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>>28090483I have a feeling this round of updates will be Terra-bly nice.
All aboard the Terra train
>>28090528man fuck you
>>28090483I have a bad feeling about this.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2O1ixMU2Plg
>>28090542What's the matter? Did I get under your skin?
>>28090483Hey humble, can we play superpowered vollyball please?
>>28090645I'm with this guy.
"Oh man. Here we go." Exhales Terra, readying herself for any possible verbal aggression. But it never comes. Robin's smile is wide and warm, underlined by the first hints of a sunburn. "Your room's in the eastern hallway." He says, thumbing in that direction. "We're building a fire on the beach tonight, and Cyborg's on the grill." "Whoa, whoa..." Terra starts with raised palms. "You mean you're not gonna give me any warnings, or..." "Nope." Robin interrupts, ready to finish the conversation and get back to the beach. "I trust you, Terra."He leaves."See?" Says Beast Boy, shaking her arm. "It's cool, dude. Chill."Down on the beach, the volleyball game is over. Robin calls for a new one in a few hours, at which point a great deal of trash talking is exchanged.It seems Terra was welcome here all along, and her arrival has done nothing to dampen the mood. As far as you can tell, it's going to be a great day. You have several hours until the next volleyball game begins, should you choose to play. Some time after that, it's probably a good idea to show up to the Titans' bonfire. It's a beautiful day on the lush and lovely beach resort! What do you do?A: Terra is going into the city. Go with her.B: Robin is throwing various projectiles at a crude pillar of sand. Speak with him. C: Find Raven. Hang out with her until the next game begins. D: Beast Boy is poking around the tree line. Explore the forest with him. E: Jinx is... Surfing? See if you can join in.
So after we're done with whatever's about to happen and before we disappear into the night again, what do you guys want to do?
>>28090528If puns could kill.>>28090645Boy oh boy will you like the lsat update and a few likely ones in the future.
>exploring the woods with beast boySTOPIt IS going to go wrong. I know that's where the story has led us, to that place in the woods , but stop. Iw ant to vacation.
>>28090934Don't worry, I won't try to jinx anything.
I have a plan.We steal Beast Boy's wimmen
>>28090958Yeah but now we have mind resistance.
>>28090958We hung out with Raven in the woods dummy, its only at night.
>>28090976don't you want to do other things first before we go stir up the beehive and probably fuck our vacation up?
>>28090991The titans have already combed the beach and found nothing. I doubt we'll just stumble onto something by accident.Besides, we need to talk to BB.
>>28090991Who says we can't still continue the vacation after we deal with the mindwipers?
>>28091030Well we don't know either way. And Donn really doesn't suspect anything anyway, so any of our attempts to move the plot would be futile until mysterious figure shows up again.
>>28090934Awesome.Lets not miss that chance, guys.
>>28090908>"See?" Says Beast Boy, shaking her arm. "It's cool, dude. Chill.">dudeBB,cmon. You're friendzoning yourself.
>>28090934Puns don't kill people, people kill people.
>>28091152You know, at first I thought that was lame, but then I looked again and it was actually pretty awesome.
>>28091129tfw BBs subconscious wants us to fuck his wimmen
>>28091185Please just stop.
>>28091204Somnius may have a history of bad decisions, but as far as I know he's not an NTRing scumbag.
>>28090923You want to explore the forest with Beast Boy."Yeah, okay." He says as the two of you enter the thicket. "But I was kinda heading out here to be alone."Perhaps you should leave."No no, I mean, stick around! I wanted to ask you something anyway."Your companion rapidly delves into the forest; even in human form, he's far more accustomed to traversing natural, unkept terrain than you are. It isn't easy, but you manage to keep up. "Okay dude." He begins. "How'd it look?"What? How did what look?"No, I mean... You've met Terra now. Talked to her and stuff. Did she say anything? About me?"They're obviously very friendly, but Terra hasn't said or done anything, as far as you've seen, to reveal her true feelings on your green companion. F: Give it to him straight: She didn't say anything. You don't know how she feels. G: Embellish your interactions with her. She didn't say anything, but you got the feeling that she was very, VERY fond of Beast Boy.
>>28091315Where's the trip yo
>>28091344It's me. I just didn't double click and put it on. I forget occasionally.
>>28091315>he's far more accustomed to traversing natural, unkept terrain than you are>natural unkept terrain>terrain>terraI don't know.
>>28091447Well she didn't have access to basic hygiene for the longest time.
>>28091447He can have her. I don't like European women.
>>28091325>>28091329>>28091334>>28091335>gotta keep those doors open.
>>28091537We're going to bang Terra.I don't know why everyone's all against it and shit. We're 17 year old superheroes in the tiptop prime of our lives, we're under extreme stress and pressure constantly, and we're all forced to live in extremely close quarters. Every time I've EVER had any interaction with a situation like this, everybody is fucking everybody.
>>28091537Don't you know? If you want to show someone you consider them a friend, you lie to their face. Never tell them the truth, or they'll think you're trying to sleep with their girlfriend.
>>28091564>Expecting Marvel in this DC
>>28091564You need to leave
Awwww yeah, just got caught up. So pumped to be joining in
>>28091564No seriously, get out.
>>28091593Welcome to the wild ride, enjoy your stay.
