>>27846385
>[] inquire about the powers each altar corresponds to

>>27846385
>[X] inquire about the powers each altar corresponds to

Rolled 76

>>27846385
>inquire about the powers each altar corresponds to

Rolled 87

>>27846385
>[x] Inquire about the powers each altar corresponds to
What did I miss on Quest 3?

>>27846513
"What do these altars honor?" You ask as your walk up and touch on of the blood covered ones, this one with symbol of a rough maw full of fangs.

"Ahh yes, Vorg" The voice says "The hungering rage, those who give praise unto him will find themselves gifted with a feral rage, increased survivability, and a dark hunger"

"Next" the voice says, the altar being surrounded by light revealing an symbol of tentacles "The unknowing terror, those that give praise to this....thing will become as nightmares, and may receive blessings, if you could call them such".

"The next is The lady of rot" the voice says "those who bow before her will find the world crumbling before them, though you may find the side effects a bit of putting"

"Now these three give praise to far friendly creatures" The voice says sounding ill.

"The first" He says the altar with an image of a sun "Honors the blinding light of justice *sssssigh*, your predecessor followed it for a while, before a chap raving about the sun broke in and drove that horrid blade through his skull".

"The next" the voice says, the altar with a pair of antlers surrounded by vines hanging above alighting "Honors Mother nature, or perhaps the stag, I can never tell the difference, if you follow what ever it is that altar honors, you'll become a champion of the natural world, able to repair the damages you deal by just existing".

"And the last" the voice says the one with a tower shield laid upon it lighting up "belongs to the shield, those who take up it will be protectors of those who cannot protect themselves, the fools"

>>27846595
We created a drug, took a nice woodland drive, captured a fay, fought some skeletons, won a cottage of EVVVVVVVIL, explored said cottage, got a neat cane/sword/minigun, found the neeeeeeehcronomicon, tortured the fae, killed some devilz, created another sentient undead out of them, and brought the henchmen to your new home for brunch
also we got a roll royce with a gun attached to it

>>27846765
what do you do
[] ask how you'd be able to appease these powers
[] ask me what each on will give you (free action)
[] stare into the basin
[]other

>>27846765
[x]Any way to remove or negate those three alters without calling down divine wrath or lessening the power of this place? Also what happens if you give praise to all three dark altars?

We could just sit down and have tea with the dark alters and assume their gods are there. Or give drugs to them, probably the nightmare god. Which, if I had to make a choice, is the one I'd want.

>>27846931
That is an excellent idea
>>27846842
I will probably answer this in the next post

Rolled 30

>>27846830
>[x] Ask you what each one will give us (free action)
What would the Unknowing Terror, the Hungering Rage, the Lady of Rot and the Shield give us?

>>27846765
I would say nightmare god sounds right up our alley but I will wait for more info before I vote.

I bet the god would be pleased if we made our drugs cause MINDSHATTERING NIGHTMARES if they try to go to get clean.

>>27847018
>the Shield
Bitch please, who else do we sell drugs to if not those who cannot protect themselves.

>>27846931
That is a wonderful idea.

Rolled 40

>>27847020
>>27847049
I think Nightmare God could be useful, but I would like to hear the drawsides first. On the other hand, Shield seems useful for our extortion business

>>27847065
But extortion is the opposite of protecting weak people.

We clearly must erect an altar for ourselves in this room.

>>27847096
I mean what if people want to sacrifice stuff for us? What then? They need a place to do that, right?

>>27847096
this is also an option

>>27847113
That's an excellent point. I think we should set up a Villain altar that the henchmen can sacrifice too in their spare time. As a deity, we prefer good wine, fine textiles, money, and well built model trains.

>>27847128
Then it shall be done!

Rolled 51

>>27847096
>>27847156

I'll go with this then

>>27847018
Unknowing terror: Your magic (and you) become a thing of horror, and tentacles, driving lesser men insane by the mere sight of it, and unnerving people like you, you also become fearless, and a slight chance of mutation (magic and vestments become ink black)

Hungering rage: reaping is activated upon a roll of 90 and up (when in combat), however you go into an rage of which you don't recall anything, and may eat that which you kill, your undead thralls and Miss smith do so as well.(magic and vestments turn blood red and appear moist)

The lady of rot: Your magic corrodes that around you, and sickens plant life. Your magic and anything imbued in it poisons and saps away the life of which it touches. Though you gain the complexion of a corpse, and the smell. (Magic and vesments turn a sickly green)

The shield: You gain a tower shield, your vestments gain armor and turn a light blue along with your magic, You find it easier to protect those under you, and are compelled to do so, you also become tougher
would you like to learn more about the others? or would you just like to leave those unwrapped

>>27847177
But tea first. We are a gentleman after all.

>>27847156
TRAINS FOR THE TRAIN GOD!
To summon our temporary avatar, you simply must rope somebody on a railroad track as a sacrifice.

>>27847207
hahahahaha

>>27847207
>>27847156
This is perfect.

>>27847207
And the Train Lord said "Choo-Choo" and all was swept away by his benevolence, charging down the tracks of faith. Ticket collection will occur after the ceremony - Conductor, please lead us in the whistle of Obedience?

>>27847207
and twirl your moustache, we can't just let people without proper facial hair summon us.

>>27847191
it seems you wish to either
worship Horror
or establish an altar for yourself (requires a roll of a 1d100, though it may not be wise)

Rolled 42

>>27847269
I want to try my hand at establishing an altar to ourselves. I'm expecting to fail hard, but...

