Comedy

>>27916517

Thinking horror, actually.

>>27916517
The land before time

>>27916553
>>27916567
>>27916576

> Hmm. Shall I choose?
> Also, what do/say to Erica? She at least feels rather lazy and relaxed now, though she still looks stressed. Auditioning must be a bitch.

Rolled 2

> Rolling...

>>27916708

'Well... I've got this,' you click on a folder that brings up the Dark Chronicle of the South Hill Machete, and Erica facepalms.

'You know what, I actually auditioned to be a random victim in one of these films? I don't even remember which one it was - there's like 10 by now?'

'I think 13.'

'WHY DO YOU KNOW THIS!?' You were lying; you have absolutely no idea how many there are. But as the gloom shrouding Erica's face lifts into a bewildered half laugh, you smile - you'll take any moodlifter you can get. 'That's the kind of thing that if you know, you should *not* tell a girl. Or anyone.'

'Well, I just told you,' you say softly, your arm sliding off her shoulder to the soft waist, giving her a little shove. Erica makes a little noise and inches against you some more. 'So do I get punished or anything?'

'Yes, by watching the movie...'

.......

MANY YEARS AGO, A DARK SIN
SHADOWED ALL THE HOUSES
OF THE SOUTH HILLS. MANY
STILL TALK FEARFULLY
ABOUT THE LEGEND, OF THE

MACHETE...

'Oh for fuck's sake,' Erica presses her face to your chest in gigglefits, and it almost doesn't hurt. Except it still kinda does, ow.

> Be the straight man.
> Point out the silliness.
> Ignore movie, you've got a woman snuggled up to you!
> Other

>>27916835

> Ignore movie

Let's start stroking her while she's laughing.

Wonder if she's into any interesting activities.

>>27916835
>Point out the silliness.
what silliness? i have no idea, so i want it to be pointed out so i can understand what it is.

>>27916835
Can we be silly and enjoy snugglings at the same time?

>>27917068
>>27916943
>>27916975

As she laughs into your chest, you begin to stroke her, slipping gently under her top so you can trace little circles on her sides. You're not sure if she's flexing because of laughter or your moves, but then the movie starts and she stops you, sitting up.

'You *do* want to watch this.'

'I do! I usually play drinking games whenever we watch shit movies like this,' she says. 'Of course, you'd need a shitload of alcohol of all times. So if one of them says 'we're going to be all right', it's rum, and if someone says 'let's go check out Murder Death Avenue, then-'

'Hey, Holly, how about we go check out 85 South Hills? They all say it's haunted,' says a male character on the film.

'PFFHAHAHAHAHAHA!' Erica lies across your chest, her hand slapping the mattress as her whole body shakes with laughter. You resume your little invasion of her body as she does that, so that your hand is a shape under her thin top when she stops laughing. 'This is the shit I mean!'

> How about we play a variation of the game, then? (You set the rules.)
> Continue to watch, laugh and snuggle.
> Why not go crack out the alcohol? There's some, somewhere...
> Other.

>>27917200
>How about we play a variation of the game, then?
Instead of shots, we make out

>>27917353

Let's elaborate the rules.

When someone says something stupid, then a kiss.
When someone shows tits, remove clothing.
When someone says things are okay, something else...

Any ideas?

>>27917353
>>27917387

Erica's hand grips yours, but does not really stop it as you flatten your palm on her smooth skin. 'Mmmm. For someone who's so bruised...'

'How about we play a game like the drinking one? Except,' you withdraw your hand and return her to a more normal sitting position, 'except we can change the rules a little. There's no drinks, so...'

'I see what you're up to!' Erica sits up. 'How about. Kiss if someone says a stupid line. When someone sees the monster and runs stupidly, then we get to grope and lick.'

'If someone gets tits out, we remove clothing.' You're in just your boxers though, come think of it. Not that that's worth complaining about. 'And if there's a sex scene then we... pause the film, maybe?'

Erica slaps your hand as it invades her backside. 'You know there's going to be a sex scene eventually! Naughty!'

> Roll d6.
> 1, 3: Kiss.
> 2, 4: Grope/lick.
> 5: Remove clothing.
> 6: The pause button's over there.

> You don't always have to play by the rules, of course...

>>27917541

> Also, for this section, I will only take the first roll. Subsequently you can discuss how/where/what to kiss/grope/whatever.

