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Rev up those mind melds
>>27902796BEFUCKINGPREPARED GUYSMind melding is serious business!
I am not prepared
MY ROOMMATE IS FUCKING ANNOYINGAND NOW THIS IS HAPPENING THE END TIMES
>Letting crazy grey dames poke around in your brain.
>>27902867Why must you hurt me?
>>27902900Because you're an NTRing heel
>>27902899Better than Fuckup Mortem going through his own head.
>>27902796So I've be re-reading the story, and I have a question.In the beginning when we had options, it was always something like:>E: Go visit Jinx. You want to talk to her about the things she said to you.>F: Go see Raven in the medical wing. You saved her life, and you've been wondering if she's okay.>G: Go see Robin. You still have a payment to discuss, which is not to mention several other serious matters.Where there would be the thing we would do, followed by a sentence indicating the intention that would kind of answers the question "Why would we do that?"Lately, if we got a similar array of options it just looks like:>U: Look for Raven.>V: Search for Jinx.>W: Go to Robin's office.So that things are just really ambiguous. What's with the change?
>mfw we've been lusting after our mommy #2 and our midwifeI'm calling it know, one of those two hussies is responsible for our creation.
>>27902971Care to rephrase that? Cause I could understand shit
Well this thread is certainly goin.
>>27902967I assumed it was because character creation had finished.
I'm ready, bring it.
>implying we'll do this mind meld rightWHEN HAVE WE EVER DONE THIS BULLSHIT RIGHT
>I bet it's just another barrier. If we break it down, we could...God damn it guys don't let them fuck around with our brainwalls. No good can come of this.
>>27903038Better than having our main guy do it i say.
>>27902998I think Donn is the product of a magic project from Raven and/or Jinx, which has gone wrong somehow. That is why robin found us and took us in so quickly.
>>27903032But we know how to do it now.>>27903038http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZz3y6r-5H8
>>27903058Then how about no one does it?
>>27903032DO THE IMPOSSIBLE
Oh no if Jinx goes into our head she's going to know we cheated on her with Raven
>>27903082Then where would the fun be in that?
>>27903091except we didn't
>>27902967>What's with the change?I could dance around the question, but let me just say that I know what you mean, and that I want to refocus this story and remedy that as soon as possible. As for how I'll do that, I cannot say.
>>27903077We've ALWAYS known how to do it! We knew how to do it back at the Wayne manor, and look what happened!
>>27903110Oh man you're right that was just in that dream I had
>>27903122Well that's because we tried to escape when we got shot.We just freaked out because it was different than what was happening.
>>27903166Which reminds me.Does Donn remember the scenes he saw when he goes through a persons mind, or quickly forgets them like a dream when he's done?
>>27903166YEAHAND WE'RE GOING TO FREAK OUT AGAIN
>>27903217WE ARE IF WE'RE TALKING IN ALL CAPS NOW.>>27903193i dunno
>>27902919Lies and slander!
Ten minutes pass. You're standing in Raven's room; what passes for it, anyway. She's gone to great lengths to recapture the essence of her usual lair. Black curtains and scented candles lining every wall stir a mood of mystery and darkness. Raven herself sweeps in with a hushed glide and closes the door in her wake. Jinx is left outside to lean patiently against a wall in the hallway. It seems that seclusion is critical for the success of this activity. A hood is lowered, and you are observed. Some seconds pass this way."Sit next to me." Raven mutters, taking a spot on the edge of her rickety bed.You do as instructed."Look." Her hands fold in her lap. She gazes down at them. "We're going to make a direct connection. I'm going to fix you."Raven doesn't seem entirely excited to be doing this. A: What, exactly, will the two of you be doing?B: Is this connection dangerous?C: Ask her if she's alright.
>>27902796When should I archive the thread? Now or later?
>>27903286Whenever you'd like, although you'd probably have a better title for it later on.
>>27903286If suptg automatically updates, now
>>27903278>"fix" usWe're going to lose our JoJo powers
>>27903346We had those?
Can I post my how to mind meld for dummies thing now?
>>27903375Might as well
>>27903375Yeah man, it might actually help us out.
we seem to be a tad bit conflicted by now. i wanna know exactly why this chick wants in our head. we feel fine.
>>27903375This is obviously gonna be a bit different than the normal ones where we jump into peoples heads. Don't put preconceptions into peoples heads.
>>27903368We could teleport and do really fast soul punches.They're pretty jojo.
My body is ready.
So, will this direct connection involve our penis, somehow?
>>27903398So because it seems in our near future we plan on doing some sensual mind healing with at least two-thirds of the females we've maimed on this team, I think its important that we all analyze and agree on how this shit works.Here were our choices right before we went to revive Beast Boy from his coma, the first time we ever used mindmeld.>D: Focus. Clear your mind, and ready yourself. Meditate.>E: Give this consideration. Think of all the things that could happen inside of his head, and try to mentally prepare yourself as best as possible.>F: Reconsider this whole plan. This is dangerous; you could die!We picked E, the incorrect answer, which then caused Raven to go>"No!" She screams. "Keep your mind clear! If you don't, you..."And then we continued to pick options that rejected Beast Boy's dialog, and were essentially "Panic and try to escape" options. In almost every one of these dream sequences, Humble gives us options that are essentially.>A. Let what would naturally happen next in the scene happen.>B. Back out and do not let the scene play out as it would naturally happen.The key to having a successful, non-brain damaging mindmeld is to always pick A.But how do you tell how a memory is supposed to play out? It seems that Humble always gives us context in the description.During BB's mindmeld, we were told>From the back seat, you see two people in the front. You love these people. You love the man driving, but even more than that, if it's even possible, you love the woman in the seat next to him.This is obviously Beast Boy in a car with his parents. If we had just picked the A choices, letting the scene play out as it should, we would have picked the dialog choices. But we freaked out, and chose the B option instead.
>>27903521When melding with Jinx to heal her injuries after the crash, we are told>The stickers are colorful. They make you happy. >In fact, everything makes you happy! You are simply elated on a regular basis. Even now you are playfully running around the house, watching the back of your dress ripple in the breeze. It is a perfect day. >Your arms fly out in front of you, one by one, as you merrily dash about. Every once in a while, when an arm flies forward, a tiny spark of light crackles in front of it. >You could not possibly be more entertained.This was admittedly, very difficult. But after this mindmeld, we can be sure that we will always be in the perspective of the person we are mindmelding with. Our options were either "A: Find a way to create more sparks." or "B: Have fun!". Because Humble described both the sparks and the happiness equally in the update, it is difficult to tell which choice is the A choice. But Humble ended the description with the fact that she could not possibly be more ENTERTAINED, which was a dead givaway that investigating the sparks would be the most inappropriate option compared to having fun. Considering that we have improved mindmeld since then, mindmelds with Starfire or Jinx later on should be easier to decipher, AS LONG AS WE ALL KNOW HOW IT WORKS.Now I will admit, this is basically a working theory based off of what we have experienced so far. To the best of our knowledge, this is how we mindmeld with other people.Also, I'll go ahead and mention that during the sequence where we were mindmelding ourself, allowing ourself to die was the A option, and using our powers to escape was the B option. TL;DR: We are always in the perspective of the person we are mindmelding, never pick the option that rejects the scene or is inappropriate for the scene's description.
>>27903368We've basicly squished Killer Croc with this power, twice.
>>27903521>>27903540NotedAlright lads, lets go repair our mind.
Guys, last time the girls put us under we were all like "Ok" without asking questions and then we fucked everything up.Lets ask questions this time guys.
>>27903540tl;dr if you don't synch with the Animus, the Templars win.
>>27903562>Had two questions>instead ask how Raven's doingWELP....
>>27903562Actually the last time it all went better, the fuck are you talking about
>>27902899>>27902971>>27903091>>27903368Is the regular crown here today?
>>27903521>>27903540It's about not resisting the memories, we have to flow with them. With Beast Boy we've been resisting everything and we almost wiped him clean, that's not how it works. We know enough about this power to use it properly now (that is DON'T FUCKING RESIST).
>>27903299>>27903319What summary should I use?
>>27903562>then we fucked everything upWhat are you talking about? The plan worked perfectly.
>>27903608The problem is that this seems like railroading, which we have been conditioned to oppose at each and every point
>>27903600*crowd>>27903587>>27903614We forgot Jinx. We fucked up when we used our powers to escape.
>>27903630I think they're joking around, with what forgetting Jinx and shit...
>>27903650Man, I can't tell with you guys.How am I supposed to know you're rusing me after you ACTUALLY make a thoughtless choice?