>>27847269
We simply must have tea first and converse with these gods.
I want to hear what they think of sharing this temple with Lord of Trains.

Especially considering that he's willing to get rid of the 3 other assholes from the building that are just taking useless space.

Rolled 25

>>27847269
We're going to lose our kickass lair, but common sense is for people without ambition.-

>>27847269
DICE

Rolled 17

>>27847269
Voting for Train God.

>>27847269
This would be an extremely comical place to get a 100

Rolled 1

>>27847269

>>27847363
Or a 1

Rolled 63

>>27847269
It seems the Lord of Trains is not going to become reality :(

Rolled 70

>>27847269
Training sessions? Bwahahahaha.

>>27847323
I'm actually seconding this, it makes sense if we can do it.

>>27847269
test

Rolled 62

>>27847363
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! We are so fucked.

Rolled 88

>>27847363
oh ha ha.
>>27847269

Rolled 100

>>27847269
Choo-choo!

>>27847363
This will end up with us pissing off all 6 gods and then beating the shit out of them with our cane.

Rolled 1

>>27847382
test 2

>>27847363
Just so everyone knows, he didn't set up his roll properly

Rolled 37

>>27847363
>>27847388
>>27847406
My sides. What in the name of fuck?

Rolled 1

>>27847406
test 3
(Jesus Christ I forgot how to roll)

>>27847388
That went better than expected.
>>27847418
both the 1's aren't correct rolls.

The dice gods are extremely conflicted.

>>27847426
Let's just get this over with.

>>27847450
Not really. All of the 1's are rolls that are set up so they always get a 1, they aren't valid at all.

Three 1s to one 100. I think the dice gods spoke.

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>>27847388
LORD OF TRAINS!

>>27847269
I would like to have>>27847363 stricken from the record as I was too retarded to roll properly
>>27847406
and
>>27847426
Are proof.

>>27847426
It's dice+1dX in the email field

>>27847483
Are you inputting dice+1d1? It should be dice+1d100.

>>27847476
It's actually 0 1's to 1 100, which is a surer sign of the dice gods' favor.

>>27847510
the nat one isn't a valid roll

>>27847476
Three 1's
Three altars of good deities
All of them pissed

100 makes us lord of trains.
Must ally with other deities to survive.

>>27847483
DAMN
Ok gimme a second
to right

Rolled 77

>>27847510
Wait, is that guy using 1d1?

Rolled 16

>>27847510
Resistance!

>>27847528
No, none of them are valid. Weird, /tg/ is usually much better at spotting these things.

Rolled 6

>>27847510
LORD OF TRAINS WILL PERSEVERE!

Rolled 1

>>27847529
Sorry this usually never happens.

>>27847572
I think you still have your flawed roller on.

Rolled 87

>>27847572
Remove that 1+ from the front of the 1d100

>>27847543
no, he's using a "dice 1+1d100" like this guy >>27847572
Just hover your mouse over the blue name tag.

>>27847587
That one was on purpose.

>>27847572
>>27847406
>>27847363
All of these are fakes, check the email field.

No legit 1's were rolled.

>>27847667
But on the bright side we did get a legit 100.

So because we just rolled a natural 100 and all the 1's were forgeries, does that mean we've got no trabble?

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>>27847388
*Twirl activated
"Voice" You shout "Add an altar for me"

"Si..sir?" The voice says "But you aren't a.."

"A what" You say "I am your master no, I have captured a spirit of nature, and stole arcane secrets, and you have the gal to".

"I AM SORRY MY LORD" the voices shouts.
and then there is a flash, in the middle of a room is an altar with two crossed canes and train carved into it

"Oi what's this lil un doin" another voice asks "looks tasty".

"It appears he wishes to join us" another answers

"Well this is new, though I will admit he's easier to look at then the rest of you" a feminine one adds.

"WHAT FRESH HERESY IS THIS" An angry one calls out.

"DEFILER" two more add

"Oh come now you two, he may still be of use to us" a calmer one adds.

"Bah shut it ya gits!" one of the voices shouts "the morsel can hear us".

What do you say
[] YES I AM BECOME GOD
[] Ok this is going to be really annoying
[] tea anyone?
[] write in

teatime

>>27847699
All of those ones were a result of me forgetting how to roll properly. I am sorry for the unintentional ruse cruse /tg/.

>>27847711
>[X] tea anyone?
There is only one right answer.

>>27847689
Indeed, Lord of trains, the patron of facial hair. can still be a possibility.

>>27847711
Destroy the three heroic alters and change it from a hexagon to a square/four pointed star

Also, what the fuck? Did the 100 count? I thought we already got like, a 40, a 60 and a 1

>>27847711
>tea anyone?

>>27847711
also You gain the trait
Living god
Any ideas what it should do?
if there are none it shall default to a reroll and making rolls easier the more faithful you have

>>27847752
>Also, what the fuck? Did the 100 count? I thought we already got like, a 40, a 60 and a 1
Shut up, you fool!

>>27847711
"Tea anyone?" Introduce ourself and say that we're looking forward to working with all of them to create a stabler, more secure tomorrow. Choo-Choo!

>>27847711
teatime, offer the drugs as "these delightful treats", describe the quiet sobs of the spirit as music, fetch the tools of her torture so they can snack on her blood and suffering, and above all else BE A GENTLMAN

>>27847752
...have you been paying any attention?