>>27917387
When the nigger dies, grope ass.
When the stupid blonde dies, play with nipples.

Rolled 6

>>27917541

No 6 pls

Rolled 4

>>27917541
Smash that pause button.

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>>27917596
>No 6 pls
You are out of luck bud.

Rolled 5

>>27917596

Damn! So much for slow play!

>>27917596

> Pffft. This is what happens, kids, when the QM isn't very good at probabilities.

With the rules agreed, you quickly disentangle yourselves, sitting side to side to watch the adventures of Angus and Holly, world's thickest high school students. They say some... general lines about how life is boring and the world sucks.

Nothing there.

They then go up to the front yard of the house, where Erica suddenly grips your hand; despite herself, the suspense is getting to her it seems.

.... still nothing there though. And then it happens. Angus and Holly begin kissing, which unfortunately is not one of the conditions though you glance at each other hungrily; and then, without even pulling off the top, Angus pushes Holly to the ground and pulls her denim shorts off, and then gets on top of her.

'Wait, wait, waaaait,' Erica says, as they begin to move and their eyes glaze over. 'Oh dude, what?! Which edition of the series was this!'

You press the pause button just as Holly is gaping. Well, it's quite sexy an image, perhaps. But, uh... 'well, that went quick. Guess it's... whatever we want to do time?'

Erica's response is a smile, then leaning in to run her tongue around your ear, sending electricity and pleasure coursing through you. Oh god! She leans in and does it again, and again, as your body twitches from the sensations.

> Oh well! What do now, Protagonist?
> The horror movie is dumb, anyway.

>>27917756
I see her earlicking with my neck kissing and raise it with nipple licking.

>>27917804
I'll second that.

>>27917896
>>27917804

Squeezed against a corner with Erica hunched over you, running her tongue into your ear, it takes you a while before your pleasure-fogged thoughts begin to coalesce into something.

'Stop, stop! Haha, oh god, stop stop stop!'

She withdraws and slowly, evilly, licks her lips. You kick the laptop off the bed into a pile of your laundry (oh yeah, got to do that soon), and then tip your head to nuzzle her neck as she begins licking whatever of yours her tongue can reach, your neck and shoulders. Erica's hands clasp your face as you kiss upwards and offer your ear to her again, shuddering, then pulling her to lie against your chest.

With her ministrations, you can hardly think of anything but to have her properly now. She lifts her arms so you can pull the t-shirt over her head, revealing her balconette bra, then sits back a little so you can see the whole of her. Legs entangled in your legs, body wriggling a little.

'Come on, then,' she says, and you kiss her tits while she undresses herself farther. The bra plops somewhere on the floor, you don't really care, you just want to nibble and kiss and smell and caress now...

It feels like an eternity before you back away a little. Erica's in your lap, both of you are baretop, and your hyperweapon is fully deployed now.

'Should we play some game? We keep just rushing into a fuck,' she murmurs.

> What do/say/plan, Protagonist?

>>27918029

I can't really think of a game, but let's do this slowly.

>>27918087

> Slowly does it.

'Game? Um...' You don't normally do that, to be honest. 'I can't really think now, looking at your tits. Any ideas?'

Since her hand has moved to cover your undercarriage, and she looks flushed and frazzled, clearly Erica hasn't got an idea either. 'Not a game, but...'

You took that as a message to advance, but she stops you after a brief kiss. She tastes of coffee and cigarettes, come think of it. Erica gets to her feet before you and then begins to dance, her slim body swaying as she slowly undoes her jeans. The black cloth slides over her hips, then halfway down her thighs. There's a little red bowtie in the front of her pants.

'Shall I continue?' She's got one arm draped over her head, smiling at you, knowing it's working.

> Continue. (Roll d100.)
> Get up and get her.
> Other.

>>27918383
crawl over take of panties with mouth

Rolled 9

>>27918383
>Continue

Rolled 96

>Continue
STEADY. HOLD BACK A LITTLE LONGER...

Oh man, awesome! I haven't seen this for a week or two, have I missed stuff?

>>27918383
fuck this give our sexy dance

Rolled 15

>>27918383
>Other
Show her the moves.
TWERKING TIEM.

>>27918678
Yeah, let's give the lady a lapdance of our own.

>>27918735
>>27918764
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>>27918678

> Welcome, the lot of you!
> And yes, a bit might be missed. A thread was run yesterday, do check it out.

