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>>27849138
>[x] Judo team is practicing, its a nice day out so they're practicing outside.
Tiny devil us is a bitch. As much fun as it would be to fuck with shorty, that snarky bitch needs to understand who is the boss here.

>tfw I've been writing fanfiction all day and suddenly need to be in Masako mode again.

>>27849138
>[x]Judo team is practicing, its a nice day out so they're practicing outside.

we always did like working with our hands

>>27849138
[X] The running track around one of the soccer fields, your subconcious wants to see the orange shorty make a fool out of herself.
Change of pace. And time to start towing the line somewhere after setting alight the school building.

It'd be quite awkward to defend the seal without some excuse for always hanging around the school building.

>>27849138
>[]The running track around one of the soccer fields, your subconcious wants to see the orange shorty make a fool out of herself.

Always listen to the small-you on your shoulder.

>>27849138
>track team time!

>>27849138
[X]The running track around one of the soccer fields, your subconcious wants to see the orange shorty make a fool out of herself.

>>27849138
>[]The running track around one of the soccer fields, your subconscious wants to see the orange shorty make a fool out of herself.
We cant deny our subconscious.

>>27849197
>Tiny devil us is a bitch.
So is normal us.

I kind of feel like we should be more worried about that. But at the same time I really don't relish actually trying to tell anyone about it.

Kind of like trying to explain how we managed to set the paranormal club on fire. Though ironically we're probably the closest they've ever come to summoning an actual demon.

>>27849305
>Always listen to the small-you on your shoulder.
speaking of
[X] In the spirit of scientific experimentation, flick Devil-You in the forehead

Alright, calling it here

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>>27849366
Maybe we should worry about it. Having voices in our head, and actually listening to them, may very well indicate that we're bloody insane. But at the same time, is that what we want our sister to think? Is that what we want the idiots we hang out with to think? That Dad was so bad at making us that our MIND FUCKING BROKE?

I mean, even if it's true, I sure as hell don't want them to think that.

Man, I really should catch up with this...

Thanks for running the quest anyway.

>>27849463
>[X] In the spirit of scientific experimentation, flick Devil-You in the forehead
Uuueehehehhehe~ SCIENCE time!!
If we can touch her I suggest a glass jar and a dark corner under the bed.

>>27849366
Hey, tiny devil us is awesome, and I hope we can physically manifest her at some point (imagine her interacting with the Cures. Priceless).

so much for having a life outside of the cures

>>27849565
>so much for having a life outside of the cures
We're Pink and neither Mana nor Nagisa so... ya. We can be happy if we get so much as a mundane fr-- do we want friends?

>>27849624
I think the word you're looking for is "minions".

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>>27849565
As it happens, we're also a maid. That has nothing to do with the Cures, mostly.

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>>27849565
But we're having a life outside of the cures

like right now

That's what we're doing.

You know what WOULDN'T be having a life outside of the cures? Planning our every waking moment trying to sabotage them. Which is what we would be doing otherwise.

>>27849624
>do we want friends?
Probably not. Still hoping for husbando just to scandalize the cures. Maybe a delinquent upperclasman

>>27849662
You know, we actually know a surprising number of people for a couple of weeks old, don't we?

We kind of passed the point where we can actually remember most of their names and are at the point were we need to start assigning them degrading nicknames. (as opposed to doing that just because it's funny)

When you notice you find yourself at the side of the track seeing a bunch of people run. A bunch of girls, a bunch of guys, all running around being sweaty and stuff. You spot two familiar faces amongst the groups. The first one is shorty McGinger laughing about some sort of joke, probably a lame one. And the other is the reigning school champion, the one you purposely lost to because that would mean people actually think you can run as fast as her all the time without getting as tired as her.

None of them seem to have noticed you though the coach has, and he's smiling. "He's a creep." You hear the other you say and you partly agree with her. After a shudder you:

[]Go with shorty
[]Go with the champion.
[]Talk with the coach.

>>27849558
I like to imagine that most of the characters, like Lubu and maybe even sis, can see her. But don't say anything because they think it's just too weird to bring up

>>27849754
[X]Talk with the coach.
You're not the boss of me, me.

>>27849701
>spoiler
A lot of work.