>>28091564>Every time I've EVER had any interaction with a situation like this, everybody is fucking everybody.Yeah, maybe with your low-conscientiousness, low-empathy, low-IQ peer group, but those of us who are and keep decent company don't fuck their friends' girlfriends without their permission.
>>28091564Yeah, well you can go ahead and vote that way, but nobody else is going to.Most of us don't get any kind of satisfaction out of making our self-insert fictional character have sex.Also>Every time I've EVER had any interaction with a situation like this, everybody is fucking everybody.You mean that time you were a superhero or do you mean that time you were roleplaying some stupid self-fulfilling sex based interaction in a game?
>>28091617Not to mention that fucking your friends girlfriend is a great way to make someone want to murder you. That's not an exaggeration or speculation by the way.
>>28091564>I don't know why everyone's all against it and shit.I don't know why you would want it. It's mean.
>>28091718No one fucking cares about your stupid wall of text.
>>28091718God will you stop with the walls of text.
>>28091718You should get banned again.
So when are we going to fulfill the next step in Diovolution and steal Terra's kiss virginity?
>>28091785If we can't have it, no one should!
>>28091792I want to strangle your scrawny neck.
>>28091325It won't enhance his confidence like a little embellishment will, but you're not that kind of guy. You give it to him straight.Terra didn't reveal anything one way or another. "Ah." He says, disappointed that he doesn't have any new information to work with. "Hey, that doesn't hurt my chances. I'm going back; don't wanna miss the game." It's true. You weren't able to find very much time to talk between the bushes and trees, and you've been out here for a while. It's time to go back. But something catches your eye.It's far away, over a hill and in a valley. A strange formation of land, perhaps? It looks to be a jutting triangular hill, overrun by vines and moss. Perhaps it's just a natural oddity, but... The shape looks too perfect. Too geometric. Unfortunately, you have to head back to the beach. Things are happening tonight, and you don't have time to go exploring everything that catches your eye in the distant forest. You make a mental note of its location, and follow Beast Boy back to shore. Maybe you'll come back to it later.Trees give way to sand. A game is being prepared.(Time passes...)You are in your swimming trunks. The Titans are preparing to play volleyball. The door to the beach house swings open, and two inhabitants make their way outside. Jinx is walking with one arm over Terra's shoulders, slyly whispering something that is making her giggle and go red in the face. At least they're getting along. To your far right, Raven appears. A shadow grows and condenses into a human form, huddled under a long, obscuring cloak. The cloak falls to a crumpled pile on the ground.All three of the present female Titans are in their swimwear. H: Covertly check out the girls.I: You're a gentleman! Avert your gaze!
>>28091785...Didn't Beast boy already do that in the Cartoon?
>>28091718waiting on Humble
>>28091812if you don't pick H you should go back to Gaia and let the BIG DAWGS play
>>28091812Humble, now you're just being silly
>>28091837He went for it though.Cockblocked by Slade, as usual.
>>28091820No, he's too much of a beta HINJAKU HINJAKU to even try
>>28091785Shut up, Dio.
>>28091846What? Everyone's playing volleyball.The females are wearing less than you've ever seen them in before.It just felt like a logical choice to include you perverts.
>>28091858That's Aztec for 'lazy farmer'
>>28091860Would you rather we go Kakyoin on everybody instead?
>>28091875You're the fucking pervert for making the only options either:- Be a pervert- Be a beta wussDon't pin this on us
>>28091882I'd prefer that you left, but obviously, I have no say in your stupidity.
>>28091843What's wrong with being a gentleman?
>>28091893No, he's being realistic.
>>28091893Perhaps. I can rewrite the last update if you're all actually unsatisfied by it. pls respond.
If we ogle them, Raven's going to know, you idiots. You can't be covert with someone who knows the contents of your very soul.
>>28091923Whatever, unpleasant wannabe-sex offender.
>>28091921Yeah they seemed like 2 different extremes which i'm not really a fan of.
>>28091907They get their dogs murdered and lose their heads, for one.
>>28091921Nah its fine.
>>28091921Nah I'm fine with it. Let us commence the ogling.
>>28091921Just leave it. A symbol of your shame and true motives
>>28091921nah, i'd vote for checking out girls all the time every time
>>28091875Except Jinx.>>28091893>Be a pervertThere's nothing perverted about checking out women, its fucking natural. If somebody asks why we were looking at the girls, we tell them "Because they're sexy as fuck, what do you want from me?
>>28091921No it's fine. That anon is stupid.
>>28091921I'm reluctant to ask for a rewrite, but in the future, maybe not make the two options contrast so much. Or give us a third option like "Just play volleyball and don't make a big deal out of it"
>>28091921>>28091951What this anon said.Checking out girls is perfectly natural for a heterosexual male. I don't see any problem with this.
>>28091974Really, the only problem I have with it is that it looks too much like>A. Do something interesting>B. Do nothing.knowwatimsayin?
>>28091951>>28091980If it's so "perfectly natural," how come we're doing it covertly? To hide it is to admit there is something wrong about it.
Raven will know but she also will not care all aboard for echi antics
>>28091951We should always check out hot womenESPECIALLY if their our mom.
>>28091974I think I wrote the second option with too much humor. "Just play volleyball and don't make a big deal out of it" is essentially what 'I' was supposed to be. I'll rewrite the decision, and take new votes when it's up.
>>28091990Nobody said that human society was 100% logical.
>>28091990You don't go on Operation Babe Hunt without being subtle.
