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>>28144442A Teen Titans Quest thread has appeared. It is a few hours later than the usual time.>D.) Ask Humble how his day went.>E.) Covertly try to get Humble's contact info.>F.) Hug Humble.>G.) Beg Humble not to kill anybody.>H.) Ask Humble if Donn can have a horse.
AHHHH get hyped
>>28144484Ask Robin for a Pale Robot Horse. Cyborg upgrades it.....
>>28144501Vote wasn't formatted right, didn't count
Guys.Guys.I know this is a tough time for the team, but I think we should pick Terra up on the rebound.
OK, soSince the second time we got lost in the woods, there was a description about a geometric center of the universe, or some creepy shit. And then we woke up back in the cabin with no memory.And we just saw and noted the location of the geometric thing that was probably being described when we talked to Beast Boy.And also, from Cyborg we know that there are underground bunkers full of tech junk, which means that the shinanigans that have been going on on this island are probably less pod people related and more tech related or maybe its a VR or something.So I think if we get the opportunity, we should tag along with Cyborg. I kind of thought that maybe BB could turn into a bloodhound and sniff out Starfire, but maybe he's too emotionally jeopardized or something. Same with Terra. Robin I think its better to let him go solo, because he's a ninja.Although I'm just speculating
>>28144554Maybe. It depends on how BB and Terra resolve things.But yeah, this CYOA could stand to get a little bit dirty.
>>28144566I was expecting something a little more tense...since you know...the missing orange alien?
>>28144580On one hand I'd like to continue to be the hero. On the other hand I thought we should've run off with the womans purse that first thread. We could stand to anti-hero.
>>28144580Tell me about it. A bunch of teens on the beach? With an adult's beach hide-away? Most likely containing LEAGUES of fruity booze?Nah guys, let's have some fucking mallows.
>>28144606Well its kind of too late for that now.I'm kind of expecting pic related in the next arcAnd by expecting I mean demanding.
Okay, sorry everyone.I left to make a sandwich.Updates starting now. I'm making the next one.
>>281446112ndWhere is the party at?In the city
>>28144554>>28144580>>28144606>>28144611>>28144626I hope you guys aren't serious
>>28144611Well mallows are good for bonding.And we're doing some super good bonding. I don't think Raven is mad at us.But we need to hang out with Terra before she gets all awkward from rejecting BB and leaves.
>>28144655Not entirely. But maybe a little.It's just fun to think about, mate. Try it sometime. "The Fun".
>>28144627In all seriousness, how was your day Humble?
>>28144655I'm as serious as cancer. I want booze in this, because I'll be fucked if a house full of 16-20 year olds don't drink.>>28144669You know what's good for bonding?Getting wicked pissah hammer-faced with your super-powered buddies.
>>28144611Remind me. Is there a different color Raven matching each of the lantern corps?
>>28144710Do we get billed if the tower needs to be rebuilt for non-supervillain related reasons?
Can't believe this is still going. Cannot express the hype I contain within my bosom.
>>28144713It's her emotions. Which I thought after the soulmelding thing would be a thing, but was disappointed when it was not.>>28144710Well to be fair, these teenagers are pretty responsible. Except for maybe Jinx.
>>28144731On the beach.*
>>28144742Oh hey, you aren't dead.
>>28144767Come on man, at least try and sound happy about that.
>>28144779Didn't mean to sound like a jerk, just surprised is all.
So Star is going for that geometric thing we saw when we were with BB, yes?She talked about "it' being far behind the trees. She's probably going there to have a conversation with the unspeakable horror.
>>28144793It's cool, I haven't been gone that long, I still know that it's tough love or no love at all. It has been a while though hasn't it?
>>28144748>Hey, Cy, I'm going to the fridge. Want a beer?>No, SIR! I need to be prepared for danger at all times!>O-oh. Okay. Gar?>Oh, no no NO! I must protect my beloved city.I can see all of them accepting booze except for Raven and Robin.
>>28144803It's ok Autismo, most people here are even more socially awkward than you.Welcome back.
>>28144799Fingers crossed for weirdness of a Lovecraftian scale.
>>28144815>Implying Raven's head wouldn't explode with unspeakable horrors if Elder Gods were involved.
>>28144813It's like coming home for Christmas, except I don't have to suffer the horrors of public transport during the seasons.
>>28144799She might be powerful enough to fly by now. She was waving her starbolts around when she was chilling in the room, so who knows what she can do now?
What if this arc ends and the horror removes our memories of the entire vacation?
>>28144878A lot of people will be angry, im sure.
>>28144888Why? Nothing happened besides remembering Jinx.
>>28144895Also the nice cozy Campfire scene
>>28144566Allright, 22 minutes is long enough.
>>28144878"The Horror" is the best character so far, he's so ambiguous and horrific.
>>28144895Well, we became empathic with Raven.And we brought Terra back. And Terra crushed BB's heart. Again.And Starfire healed a bit.But still, no training. No weapons. No showers.
>>28144910I think its great for a thread theme.Although a more spooky soundtrack would be great if anybody knows one.
>>28144904>cozy Campfire scene>BB spills a lot of spaghetti in front of everyone
>>28144953I love broken hearts almost as much as I love gouged out eyes and peeled flesh.
>>28144963And people laughing themselves to death.
>>28144928>>28144895Yeah and honestly none of those were things i'm particularly fond of. I find where the story currently is to be incredibly boring.
>>28144973There is no sweeter sound than the building crescendo of a cities inhabitants laughing themselves into the afterlife.
>>28144979That's because the most interesting aspect of the island couldn't be explored without us ending up in bed.If you show people the fucking best cake ever, but they can only eat sup-par little dry ass cupcakes, we're going to get sick of the cupcakes and want to move on to the damn cake!
>>28144994In fact that was the first track on the mix tape I made for my ex girlfriend.
>>28144979Different opinion. I respect that. Glad you're still here.
>>28144979Well I think its great though.Terra is the fucking shit. I never got to see enough of her in the show, so now that we may get to do cool shit with her I'm super hyped.Also, I think there's some new shit with Raven to do, like for example fucking with her emotions. I hope.But really, this vacation has been super good. It's been so good, that I have no complaints. Only good things have been happening. Except for recently. And I guess that's not necessarily "exciting" but its something the story really needed.
>>28145022Whoa whoa whoa! Respecting peoples opinions? Being happy people are here? When did you guys get so... Nice?
>>28145049/tg/ is different.Also, we've just learned how to do productive discussions.
>>28144979We're either bored or in a state of extreme panic.
>>28145057I am literally so happy to be here right now in this moment that I might make a collage dedicated to it.
Well that was a horrible game of LoL, thank Christ this is here.
>>28145042>vidya with Robin instead of training because Reasons>bonding with Raven then never exploring it>Terra No-Nose has no nose>Nose not even included in description>has no nose>nose>no tropical drinks
>>28145113Noses are overrated
BB is going to need those drinks now...
>>28145081That'd be neat. /tg/ is a really chill bored and all the shitposting stayed on /co/.I'm pumped. Humble's probably got a dope story written.
>>28145113Hey, look on the bright side, no one getting maimed yet.
>>28145133Lets get him hammered out of his little green skull and set him up with a hooker
>>28145113>vidya with Robin instead of training because ReasonsWe didn't have the option of training, we would've done it if we did.>bonding with Raven then never exploring itWe CAN still do that, but I am also a little disappointed.
>>28145149We can be his girlfriend now
>>28145146You just wait until we have our inevitable face off with "The Horror!
>>28145113Well, we should be training all the time.at least 1/3 of our interactions with titans should be broing it up instead of Fightan and Winnan
>>28145181Yeah.When we get back to the Tower, we should do like 5 options of training and 2 of Terra.As if I could quantify the choices.
Must be a long update.
>>28145169Well, I won't pretend I'm not massively intrigued by the prospect of sex with a shapeshifter, but I reckon ol' Mortem is as straight as... I dunno, he's heterosexual basically.
>>28145136>all the shitposting stayed on /co/Along with 80% of the posters, all the draw/writefags, the actual lengthy discussion, the jokes and the general sense of fun and excitement. All we have left is 30 boring guys who are incredibly smug about how much more boring they are than /co/.
>>28145227This.This.Thank fucking god I'm not the only one.
