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So, another for the jar. I stayed up too late- and for that I'm sorry. I wanted to end, wrapping up in to the next plot hook. Regrettably, a lot of people that went to bed (rightfully) felt that their voices were lost.

So- new policy.

SAFE MODE: After a point when the majority of people following this fall asleep, I'm going to put on safe mode. I don't like overriding people's votes, especially if it comes to something that might spoil matters, but apparently this is what I should do. So, past a certain hour if we haven't reached what I think of as a good stopping point, I'll announce SAFE MODE, and shoot down any recommendations that might endanger the protagonist. Just let me know when you guys want to go to bed (Preferably in 4chan time), and I'll plan around this.

Next- what to do about last thread.

I don't want to go back on what happened, because I feel that'd make things too wishy washy. Which really isn't fair, but redos and retcons don't sit well with me. So, instead, let's have some choices.

1st - Revert Lilith to her dumber personality of Riritu. Come to dragged halfway out of the house by a confused girl. Have that can of worms sealed, which you can later open going through all the junk of foreshadowing and point spending.

2nd - Have some dream combat with Lilith as she tries to invade your mind. Have to fight well against Lilith, but have a chance of succeeding against her to more properly interrogate her.

3rd - Come to in the lab and be unhappy, but then have either lab escaping or character switching shenanigans. Up to you.

4th - Come up with something on your own. Always, always, ALWAYS an option. Please remember it.

At any rate, after that, I'm going to hustle things along.

>>27783710
1st. Riritu is significantly less dangerous.

>>27783710
You can stay up as late as you want.

It's just that when you say something like

>Speaking of which, sensing a great deal of players going to sleep, so I'll try to wrap this up soon.

People think that means you're ending with the next post and not going to keep running for another hour, including some fairly major decisions.

I know I took a break after seeing you post that, because I thought we were out of the woods.

Also I kind of feel like 1, because that reveal seems best done dramatically with other people to see it.

>>27783710
>4
\Well, we can actually use being stuck in the lab. It puts us in a perfect position to bring Deadoko back into the plot if people want to do that, it gives us a great excuse for a power up, we can get Leo to divulge our location to anon and Konoko via evil gloating for a rescue and if that doesn't work we can have him "accidentally" let us escape.

>>27783710
3rd.

I want to follow the plan.

>>27783781
True, we can do stuff like that.

It might also allow us to learn more about the plot/what we should be doing, as well as further assuage Konoko's fears that we're a threat to her, considering we just damsel'd ourselves.

>>27783710
Dream fight.
Since the dreamscape is made up of equal parts of our mind we have footing in power over the dreamscape, then it's just a matter of willpower, and seeing how hard we fought to get here, and that Riritu got brainmelded and we didn't puts us ahead in that regard.

>>27783710
>1
I rather we take more time to build up a supply of points so that we can maintain a sentient level. Speeding up plot will be a huge hindrance on our way to 4.0 points

>>27783710
>2 - dream fight

>>27783787
speaking of the plan, someone want to summerise it for new thread?

>>27783835
There was a plan?

I'm pretty sure what happened was the opposite of a plan.

Also it better not involve being Lucifer.

>>27783853
Or Samael. Or anyone, for that matter.

>>27783835
The only plan I'm aware of is "Get Anon to suck less, get Konoko to stop being such a bitch, and drag everyone kicking and screaming to a Good End."

>>27783871
We're already an emissary of Ahura Mazda, which is pretty fucking neat.

Love me some Zoroastrianism.

>>27783889
Since when?

>>27783897
Riritu said so last thread.

>>27783897
Since that is literally what Lillith called us last thread?

>>27783919
>>27783927
>Trusting a succubus.

>>27783963
She was in full "Gloating plot dump" mode.

>>27783710
3rd, stick with the plan. Seems like a much more interesting route to take, even if it'll potentially screw up the world alignment down the line.

Which I'm more or less fine with.

>>27783983
What fucking plan.

Explain it so I can see just how stupid it is.

>>27783710
#3, please.

>>27783993
You already mad? I should clarify, stick to the way the plot is naturally going already.

>>27783710
>1st option

While I voted against kissing Riritu (because FUCKING SUCCUBUS) I also believe in sticking with it. Demanding do-overs just seems childish and bothers me more than making the stupid decision in the first place.

Just a coin in the jar and let's soldier on. Also, what will those coins do, exactly?

>>27784009
Explain further.

You're talking about lowering the World Alignment more, which is the opposite of what we want.

Argh, another tie?

I'll give it ten more minutes, if nobody minds, but then I really do gotta get this thread moving.

And, uh, does nobody want to give me any kind of guideline on when they want me to declare safe mode? Cause I'm thinking 0300 4chan time. Is that alright at all?

>>27784034
Give us info from Twen's txt files, like peoples backstory.

>>27784041
>>27783781 Here.
Honestly, I'm really fine with 1 or 3 and can work with either.

>>27784035
As in...the natural...progression of the plot? The logical consequences of what just happened in the last thread? The lab has a lot of potential for opening up new threads and possibly getting Deadoko her spot in the cast, so as a reader I think that's the most interesting. It just happens to also have the most potential for making things dark.

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>>27783710
>>27783778 here, changing vote to 2nd.

Let's get down to business
to outwit demons
Were we skimped on friend points
when we asked for tons?
It's the saddest plot you'll ever get
but you can bet, before we're through:
Naya we'll
make a main
out of yoooou.