>>28091942...well played...>>28091921Keep it man!
>>28091810>>28091766>>28091765>>28091744>>28091735>>28091771>do something>Pretty good dude, official thread theme>do same basic thing>GOD WILL YOU FUCK OFFSame thing happened with my shitty caption pics. Then, to stay relevant at all I have to act like some balance obsessed faggot. God damn it, I should just stop trying to do anything for you guys. I can see in not wanted, nor was I ever. Not that that's a new thing for me. I'm going anon, fuck y'all
I really need to make a Donn Mortem version of " 'dat ass "
>>28091990>To hide it is to admit there is something wrong about it.Not necessarily, its just not necessarily socially responsible to show direct sexuality at a time like this. If we wanted to be directly sexual with someone, it would be a private matter.
>>28092035Bout fucking time
>>28091325It won't enhance his confidence like a little embellishment will, but you're not that kind of guy. You give it to him straight.Terra didn't reveal anything one way or another. "Ah." He says, disappointed that he doesn't have any new information to work with. "Hey, that doesn't hurt my chances. I'm going back; don't wanna miss the game." It's true. You weren't able to find very much time to talk between the bushes and trees, and you've been out here for a while. It's time to go back. But something catches your eye.It's far away, over a hill and in a valley. A strange formation of land, perhaps? It looks to be a jutting triangular hill, overrun by vines and moss. Perhaps it's just a natural oddity, but... The shape looks too perfect. Too geometric. Unfortunately, you have to head back to the beach. Things are happening tonight, and you don't have time to go exploring everything that catches your eye in the distant forest. You make a mental note of its location, and follow Beast Boy back to shore. Maybe you'll come back to it later.Trees give way to sand. A game is being prepared.(Time passes...)You are in your swimming trunks. The Titans are preparing to play volleyball. The door to the beach house swings open, and two inhabitants make their way outside. Jinx is walking with one arm over Terra's shoulders, slyly whispering something that is making her giggle and go red in the face. At least they're getting along. To your far right, Raven appears. A shadow grows and condenses into a human form, huddled under a long, obscuring cloak. The cloak falls to a crumpled pile on the ground.All three of the present female Titans are in their swimwear. H: Check out the girls, but don't be blatant or idiotic about it.I: Be cool. Just avert your gaze and get on with the volleyball game.
>>28092035see you tomorrow
>>28092085>Jinx is walking with one arm over Terra's shoulders, slyly whispering something that is making her giggle and go red in the face. At least they're getting along. Huh, wonder what they're talking about.
If not now, when? And who cares if they know, as long as we aren't creeps it'll be fine.I check out my friends, but it's just an accepted thing. They'll probably take it as a compliment.
>>28092131>tfw they're talking about us>tfw the girls are quietly laughing at us when we can see them
>>28092131>"This one time at H.I.V.E academy..."
>>28092131Cocks.I don't even have to check my coffee.
>>28092131>You should see Donn sleeping
>>28092150>"This one time at H.I.V.E academy...">"...he saw me undercover and decided to spill the beans! What an idiot!"
>does the exact same thing.I fucking love you guys
>>28092150>"Starfire got skinned alive and I lost an eyeball"
>>28092131Girls laugh at lots of things that aren't funny.Probably something about boys.
>>28092131When jinx slept in our bed she looked at our dick.
>>28092131Probably talking about how amazing Cy is at cooking. That'd get me hor-NEY.
>>28092131>You should see him when he's asleep, its unbelievable how adorable he is...
>>28092150>some hot blonde chick put an ice scoop in myyouknowwhat. it completly changed how i look at my sexuality.
>>28092208>tfw fucking up greentext like the newest newfagfeels bad man
>>28092170I believe it was a vocal minority who cried foul.Privileges checked, moving on with the story now...
>>28092085>You make a mental note of its location, and follow Beast Boy back to shore. Maybe you'll come back to it later.I'm just going to make sure everybody noticed this.
>>28092287We're never going to the city, are we, Anon?
>>28092268Every morning I check my privilege to see if it's still there.
>>28092312Who'd want to go to Coast City?
>>28092336Someone who wants to see if there's some baddie to beat up or some mollies to pop.
>>28092372tfw donn will never take the sacramental lsd and meet the godhead made of living musik.
I want to go to the city before shit blows up again.
>>28092432Maybe if this were written by Morrison
>>28092085...no option presented to select which female Titan to covertly check out. Sorry Jinx, despite everything we are still playing the field.
>>28092470We cant check all of them out?
>>28092445I want to check out our friends. Oh wait, something awesome is totally happening because we are doing that right now.
>>28092488>three hot ladies not being the awesome thing
>TT QuestHoly shit it's been a while. I had actually forgotten. Anyone have the link to the afterparty?
>>28092470We ain't datin'
>>28092516It's in the pastebin in the OP
>>28092516It's in the pastebin.
>>28092516Its in the Pastebin.Don't think we can post the link here without getting in trouble. Plus i don't wanna piss anyone off.
>>28092499Incorrect, that IS the awesome thing. Plus, it's great because no matter what happens we're going to get treated to some softcore fanfic.
>>28092470Just because we like Jinx doesn't mean that every other girl suddenly stops being hot.
>>28092541>Don't think we can post the link here without getting in trouble.What do you mean?
>>28092470>Despite everythingYou've never seen other girls after one date? That's pretty pathetic.
