>>27977013
>>Find Saori. She knows things about women. And Miho.

>>27977013
> We're not just going to shoot the bastards, we're going to rip out their living goddamned guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks. We're going to murder those lousy Hun cocksuckers by the bushel-fucking-basket.

Find guts for grease.

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>>27977013

Oh boy, time for more tanks!

>>Find Rose. She knows things about women. And strategy.

I'm sure Yukari's fine.

>>27977013
>Find Saori. She knows things about women. And Miho.

>>27977110
You're in the other quest aren't you?

>>27977172
Well you definitely are.

>>27977013
>Find Saori. She knows things about women. And Miho.

>>27977226
Eh, I name-fag on all quests I'm in, and in general really because I'm a lazy bastard.

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>>27977172
Indeed for I am doing the intelligent thing and participating in Quest threads instead of doing my essay that is due on the 'morrow! What fuckin composition professor gives the prompt "Who is it better to be, male or female?", it's not fuckin debate team.

>>27977172
>>27977226
I recently found out /tg/ had another GuP quest.
how is it compared to this one?

>>27977258
It's faster.

>>27977258
Much faster paced. Still new.

Personally think OP is putting in to much of the other people fucking with us, but that's just me.

>>27977250
if history has anything to say, it is much better to be a man.

>>27977250
Hell, one could argue that is kind of a sexist-type of question. Yeah, college can really suck.

>>27977258
It's on a different school ship, a US one, with different kinds of people and tanks. It's a different flavor but still fun.

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>>27977258

It involves maybe-lesbians, pop culture references, and one megabitch of a senior class president. Also, tanks.

>>27977013
>>Find Saori. She knows things about women. And Miho.

>>27977279
Oh I know how I answering it but I know the grade I'm getting, a C+ because the professors is a cunt, using that term as a curse not a reference to her gender.
>>27977287
Indeed, honestly love the rest of my classes but that'll change likely.

>>27977250
Screw answering the question, instead analyze the question and how it is deliberately vague and misleading in terms as it makes no references to how to answer the question whether within a historical context, economic, familial, societal or what the fuck ever.

Alternatively answer yes.

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>>27977013
>>Ask around about Yukari- it's worrying that she's been gone this long.

>>27977366
That's how I answered the last essay because so far they have been very vague and/or misleading prompts. I think I'll get a B on it, too bad she doesn't give grades to till the end of the semester.

Anyone's Captcha deleting itself and staying the same?

>>27977484
>doesn't give grades until the end of the semester.

Jesus fuck, I've had a teacher like that. She didn't grade ANYTHING until like three quarters of the way through the semester.
I failed the class with a 9 because I did everything wrong and she never said anything.

Fuck that bitch.

>>27977543
Did she have tenure? If not I'm sure your college had evaluations 2-3 weeks before the end of the semester that you could fill out. Schools actually do pay attention to those things when the prof in question isn't tenured.

>>27977543
Shit Nigga that blows horse cock.
>>27977576
With all the luck in the world she probably had tenure.

>>27977576
Maybe? I dunno really.
And yeah, we had evaluations. I certainly said something about it, but she's still teaching.
Just as badly or so I've heard.

>>27977610
>>27977612
Yeah, once you have tenure you could do whatever short of illegal stuff and the college really can't get rid of you. Job for as long as you want it.

>>27977258

GermanSchteel writes at friggin lightspeed.

Also, it's somewhat funny how their lineup is miles better than ours despite their shitty state.

So...

I wrote a thing.

I don't think it's that great of a thing, but it finishes that other thing I wrote for you guys.

It goes into lewd territory, but honestly that part probably sucks.

Anyway here's the thing, let me know how I did.

http://pastebin.com/ihdYtAyx

>>27977635

Isn't that true of any educational system, college professors or otherwise?

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>>27977013
TIME FOR TONKS!

>Find Saori. She knows things about women. And Miho.
ask her if she's contacted Yukari as well.

>>27977013
>Find Rose. She knows things about women. And strategy.

