>>27956521
anyone?

>>27956619
Well this is depressing

>>27956619
sorry i've been kind of busy

>>27956762
so what's the vote?

>>27956619
present as well

>>27956792
Why hello there

>>27956780
i'd leave
we are a new god, i'd imagine we should wait till we get strong enough to personally kick his ass.

Rolled 48

>>27956521
fuck yea just saw this


[] this meadow would make a fine train station
we do need one by our base


'all my life infinite train works "

>>27956827
aaah yeaah

>>27956521
[X] This meadow would make a fine train station

>>27956619
Would of got here earlier but I had to make me somethign to eat, but now zee captain has arrived!

>>27956973
Welcome

>>27956951
You begin to walk away. And then you take a good, long look at this meadow. Its actually quite large and nice.

"You know this meadow would make a fine train station" You say smiling.

"What does it matter" The man says.

"Oh not much, besides the fact that the wild life will have to go" You say as you turn to him "and that includes you". You think about throwing open your coat for dramatic effect, before remembering, it still hasn't been fixed, and that makes you mad, so very mad. So you grab the fabric of reality and tear it open like a bag of chips, releasing you favorite toy upon the world. the train crashes into the man, and you begin to laugh, that is until you notice that it stopped moving.....is ...is HE THROWING IT AT YOU
roll1d100

Rolled 75

>>27957119

Rolled 61

>>27957119
casual walk through the cars at super speed, then put the steam up to 11 and really hit him with a train magic fire bellowing out catching the forest.

Rolled 46

>>27957119
Gotta love those trains

Rolled 50

>>27957119
sorry, was at the store.

>>27957119

Rolled 21

>>27957119

>>27957148
Well now that is just rude. You begin to weave through the cars as they crash into the ground and the trees, leaving ugly craters and sending burning coals through the air, causing the meadow and forest to begin to alight with an unnatural fire. You see a face a pure rage come rushing at you, along with what looks lie spiked vines dripping with a vile substance.
what do you do
[]PAWWWNCH roll1d100
[] dodge roll1d100
[] FLUFFY BITE roll1d100
[] Mr Fritz!!!!
[] other

Rolled 75

>>27957290
>[] CANE DUEL

Rolled 52

>>27957290
Smack this insolent fool with your cane

Rolled 26

>>27957290
Go forth my fluffy companion!

Rolled 91

>>27957290
It's cane time!

I fucking knew it!
Rolls drop as soon as we start facing increasingly virtuous individuals.

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>>27957316
"FOUL WRETCH" You shout as you raise your cane to strike him down.
"DEEEEFILER" He screams, fist rocketing towards you. You hear something crack, and you see the man hit the ground with a thud, before you find yourself in a tree, not on, or under, but embedded in the wood with a headache
Health: Alright
what do you do
[] CHARGE roll1d100
[] Summon something roll1d100
[] tag in a god (dark three only) roll 1d100
[] other

>>27957453
Mr. FRITZ!!!

Rolled 54

>>27957453
>[] Summon Mr Fritz

>>27957453
Time to call Mr. Fritz.

Yeah, he is going to love this

Rolled 42

>>27957453
Mr Fritz!
We should probably actually teach him something after this though.

Rolled 22

>>27957453
Seal the fucker into the lake just like our predecessor did before us.

Rolled 65

>>27957453
>>27957482

Rolled 52

>>27957453
Summon a train to run over whatshername and while the big guy rushes to protect her daughter, we impale the guy from behind, transform the cane into minigun while it's still inside him and start unloading.

If he doesn't rush to protect her, the traintracks gain a sacrifice.

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>>27957556
"MR FRITZ" You shout to the heavens, causing your champion to erupt from the ground

"What do you want" he asks.

"Aid me in destroying this man" You say.

"Nah man" A voice says from the flames"You just can't kill nature like that".

"Hey aren't you that homeless bastard who won't stop trying to get Freebies" Mr fritz says, sounding angry.

"N..no" The badly dressed and smelling man says "I am the champion of naaaaaaaaature".

"....Boss, can I kill him" Mr. fritz asks.

What do you say
[] yes (do you wish to switch to the fritz?)
[] no, he's mine
[]summon someone else behind the champion of nature

>>27957606
that is dastardly, I love it

Rolled 43

>>27957640
"and raze his corps to carry your stuff."

>>27957640
yes. Then implement the dastardly plan >>27957606

Rolled 73

>>27957606
I vote this

>>27957640
>[X] yes (do you wish to switch to the fritz?)

And then use the dastardly plan.

