>"...Sylvie?" the Princess says, completely shocked. "Wh... what are you doing here?"
>"Umm..." Sylvie begins, fidgeting, "...Reinhold said that you wanted to celebrate my beating Mr. Niklaus so I should show up for afternoon tea...?"
>"Reinhold? You called her here?" the Princess asks you, completely unsure as to what's going on.

"It's the party you planned for celebrating Sylvie's victory," you say.
"Umm, yeah," Sylvie joins in. "Last night at dinner, Reinhold said that you wanted to celebrate over tea so, um..."
"You didn't forget, did you?" you ask.

Completely flustered, Princess Marianne darts her gaze from you to Sylvie and back again, and then covers her face with her hand.

"Th... that's right..." the Princess mumbles to herself. "After what happened yesterday, I'd completely forgotten..."
"Umm, did I come at a bad time...?" Sylvie asks.
"N- no, not at all!" she repies, a nervous smile on her face. "Wwwwould you like to take a seat? Arnaud should be here shortly with the tea."

The Princess motions for you all to sit at the table. Sylvie quickly takes a seat, and the Princess flashes you a glance of "WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN ME" before the two of you follow suit

>say something
>stew in the awkwardness

>>27924285
>she repies
No, no pie. Only cake now.

>>27924285
>>say something

"I know I've said it before Sylvie, but that was quite the victory. Even Sir Gregory was impressed."

Give em something to talk about and let them go from there.

>>27924285
So Sylvie are you planning on secretly beating Nicolette to being knighted by being a badass?

>>27924285
>say something
Bring up the cakes that we made with Melanie and Nicolette's family and the one's from Wilhelms. Also, warn her that Nico is coming to.

>>27924285
>the Princess flashes you a glance of "WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN ME"
She sure is expressive.

Well, the party is ostensibly to congratulate Sylvie so let's start off with that.

>>27924316
This is fine.

>>27924320
Nah, let them be a surprise right up until they get here.

>>27924316
>>27924320
These.

Just like old times isn't it. Who knows Nicolette might show up to.

>>27924320
We should keep the cake baking part a surprise but we really should tell her Nico is coming.

maybe we should metion that Nicolette will be joining us shortly as well.

>>27924316
This will work

>>27924285
>say something
"I think Nico will be along shortly."

>>27924372
Well, we don't officially know Nico is coming do we? If she was here formally she'd already have arrived. Better to say "Nicolette might swing by to offer a congrats as well".

>>27924403
Her dad's practically forcing her so I'm pretty sure she is. Probably just dragging her legs.

>>27924403
This. Nick is only coming under duress so don't set her up.

I say cakes be a surpies too. Just make small talk.

>>27924403
Sir Gregory all but told her she is going to be attending.

>>27924403

She herself said 'see you there'

When/if Melanie drops by with the cakes we should invite her to sit and enjoy the party too. She helped out a lot and it would be nice to have a second mediator.

>>27924372
>>27924390
>>27924401
>>27924403

something like this >>27924361

>>27924285
Give her a massive grin

>>27924482
Concurred. If she can give "WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN ME" glance we can give a "It's more fun this way" grin.

>>27924464

That we should.

With 2 people in on the plan there. We can keep conversation going and not be too awkward.

>>27924285
>say something
say nothing but a polite smile.

>writing

>>27924464
It would be a nice gesture but I don't know if it would be proper in those day's.

awww shit this surprise party is going to set off quite a lady shit storm as the princess gets to see the girls probably like us and the girls get to see the princess probably likes us. Then there will be some misunderstanding which will allow jealously and self-doubt to take hold. This will probably go unnoticed by us but over time will drive a wedge between some of the girls and coming exploding back later in the quest.

Or I could just be a paranoid asshole.

>>27924492
this.. this works. i like it.

>>27924492
>Concurred. If she can give "WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN ME" glance we can give a "It's more fun this way" grin.
>>27924482
Too try hard and doesnt match up with us telling her before.

>>27924526
we are working on it so the latter is the result. we are reinhold, the healer of wounded maiden's hearts and relationships.

>>27924516
This castle is incredibly lax about these things. I don't think it would be a problem. We're just a bodyguard but we actually sit down and enjoy meals and tea with the princess rather than just stand silently behind her.

>>27924285
Magic. You know it, sylvie lives it and the princess is conversant in ut

"Rejoice mortals, for you have the pleasure of sampling the ReinKuchen"

>>27924554
We're all buddies here.

Except for Monique. Fuck that guy.

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>>27924567
Don't mind if I do.