> 96: success!

Rrggghhh. To be honest, having been rather weakened by the last few days and yesterday, you feel yourself almost unable to resist going over the edge just from watching Erica's little striptease. There's something lovely about how the body before you, slender and beautiful, is now a little familiar to you; you can remember it moving against you, gripping your shoulders as Erica came.

Still, through an effort of sheer will, you manage not to let the excitement get the better of you. Instead you get a lovely show as Erica pirouettes, showing off the rather bony contours of her back, all the while working the jeans off her legs. Little by little her thighs are revealed; then, all at once, the jeans drop into a pile. She steps aside, then puffs her chest up a little.

'Nice?'

You nod, then get up and grab her, pushing her onto the bed. She laughs, then purrs as you remove your boxers (let's get it over with) and begin to give her a lap dance. As you slide up her thighs, instincts take over and you start twerking, much to her surprise and amusement.

'Oh... oh *wow*!' She gives you a goodly pinch, laughing as you vibrate and jerk. 'You've got moves, man! Okay, stop, it's a bit weird when it isn't, you know.'

'Don't be racist,' you joke while turning around. Dear god your lance is couched and ready to charge now, and Erica can see it. She's the only one you've actually been inside over the last three days, come think of it...

'I see someone's eager,' she leans back on her arms. 'Try to make me moan. Hands and tongue, and don't touch me down there. If you can make me moan, you win.'

> Accept challenge. (What do, and roll d100)
> Nah! Sex is sex!
> Other.

>>27918848

> Accept

Then,

> Cheat

Kiss her there.

Rolled 45

>>27918848
Suck on dem titties, I guess.

Rolled 35

>>27918891

Forgot to roll.

Rolled 93

>>27918848
Challenge accepted

Rolled 65

>>27918848

Kiss around her down there, fondle tits.

Rolled 51

>>27918848
If I remember correctly her on-off button were the hips.

>>27919087
>>27918997
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>>27918891
>>27918894
>>27918936

> 93 vs. 76: close victory!

You get on your knees and approach her, while she takes off her watch - oh no wonder something hard was nudging your face just now - and plays with it. She smells lovely, but stops you from kissing her thighs. 'Wait, wait...'

'Come on, Erica,' you place your hands on her, ready to go.

'Okay... go!' Her body almost immediately stiffens as you slide up, feeling the undulations of her ribs, to cup her breasts. Meanwhile you lean down to kiss her as close to the edge of her panties as you can, noting how the garment is already soaked.

Kissing along her tummy elicits gasps; Erica is staring at the wall now, arms stiff, eyes clouding over as you move down to her thighs and their tender insides. But besides gasping and the occasional, gritted whimper, she doesn't give. Even when you use you tongue she stiffens without moaning.

'Twenty... seconds,' she says. It's not working! 'Ten... nine...'

Only one way to do it then. Moving your hands back down, you see the outline of her womanhood and kiss it through the cloth. Erica's eyes shoot open. 'Ei- that's cheating!'

'It's not,' you say, peppering the fabric with kisses. Then your fingers begin trailing around her hips, tracing their outline as her back arches, and she lets out a strangled moan just as the phone begins beeping. Yes! Victory!

'Ahh, hey, you cheater!' She sits up and boffs your head, still poised near her. 'That's unfair!'

> Hold back.
> Don't stop now.
> Right, time to get up, get dressed and have coffee and oatmeal.
> Other.

>>27919189

> Don't stop now.

Continue. Pull off panties, do her properly.

Then give the D.

Rolled 46

>>27919189
> Right, time to get up, get dressed and have coffee and oatmeal.

I think Jo also has a crush on us, don't wanna fuck shit up wiv her.

Rolled 81

>>27919189
>> Don't stop now.

>>27919189
> Don't stop now.

>>27919319
I think Jo already knows we're fucking other girls.

>>27919356
>>27919349
>>27919319
>>27919288

> Continue!

Erica's protestations are interspersed with soft, sensual moans as, having become victorious, you decide to continue the attack. She does not resist when you bite her pants and pull them all the way down to her knees, but she covers herself, to your surprise.

'Cheat! Hmph! You're horrid.'

'Awww. Shall we call it a day and have some coffee, then?'

'W-what?'

