So far, nobody seems to suspect anything. You go about the process of adjusting Black Jack's track tension with Patrick and Richard. You spare a look at them as you grunt while pulling on the massive wrench- the nut that loosens the idler wheel is being difficult today- no suspicious glances at each other. "Patrick, you greased this thing last time, right?" You ask your radioman. You are Commander Russells of the M26E1 Pershing heavy tank "Black Jack" and you have a few things on your mind at the moment. First is the fact that your grandfather fed you some hyper-chili last night, causing you to pass out and wake up with a Japanese tank commander asleep next to you on the couch. All future plans of vengence aside, the fact that she worried about you and volunteered to watch over you is touching, even though she still hasn't gotten around to telling the rest of the team that you're dating. Also, you're pretty sure you still can't taste anything. Second is the fact that you still don't know where Yukari is- she hasn't shown up for practice this morning and you haven't heard anything from here since yesterday afternoon. Considering just how much she loves senshado, this is an unusual development that has you worried for the fluffy haired tank nerd. Third is the fact that, although Miho seems to have a good idea of what Kay and her tank team will do to defeat you, you still haven't figured out a good way to counter it. Actually you aren't even sure what tanks she's going to use, besides Shermans and a Sherman Firefly. Patrick shrugs. "Last time we adjusted everything. Used a ton of it, too!" With a final grunt the bolt loses its grip and the three of you are able to adjust tracks with little difficulty. You wipe some sweat off your brow. >Find Rose. She knows things about women. And strategy.>Find Saori. She knows things about women. And Miho.>Ask around about Yukari- it's worrying that she's been gone this long.>Other.
>>27977013>>Find Saori. She knows things about women. And Miho.
>>27977013> We're not just going to shoot the bastards, we're going to rip out their living goddamned guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks. We're going to murder those lousy Hun cocksuckers by the bushel-fucking-basket.Find guts for grease.
>>27977013Oh boy, time for more tanks!>>Find Rose. She knows things about women. And strategy.I'm sure Yukari's fine.
>>27977013>Find Saori. She knows things about women. And Miho.>>27977110You're in the other quest aren't you?
>>27977172Well you definitely are.
>>27977013>Find Saori. She knows things about women. And Miho.
>>27977226Eh, I name-fag on all quests I'm in, and in general really because I'm a lazy bastard.
>>27977172Indeed for I am doing the intelligent thing and participating in Quest threads instead of doing my essay that is due on the 'morrow! What fuckin composition professor gives the prompt "Who is it better to be, male or female?", it's not fuckin debate team.
>>27977172>>27977226I recently found out /tg/ had another GuP quest. how is it compared to this one?
>>27977258Much faster paced. Still new.Personally think OP is putting in to much of the other people fucking with us, but that's just me.
>>27977250if history has anything to say, it is much better to be a man.
>>27977250Hell, one could argue that is kind of a sexist-type of question. Yeah, college can really suck.>>27977258It's on a different school ship, a US one, with different kinds of people and tanks. It's a different flavor but still fun.
>>27977258It involves maybe-lesbians, pop culture references, and one megabitch of a senior class president. Also, tanks.
>>27977279Oh I know how I answering it but I know the grade I'm getting, a C+ because the professors is a cunt, using that term as a curse not a reference to her gender. >>27977287Indeed, honestly love the rest of my classes but that'll change likely.
>>27977250Screw answering the question, instead analyze the question and how it is deliberately vague and misleading in terms as it makes no references to how to answer the question whether within a historical context, economic, familial, societal or what the fuck ever. Alternatively answer yes.
>>27977013>>Ask around about Yukari- it's worrying that she's been gone this long.
>>27977366That's how I answered the last essay because so far they have been very vague and/or misleading prompts. I think I'll get a B on it, too bad she doesn't give grades to till the end of the semester.Anyone's Captcha deleting itself and staying the same?
>>27977484>doesn't give grades until the end of the semester.Jesus fuck, I've had a teacher like that. She didn't grade ANYTHING until like three quarters of the way through the semester.I failed the class with a 9 because I did everything wrong and she never said anything.Fuck that bitch.
>>27977543Did she have tenure? If not I'm sure your college had evaluations 2-3 weeks before the end of the semester that you could fill out. Schools actually do pay attention to those things when the prof in question isn't tenured.
>>27977543Shit Nigga that blows horse cock.>>27977576With all the luck in the world she probably had tenure.
>>27977576Maybe? I dunno really.And yeah, we had evaluations. I certainly said something about it, but she's still teaching.Just as badly or so I've heard.
>>27977610>>27977612Yeah, once you have tenure you could do whatever short of illegal stuff and the college really can't get rid of you. Job for as long as you want it.
>>27977258GermanSchteel writes at friggin lightspeed.Also, it's somewhat funny how their lineup is miles better than ours despite their shitty state.
