Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Harry%20Potter%20Nasuverse%20QuestTwitter: https://twitter.com/HPNasuQuest=====You are Harry James Potter, and you find yourself in need of making a choice.On the one hand, the events transpiring around you are proving to be most amusing. Illya's grandfather seems most unrepentent for bringing two hundred and thirty seven homunculi maids (all of whom look suspiciously like Mrs. Irisviel) to Hogwarts to serve as his personal comfort and security detail. It's kind of like watching one of those absurdist comedies - Professor McGonnogal is making a perfectly valid (if passionate) point about the homunculi being sexually objectified, which Jubstacheit calmly states is perfectly okay because they're not people. Much like a train wreck, you don't want to stare at it, but you can't make yourself look away.And there comes the difficulty of your decision. Checking the schedule that Tonks gave you, you have charms with the Ravenclaws in about five minutes, and you haven't quite gotten the location of the classroom down just yet. There also seems to be the fact that Illya is staring at the nearest maid with a poorly disguise something you don't want to contemplate. Which means that you'll probably have to drag her away before shenanigans ensue."Illya," you say, clasping her on the shoulder, "Come on, we should get to-"It's no use. She doesn't seem to be paying you all that much mind, her eyes transfixed on that maid, a fire burning in them that is quite frankly terrifying. Her breathing gets heavier with each passing second, and a trickle of blood runs down her nose. You... aren't quite sure that that is healthy, to be honest - Kiritsugu hasn't taught you much about field medicine, but your fairly sure that nosebleeds are a sign of radiation poisoning.But where would she have gotten hit by harmful gamma rays?>field too long
>>27797261>Maybe you should take her the hospital wing?>Attempt to pull her off her seat, and bring her to charms class.>Ask your pureblood pals if they know any magical maladies with that sort of side effect.>[WRITE IN]
Harry James Potter[ATTRIBUTES] Strength - D+ "You're a wiry lad, built for speed more than strength." Agility - A "You're fast on your feet and quick with your reflexes" Endurance - C+ "You're cousin's made sure you can take a beating." Intelligence - B+ "You're no genius, but you're smarter than most." Luck - B "You've got better luck than most." Circuit Quality (CQ) - A [13 Prana per Circuit] Circuit Quantity (CC) - B+ [26 Circuits, four of which have been opened]Magic Circuits Open - 4/26Prana Available - 52/52Wounds - 0/6[SKILLRATINGS] Academics (Mundane) [INT] - D Academics (Magecraft) [INT] - E+[9 (11)] Academics (Wizarding) [INT] - E (D) Acrobatics [AGI] - D+ Athletics [END] - D+ Capioera [AGI] - D+ Cooking [AGI] - D+ Craft (Mystic Codes) [INT] - E+ Discernment - D Mystic Eye Lore [LCK] - D Origin Magic [CQ] - E Reinforcement [CQ] - E+ Stealth [AGI] - D Wandlore [CQ] - F[TRAITS]Spiteful - Your stealth rating increases by 2 when you're out for revenge.Compassionate - Your healing spells cure one additional wound.[PERKS]Devil's Luck - You may temporarily reduce your luck attribute by 1 step to negate a critical hit against you.Practiced Runner - Your Athletics rating is increased by 2 when running.Multitasker I - Multitasking penalties to skill checks are reduced by 1.Mystic Eyes of Death Perception - You see the Death of things, and deal additional wounds when using a knife.[LEAST] - You can discern the difference between lines of concepts and lines of objects, allowing you to choose which to cut.Mystic Eye Focus - You've grown accustomed to the use of your [MYSTIC EYES], and have unlocked it's [LEAST] secondary power.Parseltongue - You possess the ability to understand and speak the language spoken by snakes and certain other reptiles.True Magic Innoculation - Penalties for True Magic vs Sanity decrease by 2.??? - ???
>>27797274>Attempt to pull her off her seat, and bring her to charms class.We have to get her out of here! The maid madness is setting in!Who wants to bet that Illya's maid rape switch is a programmed involuntary response implanted by Acht because he thought it would be funny?
Wand of Maple and Dryad - You heal one additional wound when using Wand Magic to heal.Spellcraft for Squibs - Up to rank B, add 1 rank to your Academics (Wizarding). Up to rank C, add 2 ranks.The Threefold Spear - A spear that can take the form of a staff, a baton, a Hasta, a Lancea, and a Verutum.??? - A dagger that, apparently, only you can perceive.Mirror Phone - Your first mystic code, it is a clamshell mirror connected to a matching mirror you gave to Illya, allowing you to secretly communicate and stir up all kinds of ruckus.MARTIN MIGGS Omnibus - Increases Fun Rating to A+.
>>27797274>Attempt to pull her off her seat, and bring her to charms class.So help me girl you are not making us miss our first super awesome magic class ever, even if we have to drag you.
Let's get going to class, chop chop.
>>27797274>Attempt to pull her off her seat, and bring her to charms class.
>>27797261oh gosh, i bet illya would be lucky/unlucky enough to pick the trap out of the crowd. (cause you know with flesh sculpting abilities like his he has probably done all sorts of weird shit) then we have to deal with illya not losing her virginity to us
>>27797479W-what...Anon-kun, that's too lewd. Next thing you'll suggest is that Jubstacheit does THAT with his maids! Pervert!
>>27797505Oh he does THAT and much more, ....so...so much more
>>27797261>Attempt to pull her off her seat, and bring her to charms class.Cmon Illya you are going to die from nosebleed at this rate... and we are soon going to be late from the charms class.
>>27797274>Attempt to pull her from her seat, and bring her to charms class.
YES! I'm not late!
>I haven't gotten much sleep all week. I'll turn in early. Let me just check twitter...>HPNQ? Fuck sleep.Threadly reminder that the updated Ebook can be found at http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDb>>27797261>Attempt to pull her off her seat, and bring her to charms class.Come on Illya, I thought it was decided that WE'RE Shiki, not you!
>>27797505Have a reaction image.
>>27797505I do enjoy lewdness
>>27797812Aw, dude, you got uncensored stuff? All mine is censored.