It wasn't easy to see. Starfire had been medicated and still. The height of her bed exceeded that of the flame; the singular light source; leaving her area of rest in shadows. Her exit was entirely silent, and the attention of every present Titan had been entirely focused on Beast Boy's confession. Robin sees the change in your attentive stare. He looks to Starfire's bed. The fire crackles and slides with ashy grinds. Little embers rise out and vanish along the smoky airways exhaled from wounded oak. Nothing else is seen or heard. No crickets, no breaking waves, no rustling winds. "Starfire." Says Robin, already on his feet. The word may have been formulated as a question; a call to her; but he is in control now. He does not enter this state of mind to make requests. The Titans are on their feet. They know something is wrong. It should not be this quiet. It should not be this dark. "Cyborg, call the police." Robin commands."Signal's already goin' out." Cyborg responds. "I can sense her." Says Raven, floating with crossed legs above what was previously her seat. "She's in the far forest, but I don't know where. I'm having trouble focusing on anything in that area." "Alright." Robin begins. "We're going in teams of two. We start at the edge of the forest and fan out. Beast Boy?"The green Titan doesn't answer. He's on his feet and ready to move; a nod suffices."I want you all over that forest. In the sky, on the ground, big or small, whatever it takes."Again, no answer. Beast Boy vanishes into the shadows behind him as some sort of bird. You are going to search the forest for Starfire. Who will your partner be?A: Jinx.B: Raven.C: Terra.D: Robin.E: Cyborg.
>>28145223You'll never oppress my shipping!Even if I'm straight- Never!
>>28145213It was! Well, sort of. I just had to make sure I had everything in order before kicking off with the first update tonight.The next ones should be much faster. Apologies.
>>28145260Wouldn't dream of it old chap
>>28145227I guess it just depends on what you're here to get. I miss the draw shit too. I don't remember any discussion though. Not other than when we realized it was the joker. Just arguing in circles.
Why Cyborg?You think you can save the others by going with him friend? Ha...HAHA...HAHAHA
>>28145274>>28145282>>28145283>>28145285>>28145299>>28145300Are you serious? He's like the least relevant member of the team to the MC, with the least connection to you, and he's not even especially useful in a thicket. I mean I'm updating shortly either way, it's just... Boy was that unexpected.
>>28145321Lead Raven to the triangular spot of forest we found, maybe she was brought/went there?
>>28145227Well, the 2 drawfags are still around, but they both recently got college and work to do, keeping up money and studying for shit. Miniseries Anon...I have no idea where he went, but he was gone way before we moved to /tg/
>>28145342hahaHA! "The Horror" will never expect us to strike with a completely useless partner! That is why WE have the edge!
>>28145342The place is an old Green Arrow bunker. Makes sense to bring along the tech expert
>>28145342The ride is already starting, LETS HIT THOSE SHOWERS.
>>28145274>>28145282>>28145283>>28145285>>28145299>>28145300HUMBLE IS CONFUSED AND SECOND GUESSING YOU. >>28145342THIS IS AN EXTREMELY BAD SIGN.
>>28145378Or his nefarious plans have been foiled.
>>28145378You don't get it do you? HE CALLED THE FOREST POLICE, they'll need witnesses and can't refuse but question a man whom is both BLACK and MACHINE.
>>28145342Fuck. Humbles correct. Why BB? What was the reasoning? Someone is getting hurt.
>>28145403>>28145378Why not both?
>>28145377LETS BUILD THOSE SOCIAL LINKS UP!
>>28145342I'm as confused as you, Humble. I'm sure they have a reason though....right?
>>28145342It's because like one guy suggested it because>>28145376And because half of the autists here are too stupid to think creatively about anything and just went with that suggestion without thinking about anything else.I mean apparently Jinx is really good in survival situations. But it only occurs to me now that I saw the Jinx option.This is why you fuckers need to start talking.
>>28145378Hey, Cy somehow got himself out of that Hive wreck by himself. Surely he's useful in a pinch.However, it seems like no matter what, their minds will go poof and we'll have to deal with the person we're with while they go unconscious/get controlled/whatever.
>>28145451To be honest, all of them could help in some way, just depends on what we're gonna be facing as a challenge.
>>28145451The quest makes it impossible to do that, since everyone just goes with the first stupid option that pops into their heads.
>>28145451Cyborgs a good choice for a forest search, I mean he must have a little light right?We know him so well too, plus he's strong and we're not that strong. He can also hit showers like no ones business.
>>28145451>YOU FUCKERS START TALKING>I had nothing to say until the update happened, BUT THEN I WAS ENLIGHTENED!
>>28145428Reason? No not quite. A small hope that we will stumble upon showers out in the forest? Yes very much so.
>>28145451We cant vote and talk in the same post.So it slows you down in the minute as a wave of votes flow in.
>>28145525I think people confused 'Social bonding time' with 'You need a partner you can trust, pick well or suffer'
>>28145505>Cyborgs a good choice for a forest search, I mean he must have a little light right?yeah like a predator
>>28145541Yeahhh... Buuuut also... Nahhh.
>>28145511Well, there were people talking about Cyborg before the update. My point is that nobody else was suggesting anyone else and just went along with what that one guy said, for very little reason.I mean its hard to tell what's coming with Humble, but you have to admit that there should've been at least more than one guy thinking about it.
>>28145342FOOOOOOOOOL!TEENAGE SCIENCE IS THE BEST IN THE WORRRRRRRRLD!
Well, whatever we find in the forest will be taking over the brains of our team somehow. We might have to fight them.Maybe Raven won't get affected by it since we don't and Mind Meld Logic.
>>28145541We can't trust Cyborg?
If we're going out with Cy we'll probably be moving a little slower. He'll have scanners to help locate her.If we run into rough terran it may be a problem. If we run into a fight we should be okay. I don't think we'll go fast enough to get to Star first.
>>28145585Look, I don't want to sound racist or anything but he is... Well y'know... A machine. And I'm NOT saying that all machines are bad but, well, we've all seen Terminator right?
>>28145589>If we're going out with Cy we'll probably be moving a little slower.I don't think just because he's heavy that means he's slow.I mean those squats aren't for nothin.
>>28145585Black and a Cyborg. You do the math.We know everyone else a lot better except Terra>>28145574EXCEPT YES
>>28145342Well, given our track record I figured whoever we picked would get horribly maimed, mind broken or killed. So I picked Cyborg.
>>28145611Buuuut also... Ehhhh... Naaaaah
>>28145609I don't think squats make you faster.
>>28145575In the past threads we talked about it for a while, but you're right. We don't know for sure that those things are tech based or have much to do with Cy.But clues point to there being some technology involved, so we picked Cy since otherwise we're in the dark about these new bad guys.
Maybe Cybros robo brain will help protect him from crazy mind wipe shenanigans.
>>28145631We're jumping there.
>>28145646At least now we have magic and science covered. What if we rocked up there all Mohammad-I'm-Hard-Bruce-Li with Raven or Jinx and got fucked up by a horde of giant robot crabs?
>>28145583Not all of cyborg's brain is human. He resisted Blood, even if he did fall to the mind control we'd have no more issue fighting him than any other member of the team.>>28145609Still the slowest member of the team. Especially with no car.
>>28145670It's fucking magic!
>>28145670>and science coveredBut we don't tho.We're still as dumb as a homeless man.
>>28145661I hope so. If crazy mind-shit starts happening, I feel like we should either find Raven or try and stop the mind-shit ASAP.
>>28145706Implying this isn't just the work of a particularly malignant toaster.
>>28145763I'd rather have a magical toaster than a literal toaster.
>>28145714I have to admit the science part of our quandary would be handled by Cyborg in this hypothetical pickle.
>>28145676I feel like fighting them might be a waste. He could probably take us out in a head-to-head, but if the brain scrambler is readily apparent, we could move to that and try blowing it up.
>>28145274You're going with Cyborg. The other groups also head off, making their way at different angles to the forest's edge. Robin goes with Raven, and produces a miniature flashlight from his belt. Terra goes with Jinx, the latter of which is producing a series of small, bright-pink ripples from her fingers.You may have chosen the best parter in this regard. Cyborg's shoulder houses a built-in flashlight, which he turns up as the two of you step into the crunching sticks and leaves of the forest floor."Stay quiet." Whispers your partner, flipping open a monitor on his arm. "I'm searching for her heartbeat."On the monitor, several signals are displayed. You can discern the groups; the two on your left must be Robin and Raven. The two on your right must be Jinx and Terra. But no signal; no pulsating dot; signifies Starfire. Not yet, at least. The walk goes ever onward, in the direction Raven indicated earlier. Minutes fade into one another; Cyborg watches his monitor diligently. Until it goes blank, that is. "Must be a power failure." Says Cyborg as he taps and jostles his arm, within which you assume some amount of circuitry is contained. Moments pass. He cannot restore his heartbeat monitor to working order. He gives it one last, hard shake. Little cracks of light go across the screen. That means it's working. The screen is blank because no information is coming into it. (TO BE CONTINUED)
>>28145342I personally wanted to partner up with someone other than Jinx or Raven for a change.