Rolled 63

>>27957640
dastardly plan go

Rolled 75

>>27957640
dastardly plan go

>>27957717
"Kill him" You say as you prepare to unleash another train upon the man, However reality appears to be resisting your attempt to summon another train
do you attempt to tear it asunder again?
roll1d100

Rolled 49

>>27957777

Rolled 69

>>27957777

Rolled 34

>>27957777

Rolled 36

>>27957777

Rolled 9

>>27957777
Fucking reality man, always getting in the way.

>>27957804
You grab the veil of reality, and hear a horrible tearing noise as the space which you grabbed is torn away, leaving only the void.....the void....endless black....trying to pull you back into it. 'NO NO NOOOOOOOOO. NOT AGAIN" You scream as it tries to drag you back to your personal hell
what do you
[] Get out of here
[] Mr. Fritz is dangerously close to it, get him away from the tear in reality
[] Pull it apart more
[] other
all actions require a roll of 1d100

Pretty sure this will end up with us going "I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME CAPTAIN PLANET!"

Rolled 43

>>27957930
pull it apart more.

This time we wont bow down this time we wont let it consume us this time shall consume it.

>>27957930
>[]pull it apart more
FUCK IT, we've gone this far.

Rolled 32

>>27957930
Punt the fucker natureboy to the void and leg it with fritz.

Rolled 53

>>27957930
>>27957939
>"I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME CAPTAIN PLANET!"
Time to make a tactical withdrawel

>>27958012
no roll?

Rolled 31

>>27957992
Pull it shut again, cackling insanely as we go.

Rolled 25

[] Pull it apart more
[] other

Punt the champion of nature to the hole.

Rolled 8

>>27957930
Pull it apart more!

DAMN YOU CAPTAIN PLANET!

Rolled 36

>>27957930
Pull it more and try to get nature god to be sucked into it

Rolled 66

>>27957930
Close that shit! If possible let Antlerman go to hell.

Rolled 64

roll

Rolled 68

Push Antlerman into the rift instead of us.

I knew this was going to end up like this.
At least we didn't lose to fucking aquaman.

>>27957992
The sight of your old dwelling causes you to go a tad bit more insane
"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE" You scream as you tear open this cancerous sore upon reality "I WANT MOOOOOOOORE"
However it begins to drag you in
roll1d100 to resist
"BOSS HELP" MR.Fritz screams as he grabs onto a branch. the champion of nature appears to be turning into a tree and appears just as afraid
(do you wish to send Mr.Fritz back to the cottage y/n)

Rolled 69

>>27958100
Y Send our champion back.

Rolled 100

>>27958100
Y

>>27958115
Well it's decided

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>>27958115
Fuck yeah

>>27958115
And so we learned to harness the void!

>>27958115
Woot first 100

Rolled 69

>>27958100
Fritz should stay here and witness what we're about to pull off.

Rolled 49

>>27958115
I salute you sir or madam

>>27958115
Void powers get!

>>27958115
Bethany the reanimator, lord of trains, master of void, patron god of facial hair and stylish clothing.

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>>27958115
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsRh83BXvOE)
You snap your fingers, and John vanishes in a puff of black smoke, just as the branch snaps from the hunger of the void. You feel yourself being drawn in, until you hear a familar voice

"Reap what you so" the voice says as the world around you turns dark and twisted, with capering demons dancing along the trees and shadows that look like the silhouettes of thugs.
*reaping activated*
the pull stops, but the void continues to widen
What do you do.
[] attempt to close the void roll1d100
[]KILL KILL KILL KILL roll1d100
[] SAVE FLUFFY roll1d100
[] other

Rolled 31

>>27958242
>KILL KILL KILL KILL roll1d100
Fluffy need no saving

Rolled 32

>>27958242
PUSH ANTLERMAN INTO THE VOID, THEN CLOSE IT.

Fluffy doesn't need saving, he is capable of handling himself.

Rolled 92

>>27958242
>KILL KILL KILL

Rolled 69

>>27958242
>[x]KILL KILL KILL KILL roll1d100
>>27958287
Hah, this is a good day for rolls

Rolled 65

>>27958242
Save fluffy and open it wider!

*insert mad cackling*

Rolled 95

>>27958242
lets go with a classic
[]KILL KILL KILL KILL

Rolled 23

>>27958242
I must say, I'm loving the music.

Also, stabilize the rift and form an interdimensional trainstation on the spot.
"I told you this place would make a FANTASTIC spot for a train station."

>>27958321
Supporting this option, but after we should do thi:

>>27958387

>>27958387
A wonderful idea!

>>27958287
You calmly unsheathe the blade within your cane and begin to sprint towards a now horrified looking antler man.