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>>27977013
>Find Saori. She knows things about women. And Miho.
>also ask her if she she has heard anything about Yukari. She hears everything.
>>27977685
I love airborn tanks.

>>27977657
>“So many pizza’s and so much pasta”
I always crack up at this line

>>27977657
post it in-thread when BJ's done for the night so I can screencap it :>

>>27977744
It's lewd...I don't think I'm allowed to.

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>>27977831

>>27977862
>>27977831
Or not. Whatever. I'm not your boss :P

>>27977657
> “We don’t have protection,” you whisper.
> “It’s fine,” she says back, trust in her eyes.
remember boys, if a girl says you don't need to wear a condom, you should DEFINITELY wear a condom.

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>>27977831
yes.. yes that IS lewd... so lewd.

>>27977831
ANNNNNND i think you just ground this thread to a halt over your lewd story. Good job.

>>27977831
think I found a bit that was messed up
>As you kiss her, your hands move, one to her chest and the other to her sex as you begin fondling, trying your best to do what makes her feel good.

>>27977889
>>27977902
>>27977953
>>27977999
>>27978000
Well, besides lewd, how was it?

And >>27978000
That's not messed up. I just write weirdly sometimes.

You find Saori down in the radioman’s seat of the Panzer IV. Which suits you since the rest of the crew, sans the still-missing Yukari are working on the engine and suspension leaving Saori to work on the radio herself. “Mind if I step into your office?” You say, smiling.

“Have a seat!” She says, idling dialing through radio frequencies, her headphones over a single ear. “I’ve been trying to dial in on the bridge frequency for Oorai.” She admits. “It’s not exactly secret, but it’s not easy to find… So, how are things with Miho?” She asks.

You laugh nervously. “Well, aha, I might’ve passed out from over-spiced chili last night and she, uh, fell asleep on me…” You say, rubbing the back of your neck nervously.

Saori quietly makes the same sound one might make watching a baby kitten pounce on its mother’s tail. “Miporin’s so caring!” She says, “You better not have taken advantage of her!” She says, with a sudden warning.

You wave your arms out in front of you. “No! Nonono! No-oh-hohoho…” You say. “Never! I didn’t even realize it until I woke up this morning.” You say. “It’s just…”
“Oh-ho! Now we find out what you came to see me for…” Saori says proudly.

>”Is Miho embarrassed about me?”
>”Miho still hasn’t told anyone!”
>Other.

>>27978033
>”Is Miho embarrassed about me?”

Also: have you seen Yukari around? Not like her to miss playing with the tanks.

>>27978033
>”Miho still hasn’t told anyone!”

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>>27978033
>>”Is Miho embarrassed about me?”
>>”Miho still hasn’t told anyone!”

Really, both of these go hand-in-hand with each other.

>>27978033
>Miho hasn't told anyone about me? is she embarrassed about me or something?
also >>27978070

>>27978033
>”Is Miho embarrassed about me?”

We are asking Saori for advice.

This is mildly disturbing.

>>27978023
most of the writing was good, but the lewd stuff was meh.
just the mechanics are kind of wrong.

>>27978121
Thanks. Don't have a lot of experience on either front.

>>27978033
>"Is Miho embarrassed about me?"

>>27978023
I liked it, glad somebody gave that story an
ending. I hope to see you write some more
around here sometime.

>>27978162
Thanks. If somebody has something, I can give it a try. But I'll mostly just be here as an anon.

Sorry for mucking up your thread BJ.

>>27978033
>>”Miho still hasn’t told anyone!”
and
ask her if she's been able to contact the fluffy one.

>>27978221

yeah this.

>>27978221
I have this image of it going down like that scene where Archer outs the ISIS agents by drunk dialing them at parties while they conduct arms deals.
don't do it.

>>27978383

>Yukari standing in the middle of a roomfull of Saunders tankers.
>"YO! Yukari! Where'd you go! The rest of us at Oorai are worried about you! How are we going to defeat Saunders without a loader in our Panzer IV?"

I'm giggling a bit at this.

>>27978383
more like, we call her while she's running from Saunders with Tanks cresting the hill behind her.

