>>27842335
All hail the Peperoni Emperor. All pineapple heretics will die

IN THE GRIM DARKNESS OF THE FORTYFIRST MILLENIUM....

THERE IS ONLY STUFFED CRUSTdf

>>27842374
THE PEPPERONIUM OF MAN IS SURROUNDED ON ALL SIDES BY CRISPY CRUST AND CHEESE

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>/tg/ I'm hungry
>what's a good game to role playing eating in?

Currently eating a swedish pizza thingie...

WITH A KNIFE & FORK.

>>27842353

Hawaiian Heresy arc?

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I DIDN'T ORDER ANCHOVIES!

WHO THE HELL SWITCHED THE ORDERS?

>>27842335
PIZZBOYZ IS MADE FOR PIZZIN

ERE WE GO! ERE WE GO!

FIVE MINNITS OR WE BREAK YOUR TEEF FOR FREE!

>>27842335
List of heresy:

Pineapple pizza
Anchovies
Using knife and fork
Not eating the crust
Being a xeno

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>>27842353
>>27842402
>pepperoni is ultramarines

>go into Pizza Workshop, try and order some delicious Tau Hawaiian pizza
>some five-chin pizza jockey immediately gravitates to me as I'm still looking at the menu and deciding on sizing
>"Are you sure you don't want pepperoni instead?"
>insist that, no, I'd vastly prefer pineapple and ham
>"Okay, but we've got some ready-made pepperoni pizzas just waiting to be eaten."
>but, hawaiian...
>"We could add pepperoni to your hawaiian as well. You don't want to be halfway through your hawaiian and realize you wanted pepperoni, right?"
>but then it wouldn't be a hawaiian
>pizza jockey sighs, goes behind the counter
>comes back a minute later
>"Well, we have pineapple, but no ham. We could substitute pepperoni for ham and it'd be about the same cost."
>mfw

Fucking PW.

>>27842441
>knife and fork
now this is heresy

>>27842485

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicago-style_pizza

>>27842494
THIS QUICHE OFFENDS SLAANESH.
BASE SHOULD GET THIN NOW!

>>27842485
You forgot eating the crust first.

CHEESE FOR THE CHEESE GOD

HAM FOR THE HAM THRONE

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An open pizza is like a fortress with his gates unbarred and unguarded.

>>27842485
Fuck you pineapple pizza is the best.

Wait, no, that's double pepperoni with a side of dominoes garlic and herb dip. But pineapple is pretty high up there.

BUT OH GOD THAT GARLIC AND HERB DIP. HOW DO THEY EVEN MAKE IT THAT GOOD? IT'S LIKE, FUCKING, PIZZA WIZARDRY OR SOME SHIT.

>>27842485
Ranch dressing should be added to the list.

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>>27842493
>TFW a Mon-keigh ate pizza with his disgusting fingers near me
You can't even imagine the feels I felt

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>>27842692

>>27842676

>dominos
>good pizza

Pick one you shit.

>>27842710

Everytime I see jap pizzas I imagine whoever invented pizza rolling in his grave.

>>27842461
I read that as pissboys. Thanks for that image.

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>>27842712
>He thinks Dominos is poor-quality pizza
>2013

Do you even stuffed cheesy breadsticks, heretic?

>>27842692
>>27842710
>pizza with hotdogs in the crust
and this, dear children, is why good Imperial citizens stay away from foul xenopizza

>>27842725

With a massive, uncontrollable erection.

>>27842712
Fuck the pizza. I order £10 worth of garlic and herb dip on a monthly basis.

I could drink the stuff. If I could choose my death, I would drown in domino's garlic and herb dip. I do not think I am getting across just how much I fucking love that dip.

>>27842757
>uncontrollable erection.

well of course it's uncontrollable. He's dead.

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Oh hey guys what's going on in this thread

>>27842783
The new Chaos codex doesn't have nearly enough useful toppings.

