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>>27989835
Hell yeah, Hero Quest.

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A whole week of training... Using the setup that Chet gave me I... Well I haven't quite done 100 pushups or sit ups but each day I can do a little more than before. Some days I'm really freaking tired but I push through.
Also it seems that Monster Maestro and The Queen of the World have listed me as their Arch Enemies. I got a bonus $500 for each of them for that and any time I fight them I get even more money.

Also I got a package from some of the heroes! Chet sent me a pair of gloves that I can use with my costume that lets me hit things as hard as a boxer would and Velocity Raptor sent me a pair of shoes that allow me to run pretty darn fast.

>>27989895
>QotW
What, her too? That seems somewhat strange, if anything Sparkle would be more appropriate.

Anyway, I hope that training worked out for you! And we'll be sure to thank Chet and VR of course. Looks like you're really getting started!

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>>27989944
I guess she just doesn't like me? Anyway, thanks have been sent out. Also I've been given some missions personally.
I have til the end of the week to deal with one of these three people.

>Cliche Mobster
>Rank: C-Class 12
>Powers: Minor Summoning, Durability.

>The Deviant Artist
>Rank: D-Class 1-S-Class Potentially
>Powers: Copies others powers.

>Rogue Wizard
>Rank: C-Class 40
>Powers: Elemental Magic.

I actually tried looking up some stronger villains but it's like something is blocking it.
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MGS: "Look, can you make sure she gets easy missions for a while? The girl is new."
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But whatever. It's not a big deal.

>>27989895
Aww, not QW. Okay, add the received items to your inventory.

We should go and buy ourselves a journal to keep track of all the weird stuff happening to us.
We should also buy one for QW, considering how she forgets everything every time she disappears.

>>27990016
Okay, look up Deviant Artist.

go after Deviant Artist you are the only one who can do anything easily since you are a normal human, it's your gadgets that give you any power.

>>27990016
>The Deviant Artist
>Rank: D-Class 1-S-Class Potentially
>Powers: Copies others powers.

This one first. He/She can't copy powers that are non-existent in the first place.
The rest of the stuff we have is equipment and MGS's granted powers are luck based, aren't they?

>>27990016
> The Deviant Artist
> copies others powers
Well, we don't really have powers, so lets do this one.

>>27990016
The Artist! You DON;T HAVE POWERS.

>>27990016
>The Deviant Artist
Go after him.
Watch as he just finished hanging out with 2-3 A-class Villains.

>>27990016
The Deviant Artist is obviously first! Actually, that looks like an almost suspiciously easy match-up. At any rate, look for them!

>>27990016
We should see if MM hates one of these guys. Maybe she can tell us something useful

>>27990016
Artist

By the way why you assholes accepted MGS's powers? We're proper fucked now

>>27990109
She already refused to spill on other villains due to professional courtesy (and not wanting to get pasted when they gang up on her I assume).

>>27990118
We were kinda under a spell and playing MGS at the time. She would've thought it was a good idea.

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Alright, the Deviant Artist it is.
My morpher will tell me exactly where he is...
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>Rena arrives at the scene of the crime with the Deviant Artist stepping out of a bank, money in hand.

DA: "What's this? Another Hero? Fool! Anything you use on me I can throw back but even better! If your S-Classes are no match for me what makes YOU think you can stand a chance against THE DEVIANT ARTIST!"

>>27990134
Why does he have a butt in front?

>>27990134
No time for banter, PUNCH HIM!

>>27990134
Apply rock to DA's face.

"I dunno, can you copy an ordinary rock?"

>>27990134
get closer and closer repeating "gimme the money"

>>27990144
To make it easier for us to shove a leg there

>>27990134
>Your costume is neat.

>>27990134
Lets assume our hero form and just throw a rock at him.

>>27990134
I bet you can't be as nice as we are!
That's our power, being nice! Now give me the money, pretty please.

>>27990134
Throw a rock at him.

>>27990134
So what? That means he can't do anything against us. We don't even wanna fight him in the first place...

hit him with a rock to the face, then put your hand n front of your own face to block any chance of counter attack

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>>27990188
>Rena presses her morpher turning into... Hero Rena!

"I dunno, can you copy an ordinary rock!?"

>Rena throws a rock at the Deviant Artist hitting him square in the face.

DA: "OW! You fool! I WILL NOW END YOU WITH YOUR OWN POWERS!"

>He points his hand at Rena and there is a slight glow. The letter on his face shifts and...
>Becomes a ?

DA: "... What?"

>>27990134
My superpower is dropping bags of money and turning myself in to the police after robbing banks.

(please work)

>>27990134
Throw a rock at him.
"Oh, I'd strongly suggest you not try it. It would end very badly for you."

If he acts like he tried to copy our powers, walk over and say "I'm sorry. Now you have cancer. I'm afraid it's terminal."

>>27990217
Throw another rock

>>27990217
You are now normal. Now go home and be a family man.