>>27978383
oh yes, give him ideas...
...too late. >>27978431

>>27978431

She really should have put together a rudimentary facial disguise by tying her hair back and lining 4 cotton balls between her upper jaw and lips to alter her face's basic shape.

Were I playing that night, I would have suggested that.

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>>27978431

>Yukari's face when.

>>27978383
>>27978431
Good thing we (the players) know she's past the "outed as a spy" point without getting that.

>>27978663
We don't know how the times line up

>>27978431
>Kay comes up behind Yukari
>"So, 'Oddball'...
>DANGER ZONE

>>27978708
Even if this is earlier, we know it didn't happen to Yukari.

>>27978033
>”Is Miho embarrassed about me?”
>”Miho still hasn’t told anyone!”

>>27978852
Or she had her phone on silent so it doesn't effect things either way.

You sigh. “I don’t know… Miho hasn’t told anyone- I mean I haven’t told anyone either- On purpose anyways.” Aside from Rose, but that’s beside the point. “I just… I don’t know, is Miho embarrassed by me?” You say quietly- “I mean…”

Saori looks at you. “Why would she embarrassed about you?” She says, obviously not believing your train of thought. “Do you think you’re embarrassing?” She says simply.

“I don’t know!” You say. “I mean, I’m pretty much here because of my tank. I’m an okay commander, but I’m not exactly… well… I’m not Richard.” You admit. “I’m not good with women. I don’t know what I’m doing!” You sigh. “I mean, she’s from a really prestigious family, maybe they wouldn’t approve of me?”

As you’re looking down at the floor in your little pity fit, you don’t see Saori grab a rather thick glossy magazine from her station, roll it up and swing it upside your head. You yelp, more in surprise than shock.

“You’re right about one thing- you don’t know a thing about women!” Saori chides. “If Miho really cared about her family’s approval she wouldn’t be at Oorai to begin with!” Saori says, angry now.

>”Maybe you’re right…”
>”Then why hasn’t she told anyone?”
>Ask about Yukari.
>Other.

>>27979143
>”Then why hasn’t she told anyone?”

>>27979143

>”Then why hasn’t she told anyone?”
Keep it coming.

>>27979143
>>”Then why hasn’t she told anyone?”

I'm dumb, I get it. Can I get a hint?

>>27979143
>”Maybe you’re right…”
She already told us why she didn't want to tell anybody

>>27979143
>”Maybe you’re right…
"i guess this isn't the right time to announce it."
then
>Ask about Yukari.

>>27979143

Why hasn't she told anyone...didn't we suggest we keep things quiet? Are we dense? Did the chili fry our brain? WTF guys.

This glossy magazine Bright Slap has girded us to what we must do. We talk to Miho and tell her that we're ready and confident on going public. Staying with us when we burnt out on Grandpa's chili meant a lot to us.

thank Saori for her wisdom, for she is wise. WISE AND WIZENED! ...but not wizened in the old and life experience way...wizened in the super natural women's intuition way. Did we say woman, oh god we didn't mean to imply you were old or anything please don't hurt me.

>>27979143
>”Maybe you’re right…”

>>27979143
>>27979143
>>”Maybe you’re right…”
>>Ask about Yukari.
we need to make a trip to see if the Fluffy one is alright

>>27979143
>>”Maybe you’re right…”

>>27979220
Yeah, I can agree with this anon here.

>>27978197
Finally finished reading it (was playing WoT0, 7.5/10. Pretty good job, bit purple prose-y, though; but I suspect that's par for the course. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PurpleProse

>>27978197
I still enjoyed it, though :)

>>27979326
>>27979362
Thanks. I know my writing needs work and well, don't have much experience with the other.

Just glad you enjoyed it.

>>27979381
Do one for Hana and 'Jacks gun next, or maybe Rose and 'Jack's gun :P

>>27979466
...You know there are better sources for lewd right?

>>27979591
It was a joke ;)

>>27979626
Ok. Sarcasm doesn't work so well over the internet :p

>>27979143
>Ask about Yukari.
Yukari isn't getting raped in her room by like 6 guys who convinced her they were into tanks right?

