>How do you stand out from your peers?

We have a plasma cannon for a face

>>28008622
NO, I will not allow plasma cannons this early on in this part, I learned my mistake with the magic

Rolled 42

>>28008605
>[] You are just a strange child, an air of unease follows your every step
Also a bitching mustache

>>28008643
You sir have fine tastes

>>28008605
[]your speed, you could outrun a balverine
Mustache is mandatory also.

>>28008702
You do as well

>>28008605
once again we have a three way tie

Rolled 1

>>28008804

>>28008605
We have been marked by the unholy brand of Bethany, a mustache resting upon our upper lip, which is rather stiff.

>>28008823
Well that just feels a tad cheap

>>28008850
Ok so three votes for mustache, guess we'll just decide the strength, skill, or will thing later

>>28008872
Mustache represent the balance and perfection of all 3.

>>28008884
no we grew the Mustache with pure will

>>28008605
>[] You are just a strange child, an air of unease follows your every step
Our presence is almost...otherworldly...

>>28008605
Now remember kids, no matter what we pick here, we can always hit, shoot, or burn something to get better at that aspect of our Villainy.

It's Albion, violence is color coded!

>>28008605
By aura of unease you mean perfectly groomed mustache, right?

>[X] Aur of unease

>>28008850
Your mustache, despite being a child, you have a rather glorious mustache. This no doubt is why the other children avoid you, which in turn makes you wish a balverine will eat their parents (Or you could just run them over with a train) or perhaps its because of the fact you hear voices in your head and tend to stare at them for extended periods of time makes them call you strange (one voice, and you're supposed to have a voice in your head to tell you wrong from right). Possible madness aside, you are bored
(so what will you do my little friend)
[] torment the smaller children
[] arena
[] forest
[] try to earn some coin around town
[] other
Flaw gained: Voice of the past
(You have a rather naughty voice in your head, and despite you being the only one able to hear it, it makes you seem a bit odd)
Clothing gained
Villager clothing

>>28008970
Evil is yellow. Yellow like crunchy chicks.

>>28009049
[x] other

Lets torment adults instead.

>>28009049
>[] try to earn some coin around town
we need to enhance our wardrobe

>>28009049
>[] torment smaller children

>>28009089
We only need a single article of clothing: a top hat.

By the way, what is our name? Probably a girl name or Slagator.

>>28009049
[] other

Organize the smaller, more impressionable children into an adorable urchin street gang. We get sweets from merchants in exchange for not "accidentally" harming their merchandise when they're away.

>>28009116
Our mother dearest calls us Gunter, and beats us whenever we try to correct her.

>>28009116
Gunther Dick Vilian Bethany Dastardly The fourth

>>28009116
Same as last time, except we're not Villian Bethany Dastardly the Fourth instead of the third.
Although our mother tried to name us Gunther if I remember correctly.

>>28009124
Second

>>28009082
>Torment adults instead

Welp, that gets my vote.

>>28009124
>>28009082
This is perfect.

>>28009049
Head to the Arena and start critizising the fighters for their lack of imagination when performing their kills.

>>28009215
Indeed it is. Then we can blackmail the merchant by threatening to give fake infos about the merchandise to the travelers and the heros.

"His crunchy chicks are kinda munchy"

"He pees in the health potion"

"This isn't beef."

"Its actually marinated in balverine pee"

>>28009082
Go visit the Knothole Glade Demon door.

>>28009215
(Gather minions, you need some of those)
"For once I agree with you" You say to yourself.
(That's a smart lad, now find some kids with minds like putty).
"What's putty?" you ask the disembodied voice in your head
(its kind of .....just find some idiots to bend to your will). You soon find them, most other kids call them balverine bait, they aren't to bright, but they like to cause trouble, despite being quite small.
"Oi" You say hitting a barrel like a drum to get their attention away from the mud "You little shits want to play a game?". they nod
"What game is it,Hairy?" one of them asks
(Kill him first). You bite your lip trying to resist the sudden rage welling in you
what do you say
[] its called keep away (stealin)
[] its called lie about the merchant (blackmail)
[] its called huntin
[] it called beat up the runt who called me hairy
[] write in

>>28009342
>[] its called lie about the merchant (blackmail)
Lets start small.

>>28009342
[X] its called lie about the merchant (blackmail)

And after we are done we can play beat the runt who called us hairy.

>>28009342
>[]its called beat up the runt who called me hairy
then
>[]its called keep away

>>28009393
Or we put all the blame on him.

>>28009393
Supporting, we can use our cred after the success to impose our violent will.

>>28009422
"Its called lie about the merchant" You say
(OOooooh blackmail)
"How do we play it?" One asks
(I stand corrected, kill him first, it will help the gene pool)
"By lying about the merchant" You calmly explain"

"He smells nice" the dumb one replies

"NOT HERE YOU IDIOTS" You shout.
the merchant, he has a mustache like yours, and is currently selling meat

"Now just lie about his wares and he'll give you stuff" You says twirling your mustache "and then you give it to me".