>>27847711
>tea anyone?

Let's see if any of the goddesses are worth kidnaping and tying to a train track for purely symbolic, cultural reasons.

>>27847767
Immortality should be a given bonus for this trait. Unless we're destroyed by another god.

>>27847767
I think that's good for now, we can define it more clearly as we work on our portfolio.

>>27847711
[X] Tea anyone?

While we yell internally that we are going to become a god.

>>27847775
If a game isn't fair, its pointless due to no challenge.

>>27847767
Lets choose our own brand of magic. Nothing stupid now /tg/ Also, ignore a roll of 1 once a thread?

>>27847783
wait, I got that wrong, SERVANTS fetch, gentlemen command them

>>27847711
>[X] tea anyone?

>>27847767
Summon minor train familiars?

>>27847767
Bonus's for being near train tracks and dressing well? In a tux on a train track we should be ludicrously powerful, especially if we have a proper top hat and monocle

>>27847809
There were some incorrect rolls counted in that batch that cancelled the 100 out the first time. Don't worry, I'm sure we'll fail abysmally later.

>>27847786
Seems very convenient.

>>27847783
I agree with passing out drugged tea and crumpets.

Rolled 1

>>27847809
All of those were me forgetting how to roll.
For example.

>>27847711
can we specify we only want to summon the dining cart of a train?

>>27847824
I like it

>>27847824
Hmm, maybe have the standard villainous goatee be the mark worn by members of our cult? As one raises through the ranks they are allowed longer whiskers to twirl and greater customization leeway in general?

>>27847866
would this make our ultimate villainous goal to seize grand central station to enact whatever ritual we have planned to bring the world to its knees?
if so, count me in

>>27847824
So....once we gain control and become king of the city we should then start building our underground base....

The underground railroad.

>>27847911
The Japanese Bullet Trains are our WMD.

>>27847711
>Shut it ya gits
>mfw Gork(or Mork) are one of the gods.

>>27847778
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmIR5FC76bs&list=PLD9odiDYXGOvN65yz5q946xYLu0Sg0HuJ begins to play) The world becomes more defined, and you can see that which mortals cannot
"Sooo" You begin as your being readjusts to being added to the list of possible gods. Your portfolio includes, trains, villainy (surprisingly no one had chosen this let), and mustaches, Your favored weapon is a cane. you can still die, as you are an upstard
in front of you stand images of your fellow gods
A demonic form with a large gaping mouth, and a shirt with dice on it
a mass of tentacles that appears to be wearing a tweed jacket
a woman not that unlike Miss smith, though far better dressed
A man in shining gold armor with his arms pointing in the air as if to praise the sun (basically a fusion of emps and Solaire)
A woman made of plants, dirt and stone/ a deer
A shield that looks rather friendly
"Tea?" "sounds lovely" "quite the gentleman" ".....f...fine... but only because I'm thirsty" "You dare offer me tea defiler of the natural order?" "Oh lighten up he seems like a good enough chap". Dear lord is it hard to think when they all talk at once

"Voice" You shout "Tea"
.....
God do I hate this place, you think, but the boss seems to love it more than life itself.
"JOHN" Brian shouts "THE BOSS....HE'S GONE MAD"

"JEEESUS CHRIST BRIAN GIVE A MAN SOME WARNING" You shout at the large bearded man "and that's just the boss".

"HE'S TALKING TO HIMSELF" Brian shouts

"What?"

"I understand Vorg" The boss says to nothing drinking tea "But it is far more efficient to not give trains a hunger for human flesh, but it is a good idea, and Lady of rot, making them cause what ever they touch decay is a double edge sword". Ok what the fuck
what do you do
[] switch back to being the boss
[] shut the door and smoke
[] try and slap the boss out of it
[] send one of the boys to slap him
[] other

>>27847783
don't try to drug gods with our non divine mind control roofies.

So our goal is now to create an evil undead railroad.
I think we should call it...
Mr Bones Wild Ride
Even after death
the ride never ends

>>27847809
any ideas on the magic?

>>27848042
[X] shut the door and smoke
We are still alive thanks to not getting involved in the boss's crazy stuff

Rolled 47

>>27848078
I believe something related to this would work: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AfterlifeExpress

>>27848066
What have I done

Rolled 15

>>27848066
Hey, I already said that back in thread 2.

>>27848042
>>27848066
I'm with this guy.

>>27848042
>switch back to being the boss
>The magic is summoning more fancy skellingtons. That drive their own carsized undead-locomotives.

>The god of undeath, proper gentleman spirit and also trains

>>27848078
Classic Villain?

Bitches, please. What about tying someone to a log and using a buzzsaw? Bam, buzzsaw projectiles. Obviously, ropes made of our dark magic to capture and ensnare foes.

The ability to create familiars in the classic "crook wearing black and white stripes and domino mask"

The ability to shoot LAHZOR BEEMS from monocles. Impaling people with energy canes. Slowing down time with our magical gold pocket watch.

Curse of the Mustache: A mustache symbol appears on our enemies and leeches their life force.

Magic colour: Charcoal black with a distinguished gold mixed in.

>>27848042
Shut the door and smoke and explore. We have a cane now, lets take some inspiration from Bethany.

