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Rolled 100

You let out a roar as you slam into Cain. He seems momentarily confused as your fingers dig into his hard flesh and grip tight his ribs. You lift him above your head before throwing him against the cavernous side of the tunnel cracking the wall and sending him about a meter in. He lashes out with some sort of crackling crimson energy arc but with your higher speed you avoid it easily, and manage to roll out of the way as several smaller energy lances branch off the main and try to strike at you. You leap off the ground on all fours after rolling and use your ultra fluffy sexually fantastic tails to launch yourself from the wall as the beam bends and chases after you, the smaller spears forming together into a massive lance which chases you, getting faster and faster as you run along the walls, your bones snapping and popping unnaturally as your body shifts your arms and legs to allow you a more effective running posture while you maintain your animalistic posture.

The beam continues growing as you launch balas towards Cain, a strange feeling coming over you as your blasts connect, but there is no time to think on it as the spear of energy gains speed and crashes into you. Well, right into your mirror anyway. Your deadening field strains while your mirror struggles to angle the blast away from you and for a moment you succeed, however the beam splits outside your limited reflection angle and pierces your body, pinning you to the ground.

>100

Your organs shift violently to avoid the beams, creating new organs and grotesque sacks of flesh within your body to house your liquid interior as Cain approaches you. Closer, and closer. His steps echoing through the dark tunnel till he gets close enough to touch, then you act. The strange highly complex and detailed markings running along your arm form in the air in front of you in the shape of a massive claw, though with no flesh or meat behind it, and it grabs Cain.
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Your body shifts and melts through the energy beams, carefully avoiding any real damage as cracks appear around the corner of your mouth as you reform. You open your now exceptionally wider mouth to reveal rows upon rows of sharp, razor like teeth as you laugh. "Got you!" You happily shout before coating your firsts and legs in cero energy.

You kick into cain and send him flying up, using your cloaking and illusions to make it look like you are just a blur of those strange markings which cover your body being projected from your real body a few meters back. Your bluff pays off as Cain's beams launch themselves into the fake body you left behind and your smile grows wider as you slam him into the ceiling. You lay your fists into him, your body stretching and sharking itself to be more effective as you go faster and faster with your kicking barrage.

The force of your blows drives him further upwards to the surface of the moon, a large tunnel being formed through your constant destruction. He throws a few weaker punches your way, but he can't keep up with your abnormal speed, and finally a second fang filled mouth opens on your stomack and bites down on his arm holding him in place as you continue punching and kicking him, the force of your blows still propelling you both towards the surface of the moon. You howl with hedonistic pleasure as his arm snaps and comes off in your stomach, your fanged maw chewing up and spitting out the disgusting tasting appendage as you continue you lay the beat down on him. It seems like an eternity, but you breach the surface, flying out of the ground like a violet geyser of destruction. You throw him down towards the ground and note as he collides he dips his stump of an arm into the moon and his arm returns, made from moon matter. The most dastardly of all matter. You focus your ceros into your limbs and then let lose with a howl of glee as you fire them at the fallen form of Cain. The moon quakes as you land.
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Why does he have the mark of cain? "What?" You reply as I think way more than you do.

Mark of Cain, he got it only after he released, right? But that means he got the mark when he became closer to his hollowness than his humaness. Food for thought because- Duck

You grab Cain as he launches himself towards you and perform a roll onto your back while planting your feet on his chest and launching him off of you before shouting "goose!" and...

[]Continue the attack!
[]Running to get your companions
[]Talking.
[]Other, please specify

Please roll 1d100. Best of first five.
(3/3)

Rolled 50

>>27923840
[X]Continue the attack!

Rolled 46

>>27923840
Continue the attack.

Rolled 53

>>27923840
>[]Continue the attack!

Rolling

Rolled 16

>>27923840
>Throw him at our companions

Rolled 66

>>27923840
>companions

How many people are here?

Also, Fatebreak.

>>27923968
We are actually all azure

>>27923968
i'm here
also this fight is nutty
we gotta kick his ass off the moon cause it obviously keeps regenerating him.

>>27923986
How about we force him through that point that would apparently take us back to Magical Desert Fun Land?

Did someone say fatebreak? I think someone said fatebreak.

Would you like to fatebreak?

Y/N

FB:5

>>27923986
>we gotta kick his ass off the moon cause it obviously keeps regenerating him.

Fastball Special his ass into the ground with Fatebreak.

>>27923840
Oh, so Cain was the first hollow?

Neat.

>>27924038
Y
Try and get him back to HUEco

>>27924038
Y

>>27924038
Y

>>27924038
Y
we bear party now!

>>27924072
We are bear hard

Reality sends you dirty texts and you post them online. You spend the next 25 years in the slammer.

----

"Is it true what they say pa? That there are bears on that there moon?" My boy asked as I tucked him into bed one night.

"Growl growl. Grrr, roar." I told him. He needn't ever know.

Please roll 1d100. Best of first five

Rolled 55

>>27924104

Rolled 7

>>27924104
To ghost Mexico with him!

Rolled 48

>>27924104

Rolled 52

>>27924104

If we crit, let's please use the Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory Wild Ride song.

Rolled 98

>>27924104

>>27924154
Fucking yes

>>27924104

First roll in the quest, let's see if it should be the only one!

>>27924176
Off to a good start champ

Let me see if I understand this. You want to try and force Cain to hueco Mundo. Is this correct?

>>27924176
you seem to have forgotten a +

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>>27924154
>5th

>>27924188
how does he look? For that matter, how do we look?

>>27924154

ALL HAIL ANON, THE SAVIOR!

Unrelated, but I have a rap song we could have Risa & Bastidores use for an omake. I will wait until the end of the thread to post it though.

>>27924188
>You want to try and force Cain to hueco Mundo. Is this correct?

Throw him into the fucking ground like a baseball.

>>27924188
That be the plan

Understood writing now.