"YOU FOOL" He shouts "YOU'LL BRING DOOM TOO ALL"

"I DON'T CARE" YOU SHOUT "AND I CAN FIX IT, I ALWAYS CAN". He's distracted, allowing you to strike freely. You drive your blade into his shoulder and with the force of an angry god, drag it down, leaving a mass of ruined flesh and fabric......Wait, how is he still standing
He swats you away.
"ARE YOU TRULY SO SELF ABSORBED TO NOT REALIZE THE WORLD WILL DIE IF WE DO NOT STOP THE VOID" He shouts.

"Like I said" You say cracking your broken jaw back into place "I don't care"
Health: Bruised
what do you do
[] attack roll1d100
[] Widen the void somemore, it seems to distract your foe, roll1d100
[] Kill the champion of nature, roll1d100
[] other roll1d100

Rolled 9

>>27958423
>[x] attack roll1d100
Finish Him

Rolled 71

>>27958423
Summon trains from the void, as many as we can manage. Blot out the sky with trains while shouting CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKER

Rolled 90

>>27958423
>attack roll1d100
DIE DIE DIE!

Rolled 51

>>27958423
>[] laugh as you rip void open

Rolled 5

>>27958476
this sounds fun especially considering dat earlier 100. Void trains here we come from all kinds of other dimensions and universes.

Rolled 86

>>27958476

So....summon a train station?

Rolled 39

>>27958423
Punt the champion of nature to the void and close it.

>>27958526
...
Why didn't I think of that?

Did our world just break in the first week?
Fuck, I hope this thing has a warranty.

>>27958526
Train Station to stabilize the rift, prevent the bleed in and begin the Grand Central Nation that will be our realm.

>>27958593
>Grand Central Nation

>>27958593
Wait. Are we inadvertently trying to add "transportation between dimensions, realities and in-realities" to our portfolio? Because if so I approve.

>>27958646
>"...dimensions, realities and un-realities"

>>27958646
The Bethany and Co. Party:

We Make Sure the Trains Run On Time

Rolled 83

>>27958646
That's kind of the point of having a trainstation sitting on a rift.
Demons, angels or gods doesn't matter.
All of them pay must pay for their tickets.

>>27958681
*not responsible for any local or systemic disruptions or destruction to space-time or insanity caused by vehicles during operation.

>>27958681
People don't pay to get on, but they'll have to pay to get off.
The duration of the trip depends how much they are willing to pay.

>>27958479
You decide that if you are going to die here, today, you're going to take down as many people with you as possible. You know the void, and you know it, you give it a thumbs up and a wink as it consumes the skies with a screech, which you assume is it doing similar.

"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN" You shout "BOYS AND GIRLS, HAVE I GOT A SPECIAL TREAT FOR YOU TONIGHT". And with that, trains begin to rain from the sky, tearing up the earth beneath it.

meanwhile
"IT APPEARS TO BE THE END OF DAYS" The old television sputtered out, showing blurry images of trains raining down upon the city. I touched the hole where my eye used to be
"Rookie" I say as I prepare to teleport myself to the epicenter of this tragedy "Don't follow me"

"I ain't leaving you chief" The young man says "If you go down, I'm coming with ya".

"I love you rookie" You say as you pat the man on the shoulder as you both jump into hell to stop this mad god.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE'S DESTROYING EVERYTHING" You shout to the angel who brought you this news.

"I'm sorry madam" he says "But it appears Sir Dastardly has gotten into a slight scuffle with nature, and decided to tear reality a new asshole". You grab your sword, This injustice cannot go unabated, and besides, if you must die, at least let it be bringing one as handsome as he to justices.

"I must go" You say to the gathered shields "The world needs my protection". and with that you fly off too protect those who cannot protect themselves.

You look at the window to see a ever widdening hole in reality spread across the sky, you light your pipe and sigh
"Godammit boss" You say as you sit down to stare at it.
What do you do
[] MORE TRAINS roll1d100
[] WIDEN THE VOID roll1d100
[] When did you fellows get here
[] other roll1d100

Rolled 39

>>27958818
>[] When did you fellows get here
?

lets all team up and save the world or something.

>>27958781
- Vagrants will be thrown bodily from the train in between stops*
- Traveling farther than your payment allows will result in immediate enslavement in service to Bethany & Co. Enterprises, subject to termination without warning.

*"Between Stops" implies ejection into the far realms between dimesnions. Survival is guaranteed**
**State of being is not guaranteed to be pleasant.