So...I wrote a thing. I don't think it's that great of a thing, but it finishes that other thing I wrote for you guys.It goes into lewd territory, but honestly that part probably sucks. Anyway here's the thing, let me know how I did. http://pastebin.com/ihdYtAyx
>>27977635Isn't that true of any educational system, college professors or otherwise?
>>27977013TIME FOR TONKS!>Find Saori. She knows things about women. And Miho.ask her if she's contacted Yukari as well.
>>27977013>Find Rose. She knows things about women. And strategy.
>>27977013>Find Saori. She knows things about women. And Miho. >also ask her if she she has heard anything about Yukari. She hears everything. >>27977685I love airborn tanks.
>>27977657>“So many pizza’s and so much pasta”I always crack up at this line
>>27977657post it in-thread when BJ's done for the night so I can screencap it :>
>>27977744It's lewd...I don't think I'm allowed to.
>>27977862>>27977831Or not. Whatever. I'm not your boss :P
>>27977657> “We don’t have protection,” you whisper.> “It’s fine,” she says back, trust in her eyes. remember boys, if a girl says you don't need to wear a condom, you should DEFINITELY wear a condom.
>>27977831yes.. yes that IS lewd... so lewd.
>>27977831ANNNNNND i think you just ground this thread to a halt over your lewd story. Good job.
>>27977831think I found a bit that was messed up>As you kiss her, your hands move, one to her chest and the other to her sex as you begin fondling, trying your best to do what makes her feel good.
>>27977889>>27977902>>27977953>>27977999>>27978000Well, besides lewd, how was it?And >>27978000That's not messed up. I just write weirdly sometimes.
You find Saori down in the radioman’s seat of the Panzer IV. Which suits you since the rest of the crew, sans the still-missing Yukari are working on the engine and suspension leaving Saori to work on the radio herself. “Mind if I step into your office?” You say, smiling.“Have a seat!” She says, idling dialing through radio frequencies, her headphones over a single ear. “I’ve been trying to dial in on the bridge frequency for Oorai.” She admits. “It’s not exactly secret, but it’s not easy to find… So, how are things with Miho?” She asks.You laugh nervously. “Well, aha, I might’ve passed out from over-spiced chili last night and she, uh, fell asleep on me…” You say, rubbing the back of your neck nervously.Saori quietly makes the same sound one might make watching a baby kitten pounce on its mother’s tail. “Miporin’s so caring!” She says, “You better not have taken advantage of her!” She says, with a sudden warning.You wave your arms out in front of you. “No! Nonono! No-oh-hohoho…” You say. “Never! I didn’t even realize it until I woke up this morning.” You say. “It’s just…”“Oh-ho! Now we find out what you came to see me for…” Saori says proudly. >”Is Miho embarrassed about me?”>”Miho still hasn’t told anyone!”>Other.
>>27978033>”Is Miho embarrassed about me?”Also: have you seen Yukari around? Not like her to miss playing with the tanks.
>>27978033>”Miho still hasn’t told anyone!”
>>27978033>>”Is Miho embarrassed about me?”>>”Miho still hasn’t told anyone!”Really, both of these go hand-in-hand with each other.
>>27978033>Miho hasn't told anyone about me? is she embarrassed about me or something?also >>27978070
>>27978033>”Is Miho embarrassed about me?”We are asking Saori for advice.This is mildly disturbing.
>>27978023most of the writing was good, but the lewd stuff was meh. just the mechanics are kind of wrong.
>>27978121Thanks. Don't have a lot of experience on either front.
>>27978033>"Is Miho embarrassed about me?">>27978023I liked it, glad somebody gave that story anending. I hope to see you write some morearound here sometime.
>>27978162Thanks. If somebody has something, I can give it a try. But I'll mostly just be here as an anon. Sorry for mucking up your thread BJ.
>>27978033>>”Miho still hasn’t told anyone!”andask her if she's been able to contact the fluffy one.
>>27978221I have this image of it going down like that scene where Archer outs the ISIS agents by drunk dialing them at parties while they conduct arms deals.don't do it.
>>27978383>Yukari standing in the middle of a roomfull of Saunders tankers.>"YO! Yukari! Where'd you go! The rest of us at Oorai are worried about you! How are we going to defeat Saunders without a loader in our Panzer IV?"I'm giggling a bit at this.
>>27978383more like, we call her while she's running from Saunders with Tanks cresting the hill behind her.
>>27978383oh yes, give him ideas......too late. >>27978431
>>27978431She really should have put together a rudimentary facial disguise by tying her hair back and lining 4 cotton balls between her upper jaw and lips to alter her face's basic shape.Were I playing that night, I would have suggested that.
>>27978431>Yukari's face when.
>>27978383>>27978431Good thing we (the players) know she's past the "outed as a spy" point without getting that.
>>27978663We don't know how the times line up
>>27978431>Kay comes up behind Yukari>"So, 'Oddball'...>DANGER ZONE
>>27978708Even if this is earlier, we know it didn't happen to Yukari.