>>27924199
>I don't usually anon, but when I do, I am your lord and saviour

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So good to see you Azure! Enjoy your skool break? or at least put it to good use?

also this is a thing I found yesterday

>anime d20 3.5 homebrew

eh, you get what you pay for

>>27924188
>>27924226
So... are people bad at reading between the lines?

This doesn't sound like a fruitful course of action.

>>27924377
you're paranoid homie

he just wants clarification

>>27924188
no lets just continue kicking his ass.

So did he turn off the mark of Cain, or are we just regenerating the damage faster than he does?

I'm really confused as to what just happened.

>>27924377

QMs have messed with players heads by doing "So... you really wanna do that?" before.

>>27924407
>implying mark of cain doesn't make him shit through alot more go juice then it takes us to regenerate.

>>27924407
Or he saves it all up and releases it at once. Rather than a trickle over time, a sudden flood.

>>27924440
Why would he be able to control it?

It was kind of a curse.

Also disappointed that even with a 100, we couldn't deflect even part of his attack back into him.

>>27924407
We might have just used our reality hacking to counter act his curse.

>>27924480
>the ability to hack reality counteracts a divine curse
so we are truely the antithesis of all figures of legend.
awesome.

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You don't give him a second to breathe. You launch yourself off the ground quickly and chase after him in the sky and begin raining fists down on him. You dodge a close blow and kick him in the ribs, the sound of bones cracking and snapping under your assault sending a shiver of pleasure up your spine as you continue driving him back further and further over the surface of the moon.

A burning chain of some sort smacks into you and starts to coil around you, but with your speed you slip from the impromptu bondage gear and perform a spear tackle, driving him towards the surface of the moon. You deliver a series of punches into his skull, sending his head rocking back before you stab your fingers into his chest and drag him across the ground, leaving a small ditch where you broke the surface of the moon. He kicks up, being shockingly flexible for a guy his age, and his boot connects squarely with the back of your head making small flashes of light appear in front of your eyes as you are forced to let him go. he fires a cero at you, which you allow to pass through your mostly empty body, and throw him even further until you see it. A small circle of pure gray within a black sea of infinity. Hueco Mundo. Home.

You kick him into the air before leaping after him. He tries to say something, but you know better as you stab your fingers into your ears, preventing you from hearing anything as fang filled mouths open on your palms. The bite down into him and hold fast as you slam him into an invisible wall surrounding the moon. Electricity flies off of the force field making you flinch back. White hot tongues of power licking your body as you drive Cain deeper into the unseen field which was keeping the moon where it was. You gnash your teeth, a trickle of blood flowing from your mouth as you bite the inside of your cheeks and...

>98
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Force him out of the field. You hear a great groan, like you might hear in a boat, and a crashing sound as the weakened field breaks apart. You let him go and kick him towards the surface of the planet. He says something as he starts falling, and of course your reply with "I can paint with all the colors of the wind!" before wrapping a fluffy tail around him, which quickly sprouts spikes and pins to him, and riding him all the way down.

Was that Pocahontas? "I am waiting for the sequel when the yanks give her and all her family blankets filled with small pox. Good times." You explain and Cain looks at you strangely. Even stranger he doesn't seem to be resisting the fall.

You crash into the desert ground of hueco mundo, a blazing meteor of destruction and pain. A massive plume of smoke and dust shoots up as your impact crater lands you deep into the desert covered dimensional floor. You roll out of the sand and note with some unhappiness that Can slipped from your ultra fluffy tail and seems to be deeper in the hole.

Say, you don't think that maybe this wasn't a good idea? Like, he was pretty much stuck on that moon base. "he was healing because moon. We couldn't have that." You answer looking around the desert floor.

Yeah, but if he is a hollow, I mean, now he can just leave for the human world, right?

"Unless I kill him, now quiet brain. I am thinking." You explain and you hear a great explosion. You look to the sky and see the moon has fractured. The formerly large orb, now resembling an apple core, seems to have separated into several large chunks. Chunks which seem to be getting bigger.
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Cain rises from the sand and seems to smirk at you before snapping his fingers and several large moon rocks rocket towards you. You leap out of the way of one, the several meter large spike stabbing into the ground where you were just seconds ago before you leap and kick Cain in the side of his head. You want to follow up, but several other large rocks streak around him, impacting and preventing you from starting up a good combo.

What do you want to do?
[]Drag this fight out of Hueco
[]Cero the ever loving crap out of him
[]Run, get help from the castle
[]Other, please specify

Please roll 1d100. best of first five.
(3/3)

>>27924604
...Yeah fuck you guys.

I guess that's what I get for being late.

Rolled 46

>>27924620
[]Cero the ever loving crap out of him

>>27924620

What are we at, go-juice and damage wise?

Rolled 50

>>27924620
>[x]Cero the ever loving crap out of him

when it doubt cero it out

Rolled 27

>>27924626
>I guess that's what I get for being late.

Yup.

>>27924620
>[]Cero the ever loving crap out of him

Rolled 5

>>27924620
Use Dream Walker to get in close, then move to grappling and point blank ceros.

Rolled 4

>>27924620
>[x]Cero the ever loving crap out of him

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>>27924660
>>27924651
>>27924642
>>27924640
>>27924636


sooooo... fatebreak #2

>>27924638
Damae: Low
Go juice:Medium

Rolled 1

>>27924668
>sooooo... fatebreak #2

I agree.

Fatebreak

>>27924668
I suppose so.

>>27924636
>>27924640
>>27924642
>>27924651
>>27924660
Fatebreak.

Also I hate you guys.

How the hell could you not tell that he was pretty much telling you that the idea was retarded?

He's not the kind of qm who does stuff like that.

>>27924677
You cheeky little fuck.

>>27924626
>implying this isn't awsome
Yeah well, fuck you too, cunt nugget

Fatebreak? fatebreak.