>>27842783
YOU SON OF A BITCH

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>>27842792

THE ANCIENT TOPPINGS OF CHAOS

GO WHERE THEY PLEASE

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>>27842783
H-he... didn't even... He didn't even get crust... I think I'm going to be sick

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>>27842812
I'm just sick of it. There are like two decent toppings at max. They're damned tasty, but there is no variety.

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>>27842783

>>27842494

HERESY OF HERESY'S HERESY

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>>27842783

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>>27842783
[/spoiler]No[/spoiler]

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>>27842494
Aww c'mon now, Chicago style is more like the techpriesthood of pizza. It may have its own things going on but it's accepted as a vital part of the imperium.

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STUFFED CRUST FOR THE CHEESEY ONE!!!

>>27842335

Bacon + Pepperoni is the ONLY way to go.

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>>27842796
>>27842798
>>27842805
>>27842813
>>27842818
>>27842819
>>27842821
>>27842835
>>27842847
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>>27842852

>squad morale broken

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>>27842710
> vanilla pudding and grape jam topped by powdered sugar in the crust.
> Absolutely anything from salami to apple, with mayonnaise.

>>27842919
Damn slaaneshi pizzas.

>>27842919
God, people will put Mayo on ANYTHING these days...

>>27842494
>implying cheese-and-tomato pie even qualifies as pizza
Chicago will pay for its blasphemies.

>>27842668
A closed pizza is like a bready piece of shit my ass doesn't even want to eat


fag

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>>27842783
You monster.

>>27842988
Indeed, we shall heavily raid their stockyards for beef and pork...

IF I WANTED TO DRINK TOMATO PASTE, I WOULD HAVE JUST TAKEN IT STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN!!!

>>27842335
i hate those corn beserker
all they put ontop is corn

Cornsauce for the Corn pizza,Cornflakes for the Crust

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look at this pizza, didn't even thin his crust,
let alone use meat. what a pleb

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>>27842783

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>>27842783

>>27842692
>>27842710
Hotdogs for the Hotdog God!

Sausage for the sausage throne!

>>27843001
Even Sakurato is disgusted!

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>>27842783
I can't take it easy like this.

>>27842919
For the small sum of about $140

>2013
>having vegetables/fruits on your pizza

TOP LEL

Am I heretical if I only like extra cheese on my pizza?

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>>27842783

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>>27842783

Jokes on you, I can swing that on my dick now like a hula hoop.

>>27842783
CHAOS CONSUME US!

>>27843299
you are pure

>>27842683
OI, dat's da best fer dippin'
You'z humies dun noe wat yer doin' if'n ya don't use da ranch

>>27842740
Not that guy, but he's right. Dominos is shit. I used to love it, but then started making my own pizzas and i tried Dominos again this year and it tastes like poor mans ass. And stuffed cheese is fucking abhorrent compared to home-made ones

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>not fielding ground beef and bacon
>still using marinara sauce like it's still 3rd ed
>not spamming based bbq sauce
>mfw you niggas can't even cajun crust
It's like you guys don't even want to exterminate hunger.

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>>27842676

TO ARMS, LADS

SUFFER NOT THE HERETIC TO LIVE

>>27842919
Thats a purging

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>>27842783
No.

>>27842783
NOT EVEN THE CHAOS GODS WOULD DO THIS!?

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>>27842919
I, Skzius Crztis, Assistant-Commisar of the Pizza Hubfleet deem it TH' EMPRAH'S WILL that in His Name this xenos Sliceworld be subject to Exterminatus for unspeakable Heresy witnessed this day.

So be His will, Th' Emprah Protects.

Would this be a Chaos horror, or some ork thing?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IWwM26OxiM

>>27842494
CRUST FOR THE CRUST GOD

SAUCE FOR THE SAUCE THRONE

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>>27842783

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We'll make it orky

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>>27842783

So if 40k is about Pizza, the Tau are a faction of grapefruits?

>>27844134
No, they're the ones who put meat in the crust

Murders everyone in the village except one guy. When he is about to slash him, he stops and screams "SORRY, LUNCH BREAK" and goes away.

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>>27842335
Then this would be how the average pizza delivery unfolds.