>>28092553Well, last time someone posted the link, they got a 3 day ban
>>28092550Exactly. If it gave the option, there'd be hardly a point to check Jinx out. We've seen her naked before.
Is humble kill?
>>28092470What? just because we like one girl doesn't mean we cant check out other girls.
>>28092486We can, just thought we might as well make a preference known now to avoid future confusion. Plus it works as a compliment to her, but I see plenty resistance to the criticism below so never mind.
>>28092594Nope. Humble's phylactery is safe and sound.
>>28092594Humble updates take a while, like FINE WINE. That is to say IT IS BETTER IF IT TAKES LONGER
>>28092593WELL....I'd like to have that without the threat of danger and blood everywhere, thank you.>>28092606Plane crash incident, Did you read up on the pastebin?If not, you should get caught up
>>28092606After the plane crash. I should add, she's the only one we've seen naked while her body was pretty much in one piece.
>>28092614That's good to know.
>>28092612Nah, its cool, i can see Jinx teasing us about it.
>>28092627I've become an alcoholic ever since following this wild ride.
>>28092565>Well, last time someone posted the link, they got a 3 day banI think the Hollow Quest Redux pastebin gets posted a lot and they're fine.
>>28092612>make a preference knownNot really a good idea.I mean I wouldn't push the Jinx thing anymore until she comes onto us.
>>28092669Between my current game of pathfinder and this quest series I've become addicted to despair and dark things.The drama just feels a lot more real when things are on the line. It's delicious.
>>28092630Well, you can. But checking out ladies on the beach is like eating potato chips. Sexy, sexy potato chips.
>>28092688That's a pastebin not a livestream.
>>28092688Not the Pastebin, the link to the stream mate.
>>28092700Things have been happy fun times for a while now. We hugged the SHIT out of Raven. We hugged her god damn soul. Then we had fun on the beach. Shit was so cash.
calling it something has come up and humble is going to stop for the night
>>28092707>>28092710>livestream linkWell there's your problem.
>>28092692Should we stop hanging out with her then?
>>28092738I... I just got here...
>>28092736We also hugged Jinx, and became fast bros with Terra.Things are actually looking up. Watch Humble take that away though
Since apparently we either need intel on Terra for Beast Boy, or Beast Boy will have to man up on his own, lets just hang out with Terra next time.>>28092743She can hang out with us. But we're not going to go out of our way to hang out with her, you see?
>>28092743Or we should only hang out with her in the company of others? I think Terra would make a great chaperone myself.
>>28092743You mean like we've been doing? We haven't really interacted with her since upgraded our mind punch forever ago.
>>28092770I don't give a shit about Terra.Let's hang out with Starfire and let BB entertain his lady, or go into the City to catch some cool different shit going on.
>>28092770Errybody gettin' hugged.
>>28092770I remember Humble saying something about that specific thing...I just can't remember what he said
>>28092736>>28092762Good, I can't wait.>>28092786Everyone is scared it'll become waifu quest although all we do it talk about her.
>>28092809>Everyone is scared it'll become waifu quest although all we do it talk about her.Glad to see we're getting alot of new posters on /tg/.
>>28092801>Let's hang out with StarfireI still don't know how we haven't tried to heal her yet.
>>28092834>Heal starfie>We mess up and she forgets about Robin forever>Robin prepares the cage
>>28092834Tossed on the backburner because there's a new lady around. Shamefur dispray.
>>28092834Cause we always fuck up the healing.
>>28092834She's probably still inside, watching outside the window looking at us having fun.
>>28092834I think we held off because every other time we've healed someone, they lost memories of importance. We were kinda waiting till we got the hang of our mind meld power...if I remember correctly.
>>28092834I seriously doubt we have healing in any significant way. It was mentioned once as a very minor thing. She was already healing to begin with and we sped it up. I don't think we can replace skin. Maybe if we level up.
>>28092834Wait a minute, is Jinx still wearing her eyepatch? What's going on with her anyways?
>>28092890I think she is.
>>28092829>[Sulu Intensifies]Last time we picked to hang out with jinx this arc?
>>28092870So Starfire forgets her sister? Not seeing the problem there. Starfire having full blown amnesia on the other hand....
>>28092890Yeah she is, her eye was reattached but there were "complications" so who knows what the hell that means.
>>28092875But we know how to do it.All of you are just having kneejerk reactions, we've done it enough times to know how its done. There's a fucking guide.
>>28092906Didn't we just get done having hug times with Jinx? After a whole arc about remembering her?
>>28092091Raven is wearing about what you'd expect; a black, one-piece suit. She's lovely in a conservative sense, but you already knew that; this is nearly like looking at yourself in a mirror. You're comfortably indifferent.Terra is also wearing black, but it's a form-fitting two-piece suit. She's clearly seen hard days and long travels; scars like tiny white lines appear on her ankles, shoulders, and back. She's the epitome of lean, traveled, and tomboyish; it's easy to understand Beast Boy's fascination. Jinx's outfit, a two-piece suit of dark, swirling purple, is the least conservative of all. It's far from inappropriate, but the primary patches of fabric are connected via tied strings. Jinx is all smooth lines, slender limbs, and agility. She's also taking a moment to whisper to you as she passes by. "Eyes on the ball." She mutters, but not without humor. It's starting. Whose team will you join? A: Join Jinx, Robin, and Cyborg. B: Join Terra, Raven, and Beast Boy.