>>27849652
>I think the word you're looking for is "minions".
Ah yes, that's true I suppose.

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>>27849754
>[x] Go with the champion.
Shorty is nothing to us. The determining factor here is whether da champ is a worthy rival.

>>27849754
>[x]Go with the champion.

a familiar face "Oi, is it too late to sign up?"

>>27849754
[x]Go with the champion.

We only associate with winners.

>>27849754
I feel like Coach is the obvious choice, but
>[X]Go with shorty

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>>27849701
This thing where people are wanting to take up with a boy, I do not understand. Why would you want to make our sister mad? Why would you want to make her vivisect some stupid boy just to remind us what really matters?

>>27849754

Shorty.

>>27849754
>[x]Talk with the coach.
Lets get this over with. Shorty will recognize us soon enough. Hopefully as embarrassingly as shield did.

>>27849754
[]Go with shorty

I just want to see her face when she sees us.

>>27849880
>Why would you want to make our sister mad? Why would you want to make her vivisect some stupid boy just to remind us what really matters?
You're taking this yan thing a bit too seriously.

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>>27849890
Friendly reminder: Votes without [x] don't generally get counted.

>>27849880
>Why would you want to make her vivisect some stupid boy just to remind us what really matters?
mite b fun

>>27849880
Because it would be funny and it's always nice to see her prove how much she really cares about us? What's a little work covering up some murders compared to watching our sister prove her love to us?

>>27849624
We're kinda buddies with the quirky maid

>>27849880
>Why would you want to make our sister mad?
...because she's our sister.

>>27849917
Oh, okay.

>>27849754
>[X]Go with shorty

What could go wrong?

>>27849754
>[X] Go with da Champ!

>>27849917
Right. Thanks.

>>27849962
>covering up some murders
not really our style.

We're more the "screaming from the top of the pile of bodies demanding more sacrifices to the goddess of war" sort.

Cutting off votes here and writing

>>27849754
[X]Talk with the coach.
Creeps don't creep us out.

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>[x]Go with the champion.

You ignore the creepy looking coach and go over to the group of girls that is warming up, among them the school champion. She seems to be quite popular and is chatting very energetically with the others. She spots you and begins staring at you, and the other girls begin whispering at each other. Among other things you hear referenes to the rumor mill thats been going around...well at least they don't know about the fire yet.

"Hey Champ, remember me?" You say with a tome of of familiarity as if you were old friends. "Of course I do, it isn't every day when I see someone run as fast as me and not even look tired at the end." She's hard to read but you don't feel any outright hostility coming from her.

"Well yeah, it sometimes happens. I'm not sure if I could do it again, I got lucky." You brush it off.

"Either way, I wouldn't mind having you on the team if you've got that sort of tricks up your sleeve. That is, if you're here to join." She crosses her arms and looks over in the direction to where shorty is running and...winning actually.

How do you respond?

[]Writein

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>>27850319
[x] Challenge Fucking Accepted

>>27850319
>[X] Well, that was easy. "That's exactly what I wanted."

"Huh, Shorty is faster than I thought."

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>>27850319
[x] "There was an accident at my old club, they were a bunch of nerds anyway"

>>27850319
[x] Join

At least shorty is better at running than opening doors.

>>27850442
In retrospect I guess that explains why she caught up to us first.

>>27850319
Ostraciszed by society by false accusation of being a faggot.
Realistic Japanese high school experience simulator

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>>27850433
>Implying we're not still in the Fencing Club.
I mean, seriously. We don't really want to imply that we left -both- clubs and that they're -both- nerdy, do we?

>>27850319
"one of my club choices were a bust. And who doesn't love a nice jog? Seems like a natural fit to me."

maybe we should get an mp3 player, get a jogging play list

>>27850461
>false accusation of being a faggot.
I don't think it's false though.

>>27850319
"There's no books here right?"

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>>27850461
>Ostraciszed by society by false accusation of being a faggot.

Not just any faggot

an incestuous twin faggot

a double-faggot, if you will.

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>>27850491
I don't think fencing club sits in a dark room chanting runes they got off of /x/

>>27850319
>[X] "I'm already in a sports club. Tell me whether or not Michiko over there is any good at this and then we'll talk."


If shorty is good then it is best to leave her alone. Otherwise maybe we should accept.