Rolled 60

>>27958818
[X] Suck all the trains back into one central station and contain the void

Rolled 67

>>27958818
>[x] MORE TRAINS roll1d100
Lets create a inter-dimensional train station

>>27958818
Aww, no inter-dimensional train station :(

> [] When did you fellows get here

Rolled 74, 43 = 117

>>27958818
[] MORE TRAINS roll1d100
[] WIDEN THE VOID roll1d100

Fuck it, we're going all the way.

Rolled 64

>>27958818
>[]Widen the void

Rolled 45

>>27958871
>>27958873
Rolling in support of these. In the end, we desire order above chaos anyway.

Rolled 16

>>27958818
>When did you fellows get here
>Create inter-dimensional train station, using void engines the trains can cross to other worlds throu the void. The IDTS (inter-dimensional train station) effectively with help of the void stabilizer keeps the void from devouring the world.

Rolled 67

>>27958915
>>27958873
>>27958871
Super train station!

Rolled 74

>>27958818
TRAINS FOR THE TRAIN GOD!
[] MORE TRAINS roll1d100
Keep raining trains until somebody fucking fixes your coat.

>>27958896
"When did you fellows get here?" You ask as you give the void the signal for more trains

"When you started" The say in unison
"Destroying the world"
"Bringing upon the end of days"
"Harming the innocent"
"The old woman called me"
"I AM HERE TO HELP YOU BOSS"
"YOU ARE DESTROYING MY CITY" a man with a crown, that appears to be embedded in his head screams
"Interesting" You say as you begin to fiddle with the borders of the void, maiking it grow even larger "Now run along, I am currently fighting this bloke right here. It is then you see various sharp, blunt, and burning objects fly towards you
roll5d100

Rolled 58, 16, 53, 32, 16 = 175

>>27958989
Rolling for Dodge

Rolled 11

>>27958818
Since we get a bonus by being near trains, being at the comic center of all trainity should give us some sort of boost yes?

>>27958932
note the void is currently around the size of a large city
it would require a godly roll to close that shit now, or a sacrifice
in other words, why didn't you stop it sooner

Rolled 52, 49, 92, 27, 98 = 318

>>27958989

Rolled 58, 42, 18, 88, 21 = 227

>>27958989
"You know, if certain somebody hadn't refused to fix the goddamn coat that she broken, none of this would be happening."

Rolled 3

>>27958818
>[] Other

Stabilize the portal so we can build an interreality nexus there.

Rolled 65, 60, 5, 96, 86 = 312

>>27958989
It's the end of days I guess let's see where the dice lands.

Rolled 67, 57, 1, 96, 26 = 247

>>27958989

>>27959018
train tracks, the void is just kind of shitting them out

Rolled 4, 55, 4, 98, 1 = 162

>>27958989
Now would be a fucking awesome time to get quad 100's

>>27959021
We are a classic evil cartoon villain, Its not our job to stop voids closing. In fact its exactly the opposite.

>>27959021
Clearly grand central staion is the size of the city then.

>>27959021
Because that fucking bitch tore our coat and didn't have the common courtesy to at least fix it.

>>27959041
>>27959043
Ah hell

Rolled 86, 10, 40, 19, 30 = 185

>>27958989
shits going down

Rolled 8, 7, 85, 27, 7 = 134

>>27959021

>>27958387
>>27958526
>>27958593
>>27958646
>>27958703
>>27958873
>>27958932


I think we've been trying to make that station for quite a while now :P

>Dodging

Rolled 91, 50, 43, 99, 7 = 290

"I want to get off mr bethany's wild ride"

>>27959066
>We are a classic evil cartoon villain, Its not our job to stop voids *opening*. In fact its exactly the opposite.

>>27959021
COAT IS STILL TORN, fuck world need coat.

>>27959075
>>27959078
It's obviously time to use the gods as building bricks for the Grand Central Station then.

>>27959022
A bolt of lightning grazes you, as does a spear shrouded in sunlight.
You dodge a flying shield.
but get swatted aside by a root covered in slime.
You bring your foot down upon the man you can only assume is the king. The bearded fellow is currently punching the champion of nature in the face and screaming
health: injured
What do you do
[] choke the life out of him
[] king more lie princess
[] other

>>27959146
Turn him into the building blocks for the grand central station.

>>27959146
[X] king more lie princess

One for the great sacrifise for grand central station.

>>27959146
>King more like princess
>Team up with justice to right wrongs (make her seal the void and convince her it's all natures fault. (Stealing our subjects is injustice)

>>27959170
A grand idea!

>>27959146
>[]Scream that if someone doesn't fix your damn coat right now you will keep spreading Voidbro

>>27959146
>[x] king more like princess
This is Madness

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Rolled 77

>>27959146
Transform the king into a little girl and ride a train to the void.
It's either that or be butchered by everybody around here.

