>>27870080
Take out your mace and spray it in the eye. Any eye, pick one.

Give it the D.

>>27870080
Lie in fetal position and hope it leaves.

Poke that fuck huge eye and run

>>27870080
Pocket sand.

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>>27870153
>The Monster moves one of it's slimy tentacles towards Rena

"No!"

>She sprays at it with her MACE
>The Monster is... Not really wounded but definitely irritated. It draws away a bit.

>>27870080
Bend over.

>>27870247
Tell the demon that his tentacles seem inadequately sized. You are used to be attacked by demons with bigger tentacles than that.

>>27870247
Throw sand.

>>27870247

Call for help from guy-in-shadow, acquire friendship.

>>27870247
do >>27870276
then do >>27870294

>>27870247
Poke its eye and run away. Throw that innocent bystander at it if you can.

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>>27870389
That sounds pretty not polite.

>>27870329
"Your tentacles are small!"

>She throws some dirt at the Monster's eye.

Monster: "Ow... Seriously, if you don't stop that I'm going to bite you in half. Just give up and be captured like a good little girl."

>>27870443
Bluff:
You have great power. You're right to be proud. It's unfortunate you have to die now, but I will honor you with forty-five percent of my strength.

>>27870443
Take off your shoes and prepare to defeat him with your capoeira training!

>>27870443
"No. It's rude to kidnap people, I'm not gonna support such manners of yours in the slightest. If there is something you want, try asking nicely. And intoduce yourself first. Haven't parents taught you how to behave?"

>>27870443

You can take my life but you'll never take my freedommmmmmmmmm!

>>27870551
He can also take something else away.

>>27870573
Shoes? Shopping bag with dinner?

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>>27870534
"No. It's rude to kidnap people, I'm not gonna support such manners of yours in the slightest. If there is something you want, try asking nicely. And intoduce yourself first. Haven't parents taught you how to behave?"

Monster: "My parents said it was okay, so... Listen, I think I'm just gonna eat you. You're not worth the trouble."

"Is that so? You can try."

>She drops her GROCERIES.

"But I have been going easy on you so far. It's unfortunate you have to die now, but I will honor you with forty-five percent of my true strength..."

Monster: "..."

"Bring it."

>The Monster flees.

...

ohmygod
I can't believe that actually worked.

>>27870659
No, our freckles

>>27870686
Go back home and eat dinner alone while wondering what we did wrong in our life to be so lonely.

>>27870686
Pick up your groceries and go through the bag, hoping desperately that none are broken.

>>27870686
Pull your cellphone, snap picture of fleeing monster.
"That was one odd foreigner."
Check if dropped groceries are still good or you need to buy new dinner.

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>>27870748
The frozen dinners are perfectly safe... Thank god.

>>27870732
I'm not lonely. I have my cat.
Though getting home is definitely a good thing. Don't want that thing realizing I was bl-

???: "STOP RIGHT THERE!"

What?

>She turns around to see who called out to her. Standing on top of a nearby building is a woman dressed in a gaudy outfit. She has two conducting batons her hands.

>???: "You're pretty tough if you can scare away my Eye Beast, little girl. But sadly you are no match for the full might of... THE MONSTER MAESTRO!"

>>27870686
Realise that you just scared away your only chance to glimpse at a world beyond this one, beyond the veil of the mundane.

Go home and cry.

>>27870821
Turn back, ignore her and leave.

>>27870693
Wait, wait, wait... freckles? Does that mean Rena is a ginger? Oh my! Her attitude is on spot so far.

>>27870821
>Yeah, yeah. Whatever, bitch. I've got a microwave lasagne and Juan-Carlos Rodriguez waiting on me.

>>27870821
Throw a rock at her

>>27870821
Realize you're in boss rush mode, and go home anyway.

>>27870821
Get in lesbians.

>>27870843
This. It's getting late.

>>27870821
>"Go home Stacy you are drunk. Get down from there before you hurt yourself."

>>27870821
Ok, time to grab the closet shotgun. She is in desperate need of slugs.

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"Hey, look... I really can't fight right now. It's getting late and I have some frozen lasagna that needs eating so can we like... Make a rain check?"

MM: "Phoenix Fire!"

>Rena's GROCERIES are burnt to a crisp!