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>>27850605
Thanks 4chan for eating my Bad End Peace picture, you're a bro.

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>>27850594
Oh yeah, we should mention that we're allergic to books. It's kind of true and if it scores us some points then this is definitely a cool gang to roll with.

>>27850614
>Not taking any chance to annoy a Cure.

Counting and writing

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>>27850614
A little odd, don't you think?

And who cares if she's good? We're better. Establish dominance at once!

we're cure Sanic if anything

>>27850529
>get a jogging play list
Hyper Love Punch by Kirishima Ruri

>>27850715
If she's good then there is no reason to join and teach her to follow in our footsteps. In that case we can

>>27850663
bug Amano/green hair instead.

>>27850796
teach her what?

we should join if only to get an easy excuse to talk to her without being conspicuous. for emergencies and intel sharing.

>>27850796
Shield probably has a ton of paperwork to fill out after our book allergy.

>>27850839
good, wouldn't want her to get rusty

>>27850829
Teach her how to run better. If our fellow backup Cures/barrier protectors are weak then we need to strengthen them.

>>27850839
I though Amano/Green was Spear and that Michiko/Shorty is Sheild? Either way we can still but Amano by joining her club if Michiko turns out to be good.

>>27850923
Other way around, Shield is the person shuffling around papers, spear is the runner

[]bunch of stuff

"I'm thinking about it, one of my club choices was a bust and I was looking for another one." You calmly explain while a bunch of sopping wet teenagers from the sprinklers walks somewhere in the distance behind you. "Yeah, that sometimes happens, I wonder what happened at school, the fire alarm went off a while ago. Probably the first fire in decades." She looks off into the distance.

"So yeah, anyways." Better to switch the subject here, "Is shorty over there, I mean, Michiko any good?"

She thinks for a second, "Of course she is, she is constantly getting the 3 and fourth best times in the entire club, and we're a lot. She's fast, but not as fast as me."

She's still confident even after that almost ass-whooping you almost gave her last time you two raced. You guess she still has to keep her own image, at least in front of at least ten other girls. "If you want you can race Michiko as soon as she rests up after that 100 meter dash."

[]Do it
[]Don't do it. Go and taunt shorty for a while.

>>27850964
[x]Do it

We can taunt shorty after we beat her.

>>27850964
>[X]Do it
Fair and squaresies.

>>27850964
>[X]Do it

>>27850964
>[x]Do it

I can only imagine her fucking face when....

>>27850964
[X]Do it
Why not

>>27850939
Are you sure?

Oi! Kinto! Which of us is right?

>>27850964
>[X]Don't do it. Go and taunt shorty for a while.

Lubu didn't say we had to be nice off the field. Plus we might not even join so wasting our energy is stupid.

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>>27850964
>[x]Do it
She needs to be motivated to improve herself. The best medicine is abject humiliation.

>>27850964
>[x]Do it

>>27851058
I think she hangs back like we did only she holds back more

>>27851109
Actually she only got Cure Powers yesterday, so she's legit.

Counting and writing

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>She's still confident even after that almost ass-whooping you almost gave her last time you two raced. You guess she still has to keep her own image, at least in front of at least ten other girls.

egotistical
putting up a tough front
the best one in the group


A kindred spirit... guys I think we might have found a non cure non magic nonmaid friend....

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>>27851388
That's... quite a few exclusions on that friendship there. It's like having a best friend out of all of our friends who are eggplants.

[]Do it

"I guess I might then." You grin, "I've been meaning to give her some sort of payback for being a bit of a bitch." You say, "Tell her to wait for me I'm getting changed." You say before running to get into your gym clothes because running in a skirt has never ended well. The changing room is empty and it takes less than a minute to change.

By the time you get back you see Michiko AKA Shorty, sitting on the track resting and drinking a bottle of water. She sees you and it takes a while to realize who you are...something with your battle clothes must be messing with how people recognize you apparently. Her eyes widen and she just glares, "What are you doing here?" She asks, "We'll I'm challenging you to a race in case you forgot." You say with as much snark in your voice as you can, which is a lot.

She stands up and gets in position, "Well what are you waiting for? I'll know if you cheat." She says.