>>28145802"They've gone quiet." You are in a black, dense forest. Starfire is missing, and the heartbeats of your fellow team members have stopped registering on Cyborg's monitor. It is quiet. What do you do?F: Split up to help the team! You go for Jinx and Terra, while Cyborg goes for Robin and Raven!G: Split up to help the team! You go for Robin and Raven, while Cyborg goes for Jinx and Terra! H: Splitting up is too risky. The two of you should check up on Jinx and Terra together, and then go back to Robin and Raven after that.I: Splitting up is too risky. The two of you should check up on Robin and Raven together, and then go back to Jinx and Terra after that.
>>28145783Just because "The Horror" is an ambiguous and shadowy force that instills terror in the hearts and minds of innocent beings doesn't automatically make him some kind of ancient evil spirit. He could still be a Belgian Waffle Maker with a chip on his shoulder or something.
>>28145801I'd tend to agree but I'd be concerned about the possibility that not fighting them would allow them to catch up with us and get the drop on us. It would also give them the opportunity to alert the others of our location if they didn't already know.
You niggas gonna leave Robin and Raven for dead hot damn?
>>28145870Oh cool, Is that new Fan art?
>>28145819Oh.I see that EVERYBODY is going to die this time.
>>28145903The Earth is empty, and cold as hell. But we all go together when we go.
I don't think humble would kill everyone without a little warning now.
>>28145928Are you quoting something?>>28145819So is it not immediately implied that we're not going to be finding Robin or Raven again until they're gutted horribly against a tree?Fucking Cyborgfags
>all this "too risky">all this checking on the babesLike, ZOINKS Cyborg! I wonder where the ladies have gone to!
>>28145986Yeah sorry, Billy Elliot the musical. I auto-quote, it's one of the more annoying autistic things I do.
>>28145986I knew hitting those poor defenseless showers was always bad for buisness.
>>28145998Cyborgfags man, they don't wanna split up gang.RIP RAVEN AND ROBIN
>>28145986You think Robin is Jason Todd or Damian Wayne?He's got this.
>>28145998I can't believe I lol'd at this.
>>28145998Now we need BB as some Doberman and we're good to go.
>>28145979I know you're not new here.But are you new here?>>28146059It's Dick.
>>28146032Haha, I get it! Because they're the dead Robins, right? I get it.
Can't we just do that thing we did to find Jinx back at Wayne Manor?
>>28146100now now, don't be close-minded
>>28146121Shit, we should have used that to find Star.
So is this magic shit or science shit?I mean clearly we're getting interference disabling Cyborg's heartrate thing. But at the same time this thing can remove memories.>>28146121I've been suggesting that this whole arc but it never came up.
>>28146135Pfft, what do you think we are, an actual real superhero? We don't make the smartest, most logical decisions! We go on long, often pointless and convoluted side ventures where people get maimed and killed!
>>28146165oh don't be like that.
>>28146121Haven't had the choice.
>>28146175Ohhhhh but I wanna!
>>28146201Sometimes your posts are charming autismo, but not when they're just depressing.
>>28146191I demand you take that illusion off of this webpage at once.
>>28146165In our defense, we're working with Hobo grade brains here.
>>28146121Raven tried that and she got some sort of psycho-jammer. They could probably stop our combined powers pretty good.
>>28146219It's not all peaches and gravy mate, sometimes I have to get dark and depressing, just to keep the diversity up.
>>28146269You gotta take the bad in with the good.
>>28146232Oh don't worry I'm sure everything will be fine and no one will die. I mean, we're no vacation after all, right?
>>28146259>Implying they could stop a perfectly synched psychic scan from the daughter of a demon lord and the son of the concept of death.That sounded a lot less edgy in my head
>>28146289Yeah...Yeah we are...
>>28146309Then we're safe as houses! Nothing bad ever happened to anybody on vacation!
>>28145839Splitting up might be more dangerous than it's worth. You make a turn to your right, but pause. It's too dark for you to forge ahead on your own; after a few awkward moments, Cyborg brushes past you to once again assume the lead. You need his light. The way to Jinx and Terra's last known location is an absolute mess. The tips of your boots drag through puddles of mud and bumped up roots, while the weave of your pants gets caught again and again on prickly bush lines. Minutes pass. "I don't know where the police are." Says Cyborg. "We shouldn't be searching alone right now, but there aren't any new heartbeats nearby."Nothing else is said for some time. You try to hear anything in the distance, but you are unable to. The forest is hushed.You cannot be certain, but you feel as though you're approaching where Jinx and Terra disappeared. Cyborg shines his light around the clearing. First, you see an odd pileup of dirt and sticks, roughly eight feet away. To the left of that landmark sits a very large tree, with an impressively wide trunk. Nothing else grabs your attention.You need to hurry. You have no idea what's going on, and the Titans could be in danger. J: Examine the pile of dirt.K: Examine the tree.
>>28146121>Can't we just do that thing we did to find Jinx back at Wayne Manor?You forgot the words "with Raven's help"
>>28146364Ohh Humble, you shouldn't go dangling carrots like that when we can't turn round and chase them!
>>28146364Can you not right now?
Dirt is the obvious answer for teammate. Tree would be hhidden tech.
>>28146403Well considering the next time we see Raven she'd have already been picked off predator style, no
>Only two choicesWE IN SUDDEN DEATH NOW
We're going to get a game over in the Bonus Act.I fucking know it.
I still don't get why we didn't go with Raven, whom we not only have a SOUL PACT with (to help us tell if she was a pod person or not) but has incredibly useful psychic abilities that could help us in this exact situation.Oh well, maybe cyborg is harder to dopplegang because of his metal parts.
>>28146456Chin up old bean, there might be teacakes and lemonade at the end of all this.
>>28146480raven sux jinx 4 lyfe
You know, I always kind of thought Cyborg was boring in the show too.I mean he was good as a black friend who was a robot and enthusiastic, but he just didn't have the backstory the others had.
>>28146456I can't wait.
>>28146498It would have become another Daddy issues thing
>>28146456That would be amusing. Probably this is more of a transition point Humble's going to use to replace most of the Titans (by killing them off) before we start the next major Arc of the story.
>>28146557And he has my full support to do so. Lets really rock the boat.
>>28146498No way Cyborg is Pillar of the team as fuck.
>>28146575>Rock the Boat>With our team mate's corpses
>>28146575I would really rather just go off on a road trip with Jinx and Terra and BB and do questionable things.I don't want anyone to die.
>>28146585The song practically writes itself! Now we just have to follow through with it.
RRRRG CMON HUMBLE YOU'RE KILLING ME HERE
>>28146590Now did I say we COULDN'T have freaky sex in the back of a pick up?
>>28146590Hmm, replace BB with Cy so we can take his car and don't have to deal with BB-Terra awkwardness and you have my support.
>>28146359Cyborg's light twists into a focused beam, allowing you to examine the strange formation ahead. The pile is loose, and comes up to your shins. A deep hole has been dug into the ground behind it, previously invisible from your perspective in the clearing. Fresh dirt and leaves are scattered all around.What a strange pit. From within it, a sound is heard.Was that... A hiss? L: Ask Cyborg to shine his light into the pit.M: Call out into the pit. Ask if anyone's in there.N: Leave the pit alone. Examine the tree.
>>28146652>>28146662>>28146667>>28146671>>28146678Ok guys, that's good, but I really get the feeling that the tree is important.Like it's what triggered the trap that Jinx and Terra fell into or something.
how the fuck did we not partner up with Ravenlike seriously
>>28146655>>28146672>>28146683>calling out to something that hissesI didn't realize we were parseltongues now.
>>28146707What if the tree sprays knockout gas on anyone that passes under it?
>>28146709Because we think about it too much.We really shouldn't expect to be able to counter whatever Humble throws at us.So just pick the team member that you can do magic team combos with next time.
It's a snake
>>28146707Ya so instead of saving our teammates in the trap, lets take some time and figure out how they fell in. It's not like they could be injured and in urgent need of assistance. No possibility whatsoever.