>>27990217
Ask him nicely to surrender now, please.
Or the next rock will hit the groin this time.

>>27990217
Yeah, that won't work. Now's your chance, rush him and mace the living shit out of him.

Don't forget to apologize for the rock and the mace.

>>27990134
Throw more rock at him.

Look like you acquired my power, deviant artist.


Without the fortitude I acquired by decades of training, the hellish power of copyright will consume you.

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We should visit Heroes' lab and remake Velociraptor's shoes into bracers for... reasons

>>27990217
Do you want to give up now? Just return the money please. It's not nice to steal.

>>27990217
"Oh, I'm sorry. You shouldn't have done that.
Now you have cancer. I'm afraid it's terminal."

>notbyme 150
Damn right it isn't :V

>>27990217
We rock so hard, he can't copy that

>>27990235
maybe this

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"Sorry, but your powers don't work against me. Now give up and turn the money in before I hit you in the groin!"

DA: "Gah... Accursed Heroes... You all mock me..."

"Come on, just give it up. It ain't nice to steal."

DA: "I WILL NOT-!"

???: "Hey~ Rena~!"

>Anti-Hero enters the scene.

AH: "Heard you were on your first official C-Class mission. How's it going? Need a hand."

"..."

>>27990217
I am amazed that you can still around, deviant man.

The last villain that tried this stunt imploded from copying the hellish chaos of Carnia lurking inside me.

If I were you, I would drop it and run as fast as possible, unless you want to show to the world how pretty you are on the inside.

>>27990338
NO
PLEASE LEAVE

>>27990338
Please don't. I need the practice! Honestly I've been having real trouble finding appropriately powerful villains to fight, I'd really appreciate it if you let me try on my own.

>>27990338
KNOCK HIM OUT NOW!!!

run

>>27990338
GET OUTTA HERE BEFORE HE KICKS MY ASS WITH YOUR POWERS

>>27990338
I got this Anti-Hero.

You can leave, I need some practice fighting solo.

I promise you I will sew his mouth to his ass in a little while.

>>27990338
Nah, please don't. I need some practice. And they'll kick me out if I don't beat him.

Then try to reason with the Deviant Artist.

>>27990338
Care AH, he might steal your powers!

>>27990338
Welp, time to go. Good luck Anti-hero!

>>27990338
Shit. Take down DA now!
Say to Anti-Hero that we got this on hand.
Whisper to DA that it's for his own good, if he wants to live.

>>27990338
Throw another in Deviant Artist's face to distract him, then get in close and knock him out.

>>27990370
Oh shit
We're so fucked

>>27990338
Pray that luck is on our side.

>>27990338
IT'S GOING ALRIGHT
I'M FINE
NO NEED TO PROVIDE ASSISTANCE
PLEASE DON'T LET HIM COPY YOUR POWERS AND SUBSEQUENTLY DESTROY ME.

>>27990338
FIST, MEET NECK

>>27990338
Gaah.
Ask her to leave before he copies that demon that lives in her eye.

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>Rena picks up another rock and throws it at The Deviant Artist

"Anti-Hero, watch out!"

AH: "Huh?"

>The rock strikes the Deviant Artist but appears to have no effect on him. He chuckles as a giant maw appears on his stomach.
>From it a beast emerges and strikes Anti-Hero, knocking her backwards and into a building.

"Anti-Hero!"

DA: "If I can not copy your powers I will simply use that fool's!"

>>27990453
Throw the mace into the maw.

>>27990453

A-Are demons vulnerable to mace?

>Note to self: mix holy water in with mace. Or at least get it anointed by a priest.

run to anti-hero.

>>27990453
Fffffffucking
Alright, time for evasive action. Dodge and throw stone routine!

>>27990453
Time for a tactical withdrawal.

>>27990453
DISTRACTION RENA ACTIVATE

no seriously that thing only has one vector so just tackle him to the ground. Hopefully, AH will wise up and help out.

>>27990453
>DA: "If I can not copy your powers I will simply use that fool's!"
Are you saying that you can't copy my power? Are you so weak and unskilled that you can't even copy my incredible power?

If you can't copy my power, you will never be able to defeat higher ranked hero.

You are just a weak wannabe villain. Go back to deviant art you failed artist.

>>27990453
No DA! She's gonna kill you, you fool!
Let's try to grab the money and say everything is ok now

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>>27990476
>Rena checks on Anti-Hero. She's unconcious but otherwise okay.

DA: "And now, for you..."

"W-why are you gonna use her power on me, huh? Isn't your whole thing copying people's powers? Why can't you copy mine? I'm the lowest of the low in C-Class. If you can't copy me then you'll never have a chance with others. You're just a weak fakey hero. Go back to Deviant Art, you failed artist."

>The Deviant Artist stops in his tracks.

DA: "I... I am not a failed artist... My drawings HAVE OVER 100 FAVS!"

"black and white photos of my CAT get over 1000 favs, EACH."