"OK" they say in unison before skipping off
roll 1d100

Rolled 4

>>28009499
I can't believe its not balverine!

Rolled 57

>>28009499
...dear lord I can see why they are called bait.

Rolled 13

>>28009499
That's Hobb meat right there.

>>28009520
I see most inhabitants of Albion as barely sentient

Rolled 81

>>28009499
Fun universe. Trying to imagine what us in Overlord would be like though.

Rolled 63

>>28009499
The mercahnt says he does mommy and daddy things...to the meat before he sells it!

Rolled 85

>>28009499
If this rolls 1, then that means that we've improved his sales because his wares were so shitty to begin with that if you lied about them, you'd only tell compliments.

Rolled 43

>>28009543
They certainly work on such a low level of sentience that they make even us feel smart.

Its as if they were the result of poor AI programming and writing.

>>28009576
"That there meat smells of balverine" One of them says
"It looks like the arm of a hobbe as well" another adds

"What are you saying" The merchant laughs before whispering "beat it kids"

"I hear he does things to the meat" another adds "naughty things"

"Mommy is this were you sent biscuit?" another says. ah yes its working well, people are staring, and not buying anything. The merchant is sweating.
(Well its better than my start)
"Hairy HAIRY!!" they shout as they run into your alley way hideout "LOOK AT ALL THE GOLD WE GOT"

100 gold coins gained

"Excellent" You say with barley contained joy as they hand you the loot

"What else do you want to play" they ask
(ahahahaha, sucks to be you)
What do you do
[] Well I guess this is karma
[] go to the arena, they're to scared to follow you
[] go into the forest, same as above
[] other

>>28009551
We'd play the second overlord to Justice's Fay. Also, Gnarl would be ecstatic to find us.

>>28009664
and like dust on the wind, the idea of Bethany and Dio teaming up is forgotten

>>28009656
>[] go to the arena, they're to scared to follow you

>>28009656
[] other

Let's play hide the coin! I'll give each of you one coin, and then you hide it in your safest place. The one of you that finds the most of the others' coins, gets to keep half! The other half goes to me as a judging fee.

You have until dark, go!

>>28009656
They could be useful pawns. Spend more time to assert yourself as their leader.

Rolled 53

>>28009656
We buy supplies from traveling merchants and sell them at a profit.

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>>28009703
LIKE A RAINBOW IN THE DARK!

>>28009656
>[] go to arena

>>28009718
The average villager has a life expectancy of one second in real combat

>>28009656
We should go to the arena.
Let's chat with the guards how arena fighters have gone to shit because they're just doing it for the money instead of for the love of the art.

>>28009656
"Good, friends. Now, I'll give a coin to each of you if you beat up the boy that called me "Hairy". My name is Bethany. B-E-T-H-A-N-Y. I don't appreciate rudeness."

>>28009703
The setting is made for wacky villainy.

Rolled 73

>>28009752
Violence is not the answer to this problem. Art is.

We are going to turn him into a piece of art. How about we hang him by the feets in front of the city's gates with a bar of soap in his mouth?

>>28009734
Guards. Make them strong like guards.

>>28009741
"Its called" You begin seeing their eyes light up "LETS ALL PLAY IN THE ARENA". and with that they are gone, shouting about their mothers and needing to take care of the sandgoose. Well that was amusing for the few moments it lasted. And now you're bored once again, well mindless blood shed should fix that. You managed to sneak into the arena without any of the guards questioning why, perhaps thinking you a midget or something. inside is a a stall selling armor and weapons of all kinds. The current batch of soon to be corpses look sligthly better off than the last ones who managed to kill the captured balverine, though it appears one of them took ol charlie's place, bless his soul
what do you do
[] taunt the balverine
[] talk to someone
[] other

>>28009827
fine
five seconds

>>28009864
[] other

Talk to the Balverine. Point out the weaknesses of his opponents to him and fish him a scrap of meat if you can find one. We no longer have our Corgi, we must replace him.

>>28009864
>talk to someone
find out what's going on.

>>28009895
mainly because dogs don't exist in fable 1

Remember guys, we're a kid, that means we're effectively protected from law.

Most we'll probably get is a stern scolding and maybe few slaps to our bottom.
We should use this as a way to establish a criminal operations that'll allow us to acquire a house which we shall rent out.

Remember, gaining housing monopoly in fable is the key to wealth. Also, you'll get evil karma if you ramp up the rent to maximum that is allowed.

Rolled 57

>>28009864
Tell the heroes that balverine are actually deadly alergic to cheap iron weapons because of the impurities. We are from the island, we should know.

Most adventurer come in with expensive steel that doesn't affect them at all!