MM: "No distractions now! You'll pay for hurting my beloved monster!"

>>27870821
Oh, it looks like they've got a leader. Ask her if she's been kidnapping women for any particular purpose.

Also, that's a pretty nice outfit. It really complements her figure.

>captcha: gmmorei original
Though it seems captcha is a bit more critical of it.

>>27870983
Seduce her.

>>27870983
"You hurt my beloved FOOD!"
Retaliate by punching her in the face

>>27870983
Noooo! Not the frozen lasagna. its on now bitch.
Throw a rock at her fucking face.

>>27871025
>>27870983
This, Also, throw the can of mace at her. Try for a headshot.

>>27870983
Tell her:
Look miss, it has been a long day, I am tired and this was my dinner. MY FUCKING DINNER.

I AM GOING TO SHOVE A SKEWER UP YOUR ASS AND GRILL YOU ON LOW HEAT TO REPLACE MY DINNER BITCH!

YOUR SCREAMS WILL BE THE BEST SPICE OF ANY MEAL!

>>27870983
Look hurt.

Throw rocks.

>>27870983
Well, that's not very nice. Remember how much those groceries cost; we'll get her to pay us back.

>>27870983
>Pocket rock
"Now I have to buy more food for dinner! Thanks a lot Jerk!"

>>27870983
>"Monster Maestro please go"

>>27870983
"It's not really injured, just scared." sigh "Maybe emotinally. But that's what you get when you don't behave."

>>27870983
Closet shotgun time! I cast full bore slug!

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"That was my dinner..."

MM: "Hahaha! Sorry, did that 'burn'? Pfthahahahaha!!! Oh man I'm so evil... Now come over here and let my monster kill ya."

"Now I have to go back and buy more! IT WAS A FLASH SALE. THAT MEANS I HAVE TO PAY FULL PRICE NOW!"

>She throws a rock at the Monster Maestro.

MM: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

>Bop.

MM: "......... ow....."

>>27871200
Commence strangling

>>27871200
Why stop now? Grab her hair and start a catfight.

>>27871200
Jump up top of the building and demand the $12.99 she owes you.

>>27871217
>>27871253
>>27871200
"I;mma strangle my $12.99 out of you!"

>>27871200
"Great, now your nose is bleeding. Sorry, didn't mean to hit you THAT hard. You got a handkerchief before it ruins your costume or should I hand you mine?"

>>27871200
>"Oh stop crying. I didn't cry when you burned my dinner! Honestly, what were you expecting to happen when you go around ruining stranger's days?"

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"Oh my gosh! I didn't mean to hit you in the face! Oh man... Do you have a handkerchief or something? Aaaaa it's getting on your costume!"

MM: "Ow! Vampire Transformation!"

>The Monster Maestro turns into a bat and starts to fly away.

MM: "This isn't the last you've heard of me Mysterious Hero! I WILL RETURN!"

What.
She didn't even pay me back.

>>27871343
Buy another dinner, with a lot of garlic and then go back home.

>>27871343
chase after her

>>27871343
Dammit. Back to the store, I guess.
But next time I see that chick, bitch betta have my money.

>>27871364
Its useless, she will come back anyway for her revenge, and we'llbe prepared for her.

With smooth music, pillows and chocolate covered strawberries.

>>27871343
Make mental note to bug her about lost dinner the next time you see her.
Wonder about the cut of her costume. I mean, if it was any windy today, she'd be flashing everyone from the top of that building.
Put out fire on the crispified groceries.

>>27871403
>crispified groceries.

Who says they're crispified?

Due to the power of FLASH FREEZING! The lasagna might actually be deliciously warm.

>>27871455
see
>>27870983
>>Rena's GROCERIES are burnt to a crisp!

>>27871343
>blows up someone's food
>doesn't even pay for it
Oh, she is SO getting a spanking.

We probably won't get much done by chasing after her, but watch to see if you can tell where she's headed. Either way, she's going to come after us again, so we should be ready.

After that, I guess we'd better get some more food. And if you can afford it, some stuff to get us ready to battla and capture her. Like a taser and handcuffs.

Might want to change our look a bit so that monsters don't spot us. A ponytail would be nice.

>>27871513
>Might want to change our look a bit so that monsters don't spot us
Or we could use the ancient techniques of our people to assume our battle form.