>>27784085
>Were we skimped on friend points
>when we asked for tons?
If anything Konoko's been unusually generous, giving us .2 points just for getting out of her way.

Guilt will do that to you.

>>27784081
Eh, if they pick up on the theme of Sports-Based-Evil, I don't see it getting TOO dark.

>>27784162
Yeah, I don't expect it to, depending. We might have smooth sailing for a bit regardless.

Then again, Riritu seems pretty happy with regular-based evil, so it's hard to say for sure.

>>27784127
I couldn't think of a good rhyme. My fault.

>>27784199
Well, that's what happens when you kiss a fucking Succubus.

God fucking damnit late night /tg/. Teach me to go to sleep.

>>27784162
That's assuming they don't go for grimdark sports. Like gladiators, with actual gladiating.

>>27783551
Threadly reminder that the updated Ebook can be found at http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDb

I'd go with the 2nd option. If we're stuck in the lab, I think the only ones who might rescue us would be Anon or Leopold (neither of which are entirely likely, IMO)

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>>27784034
To be honest, haven't thought about it. Alright, I'm stupid enough to spitball some ideas.

1 FUP gives you insight to a character's background.

2 FUP can be spent for an emergency dose of 0.1 Narrative points.

3 FUP Allows you to shift the world alignment up or down a level as you desire.

4 FUP can make any action an auto success.

5 FUP can be used to fix or damage narrative health by a single level.

10 FUP gives you a pony.

100 FUP makes me wonder why anyone would still be following this. I guess I would make it in to an awful visual novel.

I'll have to add this to the mechanics textbin.

ANYWAY:

Lilith/Riritu Swap: 111
DreamFightan: 111
Captured: 111
4, which apparently can apply for 1 or 3: 1

god damn it vote swapper. I am retarded, I don't know why counting is so hard.

Boil it down between Lilith swap and Capture. Last call for votes, respond to this post with either Lilith or Capture, and then we can go on.

>>27784041
one of the kissing idiots from that night, I feel bad for pissing off other people, but I rather stick to what's happen. We screw up, we screw up.

Vote 3.

FOUR - NONE OF THE ABOVE

Wake up in lab cell, Lilith about to brag to us. Instead, give her a hannibal lecture about the nature of the universe.

"Tell me, Lilith, how old do you think I am? Older than Konoko? Older than this town? Older than the skies, the stars the sun? Older than...you? What if I told you that the answer was yes? This would imply that I am either exceedingly old, or the world is exceedingly young. Have you ever heard of the Last Thursday theory?"

When she scoffs, tell her to go to a certain diner. Her curiosity now piqued, she can't resist unwittingly meeting Deadoko...

>>27784270
Konoko might if only to move the plot along.

But yeah, no reason to pass up a good Astral Battle.

There hasn't been nearly enough fighting.

>>27784284
...Are you retarded?

What part of Narrative Health do you not understand?

>>27783710

Got for 3.
We got to roll with the bad decisions that other people made.

>>27784284
I wonder, would ripping away the fabric of a Character's understanding of reality like this push them toward being a Sentient?

>>27784276
Dream fight is compromise.

If we lose we can get captured, if we win we can revert Lillith back to Riritu.

Thus the choice is based upon our actions.

>>27784276
Lilith

It'd be better if we had some more time to gauge Konoko's emotional state at the moment, and I can't for the life of me figure out why we decided to mess with Riritu at all last thread.

>>27784284
So basically we're gonna attempt to offer Riritu up as a sacrifice to Deadoko?

I'll go with 3, then

>>27784276
Capture

>capture

Yay Waifu quest! Gotta vote capture. I was here last time and failed to stop it on account of tiredness, so I must suffer the consequences.

>>27784327
Because all the smart people went to bed.

>>27784325
Plus it'll probably be the most entertaining option.

>>27784284
that can only set our plans back and lower the WA and narrative health, its a fucking stupid idea

>>27784366
You say that like it means something.

>>27784327
Neither can I. But I was asleep by the time that shit came about

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>>27784325
>>27784327
>>27784341
Why, why so tie. Why are you the only three replies to that post.

Anybody mind if I throw another FUP in the jar to just roll 1d3? I'm just going to start writing based on the die roll here because I really do want to write.

>>27784085

TRANQUIL AS A SIDEKICK
BUT A BITCH WITHIN
WITH THE MIGHTY CRINGER
WE ARE SURE TO WIN

IT'S THE SADDEST PLOT I'VE EVER SEEN
THE PROTAGONIST'S A TWAT
SOMEHOW WE'LL
REIGN SUPREME
SILLY HAT

WAIFU QUEST
YOU MUST BE MOE AS THE GREAT MIKURU
WAIFU QUEST
WITH ALL THE KAWAII of PIKACHU
WAIFU QUEST
WITH ALL THE DESU OF SUISEISEKI
MYSTERIOUS AS THE SIZE OF MAMI'S BOOOOOOOBS

>>27784436
>tfw you were awake but couldn't stop it.

>>27784442
More people voted, they just didn't link to the post. Which was probably not the best idea for clarity.

>>27784442
Go nuts.
>>27784452
Nice theme song. 7/10 would watch the OP almost every time.

>>27784442
there was another vote for capture but that was unlinked, and there were 2 more for 3 linked to the first post

If you don't want to leave it to the dice have a very specific voting criteria, like reply with 1, 2, 3 etc and nothing else in their post

>>27784276
Sorry, new to questing. Voting for 3.