>>27978033>”Is Miho embarrassed about me?”>”Miho still hasn’t told anyone!”>>27978852Or she had her phone on silent so it doesn't effect things either way.
You sigh. “I don’t know… Miho hasn’t told anyone- I mean I haven’t told anyone either- On purpose anyways.” Aside from Rose, but that’s beside the point. “I just… I don’t know, is Miho embarrassed by me?” You say quietly- “I mean…”Saori looks at you. “Why would she embarrassed about you?” She says, obviously not believing your train of thought. “Do you think you’re embarrassing?” She says simply.“I don’t know!” You say. “I mean, I’m pretty much here because of my tank. I’m an okay commander, but I’m not exactly… well… I’m not Richard.” You admit. “I’m not good with women. I don’t know what I’m doing!” You sigh. “I mean, she’s from a really prestigious family, maybe they wouldn’t approve of me?”As you’re looking down at the floor in your little pity fit, you don’t see Saori grab a rather thick glossy magazine from her station, roll it up and swing it upside your head. You yelp, more in surprise than shock. “You’re right about one thing- you don’t know a thing about women!” Saori chides. “If Miho really cared about her family’s approval she wouldn’t be at Oorai to begin with!” Saori says, angry now.>”Maybe you’re right…”>”Then why hasn’t she told anyone?”>Ask about Yukari.>Other.
>>27979143>”Then why hasn’t she told anyone?”
>>27979143>”Then why hasn’t she told anyone?”Keep it coming.
>>27979143>>”Then why hasn’t she told anyone?”I'm dumb, I get it. Can I get a hint?
>>27979143>”Maybe you’re right…”She already told us why she didn't want to tell anybody
>>27979143>”Maybe you’re right…"i guess this isn't the right time to announce it."then>Ask about Yukari.
>>27979143Why hasn't she told anyone...didn't we suggest we keep things quiet? Are we dense? Did the chili fry our brain? WTF guys.This glossy magazine Bright Slap has girded us to what we must do. We talk to Miho and tell her that we're ready and confident on going public. Staying with us when we burnt out on Grandpa's chili meant a lot to us.thank Saori for her wisdom, for she is wise. WISE AND WIZENED! ...but not wizened in the old and life experience way...wizened in the super natural women's intuition way. Did we say woman, oh god we didn't mean to imply you were old or anything please don't hurt me.
>>27979143>”Maybe you’re right…”
>>27979143>>27979143>>”Maybe you’re right…”>>Ask about Yukari.we need to make a trip to see if the Fluffy one is alright
>>27979143>>”Maybe you’re right…”>>27979220Yeah, I can agree with this anon here.
>>27978197Finally finished reading it (was playing WoT0, 7.5/10. Pretty good job, bit purple prose-y, though; but I suspect that's par for the course. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PurpleProse
>>27978197I still enjoyed it, though :)
>>27979326>>27979362Thanks. I know my writing needs work and well, don't have much experience with the other. Just glad you enjoyed it.
>>27979381Do one for Hana and 'Jacks gun next, or maybe Rose and 'Jack's gun :P
>>27979466...You know there are better sources for lewd right?
>>27979591It was a joke ;)
>>27979626Ok. Sarcasm doesn't work so well over the internet :p
>>27979143>Ask about Yukari.Yukari isn't getting raped in her room by like 6 guys who convinced her they were into tanks right?
>>27979665Don't even start.
Post garupans while we wait.
>>27977013>”Maybe you’re right…”
>>27979867how about Tanks
>>27979964Why not both?
>>27979980I always find it hilarious how they never attempt to make an aimed shot and just fling a round many K's away completely at random
>>27979982I like the way you think
Have some of GuP's rare grown-up goodness.
And, keeping with the maid theme, how about bar-maid Maho.
Now where could Yukari be...
in hindsight, I'm glad we didn't go for Yukari. now the best couple has a chance to get togetherhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkjQ89Hd0Qg
>>27980020Who are those two?
>>27980142Chouno Ami, their instructor, and Nishizumi Shiho.
>>27980142Miho's mother and the tank instructor who doesn't seem to teach them anything.
>>27980134I like the way you think.
>>27980020Ami is too hot for her own good
>>27980134>Implying Yukari isn't NTR-ing the fuck out of Erwin by crushing all over Miho
Shiho and Yukari's Mom are up there too.
>>27980201>Yukari can't crush on Miho now that Russels has claimed her with his American Masculinity
>>27980001>THAT SON OF A BITCH
>>27980185No way gramps hasn't gotten up in that
>>27980239Who are you to say he hasn't?