>>27924567Well if anything we can ask the princess

>>27924582
I like you.

>>27924422
>>27924438
>>27924450
That doesn't make it official, since it's the princess throwing the party and she didn't invite Nicolette.

>>27924627
I hope you're aware that you're literally arguing about an unironic tea party.

Little girls everywhere are weeping.

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>tfw dance class after this

I wonder if arch is going to keep making us roll after that last debacle or if he'll just cut scene it now that he's gotten what he wanted.

>>27924694
The answer is easy. We don't dance.

>>27924694

Hes a sadist.

What do you think.

Thing is we cannot show fear. We just go dance with her like normal. Otherwise she'll think we're now scared of her and will get depressed.

>>27924727
Roll to not silently cry without realizing it as we dance.

>>27924694
Oh god I don't even want to imagine what another crit fail during dance class would do to us. Especially only one day after it.

>>27924727
Yeah, that's the best way to go about it. I hope Pauline does some apologizing and takes last night's shit into consideration when teaching the two of us from here.

Rolled 4

>>27924759
Okay.

>>27924843
>Reinhold and Marianne both silently weep out of mutual shame as they dance perfectly, Pauline contently watching as her training takes hold.

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>>27924876
>Pauline's face when

Rolled 5

>>27924770

Needs must, after all.

Theres still the ball in a while and she'll need all the practice for it.

>>27924876
She watches proudly the results of her labour.
"Their minds are now broken, their wills shattered, I have done my job."

>>27924900
Then she shall dance with Pauline.

We never ever enter a dance floor again.

>>27924876
>Pauline, now gained the proper amount of misery and sorrow, sheds her fleshy shell to reveal the true form of the embodiment of spaghetti spilling itself and returns to the icy depths from which she came

>>27924930
And then they perform the Dance of Madness.

>>27924931
>Implying Marianne doesn't want us to dance with her anymore

>>27924900
>>27924945
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9Xc-Yy0cAY

>>27924945
The dance who will summon the ancient evil. Pauline was the real threat all along.

Rolled 1

>>27924931

Doing it wrong.

Refer to >>27924727

>>27924931
Nah.

Show no fear. Get back in there.

>>27924941
>reveal the true form of the embodiment of spaghetti spilling itself
Fuck, it's half the posters in this thread!

>>27924964
This. We didn't win the tourney by being a pussy.

>>27924843
>>27924960
>>27924900
Please never roll again

>>27924960
I'd rather not. Not with those rolls.

>>27924964
>>27924977
I'd like to dance again, we did fine other than that.

The princess saw us crying like a little bitch so it can't get any worse while dancing.

>>27925022
Not only that but I doubt she'd overreact the way she did before now that that has all been settled.

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"So, Sylvie..." you begin, "...I know I've said it before, but your fight really was something. Even Sir Gregory was impressed that you managed to win."
"Ehehe, thanks!" Sylvie says, blushing slightly. "I'm still pretty much a newbie so I still don't have a lot of spells memorized, but I practice really hard with the ones that I do know."
"...you really have come quite far," the Princess says. "Especially after seeing your fight yesterday, it's hard to believe that you only took up magic a few months ago."

"Yeah, um..." Sylvie says, fidgeting. "...Daddy held off on having me learn magic until he was satisfied with my performance in a fistfight," she laughs nervously. "So when I finally learned how to use magic and they tested for my capacity, he was super excited."
"I bet he is, now he knows that he actually has someone to take after him," the Princess says with a smirk.

"So, uh, are you trying to beat Nicolette to becoming a Knight?" you ask.
"Eh!?" Sylvie stammers. "I- I don't have what it takes to... um..." she says, hiding her blushing face with her hands. "I just want to be strong like my father, that's all. I don't care about titles or ranks or any of that stuff."

>[1/?]

>>27925022
Pretty much this, she reduced one of the best swordsman in the guard to a crying mess.

I'm not even sure she has any respect for us left to ruin.

>>27924545
no way this can possibly go wrong.....

So, who thinks it might be a not-too-bad idea to casually mention that Nicolette might be stopping by for tea as well?

>>27925041
You mean we now have free reign to grope her?

>>27924941
>The Embodiment of Spaghetti

The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The Holy Noodle is upon us, yaarrrrr.

>>27925053
>made her learn to fight before letting her learn magic
Dad of the year.

>>27925064
No.

We just won't face attempted murder if we do it accidently.

>>27925054
She doesnt see us as a person so there was no respect to ruin.

