>>27968904

Living Circle of Nothing

Viper Killing

Pretty good if the BBEG is a snake person.
If not...well fuck.

Golden Hands of Magic

>>27968904
Glamour of Elf Killing


Lel. Time to join the BBEG and genocide some knife eared bastards

Chaotic Divination of Seduce Killer

Does it count as defeating the BBEG if I'm bedding him/her/it instead?

>Eagle Summoning
We Gandalf now

Kings' Lifedraining

YOUR POWER IS MINE

Muck Breath
I win.

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Rite of Kill Soul
Everyone relax, I got this.

Arch-angel Hypnotism
Two ways this spell can work. Either it's an Arch-Angel level Hypnotism spell in which case ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD, or it hypnotizes arch-angels so I better join the BBEG

>Sigil of Wealth

Because there is no problem money can't solve.

Necromancer's Energy Breath

How dull. I unleash my breath weapon, which kills the BBEG and re-animates him.

> Generous Archmagi's Ritual of Devouring

OMNOMNOMNOM

Become a Fine Feline

Man, I hope the BBEG is afraid of furries.

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>>27968973
Also pic.

The Ninety Lost Spells of Torcs

I sure hope I have something to kill the BBEG among these...

Unholy Sigil of the Cowardly Walkers

I have no idea what this does, nor if it would help or not

Exorcism of Control Elf

The BBEG better be a hot, busty elfslut.

>>27968904
>The Gate of Force
Hmmm, a door with massive amounts of kinetic energy pouring out? Or perhaps a gate with something so terrible behind it, that it forces whoever to give up their evil ways.

>The Exalted Spell of the Villainous Killers

Wait... is this going to help me or the BBEG?

>>27968989
You summon the ancient cowardly walkers to help you in the final battle.

Surprisingly, they're all cowards and refuse to fight.

>Angel's Sounding

unf

Green Torch of Venom

Do I throw it at him or something?

>Cowardly Cats' Ritual of Heat
Uh... what?

Adamantine Arrow of Bone

How would that even work

Crazed Bear's Ritual of Ice

Not to be confused with the more common Bear's Ritual of Ice.

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>>27968952
B-BUT CASTING THAT SPELL TAKES 3 TURNS WE WILL NEVER MAKE IT!

Kraken Slaying

Is the BBEG a kraken?

Tomes of Infernal Magic

I assume that if I defeat the BBEG, I will get possessed by an evil demon from the underworld, but fuck it, but hey, it's probably got tons of ways in order to give this asshat eternal pain.

>Soldier's Curse of Submission and Lust

Well I guess being a soldier I'm just gonna have to lustfully submit to the BBEG.

Good end.

>Spiritual Calling of Magic and Falsehood
I uh. I guess I use spirits to lie to him?

Oh god we're so fucked

>Seek Saviors

IT'S OVER

Witchery of Summon Arch-angels
I think Im good, lets see him take on several Arch-Angels at once!

>Demonic Dust Balls
This sounds oddly sexual.

>>27969046

It's clearly used by a loser awakened cat mage to make female felines to be in heat so he can score.

>Abjuration of Control Compassionate Dwarf

Uh... Thanks?

>>27968904
>Alter Thought
I'm not a fucking slowpoke!

>Ritual of Chameleon Seduction

At first I thought I got stuck with a useless 'woo lizards' spell, but then I realised it might allow me to change forms into whatever the target desires.

>Power Conjuration

AND THIS, IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...

>>27969128
The BBEG is the immortal avatar of /d/

What do you do?

Sorcery of Seduce Priests
transform target to a young altar boy

>Fletcher's Ritual of Flame and Insanity

Let's hope I'm pointing this in the right direction

The Infinite Spells of the White Bones

If nothing else I can drown him in skeletons.

>>27969153

I transform into a futa centaur girl bristling with tentacle pussies.

>>27968904
The Perfected Rite of Good

I turn the BBEg into a good guy and invite him over for some ale and wenches.

Silver Arrow

I suppose if the BBEG is a werewolf, it would work, but it wouldn't be very effective otherwise.

The Infinite Workings of the Glowing Lantern

Fuck, how does it go again? In brightest day, in darkest night, something evil something something...