>>27848145
>http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AfterlifeExpress
So trainomancy mixed with necromancy
also how does this sound for living god
(You have become a living god,you can reroll once per thread, gain a bonus to the number of faithful you have (currently 0, so no bonus for you), you also gain power by being near train tracks and dressing well)

>>27848176
I like these
I like them alot

>>27848179
I like it, maybe mix in a few of >>27848176

>>27848078
Well, obviously the proper summoning ritual for our version of demons is to tie a damsel to a train track. Our demons are probably things like demonic conductors (the most powerful), waiters, ticketers and security guards.
Other things include conjured trains for wide-scale destruction and magic trains for rapid transportation.

>>4 threads in
>I HAVE BECOME GOD!!!!!!!!!!
how in the fck?
i missed last thread and now wot?

>>27848179
Sounds good to me.

>>27848176
Welp, this gets my vote.

>>27848179
So basically a train from nowhere to anywhere?
I actually like that.

Though Moustache wizardry might have been interesting as well, but I believe that ability suits Lord of Trains better.

>>27848213
Train snake demons.

Rolled 41

I just remembered some time ago (one month or so before Thread One) I drew Classy ghosts. Would anyone care if I found those drawings? There were one with a moncle, one with a mustache, one with a top hat and one with all three and a pallete swap.

>>27848214
Well, we found a satanic worship room and there were 6 altars in there.
Obviously our first reaction would be to erect an altar four ourselves in there regardless of the consequences.
Somebody tried to forge bunch of ones with invalid dice, but 1 guy got a legit 100 and BOOM Lord of trains.

>>27848199
>>27848209
Also, the four skellingtons? They gain suits, monocles, blunderbuses and canes. And top hats.

"Vile Ruffian! Unhand the Godgent!"

"Mr Skellington, shall we go get ourselves a train?" "Indubitably Godgent!"

Perhaps also we should try expanding from just trains to other classic villain motifs, ala buzzsaws and trees?

>>27848249
Train snake familiars. Yes. Train snake familiars, wrapped through our skellingtongent angel equivalents
.

>>27848270
god damn it /tg/
so why isn't our "magic" as it were, just cartoon physics and just bullshit like the mask and popeye?

>>27848270
>Somebody tried to forge bunch of ones with invalid dice
I told you guys that was an accident.

>>27848255
Please, go ahead, good sir.

This is what happens when you find your role in the universe.

>>27848042
>".....f...fine... but only because I'm thirsty"
tusundere goddess?

Rolled 2

>>27848176
You stare at the boss, you stare at him for a long time
"I....I need a smoke" You say as you close the door quickly and pull out a.....pipe.. GOD WHERE ARE YOUR CIGARETTES....well at least the pipe doesn't make you smell like ass. You decided to explore the cottage despite your better judgement
you open a door and find.....

Rolled 32

>>27848329
Okay, I found a redraw of those I did during some classes. I think it was the redraw I did a month ago, and the drawing itself was from before. While I don't find the original I'll leave the redraw here as soon as I can.

>>27848398
Not-Slaanesh, all mad 'cause he's not allowed to play with the others.

>>27848398
>we find some sort of horrible abomination
>our boss accidently'd himself a god
>boss literally becomes the Lord of BBEG's
lol.

>>27848398
Find what? A pony like we always wanted when we were a kid?

>>27848388
eh whatever. Our waifu has to be the love interest of some dashing hero who we marry in a lavish ceremony of questionable legal validity.

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>>27848388
justice is female, everything anyone says is heresy most foul
ahahahhaha

>>27848454
Aka, minigun wedding.

Rolled 2

>>27848398
a library.....yeaaah noooo, you don't want to end up like the boss just yet. You close the door and open another one to find....

>>27848461
>>27848454
We must clearly find a way to combine these two ideas.

>>27848494
A trainstation!

>>27848461
And so began the quest to befile the god of justice.

>>27848461
Wait, could we marry...JUSTICE?

She would litterally always pick up the thrash we leave behind and fix our messes.

Rolled 1

>>27848494
A kitchen? well I'll be dammed, well you better tell the boss this, looks well stocked to. There is a door in the back. but then again you hear some horrible noises back where the boys are.
"Goddammit" you groan as you look behind you "I deserve a break, can't you stop yourself from killing something for a few seconds?). That doesn't sound good at all.

what do you do
[] open door, let them deal with the boss
[] Investigate
[] other

>>27848575
You are a god, so it is possible. you are also a living god who has just became such. may require some work

>>27848583
>[] other
I think we deserve a sandwich.

Grill cheese with ham.

>>27848583
>[X] open door, let them deal with the boss
All we want is to smoke in peace for just a moment

>>27848583
>Investigate
Make sure to put some more tobacco in the pipe first.

Rolled 69

Oh hey, it looks like the original was laying above the printer all along. I'll try to upload it all at once. Give me a few minutes.

>>27848539
a paladin who want's to fill his goddess' holy passage with his holy avenger?

>>27848656
HOW LEWD!

>>27848656
This would be an odd way to smite evil, if you know what I mean.

From street thug to Godhood in less than a week.
I'm pretty sure that has to be a record.

a three way tie? the inner turmoil of Mr.Fritz

>>27848603
weirdly enough, i'm exactly sure how we'd get stronger, is it more like we'd get more powerful the more zany over the top silly everything gets?

also by the nature of how our shit works i'd almost imagine there was some god of heroism accidently created just to counteract our sheer arrogance and sillyness.

>>27848583
[] other
Try swinging the cane like boss does.