No. You're not doing this. Quite frankly, the two of you should have gotten a headstart on getting to class when you noticed the cloud of first years drift out of the great hall fifteen minutes ago. But you were too busy doing the whole socializing thing (a strange, yet fuzzy-warm concept that you never really got the chance to do before) to have eaten by then, and by the time you had finished, Professor McGonnagal had started to lay into Old Man Acht.Illya's maid... hunger... nosebleed... -thing- can wait for a later date - preferrably when she's a bit older and there are plenty of feather downed pillows to go around and oh sweet Christ now YOU'RE doing it."Alright, come on Illya," you say, getting out of your chair and crossing over to her. "Class, remember? Stop oggling your grandfather's harem, we've got -magic- to learn.""Why would anyone stop, Harry?" she asks, her voice off in some faraway distant land of sugar and fluffy dreamclouds. "Maids are a miracle of the universe~"Oh god she's trilling her voice."Yeah," Ron agrees."Yeah," Draco chimes in.Without even taking their eyes off of the maids, the three of them stretch their arms across the table and pull a triple-brofist. You find it somewhat adorable that Illya, as the smallest member of that little soirée, had to distractedly lean in her chair to be able to reach. No, wait, you're not supposed to be encouraging this sort of behavior!Neville, seems to agree with you, rolling up his paper and shoving it into his bag."You know," he snarks, "we're only eleven years old guys - we're not supposed to get hormonal and distraced by girly things until we're at least thirteen.""Not distracted like that," Illya insists. "Just admiring the aesthetic."Neville gives her a blank look, before shaking his head."Okay, enough," you say. "Neville, you mind giving me a hand. I'm not sure if I'm strong enough to sling Illya over my shoulder.">field too long
>>27797821>FragErrrrr, I meant drag. Honest. I am in no way endorsing the use of grenades on ilya whilst she is otherwise distracted. Firecrackers however, that is endorsed.
>>27797876Neville turns to you with a particularly... oh god, he's not going to help you, is he. That grin right there is the face of an undisguised rusemaster, revealing himself after some fool fell for his clever trick over the internet."She's your girlfriend, mate," he says cheerily. "Who is this smooth handsome and perfect Longbottom to interfere with all of the awkward groping and shenanigans that will ensue if I leave you to your own devices?" He jumps up, and you're fairly sure you can -hear- the posturing go *swag* as he hops chairs towards the door. "Such things will cement your bond! For the sake of your love, I cannot help you, Harry Potter."God. Damnit. Longbottom.>Roll 3d6
Rolled 1, 2, 1 = 4>>27797893We should don a butler uniform. see if we cant get her with our dapperness
Rolled 1, 6, 6 = 13>>27797893NO LEWDS FOR USONLY TRAUMATISING MISUNDERSTANDINGS
Rolled 6, 1, 3 = 10>>27797909>double 1'snailed it
Rolled 4, 1, 1 = 6>>27797893I can't remember, is it high or low rolls?
Rolled 5, 2, 6 = 13>>27797909Well this is off to a good start.
>>27797860Yeah it's tough to find but sometimes /a/ is feeling really lewd
How does the dice system work again?
>>27797932It's actually off to an excellent start!It's a roll under system.
Rolled 2, 1, 2 = 5>>27797931low rolls are better. like those triple 6s we got years a few threads ago that resulted in stripping for everyone
Rolled 4, 2, 4 = 10>>27797893rolling for critfails and we end up 3 fingers deep
Rolled 3, 2, 1 = 6>>27797893
>>27797941I'm pretty sure it's not roll under, if that's what you mean.>>27797953Oh, shit, I guess it was. My bad.
Rolled 6, 4, 3 = 13>>27797941roll 3d6, target is under the total of relevant stat+ relative skill
>>27797979Does he take the best roll, does a triple 6 over ride?
Rolled 2, 6, 6 = 14>>27797953i thought it was a roll to the action. DC high for strength, if you roll to hiugh on reinforcement it explodes but to low and you fail. roll to low on a strength and you fail but roll to high and you break the door or it pops open and comes back and breaks your nose
>>27797997No. It's been roll under since day one.It's never been anything else.I have no idea where you got that impression, because I've explicitly said roll under in multiple threads.
>>27797996he takes best roll of the first three iirc
>>27797909>>27797925>>27797929>>27798029Isn't there some odd cross partial crit canceling or something as well that would leave us with 1, 2, 3, instead, or am I remembering things extremely wrong?
>>27798029It's probably because of how long it takes for you to update.
Lets haul some girlfriend.
>Need to write a paper>But HPNQ!>But CKII!Curses.
>>27798300Don't worry about it. That paper can write itself. Focus on important things.
Not terribly relevant, but I know you answered this already and I forgot.The canon timelines for the Holy Grail Wars and Harry's time at Hogwarts wouldn't come close to matching up. (Harry's first year was '91-'92, and the 4th HGW was in the mid-to-late 90s.) What does the timeline look like for this quest?
>>27798400harry's attendence moved up to around the time the ipod was first getting advertised
>>27798400i think it is another 50 or so years till the next one
[BEST OF FIRST THREE: 4][BASE STRENGTH: 4][SIZE PENALTY: 0][TARGET NUMBER: 4][TIE! SUCCESS... ISH!]Oh, well, maybe you didn't need Longbottom's help after all.You successfully manage to scoop Illya up and sling her over your shoulder, despite her vocal protestations and the whole bit where she squirms to escape from your grasp. Hell, there don't even seem to be all that many accidental gropings on the way up - it's accomplished in one smooth motion that has no room for any inappropriate touches. It is odd though, how she calms down immediately after you adjust your grip, and start walking towards the door."Put me down, Harry," Illya demands."No," you lay your denial down with all the weight of an ancient tablet of law. "If I do let you down, you'll just run over to one of the maids and start doing God knows what to them.""But they're maids, Harry," Illya complains. "It's their job to dress up in frilly uniforms with only -just- enough cloth to be decent and call me 'Young Mistress'.""No, I'm fairly sure that's not their job," you state. "I don't really want to know -what- their job is, considering the cut of their clothing, but I'm fairly sure that that's not it.""The door, young sir," one of the maids says, opening the great hall's door for you."Thanks," you say, before catching yourself. "Wait - no - you're not helping."The maid just tilts her head at you, the excessively large weapon on her back looming as she stares with what might be curiosity, or what might be nothing at all. Whatever you had thought before, you're now quite certain that these homunculi are at the very least -strange-. Though at least none of them are pulling out japanese comic books and trying to chat you up over their yaoi.>Field too long
>>27798490"Oh," she... it... whatever, says. "Shall I carry the Young Mistress for you? You seem to be having some difficulty with it - your carrying technique is also sub optimal. The posterior is not generally accepted as an appropriate holding place in such a carry, due to the sexual connotations behind its proximity to the human reproductive system." She tilts her head back, and looks up, as though thinking. "Unless... that was the purpose of said hold in the first place."You're fairly sure that you turned a bright pink at "posterior," before giving a yelp and losing your balance. Why else would Illya suddenly be sitting on top of your chest with a clearly evil grin as you desperately try not to look up her skirt. The maid is also now looking down on you, the barest faint traces of concern lining its face."Oh. All you alright?" she... it... asks. "Unless, this was once again purposeful?">"No, it was not on purpose! Illya, please get off of me before people talk...">Scramble out from underneath Illya while beat red, and ask the homunculi to be a bit more tactful next time.>Lie there for a moment with your eyes closed, palming your face and asking Illya to please get off of you.>[WRITE IN]
>>27798501>>Lie there and be absolutely silent. Eventually remind her we're missing our first class.And damn I forgot how low our strength was.