>>27844237
>Meat in the crust

I can't lie, that sounds pretty damn good.

>>27844349
Holy Emprah, these guys the real deal?

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>>27844379
It does...but still heresy.

>>27844379
Heresy always sounds good. There wouldn't be no heretics if heresy sounded retarded.

The question is, does it tastes good? To know the answer, don't taste it yourself. Just look at those heretics puking their guts.

>>27844460
Fortunately, I'm pretty sure they don't serve that in 'Murica. Bit surprising since we're the ones that are supposed to be such fatasses.

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>>27844431
Probably from the Land With No Fucks.

>>27844506
as a Pizzapriest i must say thats Heresy of the worst kind all aproved pizzas have been handed down through the STP the Standart Template Pizza everything going against that is Pizheresy!

>not a single Imperium approved pizza recipe in this thread

Come on, /tg/, step it the fuck up.

I'm hungry.

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>>27844624
Yeah, sorry. Stopped worrying about making my own after I moved and have an Italian restaurant(actual Italian, not Italian-style) the next block over...and they deliver.

>>27844431

No, it was just a demonstration. The guy jumping through the window would break both his legs jumping through the window of a car doing 30.

>>27844710
That just means they'll do it for real once bionics get finished.

>>27844753

Why not just flip the car?

>>27844710
Assuming it was safety glass, maybe, but it takes a great deal more force to break the stuff than older glass.

Strangely enough, safety glass will minimize the damage anyone landing on it(like most movie stunts when the guys roll into the glass when a car is trying to run them over) by breaking without shattering.

>>27844778
Would flip the pizza.

>>27844794

When you place your order ask them to have the pizza upside down in the delivery car.

Problem solved.

>>27844821
But then you still have the same problem, the cheese gets stuck to the top of the box!

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>>27844821
>to avoid flipping the pizza
>please flip it beforehand

>>27844847

What if they coated the inside of the box with something cheese-resistant. Grease paper maybe?

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>>27842783
Get out.

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>>27844055

>the pepperonis for implants

>>27843246
That's 13,900 korean won not jap yen

how odd, I just made pizza.

my first attempt failed, way too thick of a crust, very bready.

second attempt was excellent, stretched out nice and thin.

>>27844912
That'd put it at about $11 as of the last time I was in Korea. Not bad, I'd say.

Sadly out of the price range of the katusas.

>>27842676
>dominoes garlic and herb dip
Literally the only reason to get dominos.

But what a fucking reason it is.

Wait, juste remembered, hot dog stuffed crust.

>>27844528
That looks like shrapnel, not a bullet. You can get some very low-energy shrapnel.

>>27844881
Hmmm, I don't know, I've only ever had experence with Wax Paper and that sure as hell is going to stick to the top of some pizzas...

>>27845075
I think between that and a few of the action figure stands they put in most boxes you should be good.

>>27844698
>they deliver
>the block over
walk over there and pick it up. why would you have something delivered one block.

>>27845118
Action Figure Stands?
I always thought those were little mouse tables...

>>27845198
Because delivery is free? Well, that and if it's raining or snowing I'm not leaving the barracks for nothing after the work day is over.

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>>27842783
This image is the visual equivalent of stepping on a Lego.

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>>27842783
>yfw

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>>27842739
Oh, magical realms.

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>>27845296
No anon, this is.

>>27842692
>>27842710

I bet the warp did this

>>27845365
This is the work of the Lord of Excess. Only he would defile such good pizza in such a way.

>>27845379
I think Tzeentch did it. Clever bugger...

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>>27844349
>That file name
Emp Fucking DAMMIT

I told myself
I FUCKING PROMISED MYSELF
I wouldn't talk like Boreale today
And I fucking HAD to read it out loud

......I hate you in the nicest way

>>27843068
>>27843987
these look pretty good

>tfw homemade tuna pizza

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>>27845992

>tuna
>pizza

>>27842740
Stuffed cheesy breadsticks aren't pizza

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>>27846071
kill him.....slowly