>>28009864
>[X] taunt the balverine

>>28009933
You had to kill people to get house in fable 1

>>28009926
There's no reason to tie yourself that tightly to a particular game's mechanics. If you want to bring in sand furies from Fable 3 for example you totally can.

Rolled 95

>>28009959
Hehehehehe
HAHAHAHAHA
We could start by killing someone, buy his house, rent it, kill the the occupants, rinse and repeat.

>>28009961
also because you are ON ISLAND, in which balverines are like godamned stray cats

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>>28009864
Start going on how the heroes need to get their combat multipliers even higher until they pay you to shut up.

>>28009895
does this count as taunting?

>>28010015
No, it's called "coaching"

>>28010010
ahahahahha

>>28010015
Maybe taunting politely, and showing him how to better himself and get his GED?

>>28009944
This, but local wood.

>>28010010
Clearly we must establish a telepathic network that allows us to pester adventurers with random trivia they've heard 500 times before.

Actually, I'm pretty sure that just for coming up with that kind of system, the headmaster deserves some respect.

>>28010041
"OI" You shout banging on the cage with a what looks like a mostly chewed shoulder pad "FLEABAG, WANT SOME MEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" The balverine slams into the bars, knocking you down to the ground, it tries to grab you with its clawed hand, but fortunately it is chained to the wall after the last one ate a drunkard.
"You fucker" You moan rubbing the back of your head
what do you do
[] throw the shoulder pad at him
[] annoy the contestants
[] leave
[] try and steal something roll1d100
[] other

Rolled 19

>>28010106
>[] try and steal something roll1d100
Try to steal a resurrection potion or silver weapon.

>>28010093
Or we could hack in the existing one and replace the trivia with dangerously innacurate informations

>>28010106
>[] annoy the contestants

Rolled 98

>>28010106

Rolled 25

>>28010106
>other
Claim you are a contestant, and that your height is a disability.

>>28010169
[X} Stealing of course.

Rolled 86

>>28010207
Do you want us to die so soon?

>>28010169
Well, guess we're going with stealing.
Expecting we'll get some money as well.

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>mfw I read we could have gone to jojo land
>mfw this song comes on my computer right then http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM.

>>28010106
>[] annoy the contestants

Claim to be the good luck midget, only 5 gold pieces to stroke your lucky mustache.

Rolled 52

>>28010106
>trick some contestants into fighting each other so you can steal in the confusion.

>>28010246
Oh lord, they are waiting for Bethany, the pillar men, I can barely wait

>>28010169
You decided to steal something, but what. no one is looking at you, seeing as two of the oafs that are about to die are fighting eachother. The stalls are yours for the taking
what do you grab
[] a hat
[] a potion
[] a shiny (gem)
[] other

Rolled 71

>>28010372
>[] a hat
Of the top variety of course.

>>28010312
As long as Stroheim is still there everything will be ok.
>>28010372
Is the hat a top hat by any chance?

>>28010372
[X] a hat

>>28010399
depends

>>28010312
Wham: "You ripple users are all the same, always spouting about how they're never going to forgive me for killing their friends."
Dick: "I resent that statement."

>>28010440
Dick: especially seeing as I used them as living shields

>>28010440
Implying we wouldn't just bust out our ab machine gun and blow him away.

>>28010372
>[] a hat
We will upgrade as necessary, Marv style.

>>28010435
(GRAB THE HAT GRAB THE HAT GRAB THE FUCKING HAT).
"What this strange thing" You say grabbing an unusally tall hat
(YESYESYES I NEEEEEED IT)
"Ok" You say to yourself
Item gain
unusually tall hat
"ME MOTHER'S NOT A WHORE" A voice shouts
roll1d100 to avoid getting trampled

Rolled 44

>>28010511
Dastardly Dodge Activate!

Rolled 13

>>28010511

Rolled 47

>>28010511
Too our mother is.

Rolled 76

>>28010511
DICE

Rolled 90

>>28010511
Well, apparently we're getting trampled

Rolled 43

>>28010511
Call Skorne for help!

Rolled 1

>>28010567
I always know things are going to be ok if I roll pretty high because the next roll is always even higher.

>>28010603
*splat*

>>28010603
rigging the dice is never a nice thing to do anon.

>>28010603
take the first 1 out of your dice roll, else you always get 1's lel

>>28010567
"Oh sweet Avo no" You say as the mountain of a man crashes into the stall, carrying a far smaller man like a rag doll, you dive out of the way, your new hat landing on your head as you do so

"SIR PLEASE I HAVE A FAMILY" the smaller man screams as the big man carries him over to the cage

"I DON'T CARE" THE BIG MAN says as he shoves the smaller man into the cage, his beard blowing in an unfelt wind "NO ON INSULTS ME MUM". this is followed by a bloodcurdling scream and you getting blood splatter on your already dirty clothes.
(Nearly became a bethany pancake)
"What's a pancake?" you ask
(a gift from god)
"Ok?" you reply
what do you do
[] look at the balverine's cage
[] pat the big man on the shoulder
[] leave before something else happens
[] deepen your voice and mock the big man's mother roll1d100
[]other

>>28010603
>Update

Please do not count that, for the love of god. It's not a proper roll.