>>27979665
Don't even start.

Post garupans while we wait.

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>>27979867

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>>27977013
>”Maybe you’re right…”

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>>27979867
how about Tanks

>>27979964
Why not both?

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>>27979964

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>>27979964
Tanker stories?

>>27979980
I always find it hilarious how they never attempt to make an aimed shot and just fling a round many K's away completely at random

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>>27979982
I like the way you think

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Have some of GuP's rare grown-up goodness.

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>>27980020
yes.

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>>27980020

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>>27980020

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And, keeping with the maid theme, how about bar-maid Maho.

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Now where could Yukari be...

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in hindsight, I'm glad we didn't go for Yukari.
now the best couple has a chance to get together
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkjQ89Hd0Qg

>>27980020

Who are those two?

>>27980142
Chouno Ami, their instructor, and Nishizumi Shiho.

>>27980142
Miho's mother and the tank instructor who doesn't seem to teach them anything.

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>>27980134
I like the way you think.

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>>27980020

Ami is too hot for her own good

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>>27980134

>Implying Yukari isn't NTR-ing the fuck out of Erwin by crushing all over Miho

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Shiho and Yukari's Mom are up there too.

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>>27980201
>Yukari can't crush on Miho now that Russels has claimed her with his American Masculinity

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>>27980001

>THAT SON OF A BITCH

>>27980185
No way gramps hasn't gotten up in that

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>>27980176

>>27980239
Who are you to say he hasn't?

You sigh inwardly. “I guess…” The answer makes sense, but your inexperience and deep seat neurosis still keep you unconvinced. On the other hand that magazine hurt. “Just… Well keep an eye on Miho, see how she acts… Maybe?” You have no idea what you’re doing- whether Miho actually cares about you or is just being… Miho. Friendly and caring.

You decide to change the subject. “Hey, have you heard from Yukari since yesterday?” You ask, hoping that Saori is willing to let go of the previous subject. “Haven’t seen her since yesterday…”

Saori shakes her head. “No, and it’s unlike her to skip practice…” You’re a bit worried about the fluffy-headed loader. And that isn’t helped by Saori mirroring your worry. “I hope she’s not in trouble…” You are suddenly plagued by mental images of Yukari, complete with her headlamp, lost deep within the bowls of the schoolship looking for tanks...

>”Maybe we should call her?”
>Yukari can take care of herself, we should go talk with Miho.
>Other.

>>27980308
>>Yukari can take care of herself, we should go talk with Miho.

I see what you are trying to do BJ

>>27980308
>>Yukari can take care of herself, we should go talk with Miho.

>>27980308
>Yukari can take care of herself, we should go talk with Miho.
About strategy, not our confused boner

>>27980308
>Yukari can take care of herself, we should go talk with Miho.

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>>27980308

>”Maybe we should call her?”

AWOL is a serious crime.

We need to go find her. It's what'd she do for us

>>27980308
>Yukari can take care of herself, we should go talk with Miho.

Yukari is busy cosplaying Bond.

>>27980308
>>27980308
>Maybe we should call her
WILDCARD, BITCHES!
I'm sure she isn't hiding from the Saunders team or anything important like that.
>>27980308
fine BJ, let's go talk to Miho.

>>27980308
Call her! Obvious way to not metagame!

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>>27980342
>I FUCKING TOLD MIHO THAT OORAI NEEDS PJs, BUT NOOOO!
>"NOBODY WILL NEED RESCUING" SHE SAID
>"OORAI DOESN'T HAVE BLACKHAWKS" SHE SAID!
LOOK WHERE WE ARE NOW!!!

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>>27980308
>Yukari can take care of herself, we should go talk with Miho.

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>>27980350
I'm sure she is fine

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Now then back to tanks.

CHINA STRONK

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>>27980201
>Implying Erwin doesn't already have a harem
Dear God, it's Sakamoto Julietta all over again.

>>27980308
>>”Maybe we should call her?”

>>27978023
It was sweet. I liked it.