>>27990535
wow over 100
that's so much
I wish I was you
lol rofl lolcopter roflmao

>>27990535
Pathetic. I bet you make those fake accounts to make yourself feel better.

If you're so great, stop being a pure copycat and make something original.

otherwise, you're not an artist but a copying machine.

>>27990535
>DA: "I... I am not a failed artist... My drawings HAVE OVER 100 FAVS!"
100 favs? The doodle I drew yesterday got 10 000, account name is RenaLuvKitty, look it up.

I should walk away from this, you D class wannabe are not even worth my time.

Come back when you can actually use your power.

>>27990552
And you know why? Because they're original!

Why don't you try being original for once? People will respect you more then.

>>27990535
Oh yeah? Where's your proof, huh? All I see is someone who can't even beat me with neither their own power, nor even borrowing mine!

>>27990535

I'm extremely frustrated that I can't think of a clever response concerning getting rich, famous and popular by copying the same thing (or someone else) over and over.

>>27990535
"I bet they're all TRACED!"

>>27990535
Drawings? You mean tracings?

>>27990614
damnit
beaten to the punch

>>27990614
>nick_simmons_traces_bleach.jpg

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"Black and white photos of my CAT get over 1000 favs, EACH!"

DA: "YOU LIE!"

"Look it up! I'm RenaLuvKitty on DA! And you wanna know WHY I get so many favs!?"

DA: "I'm not listening!"

"Because it's all original! Why don't you try being original for once!?"

DA: "SILENCE!"

"I bet you traced all your stuff!"

DA: "ENOUGH! I WILL DESTROY YOU WITH YOUR OWN POWERS!"

>The Deviant Artist punches Rena in the face.

...

"Hehehehe..."

DA: "W-what are you laughing for!?"

That didn't hurt at all.
This suit is awesome.

>>27990654

Haha time for mace.

>>27990654
NUT KNEE

MACE TO FACE

HEAD STOP

>>27990654
Mace.

With the obligatory "your powers don't work on me because I'm always myself" speech.

>>27990665
I MEAN HEAD STOMP

>>27990654
If it help you, I will open my first Ki gate to get the power flowing.

Now I will unleash upon you the power of the thirtheen celestial fury.

Then mace him and knee him in the groin.

>>27990654
Take his mask off first.
Maybe that's his tool for copying powers?

>>27990654
Alright, that suit might protect against mace. So, foot to the crotch.

>>27990654
Keep on laughing, give him the stare.

>>27990654
ORAORAORAORAORA

>>27990654
Just ask him nicely to return the money and leave, with a cocky grin.

>>27990654
grab his mask
remove quickly
throw mask on ground
stomp with extreme prejudice

>>27990654
Kick him in the balls. Then kick him in the balls again for good measure.

Then remove his mask and mace him in the eyes.

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Yeah, I don't think mace will work on him.

>>27990731
>>27990688
>>27990665
Really? That seems kinda messed up. I heard that hurt a lot.
Well, he is being mean.

>Rena kicks the Deviant Artist in the nuts.

"ORA!"

>He immediately crumples over.

"Sorry about that..."

DA: "I... I surrender..."

"Cool. Now wait here, someone will be by to arrest you."

AH: "Rena!"

>Anti-Hero rises fro the rubble.

AH: "Ow... You did good... Now finish him off..."

>>27990794
Um... no?

>>27990794
First, are you okay?
Second, no, I'm not doing that, and if you try something, you'll have to go through me.

>>27990794
>Now finish him off
No need for that, just take his mask as a trophy instead.

>>27990794
>AH: "Ow... You did good... Now finish him off..."

No, this is not your job. I decide what happens to him, and I decided he should live.

>>27990794
WHY DON'T YOU COME OVER HERE AND MAKE ME BITCH.

just kidding plz don't hurt me i'll leave now

>>27990794
Sorry, I'm not going to do that, it's just not my style.

>>27990794
But if we finish him off he will never learn his lesson

>>27990794

No!

We have to show him that our way works!


(I have no idea if this will work, but it's worth a shot)

>>27990794
Nope, heroes don't kill. Sanctity of life and all that

>>27990794
What? No! I want to keep the people I can beat easily alive so I can beat them up for money later!

>>27990866
Explain diminishing returns to AH.

>>27990794
He lives. Every day. Every day he wakes up, looks in the mirror, and cries because he can't do anything else but copy others. He cries because he's only smalltime. He cries because he has to live in fear of me.

Bang.

He's going to carry that weight.

>>27990794

Some villains have stronger villain frieds that will hunt me down if I do that. Not a chance I feel comfortable taking, thanks.

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>>27990880
>>27990866
"I can't do that."

AH: "Why not..?"

"If I just kill him I won't be able to beat him up again later and make lots of money. Also, maybe... Maybe he'll learn his lesson and stop this."