>>28146709I was surprised too, it was overwhelmingly Cyborg. but not being allowed to say something in a vote, speeds it along, but does help support it besides number weight.
>>28146710>A hiss only means a reptile>It can't be steam, gas, some contraption moving
>>28146745One of them is an earthbender.I'm sure they'll manage underground somehow.
>>28146752>All of these can understand and answer us.
>>28146709Because people are afraid to be near her after the mind meld. I mean we might be tempted to talk to her and maybe somehow make Jinx jealous or something? Damned if I know man, I missed the vote eating dinner.
>>28146741Well, Tere does have a snake face...
>>28146741No shit. So we found BB, right?
>>28146785haha! Because she's got no nose right? Haha
>We're going to be put through unbearable torture, enduring a terribly painful failed mindwipe before being placed gently back into your bed.>No one will believe us
>>28146784No, its not that, its just because Cyborg was talking about underground bunkers right before the bonfire.Which was just us jumping to conclusions as usual.>>28146752The island is alive.
>>28146809That is a possibility.
>>28146821We're immune to mind fuckery thanks to the mind hug with Raven.
>Implying it's not The Cage
Hey, so if Raven gets mind fucked into forgetting today that means that we lose our deep mystical connection with her, right?
>>28146741The most dangerous snake known to man
>>28146846No, BB is up in the sky.
>>28146848Which means squat if they don't know that the mind hug ever happened and just think we're going crazy or our head's been messed with...
>>28146752That hiss was the voice of "The Horror"
>>28146879I am the one who coined that term.Please shut up.
>>28146898I am going to go with no on the whole "shutting up" thing, on the grounds that coining something doesn't mean it can't be used by others.
>>28146878>hey guys we're being attacked by crazy shit that wipes memories but now i'm immune to that because i'm endless so you don't remember it but i do>Pfffffff yeah whatevereeeh
>>28146938>Pfffff, You taking Starfire's medication, bro>Whats a Starfire?
>>28146938I'm not really the go to guy when it comes to human interactions, but aren't these guys, you know, our friends? With friendship does there not come a certain level of trust? I dunno I'm just blue-skying here man
So what are you guys doing during these tense in-betweens of updates?
>>28146992reading a /co/ storytime
>>28146992Praying at my hand-made Shrine to Humble that everyone will come out alive.
>>28146992Watching Teen Titans?
>>28146992Writing a poem about discount foix gras
>>28146991yeah no that's what i'm saying
>>28147041I read you loud and clear, bro. Unless I don't, in which case, well... I don't.
>>28146992Reading Steel Ball Run again
>>28146898how can you coin "The Horror"? That;s like, standard vernacular bro.
>>28147070I know, but I feel guilty for putting it into Autismo's head.
>>28147070Oh don't even start, he's just pissy because no one liked his macaroni owl picture.
>>28146991Not sure him well that applies here. W have a demon, an alien, an endless, a cyborg with a partially digital brain...by your logic (human interaction) maybe we could rely on Robin and BB, but I think that would be wishful thinking.
>>28145819>everyone is missing>we're in the spooky woods
>>28147078My mind is like a fortress bro, nothing gets in or out.
I have returned from play practice. How is everybody?
>>28147102>My mind is like a fortress bro, nothing gets in or out.Like intelligence.No real antagonistic feelings, I'm just bored.
>>28147112Everyone's gonna die.
>>28147112Cowering in fear
>>28147120>gonna>implying they haven't already
>>28147120>>28147121So...the usual then?
>>28147112what stupid play are you in?
>>28147119Hmph. Now it's JUST like I remember it.
>>28147112Were in the woods and everybody disappeared and there's a hole hissing at us and I'm scared.
>>28147112We could be better. Things are a bit tense.
>>2814714912 angry men, though they switched the title to 12 angry jurors to allow for female actors
>>28147112Think you could act all this suffering away man?
>>28147176Are you on an e?
>>28147163>changing a play's basic components for the sake of diversityThanks Obama
>>28147163Fucking social justice faggots ruining my racist courtroom bullshit with their politically correct title changes
>>28147163Oh god that's a terrible thing to do....
>>28147176I shall try>>28147120>>28147121>>28147129>>28147132>>28147157>>28147161Come on guys, pessimism and terror won't serve us or our friends here. And why should we be afraid? We're Donn fucking Mortem. We literally marched into Hell and rescued our friend, pierced the heavens to defeat the greatest foe the Titans have faced, and lived to tell about it. We can succeed in saving our friends, and we shall!
>>28147247Thats the thing, we're Donn Mortem...
>>28147247Aww I love a good morale-raising speech me...
>>28147267Nah, not really.
>>28147247Then we can bang Cyborg and Jinx, right?
>>28147195>>28147213>>28147218While at first I had similar thoughts about that, the show has gone well with the changes. We changed the setting to the 80's so females on the jury would be plausible, and other than that pretty much kept the show the same. Most of the main jurors are still guys, and the female actors are top notch as well. Besides, it's a high school show, so getting a dozen guys who can perform well can be hard
>>28147285>high schoolYou better be a senior or I'm afraid you're about to dissapear for a few months
>>28147314I'm a senior and 18 years old, yes
>>28147323Good. I was worried for a second there. Back to panic! WOO
Donn is now Kamashiro Yuu
>>28147347LET PANIC COMMENCE
>>28147347Have courage, we are a hero. Our friends expect us to remain strong and brave. Do you wish to let them down?
>>28147358Well we're subject to humbles whim, so I think we should be concerned.
>>28147323wink wink nudge nudge
>>28147358Depends, would it be a little bit funny if we let them down?
>>28147247Donn Mortem is mudada.Our only hope is to transcend humanity and leave our friends to die.
>>28147375We don't have to try to do that, so lets do our best
>>28147375Raven's death was hilarious.
>>28147357AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!(sounds of running and glass breaking)NOT IN THE FACE!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE KILLITWITHFIRE!!!
>>28147380speak for yourself big-shot
>>28147385Well then yes, we should let our friends down, it'll be funny.
>>28147402Okay! For one I didn't think going with cyborg was a good idea, how's that?
Now I am beginning to think back on Humbles hint before.
>>28147430I know right?
Man we're fucked
>>28147427That's of no issue to me mate, I didn't vote. I never do. I prefer to pick from the bones of your decisions, not exert myself killing them myself.
>>28147437The question is, was that song supposed to be from Donn 's perspective or Beast Boy's?
>>28147477It was... From my perspective. For I am "The Horror".
>>28147465Then you remind me of a unicorn from my d&d session a couple weeks ago. Always so judgmental, yet never did anything itself.Fuck that unicorn man.
>>28147477Ok maybe we're not thinking about the same thing.I was thinking back to that time where when someone asked who would die next, Humble said whoever we didn't save.
>>28147511>Not on the same pageMost definitely
>>28147506Now now, don't get heated lovey. I don't judge, or not with any real conviction anyway. I just like the story and I enjoy the company.
>>28146652Cyborg moves to you, awkwardly adjusting his shoulder light to point down into the hole's waiting darkness. This takes a few moments. In those moments, another hiss is heard.The light is finally in position. It reveals a person doubled over on the ground below.It's terra. She's dirty and cringing, with one gloved hand on the back of her head. The source of the hiss becomes clear when she sucks air through her clenched teeth. This, on top of her tightly closed eyes, makes the pain of her injury apparent. You drop down into the pit and cautiously kneel. Cyborg is too bulky to be of any use, and stays up above with the light.Terra opens her eyes, but only to a squint."I'm glad to see you guys." She gasps out, taking moments to blink and control her breath. "Get me up."You do as she instructs, and take her unoccupied hand. A second later, she is pulled to her feet. Terra stumbles and staggers, barely managing to balance herself on an earthen wall. Cyborg calls down into the hole, asking her what happened. She takes a few moments to respond. "We heard something up ahead." Terra recalls. "Like, I dunno, padded feet?"Padded feet? You haven't heard anything like that out here. "Before I could do anything, Jinx grabs me by the neck, tells me she's sorry, and blasts me in the stomach with one of those... You know, those pink things she makes. It blew a hole in the ground, I fell in, and you guys showed up later. I kept trying to get up, but I hit my head on a rock, and I think she broke a rib." "Probably didn't want both of you getting taken." Cyborg says up above. "Your heartbeat's showing up on my radar again. We need to keep moving."Terra is injured, but functional. It would seem that Jinx is no longer nearby. A: Go north, and deeper into the woods. Try to find Jinx as fast as possible. B: Stick to the plan! Go no deeper into the woods. Reverse your path and go back for Robin and Raven.