Seems like we've gained a Lewd Writefag now. Anyway, do you plan on posting it again post thread? I've got another part of Sheilas and Sentinels ready to go, is all.

Guys. We must go on a hunt. For Kay's mom.

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why are all of the girls Best Girl?
why did this have to happen?

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>>27980419
all according to plan

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>>27980471

Sorry, but Jagd-chan is best girl

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I'm still hoping Yukari gets conscripted into fighting for Saunders

>>27980496
No anon, there is only preferences.

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Yukari can handle herself.
LOADER STRONK!

>>27980230
milfs... milfs everywhere.

>>27980533
>orange pekoe will never fist you

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>>27980276

>>27980308
>”Maybe we should call her?”
we need tank crews intact.

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>>27980518

>there is only preferences

This also applies to "What is best tank?"

>>27980413
Holy fuck that looks shoddy as hell.

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>>27980579

Literally go fuck yourself

>>27980496
I can't even guess what Anzu's going to do there.

>>27980569
Two words.

The Valiant.

>>27980579
It's Made in China. If course ut's shoddy as hell.

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>>27980603

This Valiant?

You... You can't be serious, right?

>>27980598
Fist her in the ass, probably.

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>>27980543
>You will never be Darjeeling's face

>>27980618
It's called sarcasm, anon. It doesn't work on the internet.

>>27980618
The Valiant is not the equal.

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>>27980642

>You'll never be invited to a tea party

>>27980608
inb4 it causes lead poisoning in users.

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>>27980642

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>>27980419

>>27980672
Of course not!

It's cadmium poisoning.

>>27980452
No, you go ahead and do your thing.

And I don't really want to do lewd anymore, I really only did it because you guys asked.

I'd like to be "A Writefag" not "A lewd writefag".

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>>27980642
maybe not, but you can get close

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>>27980706
ya know... the history girls are a little weird...

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>>27980739
>>27980642
what is with fanart and darjeeling getting decked?

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>>27980751

But they're so hot

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>>27980751
by the way, anyone have a link to the translated versions of these?
I assume they are all one big batch

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>>27980751
Both Saemonza and Oryou go commando.

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>>27980761
they are pretty awesome all around

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>>27980776
There's a bunch here
http://www.mangahere.com/manga/girls_panzer_motto_love_love_sakusen_desu/

>>27980798
No idea about history though.

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>>27980798

>StuG
>Winter War

>>27980840
That'sthejoke.jpg

>>27980840
That's the joke.

They don't actually know anything.

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>>27980827
thanks
>>27980840
they just dress up in old outfits

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>>27980840
>Durham
>Battle
>Violent Resistance
They've got some bigger ones than conflating multiple Finnish wars during WWII.

>>27980968
Oh fuck, that one took me a second.

>>27980862
>They don't actually know anything.
This kills the boner

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>>27980798
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>>27980968
Actually since their world is mildly historically divergent from ours they might actually be right.

>>27981072
The only confirmed differences are the ancient origins of massive schoolships and the role of women in chariot/tankette racing and the subsequent sports

>>27981072
>tfw they live in a world where Operation Barbarossa was a decisive success for the Germans.
huh.

>>27981098
Wasn't that the invasion of the Soviet Union?

>>27981306
Yep.

>>27981306
yup.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Barbarossa

>>27981332
>>27981333
Wouldn't that have changed the entire course of the war?

You sigh. Too much on your plate right now. Dating Miho. Keeping the fact that you’re dating Miho a secret from the half of the senshado club that doesn’t know. Yukari missing somewhere. A fight against Saunders where you still haven’t figured out a decent strategy.

Way too much. “I’m gonna go talk with Miho, I guess.” You say, resigned. Maybe she’ll know what to do? With that you crawl back out of the driver’s hatch. It isn’t hard to find Miho- her and Hana are working on the engine at the rear of the tank. “Hey, Miho!” You say as she slips the dipstick back into the engine.

“Commander Russells!” She says politely. “Good morning!” Well, she’s definitely committing to the idea that you both arrived here separately and in no way did she sleep over at your house. “Have you seen Yukari this morning?” She asks, handing a wrench over to Hana, who nods and greets you as well.