>>28092926Probably has half her eyesight in that eye.
>>28092593You HAVE seen her naked, but the first time she was covered in blood, and you had other significant distractions.The second time, when you came back and she was awake, you purposefully didn't look at her.
>>28092935That's more because people can't into consequences.
Soon itt: waifu wars: final reckonning
>>28092938Kick her ass. Bitches love having their ass kicked in volleyball.
>>28093011Donn needs to step up soon. Lest we fall into the twilight zone of relationships.
>>28093038She also likes her legs broken.
>>28093046I dunno. I kind of like the tension we have going on.Besides, Jinx likes to tease.
>>28092890>Wait a minute, is Jinx still wearing her eyepatch?Yes.>>28093038>american flag swimsuitsThey'd never.
>>28092918Shouldn't the titans call for someone with more stable healing? I mean if the rest of the DCU is a thing they probably know somebody better at this than us.
>>28093020Ssshhhh, we're actually behaving today.
If you pick A we can stare at Jinx's butt wiggle around while she chases the ball
So why isn't Raven just Reffing as usual? The teams would be even too.....
>>28093067Humble, no offense, but shouldn't someone be referee so the teams are even?
>>28093075Nigga, she's a washboard. Aint no booty on dat girl.
>>28092593I'm sorry, but are you suggesting that once you've seen a girl naked that there's no particular desire to get her cloths off again? That if you liked what you saw the first time there's no reason for a second?
>>28093096Not that guy, but I'm imagining Jinx with these hips.Not that its canon. I just like it.
>>28093096I see you underestimate the delicious flats, a novice mistake to be sure.
>>28093111Something like this?
>>28093116That looks painful.
>>28093067Come on!Also, TEAM RECKLESS Vs TEAM HYPERCOMPETITIVE
>>28093092>So why isn't Raven just Reffing as usual?I don't normally do this, but this question can be answered in a possible future conversation with her. I haven't forgotten that episode or her usual personality.
>>28093127You gotta get flexible, man
>>28093128Oh god that Starfire mouth.
>>28093128If there was ever a time that Donn needed to be reckless, it would be right now.
>>28093141Ok, fair enough Humble
>>28093141Well I know what I'm voting to do next time
>>28093128NOPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEE>>28093141Well we fused right? Might have something to do with that
>>28093153I'm going to assume that Donn is a shitty volleyball player and I hope that we get to laugh at how bad he is.
>>28093141Hmm, I wonder if we're still having an influence on her?
>>28093128HEAVEN OR HELL? LET'S ROCK!
>>28093191Is it really time?
>>28093185>Perfect unison during volleyball>GIGA DUAL SPIKE BREEAAAAAKKKEEERRR
>>28093210...this may be exactly why I voted to be on Raven's team...
>>28093209It's always time
>>28093246It took me like five seconds to find the eyes on the chameleon looking dude on the right
>>28093258If you don't understand why there's no point in explaining.So just forget about it, she's our souls sister now.
>>28093225She's staring into both my souls.
>>28093258Because Humble knows that if he types out Raven's description as well as he wrote Terra's, we'd drop Jinx's flat ass in a New York minute.
>>28093265His name is Gold Experience RequiemThis one is named King CrimsonTry to understand him
>>28093225God, thats fucking creepy
>>28092959You join Terra, Raven, and Beast Boy on one side of the net.This is insanity. Jinx serves the ball with glowing eyes, sending it like a bullet of pink lightning over the net. Raven never breaks her flat expression, but takes an exhausting dive, smashing the ball up into the air before it lands. It hovers, but it won't make it over the net!Terra sees it; you see it. You don't have time to think. A: Go for the ball!B: Wait, is Terra going to go for it? Let her go for it!
>>28093258>Having Raven say that she saw that Donn choose Jinx over her>Specifically stating Donn's disinterest in swimsuit RavenHumble is really nailing the coffin in that ship huh? >No perfect empathy waifu resuced from hell. Oh well...
>>28093306>Jinx serves the ball with glowing eyes>eyesJinx confirmed for robot impostor.
>>28093306Are powers allowed? Because it looks like Jinx just powered up her shot
>>28093306BE A TEAM PLAYER PEOPLE
>>28093315>>28093318>>28093321>>28093330There is no way Terra would no go for that ball
>>28093274>>28093290I can't help it, goddammit!!
>>28093306wow Jinx who do you think you are just using powers and shit during volley ball fuck off we're through
>>28093258>>28093341She is our Onee chan
>>28093359Wrong format, remove the period and repost
>>28093352>Are powers allowed?Yes. It can be assumed that the Titans have rules already.>>28093346Sorry, I imagined the glow of her covered eye being bright and detectible even behind the patch, or otherwise there would be some amount of intense pink light coming out from its edges. I should have elaborated.
>>28093374People keep saying that. I don't see it.
>>28093367This party is getting CUHRAYZEE. Let's rock.
>>28093341>...nailing the coffin on that ship, huh?Pretty much. Which is part of why I was confused that some players were so adamant that we keep playing the field. We don't have that many routes open at the moment.
>>28093389>Sorry, I imagined the glow of her covered eye being bright and detectible even behind the patch, or otherwise there would be some amount of intense pink light coming out from its edges.See, that's the kind of cool shit that you need to make revisions to.Don't do it now. just sayin
>>28093413>See, that's the kind of cool shit that you need to make revisions to.I know. I'm starting act 1 tomorrow, and I'm going through to lightly revise the whole story.