>>27959225
Madness you say?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ovvCZ0ktw0

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>>27959210
Oh, I like this
This whole thing started because a certain somebody tore our coat and didn't bother fixing it.

>>27959235
"KING?" You shout to the panicking man "MORE LIKE PRINCESS". You dig your fingers into his neck as you give him the MISSY brand punishment as the world is torn apart around you. You begin to laugh as he flails around in your grip before the change takes effect
roll1d100 to dodge an incoming strike

Rolled 37

>>27959314

Rolled 92

>>27959314

>>27959191
Supporting this.

it's a good point actually, the reason this started was because Viviane broke the contract we made with her, destroyed our property, and betrayed us. That's injustice right there, right on down the New York Line.

Rolled 60

>>27959314

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and so, the lord of trains, god that was first day in his job accidently the whole world

because a bitch refused to fix his coat

Rolled

>>27959314
Wish we just turn him into building blocks instead so he can be a sacrifice for the grand central station. We could have inter-dimensional monsters by now.

>>27959351
You kind of just bound her to yourself, never really forced her to sign anything

Rolled 88

>>27959373
>>27959314
Fuck that up my bad

>>27959373
We can still do that.

>>27959397
It was a verbal contract.

>>27959406
Yeah but we need the other gods to pull that off too. Well better get to work

>>27959373
It can still be done!

>>27959373
Bingo. Everyone knows that princesses make the best sacrifices to the void and the best foundations for reality-nexus train hubs.

>>27959397
Didn't she say "I'll do ANYTHING if you release me" and then when we released her, and she was about to attack us, we named the condition of her servitude as payment?

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>>27959340
"DIE YOU SON OF A BITCH" The one eyed man shouts as he attempts to bring down a god with a feeble spell. You step out of the way, smiling as it slams into an angel who appeared to be trying to stab you from behind. You drop the princess and she proceeds to start crying in fear. Causing them to start focusing on each other instead of you.
The void is fuck huge

"WHY HASN'T ANYONE FIXED MY COAT" You yell as reality screams in pain
What do you do
[] attack someone roll1d100
[] Help Brian kill the champion of nature
[] make light conversation
[] other

>>27959498
Yea and we weren't exactly immortal at that time either, so it was hardly an unreasonable payment.
Mostly going to involve fixing coats and whatnot.

>>27959498
I forgot about that, but you also tortured her, which isn't exactly just

>>27959517
>[x] other
We got to tie princess to some rails.

Rolled 45

>>27959517
>Sacrifice champion of nature to stabilize/shrink the damn void.

>>27959517
Turn the Champion of nature into a sacrifice for the grand central station. Might as well grab princess King as well. A champion and a princess should make a decent foundation.

Rolled 29

>>27959517
>>27959589
I agree!

Rolled 23

>>27959543
What happens in the cabin STAYS in the cabin.

>>27959575
Supporting this.

>>27959517
>[]make light conversation
chat with justice, now seems like a good time to flirt.

Rolled 6

>>27959517
>>27959589
Sounds good.

Rolled 70

>>27959575
Use the champion as the sacrifice, bind the "King" as our adorable ticket-mistress.

>>27959517
>>27959589
I support this. It would alos be nice to have a conversation with Justice about justice.

Rolled 9

>>27959589
>>27959517
Might as well roll for my own suggestion.

>>27959517
Mind if I ask for one quick clarification regarding the Void? We talking empty yet almost alive and nihilistic Oblivion here or more a Space between Things which may or may not contain a host of Lovecraftian horrors? Or something else? (Asking because where the fuck did the trains come from if nothing's in there?)

>>27959517
>>27959624
Changing my vote to this

>>27959637
When you were in it, there was nothing, at all, except for the not devil. It is between all realites, so if you get sucked inside it you'll pop up somewhere else, eventually, though mad as a hatter. or perhaps you'll be reborn
its the void, it does as it pleases

Rolled 82

>>27959624
This seems entertaining and villainous.
Still, I doubt we can pull it off.

>>27959669
Excellent.

We do not guarantee the sanity of our railway's passengers.

>>27959624
Let's go with this. Time for a blind shot

>just walk in
>everyones cheering for bringing about the end of days and destroying reality itself
>bethany has gone full BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

WHAT IN THE FUCK ARE WE DOING? JESUS CHRIST STOP THIS SHIT NOW.