Reality feels bad about what it did and tries to reconnect with you, but your years in the slammer have made you a hard criminal so you shank it and steal time.

I still remember when my boy vanished. They say is was an accident. The ice was too thin, but I saw it. Two massive furry arms reaching above the ice. Dragging him down. Like a salmon.

Please roll 1d100. Best of first five.

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>>27924697
>You cheeky little fuck.

Ain't I a stinker?

>>27924682
>How the hell could you not tell that he was pretty much telling you that the idea was retarded?

Other QMs (I believe SM, but I could be wrong) have done the same thing but only to tease the players.

I vaguely remember Azure being one of them.

Rolled 26

>>27924723

>>27924682
because he's more blatant about it in the past, like when we took Ryoko out of the hospital.

and Cain will only be problem if he gets away.


...wait, Did the others get off the moon? Its been awhile for me.....

Rolled 59

>>27924723

Rolled 60

>>27924723

Rolled 68

>>27924723

Rolling

Rolled 12

>>27924723

>>27924729
No.

No they fucking didn't.

>>27924725
Nope, he's actually really concerned with the players having a good time.

>>27924728
>>27924737
>>27924738
>>27924739
>>27924744
Another fatebreak or what?

We're pretty deep in the hole now.

Someone will probably have to bail us out or some shit.

>>27924777
I think we're going to have to do one more.

We aren't killing Cain with a fucking 68.

>>27924777
A 68 is by no means bad

Would you like to fatebreak?

FB:3

Y/N

>>27924739
Well... we did a little better than last time. Not sure if its good enough though...

>>27924747
not too worried, if it outright killed them. Azure would have brought up them up when he asked for understanding.


>>27924792
its not good enough though

>>27924798
N

>>27924798
I'd say one more, then we just deal with the results.

Y

>>27924798
Yes

Rolled 53

>>27924798
Y

>>27924787
We couldn't kill him with a 100.

And I'm pretty sure we've just made everything worse.

>>27924802
Or he assumed we'd think of them.

Seem majority say yes so

Realities family comes to the funeral, but you don't you are too too to too too.

-ERROR 117-

Please roll 1d100. best of first five.

>>27924845
Calm down and stop whining. Enjoy the quest. Succeeding st everything for ever is boring. Making mistakes and then overcoming them is interesting.
Getting him off the moon was a reasonable plan with the info we had. And azure merely asked for clarification, reading too much into to it is pointless so take it at face value and enjoy what happens.

Rolled 27

>>27924880
Let's make it count.

>>27924845
They're probably just banged up and or mad at us.

AE only punishes for the highest of retarded choices. and not without " are you sure you want to do that really bad idea?"

>never forget rap battle and plantbro
>RIP in piece Charlotte

Rolled 23

>>27924880
Rollin'

Rolled 53

>>27924880

Rolled 25

>>27924845

Rolled 51

>>27924880
>inb4 worst set of rolls

Rolled 44

>>27924880


Giving it a shot

>>27924880
Why not

>>27924906
>and not without " are you sure you want to do that really bad idea?"

But that's what he did?

He said

>Let me see if I understand this. You want to try and force Cain to hueco Mundo. Is this correct?

Try reading it out loud, take note of the periods. It's a way to highlight the stupidity of that plan of action.

Wow. Utter shit.

>>27924910

Fuck it, use it.

Rolled 85

>>27924954
Whoops

>>27924893
>>27924908
>>27924910
>>27924932
>>27924946
One more fatebreak, or deal with it?

>Sitting in my night class thinking about going in the QTG and bitching about a lack of HQR when I get home
>Get home
>HQR is up
Are you a wizard, Azure?

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>>27924893
>>27924908
>>27924910
>>27924946
>>27924948


fucking fuck...... Just take our lumps, maybe somebody will hear the sound of our ass getting kicked and help us


>>27924932
this one linked wrong

>>27924959
Seriously dude, calm down. Whining will not change anything.

>>27924987
It might make you guys not be so stupid in the future.

>>27924974
Well, this is kind of the reason we HAVE Fatebreakers. If not now, when? If not Cain, who?

>>27925021
Apparently people are deciding enough is enough, even though it's lower than the last round of dice, and only slightly better than the first round.

>>27924998
Made some sense with info we had. And saying he was obviously trying to deter us is the sort of thing you can happily say in hindsight. Seemed to me to be a clarification as to what people wanted, as there were few people in the thread at that point and consensus was not obvious.

You can go on and on about your tactical genius and how everyone else is stupid but hindsight is 20-20 and you are whining like a little bitch. Shut up, move on, play the game.

>>27924998
you're being a nozzle of douche. Nobody is going to listen to a whiny bitch, regardless of the message.

I still think we're not completely boned

>>27925058
Except it wasn't in hindsight.

I pointed it out >>27924377 before the QM had actually posted.

Because I have basic reading skills.

Stop defending your stupidity and come up with a way of getting out of this mess.

>>27924975
And now that I've actually read it, this seems like bad things happening. Again.

Oh wellsies.

>>27925080
Really?

Even though we've pretty much done the equivalent of dragging Fenrir out of his prison because we thought that would give us more time to hit him?

>>27925095
As I said, it could also be interpreted as a request for clarification when consensus is not clear due to limited numbers of players and people still arriving.

But you know what, I no longer care. Have it your way oh master of quests. Your constant assertions that you are smarter than everyone else will serve you well in years to come. Quests truly are serious business and without your intellect to guide the way for us lesser mortals we would truly be incapable of enjoying ourselves.

>>27925154
You're implying that I think myself clever for figuring that out, that there's something special about me for being able to see the warning signs.

There isn't.

I don't think I'm smarter than everyone, or anyone really, I just think that the people who initially jumped into this thread are morons who did something because they thought it would be "cool" and didn't think about the consequences.

But do go on implying I think of myself as some wise man bringing wisdom to the masses, that's not defensive at all.