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>>27871403
I don't know... Don't bad guys always dress like that? I mean... It's the norm for them I guess.
Man, my dinner is gone... There's not even ashes left.

>>27871370
Yeah... I do need to eat.

>She starts walking back to the store when suddenly.

???: "HALT, CITIZEN."

What now..?

>Once again she is approached by people in outlandish costumes.

???: "Do not be afraid! We are the RAINBOW RANGERS. I am Ranger Maroon! We are all D-Class Heroes and we're here to save you from the evil villain known as The Monster Maestro! Tell me, have you seen her?!!"

>>27871542
point in the direction that MM fled.

"Uh, she went that way."

>>27871542

Cut a deal that you'll give them information on the Monster Maestro if they'll buy you some dinner.

>>27871542
>Tell me, have you seen her?!!"
Yes, that villainess went that way before burning my dinner, the witch.

>>27871343
Check if she dropped any loot. She called you Hero and seems to be Recurring Villain (wannabe) herself... such encounters usually yield something.

>>27871536
Fighting evil in our street clothes, and putting on a costume for everyday life?

Brilliant!

>>27871542
"...Nah."
Revenge is a personal business.

>>27871542
>"She flew off that way after I hit her in the face with a rock. When you find her, can you tell her that she owes me a microwave lasagna and trimmings?"

>>27871569
Well duh. You don't want to get your costume dirty don't you? Dry cleaning a hero costume isn't cheap you know.

>>27871542
"Where the fuck do you people keep coming from!?"

>>27871542
Point them in the general direction she flew.
Ask if they met her before and if she had always been such weirdo.

>>27871601
That way.

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>>27871542
>We are all D-Class Heroes
I hope pic is very much related.

Anyway,
>"She flew off that way. Oh, and can you give me $12.99 from her wallet when you catch her? she owes me for the lunch."

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"Where do you people keep coming from..?"

MR: "No time for questions! Have you seen her!?"

"But that's a question..."

MR: "HAVE YOU SEEN HER!?"

"Yes! She ran off that way after I threw a rock at her! Also she owes me like... $13 for burning my food."

MR: "Wait... You... Fought the Monster Maestro..?"

"A bit, yeah."

MR: "And she ran from you?"

"Yeah..."

MR: "... Rangers, I think we just found someone to replace Ranger Silver."

"Huh..?"

>>27871631
Walk back to store for food

>>27871662
I think we better throw a rock at Maroon.

>>27871662
This better be a paying gig, can't be lettin' Juan-Carlos Rodriguez go hungry.

>>27871662
SAY NO!
We just want to eat our dinner dammit

What happened to ranger silver...she didn't die right? She's on pregnancy leave or something right?

>>27871662
What happened to Silver?

>>27871662
Display your amazing rock throwing prowess against a nearby wall.

>>27871662
"Sorry, I'm already <my occupation>. Don't think I can handle double jobs. I'm good, but not THAT good."

>>27871662
>What's that red dot behind us...?

Why is there a silver ranger in the rainbow rangers?
Silver isn't even a color.

>>27871662
Interrupt them and say that rather than us being hero material, maybe they just suck that much

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"Sorry, I'm already working as a Cashier."

MR: "What's your name, miss?"

"Rena..."

MR: "Teal Ranger!"

>Teal Ranger pulls out a phone and makes some calls. He nods at Maroon Ranger.

MR: "There we go. You don't have to worry about your old job anymore!"

"What!?"

MR: "You're working with us now! You'll never need another job once you're in the Hero Society!"

"Did Silver Ranger quit..?"

MR: ".... The pay is quite handsome! Monster Maestro is a Class C Villain so that comes out to... I forgot the exact figures but it's a lot!"

"What happened to Silver Ranger..?"

MR: "Gold Ranger, can you get her Silver Ranger's costume?"

GR: "Certainly, sir. That big hole in the center is still being fixed though."

"What..?"

>>27871826
>GR: "Certainly, sir. That big hole in the center is still being fixed though."
No, this will not do.
We need our own costume and some FRESH lasagnas if we are to accept this job.

A girl need some priorities.

>>27871826
Did... did you just get me fired...

>>27871826
>"I feel violated."

>>27871826
"YOU. HAD. ME. FIRED!?"