>>27848656
Find some way to force the goddess to get to the alter, seize control of grand central station, and acquire suitably exotic maidens for the simultaneous sacrifice. Then publicly announce it and give the entire world like a weeks notice and dare every hero in existence to do something about it. Endgame obviously

Can anyone thing of any ways to make it more hammy villainy?

>>27848736
open the door, let minions deal with the boss, and figure out what in the fuck is going on.

>>27848762
It's ok, we'll just throw them to the
Mr Bones Wild Ride

>>27848762
Well you are a new god, and there is one thing I have to say to the later part of your post NEEEEEEHAHAHAHHA

>>27848785
Moon lasers.

>>27848797
Don't tell me the protagonist from our hometoon has been awakened too!

>>27848809
Could be the threat to get the goddess to the alter.

>>27848785
OF COURSE!
Think about it, the world truly needs only one form of transportation and that's trains.

Cars? You'll just get stuck in traffic
Bicycles? Try riding those without getting wrinkles into your suit.
Planes? Some jackoff will just fly it to a skyscraper. Have you ever seen a train get hijacked and run to a skyscraper? didn't think so.
Boats? Why bother, you can just make underwater tunnels.

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Rolled 7

Hopefully this works, and I didn't forget any, because it took me some work to get these together (shitty equipment) and I'm off to sleep. G'night.

>>27848855
You know, many regular mortal villains have attempted to threaten the world by building a giant laser canon on the moon.

We are above that.

Shouldn't we build a giant laser canon... ON THE SUN!?

>>27848729
Well technically we were a super villain trapped in some weird dimension.

>>27848788
Yeah, you don't want to deal with the boss right now, the others can do that. You throw open the door and (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m38g4L1U0rc begins to play)
find what appears to be a harem of several beautiful women.
"Thank you" You say looking up. You might actually be beginning to like this place. Though the decor of the place is wanting, looks like the president's sexual dungeon the tabloids told you about.

"Are you the master" one of them asks.

"I...I" You say as you weight the options
what do you say
[] switch back to the boss
[] yes
[]no but I am his right hand man
[]other

>>27848797
of course, its such a dastardly plan.
i approve!

I'm fairly certain that when we start running into heroes, we only roll 1's

>>27848940
switch to boss
get god stuff down and figure out how we work in this cosmos now.

>>27848940
>[]no but I am his right hand man
I don't think the boss would take it well.

Also,
[] switch back to the boss

>>27848940
yes
then switch to boss
>ElHaunto joyful
captcha is on to something here

>>27848940
>no but I am his right hand man
Then switch back to the boss

>>27848951
>implying thats not part of the plan from the god of dastardly plans and villiany
or sthick is setting up shenanigans and always falling back to we will get you next time!
remember we are the literal embodiment of the classical villain now.

>>27848874
>Planes? Some jackoff will just fly it to a skyscraper. Have you ever seen a train get hijacked and run to a skyscraper? didn't think so.
I think we did that once actually

>>27849026
That was our train so it doesn't count.

>>27849026
So, we weren't on it

>>27848940
Twirl I have a question. In regards to our new powers are we considered to be dressed well?

so the question is can the boss here summon trains on a whim now hes a god?
like say theres a battle and he needs to get away, could he just summon a train and ride off into the sunset with it with magical tracks showing up under the train and replicating when need be?

>>27849145
If we weren't well dressed, we wouldn't have left the house.

>>27849145
>27849145
Your coat was damage by the fae

>>27849022
What do you what do you do. On one hand you've been dry for two years in that department, on the other hand you have a feeling the boss could force you to join to beauties with a snap of his fingers, the magical prick
"I...I" You say as you weigh the price of your actions. You then spend the next few minutes smoking as you calm down.

"No, but I am his right hand man" You say with a smile "and I've been ever so faithful".

"Is that so?" one of them says with a smile

"Yes" You answer

"Well did he give you permission?"
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!
.....
You notice justice is looking at you strange, but don't care as you are growing ever so slightly bored, not to mention vorg is looking at you like a steak. Not to mention the stag/mother nature won't stop glaring daggers at you for using the two of the four skeletons as a chair, how they got here, you may never know
what do you do
[] test out your new abilites (roll 1d100, this includes changing shape like any good god)
[] excuse yourself
[] find Mr.Fritz, you need a champion
[] what the bloody hell was that noise?!
[] other

>>27849194
REPAIR IT. WE ARE A GOD. MAKE IT A GODLY VESTMENT.

Also, hit on the goddess of justice, the tentacle monster AND the plague lady. Maybe off the Fae as a host?~

>>27849270
what god repairs their own stuff?

>>27849270
we're a god of class. We don't "hit on" women. We just be our naturally gentlemanly self.

Rolled 59

>>27849257
Test our new abilites and one of them being sending Mr. Fritz a message that he needs to report to us at once.We need a champion after all.

>>27849298
One with untrustworthy help
I vote we campaign at a fashion college for new worshipers

>>27849257
>[] find Mr.Fritz, you need a champion
He will never know rest.

>>27849298
The ones with power. Fucking Christ, why do my dice never work in this thread.

>>27849347
>Implying we can't hit on people as a gent.
Being charming and smooth with the ladies is all part of being a gent.

>>27849257
>find Mr.Fritz, you need a champion
The Gentleman shall be his champion name

>>27849379
Let focus on justice. if we do flirt.

>>27849510
Buuut...But...My Eldritch Terror Waifu!