>”I was going to ask the same thing.”
>”Actually, I was wondering if you had any ideas for the Saunders match?”
>”Don’t suppose I could borrow you for a moment?”
>Other.

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>>27981389
>”I was going to ask the same thing.”
>”Actually, I was wondering if you had any ideas for the Saunders match?”

>>27981389
>”I was going to ask the same thing.”

>>27981389
>>”I was going to ask the same thing.”

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>>27981389

>”Actually, I was wondering if you had any ideas for the Saunders match?”

BESIDES use our panties as white flags?

>>27981373
Would it have changed the course of the war?
Absolutely.

Would it have changed the outcome?
That's debatable, but I would say no.

>>27981389
>”I was going to ask the same thing, but looks like we're both in the dark.You had any ideas for the Saunders match?”

>>27981425

>Russians pushed beyond the Urals
>Stalin forced to sue for peace
>Germans can now focus on the Brits/Americans
>Operation Overlord is a fucking blood-bath massacre for the Allies

No, it'd change EVERYTHING about the war... Except maybe for what happened in the Pacific

>>27981454
...What you just posted would never happen.

>>27981480

Had Barbarossa been a true victory for the Germans, what I posted would be the most likely course of action

>>27981389
>”I was going to ask the same thing.”
>”Actually, I was wondering if you had any ideas for the Saunders match?

>>27981496
The Germans were at the end of their logistical rope when the were pushing on Moscow.

They couldn't have gotten much farther and the Russians would still have burned everything in their path.

Plus, Stalin would never surrender. He was talking victory when the Germans could shell Moscow.

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>>27981389
>”I was going to ask the same thing.”
Where is the fluffy loader?

>>27981098
They might be talking about the actual Barbarossa, and his campaign in the Holy Land.

But it's unlikely.

>>27981527

>Stalin would never surrender

I want you to read a book.

It's called "Russia's War" by Richard Overy

After you've read that, THEN come and try to tell me that "Stalin would never surrender"

>>27981527
>He was talking victory when the Germans could shell Moscow.
You act like that is odd in the least.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9aW1atFLMM

>>27981496
Naah, at that point America had complete air superiority over germany itself, and large scale troop movements like those required to shift from the western to the eastern front would have been incredibly choice targets.

It would have delayed the eastern front, made the fight harder, but it wouldn't have won it.

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>Talking military alt-history

Let's talk GuP alt-history

Would the series be better if it was in fact Nonna who rode on Katyusha's shoulders?

>>27981565
I'll take a look then. But I doubt it will be soon since my classes require me to read to many things like that in the first place and they're more important.

But I still believe that Germany would have never truly beaten the USSR.

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>>27981630
And without a subjugation force in place the Russians probably would have just rose right back up while the Germans diverted forces elsewhere.

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>>27981645
>Back to talking military alt-history
KV-2 with Cupola.
Cute tank, or cutest tank.

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>>27981692

Not as cute as the Shera- I mean, uh, the T-80.

>>27981689
>subjugation force
So we kill Stalin and leave Kliment in charge.

He tries to rise up, he just falls down the stairs and everyone laughs.

>>27981454
Germany would be incredibly overstretched having to occupy Europe from the Pyrenees to the Urals, and deal with any uprisings in occupied territory.

The US would still be producing vast quantities of war materiel, and even with captured Soviet factories (assuming they weren't all destroyed by the retreating Soviet forces) Germany could not compete with combined US and Commonwealth production.

As for Overlord, without Stalin to push for it, it might never happen, while the Allies, who by this point historically have naval supremacy in the Mediterranean, tie up Axis forces in Italy, and have free reign to land on either coast of France, the Balkan states, or even in the Black sea. By 1944, US and ANZAC forces were VERY experienced with amphibious operations, and it would be incredibly likely that some would be diverted to the European theater to assist in any seaborne invasion.

It would be much bloodier for the Allies than it historically was, but time, industry, and supply lines were very much on their side.

>>27981782

Inb4 someone references The Big One.