AH: "They never learn, Rena. They just keep doing the same thing again and again and again. They're crazy, Rena. That is the literal definition of insanity. So we need to kill them all before they have a chance to kill us! Now finish him!"

"No. This is like... My mission. I'm deciding how it ends."

AH: "I am a higher Rank than you Rena. Do it or I'll do it for you!"

>>27990794
"Anti-Hero, I already broke him as a man and as a person.

I'm not going to kill him. This was my job, this is my call.

Besides, if he causes trouble again I'll beat him up again so I can pay my rent, maybe get a nicer camera to take pictures of my cat and post them online."

>>27990937
Punch her in the boob.

>>27990937
This playa best be steppin off yo

>>27990937
But AH, we get money every time we beat them up. I prefer to have weaklings like him as my returning customers than stronger villains.

Besides, he's already pretty broken right now.

>>27990937
As if you could. This wannabe will just copy your powers and leave you in the dust.

>>27990953

Seconded.

Boob punch.

Those are usually the right combination of painful and obnoxious to get the point across.

>>27990937
No way.

What you're doing is also crazy. You're becoming just like them - a villain. Do you want to be a villain?

>>27990937
"You're not my mother! I don't have to listen to this!"
Wait, she isn't Rena's mother by any chance, is she?

>>27990937
God damn AH you're worse than some villains.
At least they don't kill.

>>27990937
You won't do that. Because you're a Hero!

>>27990937
Then if you'll do it for me, then I'll do you!

>>27990937
He doesn't kill people. Why should I killed him?

If it was Death, sure but him? We can just put him in jail. Unless he become a mass murderer or something that can endanger many lives, there no reason to kill him.

>>27990937
Are you alright AH? Why don't we go for a drink instead of finishing that poor broken sod?

First round is on me if we leave him alive.

>>27990937
"I just saved your stupid butt from getting beat up by this sad sack of humanity. He could've killed you if he wanted. So no, I'm not going to. You don't get to tell me what to do.

So are you going to throw down with me, I bet that'll go over really well with Magical Girl Sparkle, or are you going to go out to that nice Thai place that just opened and get some curry with me?"

>>27990937
"If you want validation for your way of dealing with villains, you'll have to look elsewhere. I'm going to do this my way, and if you don't like it, you'll have to deal with me!"

>>27990992
Think that came out wrong, anon.

>>27990937
We shall pretend we will kill him. Let's just ask DA to play dead

>>27990953
>>27990962
this is just rude and hurts

>>27991019
I think that came out exactly how it meant to.

>>27991019
Or extremely right. If only the Yurimancer was here.

>>27990937
You're still C-class. I took DA down after he kicked your ass, I decide how this happens.

>>27991019
Did it now?

>>27990953
>>27990962
No punching our alternate self.

>>27991055

What, are you worried that touching her will cause some sort of paradox?

>>27991055
Rena has no powers, this is true across all alternate universes.

>>27991055
Long lost and forgotten sister trapped in a hell dimension.
Calling it.

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"He's already like dead inside and all that. The dude can only copy people so he doesn't really have much of a life. So, we're done here. He'll be arrested and if he breaks out again I'll just beat him up again."

AH: "Rena. This is your last chance. Kill him or else."

"I just saved your stupid butt from getting beat up by this sad sack of humanity. He could've killed you if he wanted. So no, I'm not going to. You don't get to tell me what to do. So are you going to throw down with me, I bet that'll go over really well with Magical Girl Sparkle, or are you going to go out to that nice Thai place that just opened and get some curry with me?"

AH: "Alright, Rena... I tried to warn you."

>Anti-Hero reaches for her eyepatch.
>Rena punches her in the boob.

"Stop that. You're being silly. That's not like you."

AH: "Ow..." She shakes her head. "Oh... Oh damn. I'm sorry Rena. I went a little crazy there. Yeah, no. This is totally your mission. My bad."

>She appears to have calmed down a bit.
>A balloon appears with a check for Rena.

That was a close one...

>>27991067
No paradox, just debilitating arousal.

>>27990937
Tell him murder is for villains.

>>27991100
We should get our own balloons.

>>27991100
WTF, were you about to unleash some monster demon in the middle of town just because I wouldn't kill one lame villain?

You're messed up, get therapy.

>>27991100
Come on, Thai food. We're buying.
And then we have a heart-to-heart talk with AH.

Thai time!

Or should I say

Thaime~

>>27991100
Now ask her if she's up for some delicious curry.

>>27991100
"are you sure you're alright?"

>>27991100
Good to see boobpunch works against Heroes too.

Let's check up on one of the other missions!

>>27991100
Go eat some curry with her.

We are hungry and just got a fat paycheck.

>>27991100
Take the check and pocket it.

Give AH a hug and tell her we're happy that she didn't kill him.

Then invite Anti-Hero out for some Thai food, we'll buy since we just got paid.

>>27991100
Well, Rena missed the equipping montage, so I guess a stern, post-battle, one-sided talk to Deviant Artist is the least she can do.
Along with lame one-liners upon arresting him.

