybe some pact with notCthulhu or Nyarlathotep-chan.
>>28164193We can just leave.Hell, the hero/villain system records staying over at a villain's lair as kidnapping. Breaking out will just be leaving.
>>28164261how do we leave WITHOUT it getting dubbed a "breaking out"?
Oh god she's there again?>Rena breaks the hug and sees Monster Master standing behind them. She holds up a bag.MM+: "I bought cakes for us~">She places them on the counter and sits down on the couch with them.B: "You gotta stop the whole silent sneaking in thing."MM+: "But it's fun~ So, what are you two doing?"B: "Just watching a movie.""We were watching the news before that. They were talking about your fight."MM+: "Ah... That was a tough one. He is quite the hero~ I did manage to escape but not before he blew up my base with a few missiles... Such a brute."Missiles. Wow. Well it's no worse than tornadoes and tentacles I suppose.MM+: "I'm going to my room. Call me if you need me~">She leaves the two of them along again."Hey, Bridgette. How am I going to get out of here? I really want to leave before Anti-Hero gets here. The girl is a bit... Crazy.">Bridgette pulls out a map.B: "Already got it planned. You'll run out the front door then go into the nearby alleyway. I'll chase you but then you will duck into a nearby building. I will 'lose you' and that will be it. Sound good?"
>>28164258No pacts with eldritch beings, those never end well.
>>28164277But in our original conversation, MM said Rena breaking out was ideal since it meant that she'd not gain too many points as well.
>>28164280"That sounds like an excellent plan. You really aren't much of an artist are you?"
>>28164280Will that still lower my ranking? Or help your ranking?
>>28164280Too easy. We've got to play it up. You should chase me down the street, knock around a few cars, cause chaos.Let's put on a show.
>>28164280"Sounds good. One question. What am I looking at?"
>>28164280Sounds good, but you know how good I am at following simple instruction without something horrible happening.>>28164282Dying because of our lack of power could also be called a bad end.
>>28164280I have a horrible feeling Anti-hero won't be waiting long before she acts. It doesn't take much investigating to figure what happened to Rena. Or she just goes and asks the Shadow.
>>28164280*turn map sideways, then upside down*ummmmm, yeeeeaaaaaagot itgood plan
>>28164114Just FUCK already
>>28164385Ara Ara~Aren't you going a bit too fast?
>>28164385but thats forbidden love
>>28164430Odd way to spell best love or p/u/re love.
"Sounds good. One question. What am I looking at?"B: "...""Your drawing leaves much out... Like... Detail. And direction."B: "Whatever!">She snatches the map back and goes back to watching the movie. The two of them hang out for a while and waste the day watching movies and playing games. The entire time Monster Master remains in her room.>By dinnertime Rena is forced to cook by Bridgette. The two of them work hard for hours making lasagna. Finally, Rena puts it in the over. A few minutes later the smoke alarm goes off. The two of them rush into the kitchen and pull out what looks like a block of charcoal.B: "... Rena...""..."B: "Why is the oven set to 600 degrees?""... I thought it would cook faster..."
>>28164385>>28164493B-but girls can't love girls!Why do I not have either image saved?
>>28164516Call for pizza.Watch out for hero disguised as pizza delivery boy.
>>28164516God damnit Renajustgod damnitugheat the charcoal lump to learn from your mistake
>>28164516Oh Rena, you lovable scamp you.
>>28164516Rena!! Now you have to order pizza!
>>28164516It was the highest setting! Of course it would cook the best!
>>28164516>B: "Why is the oven set to 600 degrees?">"... I thought it would cook faster..."I can feel the pain of MM's facepalm from this side of the screen.Maybe the food only looks ruined? Taste test it.Who are we kidding? This'll knock Rena out for another day.
>>28164516I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO STOP FUCKING UP!
>>28164580Rena confirmed for failing grade 10 chemistry.>>28164593But thats hard.
>>28164547Watch out for Pizza Delivery Boy, registered hero!
>>28164516If you ever get around to baking Rena, be sure to check if you're adding Salt instead of Sugar. I have a feeling you'll mix the two up quite often.