Can someone explain to me the original logic behind waking up Lilith? We have a role now; I thought it was just a plan for if we had to go FULL ANTAGONIST. What do we actually gain from it?

>>27784442
No, at this point it's not your fault that we can't agree.

I guess since the deadlock in the House ended it had to find a job here.

ANONS GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER AND VOTE PROPERLLY OR WE END UP IN EXACTLY THE SAME SITUATION THAT GOT US HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE

>>27784442

>>27784277 here.

Dammit I was supposed to reply to that one. FML for replying 20 seconds too late.

>>27784505
There was no logic, it was one of those times where a retarded idea gains a fast following and no one was allowed to stop it.

I only tuned back in like a minute or two before Twen locked in his action, and wasn't able to change the tide.

>>27784276
Lil/Rir Swapsies.

>>27784505
I think we foreshadowed it but chose not to do anything with it, and eventually it came to fruition on its own.

>>27784563
Aaand I come in just as voting ends. Fuck.

>>27784538
Figured. I didn't see a majority for kissing, either; not sure what happened there.

>>27784582
No it was just that people wanted to get some plot exposition out of her, and decided that the best course of accomplishing that was to make out with a succubus.

Make out.
With.
A.
Succubus.

>>27784582
But WHY did we foreshadow it? I've been following the quest; I'm just baffled. The best explanation I've gotten is "interrogate her for plot," which seems kinda pointless.

>>27784615
That was how they/we decided was the BEST idea for waking up a sleeping succubus. Which, while being pants on head retarded, succeeded, so give them that.

>>27784505
Wanted a stronger ally, progress our darker origin storyline.

>>27784538
>>27784592
>>27784615
Boo effing who, stuff happens that you didn't want and people voted the other way.

Happens all the time.

>>27784615
It didn't help that it started out as a troll option and Twen replying to it only encouraged it, seeing that, the retards just latched on without thought and sealed our fate

>>27784618
Groping around blindly for a solution to our reasonably urgent problem, I suspect. Seemed like Antagonist was a likely role, so at the time it seemed like a clever idea. And it bit us in the ass.

>>27784592
I think it was that /tg/ was dicking around when Twen wanted an action, so he just picked whatever seemed like it had the most support.

It seemed like only one or two people were for it, with a bunch more going "I didn't want it, but I was outvoted"

>>27784618
I think we were planning on making her a minion or something back when she rescued us from the basement, and her lack of intelligence annoyed us. Someone mentioned that she seemed smarter back when we first met her before we forcefully flanderized her, so we decided we'd make her smart again.

We just, y'know, never looked back and realized how dumb it was. Or that we don't really need her anymore since we have Hobo Batman as a pseudominion now.

>>27784654
The urgent problem was resolved by the time we decided to make out with her.

>>27784442
So what are we doing, voting more or is adorable little Twen writing?

>>27784618
The original plan was getting her to be less "retarded pretty girl" and more "flirty but competent". And it got out of hand because of too much foreshadowing or something. Was one of the desperate bids for an ally to take konoko down in the "burn it to the ground" mindset after the betrayal

>>27784677
That wasn't the question I was answering. I was asleep when this happened, too. I mean, I think it's funny because I'm an asshole, but I wasn't there either.

>>27784664
we still have a use for her as a powerful ally if we can make her loyal to us, but the way they went about waking her up was what fucked us all over

>>27784681
Not sure, as much as I hate recons, I hate the bitching even more.

>>27784681
I do believe he's writing.
>>27784705
How d'you plan on doing that?

>>27784724
Not him, but the shitload of occult books in that room and whatever ki-chi-magic pseudoscience would allow us to bullshit something or other.

>>27784452
I'll never get my sister back
Deal with the guy who screwed me
Naya you're a fool for showing your cunning here
These dogs can't beat our sports attacks
Hope he doesn't see right through me
Mmm, that miko's got a tasty looking rear~<3

>>27784686
It got out of hand because she was a SUCCUBUS, and we MADE OUT with her.

>>27784724
>How d'you plan on doing that?
No idea, we could hint at our possible origins of being satan/lucifer/her boss like some anons planned, which probably would backfire, we could bind her to us some way, there were occult books in Anon's room and she's a succubutt

>>27784442

Can we combine 2 and 3? As in, can we karate kick Lilith in the mind with our Ki after we wake up?

>>27784765
I don't believe we have the Majaikil energy to properly bind a succubutt.

>>27784724
>>27784705
We could always explain that we don't really give a shit about whether Anon's good or evil - just that he's not annoying and whiny - and that, if her goal is to cause suffering she's certainly been accomplishing it whenever she's been around us.

Because she's obnoxious, you see.

Also we're not a priest, you twat. We just dress like one.

>>27784765
>being satan/lucifer/her boss
...No.

Fuck that forever.

That is the dumbest idea in a long list of dumb ideas.

>>27784442

Twen, I request nothing other than that we bury the sheer stupidity of the "We are Satan" plot in whatever obscene ass crack it crawled out of. It's ill conceived angst ridden bullshit that puts Anon to shame, sets us up to be a protagonist (and subsequently get our asses kicked) and on the whole fucks with the already touch and go world alignment.

>>27784811
Ok, if you don't mind me asking, what do you find so stupid about that. This stuff happens all the time in religious themed media, with the "new age" stuff trying to make him the good guy or something.

>>27784854
You mean antagonist. I wouldn't go that far, but I would save it as a last resort.