>>27871826
...What did these guys take on that left Silver in two?
Otherwise >>27871866

>>27871826
"WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO SILVER?!"

>>27871826
Dammit I don't see us getting out of this. Let's at least demand a ranged weapon, let the other wackos go toe to toe.

>>27871866
New costume is manadatory, of course.

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"Did you just get me fired..."

MR: "Correction. We just got you hired!"

>Finger-guns.

>>27871918
Come on, I am sure we could get a free freshly cooked dinner out of this.

>>27871826
Also how do these Classes work? Like grades in school (A being best) or the other way around?

>>27871926
"B-but you can't do that!"

>>27871941
S is best not that it matter in Saitama's case

>>27871926
"... NO! You cant just do that. And i still need to go buy more lasagne."

>>27871926
"Is this a punishment? Have I wronged you in some way?"

>>27871926
"Are you guys even capable of taking down a C-class villain?"
If no.
" Why would I team up with you guys.

>>27871941
Rank C, B, A, and S. C is the weakest, S is the strongest.
If these guys are Rank D, We're joining the equivalent of Red Shirts right now.

>>27871926
>recruiting people to their team without their permission
She's getting a spanking too. Or he. Whichever.

Part of me wants to say "no way" to this whole mess, but if this is how the Hero Society operates, then the world is in need of a hero who does things ~right~. Let's join their group to show them what real heroism is.

>>27872040
>We're joining the equivalent of Red Shirts right now.

You mean joined

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>>27871993
"... NO! You cant just do that. And i still need to go buy more lasagna!"

MR: "I already did though. Can't undo it. Now come on, let's get you all set up!"

"Nooooo!"

>Rena is dragged away to a large building. Once inside Maroon Ranger gives her some instructions.

MR: "I've already told Big Boss that you're coming so just step through that door and introduce yourself. He'll get everything set up."

>Rena, who has just about gone numb by now, is practically pushed through the door. Inside the room is a single monitor. It turns on and a pair of blue eyes look at her.

BB: "Greetings. I am Big Boss. I heard that you single handily took down The Monster Maestro. She is a C-Class Villain. Not many people could do that."

"I didn't really..."

BB: "I've sent $2,000 to your home. $1500 for defeating a C-Class and a bonus $500 for doing it solo."

"..."

>>27872059
>Real heroism
>Throwing rocks at people who are dicks

It's an abstract kind of justice

>>27872084
"But I just punched her in the face..."

>>27872084
>"Wait, so I throw rocks at the bad guys and get paid thousands of bucks for it? What's the catch?"

>>27872097
The rock represents the struggle of humanity against itself.

>>27872084
Can I eat my lasagna in peace with my kitty now?

>>27872084
Not too bad. Do we get any powers or weapons in this gig? Maybe we can buy some ARMOR?

>>27872109
No no, no details. They'll think we're a tank or something and throw us into the line of fire.

>>27872040
Alternatively, their Rank S is called Rank A, and the rest follow suit making us equivalent to OPM Rank C

>>27872084

Uh... I... Kinda just exploited her weakness. I threw a rock at her face.

>>27872084
Bask in the glory of the money and realize how many microwavable lasagnas we can get with that

>>27872084
"But all she did was light a bag and cry like a baby!"

>>27872084
"But both she and her minion were so pathetic..."

>>27872169
...So pathetic I only had to unlock 15% of my strength to defeat them.

>>27872084
If they're willing to pay that much for it, then this is definitely not the time to downplay it. Just ask about how the whole system works.

>>27871631

Maybe if we're really lucky, we'll get 1% of Saitama's strength.

>>27872084
Allllright... Hi, I'm Rena. What are my working hours? Do I get paid some even when there is no fighting? Do I have to wear silly outfit too or is casual fine? Who is this Monster Maestro anyway and what happened with Silver Ranger?

>>27872202
That's fine, 1% of infinity is also infinity

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>>27872137
That is like... A shit ton of microwave... No, I can get REAL LASAGNA. ALL OF IT.

"So... I just... Beat up a few villains and get thousands of dollars?"

BB: "That is the gist of it."

"... What's the catch?"

BB: "Like any job there is a certain danger. However, to someone who could take out a C-Class in just one hit I don't think this will be much trouble. You simply need to answer a few questions regarding your Hero Identity so we can set you all up.