>>28164516Transmutation magic! Lasagna to charcoal. Even an alchemist couldn't do better.
>>28164516DID YOU NOT LEARN FROM YOUR FIRST VISIT WHEN MM SAID IT TOOK TIME TO COOKI didn't end that with a question mark because it is clear you have not.
>>28164626Wait, was there really a hero called that?
>>28164671Not yet.But someday.
>>28164697Baka~Ara~ Ara~ We are at page 7.Should we start another thread?
I'm sorry... Maybe it still tastes good.>Rena takes a bite.No...It tastes like burnt and shame...B: "You don't have to eat it... I'll just order some pizza. Is that cool?""Sure.">Bridgette orders them all some pizza as Rena disposes of her failure.B: "They said it'll be here in like 30 minutes. You really need to focus more.""I know. But now I know not to set things to really high temperatures.">Bridgette just shakes her head and sighs.I didn't know cooking needed to be so specific... She's helping me out a lot but I still can't seem to get it. Why is it so difficult!?
>>28164737>why is it so difficultFOLLOW THE DIRECTIONS RENA
>>28164714Should I start a new one or just wrap up here?
>>28164737>On the right.What is that thing?
>>28164753If you start a new one, is it just going to be wrapup?
>>28164737would you like being in a 600 degree oven?then why would your foodcommon sense renaread a cookbook and follow it exactly>>28164753NEW ONE NEW ONE NEW ONEPLZZZZ
>>28164737giiiiiiirl, you need a cooking for dummies book. next you'll make water catch fire.
>>28164758Looks like she's getting a hero call on her hero IPad
>>28164737Hey Rena you are learning, of course you are gonna make some mistakes now and then. No need to be ashamed.>>28164753new one pls
>>28164753depends on your schedule!
>>28164753If you plan on a few more updates, you could start a new one.>>28164737Watch out for heroes delivering the food!
>>28164737This does not bode well for Rena and the instructions that MM laid out for her 'escape'.>>28164753Wrap it up, then off to the archives first, I guess.
<I'm not certain how much more I have left so I'll just keep updating and see what happens.>Hmm? My morpher thing?>Rena goes and grabs her morpher. She opens it and there's a text from Magical Girl Sparkle.>MGS: "Rena. where r u?"
>>28164753I'm always up for more Hero Quest Rena.So long as you can keep running, of course.>>28164737Because cooking is for noobs. You should try baking! It's less failureistic. You just mix, then bake. Simple instructions, no trickery.
>>28164886Hanging out at MM's house.Please tell me Anti-Hero isn't on her way.
>>28164886We gotta reassure her that we're alright and that there's no need to bust down MM's door with Anti-Hero and Chet on tow.
>>28164886The lasagna tastes like ash Sparkle. Why does the lasagna taste so bad! D:
>>28164886Answer with:Not in any actual danger. Thank you for worrying.
>>28164886Tell her you're captured!But not to rescue us. We've got an escape plan, and we need the money so we've got to try this on our own.If we're not back in a few days, then she can come rescue us.
>>28164901yes rena, you should try making some... banana bread.
>>28164911I haven't finished trading for all the pokemon I need.
>>28164934And there are lasagna recipies left unstolen.
>>28164886"lowering my rank"
>>28164978Also the pizza isn't here yet.
>>28165000And I haven't eaten any of the cake Cynthia picked up.
>>28164886Villains lair, planning escape soon. How have you been?
>Rena texts back that she's okay. She's been kidnapped but she is okay She has an escape plan. They should wait a few days.>MGS: "KK. AH n CM were gonna bust u out. Gonna tell them 2 w8. byebye."That was a close one...>The pizza arrives and the two of them start to eat. Monster Master doesn't join them. At the end of their dinner the two of them play more video games to pass the time. Bridgette is quite aggressive in fighting and shooting games, not letting Rena have a moment of rest. The few times she does lose only makes her strike back even harder.>Finally they settle in to watch another movie It becomes dark and Bridgette yawns.B: "Alright, I'm going to sleep. Gonna join me?"
>>28165162We have prepared for this for over 6 thread. YES!
>>28165162D-does the door have a lock?