>>27991100
Hmm, the association might want to review their payment policy. What was Rena to do if the wind carried that balloon off?

>>27991100
time to get curry then

>>27991183
Balloon Postman wouldn't let that happen.

>>27991155
That tilde made me read that as "Thai me~" and that sounds lewd

>>27991194
The sorcerous secretary could always make a new check appear if it happened.

>>27991100
"Wow, they really do come up with all sorts of ways to deliver these, huh?"

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>>27991172
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"Looks like the Deviant Artist is gonna get arted into jail."

DA: "..."

AH: "... Rena, that was terrible."

"I'm trying. So, Anti-Hero. Wanna get some Thai? I'm buying."

AH: "Sure."
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>The two of them head to Rena's favorite Thai Restaurant.
>The two of them are seated and given menus. As Rena goes over hers Anti-Hero speaks up.

AH: "Hey, Rena. I'm really sorry for being all up in your mission. That wasn't nice of me. We cool?"

It would have been funny if copying Rena's power gave us control over DA.

Meaning we are Rena's power.

>>27991282
Of course we are. You did the right thing in the end.

So...how dangerous is that demon?

>>27991282
Yeah. So, what do you want? I pay it for you.

>>27991282
Sure, as long as you don't try that again. And I still think you shouldn't kill villains unless it's kill or be killed - after all, if you can win without things getting to that point, they're just easy money for the future!

>>27991282
We cool. I'm sorry I punched you.

>>27991282
Yeah, we cool. Sorry for punching you. Are you sure you're okay?

What's up with you and killing villains anyway?

>>27991282
Yeah, we cool, I'll confront your sick ideals later

>>27991282
"as long as you don't try killing off another of my villains again, yeah."

>>27991282
Are you me from the future?

>>27991282
We should check the restaurant to see if there is anyone we know around. I hope MM is here!

>>27991282
No, you're my nemesis forever.

>>27991350
NOPE

>>27991371
Well better MM than Chet Manlystache.

>>27991282
"We cool."

Give her a fist bump.

"Just don't try to kill my villains. I know that sometimes killing is the only option, or even the right option. But for someone like that, it's not the right thing."

>>27991393
AH might not kill Chet on sight though.
I mean, if she could.

>>27991393
NO I MEAN AH WILL KILL HER

>>27991412
But.. But why would you kill her? She's nice! And makes lasagna!


... Oh wait, you mean anti hero. Not the word I with a southern accent.

>>27991409
AH can't attack villain that aren't on duty by superhero rules.

>>27991412
Nonsense. MM is such a nice person! Nobody will notice that she's a villain.

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"As long as you don't try killing off another of my villains again, yeah. Also, sorry about the boob punch."

AH: "It's cool. So, I want one of these, and one of this, and one of this."

>She points out different items in the menu. If Rena weren't so filthy rich this might concern her. Still, a part of her cringes at the idea of spending so much money.

>>27991350
Hmm... No sign of MM.
Or her sister.

>>27991306
"So... Don't you think it's better to beat the villains without killing them? That seems tougher to me."

AH: "Huh? Oh. I did that at first. My Hero name used to be The Hooded Fighter. But I learned that even if you do that kinda stuff Villains just don't share the same feelings as ya. So I started killin em. And yeah. Ah, I should've got a soda."

"I don't know... Unless they want to fight you to the death why kill em?"

AH: "Meh... Shouldn't drink too much soda anyway. Don't wanna get fat. Kills more Heroes than anything else..."

>>27991332
"Are you me from the future?"

>Anti-Hero stops browsing the menu and stares at Rena.

AH: "Anti-Paradox laws prevent me from revealing that."

>>27991429
"Alternate timeline thing? Got it.

Also, we're at a Thai place, get Thai iced tea or coffee, not soda."

>>27991429
oh you nutty future person

>>27991429
Thats totally a yes you know.

>>27991429
Some villains don't share your feelings. That doesn't mean you should kill them all!

>>27991429
>AH: "Anti-Paradox laws prevent me from revealing that."
Oh I see then.

Daughter from the future then? What can you reveal according to those pesky laws?

By the way, any idea what i picked on that menu?

>>27991429
Are you a Counter Guardian RENA?

Now for actual line, tell her why she's so hellbent on eliminating criminals? It looks like she's in hero business for personal reasons

>>27991429
So that's a yes.

Anyway, what happened that got you so jaded? Is there anything we can do to help?

>>27991429
If yes, blink three times.

>>27991429
"Haha you're from the fuuuture"

>>27991429
Do we get hovercars in the future?

>>27991518
Fighting crime
In future time

>>27991500
I now feel bad about not mentioning pocket swords in the first thread when I wanted too.

>>27991554
Oh god, I haven't thought about that show in years.

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"Wait, seriously?"

AH: "Pfthaha! No! Silly girl. I don't know how to time travel. If I did I wouldn't even be in this business."