>>27925076
NO SON OF MINE IS GOING TO SCHOOL BEFORE HE CAN BEAT HIS OLD MAN AT FOOTBALL

GET OUTSIDE SON

>>27925090
We could go back to being a worm.

>>27925064
I'm sorry, but somehow I'm failing to follow your train of logic. Would you be kind enough to explain how that works to me?

Rolled 18

>>27924988

Irrelavant to the arguement at hand.

>>27925064
No. No we don't.

And we aren't the sort of purposefully grope women, unless we're sure they're totally into that, and even then it's iffy.

>>27925053
>"I just want to be strong like my father, that's all. I don't care about titles or ranks or any of that stuff."

Isn't that convenient for ROYALTY

That damn oppressor of the proletariat.

...

It does sound kinda dickish to hear someone say it. It's like a rich guy boasting that he doesnt care about money.

>>27925107
Save it until Marianne accidentally drinks too much and we have to carry her to her bed at the party

>>27925053
a few months ago? ye gads. i figured Sylvie was studing magic for years now.

>>27924545
Soon to be Reinhold, the gibbering madman who does nothing but sharpens and polishes his old sword in a corner while muttering incoherently in a desperate attempt to keep the memories at bay.

>>27925124
I think groping then would be even worse.

>>27925127
Read the archive. Again.

>>27925117
She was born into it, she didn't have a choice in the matter. The rich guy likely made his money in his life time.
>>27925127
As did I.

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>>27925117
who shit in your cereal today

>>27925138
Groping is when you do it on accident. We'll be fondling at that point.

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>>27925117
My comrade

>>27925117
To be perfectly honest, titles aren't worth jack shit when you're royalty.

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>>27925159
>>27925117
Who won the Cold War you Commies?

>>27925156
I will quit the quest if Arch lets that happen, which I don't think he would.

Plus that's one of the most intimate betrayal's of trust you can commit .

>>27925141
i did, it's not there. we have no set time frame she was studing magic.

>>27925144
Anonymous did.

>>27925182
Democracy did. But the West is now far closer to socialism and marxism than ever. So its a tie

>>27925117
...Yeah it can kinda sound dickish, though I rather doubt she intended it that way

>>27925184
You clearly missed the joke and are new here.

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>>27925117
>>27925159

>>27925182
No one, because both sides are fucked up beyond repair.

>>27925196
If there indeed was a joke I missed it.

But I'm not new here.

>>27925206
Fondling the princess is as old as the quest.

>>27925221
Ah yes, the first thread.

I didn't think it funny then so that's why I missed it now.

>>27925221

what

OP gets to post 2 times after creating thread.
Over 100 replies reached.

Jesus christ, this will reach bumplimit fast.

>>27925117
Yeah, it was pretty fucking classist. We should pipe that she might care about that stuff if she didnt have any.

>>27925232
This shit again? No one cares because it doesn't matter.

>>27925192
i think it's more of a progressive statism dictatorship than socialism, but then they both end up in disaster and ruin in the end anyway. if we had this nation's goverment, we might be much better than we are today.

>>27925231
People were talking about it from thread 1.

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>>27925232
And. You. Aren't. Helping. Again.

>>27925221
Ah yes, our truest of all duties. Fondling princesses.
>>27925232
So is Princess Guard Quest the new Strike Witches Quest?

>>27925259
You say that and makes me think Arch will abandon his flock.

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>>27925201
We shall not leave without a fight!

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>>27925286
air craft is nothing to Liberty Prime!

>>27925053
>[2/2]


As Sylvie tries to regain her composure, Arnaud enters the room with a full teaset balanced on either hand.

"Good afternoon, everyone!" he says as he places the teasets on the table. "On account of today's guests, I've brought a bit more than usual..."
"Guests?" the Princess says, turning to you.

Before you can respond, Nicolette enters the courtyard with a stack of boxes.

"Wha- Nicolette, what are you doing here?" the Princess asks, unable to hide her shocked expression.
"Yeah, I thought you were busy at this time of day..." Sylvie says.
"Well, a certain SOMEONE showed up at my house last night and caused ANOTHER someone to inform me that I have no choice but to crash this party," Nicolette says, sighing. "And then I ran into Melanie on the way here and now I'm carrying these boxes on top of everything else."

Melanie then appears from behind Nicolette, holding a single cake box.

"Umm, I'm so sorry that you ending up having to help me carry these, Miss Nicolette..." Melanie says, looking very guilty. "I tried to tell you that someone else could carry them, but..."
"Don't worry about it, we were going in the same direction anyways," Nicolette replies as she carefully places her stack of boxes on a nearby table.