>>27798501>>Lie there for a moment with your eyes closed, palming your face and asking Illya to please get off of you.I feel that the facepalm is our default expression at this point
>>27798501>>Lie there for a moment with your eyes closed, palming your face and asking Illya to please get off of you.seems a bit more IC of us
>Lie there for a moment with your eyes closed, palming your face and asking Illya to please get off of you.who was the charms professor again? Flitwick?
>>27798501>[WRITE IN]Enlist the maid's help in dragging Illya to class. It wouldn't stand for a young lady of Einzbern to be late to class on her first day, now would it?We won't lose this fight, even if we have to make a deal with the serving-staff devil.
>>27798583yes, as I recall it goes>McGonnegal transfiguration>Flitwick charms>Snape potions>Binns magic history>Trelawny Divination>Various Defense against the dark arts
>>27798662This year its Acht on potions and Snape on DAtDA, on account of us butchering Quirrell on the train.
>>27798501>"No, it was not on purpose! Illya, please get off of me before people talk...">Scramble out from underneath Illya while beat red, and ask the homunculi to be a bit more tactful next time.
>>27798681well yes, i was referring to canon HP
You palm your face.You're beginning to suspect that slowly but surely, it is becoming your default expression - Illya was bad enough when the worst that would come from her affection for you was bullies getting pinned by her giant dog. Now things are beginning to get -overt-, and truth be told you find it rather trying. Especially when, in the middle of a heavily trafficked hallway she is sitting on your chest -right above- the inappropriate bits, her legs spread all but trying to flash you her panties."Illya," you bite out, "Would you terribly mind getting off me before people start talking? I've quite well resigned myself to you making these attempts while we're alone, but if word starts to spread about you being -easy-, it's my head your father's going to come after for not discouraging everyone who got with a ten foot radius of you."Illya's response is to grin, and lean down closer to you, nipping playfully at your nose before rolling off of you and getting up."That would be unfortunate," she acknowledges. "Especially since we haven't gone through with our little promise just yet...""Young Mistress," the maid turns to Illya. "Master Jubstacheit has informed us that we are to help you acclimate to your new life in the school. Is there anything that we can do for you."Illya's eyes light up with a dangerous light.You have the initiative. You can avert this crisis before whatever desires buried within her well to the surface with demands of satisfaction.>Let it happen. You doubt the professor will be that annoyed if you get side tracked.>PARAGON INTERRUPT! Attempt to ask the Maid to escort you and Illya to your next class!>RENEGADE INTERRUPT! Ask the maid if they are in possession of any butler uniforms, so that you might use Illya's servant fetish towards your own, more productive ends!>[WRITE IN]
>>27799086>PARAGON INTERRUPT! Attempt to ask the Maid to escort you and Illya to your next class!
>>27799086>RENEGADE INTERRUPT! Ask the maid if they are in possession of any butler uniforms, so that you might use Illya's servant fetish towards your own, more productive ends!
>>27799086I'm okay with any of these. I'm stunned with indecision, even. Let's just go with the flow.
>>27799086>>PARAGON INTERRUPT! Attempt to ask the Maid to escort you and Illya to your next class!for the sake of all that i holly (and sane) we must interupt
>>27799086>RENEGADE INTERRUPT! Ask the maid if they are in possession of any butler uniforms, so that you might use Illya's servant fetish towards your own, more productive ends!and then ask them to direct you to class for now.
>>27799086>PARAGON INTERRUPT! Attempt to ask the Maid to escort you and Illya to your next class!If we get enough paragon points we can make Voldemort regret his life choices and off himself.
>>27799086>RENEGADE INTERRUPT! Ask the maid if they are in possession of any butler uniforms, so that you might use Illya's servant fetish towards your own, more productive ends!THIS CANNOT POSSIBLY GO WRONG
>>27799086>>PARAGON INTERRUPT! Attempt to ask the Maid to escort you and Illya to your next class!
>>27799086>>RENEGADE INTERRUPT! Ask the maid if they are in possession of any butler uniforms, so that you might use Illya's servant fetish towards your own, more productive ends!What else?
>>27799086>>RENEGADE INTERRUPT! Ask the maid if they are in possession of any butler uniforms, so that you might use Illya's servant fetish towards your own, more productive ends!
>>27799145but with enough renegade points we can make his uncool life seem so pointless he goes and offs himself from shame.
>>27799086>PARAGON INTERRUPT! Attempt to ask the Maid to escort you and Illya to your next class!WE SHEPHARD NOW
>>27799132Here, the flow has turned to>RENEGADE INTERRUPT! Ask the maid if they are in possession of any butler uniforms, so that you might use Illya's servant fetish towards your own, more productive ends!So I'm obliged to change my vote in turn.
>>27799086>RENEGADE INTERRUPT! Ask the maid if they are in possession of any butler uniforms, so that you might use Illya's servant fetish towards your own, more productive ends!only filthy xeno lovers pick paragon
>>27799086>RENEGADE INTERRUPTPunch the news reporter!
>>27799086>PARAGON INTERRUPT! Attempt to ask the Maid to escort you and Illya to your next class!>RENEGADE INTERRUPT! Ask the maid if they are in possession of any butler uniforms, so that you might use Illya's servant fetish towards your own, more productive ends!
Oh god Harry's going to get raped so hard.
>>27799086>PARAGON INTERRUPT!we've had an eventful 24 hours, lets get to class at least.
>>27799233>we encounter Rita Skeeter>"The epeople want to hear your story Mr. po-">RENEGADE INTERRUPT
>>27799086>>PARAGON INTERRUPT! Attempt to ask the Maid to escort you and Illya to your next class!Renegade is out of character
Calling it for Renegade.We Edgy Now.
>>27799086>RENEGADE INTERRUPT! Ask the maid if they are in possession of any butler uniforms, so that you might use Illya's servant fetish towards your own, more productive ends!This may be the most hotly contested vote on /tg/
>>27799300I love you nerve inquisitor.
>>27799086black butler please leave
>>27799310I am now imagining gendo with inquisitorial authority.this is rather terrifying
>>27799306Not enough trolling for that. Possibly enough samefagging though.
>>27799300after counting paragon won by a fewur decision though
>>27799300Renegade has 11 votes, Paragon has 13 before you cut it off.
>>27799300I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions
>>27799350When I posted, a bunch of votes got added before my post! It's not my fault.
>>27799300As Renegade Interrupts go, this one isn't half bad, but...>>27799385This is why you should just post "Vote's closed; counting now." instead of calling it in your post.
>>27799385if it is really a big deal you could do a revote with only reply to post and a 1 or 2 to stop samefaggin
>>27799350Damn it, now all those hours in MS paint I put in are for naught.