You sigh inwardly. “I guess…” The answer makes sense, but your inexperience and deep seat neurosis still keep you unconvinced. On the other hand that magazine hurt. “Just… Well keep an eye on Miho, see how she acts… Maybe?” You have no idea what you’re doing- whether Miho actually cares about you or is just being… Miho. Friendly and caring.You decide to change the subject. “Hey, have you heard from Yukari since yesterday?” You ask, hoping that Saori is willing to let go of the previous subject. “Haven’t seen her since yesterday…”Saori shakes her head. “No, and it’s unlike her to skip practice…” You’re a bit worried about the fluffy-headed loader. And that isn’t helped by Saori mirroring your worry. “I hope she’s not in trouble…” You are suddenly plagued by mental images of Yukari, complete with her headlamp, lost deep within the bowls of the schoolship looking for tanks...>”Maybe we should call her?”>Yukari can take care of herself, we should go talk with Miho.>Other.
>>27980308>>Yukari can take care of herself, we should go talk with Miho.I see what you are trying to do BJ
>>27980308>>Yukari can take care of herself, we should go talk with Miho.
>>27980308>Yukari can take care of herself, we should go talk with Miho.About strategy, not our confused boner
>>27980308>Yukari can take care of herself, we should go talk with Miho.
>>27980308>”Maybe we should call her?”AWOL is a serious crime.We need to go find her. It's what'd she do for us
>>27980308>Yukari can take care of herself, we should go talk with Miho.Yukari is busy cosplaying Bond.
>>27980308>>27980308>Maybe we should call herWILDCARD, BITCHES!I'm sure she isn't hiding from the Saunders team or anything important like that. >>27980308fine BJ, let's go talk to Miho.
>>27980308Call her! Obvious way to not metagame!
>>27980342>I FUCKING TOLD MIHO THAT OORAI NEEDS PJs, BUT NOOOO!>"NOBODY WILL NEED RESCUING" SHE SAID >"OORAI DOESN'T HAVE BLACKHAWKS" SHE SAID! LOOK WHERE WE ARE NOW!!!
>>27980350I'm sure she is fine
Now then back to tanks.CHINA STRONK
>>27980201>Implying Erwin doesn't already have a haremDear God, it's Sakamoto Julietta all over again.
>>27980308>>”Maybe we should call her?”
>>27978023It was sweet. I liked it.Seems like we've gained a Lewd Writefag now. Anyway, do you plan on posting it again post thread? I've got another part of Sheilas and Sentinels ready to go, is all.
Guys. We must go on a hunt. For Kay's mom.
why are all of the girls Best Girl?why did this have to happen?
>>27980419all according to plan
>>27980471Sorry, but Jagd-chan is best girl
I'm still hoping Yukari gets conscripted into fighting for Saunders
>>27980496No anon, there is only preferences.
Yukari can handle herself. LOADER STRONK!
>>27980230milfs... milfs everywhere.
>>27980533>orange pekoe will never fist you
>>27980308>”Maybe we should call her?”we need tank crews intact.
>>27980518>there is only preferencesThis also applies to "What is best tank?"
>>27980413Holy fuck that looks shoddy as hell.
>>27980579Literally go fuck yourself
>>27980496I can't even guess what Anzu's going to do there.
>>27980569Two words.The Valiant.
>>27980579It's Made in China. If course ut's shoddy as hell.
>>27980603This Valiant?You... You can't be serious, right?
>>27980598Fist her in the ass, probably.
>>27980543>You will never be Darjeeling's face
>>27980618It's called sarcasm, anon. It doesn't work on the internet.
>>27980618The Valiant is not the equal.
>>27980642>You'll never be invited to a tea party
>>27980608inb4 it causes lead poisoning in users.
>>27980672Of course not!It's cadmium poisoning.
>>27980452No, you go ahead and do your thing. And I don't really want to do lewd anymore, I really only did it because you guys asked. I'd like to be "A Writefag" not "A lewd writefag".
>>27980642maybe not, but you can get close
>>27980706ya know... the history girls are a little weird...
>>27980739>>27980642what is with fanart and darjeeling getting decked?
>>27980751But they're so hot
>>27980751by the way, anyone have a link to the translated versions of these?I assume they are all one big batch
>>27980751Both Saemonza and Oryou go commando.
>>27980761they are pretty awesome all around
>>27980776There's a bunch herehttp://www.mangahere.com/manga/girls_panzer_motto_love_love_sakusen_desu/>>27980798No idea about history though.
>>27980840That's the joke.They don't actually know anything.
>>27980827thanks>>27980840they just dress up in old outfits
>>27980840>Durham>Battle>Violent ResistanceThey've got some bigger ones than conflating multiple Finnish wars during WWII.
>>27980968Oh fuck, that one took me a second.
>>27980862>They don't actually know anything.This kills the boner
>>27980798>>27980827>>27980840>>27980862>>27980923>>27980968Actually since their world is mildly historically divergent from ours they might actually be right.
>>27981072The only confirmed differences are the ancient origins of massive schoolships and the role of women in chariot/tankette racing and the subsequent sports
>>27981072>tfw they live in a world where Operation Barbarossa was a decisive success for the Germans. huh.