'Or...' you pepper her thighs with kisses, then lick her fingers as she melts. 'Or may I?'

She holds still for a few more moments, but finally yields. Despite your body's aches beginning to return, you do your best to get her there, and Erica surrenders herself, lying back and moaning and tangling her fingers in your hair until she seizes in pleasure.

As Erica slumps with a loud sigh, you lick around her a little more, then she sits up and slides off the bed, glancing at your weapon. 'Look at him. He's about to burst.'

> Please?
> Actually I'm fine...
> Other.

Rolled 69

>>27919189
>> Right, time to get up, get dressed and have coffee and oatmeal.
Please. If you are gonna be a tease, do it all the way. NO BRAKES.

>>27919580
> Please?
I do believe it's time for her to return the favour.

Rolled 54

>>27919580
>Other
Let the fucker suffer, god knows i suffered enough because of it.
>Give her an orgasm with hand/mouth and go back to the movie.

>>27919580
>Please?
If the pressure gets any harder it's going to punch a hole through the wall.

Rolled 62

>>27919356
trust me we gonna get cockblocked, she is not like Erica.
We just fucked up wiv her

>>27919627

> Sorry, please clarify: who is 'the fucker' in your statement? Erica's proposing a round of proper sex, is what you think you understand.

> Well, you hope you got her right anyway.

>>27919703
I think he was referring to his own penis.

>>27919580
> Please?

Rolled 63

>>27919703
>'Look at him. He's about to burst.'
The fucker is our dick.

>>27919580
D goes inside the V. Make the babies, but don't be silly, wear a billy!

Since the alternative is something else entirely...

>>27919762
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>>27919584

'It *is* going to explode,' you say, then gasp when she reaches to tug on it. 'Come on, shall we-'

'Say please,' she says, and oh god stop tugging. Oh god. You give her a please, and add to it some kisses on her face and chin and her thin lips as well. Then Erica pushes you into a sitting position on the floor and straddles you, finally allowing you entrance. Ah that feels good.

It's only fair enough that Erica gets control this time, and you are just content to hold yourself upright and let the sensations wash over you, from her movement and rhythm, to the feel of her torso as she holds you steady, to your combined sounds and the shape of her tits and their softness when you grab them and her panting and-

You lean forward, pressing her whole body to you, and then come back to your senses listening to Erica pant in your ear. 'You... do like going bareback,' she whispers. 'Naughty, naughty person.'

Her skin is still moving against you, moist and warm. And you're only halfway through Saturday...

> Okay then. What do/say now, Protagonist?
> Are you hanging out here all day with Erica, then?

>>27919903
> Are you hanging out here all day with Erica, then?

I forget, did we have anything else planned for today?

>>27919903
Just spend the day in. We are tired and we have more money than we'd need for a while.

>>27919919
No, we're currently unscheduled. We've got that thing with Tony we need to keep afloat on, and there's Iwona's problems but it's not like those are on a timetable.

With 3 Gs we can fuck around for a day.

>>27919903
Sure, why the hell not? let's get showered and dressed in something isn't bunny suit footie pajamas and just relax.

>>27919903

>>27919953
>>27919968
Works for me, I'll second this. Let's just kick back and relax today. Tomorrow when we're feeling less beat up we can start dealing with some of the other issues we've got going on.

>>27919983
>>27919968
>>27919953
>>27919919

> No, as far as you know, you haven't got anything planned for today.
> Tomorrow you were considering going to see Bethany, though.

Actually, come think of it - you head for your handphone, pretty sure it emitted a sound while you were otherwise engaged, and it is Beth indeed.

'Hey dude, lunch tomorrow? Caught in fundraising now. $200 by day's end - nightmare!'

'Whossat?' Erica is wiping herself down with tissues, getting ready to go to the shower. 'Would you like a shower as well?'

'Ah, yeah sure,' you smile.

Shower turns out to be a slower, gentler affair as well, in keeping with the day's general tone. Erica likes her showers bloody freezing, though - you tweak it, and she says it's hot, so the compromise is to wheel around like you're doing a slowie in a telephone booth. She bumps her forehead against your collarbone.

'You all right?'

'Yeah, better than all right. You?' She looks up at you, water sluicing over her features. 'Just curious, but so... do you just enjoy fucking people a lot?'