>>28147511>whoever we don't save
>>28147542>"Like, I dunno, padded feet?"...What?Who is this?
>>28147564>>28147572>>28147574>>28147580You idiots are walking us into a trap
>All these AsGreat gonna lose 2 for 1 why don't you guys think?
>>28147601Ninja? Beastial creature.
>>28147605As if there's not a trap around every corner here in the Spooky Woods.
>>28147601Howard the duck. Prepare for this adventure to get... "sigh" zany.
>>28147612>Implying Robin and Raven can't handle things.
I still think this is completely under the control of the Justice League
>>28147621Damnit, I thought we left that shit on /co/
>>28147605If you disagree with us I know we picked right.
>>28147605Gotta save muh waifuGet mad nerd
>>28147605It's a hard choice, on one path we lose our girl.On the other we lose our best pal, and a good friend
>>28147610Long. Term. has returned at last.
>>28147612>go after one person by herselfor>go after two people possibly still togetherI debated going with B but no, Jinx is probably around here somewhere and if we can find her we won't have to come back to look for her
>>28147634Training us probably?
>>28147635I'm just kidding man.>>28147640You realize that was a joke, yes? One person cannot be wrong all the time
I feel better about splitting up now. Have cy and terra go look for Robin and Raven or Let Cy take terra back to base while we search for jinx.
>>28147652>Best pal not being BB
>>28147663Hello, I'm Autismo.
>>28147657>Pulling the Judas Contract twice
>>28147657he never left
>>28147652you don't know either of those thingsyou don't know anything!
>>28147667Is that what we picked?Are Cyborg and Terra going back and we're going ahead? Because I'm ok with that.
>>28147678Our best friend is Raven, prove me wrong fgt>>28147683AHHAHAHAHAHA
>>28147542>"Before I could do anything, Jinx grabs me by the neck, tells me she's sorry, and blasts me in the stomach with one of those... You know, those pink things she makes. It blew a hole in the ground, I fell in, and you guys showed up later. I kept trying to get up, but I hit my head on a rock, and I think she broke a rib." >"Probably didn't want both of you getting taken." Cyborg says up above.That feel when Jinx let herself get taken so Terra would be alright.That feel when Jinx is a real hero.
>>28147707No but it really should have been an option.
>>28147713Orrrr a traitor. Just saying.
>>28147713A real human being
>>28147728Well, it was a bit ambiguous.Maybe we'll get the option later.
>>28147709adachi what u doin u eat too many cabbage?
I voted B but secretly hoped A would win.
>>28147730Nah we already did the whole "Is Jinx a traitor?" thing.
>>28147709I can't prove u wrongI am fgt
>>28147730if that were the case she wouldn't have done what she didshe would've done some variation on the opposite of what she did
>>28147742>you can eat too much cabbageUgh, I bet you like my old annoying neighbor and think it's perfectly fine to date used goods.You're just like all the other idiots around here...
It's brother Blood and the H.I.V.E. guys
>>28147767just puttin' it out there, if we just agree it'll be dull as ditchwater, someone should always at least throw out about alternative
>>28147788How does that explain the padded feet?
>>28147788Wrong, obviously Control Freak the whole time.
>>28147806furry slippers, new standard equipment
>>28147806Because H.I.V.E's newest recruit is... "sigh" Howard the Duck.
>>28147788But the HIVE dudes wouldn't attack Jinx. Heck they even saved her from Blood that one time.
>>28147788>no evidence or anything other than his opinionHelpful
>>28147804Well while I appreciate you trying to make it interesting, thats really counterproductive.It's better if you speculate on things that may actually come up. It's unlikely that Jinx will do the traitor thing again.
>>28147828.>Blood could influence people mentally (memory wipes)>Gizmo could jam Cyborg's equipment>Jinx may have known what they were dealing with and because of that left Terra behind
>>28147564You decide to go north, deeper into the woods, and search for Jinx. "Hey look, I know she's in trouble." Cyborg says. "But we've got a plan here!" Robin and Raven are probably in trouble too, and we need to go back for 'em!" C: Insist that all three of you go for Jinx. She might still be close! D: Fair enough. Cyborg and Terra can go back for Robin and Raven, while you go look for Jinx. E: Fair enough. Cyborg can go back for Robin and Raven, while you and Terra go look for Jinx.F: Fair enough. Terra can go back for Robin and Raven, while you and Cyborg go look for Jinx. G: On second thought, you're sticking strictly to the plan! All three of you are going back for Robin and Raven, before anyone looks for Jinx.
It's all a Justice League simulation or controlled enviorment
>>28147850Also, credit for this theory goes to WhatsKracken from the afterparty
>>28147850Cmon dude be realistic.It's Cthulu.
>>28147847Ughhh... No offence champ but that sounds awful dull. Counterproductivity is kind of my M.O, y'know?
>>28147868You forgot the fact that Kyd Wykkyd could be creating the intense darkness.
>>28147862Hmm, Humble pie sure does do a lot more bone-throwing that I remember
>>28147862Who do you think will fair better if they're attacked?Robin and Raven, or Jinx alone?But since this is a Humble quest
>People not working as a teamThat never went bad, shame about beast boy falling into a coma though
>>28147928my money is on the guy who trained with batman and magic bitch #1
>>28147923Oooh I like that guy, he had gravitas!
>>28147938At this point splitting up to get backup for everybody makes sense, and if someone is going to be the odd man out, it should be the immortal guy.
Oh god, I'm so tense.Guys, can we just do reconnaissance or something?We obviously cannot handle this alone.
>>28147945Ra's? Oh god...>inb4 he asks us to join league of shadows
>>28147963Immortality's a real drag like that
>>28147963Except no, because we're dumping the biggest-slowest guy with a wounded team mate and saying 'Go do it yourself, I have a babe to save'
>Looks like we got a mystery on our hands, let's split up gang!>You shouldn't go out on your own it could be dangerous>I'll be fine guys. What are they gonna do, kill me?
>>28147967We were supposed to have someone on recon, BB, but we've lost him.Raven is the only other one that could fly too.>Not to Donn, learn spooky ghost flight
>>28147990>>You shouldn't go out on your own it could be dangerous>>I'll be fine guys. What are they gonna do, kill me?I actually wish this could be a dialog choice.
>>28147984And if we stick with them it slows everyone down. At least Cyborg can keep an eye on Terra as we do a quick run out.
>>28147990>In the distance Donn's screams are heard>OH GOD THEY'RE KILLING ME
>>28147927Not that it makes a difference,,,
>>28147984The biggest and slowest guy can help protect the injured girl who is going to probably need his protection and to walk slower anyway.The immortal faster member of the team takes the risk of attempting to provide immediate support to the titans out there who are alone.How does that not make sense? If Cyborg's the odd man out he's still slow and we're slowed down protecting terra.If terra's the odd one out she's fucking injured.
>>28148008>it is>nobody takes it because they're afraid of fucking things up by getting cockyremember our introduction to Bruce Wayne?
>>28148030You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink
>>28147963Of course Robbin was willing to launch a submarine into deep space so they could go find his waifu so...>>28148026Nothing about running deeper into the woods will be 'quick', and we couldn't slow the slowest guy down anymore- if anything we could provide cover and support. >>28148031He's just not stealthy, that's all could use some backup. And we're basically running in blind. Remember the last time we did this? I do, it was fucking bad.I'm not saying it won't be interesting seeing how it unfolds, it's just going to get ugly most likely.Feel free to quote me and say I'm wrong if it happens to turn out well.
>>28148048Sadly yes. Pussies each and every one of you who didn't vote for it! You shame our write-lord with your cowardice
>>28147984what the fuck is donn gonna do for themmind-meld with terra and make her forget about beast boy?come on
>>28148082>Make her fall in love with BB
>>28147984>>28148082What are you two even going on about?Nothing relevant, I'm sure.
>>28148081>voting this late
>>28148100We kill memories. We don't create them.
I know this is off topic, but I just figured out how to use my thermostat, and I am just pleased as punch.
>>28148100>make other people feel thingscome on man you know that's evil>>28148110are you even reading the thread
>>28147984As it should be.
>>28148100Hmmm...Remove her memory of BB, or betraying the titans so he has a good chance? It's good, but is so immoral Robin will want to fire up the cage.
>>28148113I was doing stuff.
>>28148110People wanted /co/ discussion, well here it is.>>28148082Basic cover is more then good enough in this case.We can also teleport and punch things without punching them. Pretty handy.