>>27799445I sincerely doubt it's that big a deal, though. It'll be easier just to keep going instead of spending a bunch of extra time.
Why dont we justdo both? Paragon, then renegade when Ilya isnt looking.So we can surprise her.
>>27799435I concur, posting a "Voting Closed" noticed helps much. It really helped calm peoples tits in Cosgrove's quests...well as calmed as those tits can get.
>>27799452post it anyways!
>>27799445I for one am fine either way. I would have voted Paragon if I'd gotten here in time, but as >>27799239 implies, it's not like they're incompatible.
>>27799456then we should just roll with what illya is saying, either way shenanigans shall ensue
>>27799385That's not fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!
>>27799435>This is why you should just post "Vote's closed; counting now." instead of calling it in your post.Seconding this.
>>27799517HPNQ: Quantum voting
[REGENADE INTERRUPT!][RENEGADE POINTS: +1!][THIS METER IS COMPLETELY MEANINGLESS!]"Miss Maid!" you all but shout, thinking quickly. There has to be a solution to stop this madness, to prevent it from becoming a tired and worn out joke where you have to keep Illya away from all of the maids if you want to get anything done. In that instance, an idea strikes you, to direct that force towards you. "Tell me, do you possess any uniforms appropriate for a butler?""Please forgive me, young sir," the maid replies. "But my orders do not concern y-""Yessssssssss!" Illya squees. "No, no, it's -perfect-! Listen to Harry just as you would listen to me! This-this-THIS is -exactly- what you can do for me! Find me a butler outfit for my precious boy toy!""Young Mistress," the maid says, "I am afraid that we are not in possession of any outfits suitable for a male servant at this time, nor do I believe that it is appropria-""OHOHOHOHO~!" Illya starts to laugh in a refined manner that is reminiscent of noblewomen from ages long past. "Am I not your -young mistress-? Are you not a part of my grandfather's thousand harem of -perfect and elegant maids-? Surely you are not implying that you are -unable- to perform the duties assigned to you by my grandfather?""No, Young Mistress." The maid, consigned to her duty, hangs her head in shame. "However, before we can requisition materials for his uniform, I will need to take his measurements."Illya's on a roll, an excited fire lighting up her eyes that leaves you concerned for the preservation of your own innocence. But there's another opportunity to get a word in here.>Follow Illya's flow, let her continue her excited rantings. She's just too cute when she gets like this!>PARAGON INTERRUPT! Point out that the materials will take time to arrive, and to make. Waiting until after classes to have your measurements taken is should be fine.>RENEGADE INTERRUPT! Demand Illya be given a maid outfit!
>>27799749>[RENEGADE POINTS: +1!]YESS FOR THE GLORY OF->[THIS METER IS COMPLETELY MEANINGLESS!]GOD DAMMIT>PARAGON INTERRUPT! Point out that the materials will take time to arrive, and to make. Waiting until after classes to have your measurements taken is should be fine.
>>27799749>PARAGON INTERRUPT! Point out that the materials will take time to arrive, and to make. Waiting until after classes to have your measurements taken is should be fine.>RENEGADE INTERRUPT! Demand Illya be given a maid outfit!
>>27799749>PARAGON INTERRUPT! Point out that the materials will take time to arrive, and to make. Waiting until after classes to have your measurements taken is should be fine.Ok, we've got her distracted, now back on track before she digs her heels in again.
>>27799749>PARAGON INTERRUPT! Point out that the materials will take time to arrive, and to make. Waiting until after classes to have your measurements taken is should be fine.I don't want to miss dueling!
>>27799749>>RENEGADE INTERRUPT! Demand Illya be given a maid outfit!This isn't fair unless she has to play along too.
>>27799749>PARAGON INTERRUPT! Point out that the materials will take time to arrive, and to make. Waiting until after classes to have your measurements taken is should be fine.
>>27799749>RENEGADE INTERRUPT! Demand Illya be given a maid outfit!for justice
>>27799749>>PARAGON INTERRUPT! Point out that the materials will take time to arrive, and to make. Waiting until after classes to have your measurements taken is should be fine.>>RENEGADE INTERRUPT! Demand Illya be given a maid outfit!
>>27799749>>RENEGADE INTERRUPT! Demand Illya be given a maid outfit!Her will shall be done.
>>27799841>>27799862I agree. How do we phrase it so that this happens.
>>27799749>PARAGON INTERRUPT! Point out that the materials will take time to arrive, and to make. Waiting until after classes to have your measurements taken is should be fine.time to balance the meter.
>>27799896Come now, I can't do this alone my Illya, will you not join me after class to get measured up? As I don't believe we have time right now.
>>27799749>RENEGADE INTERRUPT! Demand Illya be given a maid outfit!They say revenge is a dish best served cold. It is very cold in the highlands.
>>27799749>>RENEGADE INTERRUPT! Demand Illya be given a maid outfit!Yes, yes, this will work nicely.
>>27799749>>PARAGON INTERRUPT! Point out that the materials will take time to arrive, and to make. Waiting until after classes to have your measurements taken is should be fine.We have no time for Maid-Illya! Class is starting soon!
Vote's closed, now counting
>>27799749>>PARAGON INTERRUPT! Point out that the >materials will take time to arrive, and to make. Waiting until after classes to have your measurements taken is should be fine.
dam, paragon won, still supporting both though.some faggots got a temp ban slapped on me for defending quest threads and not having perfect grammar. so i couldnt vote
>>27800043Are we doing a paragrade?
>>27800283We shall see
>>27800283Even if we don't right now, we can always bug the maids about it at a later time.