>all this waiting in volleyballIt's like you've never played before. That point's as good as theirs.
>>28093389Starfire's referring because she's still recovering, right?
>>28093402I do, and im a Ravenguy. Or are you implying something else?
>>28093411The hard won battle is more satisfying than the easy conquest.
>>28093423Woah, woah, you're not revising anyhting big, right?
>>28093341>>28093411She is now our BFF whether she likes it or not. It could have gone worse.
>>28093341>people sad we aren't with raven>we've been on the Jinx train for months
>>28093440>Starfire's reffingWhoops. Corrected.
>>28093455a LOT worse...
>>28093410No this party's over. Jinx fucked up I'm cutting her off we're done.
>>28093423>Restarting the whole thing>We're a shard of Delirium now>The ride never ends
Quit bothering humble with stupid shitYou guys are slowing down updates with your trivialities
>>28093487Jesus christ how horrifying.
>>28093446It's sunk Jim.We mind melded with her. We see her as ourself. Basically, getting raven as a waifu is like falling in love with your own hand.Granted if it ever DID happen it would be the perfect relationship(Like beyond old married couple), but the odds are astronomical.
>>28093481Rohan plz. Calm down.
>>28093487Jesus christ my sides
>>28093491>not wanting to be a regular mortal with powers>or a kid who gets to be a lanternDid I ever tell you the definition of insanity.
>>28093522Hey! Me and my hand have a beautiful relationship.
>>28093523DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN IT'S ALL FUCKING RUINED I WAS WRITING A MANGA WITH HER REALITY AND SHE FUCKING SHAT ALL OVER ITWHY SHOULD I LISTEN TO YOU YOU'RE DEAD
>>28093540My sides. Please give them back.
>>28093446>Anything we've encountered.>Easy
>>28093487Y-you've created a monster.
>>28093457All the ravenfags had essentially given up hope.This was their last big chance. Even more than that, it had looked like they had WON. Makeing it such a bitter pill to swallow that nothing had changed.
>>28093522>Jinx gets rekt by Darkseid and dies>All Titans are depressed and sad>raven knows our feels so well we bond over that feel>new gfIf only
>>28093522Isn't becoming one with someone like... romantic and junk? I feel such a connection gurrrlll. I really thought that was the way it was going when we chose to bond, but I guess not.>>28093565Oh god we fuck over her grave like Ant-Man. DRAMA.
>>28093563What do you call a Ravenfag who loves Raven, but likes Jinx for the story?Cause honestly i could care less what goes down.
>>28093584Reasonable. I feel the same way.
>>28093563It was inevitable that a ship had to win. We can't just go full on platonic or promiscuous bard.
>>28093565...so wait, we just have to kill Jinx?
>>28093584>could care less>could
>>28093582>I feel such a connection gurrrlll.I can feel your African heritage from here.But nah, there are more than one ways to bond with someone other than romantically.
>>28093599>We can't just go full on platonic or promiscuous bard.Why not? I'd prefer either of those. They'd lead to less arguing.
>>28093565New mission; get Jinx killed so we can live out a perfect life with Raven
>>28093621I would argue like a fucking banshee. That would be bullshit.
Had to go turn a screw, I'm back.>>28093447No, just grammatical errors and mistakes.>>28093498Nah, I'm just being slow to ensure there aren't inconsistencies. I'm also a busy person otherwise.>>28093563>This was their last big chance. Even more than that, it had looked like they had WON. Makeing it such a bitter pill to swallow that nothing had changed.All of these things are incorrect.
>>28093640STOP TEMPTING THEM YOU MONSTER
>>28093631>>28093602You know, you guys aren't making me like Raven any more than i should.
>More waifu shitSame shit different thread. I swear you faggots are the fly in the ointment of a good story teller.
>>28093582Nope, Taurus being the bull/sex drive would have netted her as a waifu, but everyone choose Gemini/the twin so we see her as basically US in a different body. If they ever got together it would be great, but this basically eliminated any chance of there being any romance in this relationship.
>>28093522No, we know her as well as we know ourself, which is different. It's extreme intimacy, not thinking of ourselves as being the same person.Imagine making love to someone who literally knows your every desire, and you know all of theirs. Even the really embarrassing ones.
>>28093640Humble giving Raven fans hope. Beautiful
>>28093640>All of these things are incorrect.Do you ever take our dejection into account when you're writing this?Because that would've been a fucking surprise had you not just told us that.
>>28093545Rohan, calm down, you have deadlines to meet. Write about that time your home town sprouted legs and went off to fight a town in Italy.
>>28093640>You say that nothing's different?>EVERYTHING IS DIFFERENT NOW. EVERYTHING.
>>28093621Eh, bigamy or polygamy only works in certain settings. This isn't one of them really.
>>28093639>Treating the Titans platonically like your family>Being like the show rather than Tumblr tier wish fulfilment>Bullshit
>>28093640Quit SCREWING around, Humble!
>>28093652Can't handle the ships? Get out of the ocean.
>>28093652Yes, because all of our attempts at romance have led to happy consequences.>>28093680I'm glad that at least somebody on here has a bigger brain than their dick.
>>28093668WHY WOULD SOMEONE WRITE SUCH A BIZARRE NOVEL
>>28093711If masturbation was that good, then nobody would ever have sex.