"Hm..." Arnaud says, stroking his beard. "I believe that I'll just be in the way here, so I'll just leave the rest to Melanie..."

Laughing to himself, Arnaud hurries out of the courtyard. Completely overwhelmed by this turn of events, the Princess turns to you.

"...could you please tell me what exactly is going on here?" she asks, looking quite- annoyed with you.

>leave it to melanie
>leave it to Nicolette
>explain it yourself
>[OTHER]

>>27925270
Kinda drove planefag out, there was no real abandoning. Fucking /tg/ and its waifu wars.

>>27925358
I think we can all immediately agree without any discussion that Nicolette would be the best person to lead this discussion, where all parties are concerned.

>>27925358
>explain it yourself

>>27925358
Man up! Explain it yourself!

>>27925358
>explain it yourself

>>27925358
"Well, it started as a celebration for Sylvie, then it also became an apology."

>>27925358
>>explain it yourself

Whisper to her:
"Just an opportunity for you to get back together with Slyvie and Nico, Princess."

>>27925358
>>explain it yourself
>"I figured it wasn't fair to you that you have to put up with me so much. This seems like a decent change of pace!"

>>27925403
Do not do this.

>>27925358
>explain it yourself
and invite Nico to stay

>>27925358
>explain it yourself
Reinhold explains it all.
>>27925368
The thing is he said he'd would come back and gave a time frame for it. He should of just said he'd come back but shit happens so I understand.

>>27925358
"We've been seeing so much of each other I thought would behoove us to get some fresh air with others for a change of pace. We also brought cake. Lots of cake." Look at nick to explain the cake situation.

>>27925358
>explain it yourself
Kind of our plan. So we should do the explanations.

>>27925402
Nah, it was always a way to get the Princess, Nicolette, and Sylvie on talking terms. The celebration was our opening.

>>27925411

why not?

>>27925358
>explain it yourself
>>27925354
No but Chinese orbital strikes are.

>>27925417
>should of

>>27925358
>explain it yourself

>>27925358
>explain it yourself
The Aristocrats.

>>27925406
>>27925419
These

>>27925358
>explain it yourself

"Well it started as a Tea Party for Sylvie, and then we decided there should be cake. Long story short somewhere along the line I ended up at Nico's house with Arianne teaching me to bake cakes and at that point I couldn't very well NOT mention why I was baking said cakes, and then Gregory happened and now Nico is here too."

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>>27925429
China? We already won.
>>27925441
Sorry don't see anything wrong with what I said, could be me being up for nearly 30 hours but I don't think it is.

>>27925117
its not like Rein cares about titles too anyway... or does he?

>>27925426
If you genuinely need the reasons to be listed out for you, you should never suggest dialogue again. I realize this is a bit of a circular argument that I'm giving here, but... Come on, man.

>>27925453
Yep.

>>27925462
basically yes

>>27925358
>leave it to melanie

>>27925462
This.

>>27925358
"Well I knew that the only proper way to celebrate Sylvie winning her fight was to bake a cake. The only problem was that I had no idea how to do that.

So that led me to visiting Nicolette's house unannounced to ask her mother how to bake. Which led to Sir Gregory deciding it'd be a lovely idea for her to join us, which I happened to agree with.

So through sheer coincidence and no planning whatsoever on my part the three of you are together with tea and cake in front of you. It's strange how these things work out sometimes."

>>27925419
this works rather well.
>>27925429
it wasn't china that had the kill sats. i have beat the game.

>writing

>>27925462
Are sure we should telling her that Nico and Gregory are related?

>>27925462
That doesn't explain anything. Just a mess of words with no meaning past 'we're here with cake'

>>27925419
>>27925406
These.

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>>27925527
and pic related.

>>27925532
I'd be surprised as all hell if she wasn't already aware.

>>27925532
Dude, literally everyone who's anyone already knows. We were the only one's who didn't because we're new here.

Why are people still trying to go with a cover story instead of the truth at this point?

>>27925532
everyone knows that now.

>>27925556
Because /tg/ is nothing if not consistent in being mildly retarded.

>>27925556
Because teenage girls on lukewarm terms with each other at best.

>>27925556
Because they want to retcon the idea that we just spontaneously decided to hold party for Sylvie, so they can make it look like some grand artifice for friendship, even though any mention of reuniting them (why.) took place way afterwards.

Also, since Archelon confirmed flags like a fucking idiot, /tg/ can't NOT take the harem route, so they're trying to go for that.