>>27981098Wasn't that the invasion of the Soviet Union?
>>27981332>>27981333Wouldn't that have changed the entire course of the war?
You sigh. Too much on your plate right now. Dating Miho. Keeping the fact that you’re dating Miho a secret from the half of the senshado club that doesn’t know. Yukari missing somewhere. A fight against Saunders where you still haven’t figured out a decent strategy. Way too much. “I’m gonna go talk with Miho, I guess.” You say, resigned. Maybe she’ll know what to do? With that you crawl back out of the driver’s hatch. It isn’t hard to find Miho- her and Hana are working on the engine at the rear of the tank. “Hey, Miho!” You say as she slips the dipstick back into the engine.“Commander Russells!” She says politely. “Good morning!” Well, she’s definitely committing to the idea that you both arrived here separately and in no way did she sleep over at your house. “Have you seen Yukari this morning?” She asks, handing a wrench over to Hana, who nods and greets you as well.>”I was going to ask the same thing.”>”Actually, I was wondering if you had any ideas for the Saunders match?”>”Don’t suppose I could borrow you for a moment?”>Other.
>>27981389>”I was going to ask the same thing.”>”Actually, I was wondering if you had any ideas for the Saunders match?”
>>27981389>”I was going to ask the same thing.”
>>27981389>>”I was going to ask the same thing.”
>>27981389>”Actually, I was wondering if you had any ideas for the Saunders match?”BESIDES use our panties as white flags?
>>27981373Would it have changed the course of the war?Absolutely.Would it have changed the outcome?That's debatable, but I would say no.
>>27981389>”I was going to ask the same thing, but looks like we're both in the dark.You had any ideas for the Saunders match?”
>>27981425>Russians pushed beyond the Urals>Stalin forced to sue for peace>Germans can now focus on the Brits/Americans>Operation Overlord is a fucking blood-bath massacre for the AlliesNo, it'd change EVERYTHING about the war... Except maybe for what happened in the Pacific
>>27981454...What you just posted would never happen.
>>27981480Had Barbarossa been a true victory for the Germans, what I posted would be the most likely course of action
>>27981389>”I was going to ask the same thing.”>”Actually, I was wondering if you had any ideas for the Saunders match?
>>27981496The Germans were at the end of their logistical rope when the were pushing on Moscow. They couldn't have gotten much farther and the Russians would still have burned everything in their path. Plus, Stalin would never surrender. He was talking victory when the Germans could shell Moscow.
>>27981389>”I was going to ask the same thing.”Where is the fluffy loader?>>27981098They might be talking about the actual Barbarossa, and his campaign in the Holy Land.But it's unlikely.
>>27981527>Stalin would never surrenderI want you to read a book.It's called "Russia's War" by Richard OveryAfter you've read that, THEN come and try to tell me that "Stalin would never surrender"
>>27981527>He was talking victory when the Germans could shell Moscow.You act like that is odd in the least.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9aW1atFLMM
>>27981496Naah, at that point America had complete air superiority over germany itself, and large scale troop movements like those required to shift from the western to the eastern front would have been incredibly choice targets.It would have delayed the eastern front, made the fight harder, but it wouldn't have won it.
>Talking military alt-historyLet's talk GuP alt-historyWould the series be better if it was in fact Nonna who rode on Katyusha's shoulders?
>>27981565I'll take a look then. But I doubt it will be soon since my classes require me to read to many things like that in the first place and they're more important. But I still believe that Germany would have never truly beaten the USSR.
>>27981630And without a subjugation force in place the Russians probably would have just rose right back up while the Germans diverted forces elsewhere.
>>27981645>Back to talking military alt-historyKV-2 with Cupola.Cute tank, or cutest tank.
>>27981692Not as cute as the Shera- I mean, uh, the T-80.
>>27981689>subjugation forceSo we kill Stalin and leave Kliment in charge.He tries to rise up, he just falls down the stairs and everyone laughs.
>>27981454Germany would be incredibly overstretched having to occupy Europe from the Pyrenees to the Urals, and deal with any uprisings in occupied territory.The US would still be producing vast quantities of war materiel, and even with captured Soviet factories (assuming they weren't all destroyed by the retreating Soviet forces) Germany could not compete with combined US and Commonwealth production.As for Overlord, without Stalin to push for it, it might never happen, while the Allies, who by this point historically have naval supremacy in the Mediterranean, tie up Axis forces in Italy, and have free reign to land on either coast of France, the Balkan states, or even in the Black sea. By 1944, US and ANZAC forces were VERY experienced with amphibious operations, and it would be incredibly likely that some would be diverted to the European theater to assist in any seaborne invasion.It would be much bloodier for the Allies than it historically was, but time, industry, and supply lines were very much on their side.
>>27981782Inb4 someone references The Big One.
Now I want to play Hearts of Iron.
>>27981782But what about Hitlaer's Wonder weapons and nukes?