>>27903630qfag reporting in
>>27903630Yeah, we forgot her, soIt's not a big deal, compared to that huge and necessary power up we gained
>>27903292You ask her if she's alright."With this? Not entirely. No."You think of a response, but she continues before you say it."I wouldn't do this with most people." Raven raises a hand to touch the gem on her forehead. "We're using this. My gem. It's a direct link to me. The center of my mental presence."You aren't entirely sure of the implications of that. "This won't be like the other connections you've made. It'll be stronger. Direct. You'll know me like I know myself." Her hand lowers, again resting on her lap. "I don't know how much you'll keep when we're done. On one hand, nothing might change. I might just fix you, and that'll be that. On the other hand..." She looks to you, for the first time, as she speaks. "We might come out of this with a bond stronger than any two people have ever had, and it's impossible for me to know the implications of that." The situation is made clear. It seems that your lost memories most strongly relate to your comrade, Jinx. You may either perform this activity with Raven, or drop everything here, opting instead to get to know Jinx all over again. Which do you choose?D: Let's do it. You'll connect with Raven, and mend your memories.E: Let's just drop this here. You'll get to know Jinx the old fashioned way, all over again.
>>27903697we could've had both
>>27903695you are scumSCUM
>>27903650>with what forgetting Jinx and shit...Who?
Looks like we're mind melding!TIME TO ROCK BITCHES!
>>27903707Fuckin' D, man.
>All these Ds
>>27903707> "We might come out of this with a bond stronger than any two people have ever had, and it's impossible for me to know the implications of that."W-Why boner...
i've waited so long for thishttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZz3y6r-5H8into the minds we go!
This is my character analysis of Donn as a dynamic character, with the arguments and conflict in the threads taken into consideration.http://pastebin.com/xU1kLAFyRead it if you want, criticize, comment, whatever.
>>27903711Speculation, and to make it worse, retrospective speculationJust quit it
>>27903779How can one deny giving the D when Raven is involved?
>>27903787>not Journey to the Center of the MindRaven's doing the navigating. No reckless.
>>27903791Well to be fair, we did screw that bit up.You have to acknowledge your mistakes in order to do it better.
so, do we press the d against the gem or how does this work?
>>27903802Well, we have to let her. That's the trick.
>>27903707>"We might come out of this with a bond stronger than any two people have ever had, and it's impossible for me to know the implications of that."holy shit!
>>27903802>mixing the minds of trigons offspring and the fragment of death>unforseen complications>not recklessnigger u wot m8?
>>27903806We were kinda in the dark the entire time. It's a mistake you have to learn from if you made it with clear understanding of what's going on
Everybody lubricate your brain, Raven's going in.
>>27903867>>27903521>>27903540Also, Humble has told us that the rules for these mindmeld sequences have always been the same.
>>27903867>>27903888And if you don't want to read that big thing, basically my point is that you have to allow the stream of consciousness or the memory to flow, no matter what it is. Because Humble always gives us a "Let it happen" and a "Reject whats happening" option, and the way to make things go without a hitch is to always pick the "Let it happen" option.
>>27903872>implying shes not going in drywe better get a towel or a piece of wood or something
> We have to mind-meld with Raven to get back our memories of Jinx> We'll fall in love in Raven in the process> Jinx's face whenHumble you're glorious.
>>27903982Or we fuse with Raven, or She fuses with us, so we got an extra voice in our head now.
>>27903707[bodily readiness intensifies]
So this is how you beat the friendzone.
>>27903796>implying we should even think in the vicinity of RavenYou realize we're going to kill her again, right?
>>279040333rd times the charm
>>27904033Not that guy.Since we're mindmelding with Raven shouldn't we think like her? Or should we think like us? Which way is this going?
>>27904014We have to share this with reddit, quick!
>>27904033Or, she becomes one of the many voices in our heads.That or we fuse minds, eitherway, its not looking good cause of the many posts here.We're gonna fuck up big.
OH FUCK this is going to be the single greatest part of the story I'm so excited right now!>mfw I try and bond to Raven as hard as humanly possible
>>27903723You're going through with this."Okay." Is the response given as Raven turns to face you on the bed, crossing her legs so that she might sit comfortably. You follow her lead, sitting with crossed legs opposite her, and waiting for the process to begin. Raven takes your hands in her own. You are surprised by their warmth and delicacy, as well as your immediate realization that they are shaking. It is slight but unquestionable; Raven is nervous. Reflections of lit candles flicker in her eyes. The expression facing you is a timid one. "My privacy is important to me. Probably more than I realize."A quiet moment is had."Don't make me regret this." The statement said here, while normally threatening, comes across to you as vulnerable. Genuine. Pleading, almost. Raven leans toward you. You do the same.The tip of her gem touches the corresponding spot on your forehead. You tumble into the growing blackness of her eyes and are certain, in that moment, that she has fallen equally into yours. (TO BE CONTINUED)
>There is a slight chance we will become extremely intimate with Raven if we do this>It's Jinx's planShe must want Donn bad.>>27904006Someone has to be the voice of reason.
>>27904057Who's ever memory is being explored we have to play it out how the person actually remembers it. No resisting or changing things.
>>27904065Oh god my heart
We gonna meld with dat daemon pussy alright.
>>27904074>A tripfag named Raven appears in these threads and scolds us for shitty decisions
>>27904090Bill get outta here
>>27904065I can only imagine what we're going to find there...
>>27904065>Don't make me regret thisBack at ya.Oh god
>>27904065>Don't make me regret thisI WILL KNOW ALL YOUR SECRETS AND WE WILL BE TOGETHER FOREVER!
>>27904116Little late to the party, huh chief?
>>27904102Nigga fuck you its halloween month
>>27904102Nah man. We're flying into some sexy sacrilege.
Wait, what is this place? This is Donn's brain? Fuck it, I'm out.
>>27904133>saying fuck you to our DM who controls everything in the story we're invested in
Yeah, this can't end well. I refuse to watch the ensuing cringe-worthyness in this thread. See ya'll niggas tomorrow.
>>27904142Pretty empty, huh?
>>27904142W-WAIT COME BACK
>>27904081Well, on top of that even if its not a memory, you have to BE that person in the false memory anyway, just like our last mindmeld.You just have to let it all be an experience.
>>27904142Hahaha, silly Raven, you can never leave
>>27904164I think people are joking around.At least...I hope they are...Oh god, we're gonna fuck up horribly aren't we?
>>27904142>leaving Donn's mind>implying the ride ever endsWelcome to the land of forchan.
So how many of you guys here are actually pretty new to the wild ride?
>>27904193Just finished young justice and Wakfu season 1The pain I feel, this hole in my being...I want you all to feel it too
>>27903521>>27903540Does everybody know how to mindmeld guys?I'm actually really freaking out because it seems like you guys don't.
>>27904142Don't goI love you...Let me lick you
>>27904245I knowAnd i sure hope to god they know.
>>27904245Just don't reject the memories, let them flow. Resist = Wipe. Simple.We had to fail twice at this to understand how it works.
>>27904277>reject the memoriesEven if the memory is wrong, you let it happen. You just accept it. You accept.God, I'm such a worrywart.
fuck I want to get high but I don't want to fuck making decisions fuck it gonna be on the sidelines today at least I can mock you guys if you fuck up
>>27904231thats nothing. last night i've reread i kill giants, while listening to the Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon soundtrack. no one can handle my feels right now.
>>27904299I am too man, im freaking the ever loving fuck out over here.
>>27904299I think it'll be a different set-up this time. Raven will be looking through our memories, and maybe we'll have the option to look through hers.Maybe we'll have the option to look through our own. Maybe we'll look through her feelings related to us. Who knows with this sort of thing?
>>27904318Why do shows kill off the best characters anon.
>>27904299I mean I don't think that will happen this time but I don't know.Oh man...>>27904343But we have to know the rules. It's like meditation. You must release your expectations. You must let the world become you, or something. Raven said stuff like that.
>>27904347because good directors run on tears
>>27904347>Nox>Tristepan or whatever the fuckYep, but you can still watch that obnoxious bird and the green woman. What great characters they were.
>MFW this threadWe Jinx wants us bad.
This has all been Long.Term.Slade imprinted raven with something Slade is going to take over your mind
>Raven will never be Donn's mentor ala The Boss style>Raven will never go full villan. Forcing us to take her down>This will never cause Donn to go bad over the years.
>>27904398>Donn becomes the new Slade.>Instead of accidentally killing friends, he becomes a better hero and a good friend.This sounds verrryyy familiar.
>>27904367>Shit happens and you just need to, like, chill out and let it do whatever, you know?-Raven
>>27904391Jinx wants the Donn pretty badly, huh?
>>27904387ASSHOLE>>27904390>Bye Sadly>Bye demon swordThanks france.W-wait why do people care about Nox
>tfw I was about to post a huge ornate update I was very proud of>tfw browser crashGUESS ILL START IT OVER
>>27904474Try just putting it in wordpad first and copypaste.
>>27904474WHO COULD'VE DONE THIS?
>>27904443Pleasently surprised that she does. Donn's face after mind meld with Raven because of Jinx.
>>27903789Welp, I guess it was fun for its own sake anyway...
>>27904455What? You didn't see how sad it was when all he wanted to do was go back in time to before his family was killed by a raging plot device?I thought he was one of the best villains because of that.