>Endless Curse of Fertility and Charisma
what
how does that even
fuck it, rerolling

>The Uncountable Castings of the Thundering Star
Much better.

>Ritual of Building Negation
DIPLOMANCY HOOOO!

Abjuration of Spikes and Cunning

I will generate excessive amount of pointy objects and lure the BBEG to fall on them. Success!

>The One Hundred Runes of Slaying

I'm fine.

>>27968904

>Portable field

Soooo... Plants vs Zombies?

>>27969210
in brightest day, in blackest night
no evil shall escape my sight
Beware my power
Green Lanterns Light

I believe that is it

>Screaming Priest's Witchery of Flesh

I...don't even really know what this does but it sounds painful.

>Viciousness Control

Not very BBEG anymore, eh? I'm sure he'll find a new career - something more suitable for his new temparament, such as kitten wrangler.

>>27969302

Kittens are pretty fucking vicious`

>Sly Writers' Curse of Doom
Now, where did I put that parchment?

Scintillating Assault of Nondetection
As a rave master, I can cripple you with sparkles.

The great and powerful Surprise fire work show.
Call me sparkle lord.

Calling of Gender-reversal

I laughed pretty hard.

I may die, but BBEG will be mad forever.
Or enjoy it, if they're weird.

>>27968904

Tashas hideous laughter...

>>27969360
The entire reason the BBEG is evil is because he's frustrated about not being the little girl.

What do you do?

>>27969285
It sounds metal as fuck, is what it sounds like!

>Rite of Kill Sylvan Saint
No, Anon, YOU are the BBEG... And apparently shlepping around merc'ing fairies.

>>27969384

Oh, in that case I win!

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>>27968904
>Drunken Dragons' Evocation of Blur

what is that i dont even

>>27969282
You missed one part.
Good tho.

In brightest day, in blacked night
No evil shall escape my sight
Let those who worship evils might
Beware my power
Green lanterns light.

Kind of a paladin's last stand sort of line.

>>27968904
>Living Circle of Skill
I wonder what this does...

>>27969396
But by granting him his wish, you're letting him succeed, causing all your friends to have died in vain!

The One Thousand Hexes of Spirit Transformation

Well hopefully one of the thousand will do something helpful.

Triton's Charm of Transformation

Fuck yeah! Fish man time!
God I hope my enemy isn't fire themed!

>>27969399
gotta go fast

>>27968904

Illusion of Become Drunken Specter

Evocation of Seduce Hunter

Traveller's Evocation of Falsehood and Infamy

kekd

Orb of Stone

I got a rock to throw at him.

Dwarven Crystal Bolt

Welp, could be worse.

Gysers of Ancient Nothing

Step the fuck off. I will uncap the wells of ancient darkness if you don't stop that shit.

>>27968904
Field of Saintly Splendor

So what? Does this spell channel Mr. Rogers or something?

Eternal Field of Acid

If I'm already going to die an excruciating death I might as well spread the love.

>>27968904
>Aquatic Spell of the Screaming Gnomes

I have... no idea... how to use this spell.

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>>27969441
It was a big rock.

>The Past Chant of Thought

My thought is that I am fucked.

>>27969416
Yeah w/e fuck those losers, as long as I survive it's worth.

I-I mean, they're already dead, you know, we can't bring them back. Might as well quell the guys rage and ensure my own survival. I mean, by making him the little girl his wish will be granted and he will halt his campaign of destruction. Hell, he'll probably even be grateful to me. Definitely the selfless, heroic thing for me to do.

>>27968981
A cat is fine too.

The One Thousand Ultimate Ceremonies of strangulation and Sadism...

This guy has NO IDEA how much trouble he's in.

>>27969470
Carefully.

>Evocation of Magma

I think I'll do all right.

Charm of Titan Seduction
Welp, time to go find a titan
Unless of course, the BBEG is a titan
Either way I'll be fine

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>>27968904
>Conjure Death

Well. I'm going to find cover before the scythes start flying EVERYWHERE.

Diamond Chains

I guess it's a good solution - If anything it gives me time to run away, or my allies time to fuck his shit

>>27969529
depends.

Because if that's the Ritual of Ashkente, then you'd just waste time, I think.