As you get into position you decide to

[]Cheat like your first race. Got to keep up the image
[]Don't cheat, she knows what you can do.

>>27851388
>A kindred spirit
That or we're just projecting.

>>27851456
>[x]Don't cheat, she knows what you can do

Unless we're about to lose, then totally cheat

>>27851509
This. Totally this!

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>>27851464
Sometimes a cigar actually is a phallus.

>>27851456
>[x] Don't cheat, she knows what you can do.
Strictly speaking, we already know we can kick her ass when we're both transformed. Wrecking her shit will have more impact here if we don't use our powers.

[X] Cheat a little if she gets too far ahead

On break at work and caught up on the thread so far. Thanks for running as always. Looking forward to the rumors when our sister transfers in.

>>27851509
This

>>27851456
[x]Don't cheat, she knows what you can do.
Unless we're losing. But we have good agility so it should, be ok, right? Maybe we should set a longer distance, we have better stamina probably.

>>27851456
>[x]Don't cheat, she knows what you can do.

>>27851456
Game Theory 101, the only Nash equilibrium in this situation should be (Cheat,Cheat) as either player can prevail over a non-cheater by switching.

>[X] Cheat, and blame it on SCIENCE

>>27851589
probably roll for it

maybe even opposed roll

>>27851456
>[X] Don't cheat, she knows what you can do.
Fair and squarzies.

>>27851603
If she cheats, we win though. As we can harp to the other Cures how she stole our Evil Precure status.

>>27851456
[]Cheat like your first race. Got to keep up the image

Rolled 22

Alright, Counting.

Give 1d100, best out of the first three.

Why don't we both "cheat"?

Rolled 82

>>27851679

>>27851679
oh goddamnit...I hope you people roll a 1

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>>27851679
ハァァァァァァァァァァァァァァァァァァァァァ

>>27851685
because it's a dumb footrace.

Rolled 62

>>27851679
....

Rolled 12

>>27851685
Because we'd end up beating the champ and we can't have that.
>>27851679
k

Rolled 28

>>27851679
And yet somehow we will fail...

>>27851679
in retrospect maybe we should have waited for Shorty to catch her breath after her previous runs

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>>27851712
>pump myself up.
>forget to /dice
Fuck it. These rolls are okay and I ain't going for crits.

>>27851702
When we are supposed to be properly Evil, we'll be Good and succeed against all odds. When we need to be Good we'll be Evil and succeed against all odds

Now watch five other people not read the thread and keep rolling and eventually roll a 1

>DUP GUYZ I ROLLED

>>27851790
you know what, I'll call it a success if we just get away from the rest of today without causing more property damage

>>27851861
Ahhahahahahahaha.

Good one.

>>27851790
what would a nat 1 be?

we trip and land on our face, breaking our nose while Spear breaks the sound barrier and is carried off the field in celebration while we cry face down in a puddle of our own blood?

>>27851932
He'd do that too just to get at us for all the 100s in the past few threads.

>>27851932
we would find a way to make something explode in the process

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>>27851932
Well, last time we spontaneously exploded a whole room.

>>27851947
Let's be fair. He's actually let us run with ideas that he clearly thought were stupid, and even gave us plot threads related to them. That we happened to set one on fire was our fault for trying to roll 'em dice harder.

>>27851932
Tiny us takes over, wins through /evil/, then returns control just in time for us to look like a complete ass and everyone to hate and ostracize us?

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>[x]Don't Cheat
>/tg/ dice
She shoots off and leaves you behind for the first art of the race but you eventually catch up to her. She's slowed down considerably and she isn't running properly either. When you run past her you notice that she seems entirely out of breath and is glaring at you. She should have rested more. You end up winning against her without any major problems and by the end her legs are shaking.

"Damnit I should have rested more." Her legs are shaking, "If I only wasn't so tired." She's panting heavily. She sits on the track and glares at you, "This isn't over." She says and turns and slowly walks away. Joining this club might actually be fun.

"Now if you would wipe that smile away from your face, you didn't do it this time, whatever it was." She's staring at you, miss champion is staring at you.

"My name is Ayako by the way." She stretches her hand and you take it, "Masako." You answer

You smile

[]You joined the club! Now lets go for the fencing captain.
[]You didn't join the club. Timeskip to the fight against Momoko

>>27852119
Wow

She sure hates us for no actual reason.