>>27925123
We could have killed Fenrir. We can stop this faggot too.

I don't want to extend this rather pointless argument and shit up the thread anymore then we have already.

Why don't wait for us or our followers to be dead before you gloat about how you knew it was a bad idea? A lot of things can still happen.

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>53

You charge forward and decide no guts no glory. You charge your ceros as you sonido up to him. You raise your fist as if ready to strike, but dream walk into his blind spot before he has a chance to lay into you. You leap and get ready to discharge a kick when a massive moon spear cleaves your leg from your body, sending you into a spin and your leg flying off into the distance, propelled by the force of your kick as well as the force of the moon. You swear as sticky dark liquid falls onto the surface of hueco, clumping the fine sand in a nearly perfect circle, but you don't let that slow you down because you have two legs.

The spin allows you to get a good kick in, but the leg isn't right so it feel awkward as he staggers slightly. You use your tail for a balance before slashing at him with your claws, but his slightly improved mobility, what with two legs and all, allows him to avoid any major injuries as he leaps back and fires a few balas off. They are more annoying than anything, your slowly recovering mirror and field allowing you to avoid the majority of the blasts. You swear as the strange purple symbols spread down and start to take the vague shape of a leg, as if the tattoos were the real you and the body below just an illusion.

You mourn your loss of pants as you fire off the cero from your other leg and it flies towards him. he of course dodged, but you were counting on it as you manage to sonido up to him and lay a hay-maker across his jaw. He swears(probably) at your cero enhanced punch before slamming his fist into your mid section, the strange sensation of your organs shifting making you feel sort of wobbly. He says something again but you snarl in response.
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"Get fucked." You command before grabbing his beard and yanking, tearing some of the hair off and then slamming your forehead into his nose, giving you a pleasant crunching sound which makes you drool a little.

"Knob headed fuck sleeve. Eat shit!" You continue firing a point blank cero which sends you skidding back on your mostly disembodied tattoo leg. You leap towards him again, but a large meteor slams in front of you and you are forced to pause your charge.

Damage:Medium
Gojuice: Fair

What do you want to do?
[]Continue the assault
[]Call for help
[]Run
[]Other, please specify

Please roll 1d100. best of first five
(2/2)

>>27925209
I'm not saying I didn't notice that it could be interpreted as a warning, I'm saying that there were other ways it could also be interpreted. I decided in the end to take a risk, as getting cain off the moon so he could no longer regenerate didn't seem like, and still doesn't seem like it was a bad idea. Maybe it was, maybe it wasn't. It's a bit early to tell at this stage.

Now can we stop this pointless bickering and insults against each others character/intellect and move on?

Rolled 16

>>27925288
>[x]Continue the assault

can't let him escape

Rolled 42

>>27925288
Continue the assault. Administer foot to ass.

Rolled 47

>>27925288
Grow some tentacles or whatever to grab him and hold him above us.

Maybe he'll be less inclined to throw meteors at us.

Rolled 39

>>27925288
>[X]Continue the assault

Rolled 98

>>27925288
>call for help whilst preventing his escape
We can do both right?

>>27925336
Well hallelujah.

c'mon you whore

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>>27925336
oh thank goodness

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>>27925336
That doesn't say "keep fighting". What is this?

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>>27925350
>d20

>>27925336
>cain is gonna try to escape while either jager or THE GREAT ME are gonna show up and throw a spike or a giant rock through his torso.

>>27925336
My second 98 of the thread

I truly am anon, your lord and saviour.

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>>27925356
It wants to do fight and call for backup at the same time.

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>>27925336
>Jaeger rides a chunk of moon down onto him
>"SUUUPAAAA JAEGAAAAA BOOOOOMMMBBB!!!"

>>27925401
>Jaaaaeeeeger boooommmmbbbb bbreeeeaakkkkeeeeerrrrr

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>>27925401
>Jager fires off spikes to slow descent, angles it so she's over Cain the entire descent.


If its not a thing, Bastidores should make it a thing

What exactly is this new energy limb stuff that's happening?

Is this some weirdness with our WG Ceros, or is it some feature of our second release?

>>27925581
>or is it some feature of our second release?

I think mainly this, but might be both.

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You take off your other shoe and sock as your leg reforms, the unbalance of only having one boot on honestly being the most uncomfortable you will ever be. "Right then, let's-" Seriously, like you are a wooden block stuck to your foot. That annoying. "Seriously? Is this a sex thing?" You ask glancing up. probably. Hey, if your pants die does that mean inventory dies?

Letting that troubling fact slide you leap over the crashed moon rocks and barely avoid a falling spear of white as you slam your cero fist into Cain. You lean back as he swings back at you, fully aware of his tricks before kneeing him, then following it up with a kick with the opposite leg. He steps back and you kick his ankle to send him sprawling before you. before he can get up you plant your foot on the side of his face and keep him pinned below you, the rough texture of his beard and the burning heat of his skin transferring to you. You narrow your eyes and an unnatural light floods from them as you stare down at the prone Cain, your dark violet hair shadowing your face and leaving just a wicked grin as you savor the feeling of victory. You wiggle your toes before channeling a singularity cero and focusing on the energy. He spits at you and you feel your organs go for a spin as your internal go juice system rearranges itself. You lose your energy and stumble back as he throws your, admittedly lightweight self off of him.

He rolls back and you feel a massive surge of go juice as he summons moon rocks.

>98

But that is pretty pointless now. You dodge the spears of white by the skin of your teeth, leaping from explosion to already glassed location. You slide under a horizontal one, evidently Cain has just learned about three dimensions, and use your tails to launch you like a spring board over another set. You deliver a kick to Cain, but he grabs your ankle and throws you to the side before summoning more moon rocks.

"Quick monologue, the bat signal!" You command!

>98
(1/2?)