Even though it's already confirmed that the Harem Route is the "Red Mist" route.

>>27925556
Can't tell you. It's classified.

>>27925462
I like this.

"Well, that escalated quickly"

>>27925568
>>27925555
So it's a secret everyone knew?

>>27925589
Dude, I was the one who made the initial suggestion for the Sylvie party and I literally said in the suggestion that it was an opportunity to get them back on good terms. That's always what the party was about.

>>27925589
This basically.

>>27925609
Activate goofy shouting match with nico. That always cracks sylvie up

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>>27925589
Well that's a shocking explosion of rage over absolutely nothing.

I honestly can't even begin to figure out what you're on about.

>>27925609
Everyone in the immediate area obviously knows. Maybe not every single person in the castle knows, but everyone here does. Sylvie obviously knows, Marianne obviously knows, and Melanie ought to know this. They've known each other for a fair long while and most of their parents are close to each other.

>>27925589
this doesn't prove to be a Harem route, in fact, this looks to me more of the princess route. we are attempting to patch up the relationships she has with Nico and Sylvie.

>>27925358
>explain it yourself
“I thought it was a good idea to celebrate with every one. And wit cake, lots of cake”

On other news
>you feel a new bond forming...
>I am thou an Thou and thou art I
Thou establish a new bound
Thou shall be blessed when creating personas of the fool arcana

>>27925609
It was a secret from us, Nico didn't want us to find out encase we would react differently. How do you not know that if you read the threads, are you that slow?

>>27925652
SOCIAL RANK UP!!

>>27925589
>/tg/ can't NOT take the harem route, so they're trying to go for that.
Are you an idiot?
So because we want them to get closer as friends once again we're going for a harem route?
Maybe we just want to do something nice for our friends?

>>27925589
wow

>>27925682
Always bet on one guy totally misreading the situation and becoming extremely angry and vocal about it. Always.

>>27925682
>>27925721
I've been on /tg/ long enough to recognize basic patterns in quest behavior. It's painfully obvious how this is going to end.

>>27925743
We should have just gone with saying that we really wanted to bake a cake. So much less room for things going terribly awry.

>>27925682
PLATONIC LOVE DOESN'T EXIST OUTSIDE OF YOUR FAMILY.

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Sylvie told us Nicolette has a crush on someone. What if it's Melanie.

>>27925768
I considered that as well.

>>27925768
nah, she is into old people

>>27925743
You're an idiot. Everyone was looking for an opportunity to patch up the Princess' friendships and we took one with suggesting and inviting Sylvie to the party. We also invited Nicolette for the same reason. That's been a goal for a long time.

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>>27925768
Uh oh

We were assuming it was Luciana, but

BUT

>>27925782
Arnaud?

It makes a disturbing amount of sense.

>>27925768
Why do you guys still insist that she's a lesbian, and didn't just have a case of mistaken gender as a child?

>>27925743
>It's painfully obvious how this is going to end
How so?

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>>27925743
Alternatively if you believe every action must be motivated by your dick, doing this successfully makes all of them enjoy the princesses company again instead of avoiding her, which basically makes us look better to everyone.
So it makes us look good to everyone and is something we'd do regardless of who we're going after.

>>27925682
it is mostly because most females here without a tomboy personality always blush with just little interaction.

>>27925782
The only reason why anyone thought she was into old people was because people still didn't realize that Sir Gregory was her dad and thought she might have a crush on him.

She's a lesbo.

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>>27925768
STOP PUTTING IDEAS IN MY HEAD

>>27925803
Simple. We're going to charge headfirst into attempting the harem route, then gameover.

Unless the One Waifu to Rule Them All arrives, and serves as a distraction for the harem route idiots.

Flags are dangerous toys. You can't trip every one forever.

>>27925839
Right now we're just trying to shower them with the power of friendship. Eventually we'll have to select one waifu but that won't be any time soon.

I don't see what the problem is.

>>27925839
>One Waifu to Rule Them All
You mean a Dragon? Our Sword is already here, I don't see anyone beating her...

>>27925839
Except we have almost no harem route fans, if anything people are divided between Sylvie and the princess, with vocal meido and tomboy fanbases.

>>27925864
hay

Takamura route

>>27925882
Right yes, there is also a vocal fanbase voting for Takamura route for the laughs.

>>27925856
I hate that having to go waifu hunting is the vocal majority.

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>>27925882
My body is ready for the poll 50 threads from now.

>>27925864
takamura is not in that sentence.

>>27925839
>We're going to charge headfirst into attempting the harem route, then gameover.