>>28010671
>>28010675
>>28010681
I know I just wanted to see if it would work twice. I should also point out that the dice was a 10000 anyway.

>>28010698

Hey, someone fed the balverine!

>>28010698
Skedaddle.

>>28010720
Indeed. Lets go see how he is, now, that he's no longer hungry

Rolled 5

>>28010698
>[] deepen your voice and mock the big man's mother roll1d100
Oh golly, did your mother have sex with a locomotive?

Rolled 4

>>28010698
>[X] deepen your voice and mock the big man's mother roll1d100

Time to get another guy in trouble.

>>28010698

"I'd do the same if someone were to call my darling mother that as well. It would be true, but I'd have to kill him for honor's sake. What is your moniker large fellow?"

Rolled 43

>>28010751
>>28010738

You boys want us to die?

Let's instead play with the dangerous wild animal.

>>28010698
[X] look at the balverine's cage

>>28010758
>[] pat the big man on the shoulder
To clarify, a vote for this.

Rolled 67

>>28010698
>[] other
try and chill with balverine

Rolled 9

>>28010765
Come on, what is the worst that could happen?

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>>28010791
are you sure you wish to proceed with this action
y/n

Rolled 79

>>28010818
Of course.

Children immunity.

Rolled 98

>>28010818

n! N! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, AND ALL THAT IS HOLY, N!

>>28010818
No.

>>28010845
From the law not angry fat people.
>>28010818
n

>>28010818
I would rather play with the dog.

>>28010901
As an angry fat guy, I can confirm this.

>>28010818
N

Rolled 48

>>28010911
Why are you angry?

>>28010879
You think about insulting his mother and passing the blame onto another, but quicly squash these thoughts as a half eaten arm flies through the air
What do you do
[] (LOOK IN THE CAGE I WANT TO SEE)
[] Leave
[] other

Rolled 3

>>28010928
>[] (LOOK IN THE CAGE I WANT TO SEE)
CAPS!

>>28010924
For a lot of reasons. I don't actually even know them all.

>>28010928
>[X] (LOOK IN THE CAGE I WANT TO SEE)

>>28010928
[] (LOOK IN THE CAGE I WANT TO SEE)

>>28010996
the arena is silent, save for a half heard memory of the gnashing of teeth and tearing of flesh, and far more screams than one man could ever hope to make. you look through the bars, and see a hand clawing hopeless at you before it is pulled back into the semi darkness of the cage. The man has been torn into barely living shreds, and from what you can see it appears that the balverine has torn open his rib cage to feed on his organs.

"H..help m..me" The man begs through a half torn of job. You smile, its almost like the work of an artist, shouldn't you be ill to seeing a man getting devoured alive by a beast that used to be a man? You stare for a few more seconds, savoring the crunch of bones and his screams before you a dragged away
"It's ok"the woman says hugging you to her gracious bossom "He's in a better place now".

(Yeah the wolf man's stomach)

what do you do
[] (if you move I'll give you nightmares)
[] pretend to be scared and run off
[] other

Rolled 13

>>28010928
>[] (LOOK IN THE CAGE I WANT TO SEE)

>>28011121
Jaw, I meant jaw, how did I even write job. well lets just pretend its because you were raised in a place without any form of education

>>28011121
>[] (if you move I'll give you nightmares)

>>28011121
> [] (if you move I'll give you nightmares)

>>28011121
[X] (if you move I'll give you nightmares)

I'm guessing this is the "pretend you were so frightened you couldn't look away" choice.

Rolled 3

>>28011121
>[] other
Attempt to reanimate the corpse using sheer will.

Failing that, start laughing like a madman.

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>>28011139
Can we read? It would be pretty awkward when we go to that hero school/guild and they hand us a book which we will respond with " I CAN'T READ" with tears in our eyes.

>>28011121
>[] (if you move I'll give you nightmares)
Sniffle a little and hug.

Apparently this universe doesn't like villains that much with all the rolls we're getting.

>>28011121
>[] Make half hearted struggling motions with our arms and head, then give up and carefully cop a feel.

>>28011363
Luckily, this isn't something we need to roll on. People just like rolling dice.