>>27784854

That should read "antagonist" not "protagonist"

>>27784876
Because it doesn't fit ANYTHING makes us WAY too important, and is just plain retarded.

>Twen's Fuck Up Jar up to 6!

It's peaceful here. Still, serene. Just these leafless, pale trees (Birch trees?), swaying in the slight breeze. No leaves on these branches, just strange wooden instruments hanging off of rough and worn twine, some shaped like containers, others like little statues of hanged men, and one a black sphere, bound in a net. Not a noise, aside from your breathing.

You hate it. You sit around, tapping your foot. Nothing's happening. Boring. Serenity can go fuck itself.

Then you hear it. Distant, like an echoing cave. You look up, glancing around.

"...Noo...Friend..."
"...Possible...Too...Failure!"

Sounded like Lilith/Riritu were having an argument. The usual drama about a split personality you guess. Ah well, you can't help it. You were hoping to save that for later, but now's good too. No damseling, that's what's most importantly.

Hm. Thinks were warming up in here. Oh, oh, she can't be-

You wake up with a tongue jammed down your throat. Not your own, this time but one belonging to a rather blonde annoyance. Her eyes are open, staring at you full of worry and blue. No red, that's fine, but more importantly-
"Grar able mrrr!" Is what you manage to express before shoving Riritu off. You sit up, coughing- mm, cinnamon -wiping at your lips, god your tits and ribs hurt. Felt almost like you broke a rib.

"Were you trying to do CPR?" You turn, shouting at Riritu, who is kneeling in the grass, looking downcast and depressed.
"I-I-I'm so sorry, Miko-chan, I never meant to-"
"God, you know they got rid of the mouth to mouth, don't you?" You search around, find your hat with a smug looking kitten atop it, purring away. After moving kitten to the side, and placing it on your head, "So, you came back to normal then?"

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>>27784881
>>27784854
we don't HAVE to be the antagonists. We could just be cute satan.

"Y-yes," Riritu wipes away more of her tears, "I, I'm not a bad person Miko-chan, I just-"
"Save it," You glance up. You're in a well mowed yard in front of a massive skyscraper. Tenkiki Industries, "You were bringing me here?"
"Yes!" Riritu stands up, fist clenched, then frowns, "Though...I'm not sure why."
"Skyscraper. Means this is where the lab is," You glance around. No guards. Weird- but plenty of video cameras. Thankfully, none trained in your direction- actually, there's a good ten foot wall around the compound, aside from the wrought iron gate at the entrance, "Er, Riritu, did you fly me in here or something?"
"Yep!" Riritu perks up at that, and you see some stupid little bat wings come out of either side of her head, "Riritu may not like, Lilith, but at least she got me these cute little wings!"

You glare at her.

"I don't think it works like that."
"What? Miko-chan, you're so-"
"Try and fly. Go ahead," You cross your arms, "I'm waiting."

Riritu pouts, then screws up her face and focuses. Her little bat wings do an admirable job flipping out on her head, but... She maybe gets an inch off of the ground before collapsing down, gasping for air.

"Uwwwwaaaaaaaaa...It's not fair..."
"Don't worry," You take stock of the situation. Outside of being sore (And somewhat slobbered on) things are alright. And now you know where the lab is.

Now- you gotta decide. Things are in color, as much color as night time allows. So, you're clearly operating within plot. But...

You're not sure you just want to go in to the lion's den unprepared. Especially with only an idiot on your side, and no plot armor.

>Your move.

>>27784927
We have some kind of vague ki senses right?

Let's see if we can't notice anything.

>>27784854
I vote the opposite. Dumber things have happened in Toaru Majutsu no Indekkusu, and we are pushing for a science/religious theme, and we're basing our character off Index. Also, works for a long term arc.

>>27784911
4 points until we get a pony guys. So happy.
>>27784927
Leave. Run. Flee. Synonyms for going away.

>>27784927
Quick ki search then run the fuck away.

>>27784927
Lets head back. At least we know where to go now.

>>27784962

I for one request Butt Stallion.

>>27784959
No it fucking doesn't.

We don't want to be the protagonist, a supporting character is fine.

We're already a possibly angelic engineered weapon/clone, why the fuck are you so greedy?

>>27784927
Get the fuck outta there. I rather come in to this part of the plot more point heavy so we can make sure we get what we want done with less fear of losing sentience

we have to do SOMETHING while we're here or the narrative will hate it.

At least carve a magic rune or do a ritual or spy on a villain or something.

>>27784927
Check the area around for a bit then GTFO

>>27784951
This. Do some Ki Recon and then bug out.

>>27784927
>"God, you know they got rid of the mouth to mouth, don't you?"

This makes me really happy, ACLS guidelines, in my waifu quest?

Let's do some ki exploration, get some odd feeling and try to scape.

>>27784927
Pull out our cellphone and call Leopold. Or borrow Riritu's.

>>27784994
Yeah we should at least look around, or learn something useful.

>>27784927
Bravely run away.

Seriously, we need to get the fuck out of there.

And - this is important - without getting lost.

>>27784927

Any chance we can institute a flashback for being so close and pick a new power? Maybe something for recon purposes?

>>27785042
Hm, a flashback does seem appropriate at this time.

But I don't think the narrative is healthy enough to tell us what to do.

>>27785042
This would be a prime opportunity, but would call for a dice roll.

At any rate, people want to recon ki ping first. It'll be safe to do one without rolling, so let me write that up real quick before you guys decide something.