>Royal Spell of the Sagely Drakes

Mask Cleaning
welp

>Rune of Virtue

I open up a tattoo parlor in the BBEGs home town and trick them to have a tattoo of the rune made on their genitalia, then I wait for them to die. Since they can't have children I win.

>>27968904
Mana Rain.

At least we'll ve eating well.

Ultimate Evocation of the Haunted Seers

sounds like I'll super kill in exchange for some sort of horrible curse? worth it

Lances of Electrical Platinum

....not bad... not bad.

>>27969821
well that depends if the spell creates lances of platinum or needs lances of platinum as a spell component

it would kind of matter for the state of your wallet

The One-Thousand Rituals of Archangel Hypnotism

>"Hey, can I get like, two hours to cast this spell? I gotta get all these rituals right

>>27969849
Maybe it turns extant lances into Electrical Platinum.

If the fighter has a Lance, we're good

Lawful Rune of Hypnotize Messiah.

...FUCKING JACKPOT

>>27969986
That is the greatest spell ever to be cast

>>27968904
>Past Horror

I SUMMON DINOSAURS!

...I hope.

>>27970062
>>27969986
congratulations, you turned the messiah into a lawyer

he doesnt remember anything about his past life

>Sorcery of Seek Generous Goddesses

Well, someone in this battle is getting laid.

Multiple times.

Probably to death.

>>27968904
Flame Transformation
Okay, fuckers. Let's see how you do against MY FINAL FORM.

>>27970134
i have an extinguisher just down the hall

dont make me use it

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Prismatic Tiaras of Mana

I feel so pretty

>Hands of Platinum
...Well, platinum is heavy. I hope this implies I'm some sort of warrior-mage and can engage in fisticuffs with proficiency.

Kill Goblins.
Could be worse.

Slay Ladies

So, is the BBEG a lady? If not, is there at least a lady in my party? Or anyone around? There are a couple of ways I could interpret this one, and by the gods I'm at least taking advantage of ONE.

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>>27968904
>"Forbidden Abjuration of Absorbs Heat"
I draw all of the heat from his body.
Git rekt, bbeg.

>>27968904
>The Damned Conjuration of the Crazed Quester
/tg/, I think we have a problem.

>>27970370
it was bound to happen sooner or later

>>27968904
>Star of Unspeakable Acid
Good news is he's fukken dead. Bad news is the rest of this plane might be too.

>>27969048
You summon arrows made of Wolverine?

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>>27970370
OH SHIT GUYS! I ACCIDENTALLY SUMMONED THE ADVENTURERS!!

ABANDON THREAD!! ALL IS LOST!!

>Glorious Skull of Stone
Uh, okay, I turn a skull into stone? Or summon a skull-shaped rock? I guess I throw it at the BBEG before he stomps me?

>The One Thousand Glorified Castings of Caring

Game over man. Pulling out a major POWER OF FRIENDSHIP card now.

Royal Sorcery of Mana and Cruelty

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>>27968904
I used this image the other day on /v/ asking about games with wizards with pointy hats

>>27970657
something to tell the grandkids, eh?

Chant of Anger

MY COMRADES, FEEL THE RAGE AND UNLEASH YOUR FURY

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wat. I didnt even buy this spell god damn it I must have swaped books with that bondage wizard.
The One Thousand Lost Chants of Sadism

>Kill Sea Serpents

Hope I'm playing The Little Mermaid RPG

>>27968904
Charm of Become Returner

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>Glorious Everburning
You're gonna burn alright.

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>>27970691
You shut your goddamn whore mouth, anon.

>Working of Become Cowardly Crafter
>Create Lanterns
>The Vestment of Happiness

>>27968973
Too bad, I have
>Worth Control
Muahahah!

>>27968904
I cheated. I have a set, best 3 of 5, all "Complex to Elaborate"

Beams of Perfected Shielding
Cat's Conjuration of Sound and Agility
The One Hundred Callings of Thought Control

Brsmd of Perfected Shielding
Three orbs of red light float around me. Without fail, whenever a hostile spell, projectile or missile gets within 15 meters of me, a beam of red light shoots from each of the orbs, zig-zagging through the air to intercept it.

Cat's Conjuration of Sound and Agility
This gives me the enhanced hearing, agility and stealth of a cat. As long as I'm not wearing white and it's nighttime, I'm invisible.