HOLYLANDTHIS IS OUR HOLYLAND
>>28148119Hope you aren't too cold
We probably should have trained something during this arc.
>>28148136Her memory of betraying the Titans and subsequently redeemed is what is keeping her from betraying them again
>>28148175ooh you cheeky bugger
>>28148136>betraying the titans so he has a chanceOh anon, everyone knows that the things one does to foster love are automatically ok! Get Starfire involved in this and we'll have neutralized the Robin factor.
>>28148182We trained the most important muscle of all.The heart,
>>28148182we're on vacation and all you can think about is trainingbesides, we did train something. our memory is now unfuckable.
>>28148204Gotta find that bitch first/
>>28148219yeah but who fucks with memories other than us, anyway?
So...I'm just wondering.If luring Starfire in and taking Jinx is a part of some kind of plot...Why?
>>28148241well maybe now we can go rooting around inside our head and manually override some of our barriers
>>28147883Cyborg and Terra are going back; you're pushing ahead. "Alright." Says Terra, and with a rising wave of her hand, the floor of the hole you're standing in rises to become level with the ground above. There's no time to waste. Cyborg and Terra fall back while you push north. The problem inherent to this situation immediately becomes clear:You don't have a flashlight. You try your communicator, but the screen doesn't give off nearly enough light to be useful here. You try to, in an action you know will not be successful, contact Raven and Robin.No answer. Of course. Oh well. Here you are, in the oddly dark and silent woods, stumbling over yourself to locate one of your lost comrades. You are scratched up, aching, and miserable. What a night. A sound is heard up ahead. You swat a branch out of your face, and still yourself to listen. It's a landing, maybe? Something on the ground, or something hovering over the ground. If it is an animal, it must be incredibly light on its feet. Perhaps its feet are padded. Could this be what Terra described? You don't hear anything else. Is something about to attack you? H: Throw your hardest running punch in the direction of the noise. I: Dodge to the side!J: Throw a telekinetic punch in the noise's direction.K: Bolt! Sprint ahead and get out of here! L: Teleport ahead and get out of here!M: Just hold your horses! Call out and ask who's there.
I just remembered that we can turn invisible.We couldn't do that if we were with somebody.
>>28148270Yeah but- Actually that's not a bad idea. Good job mate, good job, you get a gold star for thinking outside the box.
>>28148258Dude, this happens every night. Jinx just didn't want them to get their hands on Terra.
>>28148287Could be BB
>>28148287JAt least we won't expose ourselves.I'd rather try for a telekinetic tickle, just in case.
It's most likely Robin and Raven...
I was the best choice. If it's an enemy you would have avoided an attack, if it was BB you wouldn't have punched him in the face.
>>28148343I just realized, if we become good enough, we could pull a Doctor Manhattan if we ever manage to get laid.
>>28148287NOW WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE.>Terra fell in the hole>She tried to get out before>with a rising wave of her hand, the floor of the hole you're standing in rises to become level with the ground above. WE'VE JUST BEEN RUSED!!!
>>28148354Good since we're about to call out to them. It's not Robin though, he's already been captured by these things before. Maybe Raven though...excepts she levitates instead of walking...
Alright, ways we could see in the dark brain-storm now!>Small telekinetic field around you that will let you feel your surroundings.>Some sort of Mind Sonar, i.e. waves that would bounce back off of objects
>>28148384She's been laying there a while, and she needed you to help her get up on her feet. She has a head injury.
>>28148384Nah she probably didn't have the strength or was too dazed to get out right after falling. She probably regain her composure after our decision to find Jinx
>>28148397Well whatever it is good thing we went alone and are in the dark right guys?
>>28148428I remember when you used to let us twist in the wind...
>>28148425we're endless, we don't even need light to seemaybe if we could remember that fact
>>28148428Humble is Slade.
>>28148454You cannot see without light.You can increase the cones and whatnot inside of your eye to be more sensitive to light and therefore get a better image, but not knowing how to do that to ourselves we can't.
>>28148454Our organs have a history of ignoring our endlessness, like our lungs. And pain receptors.
>>28148446>>28148384I can 100% guarantee that Terra is not betraying us this act solely because BB called her here rather than just show up.
>>28148474Who says we need eyes to see?If death is omnipotent, and we're her son, why can't we see without sight?
>>28148492Yeah I know, I just miss the wild speculation is all, I feel like a fossil in this shiny new system.
>>28148500I guess we could kind of do that if we trained our mind to do that.But I don't think we have.We should do that next time.
>>28148474i could swear to god Dream says one time that he doesn't need light to see
>>28148500cause we suck
>>28148517Maybe BB is with Slade now, jealous of our new popularity and bitter towards the fact we wiped out the memory of his parents!?!
>>28148544Thanks man, I really needed that :')
>>28148544>BB feeling resentment for something outside of either of our controlIt's all Terra's fault.jpg
>>28148523Well we aren't Dream or his spawn.
I'm actually really worried about Raven and Robin.I mean we really need to work together in this, but we're off alone again, almost certain to be captured.Oh man...
Why can't we feel with our powers instead of seeing?
>>28148578But that's the kicker, all blame could be placed on Terra in this operation. Once a traitor always a traitor right? BB puts on a good front, things go 'sour' and he disappears. Everyone already underestimates him, but he could be pretty deadly if used correctly.
>>28148589well yes okay grantedbut like don't all the endless have the same base powers, first and foremost being immortality?keep in mind I never actually finished Sandman so i'm kind of operating on a lot of hunches here
>>28148611That's crazy! So crazy it might just work...
>>28148517What if joker tracked us here and made a deal with BB to get us killed
>>28148609We're hardcore connected with Raven now. We might know if anything happens to her.
>>28148630What if Slade took off the gloves and just takes us out one by one- The nigga could.
>>28148567>>28148544>>28148517>padded feetCheetah. She's grabbing the titans. Brining them to Grodd. It's the Legion of Doom!
>>28148647No, we don't have any telepathy with her.
>>28148611>>28148627Actually, isn't that what we did when we trained with Jinx? "Saw" the layout of her room and felt everything in it?
>>28148649Slade finally getting tired of the runaround and just going full blown Deathstroke on our ass is the thing that should keep Donn up at night
>>28148665I'd put money on Deathstroke in that fight, assuming no one has plot armor.
>>28148647we share an empathetic link, not a telepathic link
I am loving all the wild speculation going on right now, thank you guys. It's making me feel so good inside that I think I just regrew my appendix.
>>28148679>plot armorHa, first time I've heard that used before. I like it.
>>28148679Plot armour is a thing of dreams when humble is at the helm.
>>28148679But deathstroke always has plot armor.
>>28148707By that I hope you mean that it doesn't exist, and that Starfire and Jinx are prime candidates for death once again.
>>28148707Did you enjoy your ban?
>>28148679Didn't he take out the Justice League single handedly in one of the comics? Shame we never saw him in Justice League Unlimited...
Between the adult world and the world of kids,there, Holyland exists.The lenient law andthe reality of violence rulesa separate world.In that world - he was there,Donn Mortem,He was, without a doubt, there.
>>28148707Ugh I thought you left forever again.
>>28148692It's what we do.Wait...you don't really have autism...DO YOU AUTISMO?
>>28148701>>28148707>>28148718Reason the term is used is because I've been watching Teen Titans recently, and the episode were robin fights DS one on one and manages to land hits? Not really buying it. Especially when the nigga can punch the flash- etc etc.
>>28148741I forgot to turn off my name from the last post, eat shit.>>28148733Eh
>>28148755>Especially when the nigga can punch the flashI would call bullshit on most regular non-superpowered dudes doing that.
>>28148749Um, ah, no? I mean, yes! I mean- It was a mixer, we didn't know how to reach you, it was a mixer- it was a mixer-
>>28148739God damnit he would've shined so well.
>>28148772O man u stopped trippfagginKeep it that way
>>28148788would've been a thing of dreams my friend, a thing of dreams...
What if Slade was the Joker?
>>28148820Or vice versa
>>28148786Flash isn't the brightest guy ever, so yeah It'd would be expected.>>28148820What if Superman was Goku?
>>28148809I plan to. Makes posting less annoying when people don't know who you are. This is much more my style.
>>28148849What if Bruce Wayne was Batman?
>>28148861What if Wade Wilson was Deathstroke?
>>28148861Now that's just silly. Everyone knows it's Lex Luthor
>>28148861Now you're just talking crazy. Batman is obviously Matches Malone.