>>27959705
You grab nature's champion away from the bearded man, and toss him at the void in an attempt to appease it. It does not close, or shrink, and the foul smelling champion seems to be torn apart the second he touches it

"Ticket girl, why didn't it work" You as the kingcess, who responds by blubbering at the sight of the end of all things. useless you think as you stop a blade and toss its user into the void
what do you do
[] attack someone roll1d100
[] Try to close the void (noble sacrifice)
[] other

construct a train through the void, so that we can enter, leave, and traverse it as we please.

And more importantly, send people there.

Then knock Vivian into the void and close the rupture by filling it with trains.

>>27959749
I don't know, it all went to shit when they tried to summon a second train. but yes, reality is most likely fucked, well this one anyways

Rolled 24

>>27959752
close this shit holy fuck what are we doing guys?

>>27959752
Fuck this world time to jump into another.

Rolled 67

>>27959769
>this reality is fucked, not all of them
ONTO THE NEXT ONE, THE MULTIVERSE RAILWAY HAS NO BREAKS!

Rolled 91

>>27959749
We've been trying.

>>27959752
>[] Other

"Fellow Deities! Let us put aside these petty squabbles and focus on what's important - transportation. We must band together to stabilize the rift, or it will destroy us as the insane Nature god intended. Stand with me, I already have a Ticket Girl!"

>>27959752
>[x] Try to close the void (noble sacrifice)
Villian doing a noble Sacrifice? We going Vader I guess

>>27959752
Ok, who are we planning to convince to noble sacrifice themself to fix our tantrum wrought reality hole?

Rolled 73

>>27959752
Call all the gods to fix the damn thing.

>>27959803
Can't argue with that.

transform the gaping hole to the void into a little girl.

>>27959803
Perfect, you have my cane.

>>27959824
I don't know

>>27959803
Support I guess.

>>27959803
Bethany you smooth mofo.

"Brothers and sisters, we must lay down the tracks of friendship and create a station of unity. A station that will host the trains of equality for all deities, and represent a doorway to other worlds. Other worlds that we can bring our pantheon to, how does that sound?"

>>27959803
So would founding Reality Rails give us a power boost I wonder

>>27959844
and my moustache.
Ok, not my moustache, but you may touch my moustache.

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>>27959803
YES!

>>27959858
If that speech doesn't convince Justice to noble sacrifice herself to staunch the Wound (on reality) I don't know what will.

Do it.

>>27959769
We are a cheesy cartoon villain. This exactly what one of them would try to do before they get stopped by the good guys.

>>27959824
The Sheild obviously, innocent people sucked into the void etc.

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>>27959871
I call it - Grand Central Deification...

>>27959898
but we like justice.
>>27959905
this works.

>>27959905
yeah, the Shield is the most likely option given the consequences of NOT closing the rift - but if everyone joins their powers together he might not need to. All the gods are pretty bro except for nature.

>>27959955
Nature's going to get even mader. Perect.

>>27959955
Yes, well, nature is human's worst enemy.

>>27959955
Wouldn't nature technically hate ALL gods except herself, as they unbalance the natural order simply by existing?

>>27959803
"Fellow Deities! Let us put aside these petty squabbles and focus on what's important - transportation. We must band together to stabilize the rift, or it will destroy us as the insane Nature god intended. Stand with me, I already have a Ticket Girl!" You say as you dodge a flying shield and bolt of lightning

"AVAST HERETIC" A familiar voice screams

"Oh hello sir knight" you say as you norrowley avoid a thrown Missy "I do not like domestic abuse by the way".

"Are you trying to tell me nature would attempt to kill itself" a large floating towershield asks "Bah, lies, all of it".

"He started it, I was simply trying to procure my lost property" you says as you dodge a hail of spears

"YOU MEAN MY DAUGHTER" He screams as he tries to squash you with a large tree.

"Yes, and I am not sorry" You say "Now justice, can't you see that it is his fault".

"You kidnapped my daughter" he says trying to crush you again

"You broke my train"

"You killed my champion"

"He was already dead inside"

"YOU STARTED THE APOCALYPSE"

"I was drunk with rage and power"

"WILL BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP" Justice screams "I don't care at this point which one of you retarded man children tore reality a new anus, but it is going to consume EVERYTHING IF WE DON'T CLOSE IT".

What do you do
[] agree
[] nature is distracted, THROW HIM INTO THE VOID roll1d100
[] Bah, keep fighting roll1d100
[] other

>>27960008
Yup. At least she hasn't pulled a Gaia (that we know of) yet.

>>27960013
>[X] agree

>>27960013
>"YOU STARTED THE APOCALYPSE"
>"I was drunk with rage and power"
10/10 MC of the year.

>>27960013
[X] Agree.

>>27960013
>[] agree

"No reprisals? Deal."