The One Hundred Callings of Thought Control
... yeah, he's fucked.

Spell of Purity

Time to cleanse the villain of all the evil in his soul. Make him see the light and reform.

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>Crazed Titan's Divination of Metal

Fuck yes, Anon. If this is spell is anywhere near as awesome as it sounds then the BBEG id fucked.

>gothic storm
I can create a large storm of dark, immature emotion
I will flood the BBEG with angst
That will stop him

>Evocation of Rulership

Guess he'll be taking orders from me from now on.

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Chant of Seduce Divinity

I guess its one of those RPs

The One Thousand Divinations of Muck Conjuration

>I've seen some shit

>The Glove of Strangulation
Easy win

Glamour of Seduce Vipers

>>27968924
I've got your back.

>Destroy Ladder
This has very situation usage.

>>27968904
>Light Absorption
I suppose I could blind him with it.
Second try gets:
>Chains of Cold
Immobilization and frostbite, nice.
Third:
>Illuminated Chain of Magma
...Yes, I think I can work with this.

Circles of Flame

>>27973893
Fourth:
>Heavenly Blood Rain
Well, I hope holy stuff hurts this guy, because otherwise this is useless.
Fifth:
>Cursed Incantation of the Green Bone
No idea, but it sounds painful.
>Stone Negation
So I can make a giant pit under him? Might be useful.
>Slayer's Ritual of Cold and Serenity
So I can cause a peaceful death of frostbite. Neat.
>Sinner's Charm of Deflection
Could be used to deflect his attacks. Just hope I'm sinful enough.
>The Chants of Worldly Platinum
I have no idea how to use this. Drop platinum bullion on his head?
>Call Angry Undead
Use, and then start running, because it says nothing about controlling them.

>>27973756
>Climb up ladder
"AHAHAH, you'll never catch me!"
>Enemy climbs up ladder after you
>Ladder explodes into flames.

The Marvelous Invocation of the Journeymen

I... Send the BBEG straight to hell? Or I decide not to and just leave I suppose.

>>27973989
>Call Angry Undead
"Hello, is this Bones Stop?"
"Yeah, this is Bones Stop."
"I was wondering if you have Battleskeletons?"
"GODDAMNIT I FUCKING HATE YOU KIDS STOP FUCKING CALLING!"

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>>27973989

Slayer's Ritual of Cold and Serenity sounds like something out of HNK.

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>Conjure Gender-reversal

>>27973995

The hidden twist is : The BBEG is secretly a trans-ladder, post op. It's lir/zir's one weakness.

This is the plot to Dragon Age 4.

>Breath of Heavenly Lightning

I think it's going to be ok.

>>27974032
Yeah, I thought it sounded anime-ish.

>>27974067
You forgot the greatest twist of all. You too, are a ladder.

Written by M. Night Shyamalan

>Electrical Aura of Good

Ah shoot. Best spell ever. Electric boogy~

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>Jagged Doors of Ooze

"Right through here, Mr BBEG. That guy called you a cunt!"

Sometimes only evil can defeat evil.

Sigil of Become Unholy Necromancer

I guess I join him. Eat shit, good guys.

>Ghost's Chain of Frost
I-I guess it will slow them down at least?

Distant Metal Lance

Fat lot of good it will do me all the way over there!

>Greater Sun of Mana
Well then, it appears I'm going to burn him to death with pure magic.
Fitting.

>The Twenty Spiritual Evocations of Honor
I suppose I'm going to lecture him into surrendering.

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>Webs of shooting nothing
I can't shoot web.

Divination of Sapphire

Well.

>It's over, hero! All you have worked for is lost, and soon your life will end!
>Oh yeah? Well YOUR SAPPHIRE NECKLACE IS OF A VERY LOW QUALITY!

> Moon Annihilation

Welp, time to drop the moon on everyone.

>Sly Gods' Exorcism of Air
Hm, exorcising the air. This sounds like a terrible idea.

Metal Control

IRON MAIDEN! BLACK SABBATH! TO ME!

>>27968904
Builder's Warmth

Fuck me

>Rite of Call Speakers
>the BBEG is an "untouchable" drug kingpin, finally on trial but slippery as fuck
>good end

>>27968904
>Ritual of Happiness
Do I cast it on myself and die happy? Or do I target the BBEG and hope that it fixes whatever makes him/her/it/whatever fuck shit up?