>>27904474Use wordpad lel...
>>27904474Death stroke is in your computer.
>>27904497>You really do care.Or, some romance novel bullshit, i dunno, Raven a good friend to Jinx it seems, doing stuff she doesn't want to but wants to help somehow.
Who was that anon who wrote that greentext story about Raven giving Donn advice on cunnilingus? Are you still here?
>>27904534Oh god I remember this, /co/ wasn't so bad after all...
>>27904511I felt a lot more when his dog found a little girl that looked like its former masterIn fact Those flash backs to a scared sad kid really turn on the feels, Nox felt too distant compared to thatAt least he got 20 minutes.
>>27904534OH GOD I REMEMBER THATThat was funny in a weird comedic way.
>>27904474Is there no God?!
>>27904551>At least he got 20 minutes.god that's still funny
>>27904474Humble I thought you more experienced you always right it out in a word processor first then copy pasta
>>27904549Yeah, we could make funny little greentext stories like that whenever humble wasn't updating, but i don't think its received well on /tg/
>>27904583no, there is only slade.
>>27904508Try again when we're not in the middle of an update.
>>27904583>he just realized there is no god, only Humble
>>27904551Eh, I hated that dog and didn't much care for the kid. I just thought it was tragic how he won every single battle that he got into but still couldn't get what he wanted.Then he totally regretted everything he did for the past 20 years or whatever and reality just came smashing down on his crazy man's psyche.
>>27904525Yeah, as long as we play it right. Raven and Donn will be closer and Jinx and Donn will be toegether again. Unless humble throws on some soulmate bullshit where we and Raven can no longer be friends. I'd be a little upset.Music for mind meldhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtPyk8_onO8
>>27904646Drunk, mate...You know we cant have happy endings...
>>27904642Well see I have a soft spot for kids AND dogs Seriously if he Took off that damn mask once in a while and showed a flash back with his kids I would've been crying long and hard.And don't even get me started on the death of kid flash in young justice
I'm sorry you guys, I just...That update I just lost was not only huge, but probably my favorite thing I've yet written for this story. It was a really beautiful and ornate way to describe what is about to take place, and it's gone forever. I'm trying to rewrite it, but the vague memories of my words are prohibiting me from making new, equally good material. What's more, I cannot remember the old material to recreate it.This next update might take a good long time. I'm having immense difficulties right now that only time can work out of me.
So Raven's existence was originally intended to be a portal for Trigon to take over the mortal realm.Raven was raised by the witches of azarath, who she considers to be her real parental figures. She learned to control her emotions, along with her powers, from there, I think. Eventually she wanted to revolt against her fate, trying to do good and to be a hero, instead of being the key to the End of the World.So she joined the titans. Her greatest fear was that her fate was inescapable, no matter how much good she does. When the day of prophecy came, she accepted her fate as her father had ordained for her, but she left her final hope in the Titans, giving them some of her power.In the end, when Robin saved helpless child Raven from hell, and they took one final stand against Trigon, she saw that they could hurt him, and that her father was not invincible and that her fate was not set in stone.Any nuances of Raven's character you guys can think of other than that?
>>27904696That's fine, Humble.You'll do good!
>>27904696WORDPAD WORDPAD WORDPADI know that feel Humble, I've had it happen to me. Take as long as you want. I mean it.
>>27904666I can hope.Your trips are harbingers of the unhappy.Humble already said they were a fan of the idea that you must sacrifice to be a hero. We can't have a happy ending because humble does not believe that true heros can have one.
>>27904696Hey, don't knock yourself down so much. Take your time. Also, gotta use a Notepad doc or something just in case.
>>27904696We will wait Humble, take your time. I'm curious though, by good long time, is it still happening tonight?
>>27904696Use the stupid Wordpad ;_;
>>27904720>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdHTnpgpLDcOh man, that's gold.Thank you.>>27904666Fuck you satin, there will be happy endings at long as we continue to strive towards them.
>>27904696It's cool, man... relax. I'll write to protect your smile!
>>27904696Take your time. Create what you want.Dreams unwind, love's a state of mind.
>>27904696that'll teach you.
>>27904738>is it still happening tonight?yes
>>27904706When you really come down to it, everyone has a horrible past like that, but in some way, shape, or form, there were friend that helped those in need.Reminds me of that one thread where someone wrote out Jinx's whole character, and it gets to some pretty depressing shit.
>>27904696You having trouble there?
>>27904696That's why you write your posts in a word document first.
>>27904696Do not despair. It happens to the best of us. We can wait it out.
I recommend using:microsoft wordor http://notepad-plus-plus.org/ (free, excellent notepad replacement - open source)note a fan of stock notepad or wordpad myself.
>>27904666>You know we cant have happy endings...>That 666 tripHoly shit, how horrifying.
>>27904803satan is something of a regular in these threads.
>Jinx is not only violating our privacy and Raven's, she's risking both our memories Man, fuck this selfish bitch. What a shitty thing to force people to do for your benefit. At least we might see what's causing blackouts, not that that's her intention.
>>27904696Are we talking about "tonight" time or "days" time?
>>27904829To be honest, i think its more than just that.Plus, Raven a good friend to help out her friend like that, mad props yo.
>>27904871Thanks, I missed that somehow.
>>27904696>Doing some of your best writing. >It gets wipedI hate when that happens. Had the same problem when essay/diss writing.
>>27904859is a bad friend to steal her semi-boyfriend like that for herself.ftfypls
>>27904859Raven's the best big sister.
>>27904859>Plus, Raven a good friend to help out her friend like that, mad props yo.Yeah man, no shit. When you're entire shtick is keeping yourself to yourself, giving that up so someone else can remember a few weeks/months of interactions is pretty selfless.The shit Raven puts up with.
>>27904888....Fine, fine..since you said please.
>>27904888But anon you can't sleep with your 'big sister'
>>27904829It's totally selfish, yeah. But we're going along with it, and so is Raven. I mean, we would do it anyways because the choice came up as the letter "D", but I think she must've done some real talk with Raven to convince her of this bullshit.
>>27904921You can, who says you can't?
Welp. I'm back.
>>27904923Wait are you calling them a baby, or are you crying at their post?
>>27904931Not this guy
>>27904944WOW AMAZING THANK GOD!
>>27904944Welcome back.>>27904945both really
>>27904944Oh hey there. How long has it been?
>>27904956But there nothing to be sad about>>27904944Heyo dude, whats up?
>>27904956That's stupid, make a point. Your image makes no sense.
>>27904954The level of sarcasm in that post made mark twain have an erection in his grave.
>>27904969>>27904962>>27904956Before the move to /tg/ I fucking hate work.
>>27904975I don't wanna.I just want everybody to be calm and make sure everything goes smoothly with the Ravenmelding.I'm sorry for the baby image.
>>27904998Its okay man, we're stressed and we just want a happy ending..Satan doesn't think we're gonna get one, but we're gonna fucking try damn it....
>>27904913Raven is the one who we belong with most.>bro help with jinx>saved her life twiceDat GIGA drill punch>bonded with mind melds>mentor>forgiving as fuck>about to be the two closest people in existenceAll aboard the Raven train. CHOO CHOO
>>27904998You're trying to calm everyone down, so you call them crybabies? Just take your medal of shit troll, because what you're saying is back-assward retarded.
>>27905036Yeah, nah..I like the sister-Mentor thing to be honest with you.
>>27904981Don't you mean a boner?
>>27905039I'm sorry. Really.
>>27905036PARTYStop trying to stir shit, seriously.
>>27905058Same here but i can't help but sort of enjoy drama that DOESN'T come from people dying or getting murdered. So yeah lets go full soap opera in stride.
>>27905036>terra arrives and bursts into the room to say hi>shit gets all fucked and terra and mc memories get all mixed up>they think they were together>jynx gets ret conned, bb gets ret connedraven gets ret connedSATAN PLS
>>27905024I hope someone dies before October is over. I hope it's your favorite titan
>>27905077No thanks, Why cant we have Drama with Cyborg and showers?
>>27905058I don't think that a lovey-dovey relationship is what's necessarily going to happen.I don't know, it depends. Humble likes to shake us up. It might happen.Might happen, might not happen.
>>27905036How much are tickets?
>>27905058>Sister-mentorMan I hate Raven got pigeon holed as that. Way to make an interesting, developed character into a power dispenser and unfitting 'broseph'.
>>27905058That's the fall of everyone who ever got "friendzoned" in history.Muh friendship.We must choose between Jinx and Raven yet again. Make sure you don't fuck it up again, /c-.../tg/.
>>27905063Good. Stop trying to stop people who emotionally argue their points. All that gets us is a bunch of circle-jerking and posts about Jojo, which is what this thread is turning into. Stopping conversation only speeds that process.
>>27905091Its Starfire...LEAVE HER ALONE, YOU CUNT!