>Their food arrives and the two begin eating.

"So... Why did you become a Hero?"

AH: "Why? Okay, I'll tell you my story... One day I woke up and realized I had like no money and I was about to get evicted. I joined up with the Hero Association like a buncha desperate people and went against my first D-Class Villain. What was his name... Ah, The Colorful Burglar. I won, got some cash, and kept doing it. That's it really."

"Ah. So, why are you so keen on killing villains then?"

>She shrugs.

AH: "It's not like they killed my parents or anything. I've just seen so many people hurt by em, you know? Also the fact that I have a bloodthirsty demon living in my brain really ain't helping my sanity."

>>27991564
Relax
We have inner universe filled with infinite amount of rocks

>>27991592
Have you considered trying to get rid of said demon?

>>27991592
"You ever tried to get rid of that thing? It sounds kind of dangerous."

>>27991592
>Also the fact that I have a bloodthirsty demon living in my brain really ain't helping my sanity.
"And how did you get a bloodthirsty demon living in your brain? And how do I avoid that?"

>>27991592
Well yeah.

So...who is the person who S-Rank is named after and why is he so...important? If someone so powerful exist, then why isn't he more well known?

>>27991592
...
Neat

>>27991592
Well, yeah, but you really shouldn't stoop to their level or kill them when they're beat.
Hell, maybe some of the guys you killed were nice or had families like us.

>>27991592
"Have you considered keeping the demon in a jar, or lamp?"

>>27991617
It's Saitama. He isn't well known because he waited too long to register with the heroes association, and a bunch of the credit for his deeds went to some guy called King.

>>27991592
Neat.

I wonder if I could get a demon too.

>>27991592
So, Shiki, have you thought about carrying around a bag of rats to kill when you feel like killing?

>>27991592
Have you ever felt as if the demon was like, influencing your toughts or something? Like, just a tiny bit?

>>27991592
I am becoming increasingly distressed by the thought of this demon while waiting for the next update.

>>27991653
But We don't know that IC wise.

Also, King is not named S. Heck, they refencened his training and why S Rank is named after him.

S(aitama) Rank

I just want to know what happened to him.

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"Well, yeah, but you really shouldn't stoop to their level or kill them when they're beat. Hell, maybe some of the guys you killed were nice or had families like us."

AH: "I know. It's just so hard to not kill them. It's... Hard to explain. Like, I already wanted some of them dead but now I NEED them dead. It's... Man, this food is good!"

>She keeps eating.

"You ever tried to get rid of that thing? It sounds kind of dangerous."

AH: "Thing?"

"The demon."

AH: "Oh. Yeah, I could. But it's wedged in there pretty deep. If I tried I might come out all messed up. Like, lobotomized or whatever."

"Ah..."

This is not good conversation to eat with...
"Have you ever felt as if the demon was like, influencing your toughts or something? Like, just a tiny bit?"

AH: "Naaah. I can keep my own thoughts under control."

"... " Changing the subject... "So...who is the person who S-Rank is named after and why is he so...important? If someone so powerful exist, then why isn't he more well known?"

AH: "Hmm? Oh. That's Saitama. Dude was a freaking legend. I'm surprised you don't know much about him."

"I... Keep to myself."

AH: "Well the guy was like a god. Nothing could beat him! He'd kill everything he fought with just one punch. Now this was before the Villain Association was around so most of what he killed were monsters. Then one day the dude just vanished. This was like... 60 years ago."

>>27991737
Hmm

>>27991737
>saitama vanished
Fucker had a heart attack.
Did you see how he went bald at like, 20?
Unhealthy levels of stress is what he put his body through.

100 pushups, situps, and KMs a day is too much for any mortal.

>>27991737
Interesting...
Also, important question.

What is you opinion regarding lasagna?

>>27991737
Ugh do we really need to talk about Saitama.

Recommend she has Sparkle or someone magical~~~ take a looksie inside her head at that demon. It may cause problems for us later.

>>27991592
Ask how she got the demon. Also, has she ever thought about maybe trying to get rid of it?

>>27991759
He died trying to give himself CPR

>>27991759
It was 10 KM a day, wasn't it? Much more reasonable than 100.

>>27991737
"Oh! You mean Caped Baldy."

>inb4 we're Saitama's reincarnation

Have I missed something or something? How do you guys know meta about this quest?

>>27991737
Ask how he got so strong and if he passed on that knowledge to anyone.

>>27991737
If you want, we could ask Sparkle to get rid of that thing for you? She could probably handle it.

>>27991789
>inb4 this turns into OPM2

cmon guys

>>27991779
this.
thisthisthis

>>27991765
>>27991766
Yeah, just get Sparkle to look at it and then fuck off with the subject entirely, we don't need to set up a situation where the demon pops up in this restaurant.
>>27991779
Seconding.

>>27991791
it's heavily referencing a comedy parody by the name of one punch man.

>>27991779
Perfect.