>>28011261
(If you move I'll make you suffer through that nightmare that made you wake up screaming most of last year, you know the one with living dead eating those overly colorful "people", the one that caused your mother to remove the bars from your window to increase the chance of you getting eaten by a balverine?)
"No she didn't" You mummer
"there there it will be alright" The woman says patting your head.
(.......I HOPE YOU LIKE NIGHTMARES KID)
"But you said" You blubber.
"It will be alright" The woman says "The balverine can't get you here".
(Its called lying, I thought you did it all the time, like telling little Jimmy's father he tripped when you were out playing in the woods)
"He did trip, I wasn't lying" You cry, making it sound more like he didn't trip.
"That's because the bad man threw him in the cage" The woman says "BRIAN, I SWEAR TO AVO I'M GOING TO SKIN YA ALIVE YA BIG BEARDED BASTARD".

"BUILDS CHARACTER" The man says.
what do you do
[] slip away
[] stay (TIMESKIP AN HOUR OR SO OF BE CODDLED)
[] other

>>28011452
>[] stay (TIMESKIP AN HOUR OR SO OF BE CODDLED)

>>28011452
We might have to steal that catchphrase from Brian.

>>28011452
>[] slip away
try and steal a loose weapon if possible

>>28011452
Go see the Demon door on Knothole Glade.
If I remember correctly, he was supposed to be a friend with a dark wizard.

Rolled 84

>>28011452
>[] stay (TIMESKIP AN HOUR OR SO OF BE CODDLED)
We must endure throught this torture to become stronger.

>>28011537
No wait, that was a different demon door.
Knothole glade one was the one with arrows I think.

>>28011537
the one you shoot in the eye?

>>28011452
>[] stay (TIMESKIP AN HOUR OR SO OF BE CODDLED)

>>28011452
>[] stay (TIMESKIP AN HOUR OR SO OF BE CODDLED)
Yessss......

>>28011581
An hour passes, and you finally regain your freedom. As you leave the arena you hear Brian being scolded by his wife for surviving the damn place. It's now raining, harder than a troll's hide.
What do you do
[] Play in the mud
[] shove a smaller kid in the mud
[] The forest is so much prettier in the rain
[]see what your mother is doing
[] other

>>28011568
Yea
I was thinking of a different door, sorry.

>>28011620
>[]see what your mother is doing

>>28011620
>[] The forest is so much prettier in the rain
Being around you mother is never a good idea. When it rains, she gets mean...er.

>>28011620
>[] The forest is so much prettier in the rain

>>28011620
[X]see what your mother is doing

This should be good.

>>28011620
> [] Look into the actions of your mother

Rolled 81

>>28011658

This.

Rolled 97

>>28011620
[] The forest is so much prettier in the rain

Rolling because I am too lazy to erase the email field

>>28011620
>[] The forest is so much prettier in the rain

Rolled 1

>>28011683
You look towards the forest, it is ever so pretty when it rains. You begin to walk towards the gate, all the other children having fled inside. You look for the gate guards, it appears they are to busy trying to keep the torches from going out to notice a child going out to play. You skip past them, your leather shoes becoming caked in mud as you run and dance through the forest. far more lovelier than the town, though you don't know why, it just reminds you of home more for some reason, even though knothole glade is your home.
You don't know why the adults keep telling you to stay out of here, its so much funner than the town. You hear a rustling in the bush, and decide to investigate. You find, in small clearing a........

>>28011785
A..rabbit, how.....boring. You sigh as you turn around to continue having fun in the forest, when you discover that you don't recognize this part of it, it looks diffrent from a few moments before
what do you do
[] You know the way roll1d4 (most rolled number is used)
[] ...........mommy?
[] (oh you dumb child)
[] other

Rolled 64

>>28011837
>[] other

Go deeper down the rabbit hole.

Read, go deeper into the forest.

>>28011837
> (oh you dumb child)

The voice in our head hasn't been wrong yet!

>>28011837
Follow the rabbit. That can only end well.

>>28011785
>[] other
Find a log and hunker down inside till the storm abates. Plan you mischief while inside.

>>28011837
>>28011871
Deeper is the only way!

Rolled 1

>>28011949

Rolled 20

>>28011949
D-D-Deeeeper oniisan
Y-Y-Yamete! Yamete oniisan!

>>28011991
More rabbits?

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>>28011949
*http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hRXxnTue5w*
(Go deeper, I like this place).
"Don't need to tell me twice" You say as you walk into the rabbit clearing. It looks like there were some ruins here, or maybe those are just some rocks, you jump between them until on of them cracks open when you step on it.
(Oh look its little jimmy). You down, to see a small skull beneath your heel.
(Now correct me if I'm wrong but didn't you trip him along the road)
"....yes" You say as you look at the surprisingly small skull. And then you hear a howl.
(well that explains that).
"Balverines?!" You shout before you bite your tongue. Well this is just perfect now isn't it.
What do you do
[] stand your ground as still as death itself roll1d100
[] run roll1d100
[] other

Rolled 84

>>28012094
[] stand your ground as still as death itself roll1d100

If you run, the HAVE to chase you.