What are you basing this assertion on? Do you know every single person in this thread, and their degree of predilection towards harem routes? Do you know the OP and his likelihood to guide the posters towards or away from that end? Do you know what plot points will come up, or where the discussion will be even in the next thread, let alone in the endgame?

Get the stick out of your butt, cool off a bit, and see what happens rather than going nuts. Christ.

>>27925856
I hope it never comes honestly. I'm worried it will kill the quest with endless waifu war bitching.

>>27925864
I'm a harem fan, I for one am looking forward to seeing our head on a pike

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>>27925839
That's how I ended up with Bad End during my first runthrough in Xblaze...

>back to writing

>>27925919

this is why no one likes bards

>>27925911
I've been on /tg/ before.

Of the last 30 quests I can remember, 25 of them had romance. Of those 25, 22 of them tried for the harem route.

>>27925896
>for the laughs

i do not know with everyone else, but i am serious.

>>27925898
>>27925912
Same. People in previous threads expressed amusement (and home) that we're not chasing tail like two threads in. Ideally we can put off romantic relationships for quite some time.

Arguing and bitching about it is just beating a dead horse.

>>27925938
Bards suck
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KVy73OR3XY

>>27925864
I'm a fan of harems, but I can read blunt warnings. I also prefer the romantic route conform to the character.

>>27925864
I'm a harem route fan, but it doesn't really seem to fit Reinhold's character

>>27925940
Wow.
I've never actually participated in a quest that had a majority vote for a proper harem.
How many of them actually worked out?

>>27926044
Can you talk about it in QTG or something? Please? I'd really like to stop talking about abstract meta shit because one guy is paranoid our in-character actions are somehow a secret harem conspiracy.

>>27926044
Most the time the female characters jump all over the protag's cock after a few threads.

>>27925864
I'm a harem route fan, but out of all of them, I prefer Nicolette. But like the other anon said>>27925955, it may be best to hold off on waifuing until much much later

looks like some people think being overall nice and fixing friendships means farming for a harem

come on guys...

>>27926096
I'm calling bullshit. I can think of maybe 5 currently running Harem Quests and that's stretching the definition of both "running" and "harem" to the breaking point.

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>>27926110
>>27926021
>>27925996
>>27925919
Now that you have all responded I just wanted to let you know you were awful people.

you people should stop falling for baits.

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>>27926185
The King of Baits did, in fact, have enough hooks.

>>27926176
So I've been told

>>27925358
"You're hosting a congratulatory party for Sylvie. You said you didn't know about organizing parties, so I took care of it.

"Well, it started off as just a tea party for Sylvie, and then we decided that there should be cake," you say as you point towards the table where Melanie is hard at work removing the various cakes, cupcakes and other pastries from their boxes and arranging them neatly on the table.
"I can see that," Princess Marianne replies.
"And then somewhere along the line, me and Melanie ended up at Nicolette's house with Arianne showing me how to bake a cake..."
"...and then my old man informed me that I'd be joining in on this little party and now here I am," Nicolette chimes in, sighing.

As everything you just says processes in her mind, the Princess slowly walks over to the table that Melanie has just gotten done covering with pastries.

"You said that you baked actually..." she says, staring at the cakes.
"We only baked this one here," Melanie says, pointing to your cake. "...well, Mr. Reinhold was the one who did all the real work, all I did was read him the directions."

"Eh!? R- Reinhold, you and Melanie..." Sylvie blurts out, shocked.
"Yup, they came all the way to my house JUST so they could borrow our kitchen to bake a cake for you and Marianne," Nicolette says, sighing.
"Wha... Reinhold! You didn't have to go that far..."

"And this one was baked by Miss Nicolette's brothers..." Melanie says, pointing to Guillaume's masterpiece, "...and the rest were brought from that bakery that you like. But the whole thing was Mr. Reinhold's idea!"

The Princess looks at the cakes and then slowly turns to you, tears welling in her eyes.

"After what I did to you yesterday, why would you go out of your way to do all of this...?" she says, her voice trembling. "Even to celebrate Sylvie's victory, all of this is just..."

>how do you respond?

>>27926185
in my defense they are high quality baits.

Certain distractions are finally gone, so my postrate should increase.

Sorry for running even slwoer than usual today.

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>>27926283
Cut her a slice of cake "What else are friends for?"

>>27926310
It's cool.

>>27926283
"Haaaappy birthday tooo you"

>>27926283
"... don't you like cake?"

Rolled 17, 7 + 40 = 64

>>27926283
"Let it never be said that I half-do a job when I set my mind to it."