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Cain shouts in pain as a massive black spear slams into the side of his body, ripping and tearing part of his chest away from him. Gory entrails fall from his torso as his ribs poke out like thin white fingers or branches. Riding on top of the spear, as if she were some bloody surfer, is Jager holding a much more normal looking Caede. The spear slams into the desert sand and skids a few meters before coming to a stop a bit away from you. Jager jogs over to you after setting down the little girl with a confused expression on her face. A second and third spear follow after, though these do not have the luck of striking Cain, carrying the other two. Jager looks at you, then down to your feet and her expression shifts to concerned. "Risa, where are your shoes? You will step on something out here. Are you okay? You didn't get hurt did you?" She asks. Seems the moon mojo is still working. see if you can get a foot rub.

"Did you develop a foot fetish while we've been out here?" You ask. Ha ha, like there is any fetish that doesn't get me going.

You look over at the fallen form of Cain as he swipes his torso through a fallen rock and comes out with his body more or less repaired, though he looks winded. He tries to grab a chunk of the moon and bite into it, but vomits up black bloody chunks. Seems he tried to do something but can't lucky day.

What do you want to do?
[]Final round, FINISH HIM!
[]leave him
[]Ask jager something
[]Other, please specify

Please roll 1d100. best of first five.
(2/2)

Rolled 69

>>27925827
>[]Final round, FINISH HIM!

Eat him.

>>27925827
Get someone to sweep the moon rocks away from Cain, than murder him.

Rolled 44

>>27925827
>[x]Final round, FINISH HIM!

isn't killing bad though?

maybe we can trap him or something?

Rolled 21

>>27925827
FINISH HIM

Also, Jagerbombs the others around?

Rolled 15

>>27925827
>[]Final round, FINISH HIM!
Eat the fucker

Rolled 52

>>27925827
>[]Final round, FINISH HIM!
Consume. And make it painful.

Rolled 89

>>27925827

>>27925850
>around
Ok even, the others hot down as well.

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>>27925827
Damage report Mr.Azure

>>27925827
I was gonna suggest splitting him with Jaegertits, but I came back too late to roll.

>>27925827
wait we should totally let him live and see if we can get away with trading lucifer for him as the new big bad of evil
why? because we are an asshole, thats why.

>>27925850
They rode giant spears from the moon and crash landed on your planet. They are likely here to take your jobs but yes they are here.

So you wish to try and eat him?

>>27925827
Quickly ask our allies if they can think of a reason not to kill this guy.

If they can't come up with one in five seconds, ice this fool.

>>27925977
Yep

>>27925977
I still say split him with Jaeger. It was after all a shared kill.

>>27925977
Maybe soften him up a bit first, but yeah I don't see why not.

>>27925977
damn it inventory
i vote we let him live and use him as a puppet to try taking over heaven with
why?
because reality itself is our bitch and we should either make reality our bitch or tear it down brick by brick.

>>27925977
He told us he was going to eat us.

It's only fair that he suffers the fate he'd meant to inflict upon us.

>>27925977
If we feed him to Jager, will she get the spxp mechanically speaking?

>>27925977
Nah. Lets let Jaeger have him if she wants. Otherwise we'll pick out an extra promising scrub for the honor.

>>27925977
Do we have access to one of those prison things? like the one not Aizen used on Captain Commander?

if not NOMNOMNOM

our stomach is pretty inescapable

>>27925977
Yes, kill him and eat him.

>>27925977
Split him with jager
Feeding her the first hollow may actually help her evolution due to science and reasons.

>>27925977
Eh, ask Jager if she'd like to do the honors?

It MIGHT do something for her?

We really should ask either Lucifer or Sin-Fin how to buff Jager up more.

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Rolled 13

>>27926029
>If we feed him to Jager, will she get the spxp mechanically speaking?

No, you pic related.

Linking to this post, just the number please.

1 for we eat him
2 for jager eating him

If there is anything in him that is usable it is likely unable to be split.

>>27926056
>>27926001
I don't think splitting works.

Symbolism is important or something.

...Really should have brought the subject up.

>>27926087
1

>>27926087
2

>>27926087
Eh, I don't think he's ready to be eaten just yet.

He can still stand and shit, which is more than I'd like him to be able to do.

>>27926087
1

>>27926087
1

>>27926087
If he is just an original hollow wont eating him be pointless?

>>27926087
... do we actually know what we get for eating him, or are we just assuming it's good? Because if we don't know, I'd say we eat him. If we know it's good, Jaeger could use a buff.

We've kind of left all our allies way in the fucking dust, so it would be nice if wolfbro could close some of that massive gap.

>>27926087
1

>>27926087
2

>>27926125
i would guess we finish him before we eat him

>>27926087
2.

>>27926150
I think we're just assuming eating weird things equals good, even though I'm not sure if that's how arrancars, especially arrancars who lacked the capacity to become vasto lordes, work.

...Like I said, we should have asked someone.

>>27926087
2

>>27926087
2

Closed, will tally then post.

>>27926150
This is for 2, by the way.

>>27926087
1

>>27926087
1

>>27926179
In any case, I vote our next course of action, after the mandatory dicking around, be finding a way to beef up our minions hardcore.

>>27926087
2
For the wolf bro

>>27926196

I have it at either two being ahead by one or it's a tie.

>>27926179
We could have asked that other original hollow. Who we would have gotten nothing from eating.

>>27926196
About that.

>>27926223
That was mainly because he was really old and didn't have anything left, I think?

Plus he was too busy dying of old.

Didn't think hollows even could die of old.

>>27926220
My count seems to say the 2's have it.

I guess we'll see what happens.

>Jager has her humanity supercharged by moonmagic
>Want to try and stuff Cain down her stomach
This should be entertaining.

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I hope its good.

Eating the enemy has never done us wrong yet but then again none of the guys we ate were Cain....


pls be okay Jager....

>>27926252
>Jager explodes

>>27926252
It was a tie because not all the 2 votes followed the rules.