[PARAGON INTERRUPT!][PARAGON POINTS: +1!][I'M NOT EVEN TRACKING THIS!]The thought crosses you mind that Illya would look damned good in one of those maid outfits, especially the bit with all of the cleavage and no you're not going to think about that. Nope. That's an inappropriate and wrong thing to think about you best friend cum girl friend. Irregardless of what assets Illya may one day inherit from her mother, the maid outfit in and of itself is quite aesthetically pleasing. There are just two things preventing you from calling for Illya to be given a maid outfit as well.First and foremost, the dress requires a certain level of roundness - mostly, you will admit, in the chest region - to pull off. Roundness that Illya does not yet possess, and will not yet possess for another couple of years.Secondly, you have this gut feeling that askign for one will just lead to further dramatic arguments - probably involving how "it would be inappropriate for the Young Mistress to wear servant's clothing" or some such bollocks.Instead, you keep your eyes on the prize."Illya," you start, slowly, hesistantly, but without stutter. "The materials for this uniform will probably take a while to make, and then there is the matter of tailoring the thing to a perfect fit. Both of these will take a good deal of time - more than one school day, for certain. Taking my measurements, say, after class will probably not hinder their progress too much.""We do have class..." she trails off, before puffing herself out. "Very well! Escort us to the Charms classroom, then book a room for Harry's measurements to be taken. We will take our lunch there, sandwiches and tea will do, and we will expect the job to be done with enough time left for you to escort us to defense class."The maid smiles, very faintly. It's barely there."Of course, Young Mistress," she says, curtseying. "Right this way.">Field too long
>>27800636The maid leads the two of you through a series of shortcuts that you are fairly certain were meant as service passages. Illya has her chest puffed out, and is marching imperiously behind the maid that the two of you captured. The other maids flash her that same small smile - you have a feeling that her grandfather's staff may well be fond of her. Or, well, as fond of her as an artificial, soulless life form can be, at any rate.You arrive in Charms class about three minutes after it began. Fortunately, the teacher hasn't done much beyond begin the roll call and charm a few paper cranes to go search for wayward students and bring them to the classroom. You and Illya take a seat...>In the back, where you can doze off and not pay attention.>In the front, where you can be right there for all of the lectures.>In the middle, so you won't stand out.>Let Illya drag you to the Protagonist Chair, which mysteriously remains empty.>[WRITE IN]
>>27800661>>Let Illya drag you to the Protagonist Chair, which mysteriously remains empty.It must be so.
>>27800661>In the back, where you can doze off and not pay attention.which will help if we've accidentally our wand magic by actually knowing how magic works
>>27800661>In the middle, so you won't stand out.put up the hood and hide like ezio
>>27800661>Let Illya drag you to the Protagonist Chair, which mysteriously remains empty.
>>27800661>>In the front, where you can be right there for all of the lectures.Time to make a good start to our school career.
>>27800661>>Let Illya drag you to the Protagonist Chair, which mysteriously remains empty.for interestingnesswhy do you always run at the same time as shadowquest?
>>27800661>Let Illya drag you to the Protagonist Chair, which mysteriously remains empty.I have no idea what this means.Which means its a Mystery Box.I have to pick the Mystery Box.
>>27800661>Let Illya drag you to the Protagonist Chair, which mysteriously remains empty.Wait, but the only windows in the room are by the teacher, where the hell is the protagonist seat in this classroom!?
>>27800661>>Let Illya drag you to the Protagonist Chair, which mysteriously remains empty.
>>27800750Protagonist chair is generally second from the back, on the far left.
>>27800750It's the seat one in front of the back row and by the window. The protagonist will almost always sit in this chair.
>>27800750Protagonist chair is the second seat from the back, in the row by the window. Its where the MC's in most school set anime's end up sitting.>>27800661>>Let Illya drag you to the Protagonist Chair, which mysteriously remains empty.
>>27800781>>27800788>>27800791I...But...HOW HAVE I NEVER NOTICED THIS BEFORE?
>>27800809I guess it depends what side the windows are on.
>>27800809Facing forwards (towards the teacher/front of class) it is left.
>>27800824Because you're a background character. You only exist to fill up space and give the illusion of a human being.
>>27800835gonna go with this, >>27800831 depends on if your in the teacher view or the student.i was thinkin teacher
>You now realize that Acht's legion of maids is a perfect cover if Irisviel ever feels like sneaking into Hogwarts to spy on Harry and IllyaWe will never be safe. Any one of them could be the real deal.
>>27800788Shit, only counter example I can think of is Nichijou, though I think school rumble was also different.
>>27800661>In the middle, so you won't stand out.All that stealth training is paying off.
>>27800919Nichijou didnt really have a protagonist as such.
>>27800919The windows are on the left in Nichijou, but none of the 'main' characters are in the seat.
>>27800948Why is Neville wearing glasses?
>>27801007Fucking Everything and Running wouldn't save us, not when she's borrowed one of kerry's scopes for her camera
>>27801020>>27801007>>27800992>>27800948>>27800911Shadowruns can no longer intensify. Hope is dead. All is lost
BOSSMAN WILL BE BACK IN 10 MINS.ONE DAY BAN, HE SUFFERED.
>>27801319What'd he get banned for?
The classroom is much different than any other classroom that you've been in side before. You suppose that, intellectually, you should have known this, given that you're inside of a bloody castle instead of a building built years after the war. But it's a bit of a shock to see that -everything- remains untouched by the effects of the Modern Era. The lack of electric lighting is to be expected, but the use of thick bleachered benches instead of more easily repaired desks has you...Right.They can repair things with their magic.Illya looks at the classroom in confusion, as though there was something she was expecting but failed to find. Her head darts in either direction - perhaps she was looking for one of her roomates to sit next to?"Where is it?" she mutters to herself."Where's what," you say, trying not to be heard."There isn't a protagonist chair... this set up is all wrong," she responds. "There are only two rows of chairs... so the second row from the back is the front? And no windows for you to stare out of dreamily while your internal monologue gets its exposition on.""Illya..." you start. "What the devil are you on about?""Mr. Potter, Miss von Einzbern," the professor, a short, stubby man with truly impressive mustachios, calls your names in a squeaky and small voice. "Would you please take a seat? Class is about to begin.""Wha?" Illya jumps. "Oh, uh, sorry professor."She drags you off to one of the second row seats, putting you at the spot closest to the window. She mutters something about stupid classrooms being poorly designed, before fishing out a notebook and starting her notes.You...>Pay rapt attention to the diverse and interesting subject.>Find the entire lecture boring, and conk out.>Fiddle around with your wand like some of the other kids are doing?>[WRITE IN]
>>27801319>he got b&wel there goes the quest for the nightsee yall tomorrow.
>>27801516>pay attention in class and proceed to suck slightly less.
>>27801516>Pay rapt attention to the diverse and interesting subject.
>>27801524Bans end on midnight, you know. Getting banned for one day five minutes before lasts for five minutes.>Find the entire lecture boring, and conk out.
>>27801516Rapt attention, rapt
>>27801516>Stare at Professor and nod every few seconds while pondering the mysteries of the universe.
>>27801516>Pay rape attention to the diverse and interesting subject.
>>27801516Pay raped attention
>>27800911>One of the faculty has taken to sexing up one of the maids>Kiritsugu is keeping a watchful eye over Illya, eventually takes note>Irisviel sneaks in disguised as a maid to tease Harry>Teacher comes to fuck her>she has to take it to maintain her cover>Kiritsugu watches some stranger fuck his wife, unknowing>NTRYou can find it anywhere.
>>27801641>implying kiritsugu wouldn't murder the ever flying fuck out of that teacher>implying he wouldn't be contracted to act as a substitute in the first place.
>>27801641But anon, that makes no sense.All the maids are identical.So she could just blankface and say "I'm not the maid you're looking for".
>>27801641>Implying the teacher wouldn't be shot in the forehead from a mile away.