>>27784927
Maybe scout around for a minute or less, but I'm definitely for LEAVING.

>>27785042
Actually, this idea is nice. Have the Ki Scanning trigger that and we can fill in some our background or progress the plot in someway.

>>27784927

Asking for more powers might be a bit too greedy, but could we use proximity to the labs as justification for getting some flashbacks going? Preferably ones where we don't remember that we were Satan.

>>27785080

Memory powers activate!

... Then we cheese it.

>>27785080
Eh, I'm loathe to pass up an opportunity for a new power. I say go for it.

>>27785107
God you have a hardon against that idea, no pun intended

>>27785080
Yeah, do it

>>27785128
>Rolled 2
>Rolled 7
>Rolled 1

"You brain has been replaced with a sieve"

>>27785158
That's okay, I also fallow MGNQ so I'm used to this...

>>27785158

On the plus side that probably makes us some kind of flesh mecha that we can then have Cringer pilot...

"Okay, just," You close your eyes, breath in, "Let me take a look around a bit, Riritu. Stay close to me."

Obligingly, she scurries over to you and clings on to your leg. You frown, but try not to let it distract you too much. Though your eyes shut, you can see, sense the strands that tie everything together, the sacred life force of ki. There you are- there's Riritu's ki, oh neat, she's being all conflicted now. Hm, might have to decide one or way or another on her front soon. There's Cringer- huh, he's getting loads of potential from somewhere. Good, you like the little fuzz face.

Then around you- everything is barren. Lifeless. Hm. Bad guy hide out fo sho. And yet the building pulses with the cosmic energy, you focus, try to get a bit closer-

Whoa. That was like touching a live wire. The moment you had gotten close enough to sense beyond the door of the building, it was like stepping straight from the shore in to a white water rapid. Loads, loads of power there- god damn tons. Blinding amount, even as you retreat, you can't shake the feeling of a residual high.

They have something very important in there. Seemed to be channeling DOWN though- something's collecting up, and going down?

Ugh, you hate this kind of wishy washy nonsense. Sucking spirit mojo from the sky and dumping it in to the basement apparently.

Then you feel a chill. No, it's not Riritu crying in to your ankle. There's another presence out there- something very familiar.

An antagonist that'd be more competent than Exodium maybe? Well, Cringer's freaked on your shoulder, puffing up. Tough little kitty. You glance at Riritu's face- yeah, she's got some claw marks welling up. Heh.

Ignoring that though, you'll have to try to climb the wall if you want to escape the camera's notice.

>To have a power gain flashback, give me 5 1d100 rolls, difficulty 71 and above, two successes necessary. More successes grant more choices. This would however require you to hang around for a bit.

>Your move.

>>27785208
Let's get out of here.

>>27785208
That's a difficult roll. Nah, leg it. Time to gtfo.

Rolled 41

>>27785208
Want to use my idea from before, pull out our cellphone and call Leopold. Or borrow Riritu's.

And rolling.

Rolled 79

>>27785208
Let's do it.

>>27785208
Probably a good idea to run.

Other presences doesn't sound good.

>>27785208

I say that the risk is worth the reward. We have the taste of blood in our mouth, a demon clinging on one arm, and a close proximity look at the lab building. I'm not thinking that we are going to get as good of a plot relevant opportunity for a power gain in a while.

Rolled 7

>>27785208
Rollan'

Rolled 21

>>27785208

Rolled 66

>>27785261

>>27785249
How would we know his cell phone number?

That doesn't make sense in the story, since he's our enemy.

I have got to remember to put that note in the OP next time. Please hold off on rolling until consensus is reached.

Rolled 31

>>27785208
Gods guide me.

Rolled 85

>>27785208

>>27785208
It's time to leave.

>>27785282
Well, the roll's already a confirmed failure, so what now?

>>27785282

Apologies on that front. We will wait until you give the go ahead.

>>27785273
Hmm, good point unfortunately. And this is why we get other people cellphone numbers.

Maybe call Konoko and Anon so they can trash the place?

>>27785299
I'm not going to be a dick. If it was a success it wouldn't have counted either.

>>27785282
Requesting fuck-up coin. Gotta get that pony.

>>27785320
Now don't be greedy.

But ponies are nice anyways.

>>27785320

Maybe we can get a new pet pony as our power up. We could always stuff Deadoko inside.

>>27785312
I mean, we already know what the outcome will be, this will seriously affect the consensus. Since nobody will vote for an action predetermined to fail. Unless we're rendering those rolls null.

>>27785351
Oh come on, NO! And this is why we can't have nice things!

>>27785356

I'm pretty sure that was Twen's intent.

>>27784009
Wendy pls

Get back to work making lewds for Decu!

>>27785320
I should have known this was a bad idea...

>FUP total 7!

Let that be a lesson to me to update the mechanics. And the OP in general.

ANYWAY seems a whole bunch of people want to roll. So, 5 1d100 rolls please!

>>27785356
Yes, I ignored the previous rolls.

Rolled 34

>>27785384
Re-rolling

>>27785365
I figured. It's just, discounting rolls already made seems kinda...wrong. Can't really explain exactly why.

Rolled 90

>>27785384
Rollan. Again.

>>27785384

>>27785384
I'm still against it. For the record.

Rolled 44

>>27785384
rolling away

Rolled 31, 58, 83, 84, 29 = 285

>>27785384

>>27785384

Here we go

>>27785395
Not really, because basic logic says you shouldn't roll until the QM tell you to roll.