>>27981808the amaricans got the nukes first! we had the perfect place to plan it up, build it, test it, then use it on them. i should know. my grandfather was in the manhattan project as one of the scientist to make it work.
>>27981834>HoI>Autism: the Game
>>27981851>you know you fucked up when who you pissed off starts the 2nd biggest public works project in human history to build a giant bomb to blow your ass up
>>27981782>Germany would be incredibly overstretched having to occupy Europe from the Pyrenees to the Urals, and deal with any uprisings in occupied territory.Fortunately Germany has Poles, Finns, Latvians, Lithuanians, Estonians, Hungarians, Romanians, Chechens, Georgians, Mongolians, and a million other people none too happy with Stalin or the Soviets. Finding collaborators wouldn't be hard. Especially since the Soviet Union decided it's best choice of hobby was to continually invade everyone nearby and forcibly convert them to communism.
>>27981870>Not putting the game on easy, turning off supply lines, and using the console to remake the world in your imageFuck all that maximising production and shit, my favourite nations are literally Czechoslovakia, Turkey and Australia.
>>27981870>HoI3>Not playing Darkest HourScrub
>>27981884>Mr. President, I don't really think that a giant bomb qualifies as a 'public works' project>What's my last name Harry?>*sigh* Roosevelt
>>27981897Hitler planned to literally kill off most of those people. They wouldn't be to happy either.
>>27981924They were quite willing to help kill Jews, Gypsies, Commies, and Gays. They'd have jumped right on board with Russians.
>>27981897> Finns, Latvians, Lithuanians, Estonians, Hungarians, RomaniansMany already fought alongside the Axis, under the stipulation that they only fight the Soviet Union. Look up the SS volunteer divisions.>PolesWarsaw would say otherwise.Lebensraum meant room for ethnic Germans, and nobody else. Once that occupation starts, you still have a bunch of pissed off, repressed, well-armed potential revolutionaries within your new borders whether you're communist or fascist.
>>27981977Not saying they wouldn't. But after all those, Hitler wanted them dead as well. See>>27981986and Lebensraum.
Thread needs more cute girls with cute tanks
>>27982001if that is what i think it is, that's not a tank, it's a bomb.
>>27982001Beach thread when?
>>27982001Does that boat have treads?
>>27982001Is that a Goliath?
>>27982058that's exactly what I believe it is...
>>27982040Yep. It's a German Landwasserschlepper, a tracked amphibious landing craft, used by Pionere to cross rivers and such.Kind of like a big armoured schwimmwagen that carries a couple squads.
“Wait, you haven’t heard from her either?” You say, suddenly a bit more worried. “Was going to ask if you knew where she was.” Right, you’d been worried earlier, but you’d been pretty sure it was about nothing. Now you’re getting to that sickening area where worry becomes legitimate.Miho seems to be reflecting your worries. “I called her a little while ago but she never answered…” She says, pulling out her phone. “Normally she answers right away! You don’t think she’s in trouble, do you?”You swallow involuntarily. “I hope not…” That vision of Yukari stuck, alone with dwindling supplies of food and water, hopelessly lost in the bowels of the ship becomes a bit more vivid in your mind. “I mean, what could she possibly be up to?”Miho shakes her head. “I don’t know- she wouldn’t do anything too dangerous, would she? I can’t see her getting lost.”>Call the Yukari.>”Maybe we should go look for her?”>”Maybe someone else knows where she went?”>Other.
>>27982117Yeah, they did massacres pretty well. Got in a lot of practice before the war.
>>27982128>Other."Not to mention she carries survival supplies everywhere. She'll probably be fine. You think of any ways to beat Saunders?"
>>27982128>Call the Yukari.Time to blow James Bond's cover
>>27982128>>”Maybe we should go look for her?”Time to save the panzerphile!
>>27982128>>Call the Yukari.
>>27982140>Yukari 105.zip when?
>>27982128>”Maybe someone else knows where she went?”If not, we go looking for her.And find another tank below decks. Actually, fucking calling it here: we see what looks like a tank and then it goes to NEXT TIME. It's what I'd do.
>>27982179So its exactly opposite of what Jack would do.
>>27982179Oh man, please don't tease me...that would be so hypeblocking if it ended that way...
Also>mfw thread 69.
>>27982128>”Maybe we should go look for her?”She might be sick with the dread Nippon Cold. We should visit her house.Ignore the Russles on Nishizumi-dono hug pillow.
>>27982214Is it? You seem to know him better.
>>27982128>Call the Yukari.
>>27982245It was a joke, he said he liked the idea.>>27982239huehuehue br?
>>27982254What should we call her?
>>27982321I'll allow it!
>>27982330wtf...didn't attach my image.
>>27982128>”Maybe we should go look for her?” Let's look for her. And [spoilers]hold hands[/spoilers]
>>27982325>yukari 104you have 103 more of these? gibe pls
>>27982355God *damn* it!