>>27926256
Well, I'm hoping this doesn't end with us forcing the issue.

>>27926252
Hopefully the worst case scenario is "nothing", since having it turn out that Cain's flesh is poisonous or allows him to assume direct control of the person who eats him would be pretty bullshit.

I mean it's not like we can't draw power from fanart.

>>27926269
worse

It goes straight to her thighs

>>27926282
Yeah I mean if she says "no" then we're not going to insist.

It's more "inform Jager that she can eat this guy if she feels like it, while keeping in mind we're not really sure if it would accomplish anything"

>>27926277
Nope, all 2 votes linked to the post, not counting the post that was apparently a 2 vote but was words word an words.

Still one more vote for 2 than 1.

Where is this rulebreaking you see?

>>27926285
It wouldn't be that bullshit. He is both an extremely powerful undead and Cain, if anyone would give you bad side effects from eating them it would be cain.

>>27926318
This guy >>27926171 added a period after the 2.

>>27926311
Like "Hey Jager, wanna eat this dude? Might make you stronger maybe. Or could make you explode. I really have no idea."

>>27926328
...are you seriously this much of a pedant?

His post is clearly just a vote for option 2

>>27926285
>I mean it's not like we can't draw power from fanart.
I really very much dislike this notion that we should turn down opportunities to grow stronger because fanart.

>>27926322
well let's see what Jager's judgment on the matter is.

Like you'd think how she could become stronger to better help us would be something on her mind, so maybe she actually asked Sin-Fin or Bastidores?

>>27926356
Yes I am. And I hope everyone else is, because I'll just start samefagging out the ass for every single vote if that's allowed to be counted.

And so will everyone else.

Rolled 96

>>27926087
1

>>27926365
It's more like we're a lot more likely to come across opportunities to become stronger than Jager is, and if Cain is literally right there, what the hell.

But seriously, we're going to become informed on this topic as soon as this nonsense is over with.

>>27926356
It could be a double vote is the problem. Thats why we just used 1 or 2 so it takes five minutes before you could vote again.

>>27926413
Pretty much this.

There's a reason the format is so specific.

>>27926389
At first I thought you were fucking around, but now I'm not so sure. You made me doubt myself, so that's at least a solid 7/10.

>>27926171

Most likely a double vote, Azure.

Try rolling a d2.

>>27926413
I was unaware of that. Brought in when the post delay was changed I assume?

>>27926452
Or just follow your heart or whatever, it's cool.

Using dice leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

>>27926468
Fuck if I know.

>>27926452
Probably not. There are plenty of other ways to cheat that failsafe if anyone cared enough to try.

It's like, we want our bff to be stronger for reasons that actually aren't terrible, but we have no idea how to actually go about accomplishing that, and what actions would cause no change, and what would be actively detrimental.

We are dumb.

>>27926495
... what "failsafe"?

I don't know what the fuck we're talking about because I don't spend every waking minute paying attention to shit like this.

>>27926477
Agreed. Would prefer the GM to just pick something over a die roll.

Rolled 49

>>27926523
>Probably not. There are plenty of other ways to cheat that failsafe if anyone cared enough to try.
>>>
> Anonymous 10/24/13(Thu)23:52 No.27926514
>It's like, we want our bff to be stronger for reasons that actually aren't terrible, but we have no idea how to actually go about accomplishing that, and what actions would cause no change, and what would be actively detrimental.
>We are dumb.
>>>
> Anonymous 10/24/13(Thu)23:52 No.27926518
>>>27926495
>... what "failsafe"?
>I don't know what the fuck we're talking about because I don't spend every waking minute paying attention to shit like this.
>>>
> Anonymous 10/24/13(Thu)23:53 No.27926523
>>>27926477
>Agreed. Would prefer the GM to just pick something over a

At this point, about half the people are going to be butthurt no matter what. Might as well pick something, rip the bandaid off and move on quickly.

Jager's been doing upgrades on her own, you know. She managed to get lv6 spikes and then further upgrade them with that reiatsu leeching thing with Dr. Gangsta's help.

Why don't we ask her if she even thinks this will do anything first?

>>27926555
Well obviously we're not going to shove him down her throat.

We're going to ask her if she thinks it'll make her stronger and not dead, and if so, to dig in.

If not, then we'll try taking a bite.

Guys, if he was edible, why did his arm taste like shit?

>>27926555
Because we are Schroedinger and we don't think like that, we just try throwing shit at a wall ununtil something sticks good or bad

>>27926518
basically using that system you can only register one vote every five minutes. On the other hand, if you use a smartphone like the one in my hand you can vote twice. I didn't, but you guys have no way of knowing that. I guess you'll just have to trust me like you trust >>27926171

>>27926579
He's probably gone stale or maybe we just don't like the taste

>>27926579
As his personality leaves much to be desired.

And haven't you heard? Medicine is meant to taste bad.

>>27926579
...You make a good point.

If, after either Jager or us takes a bite out of him, and he still tastes awful, let's just kill him.

I mean I'd hope we wouldn't just mindlessly swallow him even though we should be able to notice whether or not he's poisonous relatively early on.

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>68+(Modifiers for relationship)

You scratch your face as your energy froths slightly, your go juice slowly returning to more stable levels. Well, as stable as you get anyway, you strange, scary lady. You look to Jager bombs and nod. "Oi, Jagerbears. You should eat this guy." You explain and she blinks.

"What? We don't really do that anymore. I mean, we stopped." She explains and you frown.

"Well, why not your vampire spike things? Those would work the same, right?" You explain and she seem uncertain.

"I don't know if I should. I mean, even if he tried to kill us, I don't-" She frowns and you decide to try and sway her.

"Look, he was going to try and eat us, plus if I keep leaving you in the dust like this I would feel bad. We're mates, you and I. I want to be able to go on more wacky adventures with you, like the good old days." You explain, forgetting the good old days involved a staggeringly large amount of murder.