>What is your Super Power
>What is your Hero Name
>What does your Costume look like?

Also... I know the Rangers sent you but you -do- have the option of going Solo. If you do you get paid extra and I will even bump you up to Rank 100 D-Class. You can also change your listed Powers and Name at any time. For a small fee of $3,000. Your first costume is free but any replacements will cost $10,000. With your suit you should be able to at least withstand hits from a stronger than average human."

>>27872202
1% of ∞ ?

>>27872233
>Super power

Pocket sand and rocks

>Name
I don't fucking know

>Costume
Whatever we're wearing

>>27872233
>>What is your Super Power
Aura of normality. Negates all super powers.
>>What is your Hero Name
Rena
>>What does your Costume look like?
Street clothes, but with my name on it.

>>27872262
I like this one.

>>27872262
Let's do this.

>>27872233
>>What is your Super Power
Randomized abilities. Can be nearly anything, be it pyrokinesis, invisibility, etc. However, Rena has no control of which power she is using at what time as the powers are constantly switching and vary in quality

>>27872233

Super name:
Frecks

Due to freckles! Get it!?

>>27872262
yep

>>27872295
>>27872279
>>27872267
To be fair, we have a hero name and a fancy costume, but the aura of normality ate them.

>>27872233
>What is your Super Power
Oh boy. How about the ability to copy powers from nearby heroes and villains?

>What is your Hero Name
Flect

>What does your costume look like?
Chrome spandex

>>27872312
what happened to this aurao of normality when MM set our food on fire?

>>27872262
this

>>27872262
Maybe we should get some adjective starting with R to go with Rena for Hero Name.
That way people can easily tell if we're on job or not just by our introduction.

>>27872328
You want me to explain the mechanics behind our power?

Well, the aura strength and range vary depending on our action.

Well, the fire originated from outside the aura, so it wasn't affected. When we threw the rock, our aura was projected along with it and negated MM's defenses, making her vulnerable to our mighty rock.

Our aura also negated the monster's monstrous condidence.

>>27872328
ONEPUNCHMAN logic people gain powers from ridiculous things

>>27872383
We gain our normalcy power from being in ridiculous situations. That is now all the time.

>>27872233
>Super Power
So are we granted powers as part of the job, or are we expected to already have powers?

I think that I'd like... Water/Ice Control. Since we're going to fight a fire user, it'll be useful to counter her magic, and maybe freeze her and her monsters with ice crystals.

Not power cancelling. That's boring and easy to bypass.

>costume
Maybe white with blue or violet. And with a long coat with pockets inside so that we can hold onto things.

>name
That... I'm not sure. Something straightforward like Water Witch, perhaps.

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"My hero name is... Rena. And... I have the power to uhm... I call it the Aura of Normality. It's a complicated power... But it helped me beat Monster Master."

BB: "Maestro."

"Yeah. Also my super costume..."

>She pulls the edge of her sweater.

"This? Cause... It looks normal and all that."

BB: "Alright, everything has been added to the Hero Registration. Now..."

>He zaps Rena's sweater. An R appears on it.

BB: "There we go, looks official and is more durable. You haven't told me yet if you're going to go Solo or not. Also if you have any questions feel free to ask."

>>27872418
"What happened to Silver?"

>>27872435

THIS

>>27872418
So, what happened to silver?

>>27872418
"Solo... and uh what happened to Silver."

>>27872418
Is there a cafeteria on this base? I haven't had dinner yet...

>>27872418
Well being part of a team means they'll be able to take hits instead of us, on the other hand they'll be dragging us into trouble too. Might as well go Solo, but being able to team up sometimes might be good too. Is that possible on a part time basis?

>>27872418
"Yup, going Solo. I kinda have to. My power would Normalify the other Heroes along with villains. Solo would be safest for everyone." Also because Maroon is kinda bonkers and Gold gets people take life-changine decisions without asking them first.

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"Is it possible to go Solo now and team up with people later?"

BB: "Oh, of course! It's done all the time. I assume this means you wish to go solo?"

"Yeah. It's not safe for other people with powers to be around me. Aura of Normality, you know?"

BB: "Right. I'm sure the Rangers will be sad to hear that but someone with as much potential as you need to be free to do as they please. Any other questions?"