>>27982356>103I have much more than that>gibe plsno
>>27982388C-Can't unsee turret hatch face...god damnit.
>>27982388>197and i thought my Nyotalia Prussia collection was big...
>>27982406Once it's begun, it can't end.You'll start seeing faces everywhere.
>>27982431hahaha god damnit..I like that one
>>27982415>>27982451those two are perfect.
>>27982407>tfw you have 300+ pics of Vita being cute
>>27982510>i've got over a hundred of a personified nation
>tfw there'll never be a Cute Waffen SS Anime because IsraelI feel sadness
“Well, I mean what sort of trouble could she possibly get herself into?” You saying, hoping to reassure yourself. Miho looks at you blankly. “Right? I mean…” Yukari, leg broken at the bottom of an unmarked shaft… “…Right?” You aren’t even reassuring yourself at this point.“We should probably go look for her.” Miho says bluntly. “If she went down into the ship looking for some tank that’d help us defeat Saunders…” Actually, that is exactly what Yukari would do and exactly the reason she’d do it. Hell, you were going to suggest it yourself at some point. “Yeah, I’ll go get some more people for a search party…” You say, slipping down off the Panzer IV. Maybe she isn’t in trouble- the girl’s mind could wander and if she found something down there…>Get everyone out looking for Yukari.>We should just get a small search party- no use in potentially getting more people lost!>Other.
>>27982538Well, I have an entire folder for personified guns.
>>27982598>>We should just get a small search party- no use in potentially getting more people lost!Call her again. You never know, she may turn up.
>>27982598>Get everyone out looking for Yukari.But in groupsand with mapsand walkie-talkies
>>27982598If Yukari didn't pick up, and hasn't responded, she might be inside the ship where cell reception would be bad. Whatever size party we organize, we should make sure they can't get lost or at the very least use a buddy system!
>>27982598>We should just get a small search party- no use in potentially getting more people lost!Round up a posse!
>>27982610How many?'cause my personafied countries folder is pretty big
>>27982598>>Get everyone out looking for Yukari.On the condition that at least one person per group, if we divide up, knows the layout of the ship
>>27982598>We should just get a small search party- no use in potentially getting more people lost!>Other.At least stop by her house first. Don't send out a search party only to discover her in her room assembling tank models. And if so, she had best be trimming the mold lines.
>>27982648My upotte folder isn't very big, like 20MB.The sad part is I have like 60 variations of this face
>>27982671That such a small girl can heft 50-kilo shells about is amazing to consider
>>27982688Does the KV-2 even fire once in the anime?
>>27982598>We should just get a small search party- no use in potentially getting more people lost!
>>27982694once. It gets dodged and killed.
>>27982694Yes, it does fire once.
>>27982678It was the second-best thing to come from C3. I can't say I blame you.
>>27982678>303mbi win this round
>>27982671Didn't we send you to the Gulag of Wonderful Happenings?Get back in there.
>>27982720I'm almost afraid to ask what the text on that one says.
>>27982720Is it bad that I fapped to that doujin wholeheartedly?
>>27982873Oh, don't worry. I did too.
>>27982883And that doujin would be called...?
*cough* anyone here?
So how about them Sentinels huh?
>>27983061>>27983062>>27983070Well we all seem to have pretty good timing.
>>27983062>>27983070This one lurks. as Always
>>27983086It's the panzermind.
>>27983061Sure panzerbro, it's called: Siberia - Hi no Ataranai Kyoushitsu de Hoshuu 25 Nichi
>>27983177...Listening to Beethoven's 9th and reading porn...oh the things we do at 3 am...
http://www.gizoogle.net/tranzizzle.php?search=https%3A%2F%2Fboards.4chan.org%2Ftg%2Fres%2F27977013&se=Go+Git+Dis+ShiznitThos should keep you entertained.
>>27983211That took... an embarrassing amount of time for me to realize that it wasn't an archived version of this thread.
>>27983204this is what happens when people that have a love for panzerquest cum together to enjoy things you cant read in an actual book..
“Right.” You say, looking across the hanger. “Small search party- no use getting a bunch of people potentially lost at this point-“ You say, checking your watch. You’ve got about two and a half hours before school starts. “I’m thinking myself, you, Hana…” You haven’t forgotten that evidently she’s able to smell tanks, maybe she’ll find some sort of scent of Yukari’s? “Saori- and that means Richard too… Anyone else?”Miho shakes her head. “That’s five- should be fine with that. We’ll leave Mako up here in case Yukari shows up…” Not a bad idea, actually. “She’s got all our numbers too, so if she can’t reach one of us she’ll get Mako eventually…” Miho closes her eyes for a moment before looking around. “If she went anywhere on the ship, it’ll be down below deck.”“Yep. Looking for panze-I mean tanks.” You say. “Maybe she’ll start where we left off when we found the Lee?” You offer. It’s not a bad place to start, and it offers a good landmark that you can find your way back from.Miho nods. “I just hope she lost track of time or something and isn’t actually in trouble…”
>>27983211...Well that's a thing.