>>27991737
Oh, thats weird.

Hmm, I wonder if I could be like him one day.

>>27991779
this

>>27991779
I don't get it

>>27991779
Can we not deal with Saitama? At least until we have throughly established ourselves as the main character, and not a decoy for the returning Saitama?

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>>27991791
It's called One Punch Man. Read it.

>>27991873
>decoy protag
No... not again

>>27991873
Or maybe we are secretly his daughter.

>>27991873

Watch as Rena's grandfather was Saitama.

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>>27991794
I already know how he got so strong. Chet told me.
I'm doing the same training he did.

"Wait, the Caped Baldy?"

AH: "Yeaaaah! That was his Hero Name... Almost forgot that. He was my idol back in the day. I think he was everyone's."

"I really want to be as strong as him someday."

AH: "Who doesn't? It's not easy though. We've all done different things to try and get that strong."

"Have you ever considered getting someone magical to help you remove that thing?"

AH: "Oh yeah. I asked Sparkle-butt if she could do anything but she muttered something something fhtagn and walked off. No one else knows anything about it."

>They finish their meal.

AH: "That was pretty damn good Rena, thanks."

"No problem, Anti-Hero."

AH: "Man, I'm off duty. Just call me Sarah."

"Alright, Sarah. It was nice talking to you. Sorry about the boob punch."

AH: "Sorry about almost fighting you. Seeya."

>Anti-Hero leaves. Rena pays off the rather large bill, which doesn't even dent her current funds, and leaves the restaurant.

Hmm... Now what? I could go on another mission or see what others are up to.

>>27991779
Yes.

>>27991873
Stop being paranoid anon, Saitama and OPM is the exact kind of situation where sticking with OC protagonists can only help (and the quest certainly doesn't need him) as /tg/ would only bitch about how he's being turned into a faggot by themselves through our inane voting.

>>27991896
It's easy to avoid, just stop pushing the damn OPM references.

>>27991908
Take another mission first!

>>27991908
Let's try another one. Let's practice our negoiation skills

>>27991873
<Don't worry. None of the characters from OPM will appear in this quest. They'll be mentioned, at best.>

>>27991908
Let's get shit done today! Rogue Wizard up next.

>>27991908
Well, we haven't met Shadow Man yet. Or the other heroes.
But before that, is there something going on nearby?

>>27991913
This. We're doing Hero Quest, not OPM Quest.

>>27991908
I sort of want to visit the monster family, but that's just because they're our only friends at this point. We're new at making friends. Antihero's a friend now too, but we JUST visited her.

>>27991908
Lets go hunt another villain or start training.

>>27991908
Did she just imply that she's more than sixty years old?

>>27991908
I'm still rooting for this >>27990251

>>27991908
I almost miss the Rainbow Rangers. Almost.

>Rogue Wizard
>Rank: C-Class 40
>Powers: Elemental Magic.

>Cliche Mobster
>Rank: C-Class 12
>Powers: Minor Summoning, Durability.

I wonder why the mobster has the higher villain ranking than the magic wielding wizard.

Go for the wizard next.

>>27991908
Let's check if Cliche Mobster is still around. I bet we can victoriously out-cliche him.

>>27991908
Agreeing with >>27991942

Let's MAKE SOME FREINDS!

>>27991961
Or we could go for the lower rated wizard.

>>27991908
We have new shoes that make us faster. Lets go for a run! Maybe start learning parkour.

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Alright, let's check the missions. Looks like they're all the same.
Deviant Artist is listed as Defeated.
There's a new one though.

>Jiang Shi
>Rank C-Class 33
>Powers: Durability, Super Strength, 'Ki' Drain.

>>27991960
Well, he's a Cliche Mobster. He's probably got a Tommy Gun.

>>27991986
Challenge them all to a battle royale.

>>27991908
WIZARD has no sense of right or wrong and therefore has to be stopped.
Presumably it would be good idea to take can of water (can of fizzy drink would do), lighter, bag of dirt and baloon for a fight. Elements counter elements.

>>27991986
I dunno if we can take on that chingchong, so it's either guns, which is bad, or magic, which is very bad

>>27991986
Let's fight us a zombie. And possibly befriend us a zombie.

>>27991986
Who's the closest to us, and who's causing the most havoc?

>>27991992
And he can cast Summon: Gangster at will, apparently.

>>27991913
>Rank for Heroes and Villans
>Association for Heroes and Villans
>Doing Saitama Training
>Hero Quest

It like hating bleach quest for having a bleach setting and characters.

>>27991986
Try the gangster!

>>27991986
Ask who's the closest villain?

>>27992019
>bag of dirt
>not rock

>>27991992
Yeah, I don't think we're bulletproof yet.
And Minor Summoning probably involves a lot of goons that'll dog-pile Rena.

>>27991986
Jiang Shi is a Quintessence elemental.

Also I didn't know we were in port Jupiter.

Are we gonna run into Angel and the gang?