>>28148876You might want to re-check your sentence there.....
>>28148892Thats not Wade Wilson, thats DEAAAAAA--.
What if DeadPool was the main villain of TT?
The update is probably super long because we were captured and a bunch of shit happened.
>>28148931There was a short one earlier that took almost an hour.
>Donn? Isn't that a girls name>A MULBERRY IS A TREE>DONN IS A MAN
>>28148931We are going to get another eye this time.
What if Red X was Jason Todd?there are people who think he isn't
>>28148994Don't even joke
>>28148304Hold on! There's no reason to assume hostility. You call out to the sound, asking who it is. It's so quiet. Could it have been your imagination? Maybe there never was a sound to hear. Maybe you're getting paranoid. Another noise, like a whimper. A light breath, just ahead. But how far ahead? Could it be that someone is injured? That's how you found Terra, after all. When the noise is heard again; a passing of breath, less than an inch away from your face; you know it is far too late. You should have ran.Whatever is out here, it's out here with you. It's been quietly staring into your eyes, right in front of your face, since you stopped to listen for it.However you want to react, the result is the same. It's over before you finish realizing it's begun. The woods are screaming at you.They are already upon you.You lose consciousness.Time passes.(...)
>>28148994Don't worry. With a blind waifu she'll be completely dependent on us and never leave.
>>28148990I never understood why they didn't just go all out and make him Red Hood? Is there a concrete reason, like licencing or something?
>>28149040HELLO WAKING UP IN BED
>>28148990Never confirmed, decently implied.Sometimes not having the answer is more fun.
>>28149040I knew it.
>>28148971>>28148994An eye for an eye, as they say!
>>28149040is we game over humble?
>>28149040The... The... THE HORRORRRR!
>>28149040Good thing we went alone guys
>>28149040Good choice making guys.Good.Good job everyone.
>>28148990Eh, I still think Red X is an empty suit, granted some form of sapience based on Robin's brain patterns due to being fueled by unstable materials.
>>28149040>MFW this update
I haven't paying that much attention to votes, but why did you honestly think calling out was a good idea?
>>28148861Bruce Waynce IS Batman, though.I've investigated this before.
>>28149103because we fucking LOVE the sound of our own voice.
>tfw first permanent death is in the fucking bonus arc
Starfire's gone. Jinx is gone. We're fucking done.
>>28149103If they killed the others and they can't kill us they'll likely deposit us wherever they put the others.
>>28149103Nobody wanted to be the guy who clocked Beast boy in the face or somesuch, I'd hazard.
>>28149103Fuck off unicorn.
>>28149144Yeah but why did you call out to it? Now we're Bill Murray.>>28149148Who gives a shit about that Beta weenie? If punching that loser in the face gets us out of groundhog day, fine.>>28149160Call me Snake
>>28149191>Call me snakeNo no no, if you're going to judge on the sidelines then you're a unicorn.No exceptions.Yeah Idk why we went ALONE, these niggas am I right?
So, why do you guys keep picking the "Yell out to the villian" option?
>>28149260because we're reckless
>>28149260Because we're pussies.
>>28149260Because we assume we're going to be rused into attacking an ally.
>>28149260because on some subconscious level, Donn knows that in order to defeat this evil he would have to leave the idyllic beach hut illusion behind forever, and enter back into a world where his every decision could lead to the death and continual suffering of the only family he's ever had, so he purposely sabotages his own attempts to unveil the villain in order to allow the vacation fantasy to continue.
>>28149295Well even so, there was a dodge or teleport option.Why not go with the safest of the choices?
>>28149295Who cares if you attack an ally? If breaking Starfire's adorable nose again gets us out of this, swing away.
>>28149307because we're retarded
You are now Raven.You are desperately trying to maintain a dome of black energy. Robin is at your back, frantically looking for any possible method of escape. He sees none. Outside of your protective bubble are very dangerous creatures. They are trying to get in, and you cannot allow that to happen. But, wait... Who is that? Two people are rushing through the trees in your direction. Cyborg and Terra. They will be outside of it in only seconds. You are under an enormous amount of strain. You don't know if you can manage anything else without the protective field collapsing around you. But Cyborg and Terra can't fight these things off. You know what they are; in fact, of all people, you should have been the one to suspect them. Time's up. Terra and Cyborg are closing in.N: Save them. Close a bubble around them and pull them into your barrier. M: Let them be taken. If you can't keep up the portal while you try to save them, you could all get captured.
>If there's going to be a party kill, lets make it a total party kill.
>>28149338>>28149337>>28149336>>28149333>>28149332>>28149330Oh such selfless heroism!
>>28149322Yeah I'm not voting on this one.
>>28149330>>28149332>>28149333>>28149336>>28149337>>28149338>field collapses>everyone diesGREAT GOING GUYS10/10 WOULD GAME OVER AGAIN
>>28149322>But Cyborg and Terra can't fight these things off. You know what they are; in fact, of all people, you should have been the one to suspect them.I don't know what this means.
>TFW picking MTry to stop me fuckersYa'll so dumb
I'd like to point out that we've been attacked before and nobody died those times and also that Donn was knocked unconsciousguys nobody is dying calm your fucking shit jesus christ
>>28149364we'll be fine... maybe
>>28149330>>28149332>>28149333>>28149336>>28149337>>28149338Retards>>28149353>>28149364>>28149340>>28149345>>28149346People with functional brains
>Missed most of the updateThis is what I get for doing my homework
>>28149393If I'm in both columns what does that make me
>>28149364That's what happens when you play as actual heroes, and not whatever the hell Donn is.
>>28149398You missed nothing but tears, friend. Nothing but tears.
No Batgod to save you this time, faggots.
>>28149393Heroes don't let their friends die in front of them to protect themselves.
>>28149422I don't know if you've noticed, but we've just kicked a foundational pillar and right now we're doing damage control.
>>28149422Heros get the mission done you fool.We were dumb when we ran off without helpAnd now we're dumb again to invite the monsters inGREAT.
>>28149417But that's the best part!
>>28149446>damage controlA couple team members are hosed already, if we leave Cybord and terra to the figurative wolves it's basically going to be robin and raven left.What the fuck's the point then?
>>28149446if our friends are dead, how are we going to save them? All we need is a few seconds to get them in the bubble.
>>28149417and there will be plenty more
>>28149422>To do the warm and fuzzy thing just this one time, instead of being cold and calculating. You couldn't blame them, could you...?>>Yes, actually, you could.
>>28149456I guess that mindmeld worked too well.
>>28149471Funny what can happen in a few seconds...
There are literally nothing but idiots here today.
I can't wait for us to die.I got other shit I need to die.Weep losers
It'd be pretty cool to die in the bonus arc.
>>28149510Then someone else can bring US back from hell
The justice league sure does now how to pick a vacation spot
>>28149544>Implying this isn't all there doing
>>28149544It makes sense if you think of it as them tying up loose ends rather than actually rewarding the team.Considering how bad we fucked up gotham maybe deserved, too.
Well, that was a nice bonding scene before we all died anyway.
>>28149322She's knows what these things are and she's basically suggesting that they're attempting to subdue and capture everyone rather than outright kill them.
guys seriously nobody is dyingnobody has even been hurt by these things so farcome on how stupid can you even act
Seriously, why didn't we choose Raven? We could have augmented each other's powers.
>>28149582That's metagaming yo
>>28149585Everyone other than Cyborg might have been better.
>>28149330You have to save your friends!It takes all you have. The things are beating against your barrier, but just before they pull your teammates away, you enclose Cyborg and Terra in a second dome. Success!Now comes the hard part. The creatures are beating against both of the protective fields; you can't keep this up. You need to merge the two together. Your strain is obvious. Your barriers waver.They fling themselves upon your constructs with renewed vigor. Your attention is split. If only you had more time. If only there were fewer aggressors. If only you were still focused on just one dome!Robin is looking into your eyes. He's telling you that you can do it. He's telling you that he knows you have it in you.Robin is telling you that everything will be alright. You tell him that he's wrong. Your greatest efforts aren't going to be enough. In the few short moments before your barriers fall, Robin tells you that you did a great job.(...)
>>28149605GEE THANKS>people who picked ndisgusting
>>28149605>No >(TO BE CONTINUED)Well, it was fun while it lasted.
>>28149605Good job guys.
>>28149605The things weren't going to let up anytime soon so leaving Cy and Terra probably wouldn't have mattered.