>>27852119
>[X]We're in! Now to take over the fencing club...

>>27852119
>[x]You joined the club! Now lets go for the fencing captain.

the idea of losing to Momo doesn't make me vomit TOO hard...

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>>27852119
>[x] You joined the club! Now lets go for the fencing captain.
Let's go get our sword on.

>>27852173
Its called jealousy

>>27852119
[x]You joined the club! Now lets go for the fencing captain.

Champion is pretty sharp. We better take this club seriously and practice our running technique. And learn how to cheat less noticeably.

>>27852119
>Tough choice. On one hand I don't think we should join but on the other hand I think the fight with Momoko should be its own thread. Anyone else got anything to say?

>>27852173
Oh we'll give her a reason! Then will win her grudging respect and eventually have her friendship, support and undying loyalty!

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>>27852221
It looks to be the same timeskip either way.

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>>27852191
[x] join, and go get us our Ultimate Battle of Ultimate Destiny

>>27852221
we have almost 200 posts left for our battle with momo

>>27852292
that's fine, we only need 1.

>>27852260
Oh. In that case

>>27852119
>[X]You didn't join the club. Timeskip to the fight against Momoko

We really have no reason to join and we should keep our options open.

>>27852173
She hates us because we're better than her. And that that makes her better than the other peasants, because at least she has drive.

>>27852119
>[x]You joined the club! Now lets go for the fencing captain.
Eh, why not? Besides we gotta keep bugging shorty.

>>27852273
>get us our Ultimate Battle of Ultimate Destiny

Oh man, why is it so easy to see Shaq pop up in this quest but I just can't manage Chuck Norris?

COunting

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After a thumbs up from both The champ and the coach, the latter of which gives you some goosebumps, you are quickly registered in the club, you might not be too good without cheating right now but you're sure as hell going to get better. And hell, you might see some results when you're actually using magic up.

------------

You find yourself in front of your masked opponent. You know that Momoko's below that fencing mask but you're really used to fighting while seeing your opponent's face, its easier to know what they're going to do that way. The match hasn't started but both of you are ready to fight, your stances are a mirror of each other's but you are sure you can beat almost anyone else as long as you have some sort of sword in your hand.

"You know Masako, I never thought we would ever fight like this. Especially right after meeting you." She tenses up and gets ready to strike, waiting for the signal to start and you do the same.

How are you going to fight?

[]Offensively
[]Defensively
[]Counterattack only.

>>27852675
>[X]Offensively

It's just a shame that punching your opponent is frowned upon in fencing.

>>27852675
[]Offensively. We aggro now son.

>>27852675
>[x]Counterattack only.

she's a softie at heart. Make her get out of her comfort zone and pick her mistakes a part like the noble vulture.

>>27852675
>The champ and the coach, the latter of which gives you some goosebumps

He's going to get turned into a rage monster isn't he?

Anyway
[x]Offensively
As if there were any other answer.

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>>27852675
>[x] Offensively
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
COOKIES FOR THE COOKIE MONSTER!

>>27852675
[x]Offensively

>>27852675
>[x]Offensively
Strike quickly, end quickly.

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>>27852675
>[x]Offensively
Tis' time

>>27852675
>[X]Counterattack only.
Not only >>27852738 , but it's also way better for banter!

Momo is a passive softie, She'd probably an excellent defender

Rolled 81

Alright show me those 1d100s

>>27852738
Yes, I like this

We will be Vergil to Momoko's Dante.

Rolled 34

>>27852926
Gonna pay for winning last round.

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Rolled 20

>>27852926
Sho' why not?

>>27852854
What, are we a pirate or something?

Rolled 69

>>27852926
pls dice gods

Rolled 7

>>27852926
I think i'll get an 1

Rolled 81

>>27852926

Rolled 9

>>27852926
Oh boy

>>27852984
3 rolls later.

Oh why, anon.

Evenly matched would be delicious.

>>27852984
So, is that a tie, then?

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>>27852984
Can we have the ludicrously improbable exact tie?

>>27852967
>>27853001
Gentlemen, the time has come to put down your dice.