Rolled 79

>>28012094
>[] stand your ground as still as death itself roll1d100
Grab a tree branch and arm ourselves with a sti... a cane!

>>28012145
Well it is possible to beat balverines to death with your fists, you get a tatoo for it too. THIS IS THE KNOTHOLE GLADE WAY

Rolled 12

>>28012094
[X] stand your ground as still as death itself roll1d100

Rolled 18

>>28012171
but...a cane.

Never mind. Lets show this balverine our brilliant fisticuff technique.

>>28012195
>>28012195
You also happen to be a child

Rolled 2

>>28012222

A child and a GOD!

Rolled 34

>>28012094
[] other
Stare the fuckers down.

Rolled 79

>>28012222
I fail to see your point.

But that balverine will see our mighty fist.

>>28012240
You can see that this world isn't going to let us get away with the bullshit the 3rd pulled off.

I guess that's what you get for not fulfilling your role as the cartoon villain by strictly by the book.

Rolled 100

>>28012222
With our glorious new hat, we could impossibly lose.

>>28012118
You stand still, in a cold sweat, or perhaps its just the rain. The howls and roars get closer, closer, CLOSER. And then they stop, you close your eyes and listen closely. Sounds like sniffing, and it feels warms. You open your eyes and nearly bite off your tongue in fear. a few inches from your face is the horrid visage of a balverine
(AAAAAHH MYSELF DAMN, that's fucking horrifying). Through supreme willpower you managed not to scream in terror or move an inch as the massive beast smells you
what do you do
[] Avo help me.....
[] BE A MAN roll1d100 (aka punch the man eating monster)
[] (want me to handle this for you kid?)
[] run roll1d100
[] other

Rolled 81

>>28012307
Yikes.

Fist of the north star mode.

Hokuto no Dick.

>>28012315
[] BE A MAN roll1d100 (aka punch the man eating monster)

Rolled 66

>>28012315
Consider >>28012307 to be "punch the man eating monster" please.

Rolled 80

>>28012315
>[] other
Howl like a motherfucker.

Rolled 97

>>28012315
>[] Pet the Balverine.

>>28012307
Do you wish me to count this?
y/n?

Rolled 58

>>28012370
YES YES YES YES YES YES

Rolled 98

>>28012222
not seeing the problem here

>>28012370
No, it wasn't linked to a real option to begin with unfortunately.

>>28012370
As long as we get a Balverine Fur coat.

Rolled 2

>>28012425
Or a balverine hat.

>>28012370
If we get to beat a Balverine with our bare hands then i'm all for it.

>>28012402
>>28012365
You stare at the fang filled maw of the beast. The smell of rotten flesh nearly overpowers you. But then you begin to think, this thing, you've seen it's ilk be slain by the men of the village, and in the arena, it doesn't scare you
(Yeah, that's the spir....WAIT WHAT!!!)
you ball your fists, and smile. the balverine roars at the slight movement. But it isn't able to do anything before you punch it in they eye, it roars in pain clutching its eye.
(oh great you pissed it off)
is..is that blood?
what do you do
[] YOUR BONES SHALL AID ME JIMMY!!!!!!
[] run roll1d100
[] LET ME SHOW HOW WE FIGHT IN KNOTHOLE GLADE roll1d100
[] other

>>28012456
We've got a hat already.
We're still missing a coat and a cane.

Rolled 46

>>28012528
>[] LET ME SHOW HOW WE FIGHT IN KNOTHOLE GLADE

>>28012532
the cane in this world does damage equal to a stick

>>28012528
>[] YOUR BONES SHALL AID ME JIMMY!!!!!!

Rolled 14

>>28012528
>[] LET ME SHOW HOW WE FIGHT IN KNOTHOLE GLADE roll1d100

>>28012528
Can we combine
>[] LET ME SHOW HOW WE FIGHT IN KNOTHOLE GLADE roll1d100
and
>[] YOUR BONES SHALL AID ME JIMMY!!!!!!

Rolled 79

>>28012528
>[] LET ME SHOW HOW WE FIGHT IN KNOTHOLE GLADE roll1d100
We're committed now I suppose.

Rolled 91

>>28012528
>[X] YOUR BONES SHALL AID ME JIMMY!!!!!!

HIS BONES WILL BE OUR WEAPONS!

Rolled 78

>>28012592
a roll would be nice.

Rolled 3

>>28012566
Which is why we need to acquire our original stick.
Also
>[] LET ME SHOW HOW WE FIGHT IN KNOTHOLE GLADE roll1d100
It's time to roll.

>>28012603
Yea, let's go with this.

Rolled 30

>>28012603
We could also use his skull to make ourselves the most accuratly named skullcap.