"You want us to be together more?' She asks sounding genuinely surprised and you give her a thumbs up.
(1/2)

>>27926623

Seconded.

>>27926630
>forgetting the good old days involved a staggeringly large amount of murder.

What do you mean forgetting?

That's WHY they're the good old days.

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She thinks on it for a few moments before pointing her open hand at Cain. For a few moment nothing happens. However after a few seconds the tip of a jet black spike pokes out of her hand and you get the feeling this one is even hungrier than the usual spikes she throws. There is the sound like a nail gun firing and the spike impales Cain. he is still for a few moments until you see the go juice flow out of him and towards Jager, like a rising tide of ancient knowledge you feel something flow into Jager but you can't be certain as to what. She wobbles on her feet for a few moments before place a hand to her head. "That was strange." She explains before looking around. You note Cain's body is not there.

"so, do you have super powers now?" You ask and she blinks.

"I don't know?" She offers and you nod. Good enough.

You make your way back to the palace after returning to your sealed state and, though Jager seems woozy on her feet at first, she manages to make it back to the home base. You don't smell the nofunigami+, but to be fair you never do because they don't do jack shit around here, fucking guys. Your group scatters to their respective places and you realize this is the first quiet moment you have had in a while. You decide to

[]Go visit Sin-Fin, she was connected to all this and you want to know how it is effecting her
[]Go see Jager and get me that bloody foot rub
[]Talk to GREAT ME about why the fuck his daughter is a demon or some shit
[]Go check on the kids.
[]Other, please specify
(2/2)

>>27926630
Oh god, we've turned her into YanderJaeger.

Hit the fucking button, time to bail.

>>27926598
Another smartphone user here.

Only two votes? Most networks use a dynamic ip, so if you reset your mobile Internet, which should take a few seconds, you can post again immediately.

But yeah, far easier and efficient ways around the delay than simply putting a full stop after the number.

>>27926651
Maybe drag Jager over to Bastidores, see if he can figure out what happened to her?

>>27926651
>[x]Go see Jager and get me that bloody foot rub

Observation is required, perhaps involve Bastidores

>>27926651
>[]Other, please specify
Should we go see Satan and make sure we didn't just bork things by wrecking the moon so much?

>>27926651
I think monitoring the Jaegerbombs is a good plan, seeing that she just absorbed a Boss encounter.

So let's see if we can get that foot rub.

>>27926651
Check on WHY ARE YOU DEMON

>Looking at Jager's pastebin
>Nothing happened
Waste of a perfectly good Cain.

>>27926712
I don't think azure would have updated it the moment Jaeger ate him.
Maybe once we resolve her mini quest of absorbing the big bad of the moon he will

>>27926712
read the post something happened. Pastebin isn't always up to date.

>>27926690

I would like to second this motion.

>>27926651
>go visit Sin-Fin

"Sorry for not inviting you to the 'destroy the moon' party.

There was watching a guy die of old age, wandering a wasteland even more desolate than hueco mundo while fighting weird things eye-mouths... or mouth-eyes, whichever, being subject to some weird mind voodoo that magnified your core personality trait to cartoonish levels, then being dragged through an increasingly ridiculous number of fake worlds, and finally fighting a guy who just wouldn't die.

That sound like the kind of thing you would have been interested in? I'm not sure whether or not my apology should be sincere."

>>27926725
>>27926726
He always updates it as things happen. Every time we buy something, it's added in right then.

Rolled 54

>>27926738
Perhaps it takes some time for Jager to integrate this into her?

Looks like majority want to go see Jager. Writing.

>>27926732
>Also, may have found out your super secret back story, but that's par for the course these days.

Throwing my vote to this.

>>27926738
Well considering we didnt know about vamp spikes until we saw them I am not worried.

>>27926738
Have you considered that maybe this is one of those things that he doesn't want us to know about right away, seeing as we had no idea going in what would actually happen?

>>27926738
You mean like how now Jager has
>???:50

>>27926738
>you feel something flow into Jager but you can't be certain as to what.
Something happened. It's entirely possible that the effect won't be instant and/or OP doesn't even know what the effect is. He's under no obligation to have prewritten stats for every possible crazy thing we can do.

>>27926732
This sounds good.

AE said that we didn't completely wreck things with her, even though we made her kind of angry with the whole Hollow-Rider thing, and I'm pretty sure she's a lot more useful as an ally than an enemy.

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Oh sweet. We lost out of 50 spxp.

>>27926738
Things might not have finished happening yet. Azure might not have fully decided what it will do to Jager. Many reasons for it to not have been updated yet.

Stop being a sour puss because your option didn't get chosen.

Oh, and dude from earlier? I see how throwing cain off the moon ruined everything and makes us all stupid. Truly I do.

>>27926813
Yes, but now Jager GAINED 50 something or other.

I mean even with her current relatively meager amount of strength, she's already a great wingman, having more power seems like it'll multiply her usefulness exponentially.

>>27926813
Yes, and our ally got some so she can become more awesome. How is this a bad thing?
First you were complaining that nothing happened, now you are complaint that it didn't happen to us. Do you just like to complain?

>>27926826
Yeah that was my bad. Looks like it did work out after all.

Sorry.

>>27926813
Hey, we're fucking scary anyway. Now hopefully Jaeger will put those spxp to good use, and we'll have a reliable companion who we don't hopelessly outclass.

>>27926862
>It's only possible for one person to dislike the course of action that was taken.

>>27926868
No worries. We both went at each other more than we should have done.

>>27926813
Unless we would have gotten less SPXP because we're a much higher level than she is. Diminishing returns and all that.

>>27926885
Poor wording on my part I will admit.

But I still fail to see how levelling Jaeger is a bad thing.

>>27926925
It's not.

She's our wolfbro, and we left her in the dust, and she knew it. We've basically taken a break to let her catch us up a bit.