>>27801695oh god i just starting thinkingso you know how sirius black is pretty much gonna get murdered hard because of the fact that people thought he got alot of people killed?i'm just imagining him and kiritsugu and him chilling, both of them plotting to make sure we don't do anything stupid.
>>27801676>>27801695But how would he know that it was Irisviel and not some random maid?
>>27801727And then we outstupid them. We outsmart every plan and contingency they could possibly have by doing something more inane and idiotic than anybody could possibly plan for.
>>27801641Only with diseased minds like yours
>>27801759Such as animating the dirt the woomping willow is rooted in and letting it give chase, or orchestrate a 200 maid strong synchronized skinny dip routine in the Thames as a distraction as we storm the Ministry, or we could get 600 lbs of noodles and...
>>27801843Hey hey hey.I think Professor Chaos admitted that girls NTRing other girls by stealing their husbands/boyfriends was his fetish in ABC.
>>27797332I *might* be confusing this quest with the one on Space Battles that inspired you to run this, but didn't we have hidden firearms from Kiri?
>>27801641>illya tries to rape a maid>its her mom>irisviel starts disiplining her for the next 3 weeks to break that crap out of her.
>>27801870All of the above. We have to animate the willow and have it attack clock tower with noodles while the giant squid organizes the skinny dipping event, and attack the Ministry before anybody can figure out what's going on in order to steal Time Turners so we can go back and round up the Death Eaters to attack muggle London in an act of international terrorism, giving us the cover we need to actually make off with our haul of priceless artifacts. We can add details from there.
>>27801962>Implying Iri's "Discipline" isn't fit for BDSM Porn.
>>27801516>>Fiddle around with your wand like some of the other kids are doing?Take off your glasses and idly show off your badass and mysterious MEoDP to get relationship points.
>>27802022I assume that was the implication.
>>27801966Additionally, if we sneak into somewhere, we should do so dressed as Monty python's the Spanish Inquisition, it's so blatant it has to work
>>27801879That's more like netori and definitely not what you were getting at with your Iri NTR.
>>27801516Project an AR-15 rifle and begin converting it into a mystic code so you can follow your fathers footsteps.
>>27802116I think the initial plan has a unique bonus in that all the resources that will be gained from the attempt will actually go back into actually funding and creating the opportunity. Fucking time travel, man.
>>27801516Ask Illyasviel to whip you.
>>27802145wait isn't time travel a True Magic in the Nasuverse?
>>27802185ThisWhile she makes you wear a maid uniform.
>>27802240Yes, but Potterverse magic can do it like it's no big thing. Time Turners man. Although it is heavily regulated to make damn sure nobody creates a time paradox.
>>27802262With the way Nasuverse works, that's not really a concern, is it?
>>27801962>Ilya tries to rape a maid>its her mom>she rapes her right back
>>27801516>>Pay rapt attention to the diverse and interesting subject.
>>27802262>>27802240Honestly, I dunno why the Mages' Association hasn't flipped their collective shit over the things that the potterverse wizards can do. I know its explained as "ignorance is power," but still, it's a slap in the face and I can see a lot of magi trying to ruin their system out of spite and jealousy.
>>27802283To the best of my knowledge, no actual time travel ever happens within any canon Nasuverse story. The thing with EMIYA was just parallel world shenanigans, not time travel.
>>27802325Because most magi don't know about them, and vice versa. Its a well-kept secret that only a few people at the highest levels of either side are aware of, and from what we've seen the people who DO know that another type of magic exist tend to cross-train.
>>27802335No, that's my point. You can't time paradox, because you'll just slip off into a parallel world.
>>27802397No, you won't. You SHOULD, but you won't, hence why it's a True Magic.
>>27802397Then it isn't time travel, its the kaleidoscope.If you're ACTUALLY using time travel and not just misinterpreting a kaleidoscope effect as time travel, then a time paradox would be possible (assuming Gaia/Alaya doesn't see it coming and make you dead, of course). And in HP canon the time turner's are actually legit time travel, because they created observable effects within their own timeline with them.
>>27802518>And in HP canon the time turner's are actually legit time travel, because they created observable effects within their own timeline with them.They were, but everything that seemed to happen in relation to one was a predetermined time loop. Paradox would be difficult without deliberate outside interference.
>>27802518>>27802397The Fifth Magic can't Time Paradox, or at least doesn't instantly destroy everything, or else when Aoko revived Soujuurou by removing the part of the timeline where he died a la King Crimson in Mahoyo would have had bigger consequences.Though Touko did say it WOULD have consequences, they just weren't immediate.
>>27802518Are time turners actually time travel though? They don't seem capable of changing history.How do you know its not divination - looking ahead to when you turn it and making an exact copy of you two hours beforehabd?
>>27802335Presumably Aoko can do some time shenanigans, merely we haven't seen it in action yet.I'd point out she can use it in absurd ways as well. When she fights her sister, she takes ten years off Soujuurou then adds it to her own lifetime thus giving her ten more years of life and all that comes with it including more firepower.
You decide to pay rapt attention in this class, hoping to glean some new, interesting information about the subject of Charms."Good day, class!" the cheery little dwarf begins. "I am Professor Flitwick, Hogwarts' Master Enchanter. Over the next five years, you will learn the techniques and incantations of every Charm a Wizard is expected to know. More importantly you will learn how to -apply- these charms and incantations to accomplish ay goal you set yourself out upon."You lean in. That sounds interesting."Too many people in this modern day and age believe that magic is like a hammer," he continues, hopping onto an empty bench that runs down the center of the class - clearly there to allow him to make eye contact with his students. "Popular opinion would have you believe that the more energy you put into a spell, the more powerful a wizard you shall be. Citing of course the feats of magic produced by the Dark Lord, and the legendary spell weaving of our Headmaster."He looks you dead in the eye before continuing."But power is just another tool," he says. "If one wields their magic like a hammer, then all they should expect from it is the results a hammer brings. What I expect, from each and every one of you, is that you learn what so few wizards in this modern era know how to do." He pauses for the sake of drama. "How to think."He steps down from the podium, and suddenly you realize that you were leaning almost into the head of the fellow sitting in front of you. Ernie, now that you're paying attention again. You settle back down into your chair, and you feel as if a weight was lifted from your shoulders. As if the air when the dwarf was speaking had somehow gotten heavier, only to relax when he moved back to his podium.>Field too long
>Oh shit lost my trip>>27802663"Ahem." He continues. "Now, today, we are going to go over one of the most basic charms - the mending charm. I do not expect you to get it down perfectly just yet, but those who make progress today will be awarded house points. The incantation is reparo, and the wand form is to touch you wand to the broken object."He flicks his wrists, and suddenly a broken plate sits on each student's desk."The first student to mend their plate will be awarded an additional 10 house points. You may begin!">Repair the object [Roll 3d6]>Converse with Illya.>Read through the spell's entry in your textbook.>[WRITE IN]
Rolled 1, 4, 4 = 9>>27802690>Repair the object [Roll 3d6]
Rolled 2, 1, 2 = 5>>27802690>Repair the object [Roll 3d6]Lets show these guys what we can do. MAGI STRONK.