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Rolled 41

>>27852926

>>27853023
unless Kinto loves symbolism and such >>27853025

doubtful, always first 3, barring crits

>>27852984
EPIC SWORD CLASH ENABLED

>>27852984
Can an exact tie count as a crit in this very specific case of fighting our origin?

This is what I get for not keeping my on eye on this monitor.

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>>27853057
I know, I know. I'd just prefer a sweaty, drawn out duel to mutual exhaustion with maybe some collateral damage mixed in to getting our asses thrashed by fucking Momoko of all people.

>>27852984
kinto pls

>>27853057
I was thinking first 5. Not sure why.

>>27853120
only ones I know that does that are Hollow quest and the gundam X one

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>>27853158
I would expect those to also have more people rolling dem bones.

>>27853158
I think Waifu Quest does. And it usually runs simultaneously with this one, so that might be why I got it mixed up.

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I hope the next monster we fight is dream/illusion bitch.

Am I hoping too much its sorta like pic?

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>>27853293
I can't see her stacking up against Freddie. Didn't we basically curbstomp her ass last time?

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>[x]Offensively
>Momoko wins

You decide to go on the offensive and not give her a chance to attack. At first it seems to work, scoring you a minor point mostly due to the surprise of such an relentless assault. Then you score another minor point when she gets careless and is unable to parry your attacks. You see her mask nod and you feel something change within her, she seems tenser than usual, probably feels she can't lose right now. You keep up your assault but she their parries or dodges all your attacks after a desperate lunge which she dodges, she counterattacks you getting her a major point. And she wins the next match with an unexpected lunge as soon as it began.

You glare at her, you're losing pretty bad here. Another hit like that and she wins. even if you've managed to get some points. The match timer is ticking down.

[]Desperate times calls for desperate measures. Up your speed a bit.
[]Counterattack
[]Go on the defensive
[]You need points, keep en the offensive.

>>27853389
mostly I mean dreamworld and dream powers and conquering personal fears/hang ups.

also I always liked that poster

>>27853409
>[x] Counterattack

>>27853409
[x] Counterattack

>>27853409
>[x]Counterattack

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>>27853409
>[x] Counterattack
Don't think you can read us just because you are us! We are fucking crazy here!

>>27853409
>[X]You need points, keep en the offensive.
Sneak a points victory in under the wire

>>27853409
[X]Counterattack
she ie good, its better carefull

>>27853409
>[X]Counterattack

Surprise bitch, I actually know what I'm doing! Haha!

>>27853409
[x]You need points, keep on the offensive.

We know we are going to lose. Might as well lose because we were too aggressive against her.

Rolled 10

Very well, show me those 1d100s

Rolled 11

>>27853577
I think we got this

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Rolled 94

>>27853577
SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBocpO2XUu0

Rolled 95

>>27853577
Dice don't fail me now!

Rolled 89

>>27853577
COUNTER-FORCE

>>27853577
>>27853583
>>27853595
Welp.

Rolled 15

>>27853577
Let's do this.

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>>27853595
Internet high five, bruddah!

Rolled 5

>>27853602
I'm not sure what I expected
rolling for something else.

>>27853608
Nobody better add more 1 rolls.

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>>27853583
Ka
>>27853595
Blam
>>27853602
Mo

Miraculous comeback inbound!

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>>27853621
>rolling for something else.
OH NO NOT AGAIN!

Rolled 33

>>27853583
>>27853595
>>27853602
We just killed Momoko, didn't we?

>>27853621
I sure hope that wasn't her Fortitude roll.

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>>27853582

>>27853621
jesus christ, she's literally unstoppable today

When her ego crashes it's gonna wipe out half the planet.

>>27853621
Uh oh. I think she might have just failed a will check against cheating. Have we pushed our template to the path of evil? Or at least professional jealousy?

>>27853636
>>27853703

could just be a random event chart....

>>27853752
True. We'll find out soon enough I guess.

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>>27853752
>Implying that's any better.

Yet another magical girl quest in which paranoia is the wind beneath our wings. This is very taxing.

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[x]Counterattack.

Momoko switches to be on the offensive, wanting to get enough points to win and end this quickly, she knows what you're capable of doing without a sword in your hands and she doesn't want to find out what you can do with one in them.
Unfortunately for her, you decide to go on the defensive and it seems like a more one-sided version of the previous exchanges as you parry and riposte your way twice to eventual victory.