Now I want to play Hearts of Iron.

>>27981782
But what about Hitlaer's Wonder weapons and nukes?

>>27981808
Pls no.

>>27981808
the amaricans got the nukes first! we had the perfect place to plan it up, build it, test it, then use it on them.

i should know. my grandfather was in the manhattan project as one of the scientist to make it work.

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>>27981834

>HoI
>Autism: the Game

>>27981851
>you know you fucked up when who you pissed off starts the 2nd biggest public works project in human history to build a giant bomb to blow your ass up

>>27981782
>Germany would be incredibly overstretched having to occupy Europe from the Pyrenees to the Urals, and deal with any uprisings in occupied territory.
Fortunately Germany has Poles, Finns, Latvians, Lithuanians, Estonians, Hungarians, Romanians, Chechens, Georgians, Mongolians, and a million other people none too happy with Stalin or the Soviets. Finding collaborators wouldn't be hard. Especially since the Soviet Union decided it's best choice of hobby was to continually invade everyone nearby and forcibly convert them to communism.

>>27981870
>Not putting the game on easy, turning off supply lines, and using the console to remake the world in your image

Fuck all that maximising production and shit, my favourite nations are literally Czechoslovakia, Turkey and Australia.

>>27981870
>HoI3
>Not playing Darkest Hour

Scrub

>>27981884
>Mr. President, I don't really think that a giant bomb qualifies as a 'public works' project
>What's my last name Harry?
>*sigh* Roosevelt

>>27981897
Hitler planned to literally kill off most of those people. They wouldn't be to happy either.

>>27981924
They were quite willing to help kill Jews, Gypsies, Commies, and Gays. They'd have jumped right on board with Russians.

>>27981897
> Finns, Latvians, Lithuanians, Estonians, Hungarians, Romanians
Many already fought alongside the Axis, under the stipulation that they only fight the Soviet Union. Look up the SS volunteer divisions.

>Poles
Warsaw would say otherwise.

Lebensraum meant room for ethnic Germans, and nobody else. Once that occupation starts, you still have a bunch of pissed off, repressed, well-armed potential revolutionaries within your new borders whether you're communist or fascist.

>>27981977
Not saying they wouldn't.

But after all those, Hitler wanted them dead as well.

See>>27981986
and Lebensraum.

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Thread needs more cute girls with cute tanks

>>27982001
if that is what i think it is, that's not a tank, it's a bomb.

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>>27982001
Beach thread when?

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>>27982025

Never

>>27982001
Does that boat have treads?

>>27982001

Is that a Goliath?

>>27982058
that's exactly what I believe it is...

>>27982040
Yep. It's a German Landwasserschlepper, a tracked amphibious landing craft, used by Pionere to cross rivers and such.

Kind of like a big armoured schwimmwagen that carries a couple squads.

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>>27982001

>>27982110
Fucking Russians

“Wait, you haven’t heard from her either?” You say, suddenly a bit more worried. “Was going to ask if you knew where she was.” Right, you’d been worried earlier, but you’d been pretty sure it was about nothing. Now you’re getting to that sickening area where worry becomes legitimate.

Miho seems to be reflecting your worries. “I called her a little while ago but she never answered…” She says, pulling out her phone. “Normally she answers right away! You don’t think she’s in trouble, do you?”

You swallow involuntarily. “I hope not…” That vision of Yukari stuck, alone with dwindling supplies of food and water, hopelessly lost in the bowels of the ship becomes a bit more vivid in your mind. “I mean, what could she possibly be up to?”
Miho shakes her head. “I don’t know- she wouldn’t do anything too dangerous, would she? I can’t see her getting lost.”

>Call the Yukari.
>”Maybe we should go look for her?”
>”Maybe someone else knows where she went?”
>Other.

>>27982117
Yeah, they did massacres pretty well. Got in a lot of practice before the war.

>>27982128
>Other.
"Not to mention she carries survival supplies everywhere. She'll probably be fine. You think of any ways to beat Saunders?"

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>>27982128

>Call the Yukari.