That seems like a slightly silly question. Are there people who don't? Well, right now there isn't anyone who doesn't in this apartment. You wonder if Erica's also someone who puts out easily. She sure did to you.

> What do/say, Protagonist?
> Also, do you intend to give any of your $3,000 to Jo? She might not have helped you earn any of it, but she *is* handling bills, fees etc. so...

> Erica's count: 3
> You still have a dragonfly brooch, Alexis' brooch, that was intended for Jo but you forgot to give.

>>27920132
Always so many things to keep track of in this quest, I'm honestly considering going back through the quest and preparing a checklist.

Text back Bethany at some point, agree to lunch tomorrow, and yeah, I think we should give some of the money to Jo to earn our keep.

>>27920132
"Of course i do enjoy fucking people a whole lot. People enjoy fucking me too, so all is well and good."

If there are any spending we can pitch in( like bills and shit). We can ask Jo aout it.

>>27920132
>""People," seems a little judgey, don't you think? That said, sex is good. Sex with you is better."

I really hope Erica's on the pill or a UTD or something. I don't wanna be a baby daddy :(

Jo'll be around later tonight and we can deal with the bills then. For now, all Erica all the time.

>>27920172

> That is true. I will get on that.

>>27920224
>>27920266

You consider, absently, the money that you've just earned. Erica doesn't know, of course - no need for that. As for Jo, well. You'll have the dragonfly brooch to give her, as well as your share of the bills and stuff, since that's only fair.

And tomorrow is Bethany's day. Would you give a donation to a cause like hers...?

It's your turn in the shower, so Erica leans against the wall, and begins to get the soap and lather herself up. If this was the horror movie, that's it for her - she was going to get hacked to bits by the Machete of South Hill. You tell her that, and she bursts out laughing.

'Oh man, we planned to play such a long game! And then the first thing they do is drop their pants and fuck! Seriously!' After she recovers, she looks at you. 'Also, my question.'

'Well, I wouldn't say I like fucking 'people'...' you start shampooing yourself too. 'I don't do anything that moves, Erica, I've got standards. But sex is nice. And sex with you-' you try to kiss the swell of her boobs but only get a mouthful of lather, you idiot - 'is very nice indeed. By the way, are you like, on the pill or anything?'

She gives you a Look. 'It's a bit late to ask now, after you've come in me thrice, right? No, I'm on the pill. I also have syphilis.'

Sputter water.

'I DO NOT. SHEESH.' She looks at you. 'I know this is going to sound like you're becoming a gigolo or something, but I was just considering a little plan. Want to hear it?'

> cont'd.

>>27920411

Huh, a plan. Erica always struck you as a relatively straight arrow, not unlike Alexis. But still, why not? 'Yeah, go on.'

'Okay. I'm auditioning for a role in a web series. Some sci-fi kind of thing, but it's going to be on Nutube and the like, which means it could be *big*. And, for that role, I was told that I'm in the top two for consideration.'

Bloody hell, why didn't she tell you this earlier? 'That's great news, Erica, congratulations!'

'No, nothing to congratulate. Top two isn't anything, I'll need to be top one.' She sighs. 'And currently I'm at a disadvantage, because the other person is this girl called Christine. She's probably ahead of me in considerations. She's blonde, she's got no obvious tattoos, and she knows people in the casting department. So she will probably get it. Unless-'

'Yes?' Maybe you should reconsider this whole straight arrow thing right about now...

'Unless she doesn't make it for the final auditions, or, she sends a decline letter.' Erica finishes, then looks at you. 'What? I'm not saying you should run her over or brain her. Was thinking more, uh, subtle methods.'

> Huh. Like what?
> This sounds cool. I'm in.
> Woah, woah, Erica...
> Other.

>>27920508
"It's starting to sound that you want me to use the Death Star for evil."

>>27920508
I don't know how I feel about us using our dick-related powers for evil.

We need more information on this girl. Does she like to kick puppies perhaps?

>>27920508
"What do you have in mind?"

I don't know about this one. I do not want to just screw over this girl about this job.

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>>27920508
"the old honeypot" fuck yea I love the honeypot"

>>27920665
>>27920537
>>27920540
>>27920627

'Uh... subtle methods like what?' You frown at her. 'Look, I'm a man of peace, not of war. I use my superweapon to good ends, not destruction.'