"Does this place have a cafeteria?"

BB: "Indeed it does. Out this door and to the right. Meals are free, of course."

"Awesome. Also... What happened to Silver Ranger?"

BB: "Oh... Poor girl... The Spine Ravager caught her an- Oh, sorry I have another meeting to attend. It was a pleasure to meet you Hero Rena. I wish you the best of luck in your heroics. Remember, you can either come here to see if any Villains are on the loose or simply take care of them in your spare time. Goodbye."

>The monitor shuts off. A piece of paper is on the table.

>>27872651
>The Spine Ravager caught her
I cast Detect Larro

>>27872651
look at the piece of paper

>>27872651
Go grab some fresh lasagna from the cafeteria.

>>27872651
Check the piece of paper.
Do they have some villain database here to look up MM? And Spine Ravager.

>>27872651
Better get the cafeteria and gorge ourselves before there's no food left. We don't want to go home hungry knowing that bitch burned all of our food

>>27872711
That bitch earned us $2000. Yeah, she'll still have to pay for the burneed stuff, but we can stop being mad at her for now.

>>27872711
>gorge ourselves
Thats rather unladylike.
Lets eat a reasonnable amount of food before going back home and spend a cozy evening alone with our cat.

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>>27872761
I'm eating all the food. Forget looks, I'm hungry.

>>27872704
It's just a picture of me, my name, and my rank. No other computers here and this monitor doesn't seem to be connected to anything...

>>27872702
>Rena heads out of the office. Once outside she bumps into the Teal Ranger, without her helmet.

Woah... I recognize her! That's the Mayor's Daughter!

TR: "Hey, Rena. Did the sign up go well? Are you part of the team? We just about patched up Silver's costume."

>>27872866
"I'm not wearing that."

>>27872866
Fall hopelessly in lesbians.

>>27872866
>TR: "Hey, Rena. Did the sign up go well? Are you part of the team? We just about patched up Silver's costume."
I am already wearing my costume. See the "R"? Its for my hero name: Rena.

Now, where can I get an amount of fresh lasagnas that could only be described as prodigious?

>>27872866
Explain the whole normalcy thing and how being a team is a bad idea probably. But maybe you can team up once in a while somehow.

>>27872866
"Well apparently i am now D-rank 100 solo hero, and this is my costume." (gesture to your shirt) "But now i need to go eat lasagne does not wait."

>>27872954
Think maybe we should get some guns?

>>27872866
Oh the disappointment


"No sorry but I'm gonna first go solo on this for a while to get the hang of things. You can call me up or something if you guys need help or something you know stuff.

Or hang out

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>>27872909
What?

"No sorry but I'm gonna first go solo on this for a while to get the hang of things. You can call me up if you guys need help or whatever."

TR: "Oh... Was it Maroon?"

"No, no! It's just... My super power cancels out other powers so I think I'd just end up hurting you guys, you know?"

TR: "Ah... Okay. Well... See you around, I guess."

"Yeah."

Well... That was awkward. Now, it's time to eat!

>Rena goes to the cafeteria and gets as much lasagna as she can hold. She sits down and starts eating it.

>Mid-bite she realizes she just signed up for a job where she has to risk her life on what will most likely be a daily basis.

>>27873174
>>Mid-bite she realizes she just signed up for a job where she has to risk her life on what will most likely be a daily basis.
Well, on the other hand, cashier is pretty dangerous too when you have to deal with angry customers, returns, angry managers, angry customers with guns...

Not that much different really, except you don't have to deal with a manager anymore.

>>27873230
Meats to quote
>>27873211

>>27873211
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo!"

>>27873230
"And worst of all SHOPLIFTERS!"

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>>27873211

With that realization, start training.

Pic related

>>27873211
Well, at least they can't kill us with super power

>>27873254
And Arsonists! And perverts! And people that brought 9 items on the 8 items maximum fast checkout! And teenagers without ID buying alcohol! And that annoying weirdo that always bough a tub of pillsbury cookie dough and lube each week.

>>27873309
You realize that we completely lied there, right?

>>27873211
This would be a more ideal situation if you had a gimmick other than "not really a superhero at all".

>>27873211
Welp, time to go home and retreive the closet shotgun. It will be no good just having a power cancling power. We need a shoota.