Rolled 22

>>27849257
[] test out your new abilites (roll 1d100, this includes changing shape like any good god)
Try to use telepathy, except instead of it being direct speech, it's like one of those train station announcement speakers *Mr. Fritz, Mr. Fritz, Please report to the worship room immediately, thank you*

Then we convert him into a paladin of our faith.

>>27849551
Eh, she isn't as much of a looker. Plus, nobody's come up with anything as fun as >>27848785 for anyone else.

>>27849646
Really that is most likely the only way we know how to.

>>27849462
"MR FRITZ" You shout

"AAAH WHAT THE FUCK, WHO'S IN MY HEAD" You hear him shout back.

"Me" You reply ,all you hear is sobbing "Any ways I'd like you to be my champion"

"What?" he asks "The hell you talking abouAAAAAAHHH". He pops in in front of you, on your altar to be precise

"OH WHAT THE FUCK OH WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK" He screams as he looks around the room

"YOU SHALL BE MIGHTY" You declare as you prepare to imbue him with your holy might.

"NO NOOOOO DON'T TOUCH ME" He shouts as he struggles to push away the hand of fate.

"CAN'T YOU FEEEEEEEEL IT COURSING THROUGH YOUR VEINS, THE POWER OF A GOD" You shout, your colleagues are laughing.

"IT BUUUUUUURNS IT BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURNS" Mr.fritz screams

sooon
Mr. Fritz is clutching his stomach, curled up into a ball on your altar
Champion gained: Mr Fritz

"It huuuurts" He moans.

"Life hurts" You say "and don't get me started on pain, my name is Bethany, BETHANY"

what do you do
[] take your rage at your name out on something
[] give Mr.Fritz some tea
[] send the henchmen back to the methlab
[] find miss smith
[] other

>>27849681
>[] give Mr.Fritz some tea
Tea is our official blessed water

>>27849681
[x]take your rage at your name out on something

DESTROY ONE OF THE GODS AND DEVOUR IT

>>27849681
>give Mr.Fritz some tea
and grant him the title of Lord Fritz

>>27849681
[X] give Mr.Fritz some tea

Tea is the new holy water.

>>27849680
Well yes. We'd probably do it that way even if a more normal proposal would work just fine.

>>27849782
You set down a cup of tea next to the sobbing Mr.Fritz. You pat him on the head, and then you remember not even an hour ago, you were attacked by the Devilz, this heresy cannot stand. Your eyes are burning with the fire of Divinity and pure unfiltered rage.
what do you do
[] take out your anger on the lady of the lake
[] Announce your god hood to the henchmen
[] test out your new power roll1d100, if shape shifting please specify
[] THE DEVILZ(may involve flying through the roof screaming in an unholy rage)
[]other

>>27849748
Give him a top hat too

>>27849963
>[] THE DEVILZ(may involve flying through the roof screaming in an unholy rage)

>>27849963
>[]other
We summon a giant flying locomotive as our divine flying battleship.

>>27849963
>THE DEVILZ(may involve flying through the roof screaming in an unholy rage)

Come with me Fritz, we're going to pay some old friends a visit

Rolled 11

>>27849963

[] Announce your god hood to the henchmen
then
[] THE DEVILZ(may involve flying through the roof screaming in an unholy rage)
Any god worth worship needs sacrifice right? I'm thinking a hundred or so screaming damned souls will do for our first day of godding

Rolled 32

>>27850051
Also go grab abomination and Champion Fritz to help out

>>27850051
Sounds good to me.

>>27849963
>any reason to go cackling mad and sacrificing demons to appease your new godship
awesome.

>>27850115
"THE DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVILLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZ" You scream in rage as grab Mr. Fritz. Your magical energy pools behind your back in a form of black/gold fire as you shoot through the roof like those rockets you used to use to send the heroes into space, but that never worked, AND THAT PISSES YOU OFF

"oh that's going to be a bother to fix" The voice says as you rocket through the air as the black/gold flames wrap around you and Mr.Fritz
*poof*
You find yourself in front of Abomination, who is currently beating a devil to death with another devil

"AH MASTER" He says as his make shift clubs begins to to fall apart with each strike, and his unfortunate victim is quickly turned to paste "I WAS NOT EXPECTING YOU"

"COME" You say as you place down your champion "WE HAVE SOME DEVILS TO SEND HOME"

"GLADLY MASTER" Abomination shouts.
You appear to be in the middle of the town, and are surrounded by people with red masks, servants of the law, screaming civilians, and what appear be actual demons. They notice you and you very suddenly have a large number of guns pointed at you. an orgy of violence is erupting around you
what do you do
[] Crush them beneath your heel (and cane/sword/minigun( roll1d100
[] BEHOLD THE POWER OF A GOD roll1d100
[] Raise the dead roll 1d100
[]other

Rolled 32

>>27850300
>[]other
Summon an orchestra and start a musical battle

Rolled 15

>>27850300
Behold the power of a god!

Rolled 75

>>27850300
>BEHOLD THE POWER OF A GOD roll1d100

Rolled 94

>>27850300

[] Crush them beneath your heel (and cane/sword/minigun( roll1d100
[] BEHOLD THE POWER OF A GOD roll1d100
[] Raise the dead roll 1d100
Why limit ourself to one way of murder?

>>27850400
this.
we are king of kings, a literal god has appeared, all will bow down before our might

Rolled 20

>>27850400
That is something I can support.