>I want to get off Humble Storyteller's Wild Ride
>>27905115Cuhrazy thought, can we choose not to ship maybe? That way, no character is sidelined and autism is reduced exponentially?
>>27904944You return, to what do we owe the pleasure?
>>27905117Did someone say jo- oh sorry.>>27905123Yeah, well first off we are never going to sleep with her.Second she's going to die next time we enter a conflict.Or Robin will die, which will shatter her soul and make her a depressed husk.Whichever works.HAHAHAHA!
>>27905145....Yeah no this ship is gonna sail
>>27905145Are you kidding? Jinx is the one forcing the ship. I guess we could try and refuse Raven's bond and not take any memories of Jinx, but I feel like that'd just be silly at this point.>>27905156I'm that assmad guy, and I giggled.
Aaaaand there goes the thread...Goddamn, its just like /co/.>>27905145No, cause thats asking for too much apparently.
>>27905075>stirring shit with actual shit that happened and my mostly fair take on themOk m8
>>27905117But you're just so mad at nothing. I mean sure its selfish, but who isn't? It's not anything to be mad about, and we want that investment back just as much as she does.I don't know, I guess we just interpret it differently.>>27905145I think Humble does this organically enough that its not any kind of perverse shipping. I mean we have to actually do this mindmeld and make sure Raven doesn't get hurt, and we'd have to talk about us killing her twice anyway.
>>27905205>No, cause thats asking for too much apparently.I still remember post-Slade Golden Age. We were so united in purpose not to let this become a dating sim. It was so beautiful...
>>27905205Dude you posted it again that's so crazy! Kkay bye this time for real right? wink
>>27905234It's shekel, goyimnow pay up, you failed to honor the six trillion
>>27905240Walkfag pls go
>>27905247Moot plz go
>>27905240should have just made the mc asexual.
>>27905233>I think Humble does this organically enough that its not any kind of perverse shipping. As someone who has been vehemently against shipping... Fair enough. I guess the Jinx thing left me sour because it was based on nothing other than a single date that ended in a kiss. It was kinda flat. If the next update has as much effort put into the writing as Humble mentioned and a ship flows naturally off of a spiritual bond and we get feelsy stuff about her dying and rescuing her? Sure, I'll bite. But even if it's really well done I can only see it ending in arguments. We'll see how mature we can be on /tg/. New leaf maybe?
>>27905233I was mad about him trying to stifle conversation that doesn't pertain to jolly greetings between namefags and anime.Anyways, I'm not saying it shouldn't be done, I'm saying that relative to how much Raven doesn't want someone in her head, Jinx must've convinced Raven that her wants are greater than hers. Which is hard, since Raven is all about personal space and stuff.
>>27905146The pleasure is that i got off early from work and was in time to watch one of these threads.
>>27905326Maybe I'll turn a new leaf when you stop sucking cock.I agree, new leaf. I hereby declare myself more dedicated to being a hero than having a waifu.
>>27905326Well there was more than just the date. The Brother Blood incident, R.I.R.E base, ship crash, etc.
>>27905348Thats why i think its something bigger, something else must be going on.
This is the update after we visited Raven after the first arc>She looks to the ground, her face still flat, as though she's trying to process what you're saying to her. >"I thought I'd be there forever." She mumbles, her face still flat. >She then looks up to you, now displaying a subtle mix of emotions that are hard to understand. "Thank you. What you did... It means everything to me." >Raven is quivering a bit, her expression on the verge of several different extremes. Elsewhere in the room, the screen on a computer panel turns black, and explodes.After ORAORAORAORAORA Slade arc>You ask Raven how she's doing. >"You felt my pain." She says. "You went into my mind. Felt your skin burning. If anyone knows how I'm doing, it's you." >Raven stands and walks toward you, stopping less than a foot away. She looks up into your eyes, wearing a slightly concerned look. >"You're okay, right?">You tell her you don't really know. >Both of you stay silent for some time. Dealing with these things is rarely a simple matter. >"You... Don't know?" She asks.>You tell Raven how you feel: >You're immortal. You're powerful. Yet all around you, as you've made your choices, the Titans have suffered. You aren't sure that you're protecting everyone as well as you should be. >Raven listens carefully, walking about the room as you explain your situation. It takes her some time to respond. >"Nobody's done more good than you. Nobody." She's facing you now, eyes narrowed with intensity. "It's pointless to beat yourself up over possibilities. You've saved everyone, me more than once, and that's enough. Train to be your best, follow orders, and contribute to them team. Thinking of yourself as our protector won't help anyone. Understand?"I don't know if we'll need this information but better safe than sorry?
>>27905365She even called us a hero when we pussied out of a true sacrifice.
>>27905355>watchFuck. I meant read.
>>27905366that one part where death saw raven after she died, and they knew eachother.How is this not a current issue.>>27905366
>>27905381>>27905365I honestly dont know why people overlook this...
>>27905365None of which really involved much meaningful interaction or romantic development. Maybe the next update will make it more convincing? Who knows? I've just found it to be empty waifu hunting so far.
>>27905326I think a big moment between us two was SUPPOSED to be after Raven died in a crash and we were spear hunting as if nothing happened.However, in the real world, every single one of us was still screaming about how Raven was DEAD dead and that everything was shitty. It was a beautiful scene that was shoved into a place where it wasn't wanted or noticed because someone had just died.
>>27905326>I guess the Jinx thing left me sour because it was based on nothingI disagree. I think we were super confident and heroic during the hell arc, and since turning a new leaf she's been looking for a hero in her life.It makes sense from a character development point of view, and explains why she liked us first.>>27905348>I was mad about him trying to stifle conversation that doesn't pertain to jolly greetings between namefags and anime.Man, I don't like the namefags or anime references either, but its not like Jinx is blackmailing Raven or anything. She probably understood that Jinx wanted this really badly, and trusted us enough to do it, so she took the risk for a friend.
>>27905381Huh? What sacrifice? I remember Raven calling us heroes when we bawwed after punching Slade, but that's it.
>>27905434>>27905401thats the death I am talking about
>>27905427Well, humble did say we'd get some scenes involving Jinx if we choose too.But everyone seems to favor Raven now...Or am i getting mixed Signals?God you people cant make up your mind.
>>27905455He means the black throne.And apparently he thinks making sacrifices for women gets you laid.
>>27905455Getting out of being in hell forever by giving it to Slade in the first arc.
>>27905455>What sacrifice? That's the point, we were going to replace Raven on the throne of hell but slade was like 'I'm an easy way out!' and we just nodded our heads and dusted the seat for him 'Here you go slade!'"Thanks, you're dumb kid.'
>>27905445>I disagree. I think we were super confident and heroic during the hell arc, and since turning a new leaf she's been looking for a hero in her life.I'm gonna agree to disagree here, but I think you'reprojecting something that isn't actually there. Don't remember Jinx requesting a knight in shining armour.
>>27905472you're really bitter about this whole thing huh?
>>27905472>And apparently he thinks making sacrifices for women gets you laid.Feel free to quote where I said that in your next post.Now that you're done lying, what I meant to say is that we took the easy way out- and we don't deserve credit for it.Ok?Ok
>>27905378>reading all that againThere's nothing to fear but fear itself. Into the abyss, my brothers. We will not survive...we will thrive.
>>27905445>not blackmailing Raven and stuffYeah, I feel the same way. I don't think she'd force her way into doing it. I was just surprised that Raven didn't just try some potion mixing or something first.I mean, she REALLY didn't want us in her head. I don't think she'd ever trust anyone enough to go that deep, but she's still doing it. I don't know how Jinx convinced her, but there must've been some real talk between the ladies.
AM I the only one who thinks the island is LOST
>>27905481Just imagine if we had kept it. That would have been an interesting storyline.
stop arguing about stupid shit that we can't know because we're not humble
>>27905551Raven just a good friend that wants to help her friends, is that so bad?
>>27905482>but I think you'reprojecting something that isn't actually there.I'm guessing, yeah. But our actions during the hell arc definitely had her all over our dick.>>27905490>>27905510Sorry guys, I misread. I saw the word "pussied" and my brain made a bunch of weird connections. We didn't exactly back out of fear, but nonetheless.
>>27905560>I am become death, destroyer of worlds
>>27905551>Tfw Raven has just stopped caring anymore
>>27905551Raven probably feels a little guilty for forcing the drink on us in the first place. Maybe.
>>27905560No kiddingYou guys were just super set on giving BB a concussion I guess...
>>27905551>I mean, she REALLY didn't want us in her head. I don't think she'd ever trust anyone enough to go that deep, but she's still doing itAnd people don't want to romance raven. Dispicable.
You know, all this bickering actually makes me feel a bit better.It's like you guys really care that people are saying dumb shit.
>>27905600OH SHIT you may be right!...that's really sad.
>>27905639I think we should get as close as possible with all the ladies.Not in some retarded polygamy player kind of thing, but you know just be there for them.BB too, that guy needs a hug.