Not eventual victory, but you're almost at the 15 points and have a slight advantage over Momoko and there's 10 seconds left. She tries with a feint and you don't fall for it, opting to step back instead of staying in her threat zone. The time runs out and Momoko looks disappointed, maybe on herself, after losing the match. She still gives you a smile, though not as energetic as it should.

You won't but you don't really feel if you should push on the goodwill you have with her. At least you didn't cheat or wipe the floor with her, you might have broken her heart if that happened.

Speaking of paranoia, that coach is totally lizard guy.

>>27853855
it seems that Magical girl=Paranoia on /tg/

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Next time on Evil Precure Quest.
>I am you, you are me.
>What about Momoko?
>You know what? Lets drop this line of reasoning.

Don't miss it or I'll show you the way of the fist!

>>27854017
>Don't miss it
as if I would

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>>27853964
>>27854017

losing to Masako doesn't make you bad, it only makes you like everybody else

>>27853997
Nah, he seems to dislike interacting with people. That's too visible.

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>>27853964
And here I was coming up with something to post with round 3. There's always next time.

>>27854007
It's because the Computer is our Friend.

>>27854017
You know it's the highlight of my week.

>>27854017
Thanks for the thread!

>>27854017
>I am you, you are me.

STICK YOUR HAND IN THE TV DO IT DO IT DO IT

>>27854017
Sounds like we'll be figuring out what's behind the mini-me we have.

>>27854017
Thanks for running
>I am you, you are me.
Great, now we have a shadow!

>>27853964
>that image, and the similar ones
Damn, it makes me wish the Bad End Smile PreCures appeared in Dissonance.
And that makes me wish I actually read Dissonance.

>>27854017
>>I am you, you are me.
WE'RE A HAPPY FAMILY!

>>27854095
>>27854071
I really hope we can summon her to make her cast cool spells

>>27854017
Thanks for running Kinto! Any idea when next time's going to be?

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>>27854131
That sounds like something I should look up and read, but it would probably influence a project I'm trying to keep pure...

>>27854131
>>27854197
>reading Dissonance
Are you masochist? It's painfully bad.

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>>27854017
Thanks for running

Am I the only one that suddenly thinks that we should leave Momoko her captaincy and instead claim the club presidency from her? Too evil?

>>27854267
Captains get paperwork

she can keep her title, we'll get the glory

>>27854197
It's a PreCure All Stars (I was told, it includes all the PreCures, including the Smiles in recent chapters), grimdarked the hell up, as told by /u/.

I tried to read that, but the words, man. The fucking WORDS.
WORDS TO THE LEFT. WORDS TO THE RIGHT. WORDS ON TOP AND BELOW. WORDS COMING OUTTA THE FUCKING WALLS. THE WORDS, THE FUCKING WORDS!

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>>27854227
Ah. I'd simply heard the name a few times with no details attached.

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>>27854300
Wait, what? Seriously?
That's like fucking ammonia and bleach, man. There's some things that just aren't meant to be done.

>>27854387
He left out all the sex.

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>>27854532
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
The only thing that could have redeemed such a grimderp travesty, and they leave it out?
You guys are my fucking saviors. I almost made a horrible mistake.

>>27854532
>>27854387
And the fact that every chapter is longer than a typical english novel

>>27854591
No I mean he forgot to mention that it has sex in it. Though some of the Cures are adults in it and having sex with the Cures that are still teenagers/little girls and all the shipping is interseries. For instance, Hibiki and Itsuki have sex with each other at one point.

>>27854591
No, it has plenty of sex. Ridiculous sex and not in a funny way. It's also abundantly clear that the author doesn't actually watch Precure.

>>27854703
>>27854742
Also the rapes. Namely Erika being raped, I don't remember by whom.

>>27854763
Haven't read it. I was skimming for the sex scenes but the chapters are so long it is hard to find them. I wonder if /u/ has a list of all the sex scenes and where to find them. Could be useful if you just want to read those.

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>>27854703
>Only interseries shipping.
What is this I don't even? Why would you do that? Why would you leave out the true waifu on waifu relationships that everybody came to see?