>>27926283
We already planned on doing this before, no sense of spoiling it just because of that.

Try not to make a big deal about it

>>27926310
For a second I though you said prostate, and I was very confused.

>>27926283
"Hey, don't worry about it. What's done is done, and I can hardly blame you given the circumstances. Have some cake and be happy, huh?"

>>27926310
Read that as "so my prostate should increase."

>>27926310
I read postrate as prostate....

>>27926283
>I just love.....
>I just love cake that much

>>27926283
"I was already going to do it before all that happened when we first made plans for this. Do you really think I'd go back on that and spite you just because of that mess?"

>>27926317
I like this one.

>>27926343
>>27926340
Me three

>>27926283
"In my defense, the entire cakescepade was actually really fun for everyone involved, so its not like it qualified as work."

>>27926283
start eating the cakes.

Rolled 4, 11 = 15

>>27926283
"Why wouldn't I?"

>>27926310
It's ok dood

>>27926310
>Certain distractions are finally gone
Were you getting oral under the table like FemCock?

>>27926283
"I wanted to see you smile."

>>27926283
"i have already forgivien you about that yesterday Princess. But having a party over a mighty triumph just the things friends do?"

>>27926317
I'll take this one.

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>>27926283
This >>27926353
>>27926338
I think most of us thought that as well.

>>27926361
What ever happened to that quest anyway?

Rolled 2, 9, 7 = 18

>>27926317
>>27926326

Combine these two please.

>>27926326
>>27926337
>>27926349
>>27926317
These.

>>27926340
>>27926343
>>27926338
Yeah, that took me a while too.
>>27926283
"Please tell me you at least like cake."

Rolled 11

>>27926359
shit, let's try the roll correctly this time.

>>27926340
>>27926343
>>27926351
Me fourth.

"Well, after yesterday I also REALLY wanted cake and figured you could use some too."

>>27926310
No worries, I was busy anyways, and my personal preferences are the only ones that matter.

>>27926283
This is the nicest place Reinhold has ever lived. And he wanted to say thank you.

>>27926346
This and just stare at the table full of caked, tears welling in your own eyed.

Or more seriously, "What are friends for if not to beat each other up, pick out what's wrong with each other, and laugh about it?"

>>27926372
died.

>>27926340
>>27926317
Let's combine these.

>>27926372
trolls/players killed it with bitching to the qm.

>>27926310
i was wondering about that. good to hear however.

>>27926283
pat her head and say something like "i ruined yor day after all... and i had a lot of fun baking this"

>>27926283
Marianne, it's fine. Plus, even though this is for Sylvie, you needed some cheering up too

>>27926283
> "I just really wanted to have a little party with all of my friends."
Smile at Princess.

>>27926372
It eventually died when even the QM was exhausted of the tedium.

>>27926394
This.

Was Critrine a thing just so the girls would know about our brother past? Because I really think we should go visit her in our next day off.

She was such a good girl and treated us so good. We really should go visit her and her baby who has our name.

>>27926283
"...too sudden? Perhaps, but I didn't want you to fret over the past, and I thought a party with friends would cheer you up."

>>27926283
Start cutting the cake.

"As I said I'm not mad about that, I had already started setting up things, and I really wanted to try baking a cake, I never made cake before but it turned out alright.

Besides, I enjoyed doing all this, it's not like it was actual work. And now I get to sit down and eat a truly absurd amount of cake with my friends."

>>27926283
Stop thinking about that, just focus on the moment
and enjoy your friends company!

>>27926448
probably something to do after we return from the big trip

>>27926460
>Another twenty second rant
I swear it's you every time.

>writing

>>27926448
>>27926448
>Was Critrine a thing just so the girls would know about our brother past?
I think so, yes.
>Because I really think we should go visit her in our next day off.
That sounds like a good event to happen during timeskip.

>>27926485
I wouldn't be surprised if we ran into her at the ball. That'll be fun.

>>27926405
>>27926410
>>27926438
Makes sense, fanbase was pretty shitty.

>>27926460
>I'm not mad about that
Pretty sure what she's upset about isn't our feelings, it's her own self.

>>27926283
You didn't have an easy day yesterday either, I thought that this might be nice to help you feel better

>>27926520
but that ball will be in another nation. if that does happen, well, it would be rather odd.

>>27926492
I'm of the short, awkward camp. I mean, we grew up in a goddamn brothel. How the fuck should we know how things like tea parties and princesses and cakes work?