>>27873339
>You realize that we completely lied there, right?
Or passed up a chance at gaining actual powers.

>>27873309
>R.I.P. Rena
>Killed by Sniper
>"Well, at least they can't kill us with super power"

>>27873339
The villains don't need to know that we are lying.

>>27873376

...Wait a second. Is there a rulebook for superheroes? I think that's important for our job.

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>>27873309
THAT WAS A LIE. I'M GOING TO DIE!

>>27873341
I AM AWARE OF THIS!

This is the worst day ever...

>>27873395
I didn't see the leader giving us a guide book, so I assume anything goes, as long as its for justice.

>>27873438
I dunno, a supervillain worth $2000 big ones was defeated by throwing a rock.

Maybe it won't be so bad?

>>27873438
And that's why we should take more than ten minutes when making life-altering decisions.

>>27873446
Use Justice girl from Akame ga kiru for reference

>>27873438
Let's try to retire, we "lost" our super power after all

>>27873460
I have a feeling that we actually have a superpower: incredible bluffing skills and common sense.

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>Meanwhile...

MM: "And then and then she threw a rock at my face!"

???: "A rock? Such poor taste... Don't worry, dear sister... No Hero has ever survived the wrath of the A-Class Villain, Monster Master."

>>27873523
Look like we have our next rock throwing victim here.

>>27873523
:<

>>27873523
We're gonna need a bigger rock.

>>27873523
Btw Rena, I really dig the small picture with your posts. Works well with the light hearted tone of the quest.

i see fangs! we need garlic, lots of garlic.

>>27873523
>No Hero has ever survived
>Hero
We are safe!

>>27873655
>Why!? How can you resist my power? How did you defeat me? No hero has ever defeated me before!

>I am not a hero, I am Rena.

Thread archived: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27870080/
Tagged with "Hero Quest Rena" so it'll be separate from the older Hero Quest

Oh yea, OP. Do you have a set date for this quest? A twitter accout?

It would be hilarious if our supposed normality power was actually real.

That was entertaining at first, but the ending seemed rushed. It felt like either our decisions didn't have any effect, or we didn't have enough time or information to make them.

>>27873816
i think that was the point, we got swept up in the crazy.

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>>27873723
Thanks a bunch.

>>27873764
https://twitter.com/HeroRena here you go.

>>27873816
Sorry if the ending seemed a bit rushed. I was really trying to get across the feeling that this poor girl was being dragged along against her will with the whole thing. The next chapter will hopefully feel better since she is now on her own.

>>27874074
Hurrah for Drawquests

>>27874074
Yes, but there were times when it wasn't clear what we were expected to decide, and we didn't get any clarification even when we asked.

>>27874074

I just want to pet her on the head and feed her pasta.

>>27874275
You and me both.

>>27874074
It helps that the protagonist is adorable.

>>27874275
What would you feed to her pasta? I wouldn't know; I'm not a pasta care expert.

>>27874274
Whatever you wanted? I didn't really have anything set out for like how to get rid of the monster or what to do Monster Maestro. I'm not much of a fan of that
>Option A
>Option B
>Option C
thing so I like to keep possible suggestions open.

>>27874372
I mean the whole "choose a superpower" thing. It wasn't clear whether we were going to actually get a power or were just supposed to lie about it.

>>27874422
Oooh, sorry about that! Yeah looking back I could have made that bit clearer.

>>27874443

Maybe a second chance to clarify that next thread?

So long as you work in a good way to smooth over the do-over, it's not that hard.

>>27874443
So which was it?

>>27874504
She doesn't get any powers from it. Usually only people who actually have powers join up.

>>27874521
Ah. Okay, that makes sense. No real loss there.

>>27874521
So, even through we didn't get any power from joining, do we actually have some kind of power? Or is that a mystery for us to solve?

>>27874641
Rena is a perfectly average human being. Her suit, however, allows her to withstand punches that other normal humans could throw at her.

>>27874673
This is what YOU want us to believe! Deep down, I know that we have some magical power!

>>27874708
Yes it's called being King.

>>27874074
I rather liked it- while it was short it was also cute, so I'll keep an eye on this. It helps that I'm a big fan of One Punch Man, too. Shame I only saw it now that it's over for the night.