Rolled 1

>>27785399
>>27785418
In email, not subject.

Rolled 31

>>27785384

>>27785427
I'm used to us being punished for being stupid and impulsive, though.

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>>27785418
>>27785399
How do you even fuck that up.

Rolled 13

>>27785384

>>27785413
I'm only counting the first of those.

One success. Regrettably, no power up for our friendly neighborhood Miko today. Writing.

>>27785433
>>27785413
>>27785409
>>27785398
>>27785392
Assuming only the first roll in>>27785413 counts, still a failure.

>>27785448
I think people are just addicted to rolling dice.

Rolled

>>27785458
We need our fix.

Rolled 8, 36, 56 = 100

>>27785428
get out, or at least be a better ruseman

>>27785448

As I don't think that you actually want to give Miko a pony, is anyone else for bumping this to a success with FUP?

Rolled 50

>>27785384

Rolled 85, 47, 53 = 185

>>27785474
damnit, which is it!?

>>27785477
We'll need that option when we screw up something really important later. So, no.

>>27785448
you said roll 5 1d100 so i did
well shit.

Rolled 1, 1, 1 = 3

>>27785488
fuck me

>>27785454
Of course it is, that's why I supported running.

Because it's /tg/ dice.

But people are dumb.

>>27785448
TWO HOURS LATER

I SEE MY PSEUDO MOVIE PROMO USED TO START THE NEXT EXCITING INSTALLMENT OF WAIFU QUEST

YES, THIS IS THE BEST KIND OF GOOD.

BASED TWEN

>>27785502
...Impossible.

No one can roll that low.

>>27785502
HOLY FUCK HOW IN THE FUCK?

>>27785502

Are you some kind of fail wizard?

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Rolled 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1 = 10

>>27785517
only a master ruseman

>>27785503
Me too. But, if /tg/ has an option to roll, it will choose roll every time. And because /tg/ dice, it will fail every time. The only question now is how hard this screws us over.

>>27785502
Haha, very funny. 3d1-00.
Get out.

>>27785517
>>27785535
Email field looks like 3d1 to me.

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>>27785502
AC-Guy? Is that you?
ohnowait, your router clearly isn't on fire.

>>27785517
>>27785545
>Not having 4chanX
>Which displays rolls in the post field
Plebians.

>>27785535
He used the letter instead of the number.

>>27785517
>>27785535
>/tg/ dice
Because they hate you, and you suck.

>>27785558
They haven't fixed that yet?

>>27785563
>>27785564
I see 3d100 and 10d10000 >>27785558

>>27785608
apparently not

No more demonstrations though

>>27785609
It's 3d1-00 and 3d1-0000

I don't even have any extentions. I just use the settings button.

>>27785609
Right click
Copy email field
Paste into notepad

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>>27785609
You know what I see?

Well, this might be a fine opportunity for plot. You squeeze your eyes shut, twiddle your fingers and focus...

"...We have recovered it! The key- the key between our world and...
"To think...It was so simple...No faith..."
"Hey- don't go dying now, you hear?"

Hm. Nope. just generic mysterious foreshadowing bullshit. God, what a pain in the-
"Miko-chan!" Riritu shouts out, tackling you to the side. You hear a crack, and then a noise like splitting silk fly by your ear. There is a smoking bullet hole in the grass where you had been standing just a moment ago.

Great. Snipers. Well, you should have expected this- you glance around. The presence is up, at the top of the building- make that sniper. Singular. You look up- god, it had to be at least thirty some stories high-.

"Thank you, Riritu. Cringer, get in my hat. Riritu, stand up and let go of my boob. We're leaving."

"Y-yes ma'am!" You throw up your shield, hearing just in time a distant crack of a bullet. You push back a bit as it buzzes, but holds. True to narrative, guns suck.

Two options then-

Go over the wall to make sure you're not recorded on camera. Will take longer, but probably avoid more problems and manhunts down the road.
>5 1d100 rolls, 61 and above, two successes necessary. One success low means one of you is hit.

Or.

Go straight through the gates. Quickest way out, but definitely get spotted by cameras.
>5 1d100 rolls, 44 and above, two successes necessary. One success low means one of you is hit.

Or...Well, maybe not the smartest but, make that three options.

Option three, and the quickest, bullrush inside the building to get out of sniper range. Don't know what you'd do in there but...
>5 1d100 rolls, 44 and above, one success necessary.

>Wait until consensus before rolling please.
>Your move.

>>27785663
>Go over the wall to make sure you're not recorded on camera. Will take longer, but probably avoid more problems and manhunts down the road.

>>27785663
>5 1d100 rolls, 61 and above, two successes necessary. One success low means one of you is hit.


I'd choose option 3 instead, but we already decided we were getting out of here first.

>>27785663
Go over the wall and get out.
We can keep our shield up to not get hit by the sniper.

>>27785663
Over the wall.

>>27785663
Over the wall

>>27785663
>Go over the wall to make sure you're not recorded on camera. Will take longer, but probably avoid more problems and manhunts down the road.
Might as well try.

>>27785663
Welp. Alright, let's just go through the gates, it's long past time to leave.

>>27785663
>Go over the wall to make sure you're not recorded on camera. Will take longer, but probably avoid more problems and manhunts down the road.