>>27926448
>Because I really think we should go visit her in our next day off.

probably. more excuses to learn about our past

>>27926520
I would be quite surprised, her husband is rich but not royal class or even upper nobility IIRC.

>>27926572
She's the wife of a world famous artist so I wouldn't count it as too odd. But yeah.

>>27926521
What quest?

Things we totally wont say: "You've got dancing next. You wouldn't deny a guy his final meal, would you"

>>27926600
Blatant Fetish Quest.

Why are we discussing this here?

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>>27926597
what i AM worried is that Spinelle showing up there.

>>27926657
Dunno isn't this the QTG?

>>27926663
Your fears are unfounded, good sir. This is a ball for people who matter.

>>27926663
The odds of that are like a million to one. So it's all but assured it's going to happen.

>>27926724
I can't wait to see Reinhold spot her, fall to his knees and start doing that anime heavy breathing thing.

In front of everybody.

>>27926808
Or deck her without thinking.

>>27926808
Most useless bodyguard EVER!

>>27926808
you're never too old to have a heart attack

>>27926823
When she ru ns up to hug us we'll headbutt her. Right in her stupid face.

Rolled 13

>>27926808
PTSD mode is a go.

>>27926808
no, more like we see her out of the edge of our sight, but lose her. goes to bed in a secure room, wake up tide up else ware with her lusting over us.

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>>27926663
I'm sorry this all I can think of when I here Spinelle
>TAKE IT LIKE A MAN REIHNER

>>27926823
>Hey Reinho--
>FUCK YOOOOU WHOOOORE
And that's just what the sound of her voice made us do.

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DOOD!!!
I just notice:
jerkish but good hearted member of royalty wit an awesome dad being helped to open up by an kind love-freak that come from a place with deferent parameters!

the princess is the Laharl for our Flonne!

>>27926937
Do you speak English?

>>27926808
though, just out of curiosity, what would our contingency plan be if we were to find her at the party?

>>27926924
I'm glad I'm not alone.

>>27926955
Before or after we stopped stabbing her?

>>27926955
Breath slowly and calmly, ask if someone else can guard the princess because we are compromised.

If not, be a man and try to avoid her.

>>27926937
But there's already a genderswapped Laharl. Also Laharl is egotistical as fuck and Marianne has self-esteem issues.

>>27926955
Hide behind Marianne innefectively and roll to cry.

Rolled 15

>>27926955
We'd roll to not fucking panic, of course.

>>27926955
Try our hardest not to freak the fuck out. When we finally are alone proceed to freak the fuck out.

>>27926955
Grab hem of her shirt, cranium into her nose, then panic attack. Soon after we then leave the party in a babbling, incoherent mess.

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>>27926947
... Dood! Of course we know Engrish!

>>27926955
Kill her and everything and everyone nearby.

This is not a good plan.

>>27926995
Does anyone else remember the 'blood and thunder' png?
I remember the 'blood and thunder' png...

"Hey, don't worry about it," you say as you walk up to the table. "What's done is done, and it's not like I can really blame you considering how it all went down."

You then pick up a knife and cut a slice of the cake that you and Melanie baked, and place it on a plate.

"Have some cake and cheer up, okay?" you say as you hand it to the Princess.
"O... okay..." she replies as she dries her eyes with a handkerchief and takes the plate from you.

"Looks like you have some serious competition there, Sylvie..." Nicolette whispers to Sylvie as she takes a seat next to her.
"...you really don't know when to stop," Sylvie says as she punches Nicolette on the top of her head and then casually walks towards you and the Princess.

"So, um... how's the one that you guys baked?" Sylvie asks as she hungrily eyes the pastries that cover the table.
"It's actually really good," you reply. "But the one that Guillaume baked is DELICIOUS."
"The little brat's gotta be good at SOMETHING, after all," Nicolette chimes in from her seat at the other table.
"Ummmmmm... can I have one of each?" sylvie asks.
"Go ahead," you reply.

As the Princess returns to her seat and pours herself a cup of tea, Melanie cuts Sylvie a slice of both cakes, putting them on the same plate. Sylvie then grabs a couple of cupcakes and happily hurries back to her seat. Melanie the cuts a slice for you and Nicolette, handing them to each of you before bowing deeply.

"Umm... the knives are over by the cakes, so I'll leave you all to your food now."

>ask her to stick around and help eat some of these cakes
>wish her well
>wait for someone else to say something
>[OTHER]

>>27927027
>ask her to stick around and help eat some of these cakes

Rolled 7

>>27927027

>>ask her to stick around and help eat some of these cakes