>>27926958
Unless it turns out to be too much for her to handle, and she goes insane/dies.

>>27926925
Putting OUR resources into Jager, who needs more input for less return and has lower innate ability, is wasting OUR resources.

We end up with two strong hollows who are still mediocre in their field of competition, where as otherwise we could have had one god.

>>27926958
That's my thoughts on the matter. I'm curious as to why some people seem bitter over loosing the spxp.

We're already awesome, a more awesome Jaegertits is worth it.

>>27926970
So full of pessimism. Also, have you seen the character we're controlling? We're not exactly the postergirl for sanity, and Jaegertits isn't dead yet.

We're even getting that foot rub so we can keep an eye on her. So cheer up.

Waiting for Jager to get smacked down by something one too many times and get it into her head that the best course of action is to eat Risa.

>>27927043
Have you seen what kind of person she is?

I don't think she's mentally capable of even conceiving that action.

>>27926996
We basically beat Cain until we biffed one roll, and we could have had Fenrir. Everyone else on our imaginary roster has been pretty much useless for a while.

Now we might have someone who's actually worth something in the fights that matter.

>>27926996
And missed out on the buddy movie of the century, two arrancar aiding one another on the quest to stab soul society repeatedly, kick Loki in the asgard and ruin the afterlife forever.

Sure we would have been stronger, but I'm more interested in making our bro awesome at this stage. We have different priorities it seems.

>>27927058
you forgot to mention that she probably knows enough about how our poison works to know that eating us is suicide.

Rolled 38

>>27927043
>>27927058

"You keep leaving me, Risa. But this way, we can always be together!"

>>27927043
>But this way Risa, things can't hurt you anymore. And we'll always be together. Like you said you wanted to be.

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>>27927103

"But I do love you, Risa. It's just that... love hurts."

>>27927089
>>27927103
Yandere!Jaeger-mind
A terrifying, yet awesome prospect

>>27927089
I see it as more like

>Murdering people keeps us closer together
>I want to murder more people for Risa to eat
>Cue serial-killer Jaeger murdering strong things and bringing them back to share with Risa

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You decide that eating Cain, father of madness, the original murderer, kinslayer, etc. might cause an upset stomach. You walk through the slowly being rebuilt walls and stop at your good rapping doctor's office. You leave him a message containing the jist of what happened and asking him to keep Jager under observation before walking towards Jager's place. You remind yourself that the scrubby kids were there, so instead follow your nose. You wander through the formerly maze like building, now less so since many of the walls suffered from you and Jager's party, before finding Jager in a separate room organizing some of her things.You walk in and give her a smile. "Yo, Jager bombs. Feeling alright?"

She turns to you and her usual attitude seems to have returned. "Hey, Risa. Just figured I would start making a guest room up for your student things." She explains.

"Hey, hey, could you give me a foot rub?" You ask and she frowns.

"You regenerate, why would you need a foot rub? Plus, why would I do that?" She asks confused.

"Come on, I just killed a super hollow and have you maybe a power boost. Plus, my leg keeps getting torn off, it's pretty bothersome for me." You explain and she stares at you for a few moments. The tense situation finally ends when she sighs and points out a chair in the corner.

You walk over and put your feet up on one of those fancy foot rest things with a french name we refuse to learn because France. Jager follows and sits down by your feet and frowns before looking back at you. "You better not tell anyone I did this." She grumbles before thinking for a moment and continuing. "What happened to your shoes and pants? This is the second time you have come back with only one pant leg." She asks.
(1/2)

>>27927192
The damn things do have a nasty habit of falling off at awkward moments.

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"Inventory is getting concerned that his neighborhood is no longer safe. They have considered moving. As for my boots, cat ripped my leg off and it went flying somewhere, and just going around with a single boot would be silly." You answer.

She shrugs before her hands go to your feet and it- Holy Mary mother of god, she is like a tiny Asian courtesan with hands made of warm cream and honey, Jesus Christ. You feel yourself melting into the chair and getting heavy lidded as she works on your feet and toes, involuntarily twitching when she gets to a particularly nice spot. As she moves to your ankles you decide that my hedonistic indulgence is only a cover. Kill joy. "So, you haven't been feeling anything bad or strange? No body parts exploding, or, I dunno, voices telling you that you have leveled up?" You ask and she shrugs.

"Nothing really. I mean, yeah I feel a bit different kind of, but I can't really explain it too well. Like I am pouring water into a full cup, and there is a bowl or something below it to catch the overflow? Something like that." She explains as she continues.

You think this over.

[]Ask her something(Write in)
[]Just lay back and enjoy yourself then go see(Who?)
[]Other, please specify
(2/2)

>>27927161
This post made me realize we're the tsundere cat bringing dead shit home for her owner to eat.
"Look Jaeger, I know you're not able to hunt for yourself, so, here, eat it. B-baka."

>>27927221
[x]Ask her something

Do you have any memories of your humanity?

>>27927221
So it seems she's getting there. Smashing.

I'd be curious how much of being whacked out on the Moon-Juice she actually remembers.

>>27927221
I never did get round to asking you why you didn't kill me back in the throne room all that time ago.

>>27927221
Explain how we did our thing and give her tips. I'm not sure how well we can explain SPXP but I seriously doubt we can make it worse.

>>27927221
>[]Just lay back and enjoy yourself then go see(Who?)
Satan

>>27927286
"Get some weirdfuck humans to draw you. This is the source of my power."

>>27927260
>>27927276
>>27927286
All interesting avenues.

>>27927276
Yeah we did.

>>27927309
And thus did Jaeger begin her modelling career

>>27927320
I don't think we did, we tried to whilst high as balls but was high as balls and discovered the wonders of sliding

>>27927221
>Just lay back and enjoy yourself then go see(Who?)

Sin-Fin, left her hanging long enough, and maybe we'll get to hear things that aren't secrets.

Or she can freak out and try to kill us and we can get the whole thing over with.