Rolled 44

>>27785663
we cooouuuuld kiss Rirutu and get her succubutt flying again if we fail our roll

Though lets try jumping the wall first

>>27785663

TG dice really love to fail don't they... Where the hell is Viking Batman when you need him?

Oops, quoted roll info rather than option
>>27785685
>Go over the wall to make sure you're not recorded on camera. Will take longer, but probably avoid more problems and manhunts down the road.

>>27785663
>Go over the wall to make sure you're not recorded on camera. Will take longer, but probably avoid more problems and manhunts down the road.

Rolled 1

>>27785663

>Go over the wall to make sure you're not recorded on camera. Will take longer, but probably avoid more problems and manhunts down the road.
>5 1d100 rolls, 61 and above, two successes necessary. One success low means one of you is hit.
.

Let's pray to the die gods

>>27785663
Another vote for over the wall! How unlucky can our dice be?

>>27785701
Yeah, no. Doing that got her shoving our tongue back into our throat and dragged here, no thanks.

Well, that's a land slide. Over the wall!

5 1d100s please.

>>27785715
I'm suddenly put in mind of every time I tried to pray in ADOM.

>>27785715
good thing we ain't rolling yet

>>27785715
Good to know that one doesn't counts... and that the die gods hate me

>>27785701
>we cooouuuuld kiss Rirutu and get her succubutt flying again if we fail our roll
She brought us here. Why would she take us away?

>>27785715
Twen hasn't asked for rolls yet, thank god.

Rolled 18

>>27785723
rollin

>>27785716
Ha, haha, hahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

We're totally fucked

Rolled 93

>>27785723
aye aye

Rolled 27

>>27785723
Rollan'

Rolled 58

>>27785723
Shake it!

Rolled 90

>>27785723
Here goes nothing

>>27785663

Now watch, and be amazed as we need to burn points to get this roll. Maybe we should have just used it earlier and walked out scott free with extra mojo.

>>27785746
oh thank Christ

Lets be Mario status

>>27785734
>>27785740
>>27785742
>>27785745
>>27785746
Actual success? What nonsense is this?

Rolled 201

>>27785740
>>27785746
Based 90s

>>27785746
>>27785740
>>27785723
We got it!

>>27785746
>>27785740
VICTORY

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Rolled 39

>>27785740
>>27785746
GREAT SUCCESS!

>>27785746
>>27785740
Clear! Writing.

>>27785746
And Anon with the save! I can honestly say I had no faith in this working. But, you proved me wrong.

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>>27785740
>>27785746

Nope, nope, nope. You've already got one asshole on your tail, you're not going to get more.

"Riritu! The wall!"
"Eh? Bu-" Another bullet flies in to your shield sending sparks and pieces of lead flying, "Kyaaa!"
"Less moe, more climb!"
"H-h-hai!" Well, while she stuttered at least she went for the wall. Her ascent stops when there's a burst of powder by her face causing her to flinch. Sniper knew what you were doing- well, hardly mattered. You shift back, covering her to the best of your abilities, straining to lift it up to keep her safe. She climbs admirably, more bullets pounding in to the shield- your arms will be hurting severely in the morning.
"I'm up!" Riritu shouts from the top of the wall, before ducking a bullet.
"Congrats, drag me up, I can't hold this shield much longer!"
"Okay!"

She grabs you by the back of the shirt, cutting off any further criticism you might have had for her, and dragging you over the wall. Another bullet- that one shatters your shield. It flies right past your ankle as you're pulled up and over, landing in a disgraceful pile on top of Riritu. Well, at least she makes for a soft landing. After disentangling yourselves, the pair of you sprint off, away from the building. Whoever the sniper may have been, they thankfully don't shoot at you when you're out of range.

A while later, the pair of you stagger back home, groaning. There's an unfamiliar light when you get back, sweaty, grass covered, and mildly bruised. The horizon, it looks awfully red....

Dawn. It's dawn.

"D-d-dawn?" Riritu mumbles beside you, "Bu-but I'm a mess! I can't go to school like this! There's cheerleading practice! I- I haven't slept at all!"
"It's what you get for trying to choke me out, heh," You slump in to the gate around the house, causing it to creak open, "I can already see the bags under your eyes..." Leaving Riritu sobbing, you walk inside to see Konoko and Anon at the breakfast table.

They look rather curious at your state.

>Your move.

>>27785911
There are no tests today, right? I can stealthily sleep through class, right?

>>27785911
"What's happening?"

>>27785911
"It looks like Riritu is quite the sleepwalker, ha ha."

>>27785911
"Rough night"

motion backwards

(leave the implication standing)

>>27785911
I thought I smelled pancakes.

>>27785911
"So it -turns out- that making out with a succubus is a bad idea."

>27785911
"Rough night. We'll tell you about it later....are those pancakes?"

>>27785938
I love this one.

>>27785938
No, you fool, we can't break character!

>>27785938

No, not while the Anon is listening. He will get ideas.

>>27785938
this >>27785931 here, changing my vote.

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>>27785911
"...Sleepwalking, oh pancakes!"

That was a close one with the dice

>>27785926
This. It's sort of true

>>27785948
>>27785953
>>27785956
Oh god, it was a joke.

>>27785952
Our character is that we're a grouch who puts on a happy face when she seeks to gain an advantage over others.

I'm pretty sure we have to embrace and deal with that.

>>27785938
No. No one must ever know we were that dumb.

>>27785938
No, fuck this. What possesses you to think that this is a good idea?

>>27785960
>>27785926
>>27785933
This. Riritu did sort of sleepwalk and we had to bring her back.