The Fifty Glamours of Bear Slaying
Big Bear Evil Guy?

>Purple Disks
Whelp.
We're fucked.
He's fucked.
Everyone's fucked.

>>27968904
>Become Titans

I guess as long as the BBEG has no 3D manuevering gear...

Drunken Amazon's Conjuration of Assailing

Calm down, guys. I've got this.

Annihilate doors.

Well i can always wreck all the doors between me and the exit and run like hell.

>Abyssimal Divination of the Benevolent Annihilators

The What?

>Glorified Sigil of the Angry Arch-angel
I summon a pissed off angel to save my sorry ass, and then retreat to a safe distance

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>>27968989

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>Call Fighters

>>27968904
>Rune of Seduce Rulers
I hope the BBEG is a ruler of some sort, like a gang or a kingdom or an evil empire.

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>transform holes

>>27969337
> great and powerful
careful pal

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Arch-angel Summoning. Holy shit i won out for once

>>27968904
>Ultimate Witchery of Conjuration
did i fuck up a powerful conjuration spell pretty badly
-or-
summon the ultimate spell or witch

>>27968904
>Glamour of Seduce Benevolent Lizards
....
Yeah, I'm screwed.

Nothing Negation.

So I'm useless.

>>27978971
No, you're not. You negate nothing. By negating nothing, you bring in something. But what that something is is yet to be seen.

>>27968904
>Unholy Sorcery of Strangulation.

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

Saintly Working of Gender-Reversal.

I hope the BBEG is Tumblr.

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>>27978932
I'd say that depends on the reptile in question.

>>27968904
>Berserker's Barrier of Ether
I'm imagining this as a magical enchantment that creates an extremely powerful magical force field around me at the cost of sending me into a battle-frenzy that only ends when the shield is broken or fades away, or when every enemy I face is dead. An extremely dangerous spell, given that there's no guarantee I can kill my enemy with my wizardly muscles even in the grip of frenzy and with an invincible shield, but definitely an unexpected tactic.

>>27979029
>seduce
Screwed either way, no?
And it's specifically seducing *benevolent* lizards, who tend not to be BBEGs in the first place.

>Bone Shield
Either it's a shield made of bone, or a shield against bones. This would probably have been more useful earlier in the fight, when it'd have been shielding more than just me.

>>27969473
Sounds like The Remembering High the Memory in spell form.

>>27969222
>Endless Curse of Fertility and Charisma
>Not using your powers of sexy to make the BBEG fall madly in lust with you.
>Not bending her/him/it over and having your way with her/him/it right there on the final battlefield.
>Not leaving the BBEG in post-coital bliss, no longer in the mood to fight or do anything but lie there until her/his/its legs stop shaking.
>Not magically impregnating the BBEG with your lovechild (yes, even if male), ending any further conflict while it raises your child.
You dun goofed, wizard.

>>Balance Alteration

So I make him dizzy. Hopefully we're on a high tower with no railings.

>The Glorious Evocation of the Ancient Screamers

Oh, yeah. I got this. Gonna scream his freakin' head off. Sure hope the bad guy ain't immune to sonic attacks.

The.. Glamour of Alter Dungeons.

"OKAY DARLING. We're going to scjuzz this place a bit! Some curtains will cover those nasty stone walls right up - zam! A little glitter will really help amplify our light sources! Here, let me blow some into your eyes!"

Then I stab him 37 times in the chest.

>>27968904
>Seduce Soldiers

Well, this is going to be easy.

>Cat Killing

Hopefully the trauma from witnessing me killing cats will break him down.

>Eternal Sigil of Silver and Innocence

Um... not entirely sure what's gonna happen with this.

>>27984669
BBEG adopts you and allows you to suckle at his teat.

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>>27968904
Sigil of Become Agile Animals

As the BBEG approaches, I cackle maniacally and turn the party into squirrels and cats.
>''NYAAAH! You've yet to taste my power!''

>>27968904
Casting of call Creator

If all else fails just give god a call. He should know what to do.