>>27850400
Khorne aint got shit, let's roll with this

>>27850400

we need to get a portable altar.

Rolled 30

>>27850536
I think abomination works as one.

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Rolled 79

>>27850400
"BEHOLD THE POWER OF A GOD" You shout.

"Isn't that the fucker that kill our men" One of them says

"Kill im" another says like an child given Icecream, THAT IS RIGHTFULLY YOURS. You pull out the roulette, and slide back the cane part revealing its blade. You stab it into the ground as you use it as lightning rod of sorts to raise those slain by Abomination, the devils and the cops. The orgy of violence increase into near war like proportions as you retrieve your blade and begin to smite these infidels. They are like butter to your blade, and almost seem to rush to meet their doom, some falling to the ground hog tied. not single gunshot is fired towards you
this dosen't seem right, why aren't they trying to kill you
what do you do
[] continue with the purge 1d100
[] Stop and observe roll 1d20
[] TRAIN
[] MR.FRITZ KEEP UP
[] other

Rolled 87

>>27850583
>[] other
Summon a swarm of flesh eating locusts upon them. And bees.

Rolled 1

>>27850583
[] Stop and observe roll 1d20
[] MR.FRITZ KEEP UP

Rolled 11

>>27850616
I'll go sit in the corner now

Rolled 47

>>27850610
not sure that's something we can do.

Rolled 31

>>27850583
Continue with the purge

Rolled 41

>>27850648
What kind of god can't summon a little swarm of locust to smite his infidels?

>>27850583
>continue with the purge 1d100
Why even stop?

Rolled 93

>>27850671

Rolled 75

>>27850583
The demons are doing a summoning or sacrifice circle and we're powering it with our kills aren't we?

Rolled 61

>>27850616
bah its not like it matters what they are doing with their lives, they are lesser beings
"MR.FRITZ" You shout as you summon some bees to terrorize one of the drugged out opponents. He stands and looks incredibly ill. He breaths out a cloud similar to the color of your magic, what ever it does it isn't good for your health, as it kills a couple of devilz before John collapses and begins moaning again.
chop
hack
chop
electrocute
launch into low orbit
by yourself will these fools ever stop, BAH WHO CARES THIS IS FUN. Soon you and Abomination stand alone, all of the cops ran when you began summoning classy beasts made solely out of mustaches. Mr Fritz is currently being sick in an alley way. It is then when you notice the ground is glowing red.
"FOOOOLISH MORTAL" A familar voice screams "YOU DARE THINK A MERE TRAIN COULD STOP ME"

"Oh its you again" you say to the much larger than last time demon "Well I am not a mor."

"YOU DARE HARM MY CHILDREN WORM" The demon screams "DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE YOU CUR"

What do you do
[] I'm a god bitch roll1d100
[] Go Asura's wrath on his ass roll1d100
[] CANE BATTLE roll1d100
[] other

Rolled 94

>>27850854

[] I'm a goddamned damned god bitch roll1d100
followed by
[] CANE BATTLE roll1d100

Rolled 9

>>27850854
>[] other
Put it in

>>27850854
>other
Hit him with another train.

>>27850887
Can't argue with that.

>>27850887
This sir is the sir that I support.

>>27850887
Ahem, "I'm a god *sir*"

Rolled 5

>>27851011
Too much all stars Batman I'm afraid

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Rolled 93

>>27850887
"I'm a godammed dammed god bitch" You say as you revert your blade to its cane state, it crackling with your foul energies and the collected souls of the devils

"A NEWBORN ONE" The demon laughs "BUT EVEN THEY CONTAIN MUCH POWER WITHIN IN THEIR FLESH". He tries to step of you, You respond by driving your cane into his unworthy flesh.

"INSOLENT WORM" The demon shout, a magical circle appearing at his hand "I'VE COME PREPARED". You locked canes, the air thick with rotten magic, and general hatred.
You however gain the upper hand and send the bastard tumbling down on a building.
That seems to have fucked him up a fair bit
what do you do
[] train
[] minigun roll1d100
[] tie him up over a conveniently place pit of acid sharks roll1d10
[] other roll1d100

Rolled 7

>>27851048
[] train

Rolled 4

>>27851048
>[] minigun roll1d100

Rolled 9

>>27851048
[] tie him up over a conveniently place pit of acid sharks roll1d10

Rolled 5

>>27851048
>[] tie him up over a conveniently place pit of acid sharks roll1d10

Rolled 18

>>27851048
>[] other roll1d100
Turn him into a little girl

>>27851074
>>27851096
>>27851107
>>27851116
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Rolled 1

>>27851048
We a god now, possible to make him our slave?

>>27851141
a 9 on a d10 is good though. Unless that was a typo for d100?

>>27851141
Was that dice for acid suppose to be 1d10?

Rolled 1

>>27851141
The second two rolls are 1d10's

>>27851048
Minigun

>>27851187
>>27851205
To the guy who was complaining about fair rolls earlier, these are what I was saying would happen later.

>>27851187
>>27851205
....Oh....Oh god.

>>27851141
You begin to look for a convenantly place pit of acid sharks or something similar, when you suddenly find yourself in your foes giant red hands, though only for a momment, before you are flung through several buildings, tearing up your dress shirt, pants, and knocking off one of your shoes.
When you hit the ground you leave a trail
you try to lift yourself up from the pain. You appear to be leaking a black/golden liquid along with your blood
what do you do
[] tag in one of the six (who) roll1d100
[] let see what happens when I cast necromancy in the blood of a god roll1d100
[] get back up as you can still hold your sword roll1d100
[] other
health: Hurt

Rolled 7

>>27851235
Well shit

Rolled 35

>>27851243
>[] let see what happens when I cast necromancy in the blood of a god roll1d100
What could go wrong?