>>27905564>>27905646>discussion of Raven's goals and internal reasoningI don't really see a problem here, buckaroo.
>>27905581Well, to somehow who caught up yesterday and first timer on the threads here, i just gotta ask. Does this happen often?I mean, you guys made some good points, but i like the Jinx relationship to be honest with you.Guess im the problem though.
>>27905647>We're about to experience all of Raven's FEELS. Buckle up.
>>27905688Yeah, we have gotten better at it haven't we?>>27905693Nah man, you're good. Keep coming, make sure we have good discussions like this one is slowly becoming.
You know, since we're just waiting for Humble, why don't you guys read this and tell me how much of a faggot I am?>>27903789
>>27905754You are a huge one. Now go away.
>>27905693>Does this happen often?Seeing as this is like the 5th time someone's asked that? A lot...
>>27904065Slopes of concave darkness call.You are welcomed as home in an aether of synapses never explored. Thoughts given form wrap and caress, filling and swelling to tips, shrinking and swirling to points. Great barriers of blue and black rise within and beyond. They shatter, unable to stand where known. Pieces fall out and in, imbuing your imperceptible perceptions with a sensational boil. Fledgling sentiments like growing children kick with stirred upset. You hold them as your own. They calm. Now the heart. The center; yours and its. Yours and hers. Yours. A bordered rhythm of warm life initiates a correction. Its corresponding inhabitant nears and invades. Two rhythms are joined.One soul in two bodies.Three paths open. A: The ground.B: The temple.C: The skies.
>>27905679That's kind of been a vague goal of ours for a while. Except Starfire. She has been in the backseat the whole time and totally still would be if we didn't have her filleted.>>27905693I think that there's a lot of good interaction between the two of us, but sometimes the romance comes in odd places (after we were still mourning, after we broke her ankle).The conversations and interactions are great, but it's hard to get into them when there's much more important shit to look after.
>>27905774I feel like the temple is azarath.The skies are maybe when she was the barrier.And the ground is...something else.
>>27905830>And the ground is...something else.Hell?
>>27905774Shit, umm.. B
>>27905774>One soul in two bodiesseems like raven won't do shit to guide us
This here's a real crapshoot we got going on.
>>27905873Well, we picked the temple anyway.I hope everybody knows their Raven. If you don't know your Ravens, opt out.
>>27905927I know Ravens
Relax nigs, we just need to harmonize with dis bitch and let her magical chakra work its magic.Temple was a good choice. Sky? Earth? Nigga that aint centred. Temples? Temples are meditative as ALL SHIT.
I think everybody should agree to read slowly or something.I mean these mindmelding things are always detail oriented. Everybody give attention to detail.
In retrospect this seems a lot for a few days of memories.
>>27905968>daysI think its like a couple months
>>27905927Well how do you Raven?
>>27905968a few days? havent we been with them for months or something
>>27906000Well I rewatched all three parts of The End, and nevermore, and most TT episodes over the course of this adventure so as best I can I suppose.
>>27906000How do you mange to NOT Raven?
>>27905984>>27906015Yeah I forgotThen again they were only the Jinx memories.
>>27906044Well Jinx in involved in many of our painful memories.
You know, Humble said that Raven almost always hides how she truly feels.This is going to be interesting.
>>27905774So, I think an interesting part of this is where Ravens barriers>shatter, unable to stand where knownSo, when we more our attention towards something, it removes Ravens barriers to it. If Raven doesn't want us to see it, we should probably just ignore it.Also, I'm guessing that these paths are different parts of her life, and the temple might be her getting raised by witches or whatever. I think ground might've been Earth and a better choice.
>>27905947>muh piercing the heavens>muh sky's the limit
>>27906101>If Raven doesn't want us to see it, we should probably just ignore it.How would we even tell? We're probably going to go bumping around in our memories as well, and we can't do anything to stop it.Lets just do our best here.
>>27905783The world is now a temple; a magnificent structure of ivory and marble. You are in its courtyard. Trees you have never seen are intimately familiar. You are at peace."Glad you made it." Says Raven from behind.She is happy. It's written all over her face; a peaceful resolve of joy and wisdom condensed. You know this before you turn to face her. You are happy, too. "This is where I grew up. A temple in Azarath." You know, but you do not mind being told again. She would never say it, but she wants you to like this place. You know this because you want yourself to like this place, also. "So... Where to? Yard, shrine, or steeple?"D: The yard.E: The shrine.F: The steeple.
>>27906152So much for mind meld procedure
>>27906210This is a little different.
>>27906152You know, for some reason I didn't think Raven would like it here.I guess I should "Release my expections" before I mess up something
>>27906229I think we noticed. Very odd, if I do say so.
Steeple confirmed for shit tier
>Go to otherworld dimension home to witches and spiritualists>Investigate a fucking yardWe literally could not have picked something more mundane when in Azarath.
>>27906280And the walkfags laughed silently into the night, for their long awaited revenge had come to fruition.
>>27906236Remember that Raven represses the hell out of her emotional identity. Right now we're in a place inside all of the defense mechanisms. I'm not saying we're going to see "the real Raven" or any of that bullshit, just that we're seeing parts of her thought process at the most basic level and unfiltered.
>>27906323Curses, still they remain a thorn in our side!
>>27906324I think you're overanalyzing a bit. I mean I know about psychological defense mechanisms, but I don't think Humble would expect us to know or think about that kind of thing.Besides, I trust Raven.
>>27906323well, i as the original walkfag voted for the shrine. these fundamentalist youngsters know no moderation.
>>27906367>I mean I know about hypothermia but I don't think humble would expect us to know that type of thingLook how that turned out
That scene where we went through the void into Ravens mind was great. Humble confirmed acid head.
>>27906401This is what you started. This is your legacy. You are our father. We are your children.
>>27906324I like it now, but I hope nothing too spooky happens. I don't know how to deal with Raven getting terrified in her own head.
>>27906415I'm just going to say I trust Raven then.No need to break out the tinfoil hats.
>>27906415That analogy is more stretched out than yer maw's cooch.
>>27906431>>27906401Our walking Messiah
>>27906450You had to Jinx it...
>>27906450Wouldn't we get terrified with her then?I mean seriously, we have to stay in harmony right?
>>27906450Remember this man when bad shit happens.
>>27906164You're already here. The yard."I thought so."The two of you sit on a stone pathway. You find it surprisingly comfortable; inviting, as though you've sat here for years, and are just now returning home. Day turns to night. You see your adventures written in the stars; mythological patterns you have never taken time to study suddenly make perfect sense. First, the meditation centers on you. The stars in the sky are not above you, you realize; that is an illusion. They are within you, like the ground underneath. Like the leaves in the wind. Like Raven herself. A sign above will lend help to this process.Which astrological sign will you meditate on?G: TaurusH: VirgoI: Gemini
>>27906431>>27906459Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly! I just like to go for a walk once in a while.
>>27906497Too late now, already sacrificing a goat in your name.All praise our walking god.
>>27906507>>>27906530>27906528Looks like some people don't know what Gemini represents...
Allright, who follows the astronomy? I did some quick google searches for my vote, but I have no idea what I'm doing.
>>27906491>The two of you sit on a stone pathway.It was the sitfags all along>I: GeminiHohoho
>>27906491>TaurusTaurus, the second sign of the zodiac, is all about reward. Unlike the Aries love of the game, Taurus loves the rewards of the game. Think physical pleasures and material goods, for those born under this sign revel in delicious excess. >VirgoVirgo is the sixth sign of the zodiac, to be exact, and that's the way Virgos like it: exacting. Those born under this sign are forever the butt of jokes for being so picky and critical (and they can be), but their 'attention to detail' is for a reason: to help others. >GeminiGemini is the third sign of the zodiac, and those born under this sign will be quick to tell you all about it. That's because they love to talk! It's not just idle chatter with these folks, either. The driving force behind a Gemini's conversation is their mind. The Gemini-born are intellectually inclined, forever probing people and places in search of information.Reading more on Gemmini
>>27906576>Gemini = twins and dualityThat's the right choice. We're two souls becoming one so the symbolism fits.
>>27906502>>27906505>>27906508>>27906521>>27906524>>27906525>>27906529>>27906531>>27906532>>27906541>>27906543>>27906544>>27906564>>27906570Mah niggas know their astrology
IS ANYBODY ELSE FURIOUSLY GOOGLING THIS SHIT?
>>27906576as far as i recall gemini is about gathering information, talking and being good at relationships. my ex was a gemini and she sure as hell talked alot.
>>27906358>I am the walkfag in your thread>dressed for a jog and shoes glowing white.
>Looking up Zodiac SignsReally? I mean, just because you don't read horoscopes doesn't mean you shouldn't know basic constellations.
>>27906631N-no...? Star signs are pretty common knowledge.At least, for me.
>>27906631>Not knowing gemini = twinsCmon man, common knowledge. Step it up.
>>27906609Oh...that sounds risky...