Time to blow James Bond's cover

>>27982128
>>”Maybe we should go look for her?”

Time to save the panzerphile!

>>27982128
>>Call the Yukari.

>>27982140

>Yukari 105

.zip when?

>>27982128
>”Maybe someone else knows where she went?”
If not, we go looking for her.

And find another tank below decks. Actually, fucking calling it here: we see what looks like a tank and then it goes to NEXT TIME. It's what I'd do.

>>27982179
So its exactly opposite of what Jack would do.

>>27982179
Oh man, please don't tease me...that would be so hypeblocking if it ended that way...

Also
>mfw thread 69.

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>>27982128
>”Maybe we should go look for her?”
She might be sick with the dread Nippon Cold. We should visit her house.

Ignore the Russles on Nishizumi-dono hug pillow.

>>27982228
huehuehuehue..

>>27982214
Is it? You seem to know him better.

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>>27982128
>Call the Yukari.

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>>27982245
It was a joke, he said he liked the idea.
>>27982239
huehuehue br?

>>27982254
What should we call her?

>>27982313
The Fluffinator

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>>27982313

Perfect

>>27982321
I'll allow it!

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>>27982330
wtf...didn't attach my image.

>>27982128
>”Maybe we should go look for her?” Let's look for her. And [spoilers]hold hands[/spoilers]

>>27982325
>yukari 104
you have 103 more of these? gibe pls

>>27982355
God *damn* it!

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>>27982356

>103
I have much more than that

>gibe pls

no

>>27982388
C-Can't unsee turret hatch face...god damnit.

>>27982388
>197
and i thought my Nyotalia Prussia collection was big...

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>>27982406

Once it's begun, it can't end.

You'll start seeing faces everywhere.

>>27982406
Fuck

>>27982415
FUCK

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>>27982431
hahaha god damnit..I like that one

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>>27982415
>>27982451
those two are perfect.

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>>27982407
>tfw you have 300+ pics of Vita being cute

>>27982510
Mein neger

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>>27982510
>i've got over a hundred of a personified nation

>>27982510
Mmm. Perpetuloli

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>tfw there'll never be a Cute Waffen SS Anime because Israel

I feel sadness

“Well, I mean what sort of trouble could she possibly get herself into?” You saying, hoping to reassure yourself. Miho looks at you blankly. “Right? I mean…” Yukari, leg broken at the bottom of an unmarked shaft… “…Right?” You aren’t even reassuring yourself at this point.

“We should probably go look for her.” Miho says bluntly. “If she went down into the ship looking for some tank that’d help us defeat Saunders…” Actually, that is exactly what Yukari would do and exactly the reason she’d do it. Hell, you were going to suggest it yourself at some point.

“Yeah, I’ll go get some more people for a search party…” You say, slipping down off the Panzer IV. Maybe she isn’t in trouble- the girl’s mind could wander and if she found something down there…

>Get everyone out looking for Yukari.
>We should just get a small search party- no use in potentially getting more people lost!
>Other.

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>>27982538
Well, I have an entire folder for personified guns.

>>27982598
>>We should just get a small search party- no use in potentially getting more people lost!
Call her again. You never know, she may turn up.

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>>27982598

>Get everyone out looking for Yukari.

But in groups

and with maps

and walkie-talkies

>>27982598
If Yukari didn't pick up, and hasn't responded, she might be inside the ship where cell reception would be bad. Whatever size party we organize, we should make sure they can't get lost or at the very least use a buddy system!

>>27982598
>We should just get a small search party- no use in potentially getting more people lost!

Round up a posse!

>>27982610
How many?
'cause my personafied countries folder is pretty big

>>27982598
>>Get everyone out looking for Yukari.
On the condition that at least one person per group, if we divide up, knows the layout of the ship

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>>27982598
>We should just get a small search party- no use in potentially getting more people lost!
>Other.
At least stop by her house first. Don't send out a search party only to discover her in her room assembling tank models. And if so, she had best be trimming the mold lines.

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>>27982648
My upotte folder isn't very big, like 20MB.
The sad part is I have like 60 variations of this face