>>27992025
Right, because OPM invented all those things.

>>27992038
>implying rock is not our secret 5th element

>>27991986
Lets go defeat the wizard before he goes all "welcome to my magical realm" on the world.

>>27991986
>>27992050
Forgot she's also a shadow elemental.nop

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Let's see... The closest one is Rogue Wizard but the one causing the most damage is Cliche Mobster. He appears to have an entire museum hostage.
Jiang Shi appears to just be terrorizing a few kids.

>>27992106
Mob that mobster!

>>27992106
Well, let's go with Wizard since he's the closest. Let's leave a hostage situation to the more experienced.

>>27992106
Proximity first. We can just have a look and judge if the wizard is beyond our capability.
The fact that there's still no profile image for him worries me a little...

>>27992106
>terrorizing kids
That really seems more our speed

>>27992106
Whoah, hold your horses. Lets leave the dangerous monster for the actually competent heros.

We are lazy anyway, lets go defeat the wizard.

>>27992106
Fight that zombie chinaman.

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>>27992106
>them facial scars
They remind me of certain someone.

>>27992106
Jiang Shi

We gotta save Izzy and Dwayne

>>27992106
How dares he terrorize kids! Get him!

Is he a hopping vampire?

I'm pretty sure Rena's not up to handling a hostage situation. Let's go after Jiang Shi.

>>27992106
Maybe we could give call to someone that we're passing on the Mobster since we really really have to save the kids.

>>27992106
I bet he's trying to steal candy from those kids... and failing.

>>27992166
>Is he a hopping vampire?
Get a bag of rice!

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>>27992166
>>27992160
>>27992191
>Jiang Shi being an old man

This is Jiang Shi.

>>27992208
We just came from a Thai restaurant. Perfect!

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Let's see the wizard first. He's only like a block away.

>As Rena walks towards the Rogue Wizard the area around her becomes more and more chaotic. People are running screaming and the wind picks up.
>Soon rain and hail strike her. In the center of this chaos is a man in a cloak. He is floating in the air as lighting and fire forms around him.

RW: "Ladies! Don't be afraid! If you simply agree to become my new magical assistant I won't have to destroy everything!"

...
Hmm....
Not sure if I can fight him.

>>27992248
Throw a rock

>>27992248
Volunteer and then shank him when he gets close. It's our only chance.

>>27992248
Ask what does being his assistant entail.

go at this diplomatically

>>27992248
Well, we could bluff him into joining with him, then groin kick once he's close...

>>27992248
And that's a C-class? This might be out of our league...

>>27992248
If HE agrees to be OUR assistant we wont have to kick his ass

>>27992248
>Rena used Rock Throw!

>>27992248
Shut up you pathetic little apprentice! I will unleash upon you my limitless eldritch might if you don't stop playing with the element this instant.

>>27992248
"Well, perhaps if you'd have given more details on this assistant deal, someone would come to accept it. Right now there is no guarantee you won't just use it as an opportunity for something... improper."

>>27992248
Hi there, mind stopping blasting shit up and explain what's going on?
You could write an ad for this, you know, instead of blasting everything. You'll never find an apprentice that way.

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"I will be your assistant!"

>The Rogue Wizard smiles and for a moment the storm ceases. Then he sees Rena and frowns.

RW: "... Sorry, lady. You're uh... Not exactly what I'm looking for."

>>27992248
Ask him how well he pays.
Also whether he's ever done the saw-person-in-half trick and had them live after

>>27992332
OH this fucker.

>>27992332
What the heck, man.

>>27992332
AM I NOT PRETTY ENOUGH FOR YOU

throw all the rocks

>>27992332
And why exactly am I not what you are looking for?

Chuck a rock at him.

>>27992332
What? How rude! Where are your manners? Is this how you treat all the women you meet? No wonder you're a wizard!

>>27992332
Get Jiang Shi to suck all his essence out.

>>27992332
"...Explain. Now."

>>27992332
"What!? I could totally learn magic. I'm awesome.

Unless you're planning on doing something perverted with your assistant. I'm pretty sure even the Villains have rules against sexual harassment."

>>27992332
Can he at least stop with the destruction

>>27992332
HEY WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?

>>27992332
See, this is why you can't find an assistant.
This, and using elemental powers to frighten people.

>>27992332
What? I'll have you know I graduated top...

Anyway:
"Well, how was I supposed to know? You aren't exactly being professional about this, are you? If you simply published a proper 'apprentice wanted' ad, you could easily specify the criteria they'll need to meet, and filter out people like me who are entirely unsuited for the job. Plus, going about shouting non-specific stuff like this is just gonna make the ACTUAL apprentices find you unprofessional. They'll all try their luck with those snooty B and A-Class Wizards, Sorcerers, Magicians, Witches and what have you instead!"

>>27992332
"But muh dream! How could you destroy my dream of being an assistant to real magicians!?" *Initiate Rock Falls*