>>27960013
>[x] agree
Excellent, lets see what we can do to fix that, I got so much nice stuff I'd hate to lose in this reality

Rolled 7

>>27960013
>nature is distracted, THROW HIM INTO THE VOID roll1d100
>attempt to close the damn void

>>27960013
Agree.

> "Are you trying to tell me nature would attempt to kill itself" a large floating towershield asks "Bah, lies, all of it".

"Have you heard of the heat death of the universe? Nature has been trying to kill itself FOREVER."

> "WILL BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP"

"Alright, but only because I have a soft spot for young ladies in armor. Also, you know you're going to have to punish your former Paladin, spousal abuse is never just."

Rolled 11

[X] nature is distracted, THROW HIM Into the Void roll1d100

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS

>>27960013
>[] agree
"Though honestly what kind of god leaves his daughter trapped in a lake for several centuries and then teaches her such poor manners that she immediately tries to murder the person who frees them? Honestly, most people would have killed the ungrateful bitch."

>>27960119
Good question.

>>27960119
She didn't even have the common courtesy to fix our coat after tearing it.

>>27960140
Poor child rearing skills all around really.

Rolled 48

>>27960013
>Nature is distracted, THROW HIM INTO THE VOID roll1d100

This feeds the void also kills one of those needed for fixing shit. Perfect.
[inser remarks about paladin spouse abuse and father leaving his daughter bound to a lake]

>>27960085
"Agreed, I have far to many nice things here to lose it" You say

"I will end you Defiler" Nature says

"You have harmed far to many innocents today, but we can save many more" the shield says
Justice says nothing

"BOSS, LET ME AID YOU" The bearded man says

"are we really trusting the sociopathic cartoon character" The one eye man asked.

"Bah, he's the one who ripped it open" justices says "he may be able to close it"

"Or he'll throw us all into it" Nature says

"I will kill your daughter" You say as you fly up to the void "The ungrateful bitch, I free her and what does she do, tear my coat and stain my wall". The void appears to have grown teeth
and countless arms, how exciting. It is jamming justice's angels into itself, their screams a choir unto themselve
roll1d100 to avoid being grabbed

>>27960155
Indeed, the only reason why social services haven't taken her is because her dad is a god.

>>27960119
Clearly the apocalypse started because nature is a bad parent.

Rolled 81

>>27960172

Rolled 40

>>27960172

Rolled 75

>>27960172
The void is nothig to the god of trains

Rolled 15

>>27960172

Rolled 58

GUYS

WE ARE THE BAD GUY

WHY ARE WE SAVING THE DAY?

Rolled 25

>>27960172
Hoo-boy. We havent used our refill yet, right?

Rolled 30

>>27960172

>>27960200
You can betray the other gods

Rolled 24

>>27960172
Move like a butterfly

>>27960200
You say saving the day, but I say taming the void in order to create the greatest train staion known to man.

Rolled 74

>>27960172
ROLL THE F out of D

Rolled 94

>>27960172
Oh Boy here we go

>>27960200
Because we also have an unprecedented sense of self preservation.

>>27960200
Because it costs us more than it gains us to let this world be devoured.

>>27960200
because this is a giant clusterfuck that we want over with as soon as possible?

Rolled 7

>>27960172
this could have all been avoided if she just fixed the coat

>>27960200
Because the void smells of butts and dead people.
Here we have nice clothes and everything.

Rolled 44

I say we team up with the void.

I'm sure it doesn't have any efficient means of transportation, something we would be able to provide it.

>>27960228
That, gentlemen, is an inter-dimensional train station in the works. Ticket-girl, one round-trip pass to Planescape please.

>>27960200
Cause if we don't save this world, then we can't get get sacrifices for our train powers

>>27960184
You zip through the sky, narrowley avoid several clawed hands. Almost there, almost there. one grabs your leg, but you kick it off. The other gods aren't doing as well, perhaps because they did spend so much time with the damn thing.
What do you do
[] Help a god (who) roll1d100
[] help the void catch a god (who) roll1d100
[] watch

>>27960200
Because the world is a cake and we're the one that gets to eat it. NOT THE FUCKING VOID! Ya got me?

>>27960260
Help out Justice

Rolled 32

>>27960260
[X] Help a god (all of them. Even the bad parent nature)

Rolled 100

>>27960260
[] Help a god (who) roll1d100
JUSTICE

>>27960260
>Help a god (who) roll1d100
Justice

>>27960284
I guess she lives.

Rolled 92, 54 = 146

>>27960260
Help justice.
"Accidentally" fuck up for nature while helping justice

>>27960284
WELP! Crises averted everyone.

>>27960284
Huh. Ok then.