>>28149605>Robin tells you that you did a great job.W-welp...Thats it everyone...
>>28149605Man, fuck you guys.This could've been something good.But the entire thing was bullshit.
>>28149605Well GG guys. It's been a wild ride.
>>28149605Atleast she went out with a pat on the back from Robin
>>28149605what, seriously? He seriously said "Raven, you did a great job"? That's what he decided to close with? Either Robin is completely disinterested to the point of not regarding fast approaching danger as noteworthy, or he's in on this shit.
>>28149605>Robin tells you that you did a great job.
>>28149605Y-YATTA!I KILLED THE TEEN TITANS!BITE ZA DUSTO
>>28149663wtf is even going on in that gif
>>28149645Humble's Robin would pat you on the back for remembering the eat breakfast.
>>28149622hi, i picked N knowing full well that something like this would happendo i regret it? not one bit.nobody just gets left to die, man, even if it means we all go.at least we're all going together.
>>28149641The majority tonight are idiots, Being selfish when we should have been a team player, being a team players when we should have focused on the mission.God damn niggas don't drink and then come into the thread
>>28149684well we're probably not dead... though we might all wish it pretty soon. It's still unclear what the Cthulhu monsters want with us.
If this update ends with out us finding out about what these things are, then the Titans won't be the only ones who die tonight.
>>28149684You're an idiot and I hope you are never in charge of anything important.Two people dead > four people dead, you fuckwit. Stop being such a deontolgist and learn some basic math.
Goddammit.I'll bet none of you even really care.
>Killed on vacationJustice League confirmed for shit tierAnon confirmed for worse-than-shit-tier
>>28149322>You know what they are; in fact, of all people, you should have been the one to suspect them.What are they /co/mrades?
>>28149762Of course we carebut it is just a story
>>28149757you're a shitty superhero and an even worse teammatei hope i never have a selfish prick like you covering me in a crisis situation
>>28149771>PanicThere's no need to panic, Anon.We're going home.We're going to see Mom.And the best part is our friends are coming to!
>>28149663and then Jorge Joestar...
>>28149764The now crazed residents of Gotham
>>28149689>save terra and cyborg>we die because of it> GOD YOU GUYS ARE SO SELFISHCry more
>>28149764Any one of a hundred different creatures of magical or demonic influence.
>>28149791I just wish you fuckers weren't so stupid you couldn't make it a good story.
>>28149763If anon wanted to live, then why do they make such dumb choices?>>28149809Go look for Jinx, OH WAIT
I'd just like to point out that our confirmed deaths count is still at 0
I really just wanted a vacation. This is too much for a magical hobo to handle.
>>28149797No to sound churlish but when exactly would you find yourself in a crisis situation with people from an internet forum? In fact, when would find yourself in a crisis situation at all?
>>28149797I hope I never have an idiot like you deciding whether or not a group of people of which I am a part live or die. Morality is hard, and it's sometimes unpleasant. If I was in Cyborg/Terra's shoes, I'd say leave me because I understand the most rudimentary elements of a consistent, logical moral system.Real heroism isn't like on TV, it means making hard decisions and sacrifices.
>>28149850Yeah, keep telling yourself that no consequences will come from this.
>>28149855I said someone like him, not him specificallyand shit, i dunno, when does anyone find themselves in a crisis situation? usually when they least expect it.
>>28149850>Being rationalAnon pls
>>28149851You didn't expect this?
>>28149863Don't bother, I doubt they even paladin.
>>28149850maybe... though the worse than death count is still to be determined.
>>28149850What we have done to the titans, can be arguably worse than death.
>>28149863That's the thing about difficult situations and unpopular decisions, they're difficult and unpopular.
>>28149882>/tg/ is bleeding in with /co/It's beautiful
>>28149888>>28149892>>28149877look, all i'm saying iswhere are the bodies, humble?
Really guys, lets be honest.Look at our choices.We went strait down the game over path. It only takes one or two more bad hits after this.
>>28149878Aye go on I'll give you that one.
>>28149904Hitting the floor in a few minutes.
>>28149909It was game over when we decided not to follow the plan.
>>28149904I'm on your side on this right now. We've been in worse spots - but we are dealing with an unknown enemy with unknown motives. This could get really ugly.
>>28149923A good plan is adjustable to account for unknown circumstances.
>>28149941They're not unknown to Raven, and she used the word "captured" and not "killed".
>>28149923If we followed the plan I think we would've just been captured with everyone else.
>>28149944So if there are any renowned thinkers or master strategists in our midst please make yourself know so you an make all of our decisions, the rest of us normal people are of the hook I presume.
We're moving on to the next act guys!
>>28149970MeJust let me decide everythingNo one else vote.
>>28149953Fair enough, but last time we got captured someone lost and eye and some skin. I feel confident that Donn can get out of this... the others might have to make some sacrifices. Either way we aren't getting out of here unscathed.
>>28149956I agree, but we could have punched them once at least>>28149944'I'm gonna go wander off in the dark guys' is less tactical and more unknown
Christ, I leave for a few hours and everyone gets retarded. "Hey, let's leave the guy with the only light source! Oh, a mysteries sound in the dark and spooky woods. Better call out to it! What's that? No, I've never heard of horror movies, what are those?"
>>28149863i'm just going to take a moment to bring down the level of hostility because a heated argument over jack nothing isn't going to do much good for the threadraven was clearly having a hard time keeping her shit togetherclearly trying to save cyborg and terra went beyond her limit, but let's be honest, would keeping the barrier up really have done her and robin much good? and could she even keep it up long enough for it to do any good?they way i figure, when you're put in a spot like that, the only thing you can do is try your goddamnest to reach the best possible outcome available.we just kind of failed to reach it this time.
>>28149995Well to be honest, we haven't heard if horror movies, considering we were homeless.
>>28149995yeeeeaaah... I can see the logic in sending the injured people to regroup with the larger party, but yelling out at the Nightgaunt was probably a bad move.
>>28149998>clearly trying to save cyborg and terra went beyond her limit, but let's be honest, would keeping the barrier up really have done her and robin much good? and could she even keep it up long enough for it to do any good?"It probably wouldn't have helped, therefore, I decided to do something that definitely wouldn't help.">they way i figure, when you're put in a spot like that, the only thing you can do is try your goddamnest to reach the best possible outcome available.Yes, that would be the logical thing to do, unfortunately you voted for N.
we're on page 9. time for a new thread?
We're pretty close to being trimmed I think.
You are now the Main Character.You are brought out of sleep by an injury. A dagger, haphazardly driven into your stomach. "You know how long I've wanted to do that?" Says a voice somewhere up above. It's young and male, but you can't discern anything beyond that. It sounds familiar. If only you could look at your assailant! Blinding pain is jetting out of your head and belly, blurring your vision. Or, is it? Do you have some kind of bandana wrapped around your eyes? You can't tell. It's too hard to focus. Everything is a blur.You're on top of some kind of table, and from what you can gather, you're heavily injured. The table is flat and cold, like metal or smooth stone. You're immensely disoriented. How long have you been unconscious? Your head is in splitting pain. Why haven't your injuries healed? And god, that fresh knife wound. It's unbearable. Your hands and feet are bound. You cannot move them. A: Panic! Start frantically teleporting and mentally feeling your way around the room! B: Stay calm. Take a few moments to gather yourself.C: Ask your attacker who he is.D:
>>28149998That's sort of legit. I feel like we are way outnumbered and outgunned.
>>28150035the best possible outcome is she manages to bring the other two over successfullyit could have worked, maybe.
>>28150052What?That D isn't supposed to be there. Ds will not be counted.
>>28150059Except that wasn't a possible outcome, see: reality.
>>28150052The villain is me.
>>28150052D fuck da police.
>>28150073well maybe if we could all predict the future like you can we wouldn't even be in this situation
>>28150052>We're still aliveI'm honestly a bit disappointment.
>>28150052>young and maleWho do we know that's young and male? Gizmo?
>>28150078>>28150066They'll more than likely tell us...
>>28150112I don't think you quite understand this whole "immortal" thing
>>28150111It wasn't a difficult prediction to make, and in fact you MADE IT YOURSELF:>>28149684>hi, i picked N knowing full well that something like this would happen
Let's stop the recklessness for at least long enough to figure out what we are up against. Making decisions in the dark is not our strong suit.
>>28150132yeah okay fair enough.i still stand by my choice. I still think it was the right choice. M wouldn't have gone anywhere either, it would've ended in a shameful death/fakedeath