>>28165162In a totally platonic manner.
>>28165162"Can we see your sister first? I guess knowing where she is will gonna make me feel more safe during the night."MM+ might be hiding under the bed guys
>>28165162Yes. Not for the yuri, but the illusion of safety from the Monster Master.
>>28165224>MM+ might be hiding under the bed guysFapfic intensifies.Or rather flatfic.
>>28165162T-time to sleep!
>>28165224MM+ IS the bed.
"Sure."====================================B: "... Are you sure I can touch it?""Go ahead."B: "... Wow... It's pretty soft.""Right~? It's just the best feeling ever."
>>28165162Yes.Check under bed for MM+.
>>28165162Make sure the room is empty of MM+. Ask MM if she can turn into a mimic. Or a bed. Or other terrifying things.Make sure you have your Kitty. Don't let MM+ snack on him/her while you're locked up safe.
>>28165305That must be one soft blanket.
>>28165305I'm sure kitty is enjoying this attention.Tell Bridgette about the special spot behind her ears.
>>28165305Noo! Stop molesting Rena's Kitty!
>>28165305B: "We could never have cats. They don't like my sister.""Kitties are the best things."B: "What's her name?""Kitty."B: "Ah... I always thought cats were just murderous hate machines. Maybe that was just the ones I've seen around sis.""Some can be but you just need to get one from when it's very young and raise it. They can be pretty loyal."She really loves petting that cat.It's kinda cute.Like watching a child discover something new
>>28165305Stuffed toys are the best thing ever.
>>28165365>put it inOr just go to sleep already.
>>28165365Allow her to continue petting kitty.
>>28165365That is just the most adorable scene.
>>28165305THEY'RE PETTING THE PUSSY IN THERE
>Rena watches with a smile on her face as Bridgette keeps playing with Kitty.>It's nice seeing someone so intense just relax. After a while Kitty curls up in a ball and goes to sleep. The two of them decide to do the same.B: "Goodnight, Rena.""Night, Bridgette."Other than having my blood taken away it's been nice...
>>28165540Bridgette will wake up with the cat on her face
>>28165540HUG BRIDGETTEREAD BOOKS
>>28165540and that weird nightmare/real lyfe MM+ugh it would have been perfect without heranyway tomorrow we gotta pulla good escape so heat don't come down on MM
>>28165578I think she wants our pussy.
>>28165578Better hope you still taste horrible from that lasagna.
>>28165601COMFORT ZONE???LOOK IN THE BOTTOM LEFT CORNER
>>28165578Ignoring the sacred protection of a "No ____ Allowed" sign on a bedroom door? MM+ is truly the worst kind of a villain.
>>28165578IT KEEPS HAPPENING
>>28165578LEAVE RENA ALONE! I'M SERIOUS!
>>28165578Really enjoying your drawquest Rena.Keep up the good work!
So, is Rena's live basically a horror movie with MM+ as the monster now?
Chapter 7 is over and done. New chapter is set for sometime this weekend, I will post the definite time on the twitter.Thanks for reading.
>>28165628Better?I couldn't be fucked to find the right font.
>>28165751Thks for running
>>28165756Much better.I'll even save that image, so I don't have to do a quick paintjob.
so now where is fanfic writer? he said he had something new right?
>Waiting for fanfiction
>>28166405 >Waiting for flatfiction.FTFY
>>28165873>>28165998surely he will deliver before the thread 404's...right?
>>28167236Trust in flatfic
>>28167254I'm confused.I thought superpowers made your boobs grow.It's like... Required. How many superheroines can you name that don't have a large (or at least ample) bust?
>>28167491Required, you say?
>>28165551Who the hell even eats a popsicle like that?
>>28167491I think I know what the problem is. All Rena wanted was to stay a cashier and live a normal life.Rena just doesn't have any hopes or dreams.
>>28167491Rena. Superflat the worldbreaker.The villain flatenerDFCgirl
>>28167556If I was a Freudian man I'd cunt on it being something about her inability to move on from the Oral stage of psychological development (which is the first, I think.)>>28167560Are you implying Rena's breasts are going to grow in proportion to her hopes and dreams.