>>27906651>>27906654I'm sorry guys, but I really just don't know.Maybe you guys should educate me a little bit so we can make better choices.
>>27906627I don't so... care to explain? I mean other than what the constellations look like and where they are in the sky but I don't quite get this, what possible symbol there is to be had from a pair of twins as compared to a bull or a virgin.
>>27906690It was just the symbology depicted in >>27905774We gotta pay attention to these sorts of things.
>>27906631No, I have no idea and I don't plan on learning today unless the information is forced down my stupid gullet.
>>27906669>Entire point is synchronize with Raven so her chakra can fixl us>Star sign of Twins not relevantHow is that risky? It related entirely to what we're trying to achieve. Fuck me, there are people in these threads that don't know the causes of hypothermia and well known constellations.
>>27906732Well listen, if the next choice is about some astrology shit and I have no idea, I just wont vote.But I feel like I might be a minority and people who have no idea will vote anyway because they think it doesn't matter when IT DOES
>>27906690>Two people joining as one>What does Gemini have to do with anything? Have you at least seen a picture of Gemini?
>>27906502Gemini. The Twins above will be your guide; when you return from this stasis, you will see how they have molded you.Here they come. Memories like a raging torrent of water, and yet you can pick apart every drop. Your whole life; first, light. Singularity. You are alone, on a corner. You are hurt; you are threatened. But not for long; now, you have companions. Through them all filtered so many experiences; great power. Great sacrifices. A choice you never wanted to make. Infiltration, and a strike against someone you never meant to hurt. Shame. Hellfire. Regret. A tower rising in the distance. A beacon of hope to millions. A home to you.A kiss and a dance. Light and noise, like you've never seen before. Agility, and impressions. Doubt gives way to trust. Comfort. Jinx. You are complete. You are done. But the changes cannot last if the connection is only halfway satisfied. J: Shift the meditation into Raven.
>>27906683>TaurusThe bull>VirgoThe Virgin>GeminiThe twins What you should probably know most is that as the twins, Gemini is centered on balance, duality, and the like.
>>27906690Gemini, or the twins as they are sometimes called, represents duality. People born under the sign are often inclined to enjoy talking, and value their minds greatly, and spend their lives trying to gain information and knowledge
>>27906760This is symbolic as fuck, holy crap humble.
>>27906760OH SHIT GUYS WE'RE ACTUALLY DOING IT
>>27906760SEE! DANGER! God, I'm spooked, you guys.
>>27906760J>Is !J (not J) even an option here?
>>27906760Fuck man, I'm starting to tear upThis is beautiful
>>27906760>But the changes cannot last if the connection is only halfway satisfied.Halfway there...
>>27906841Living on a prayer?
>>27906760>J: Shift the meditation into Raven.Everybody get ready to pick the "Die" option a lot guys.
Holy shit, we're actually doing it.COME ON GUYS, I KNOW I LOST FAITH IN YOU A WHILE AGO, BUT I BELIEVE WE CAN ACTUALLY DO THIS!
>>27906841I can't take this.
>>27906866>Yfw we see Raven's secret crush on us.
>>27906855Goddammit.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDK9QqIzhwkBut seriously, time to be Raven.
Just got here and caught up anons. What's happening?!
>>27902796Oh hey, this quest looks pretty neat, I'll read the pastebin so I know what's going on first, though.>This is not a quest, and it is not a game. You won't make a character, you won't get to role-play, you won't use an avatar, you won't get to roll dice, etc. If you want a game/quest, go to /tg/>If you want a game/quest, go to /tg/What? I thought I *was* on /tg/!
>>27906889honestly, im expecting this
>>27906898Yeah, Edgar has yet to fucking update that.
>>27906898This originated on /co/
>>27906898We're from /co/. Got kicked off.Welcome aboard, thanks for not voting immediately.
>>27906869You are hopelessly optimistic.
>>27906898We were originally on /co/
>>27906892Shit is easy so far. Watch us fuck up the next bit though.
>>27906898Came from /co/ trying to dodge the mods. We've been meaning to update that intro
>>27906924And you're not.Get optimistic or so help me god, im gonna make you so fucking happy that you will be puking kittens by the end of the week.
>>27906953Optimism is not as important as focus and intelligent consideration.Optimism is fine, but don't declare victory just yet.
>>27906901It would make sense of her giving us cologne and giving us thumbs up after that date. That was oddly out of character and it'd make sense of that was her way of dealing with it. Personally, I'm ready to trade up.
>>27906953I like you
>>27906953I'm right there with ya pal. I'll be optimistic with ya.
>>27906969you know, there should be something like a 3 - 5 minute cooldown between an update story post and the beginning of voting. Would allow for less spamming just to get a vote in.
>>27906976Thaaaaaat be way more out of character.
>>27906969Good news- you're on /tg/ now, we've got focus and intelligent consideration in spades.We NEED that /co/ optimism though, cause we will rapidly spiral into GRIMDARK territory without that.
>>27906953...Well, best of luck on that. Though I'm not sure the kittens would be very happy smelling like vomit. Or previously having been eaten...>But snark aside, I'm just trying to say its a little early to consider us out of the woods here.
DONN MUST REMEMBER ME!
>>27907001How? Bro moment was Cyborgy if anything. Raven keeps feelings bottled up so it would make waaaay more sense.
>>27906953Not >>27906924 but I've learned to never be optimistic when it comes to Humble, you should always be guarded. At the very best, I think I can be hopeful, but optimistic? I can't do it. I wish I could, but I can't.Also, can I puke puppies instead of kittens? I like puppies waaay more than kittens
>>27907021Who are you?
>>27906998There really really should be.Just to allow people to talk over what the options mean.
>>27906998We've had this discussion before. It's not happening. Following the voting guidelines will suffice.
>>27907021DONN MUST REMEMBER YOU!
Raven is going to choose from our memories now.Oh god.
>>27906998>>27907032I think part of the idea of this system is supposed to be that we are making choices impulsively like him rather than having the luxury of time to indefinitely contemplate our decisions.
>>27907021You. You're...Raven's friend right? My name's Donn and its a pleasure to meet you!
>>27907036Well, I find it really annoying that I have to speed read Humble's post if I want my vote to have the potential to actually matter due to the 11 vote cap.
>>27907050NO RAVENYOU ARE THE JINX
>>27907072And then Raven was a zombie
>>27907065I remember when it was 2.Then 6.Oh man.
>>27907072>NO RAVEN>YOU ARE THE JINXAnd then Donn was a waifu
>>27907072What a twist.
>>27907055Huh. That would make sense and explain the sudden disappearance of player choice. I guess we activated her cut scene?
>>27907080She technically has been since Act 1. Just not the stinky, rotty, shambly kind.
>>27907105I'm imagining that she's going to pick a scene that we're not going to like, and we're going to have to let her see it.
>>27907127Actually, let me add to that.She's going to see a scene she's not going to like, and we're going to have to make her not completely disconnect from us because of it.
>>27907127>Days before being a titan>Finds half eaten rotten turkey sandwich in dumpster>SCORE!....>Better not tell Jinx about this.
>>27907161That better be added.
>>27907161I lold so hard.
>>27906776I'm a Gemini and I can hardly shut the fuck up, as you all have seen.
>>27907149I honestly can't think of anything we've done that would warrant that reaction. Though /co/ has no such excuse, Donn is a homeless kid so I don't think she'd lose her shit over not knowing the causes of hypothermia. Raven is understanding as all hell. Don't think we have another Jinx situation here.
>>27907149It's going to be the plane crash.We killed her, and now we have to answer for it.
>>27907193You also like to cause trouble sometimes...Man, i don't know, you're a wild card. I think you secretly hate us.
>>27907193Me too, bro, it happens. Course Im also Leo Rising/Ascendent
>>27907214>I think you hate usOuchI love you guys, I just love myself too. I do a thing for you all every now and again.>see humbleweenAnd then I entertain myself.>see 85% of my posts
>>27907072And then Raven was the Jinx
>>27907277I dunno...I like you man, but that Raven post all the way up seems off in a way..That could be my paranoia and new tendencies in the thread though, and you just hate people who like Jinx, including me...>>27907281PFFFFT
>>27907281You've created a monster. Like the blob or the cat with two heads. YOU FOOL, YOU'VE MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDER.
>>27907277Forgot pic>Gemini with duality in his actionsHuh...neat
>>27907315HOLY SHIT YES
>>27907311What? When have I hated jinx lovers? Humbles a jinx lover and i love that guy.
>>27907315ohhhh shitDRAMA TIME LADS
>>27907315Can it be? Have we succeeded?!
>>27907315Hey there, soulmate.
>>27907315WE ACCIDENTALLY JINX'S HEART
>>27907315>You open your eyes.>You are comfortably stretched out in Raven's bed alongside her. You are both awake, but neither of you have opened your eyes.What?
>>27907315We're in deep shit.
>>27907340I...I just want the fighting to stop!