>>27968904
Demons' Lineage

I think this is more of a feat, but this basically is telling me to go demon mode and beat him up harder.

ctrl-f "Rope Trick;" zero results
>mfw nearly 200 posts and nobody uses this spell to get all their other spells back

>>27968904
Lordly Conjuration of the Haunted Eagles

I think I will be fine.

Embossed Lances of Silver

I like where this is going

Rite of Control Elven Speakers

I guess I control all the Elves(And any non-Elves who speak Elven) and make them fight the BBEG for me.

>>27987455
Did you look at the link? Do you know what this thread is about?

The Sylvan Chant of the Studious Messiah

Innocent Monk's Hex of Sludge

I make a hexagonal pattern of sludge after striking the floor with my fist, the sludge slows and poisons the opponent, as well as doing 1D6 damage per turn to anything it's touching. And 1d4 damage per turn after escaping the sludge for another 5 turns.

>>27968904
Defile Lanterns

My last act of defiance, I'm gonna shit in your lights.

Human killing.
Seems useful. If the BBEG is non-human i could at least kill myself quickly.

>>27968904
>Earth Negation
That's right, I can negate the very planet!

...I think I might actually be the BBEG, and am fine with that.

>>27968904
The Workings of Glorious Lava

GLORIOUS

>>27987781
>didn't really read thread
My bad; here it is:

Exorcism of Compassion

>This allows me to give zero fucks when the BBEG begs for mercy....or threatens to execute the hostages. "God-damnit; he's taking cover behind hostages, making him harder to hit.... I guess I'll just have to use an area effect spell and fry all of them, too bad."

>>27988240
>human
>on /tg/
Choose one; no one on 4chan is human (even those who first arrive as "human" soon lose their humanity entirely and become something else).

Rolled 58

Assaults of Time.

I age the BBEG to the point where it becomes painful to live.

Roll must be higher than a 50 in order for me to win.

>Ritual of Conjure Victory

That was lucky.

Kingly Web of Sound.
If this can be BS'd into turning the BBEG deaf or messing with his inner ear via vibrations, this could turn out well.

Illusion of Desire

Well maybe he won't want to kill me if he wants to bang me, right?

>Haunting Haunt's Haunted Haunt

I think I broke it
Way too spooky for me

>>27968904
>Transform Gauntlets

His arms now fight for me? Why didn't I cast this sooner?

>The Exceptional Rune of the Perfected Gravedigger

Buried alive, bitch.

>Stranglers' Happiness

Oh man this is not good for him, not good at all.
At least if I have the strength to back it up. Or maybe it scales with intelligence.

>>27968904
The Elven Ceremony of the Infamous Priestess
>oh boy, a whore coven of scantily clad elven nuns

>Kill Messiah

Lucky for me, Jesus was the villain all along.

>Break Gems

Well if he has amulets and shit that give him power this might work. If it's a dragon hording shit this will make him very angry indeed.

The Seven Accursed Illusions of Gates

"Ladies and Gentlemen, what's behind Door #1? Or will you try Door #2?"
Doesn't matter, they all bestow curses. Also, the doors aren't real.

>Wind Negation

I might not kill the BBEG but at least flatulence will never ever be a problem for me again.

The Seven Exorcisms of Crystal Transformation

Watever the Fuck this does I just did it.

>>27990673
>Dwarven Rune of Conjure Wind

Not so fast, wizard!

>Mana Conjuration

Well that's just entirely broken.

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>The Blessed Curse of the Generous Fish

I, what?

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The Uncountable Sigils of the Yellow Knives

Burning Beams of Lava

Seems powerful... a tad redundant, but powerful. BBEG is going down, as long as he isn't a fire elemental

The axe of swimmers.

I guess it's an axe that lets you swim quite well? Fair enough.

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>>27977273
>Ceremony of Control Opening

A pussy magnet, literally!

I for one find the Evil Animal Minion Generator infinitely more entertaining

http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=evilanimalminion

>Release the angry mechanical bears!

>>27968904

Titans' Exorcism of Good

pretty edgy

>>27968904
Villainous Incatation of Flaying and Barbarism

>>27990816
>Release the berserk vampire pandas with laser eyes!
This sounds incredibly entertaining.

Release the radioactive murderous assasin demonic beavers!

This is right up my alley...if you get what I mean

Serene Fish's Rune of Drunkenness

You have to wonder how such spell came into being. Did a fish monk that multiclassed into a wizard invent it to get drunk easily while pretending to meditate? Is being drunk the road to Nirvana?