'It's not for destruction!' Erica says. 'Look. Christine knows, or is related to, like three TV firms in the City, not to mention many casting people for movies and the web. If she wants another project, she'll get another project. But... this is the only good prospect I've been close to landing in like, two or three months.'

'If it's so easy for this Christine, then... has she done work before? Surely she has?'

'Yes. I can show you a series she did on Nutube later.'

'Well... I don't know, Erica. I mean, if she was a bitch to you, trying to screw you out of a job, then I have no problem screwing her out of a job. But she hasn't-'

'That role in the webseries is reasonably big, though!' Erica is raising her voice just a little now. 'I mean, it's the biggest I'll have so far. I can't just... Christine is different. It's not a big project for her.'

She presses herself up to you and kisses you on the cheek. 'Please? Will you help me?'

> What say, Protagonist?

>>27920824
"I dont go around screwing innocent people. I have my honor you know."

Rolled 60

>>27920824
Hmm, only when we are her manager in this.
We might open a door in movie bis for ourselves, who knows what shady things and ways of earning some cash are there.

>>27920824
"I don't suppose Christine's the type to listen to your pleas and get out?

"Look...promise me you'll at least try a little diplomacy. If that doesn't work then we can talk about my penis and all the things it's good for."

>>27920868
Really tho, we kinda do actually. but i dont like the idea of being used this way, so yeah..

>>27920868
>>27920880
>>27920891

> Right. This is the last post for the day.
> Thanks to everyone for playing. Announcements go in the Twitter, as they are wont to do.

You consider doing it, but taking a more active role - as Erica's manager or something, perhaps. But then how much work that might entail, you don't know. It could be interesting, though...

Still. Back to principles, and you decide to proceed a bit cautiously. After all Erica's a... friend, you suppose? 'Erica, I'm sorry, but... it's like, she's not done anything wrong against you? Unless you're saying she's just trying to jobblock you, then that's a dick move, but this Christine hasn't attacked you. I don't think it's right to punch first, if you get me.'

Erica is silent for just a moment before speaking, and this time her voice has a slight tinge of anger in it. 'Well, I'd just say that she doesn't need to be trying for this role at all. It's not half as big as some others she's thinking about. So pardon my being a bit frustrated, okay?'

'No, I understand.' Careful, man, careful. 'You tried talking to her?'

'I'm not going to beg her to let me have the role.' She sighs. 'Or maybe you could try that, or... look, I'm not asking you to harm Christine. She's an all right person. Just, if she could be dissuaded from this thing - maybe with some banging - then...'

> What do/say, then?
> Suggestions, Questions, Opinions are always welcome.

>>27921073
Well, I guess we could at least meet this girl and see if we can convince her to turn her attention to other projects, possibly with the aid of a good hard dicking.

>>27921073
It's good to have you running this again, when it disappeared for a while I was worried it had ended.

Also, this quest really does need a calender or checklist or something.

>>27921073
No. We could talk to her but i dont think that would be much help. She would just tell to fuck off and would potentially be angry at Erica for sending someone to talk about this shit.
I say no to banging this chick to get Erica this role.

>>27921140

> Thanks. It might not run frequently, but I'll see what can be done.

> As for checklist, I'm a little overwhelmed right now, but once again, I'll do what can be done.

>>27921073
Jo wanted someone for an acting job right? What happened with that?

>>27921166
>>27921140
>>27921115

But look at it this way. She don't know us, we don't have to mention Erica at all.

We don't have to push her away from Erica's project, we just need to push her towards some other project that's nicer for her.

So, a good dicking, some 'career advice and opinions', and we could win.

>>27921209
>We don't have to push her away from Erica's project, we just need to push her towards some other project that's nicer for her.

Indeed, Erica said the project is pretty small for her, so we just need to convince her that it's not worth her time, and that a girl of her talents could be doing something far better.

>>27921209
I'm not against this, but I don't know if this is a "good," idea.

probably the best we can do, though, is "accidentally," bump into her and do a genuine job convincing her to take a better/not Erica's role somewhere else.

It's still morally ambiguous, but...at least it's not full asshole.

Rolled 54

>>27921073
She wants us to fuck her?
I accept errythong what has something to do wiv fucking

>>27921290
Are you trying to roleplay being british very, very badly?

>>27921341

I mean like yeah, but no, I just, yeah, I was just lisnin to im and I had no idea roigh wo' is accen' was, inni'...