That's all for today's exciting edition of Humble Storyteller's Storytime! Updates will resume either tomorrow, the next day, or the day after that; it's hard to say right now! I hope everyone enjoyed it! What did you all think? As always, I'll take some time to respond to the community.
>>27907343Yes, yes we have.But even when we win we lose!
>>27907315HOLY SHIT WE MADE IT OUT WITHOUT A PRO->We're cuddled up to Raven, and Jinx walks in and sees this.Uh oh...
>>27907377Humble, why are you so cool?
>>27907315I AM SO OK WITH THIS.OH GOD, MY HEART BONER
>>27907377I really enjoyed it.Props man, would buy you a beer if I knew ya.
Talk about awkward.
>>27907384Is Jinx going to be an unreasonable bitch again? Can't she take a break?
>>27907377I love you man. I literally cried going back over those memories.
>>27907377Best 10/10 GOAT GOTY all years 5/5 bretty gud
>>27907377LET ME SUCK YOUR DICK, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD.
>>27907360I fucked up. Deleting and reposting.Damn my favoritism of familiar phrases to signify a shift in events!
>>27907360Oh good, I wasn't the only one wondering about that.
>>27907377So how happy are you with this outcome?Also: If we had picked different Astrological signs, how would things have differed? Im interested in how you factored that shit in.
>>27907377Wonderful stuff Humble, as always. I am now terrified Jinx will kill us over a misunderstanding
>>27907315All according to keikaku.
AND RAVEN WAS THE JINX
>>27906783Raven inhabits you. You inhabit her. This time, it is more clear. You know her as she knows herself; she knows you just the same. You feel her tension. Her self-doubt. Every single thing Raven has gained or lost is now written into your skin and bones. You are familiar with the ruffling of fabric, and the boiling of water. Loneliness and insecurity growing as they are suppressed. So many slopes and planes of grey skin, now felt to be your own. A gem in your forehead that cannot be removed.Knowledge of your role in the end. Relief that the end never came. Confusion. What to do now?Contentment. Whatever you want.It is satisfied; it is complete. Clouds of mystery fold away. The temple folds away. The aether drains.Time passes...You are comfortably stretched out in Raven's bed alongside her. You are both awake, but neither of you have opened your eyes. Her arms are wrapped around you. Yours, around her. Raven's chest beats against your own.Your hearts beat with precisely the same timing. You feel no awkwardness. No desires, or confusions. You are content in Raven's company; as content as you are in your own skin. You barely recognize the difference.Congratulations! You have become monumentally closer to Raven. In addition, a reinforcement of your mind has been added; short of divine intervention, your memories can no longer be tampered with. Before you rise, a voice is heard. "Maybe I should've stayed outside." Says Jinx from the open doorway.(TO BE CONTINUED)
>>27907377It was lovely. I feel pretty zen right now.
>>27907437Humble doesn't like to talk too much about the differences alternate choices would have made, save for the most obvious binaries like someone dying (like if we'd had Jinx run through the Joker Venom)
>>27907442We just have to explain our situation.And go in for a hug, and a group hug. and cry that everything alright now.Well, almost everything.WAIT, can Raven help with BB memories?
>>27907315Hey this was your idea, babe.Join us for some snuggling.
>>27907377If I'm opposite to your sex, I want to be with you. That was masterful writing. If fucking Snooki can get a best seller, you'd decimate the fucking chart. Bravo my friend.
>>27907474Dude you have no idea how awkward shit can get... do you?
>>27907315To all Jinxfags:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpSEOj-dp9Aj/k, i feel evil for this one.
>>27907456>Fixed our brain>Fusion-HA with ravenAnd everything turned out better than expected. Nobody dead or in a coma. Just good feels.
>>27907456So which one was the post you lost? The first one into the melding? How you feeling about that?If you're unsatisfied with it you can rewrite, but really this is basically everything I've been waiting for in this adventure.In the end, the Ravenfags have won.
>>27907456>grey skin>feltOh dear, how far did we go with this?
>>27907474Perhaps, but I suspect it would be different from what she did to help us, and probably more risky
>>27907499I'm not sure if Jinx would be happy knowing she might've just NTR'd herself.
>>27907490We'd be all up on him regardless of gender lets face it.
>>27907390I am a frost atronach.>>27907401I would accept.>>27907419Whew, that's wicked! I do love making the audience cry.>>27907423Thank you, but... What is that a picture of?>>27907425U-uh...Y-you too...>>27907437>If we had picked different Astrological signs, how would things have differed?I don't like to reveal things like that.However, the effect of what sign you picked hasn't yet been fully discovered. You'll find out more next time.
>>27907490humble is an asian female. this is known.
>>27907539I thought he was a robot.
>>27907494>>27907413>OMG this will be awkward>You feel no awkwardnessThis is the most unambiguously positive outcome we've had to anything. Seriously. We went for a nice walk around Azarath, looked at pretty stars, got our memories back and became closer to Raven. That's the nicest thing to ever happen to us. I don't think Jinx will be so petty as to be angry we hugged Raven while delving into each other's subconscious. Relax.
>>27907551Not awkward with raven, bumblefuck. Awkward with Jinx.
>>27907502We've always been here. Waiting for our moment. Now our time HAS COME. BASK. BASK IN OUR GLORY.
>>27907528> I do love making the audience cry.Dammit, now I remember how much of sadist you are. Soiled the moment.
>>27907503>So many slopes and planes of grey skin>slopesLet's just say that we just got to second base
>>27907562>I don't think Jinx will be so petty as to be angry we hugged Raven while delving into each other's subconscious. Relax.Take a deep breath, and then actually read my post. All of it.
>>27907528>next time.The next time we do the chakra mindmeld thing with Raven AGAIN or you mean next time on Humble storytime?
>>27907528>However, the effect of the sign you picked hasn't been fully discovered. You'll find out more next time.Guys, I think Donn and Raven are about to get /really/ chatty for awhile...
>>27907528>What is that a picture of?The most adorable picture of Raven that I could find.
>>27907562>Jinx i finally got all my memories back!>The dance, the date, everything, everything's fine!>Jinx...you alright?>Why are you sad?
>>27907575>Laying together in bed with another girl, her chest against yours>Now have a more intimate connection than anybody in the history of ever>Girl you were dating walks inNope, not awkward at all, you sure showed me.
>>27907528>However, the effect of what sign you picked hasn't yet been fully discovered. You'll find out more next time.>Mfw when we can communicate telepathically with Raven now
>>27907605If she's that petty and jealous over a hug while we were in each other's god damn subconscious then fuck her.
>>27907605She was there the whole time. We were probably doing some serious snuggling based on Humbles description of feeling that grey skin.
>>27907568Well played Ravenfags, you bastards have earned your victory, and the right to savor it
Jeez guys.why is everyone obliterated over a hug?We just had the best out come in all of this! Sure, we're probably gonna have some awkward moments, but once we talk with Jinx through it, im sure things will be fine.Im just wondering if we learn any new powers through this, can we fix memories too, now?
>>27907502>How you feeling about that?Bad, but... I think when I just forced outa rewrite it came out better than expected. Still not as well as my first draft, but I liked it either way.It was the first post describing the entrance of her mind, and the fundemental joining of you two.>>27907499I'm all about good feels, you know.>>27907503You know Raven on every level. Even physically, you are now familiar with her body in the same way that she is. Her weight, shape, reflexes, etc. are so well known to you they may as well be your own. >>27907519I have become the talk of the town.>>27907569No, no. I prefer happy moments.>>27907580>next time on Humble storytime?That one.>>27907599It looks like it's mixed with something. I dunno.I love it though.>>27907630Nah, you just held each other. Your knowledge of her physical form came from within Raven herself.>>27907636>Well played Ravenfags, you bastards have earned your victoryWhoa whoa, I never said you felt romantically towards Raven now.I mean, not that I said the opposite though. You'll find out next time.
>>27907626She knows it was more than a hug. It was more than a hug.
>>27907677So Humble, scale of 1 to 10 did we get the best possible outcome?
>>27907599No this is the cutest
>>27907728Jesus, that IS the cutest. Saved.
>>27907677>Whoa whoa, I never said you felt romantically towards Raven now.>I mean, not that I said the opposite though.>You'll find out next time.Fucking cocktease.
>>27907677>Whoa whoa, I never said you felt romantically towards Raven now.>I mean, not that I said the opposite though. >You'll find out next time.We're gonna find out Raven has a crush on Jinx now, are we?
>>27907677>Familiar with her body.Ho boy. Watch out.But I'll be THAT GUY and ask the question everyone wants to know:Possibility of threesome in the future?
>>27907626>>27907681If we are both connected on a serious mind-link level then wouldn't it be like hugging ourselves? Also if Donn would still choose to date Jinx or whatever then wouldn't Raven be along for the ride so to speak?