>>28093705NO FUCKING CLUE, BUT I WANT A TRANSLATED COPY!
>>28093725 Wait, people still have sex?
>>28093725If they know your every desire, it's basically YOU doing it
>>28093697>adachi>supporting shipsBitches and whores.
You guys that don't want "waifu simulator" are making it worse there are constant discussion about waifuing because there is a divide on if it should be or not.If there was an excepted choice no one would talk about the waifu stuff unless it was in discussion with the story at that time
>>28093652>>28093681So because we've chosen romantic options, Humble's writing all of a sudden becomes bad?With Jinx it's not even clear if we have to go that direction now. If some other girl hit on us and we returned interest, it would totally be appropriate, because Jinx hasn't done anything yet and nothing is official.It's not shipping. You're just afraid that it will be shipping. Humble will probably kill all the women before that happens.
>>28093739Holy fucking shit.
>>28093697>Adachi supporting bitches and whoresWhat the fuck are you doing?
hahahahahathis shit is on /tg/ I won
>>28093757>So because we've chosen romantic options, Humble's writing all of a sudden becomes bad?Neither of those posts said that. In fact they explicitly stated that humble was good, but that waifu shit was what bogged things down.
>>28093750>>28093804Well, if I can sleep with them...More so, you seem surprised....
>>28093325You notice Terra's attention, and allow her to make her move.She jumps into the air, aided by two pillars of earth which bounce up under her feet. The ball is spiked, but returned; Robin was ready for her. He's going to be a difficult opponent to get around. The ball is coming down at an angle; it's going to be an awkward hit, but you're the closest to it. C: Try to send the ball over the net. D: Just keep it in the air.
>>28093828Cabbages are the only thing that deserve Adachi's precious body
>>28093784>>28093809And I think that pic doesn't even mention Made in Heaven Requiem. I want that book, I don't care how bad it gets, I just want to underSTAND.On topic, still waiting.
>>28093742That is simply absurd. I seriously can't believe you believe that. I mean, I literally, cannot believe it. I am trying to believe it, and I can't. I am now assuming you're just trolling.
>>28093825So how has choosing romantic options bogged things down? What is being bogged down?Do you mean people arguing over waifu shit in the thread bogging things down? Because the story is still good, regardless of whatever arguing goes on in the thread.
>>28093919Remember when Humble skipped fun stuff because the thread was being so autistic about shipping? Sometimes shipping in these threads is so obnoxious it actually does impact the story. And having to sit through thread after thread of the same shit really does detract from the fun despite Humble's good writing. An annoying audience can ruin a good gig.
>>28093845You keep it in the air. Beast Boy returns it, but you don't see how; you just notice some kind of furry creature flying through the air. A goat, maybe? Jinx is already moving to receive it. She's in the air, and just before the ball is struck, she gives you a subtle wink. Her hand smacks it in your direction, imbuing it with a vortex of crackling pink energy. E: Stay calm. Return it.F: Get crafty. Teleport into the air next to her, and spike it down right after she touches it. G: Wait a moment before taking action.
>>28093955>Remember when Humble skipped fun stuff because the thread was being so autistic about shipping?I didn't actually skip anything, I just went on as usual.
>Not ZA WORUDOing the spike
>>28094033Really? I remember you mentioning their being more to the post-slade stuff, but having to move on due to waifu wars.
>>28094066Can we be Dolph Ziggler now? Complete with hip gyrations?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpF3sa7VWHE
>>28094011So she winked at us? Maybe she just blinked and happened to be looking in our direction
>>28094104Sorry we're already best vampirehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9YXnaVWxe0
>>28094131Winking and blinking are different.
>>28094168The joke--------------------------------------your head
>>28094168She has one eye
>>28094140>Not wanting to recreate team Zig E with Cybro.
>>28094178.........Got me there
>>28094213My love with wrasslin is clashing with my love of JoJo, anon
>>28094259Well now we KNOW we fucked up. GOOD JOB GUYS.
>>28094274I love you too, anon
>>28094274I picked to stay calm, don't look at me.
>>28094249Embrace both, trust me, poses and wrestling are a great mix.
>>28093640>>This was their last big chance. Even more than that, it had looked like they had WON. Makeing it such a bitter pill to swallow that nothing had changed.>All of these things are incorrect.In other words: This was not their last big chance. It did not look like they had won. Something had changed.Notice anything about this? It doesn't actually say that Ravenfags still have a chance. It could just as easily be interpreted as: Ravenfags never had a chance.
>>28094259I am not your nigga! I don't want to be associated with you! NO.
>>28094305I have never pretended that you can assume anything from what Humble says.
>>28094314Why must you hurt my feelings, anon?
>>28094305Why are you bringing this up again, we had just calmed down.
>>28094331At least you're not party anon
>>28094348Uh...thanks, I guess.
>>28094249>>28094302You guys are good men in my book.
Yeah, now I'm also wondering if it was a good idea to teleport away from our position...
>>28094364Hell we already superkicked Killer Croc and I'm pretty sure HBK is already a JoJo character anyways
>>28094364Back at you
>>28094371You see that one G vote? That was me.You fuckers live with your choices.
>>28094395Oh no, we're going to lose a game of volleyball. Someone save us.