>>27960284
Woot!

>>27960284
That's a nice roll there bro, I've seen you around. You're good att rolling,

Rolled 79

>>27960260
>help the void catch a god (who) roll1d100
Nature

"oops"

>>27960284
I'm gonna leave this alone, Villainously Heroic Damsel Rescue here we come!

>>27960284
oh yey, we saving our waifu

Rolled 41

>>27960260
[] Help a god (Justice) roll1d100
Obviously
Whose paladins are we going to mess with if she dies?

>>27960301
...you realize that if we actually do manage to kill him without controlling the circumstance there's a good chance we might a) kill the planet's life support system or b) pass his divinity to his daughter...who the other gods will probably prevent from being returned to our employ since that could give us too much power...glorious power...

>>27960348
She is still bound to us, is she not?

>>27960284
"No one gets to imperil Justice except ME! And I only plan to tie her to my train tracks as part of consentual* role play!"

*for a given value of consent...

>>27960381
Nah, she escaped.

>>27960381
She escaped, leading to this whole incident.

>>27960381
>implying she can escape being bound
>implying we arn't setting ourselves up to basically become supergod
>implying we have ever given up a singular flying fuck what the other gods think of us.

>>27960395
This really has been an incredible train wreck hasn't it?

>>27960381
Not strongly enough for it to survive the power surge. The pantheon would have to come to a consensus to shackle her back to us, and I don't really see that happening.

I can hear the newspapersboys already
> Dick Vilian Bethany Dastardly destroys the world in pursuit of fae trying to escape!

No one gets away.

>>27960411
>implying this isn't what happens when you become a super villain with enough free reign and left alone to his own devices
remember kids, kill the heroes early and you too can be a dastardy god of villany.

>>27960411
No pun intended, of course.

Another legitimate reason not to let this run its course is that we can't really take more than cursory credit for it. If we end the world, i want it to be a long, tortuous, diabolical plot. Not a cosmic accident.

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>>27960284
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=gVok-7tDFF8)
Justice, the antithesis of yourself, is in the process of being dragged into the void, her armor vanishing from existence as it tries to consume her. Well this can't do, who else will inspire heroes to kill you. the world would be boring with out clearly defined black and white morality. You smile as you dart between the forest of arms, ignoring the various champions of nature and wizards that are getting devoured by the void like a fat man devours sweets. You dance around the captured goddess, your unholy flames burning the hands of nothingness around her, your blade cutting her free from her binds. She falls into your arms. She tries to say something but you don't pay attention as it appears you have landed yourself in the epicenter of everything.

"Say doll, care for a dance?" You ask, grabbing her arms and spinning her around.

"W..w...what?!" she shouts her face turning rose red as you dance away from the horde of hands with gnashing teeth. The world is dieing and you are dancing with the god who opposes you, how quaint. Your divine powers flare as you are both surrounded. You know she is quite pretty, and this will most likely piss off a great deal of people this way.
Do you kiss the embodiment of justice
y/n

>>27960438
I think he's making a pun.

"HAH! He doesn't even have followers."
"Be nice, it's his first day in the job."
"OH MY GOD WHAT IS HE DOING!"
"IT'S THE APOCALYPSE!"

>>27960466
Meanwhile somewhere, Vorg is laughing his ass off

>>27960457
Like there is any other choice: Yes.

Rolled 85

>>27960457
Y like the french!

>>27960457
Y

Gotta put that 100 to use.

>>27960457
>y
New World Order Baby

>>27960457
y

>>27960457
Steal a kiss yes. We are a villain after all.

>>27960457
>Y

"You know, this is my first time, but this is always how the heroes did it when they rescued my damsels from the tracks.

>>27960457
Yes, but keep it classy since we still have a reality to save (for later exploitation and subjugation).

>>27960457
>Do it faggot
Like a sir

>>27960519
You know, from a certain perspective, Bethany has a solid sense of Justice. I mean, it's warped out of all proportion, but it's pretty consistent.

Maybe that's why Justice is inexplicably drawn to the 'Stache. We're just that bad boy - from the wrong side of the tracks - that she can try to change.

>>27960499
What *IS* that fat asshole doing?

>>27960502
You stare into the blushing goddess' eyes and lean in close, feeling her trembling. You kiss her, as the universe screams in the wrongness of what you are doing, from both of you explode pure power, neither good or evil
true neutral. it wipes away the hands around you. You have saved the embodiment of justice. But the neutral blast seems to have pushed the others closer to their dooms
what do you do
[] save a god(who) roll1d100
[] doom a god (who)
[] wait why is the hungering void doing here......AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH FUCK