>>27907681I think it was the biggest hug that could've happened in all eternity. We hugged so hard, our brains hugged. Then we kept on hugging, until there wasn't anything between us.Universes were created and destroyed in the hypothetical area between our hug. Hug universes, where hugs lived out their lives as best as hugs knew how.
>>27907763Asked that last time, buddy. Answer's no.
>>27907763HUMBLE ALREADY SAID NOARARARA
>>27907677>Whoa whoa, I never said you felt romantically towards Raven now.>I mean, not that I said the opposite though. >You'll find out next time.You sly motherfucker, you know how to keep me coming back
>>27907677>Whoa whoa, I never said you felt romantically towards Raven now.>I mean, not that I said the opposite though. >You'll find out next time.Look at all this ambiguity! Makes me giddy. Honestly it could go either way and I wouldn't mind. Us and Raven. Or Raven towards us. Nobody towards No One. It doesn't matter. I loves me some drama.
>Your relationship with Raven leveled up to infinity
Alright everyone, realtalk.What do we do about the island mindfuckery now that we're immune?
>>27907671Damn straight. Celebrate the comfiest ending ever for god's sake!
>>27907677>Even physically, you are now familiar with her body in the same way that she is.>Raven passes Donn on her way out of tower.>"Going out Raven?">"I'm going into the city for some...supplies.">Donn throws something for her to catch>It's a box of tampons>Raven looks mortified>"It was on the way."
>>27907724>did we get the best possible outcome?You'll know more about that next time.Depends on your definition of 'best'.>>27907763Pretty much no.>>27907772You're back in the real world now, and you're quite separated.You just know what it's like to be Raven now. You thoroughly understand her.There may also be other implications or complications. Stick around!>>27907807No, no. I want them to be happy for now.
>>27907823That is NOT my pic. This was.
>>27907874I was wondering what you were implying with that image....But im a Jinxfag, but im glad things turned out right in the end. Just hope we can explain our situation, and go fix BB memories.
>>27907866>No, no. I want them to be happy for now.Huh, that's ominous. I thought we knew each other pretty much as well as possible?Oh man, we're gonna go over all her painful memories of loneliness pre-Titans or something.
>>27907897>fix BB memories.Can't be done.You're a higher being; you can't be destroyed, really; at least, not by some powers accident. You just needed to re-sort things.You smashed the essence of Beast Boy's memories under the mighty cosmic weight of your telepathic footprint. They're gone, gone, gone. For good.
>>27907528>elder scrolls reference>HS reader>all the other shit you areHNGGYOURE SO FUCKING COOL
>>27907937DAMNThats one way of putting it.
>>27907862God damnit, drawfags, do this now!
>>27907937>Have the nicest ending bonding and cuddling with Raven>Humble still finds time to be brutal
>>27907956>I still have my /x/ name onWhoops
>>27907937Jesus Humble...ever heard of breaking bad news gently?
>>27907988Now SOMNIUS where's the fun in that?
>>27907988Well, we already knew from the conversation between Jinx and Raven.
Maybe this will stop everybody from asking Raven how she's doing in every conversation, now that we already know.
>>27908004Hey, I never said I didn't find his brutal delivery of terrible news hilarious and refreshing
>>27908028We in the drift now.
>Telepathic communication with Raven>Be synced mid fight>Be able to cover each others backs like a Kung Fu Yin YangNow we have a BATTLE WAIFU.
>>27907937better than remaining as a cube of tofu
>>27908062>Pacific RavenWe gonna cancel the shit out of the apocalypse.
The most appropriate image.
I just want to integrate Terra into this already. I intended for her to be a major character, but she's always left out.
>>27908127>We no longer have to go crying to Raven for her to make us grit our teeth>She'll dispel all self doubt with a thoughtFeels good mang.
>>27908136Well, tell BB to grow some balls and bring her in.
>>27908070>getting prepared for Date.>Getting constantly bombarded with questions.>"Did you put the cologne on? You know she likes that.">"Yes Raven, i know...">"Did you get matching clothes?">"Yes, they look nice, now can you please-">"Did you brush your teeth properly?">"Raven! I got things under control, don't worry."At the restaurant.>"You should order the chicken soup.">"Sigh..."
>>27908028>After mindmelding with Raven we ignore her for rest of the story
>>27908136My body is ready for Terra. I'm glad she's back. I just watched her character ark.
>>27908136Too bad mate. We got at least a bit of the reigns in our hands, and we're steering clear of old no-nose. I'm kidding, honestly hoping for more of her during the vacation
>>27908170>Can never surprise her with nice things>She always thanks you before you've even got it
>>27908136Please have Geoforce come in at some point and be an annoying overprotective older brother. That would be great.
>>27908170Do we have confirmed telepathy yet?I don't want to get hype for this only to be disappointed later.
>>27908136Then bring her man! Let's see if us being BBs wingman paid off
>>27908175>Implying she won't be so in Donn's head that she'll be involved in decisions>'Really? Going to go with C? I wouldn't be so sure about that'
>>27908202>"Hey Raven, i just gave Jinx her present, figure i stop by and give you-">"A book with tea recipes, thanks but i already got 3 of those..">"Oh..">"You should have bought that Tea maker though, it was going on sale.">"But i wa-">"And Jinx would have loved the Pink teddy bear, not the orange one...">"...."
>>27908170I'm thinking it's more like we have COMPLETELY shared each others' memories and know what it is is like to be that person. Like going to sleep one night and having experienced a different person's entire life in their body, only to wake up and see that just a night has passed.
>>27907937Wait a minute. If we just fixed our entire memory, shouldn't the edits that have happened since the vacation arc began come to light as well? Do we know that we didn't spend the night playing video games with Robin because we're flakey?
>>27908405We only fixed the Jinx part of our memory.But now our memory is invulnerable.
>>27908405Maybe, baby.I'm not answering that yet.
>>27908429...Oh my god.We can NEVER FORGET.WE CAN NEVER FORGET.ALL OF OUR AWFUL DECISIONS.
Looks like Raven has gotten pretty intimate with Death, wouldn't you say guys?
>>27908460Shut the fuck up
>>27908460I just realized Raven has just been in the cold embrace of Death for the third time.
>>27908521Though now she recognizes its soft, gentle caress as pleasant.
>>27908439What are some good super hero cartoons Humble?
>>27908549Teen TitansJustice LeagueJustice League UnlimitedBatman: The Animated Series (overall worth it, although not perhaps as good as it is remembered by fans)Batman Beyond (Very, very good; highly underrated show)As for shows based on Marvel, there really aren't any. I've seen lots of them, and they sometimes have their moments, but Marvel just can't crank out a decent animated series.I consider Teen Titans and Justice League Unlimited to be the obligatory cape shows.
>>27908439Hey humble, when will be the next update? Tomorrow? Or later?
>>27908693Either tomorrow, the next day, or the day after that. I think this was a good note to take a few days off on before getting into some really intense happenings.
>>27908678Humble confirmed for elder god tier taste
>>27908678>No good Marvel shows.Whoa whoa whoa, while I will say most marvel shows are shit. Avengers: Earths Mightiest Heroes was pretty great, and Spectacular Spiderman was superb.
>>27908731Well just don't keep us in the dark man.
>>27908769>Spectacular SpidermanAgreed, I actually considered adding that to my list. It was right on the edge of making the cut.It's worth a watch.>Avengers: Earths Mightiest HeroesGonna have to disagree. It's alright, but I can't say I'd recommend the series to someone overall. It's nowhere near what shows like JLU and TT accomplish.
>>27908288>Goes to kiss Jinx>"You got something in your teeth.">Goes to scratch bits of food out of teeth>"Your breath smells bad, use that stuff i gave you.">use that Mouth spray to make breath somewhat decent>"You're breathing rapidly, try to calm do-">"Damnit Raven!">Jinx suggest a hug instead.>"Come on, not tight enough, you're doing a terrible job at this.">"sigh...."The adventures we could have...If people are willing though, i can stop...
>>27908549Oh, and I suppose you can give Young Justice a watch, but don't expect DCAU levels of quality.
>>27908887Already...Watched it...Thanks for killing kid flash obama
>>27908942...OH SO THATS WHAT HAPPENED TO JINX AND KFNow i feel worse for Jinx.
>>27908958No way man Kid flash helped impulse and flash de-doom the world by running fast but got hit by bolts that kill the best character in the show. RIP
>>27909032No, i know.
>>27908521>>27908460Raven has been to hell and back she has frequent flyer miles and Death itself in her little black book.
>>27909286Sorry, im really bad at this...
>>27909314>Replied to wrong guy>Couldn't delete post quick enough>He apologizes anywayY-you too.
>>27909328Ill apologize for that too, how about that?DOES THIS MAKE YOU HAPPY?GODDAMN, IM SO FUCKING SORRY.
>>27909328Hehe 4chan!Who lurks anymore?
>>27908818>>27908678What is this feeling? It's as though dozens of marvel-drone jimmies where suddenly rustled...and then suddenly silenced. Something amazing has happened.