NEXT TIME ON GIRLS UND PANZER QUEST!>We go looking for lost girls.>"NO FUN ALLOWED BELOW DECKS!">There are a lot of things that are against school regulations.
So while we wait, anyone want to talk about Sheilas and Sentinels? Questions, feedback etc? Most I've gotten back about it is >it's good, you should continuehttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27269790/#p27276111http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27710495/#p27717449http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27749631/#p27755632http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27834237/#p27839484All of them in order for anyone who's missed 'em.
>>27983277>That took... an embarrassing amount of time for me to realize that it wasn't an archived version of this thread....Do I smell new recruits?
>>27983277Ooh, maybe we can stick the sodoclones into the I-Go
>>27983280...GODDAMNIT CLIPBOARD, Y U DO DIS
>>27983277Girls und Panzer Quest will return Wednesday at 5-6PM PST!Follow me on twitter to get schedule updates and to find out when the thread goes live!https://twitter.com/BlackJackGuPQ
>>27983278>While we wait>Blackjack posts while I wrote thatAmazing timing tonight. Anyway, I guess I can go ahead and post the next part?
>>27983285everytime I see someone refer to them as Sodoclones I chuckle at the image that I picture in my head of them...
>>27983301sure why not.
Really short one tonight, guys>Last time on Sheilas and Sentinelshttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27834237/#p27839484- - - - - -The indistinct chirping of cicadas or crickets or some other bloody annoying insect filled the air of the otherwise quiet suburban street. Aly walked alongside Josh as they headed to their homes; they were neighbours, living across the street from each other. The gum trees rustled in a passing wind, wafting the scent of wet eucalyptus that came after a tropical storm. The whole team, and the whole school for that matter, lived on the Gold Coast, Queensland, just south of Brisbane and just north of the border with New South Wales. The city certainly wasn't tropical; in winter it got as low as six degrees Celsius! But it seemed that this summer storm season had wanted to dish out as much punishment as it possibly could and the worst storms that hit the south-east region since the 2011 floods. The school or its surrounds weren't in danger of flooding; the Gold Coast wasn't generally known for floods. The heaviest rain had mostly hit just north of Brisbane anyway, but the team had caught the wild weather as it passed over the tanking reserve on the plains on the other side of the mountains that lay west of the Gold Coast. The school itself was nestled in a large plot of land at the base of those mountains. And it was through those suburbs that the pair of teenagers walked home with the scent of wet gum trees in their noses."So how've you been, Aly?" asked Josh. "I've not really talked to you in a while.""Same same, just about. I mean, not much's changed. I'm still the same girl you know, and we still talk in Tanking club.""Yeah well, not like we used to. We used to walk down this street every day last year."Aly shrugged. "I guess you just stopped asking. And I usually hang out with the girls.""Yeah" "So what's this between you and this Japanese chick, Josh? Last I heard you were single and hating it."
>>27983370"Well, she came down to the school on an exchange program last year. It's another reason why she picked our school out of anyone else's.""She was one of those chicks? So you and her hooked up last year and didn't tell anyone?""No, she was staying with Gerry and Missie. You know, in the house that backs on to mine?""Yeah I know Missie. We do Marine Studies together.""Yeah, so I was hanging out with those three and I got to talking with Miko, the Japanese girl in question. And she can speak really good English, you know. So we got to talking about tanks and junk and we just sorta clicked. She gave me her Skype and her email and we talked online whenever we could. She showed me a bunch of tanking sites on the internet and we just hung out at nights.""Ah, okay then." And then Aly got a mischievous glint in her eye, which Josh spotted right away."Oh god Aly, whatever you're gonna ask me just don't, alright, just stop.""Got any nudes?""Fuuuuuckin' hell, every time."Aly laughed until they stopped in front of their homes, and kept laughing while Josh stood there and grinned."Ooh, shit," Aly said as she calmed down. "Haven't laughed like that in ages. Hey, so I'll see you on Monday, or sooner if I catch you out front." They began their walks to their front doors. "Where's the school anyway?""Well it's a ship, so it sails around and junk, but it's based in Okinawa.""Shit, that's a nice place. Well alright, see ya.""See ya," Josh stopped at his door, his grin still plastered on his face. "Oh, and I'll send you the selfies later." He closed the door as Alysha doubled over, collapsing into the chair on her front verandah.
>>27983379Forgot to number them again!That's all I got for now. Next time'll make up for this short one though.
>>27983723No idea what this is in relation to.
When Yukari gets back from Saunders we should get her a present. I'm think Zaloga's 'Armoured Thunderbolt' would be appropiate.
Dammit Blackjack, this is too short!
>>27984101Well, you can only write so much while playing WoT on a laptop I suppose.