Rolled 52

>>27851243
NO ONE TOUCHES THE SUIT!
[] let see what happens when I cast necromancy in the blood of a god roll1d100
[] get back up as you can still hold your sword roll1d100

Rolled 91

>>27851243
>[] tag in one of the six (who) roll1d100
I bet you Justice would love this as a first da-I MEAN SHE COULDN'T RESIST FIGHTING DEMONS I WAGER

Rolled 39

>>27851243
>[] let see what happens when I cast necromancy in the blood of a god roll1d100

Rolled 95

>>27851243
>let see what happens when I cast necromancy in the blood of a god roll1d100

We're going to turture this bastard.

>>27851243
>[] let see what happens when I cast necromancy in the blood of a god roll1d100
God-blood elemental?

>>27851325
( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsRh83BXvOE begins to play). You wonder what happens when you cast necro I CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN FEEL IT COURSING THROUGH MY VEEEEEEEINS!!!
The world warps in twists at this travesty you committed. The sun begins to laugh at the ants below it as the sky cracks to let loose the hounds of peace. You stand and smile, and then you laugh at the silly little toys around you, and the one about to step on you. Wings of your tainted blood erupt from your back as your eyes become those little swirls you used to control the minds of those beneath you.

"NO ONE" You shout as a familiar noise is heard in the distance (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4h4qCJUeiI) "THE SUIT" and with that your tainted blood forms a spear, well a train sized spear. it runs the demon through, and pins him to the ground as it begins to eat away at his being from the sure wrongness of what you had put into it.
You return to normal tired and feeling violated. it appears the blood you tested necromancy on has turned into some kind of violating monster judging by the scene in front of you
what do you do
[] gather Fritz and Abomination and leave
[] train him
[] Punish him
[] other

>>27851517
>[] gather Fritz and Abomination and leave
We need some tea

>>27851517
>[] Punish him
Violating monster sounds interesting though, I wonder if we can take it home to use of the fay?

>>27851517
[X] Punish him

By binding him to us for all eternity!

Rolled 78

>>27851600
Yes very yes

>>27851517
Bind him to Abomanation

Rolled 34

>>27851600
I still think turning him into a little girl would be funnier.

>>27851600
"Our deific blood is inside of you now, demon, and that makes you...ours. BWAHAHAHAHA!" *Twirl*

>>27851656
They aren't mutually exclusive. Little hateful demon girls are a thing.

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>>27851692
I never said its gender either
so its possible

Rolled 80

>>27851692
How about we curse him to the form of a little hateful demon girl and force him into becoming our herald?

>>27851780
Sounds like a plan to me, she has to be dressed in full traditional regalia.

Rolled 22

>>27851824
What kind of regalia?

>>27851600
"YOU WORK FOR ME NOW" You declare as you clench your hand, you vile blood enveloping the poor creature, You don't know why you did that, but it made for good dramatic effect. The bloodcoon bubbles and hisses for several minutes as something happens within it. Whatever is happening to that demon is not pleasant at all......it seems to be taking awhile
Perhaps there is a way to embarrass the brute further
Turn demon into a little girl demon who hates everything? Y/N
also any ideas for an archive description?

Rolled 32

>>27851824
And play one of those long trumpet things

Rolled 52

>>27851846
>Turn demon into a little girl demon who hates everything? Y/N
YES YES YES YES

With a trumpet and a maid costume

Rolled 67

>>27851846
Change it to hates everything but us and I'm good

>>27851846
Yes, absolutely yes.

A poofy wide brimmed hat with big feather, one of those long tabards that hangs down to her knees and drags adorably on the ground int he back. Little leather booties, and one of those slashed doublets. And a huge trumpet with a flag. The flag and the tabard should have our insignia of course.

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Rolled 57

>>27851846
This pic but a little red girl wuth horns and stuff

Rolled 38

>>27851920
This is so damn adorable.

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>>27851846
Suddenly we become a god and immediately begin plotting a properly villainous wedding with the Goddess of Justice.
Also, I know /tg/ doesn't like rwby, but the villains know class.

>>27851846
Obviously the answer is yes.

>>27851957
I need to watch that

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>>27851846
This is her new form

Rolled 33

>>27852021
So, we're Laharl? Cool.

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>>27851994
the henchmen are somewhat less classy, but they're still pretty good for street thugs.

>>27851920
A....a little demon girl. Yes, just yes. She'll have a...poofy wide brimmed hat with a big feather in it
*Squelch*
"MMmmmmph" The captive demon cries.
one of those long tabards that hangs down her knees and drags adorably on the ground in the back
*Snap* *Crack*
"Mmmmmph!!!!!"
Little leather booties
*Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip*
And one of those slashed doublets. Oh this is going to be fucking hilarious. The blood disperses and laying where the once mighty.......you never caught the chaps name, well you'll probably call this thing something else...and oh myself she's adorable.

"let go of me" She says as she tries to free herself from your hug.

"Oh this is rich" You say as she punches you, so myselfdamn cute. she could also use and oversize trumpet with a flag. You lift her up and begin to look for Mr.fritz, but first she needs a name
what do you call her