>>28012603
While the balverine is stunned by your massive balls of steel, you reach towards the ground on pull up what appears to be a half chewed arm bone. You hold it like a dagger, waiting for the balverine to make the next move. It roars in feral rage, and pounces. The world seems to slow down as you jab the make shift weapon forward into it's eye. It lets out and unearthly scream as the bone of a dead child pierces the same eye you hit before. it begins trash about in pain, all the while its screams chill your bones
roll1d100 to hold on to the bone

Rolled 75

Lets try again.

POWER MODE.

Rolled 65

>>28012715
Grip of Steel (Mustache)

Rolled 97

>>28012715
WE ARE GUUUUUUUUUUUUNTHER!

>>28012770
Shit son.
Calm down.

Rolled 18

>>28012715
HOLD DAT BONE

Rolled 79

>>28012715
we be ninja now

Rolled 7

>>28012795
You could say we have the weirdest boner.

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>>28012770
it roars in pain as you drive it deeper as you refuse to let go, so you roar as well.
(uuuuh). It swings you round and round with its trashing, but you refuse to let go of the bone. You twist around and around, its screams getting higher and higher pitched with each twist, you can barely hear the flesh tearing from your work. It rams itself into a tree, but you refuse to let go. You are now on its back. and your mother is never going to believe this
What do you do
[] hold on for dear life
[] THIS....IS....WITCHWOOD (twist the bone shard until it dies) roll1d100
[] enjoy this moment while it lasts roll1d100
[] other

Rolled 42

>>28012862
>[] enjoy the ride

Rolled 28

>>28012862
TWIST IIIIT

Then cut off its head as a trophy.

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Rolled 83

>>28012862
>[] THIS....IS....WITCHWOOD (twist the bone shard until it dies) roll1d100

Rolled 93

>>28012862
>[] THIS....IS....WITCHWOOD (twist the bone shard until it dies) roll1d100
I AM GOING TO WEAR YOU LIKE A COAT!

Rolled 23

>>28012862
[X] Enjoy the moment while you twist the bone shard until it dis.

Rolled 97

>>28012862
>THIS....IS....WITCHWOOD (twist the bone shard until it dies) roll1d100

Rolled 78

>>28012862
[x] THIS....IS....WITCHWOOD (twist the bone shard until it dies) roll1d100

Then we have it made into a coat.

>>28012908
It *would* make a nice coat to go over our suit. Pity it wasn't a white one though.

>>28012941
you are wearing villager clothes

Rolled 80

>>28012941
Stop being so greedy, lets focus on wrath and pride.

>>28012959
Our eventual suit of course. Unless we grow out of it in which case we will just have to find another balverine.

>>28012913
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olD_3Psy2-k)
You smile and begin to laugh as you begin twisting and pushing the bone with all your might as the balverine desperately tries to claw you off its back. You pull it out only to stab it back in with the fury of a dead god. again, and again, and again. Until the bone begins to shatter from the force of your strikes, which should be all but impossible at your age, but you've heard tales of people being able to do such feats when their lives where on the line. the bone of jimmy begins to crumple and fragment, but you don't stop, more and more of the bone becomes logged in the ruined socket where the balverine's eye used to be. It lets out a pitiful roar as it falls to its knees and then collaspes, driving what's left of the bone into it's brain, killing it instantly
<meanwhile across the sea>
"Stay back....you..YOU WITCH" the man cried as the small well dressed girl approached him.

"You hurt my mother" the little girl cries.

"Please....don't hurt me" the terrified man begs as he backs into a wall "this is murder"

"Murder?" the little girl asks with fire in her eyes "What you did was murder, THIS...is justice".

<back to gunther>

You look at the dead beast. Did you really do that.
(Well it looks like your a man now, I thin I'm going to cry)
what do you do
[] drag it back to town as proof of your deed
[] Stare at it
[] Well it looks like jimmy, had a bone to pick with you YEAAAAAAAAAAH
[] other

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>>28013120
>[] Well it looks like jimmy, had a bone to pick with you YEAAAAAAAAAAH

You took a page out of MY book, I'm so proud!

Rolled 47

>>28013120
>[] Well it looks like jimmy, had a bone to pick with you YEAAAAAAAAAAH

Then find something sharp and skin it.

>>28013120
>[] drag it back to town as proof of your deed
For sure, gotta prove how goddamn manly we are.

>>28013120
>[XWell it looks like jimmy, had a bone to pick with you YEAAAAAAAAAAH

Drag it back also....if we can find our way back.

>>28013147
also
Title gained: Balverine Hunter
and when you get back to town they'll tatoo a howling balverine on YOU AS THIS IS THE KNOTHOLE GLADE WAY

>>28013120
Damn you OP why are your choices all so good?
>[] drag it back to town as proof of your deed
Get ourselves a cool tattoo.

>>28013120
>[]drag it back to town
have it made into a coat

Rolled 13

>>28013175
>and when you get back to town they'll tatoo a howling balverine on YOU AS THIS IS THE KNOTHOLE GLADE WAY
Hmm, tattoo it where exactly?