Rolled 6, 5, 4 = 15>>27802690>Read through the spell's entry in your textbook.then try it
Rolled 1, 5, 4 = 10>>27802690>Repair the object [Roll 3d6]Then, to refine our form;>Read through the spell's entry in your textbook.
>>27802718>>27802713I think we're good.
>>27802718Magi indeed stronk.
Rolled 4, 1, 4 = 9>>27802690>Repair the object [Roll 3d6]Then kill it with MEoDP and challenge him to repair it.
>>27802858>being that guyfucking why?
>>27802718>this warrents spontaniously breaking into remove kebab in class right afterwards.
>>27802597And then later destroying the you that exists when you turn it?The distinction between that and "travel" isn't big enough to fit anything in.>>27802858Hilarious, but probably currently unwise.
>>27802963>Hilarious, but probably currently unwise.Currently, yes.But if Flitwick is as big on being a "thinking" wizard as he seems to be, he could help us both with our old plan to combine Magecraft and Wizardry for bitching Mystic Codes, and learning more about how our eyes work.
>>27802690>Read through the spell's entry in your textbook.>Repair the object [Roll 3d6]
Rolled 5, 2, 6 = 13>>27802858This sounds hilarious. Lets do it. Just QUICKLY knife it after repairing it in a way nobody sees or notices.
I thought that Magi couldn't practice HP-style magic because they were aware that what they were doing didn't make sense?
>>27802597That is a hilariously roundabout way of looking at it, and completely implausible, because the mechanics of creating a separate "you" (preemptively AND unconsciously I might add, because you don't know for sure when you're going to use the time turner until you actually do it) which is then destroyed and it's memories assimilated when you use the time turner later on is mind-boggling and probably a mishmash of several True Magics.
>>27803053Not necessarily. Plus, we're young enough to be able to doublethink it.
Rolled 5, 4, 3 = 12>>27803053Part of it is that Mages don't have the Demon element.And really, it'd just need some good meditation/focus to use HP style magic if you know it's impossible.Speaking of which, I wonder if we can make a trigger/aria for wandcraft spells? Like "Trace, On" for Tracing.>>27802858This. I want to see his reaction. BUT, we should challenge him after class to minimize exposure and not come off as a show-off or prankster.
>>27803053That and most mages don't have Demon as their element. Chaos said that's what the element of all HP mages are in this quest.Of course, that makes me start wondering about Illya, or Kiritsugu and Irisviel who were given wands as well...
>>27803053They very clearly can, as evidenced by Old Man Acht and the fact that he's currently teaching a class at Hogwarts.
>>27803180Also that Dumbledore apparently cross-trained.
>>27803132>Speaking of which, I wonder if we can make a trigger/aria for wandcraft spells? Like "Trace, On" for Tracing.Depends on how much of Wizard or Magus Chaos is going to use. "Trigger Casting" was done there, but I don't want us to copy that that too much although a Len is fine too.Link to what the hell I'm talking about: http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/wizard-or-magus-hp-nasu-story-only.218198/
>>27803249>>27803132A wand aria is the incantation, and while Trigger Casting is broken as hell, I'd rather not copy it. Instead, I'd like to see us try focusing on wandless/alternate casting foci like rings so that when we get Expelliarmuesed we can still maintain cover.
[BEST OF FIRST THREE: 5][WANDLORE RANK F: 9][FIRST ATTEMPT PENALTY: -5][MAGECRAFT PENALTY: -5][TARGET NUMBER: -1][FAILURE]There is a problem here, as you see it.The problem being the lack of fundamentals actually being taught in this course. You can't expect a child to manipulate the fabric of existence without even the slightest idea of what they were doing. You suppose it's one thing that the dwarf likes people to -think- with there magic, but it's quite another for him to expect the children in this room to be able to be able to draw up their prana the first time they tried it! Well, okay, you did, but Illya was a great teacher and your circuits are of top-notch quality!Unless this is a test. That would explain quite a bit, really - a test given by the teacher to see who's smart enough to consult with the book and figure out the real thing first. You mean, okay, their magic is based entirely on the sixth element, but even the sixth element needs to be shaped properly to do anything of worth.Everyone around you is just poking at their plates with their wands, though.For shits and giggles, you try it once, as you flip through the book of standard spells which will hopefully give you a real explanation of how to do this. You take your Maple and Dryad Heartstring wand out, and touch the broken plate with its tip."Reparo!" You declare halfheartedly. You even go so far as to puch a bit of prana into the wand.Absoluting nothing happens.Meanwhile, in the land of your common sense, you take a look at the page regarding the Mending Charm. It's a spell of "appropriate difficulty for apprentices and students of the arts" which is cast by "incanting the triggering word 'Reparo' whilst touching the object with the tip of your wand." Well that's eminently helpful, but where's the actual explanation of how the fuck you're supposed to do it?>Field too long.
>>27803422Is there anything we can take from Magecraft to boost out Wandcraft?
>>27803447You're halfway through the tables of how exhausted one will get based upon the mass of the object that they're repairing that you realize no proper explanation is given. There are a few tricks, most of which involve concentration, focus, and autohypnosis, but no actual explanation of what to do with your prana once you've called it up.>Professor, I call bullshit! How the heck are we -actually- supposed to cast the spell?>Professor, both your and the textbook's explanations seem lacking in the details department.>Okay seriously, what the crap. How are we supposed to do this if the bloody textbook doesn't explain it?>[WRITE IN]
>>27803480>Professor, both your and the textbook's explanations seem lacking in the details department.
I'm gonna call it a night, guys. Next thread will be this Tuesday.
>>27803480>>Professor, both your and the textbook's explanations seem lacking in the details department.With a small edge then:>>How are we supposed to do this if the bloody textbook doesn't explain it?
>>27803516;_:see you later professor chaos.
>>27803480>>[WRITE IN]Stop overthinking. This is the first thing they expect us to learn. It obviously isn't actually hard, the problem HAS to be on our end.
>>27803480>Professor, both your and the textbook's explanations seem lacking in the details department.Uh oh, UH OH, we've run into the cognitive dissonance between SCIENCE! magic and MAGIC! magic.
>>27803516Awww, okay. Night mang.
>>27803516Many thanks for the thread, Professor, see you next week (hopefully)!
>>27803566Illya's pic related?
>>27803480>Professor, both your and the textbook's explanations seem lacking in the details department.This, while also asking for a demonstration, so we can see how he shapes the prana
>>27803576>>27803625DON'T THINK JUST DO IT
>>27803566Oh. "Just do it" in Japanese.