>>27854763
...thatfinally did it. I simply don't have a PreCure image with enough DESPAIR for this horrifying conga of debasement and evil.

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>>27854834
>I simply don't have a PreCure image with enough DESPAIR for this horrifying conga of debasement and evil.
Would one of these work?

>>27854703
>all the shipping is interseries
Nagisa and Honoka are pretty tight according to each other I'm so, so sorry for that

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>>27854934
...perhaps. That was the whole point of that episode, after all.

Now I've got more than one image I can use when Kinto rolls dice without saying why...

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>>27854996
smile was a gold mine for reactions

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>>27855043
I should probably go back through it. If nothing else, it can make me feel less bad about watching Dokidoki.

>>27855043
Yup, Miyuki does look like she read Dissonance right there.

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>>27855124
are we ultra happy yet?

>Dissonance
Another thing: as usual with /u/ stuff, the straight girl in this case, Cure Dream fucks things up, which results in drama, temporary deaths, evil clones which also add to the shipping (I shit you not) and, of course,
MORE

FUCKING

WORDS

>>27855211
I looked it up and it seems it's about 580,000 words in only 26 chapters.
Does this guy just vomit words onto the page?

>>27854935
Oh. Well then. Do you know if /u/ has a list of where all the sex scenes are?

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>>27855245
Suddenly, we realize what Mr. Invisible has been doing since his last appearance. ...come to think of it, has it even been 2 days, in universe?

>>27855245
That sounds like pretty bad fanfiction but I think I can top that.

There's this MILLION WORD pokemon fanfic that's basically about a guy having sex with his Lucario

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>>27855302
No thank you

>>27855245
>guy
You are in for a surprise.

>>27855289
Wish I did. I dare not enter that realm.

>>27855302
By the stars...

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>>27855367
I envy him.

Fucker can punch out a million words of self insert smut while my self doubt keeps me from getting (probably mediocre but still better than his) ideas on the page.


does he never feel doubt or does he and he just overcomes it through sheer willpower?

either way, jealous

>>27855302
Fanfic in general is pretty bad, but 22k words per chapter is a pretty fucking heavy load. Most of the longer ones i've seen/read are around 10-15k per chapter tops.

>>27855302
What's it called? Link? I'm curious.

>>27855373
Hmmm. I'll go ask them myself.

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>>27855440
Yeah... longest I ever finished writing was around 10k in total. And that was mostly attributable to going completely fucking insane in the month or so in the time between that damned tsunami and when they finally aired the ending of Madoka Magica.

>>27855302
Is it at least fappable, like the one featuring Dawn and which I'm having tremendous difficulty finding was?

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>>27855523
>going completely fucking insane in the month or so in the time between that damned tsunami and when they finally aired the ending of Madoka Magica
That was not a fun time

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>>27855607
>Bad End Meguccas
ALL OF MY D'AWW


I do have great memories of staying up all night in the middle of an anime convention to download the episodes and watch them with my friends in our hotel room, though.

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>>27855667
The final 2 episodes was my first livewatch with /a/. Seeing the cat 5 shitstorm that ensued was enjoyable. Pic not related, but still adorable.

>>27855607
You should've seen the GuP fanbase.

Two recaps, then three months to watch those two last episodes. Most of us went insane.

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>>27855809
One of these days, I should probably give it a second chance. I realized after the first recap that it just wasn't grabbing me the way it ought to, so I dropped it.

>>27855607
>>27855809
>I'm actually a Demon
Fucking gainax.

>>27855873
Congratulations!

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>>27855883

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>>27855883
Welcome Home?

>>27855531
>>27855448

Trying to find it, not finding anything on ff.net


as apology for failure to deliver. I give you a fanfic somebody shared on /co/ summer last year. with mary sue self insert, too many damn crossovers, and ....you'll see for your self if you read

http://archive.foolz.us/co/thread/39500993/#39500993

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>>27856044
>self-insert mary sure
>those crossovers

>>27856126
you didn't even make to the part where he rapes the powerpuff girls

>>27853158
Bleach does first ten.

>>27855430
>does he never feel doubt or does he and he just overcomes it through sheer willpower?
An utter lack of shame often helps where talent and aspiration don't.

>>27854763
Always remember: It's not rape if a girl does it.