>>28013120
>[] drag it back to town as a proof of your deed
Coat get!

>>28013120
>[] Well it looks like jimmy, had a bone to pick with you YEAAAAAAAAAAH
>[] drag it back to town as proof of your deed
Whistle nonchalantly as you swagger into the village

>>28013196
dosen't say where I'm guessing chest/ back

>>28013120
>make Jimmy joke to voice in head
>drag it back to town and have a Balverine skin top hat made for yourself! Also make a bone cane from the thing.

>>28013226
Didn't we already steal a tophat?

>>28013226
We have a perfectly good top hat right now but I really like the cane idea.
Maybe later we can kill a white balverine and make a top hat out of him, go for the whole evil guy in white look.

Rolled 7

>>28013226
No no no, the cane was Bethany the third weapon.

We shall wield...a boneblade!

>>28013274
This wasn't an albino balverine, just a regular one.

>>28013282
Knothole glade is known for its axes, but that doesn't matter

>>28013282
It's got my support as it's already been shown that bone gets the job done.

>>28013291
I know thats why I say we kill a white one later when we are less childlike.

Rolled 31

>>28013302
Axes are for lumberjacks and Canadians, which are incidently the same thing.

The only gentlemanly weapon are the sword, the swordcane, the cane and various firearms.

>>28013282
Is this a sword now or some sort of axe or something?

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>>28013342

>>28013282
How easily concealable is a boneblade?

>>28013388
This is Albion, you don't need to conceal shit.

>>28013215
*Try to get your combat multiplier EVEN HIIIIGHER*
(the fuck was that)
"I didn't hear anything" You say as you kick the dead beast "also it seems jimmy had a bone to pick with you eh"
(YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH)
"Well I better drag this back to the village" You say "They won't believe me otherwise". You begin to whistle as you drag the creature with some difficulty
"this is going to take awhile" You say as you take a rest
(GET BACK TO WORK YA LAZY SLOB).
"Fine you sigh".
Several hours later
"Well if ya see mah good fer nothin son, tell im he ain't gettin no supper" Your mother's voice says
"aren't you the least bit concerned he is most likley dead?" the guard asks, he sounds tired.
"Oi" you say between pants as you drag the fat bastard uphill "Don't mind me, just killed a bloody balverine". Your mother faints at the sight of the damn thing.
"Avo's breath" the man laughs "looks like we got ourselves a new hunter, never new they came in such little packages, well better show the others this, say big scary hunter, how do you feel about tatoos, I bet the pain is nothing to you"
(ahahahahah)
"Of course it's nothing" You say puffing out your chest, before he grabs you and your kill and pulls you inside the gates "...c..can't we do this later"

"No" he replies.
Soooon
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAA" your screams are said to echo all the way to the mainland
what do you do
[] see what the witch girl is doing
[] dream
[] scream
[] bask in your new found popularity
[] other

>>28013416
>28013416
>>28013416
Tatoo gained: Image of a howling balverine

Rolled 73

>>28013416
Craft a coat from his hide and a sword from his bones.

>>28013462
Bone is weak as fuck

>>28013416
>[] bask in your new found popularity

>>28013416
[X] Scream then pass out and dream about what the witch girl is doing.

>>28013469
What about something with a bone handle?

>>28013502
that sound's like the knothole glade way

Rolled 59

>>28013469
Even Balverine bones? Come on, throw us a bone here.

Maybe just a sword with a bone handle?

>>28013528
Bitchin.

>>28013282
Compromise
A bone cane sword

We had a cane and cane blade so why not go for the axe build this time? By the end of this quest we shall have mastered all weapons.

>>28013591
Cane= stick damage

>>28013596
including the deadly puggle

>>28013599
I think that's a cane made of bone with a metal sword inside. Did I get that right?

>>28013548
three way tie
shall I roll it?

Rolled 68

>>28013596
Do we look Canadian to you eh?

>>28013599
How about a really large cane-greatmace?

>>28013613
Yes, but I also doubt any one knows what a cane is on witch wood island

>>28013596
It is the traditional weapon of our town and we can use it for walking as well.
>>28013631
This >>28013548 was me, I'll say go for the axe.

>>28013649
if we were Canadian we would be wielding a sharpened hockey stick

>>28013653
Then the voice in our head should educate us and therefore the rest of these savages

>>28013674
I meant for the action

>>28013683
We shall show these savages what it meant to be dapper.

>>28013674
Agree. Axes are best weapon. We also aren't that gentlemanly this time.

>>28013687
Oh shit. I thought we were passing out while screaming then dreaming of the princess.

>>28013416
>[] see what the witch girl is doing
Yeah son.

>>28013710
Its choppy, AND its smashy. Whats not to love?