Holy shit I thought it's just a regular HP quest and then I decided to read it, this is crazyFinal battle better be a fistfight or I swear to god...
>>27801962>irisviel starts disciplining her to break her of that crap>not scolding her about her amateurish technique and teaching her how to do better next timeDo you even Irisviel?
>>27803755Fistfight with Kirei in the climax of HF is cool and all, but not only was Shiki's speech about knowing what it means to kill something in Arc's route better, it fits better with our character.
>>27803881Yeah, well, I only did Ciel's route in TsukihimeRemake can not come fast enough
>>27803941"What you and I see are totally different.All you're seeing is life. You don't understand death at all. That's why you can't kill me, and you're only able to kill a weakened woman.If you could see death, you couldn't maintain your sanity. All you can perceive is the part which keeps things alive.If you could see death——you couldn't even manage to stand.... Being able to see the 'death' of things mean you're forced to see the world's fragility and uncertainty.The ground is like it's not there, and the sky seems about to fall at any moment.... You don't know of the illusion that the whole world could perish in an instant.That is what it means to see death. These eyes, this power isn't something you can boast about like you did.That's your mistake, vampire. Life and death may be back to back, but they shall never face each other.I'll show you.This is what it means to kill something.*Cue Shiki killing a hallway.
>>27803941>only doing one routeAt least it was Best Girl's route. But you're still a fucking heathen.Glasses or no?
I've been catching up on my Harry Potter Nasuverse, and I have a question.If there are characters from other series, such as Mami, could it also stand to reason that there could be even more crossovers down the line?Like for example... Illya said that the Philosopher's Stone is -possibly- a crystallized fragment of the Akashic Records.The only thing that comes to mind when I hear that, is a certain Elemental Lord of Wind which is POWERED by the Akashic Records, and its navigationally challenged pilot.Cybuster crossover when?
>>27804001Mami is a cameo, not a crossover. Well, as far as we know anyway.
>>27803977Not him, but Senpai isn't Senpai without her glasses.
>>27803977I had to use a laptop for some time so I read it for a bit and then had to drop itI didn't pick it back up because I'm still hoping for that remake, playing F/SN beforehand ruined meAlso I got her route by accident, following a rule of grabbing as many points as possibleNo glasses, I have a huge thing for girls with glasses but I didn't want to be a creepy fetishist>>27803968meh
>>27804001Mami isn't Mami anymore than Edward is Eddard, Ginny is Kyouko, and Tonks is any of the girls used to represent her (usually Nono from Diebuster or Yuno Gasai).Ron may well be Shirou, as Arthur said he was "a Sword".Neville is probably Shiki Nanaya (or a close equivalent).
>>27804074>Neville is probably Shiki Nanaya (or a close equivalent).Yeah, his situation strikes me as weird.His family still technically hunted demons, but they seemed to work for the church, or some other Christian organization, rather than the Demon Hunter Organization like the Nanayas.Maybe he's a combination of Shiki and Ciel or something.
>>27804142>Maybe he's a combination of Shiki and Ciel or something.NO! NO! PLEASE GOD NO!Ciel showing up with the Beauxbatons contingent in Year 4 is something I am SO looking forward to!
>>27804152"REJOICE! Harry James Potter, for I have maintained the defense association in your absence."But Kotomine is already real - He and Kerry are buds in this world (I think Professor Chaos said something about him becoming the Pope?). Unless Kirei is really Frank Longbottom...Of course, from Last Thread we can be fairly sure that Ciel is real too, so...
>>27804198>He and Kerry are buds in this worldYeah, and some of us are hoping later we can team up with Neville to go all Boondock Saints on the Death Eaters, with him as Il Duce. Lucius is Papa Joe Yakaveta.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqq9MpbQ9uU
>>27804253Given that Il Duce is older than the others, I now have this vision of Harry and Neville as Connor and Murphy, with Kirei as their Il Duce.
>>27804384Pretty sure that's what he meant.
>>27804423For some reason I thought he meant Neville as Il Duce
>>27804384That's what I meant.And does this mean Draco would be Rocco?
>>27804157Given how Roa is now Voldy, she's probably been churchied by now. Though is we're going for alt schools, I could see her as part of the contingent form something like Vatican Academy. With Kirei leading the group
>>27804582Now there's an assumption if I ever did see one.
>>27804582>putting Kirei in charge of childrenBecause that works out SO well.
Is Neco-Ark one of those hobgoblin familiars here?
>>27804601Voldemort isn't Roa?Or is that supposed to be a snide way of pointing out he got the order wrong?Or is it directed at something totally different?
>>27804618>Carnival Phantasm Neco-Arc is Gobby.>Implying that wouldn't be the most hilarious thing ever conceived.
>>27804632Yes.I'm not saying more, or else Ill make the same mistake I made with Tonks Quest.
>>27804640Or better yet, BubblesBut I take that as a "no". Shame
>>27804736When do we get to Harry being 16?
>>27804736Fair enough.Baseless speculation: after getting hit by our reflected Avada Kedavra, Voldemort is now an ex-Roa like Ciel is. Roa has moved on to a new host and will be an entirely separate antagonist.
>>27804750I'm guessing the 51st century.
>>27804750>In the year 530923>Mankind has long since uploaded their consciousness to the internet.>The twin dragons of scarcity and death have been slain by science.>The Universe has become an infinite canvas for all intelligences, human or otherwise.>And HPNQ finally reaches sixth year.
>>27804876Tsukihime remake is still not releasedHA translation is at 95%
>>27804900HA is actually at 97,5% now.
>>27804913It goes backwards
>>27804876No timeskip for femdom sexy times then?
>>27804927Nah, H/A will be done by then.And CCC will be stuck at 18.999% forever.
>>27804876Conclusions to "Magical" Girl Quest, Cyberpunk Magical Girl Quest, and Tonks Quest when?Also, what's that one quest with a vampire you ran for, what, two threads? I only remember it because Yukari showed up to troll in that and either Cyberpunk or "M"GQ.
>>27804953Oh god I forgot all about CCC
>>27804998>The only scene to be translated will be AUO Castoff.
>>27805042>implying any other scene ever need be translated
Intimidate the plate unto repairing itself.
>>27797261>HPQuestFuck yesAlso unrelated note, can I ask when Game of Shirou's Throne Quest and/or Tonks Quest updating?
>>27804157Shiki Longbottom is going to have a field day in year 4.He and Shirou Weasley will create the ultimate swag duo and get all the foreign chicks.
So if Neville's Shiki and Ron's Shirou, who's Draco?
>>27807824Watch him turn into Gil
>>27807840We already have Gil.Draco's obviously Ciel
>>27807824Less-shitty-than-canon Draco.Not everyone got mashed into another character when the worlds collided.