>>28094381>Tfw channelling wrastling to beat evil>NEW WORLD ORDER THEME INTENSIFIEShttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Juqm94sUV_E
>>28094348I resent that remark!
>>28094414This is my chance! Quickly everybody, hit the volleyball towards our side, they'll never see it coming!
>>28094414Alternatively>Hit Volleyball with our super strenght>Too hard>Ball hits Jinx square in the forehead>CRACKNever let your guard down around Humble.
>>28094414Clearly this will be the final straw that convinces the team to replace us with Terra as BB has been lobbying.
>>28094381Superkick on Joker when?
>>28094022It's time to put this ball down. When it's barely a centimeter off of Jinx's palm, you shift into a supernatural, invisible form. Time slows to a crawl. You drift up, taking an appropriate position in mid-air, and raise an arm over your head. Materialization occurs. One eye widens. Realization. Nobody expected it. None can react. You drive the ball into the sand with great satisfaction. Robin nearly catches that spike as well, but even he isn't faster than teleportation. Landing. Jinx looks at you through the net with a wide grin. "You're just full of surprises today." She says."I guess..." Says Robin, getting up from the ground. "...That's it."What? That was only one point, though. How is that it?"We usually just play to one point." Says Cyborg to the side. "Or until it gets old."You think you understand why. Between their agility and powers, it must be next to impossible to get the ball past the other team."I need to get the fire ready anyway. Cyborg, you're with me." Robin instructs, departing. You've defeated your opponents! Terra, Beast Boy, and Raven congratulate you for the clever move (some with more enthusiasm than others). Jinx is walking away. You have a few hours to burn before coming back for the evening bonfire. What will you do?H: Visit Raven. She went back to her room. I: Follow Robin and Cyborg. J: Beast Boy and Terra are going inside. Hang out with them in the beach house. K: Follow Jinx. Maybe you can hang out with her.L: Visit Starfire. She might be awake.
>>28094425And all is right with the world once more.
>>28094364Back at ya...wait Writer, is that you?>>28094418>NWOWhy?
>>28094472>>28094481>>28094483>>28094484>>28094492>>28094493>>28094509>>28094524Good, maybe we can talk to her about getting her back to her old joyful self.
>>28094472>>28094481>>28094483>>28094484>>28094492>>28094493Sweet, we'll check in on Star, tell her about the match, have a nice little mome...>>28094509Well shit
>>28094531>Why?Name a better wrestling theme. I dare you.
>>28094531NWO had the best themes bro/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjqS707wD9w
>>28094072It was due to another ongoing quest that I thought might have been throwing off the mood, among other things, for what I wanted to do.It didn't matter, and I didn't actually change anything in the end.>>28094131;_;>>28094274I for one support both party anon and SOMNIUS as posters.As well as Edgar. Poster of the year all years.>>28094305Want to know the funny thing? We could still be early in this story. I don't know what's going to happen, or how long you guys are going to carry things. Lots could happen in the future, and nothing is set in stone. ALSO HEY EVERYBODYWHAT PAGE ARE WE ON? DO WE NEED A NEW THREAD?Someone warn me when we do. I might keep updating into the night tonight.
>>28094548>SomniusFUCK, WE'RE GONNA MAKE HER SUICIDALLY DEPRESSED SHE'S MISSING ALL THE FUN.
>>28094569Thank you Humble, that means a lot
>>28094579That would be amusing. Don't worry so much, Raven headed back to her room so it's not like Starfire's going to be left totally unattended after we mess with her.
>>28094569>I might keep updating into the night tonight.YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>28094569If you do make a new thread expect to do several updates.We are over 500 posts though.
What should I use for the summary to archive this?Super powered volleyball time?
>>28094632Go for it
>>28094569>I might keep updating into the night tonight.PARTY!!!
>>28094605That's the thing. For some reason I can't see what page we're on.So when we need a new thread someone has to warn me.
>>28094569on page 7
>>28094559>>28094564These are all opinions btw.KENTA's NO MERCY theme - Personal favehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgVzSpk-jJQStone Cold-any version is good.Undertaker - No theme get's a crowd going better than the Deadman's
>>28094647We're about halfway down and falling.
>>28094647Use the catalog, sort by bump order.
Thread is archived.
Hey everybody. I'm going to take a short break, come back, make a new thread, and get the updates rolling in. Be back momentarily. Tune in for some big revelations, one of which I'm hoping will go over well with all of you. Again: More updates tonight. I'm just taking a break.
>>28094762See ya then boyo
>>28094762My body is ready
>>28094762Thank you humble.
>>28094762>Tune in for some big revelations, one of which I'm hoping will go over well with all of you.Oh my god we're pregnant.
>>28094762>some big revelationsooooooohhhh boy....
>>28094787I hope Raven is the mom/dad/whatever.I'm fine with Cyborg too
>>28094844We were slade the whole time!
>>28094852>We were slade the whole time!Just like Under the Red Hood
Finally back. Superpowered volleyball? Pretty hype.
>>28094949I know. I read very slow.
>>28094762Our mindmeld with Raven impregnated her with a mind baby, and soon it shall sprout from her head like Athena
>>28094974SlowLY. You read slowLY.
ALRIGHTI'm going to get some hot chocolate, and get on with this story.I might even finish this damned arc by tonight. MAYBE.
>>28095260I'm probably making a new thread, too.
>>28095260Do you put marshmallows in your hot choco?
>>28095260LETS DO ITTT