>Hand of Slime
Shit, Im screwed, AND my hand is dropping on my shoes.

>>27990816
>Release the enormous psychopathic invisible chihuahuas with the ability to emit EMP bursts!

...and that's how we killed God.

>>27977377
Wheres the BMX bandit?

Worldly Exorcism of the Compassionate Gravediggers

I think it's just a nice way of saying "mass reanimate dead."

>>27990816
>Release the supersonic bears that spew deadly parasites!

You had me at supersonic bears.

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>>27990816
>Release the teleporting robot sharks!

Deflect Crystals
Really.
Really.
Well unless the BBEG is a shardmind or loves Ioun stones I am BONED.

>Blue Ball of Cold
that means two things

>Demons' Blasts of Darkness

I think I'm ok, actually.

>Alter Distance

I alter the distance between us so I can run refuel my spells before going back.

>Strangler's Ceremony of Acid and Lifedraining

Sounds thorough.

>The Eighty Rites of Canine Calling

I hope I get Cerberus, and not Lassie. Assuming they even listen to me that is.

The Unknowable Casting of the Celestial Arch-Angel

Sounds fun.

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Titans Ruthlessness
Groovy

>>27968904
>Detect Moons

Well, at least I now know what a space station is.

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>>27968904

Imperial Fortification

>Ceremony of Summon Minor Elf
Elf summon, what do?

>>27968904
The Elven Conjuration of the Cruel Ogre

I summon an Ogre who murders the shit out of the BBEG. I win.

>Rune of Lightning Transformation

Need to make myself immune to electric damage and then draw this on the BBEG

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Ancient Conjuration of the Barbaric Beater
I got this.

>>27968904
>Seduce Monsters
OOOOOOH YEAH!

Unless the monsters are dudes, then it becomes a bit creepy... and very awkward.

>>27991940
Open your mind.

And your legs.

The One-hundred Exorcisms of the Burning Robes

It sounds kind of pimp actually. Especially if the Burning Robes was a magical order instead of robes that are actually engulfed in flames.

>Zone of Earth

I cast it on his circulatory system

>>27968904
Wicked Curse of the Happy Serpent

I give him the hardest, most painful, throbbingest boner he's ever had, this causes him to surrender unconditionally. I am forever known as the "Greatest Serpent Charmer Ever"

>>27990816
>Release the single-minded teleporting mechanical ducks that are immune to bullets!

teleporting mechanical ducks.....

not dogs, not badgers, not bears, not even anything from australia.... no, I get freaking DUCKS.

oh well.... at least I have my own private air/land/sea force. ONWARD MY MINIONS! TO VICTORY!

>>27968904
Time Control.
I think I'll be fine.

>Hunters' Rune of Negation
Fuck your magic

>>27968904
Books of Greater Metal

I beseech thee, Gods of Rock! Empower my Ax that I may shred this mighty foe in your name! Take no prisoners, take no shit!

The Good Rune of the Gravediggers

If the BBEG is a lich, I've probably at least delayed the zombie apocalypse. If not, fuck.

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>>27991538
We'll need a specialist.

>>27990816
>Release the super-fast insane regenerating vampire elephants with the ability to walk up walls!
It's the walking up walls that gets you.

>Final Curse of Seduce Wyrm

Boner...what are you doing? Boner...stahp!

>>27968904
>The Infinite Callings of Bear Calling
FEAR MY ARMY OF BEARS!

>>27990816
>Release the radioactive penguins that are immune to bullets!
We're gonna tap-dance those motherfuckers TO THEIR GRAVES! While Morgan Freenman narrates!!
>Release the ninja vampire platypi!
*BAM* No more Australia.
>Release the psychic android crocodiles with laser eyes!
Scariest thing I've ever heard of; defenitely making an appearance in my next M&M adventure.
>Release the invisible berserk ninja kangaroos with self-destruct devices!
*BAM* No more Australia... AGAIN!!!
>Release the shape-shifting berserk vampire porcupines that spew deadly parasites!
I've got nothing for this one. I'm all 2spooky'd out.

>>27969616
BUGGER. WE WERE JUST GETTING TO THE CHA CHA CHA.