>>27785970
The narrative knows.

The narrative always knows.

>>27785967
You know what else was a joke? Me suggesting to kiss her in the first place. Then /tg/ ran with it and we nearly died. Learn from my mistakes anon.

>>27785967
>Oh god, it was a joke.
Stop making joke suggestions. That's what got us here in the first place.

>>27785911

As in character as possible: "Good morning everyone! I hope everyone had a good night's rest. Riritu and I got up a little early to practice cheers. Are those pancakes?"

>>27785967
>Oh god, it was a joke.
Jokes never work, haven't you learned that by now? There's always a couple retards that will actually think it's a good idea, as well as the people that realize it's a bad idea but don't care because they want to see 'drama'.

>>27785911
"Mornin'. Sleep well?"
We must act as if nothing happened.

>>27785911
"So what do you guys know about Tenkiki industries? Riritu seemed drawn there last night, and I tagged along."

Let's get some exposition going from Anon.

General gist seems to be 'act natural.'

And pancakes. Writing.

>>27785989
>>27786002
Why don't we say it, but everyone doesn't believe us so it ends the line of questioning.

>>27786018
Because we don't get to decide how Anon and Konoko will react and at the very least Anon will believe it totally happened.

>>27786017

I would point out, early morning cheers explain the discheveled state of our clothing as well as the general tired looks on both of our faces. Also, we need to wish our best buddy Konoko an extra special good morning.

>>27786045
Ah fuck it, you guys hate fun.

>>27786018
>but everyone doesn't believe us
Why would no one believe us when they already know that Riritu is a succubus, and so our action is physically possible and plausible?
And we don't decide how others react, that's what got our tongue cut and us choked with our own blood.

>>27786017
Bingo.

Surprised we didn't see something about Riritu wearing slutty underwear while we were doing the wall bit

Seemed like the right time for a little aside reinforcing that she is a whore

>>27786063
Was going to say "Because no one would believe us to be that stupid," but the discussion is over anyways

>>27786086
Because sniper?

Adopt the most harrowed look you can

"Riritu is the worst sleepwalker."

Sit down and begin eating breakfast.

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>>27786114
>>27785911
and when I say harrowed, I mean harrowed.

>>27786114
this

>>27786086
>succubus
>underwear
Think about that for a second...

Hey did we ever check to be sure there wasn't another version of us tied up in the basement?

"Ssssooooo," You look at the pair of them. Konoko looks baffled, eyebrow raised. Anon's eyes have narrowed- though it's hard to tell if he's doing a serious expression with half a flapjack hanging out of his mouth. Awww, he shaved the beard. Konoko probably made him. Nofunoko, "Gee, cheerleading sure is rough! Haha!" You see Riritu stumbling in to range, and you grab and pull her up to the door, "Riritu and me just need to be on top of our game, and heck, we'd just waste that time sleeping otherwise-"
"-my...My beauty sleep..." Riritu whimpers like a shell shocked veteran.

"-So Riritu came up with the great idea of us practicing and hey, are those pancakes there?"

"Yes," Konoko's voice is strangely neutral as she looks back down on her plate stacked with pancakes, "It seems this is the only thing that he knows how to make."
"I wanted to apologize to Konoko-cha-" Konoko shoots a glare at Anon, "Eh, er, I mean Hasegawa-san... But, you enjoy them, yes?"

Konoko with a look that the Medusa would envy towards anon picks up a pancake. You note that it doesn't bend as she holds it straight up.

"Ehehehe," Anon scratches the back of his head, "I, well, this is maybe the first time I've done this. Really, I'm more specializing in combat, mecha engineering, necromancy, and in a pinch, toaster repair, I never thought I'd have to learn cooking-"
"I prepared every meal for you, 'Anon-kun,'" Konoko growls, "I- I," She deflates, gets away from the table, "I'm sorry. I'm going to go get ready for school now," She looks at you as she walks by, "I'm sorry Miko-chan, please by patient in using the shower, I'll try to be quick."

"N-noooooo," Riritu stumbles after her raising her arms helplessly, "My...My hair..."
"My pancakes are fine," Anon grumbles, devouring a fistful, "God, what a stuck up-" Anything else he's saying is hard to make out around the crunching.

Well. Shower's occupied for a time. Any last minute prep before school?

>Your move.

>>27786172
Quickly check the basement, just to satisfy the paranoid bastards

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>>27786172
This face at Anon. 'Cause he quickly became her lightning rod of hate.

>>27786172

Must be a cheery Miko: "It's okay Anon. Everything gets easier with practice." Try a bite and try to give him a thumbs up on his comically bad pancakes. World alignment and narrative health, ho!

>>27786172
Out of curiosity, does Konoko still have that little cut under her right eye? We could repair it, earning friend points, and ask after it in a concerned fashion.

>>27786172
Quick question, is there any reason we're locked in to the high school trope?

Since we're currently Friend Zoned (heh heh), wouldn't we get more Friend points if we turned into the cool older chick who dates college boys and buys Konoko wine coolers and condoms?

>>27786172
Get our clothes ready; they're probably in a sorry mess. Maybe try to comfort Riritu; the Riritu personality is far more pliant, and unwilling to harm us, than Lilith.

>>27786237

Doesn't fit with our base archetype, meaning the narrative will likely pitch a fit about it. We are supposed to be clumsy, cheery, and demure on camera with a touch of hidden badass.

>>27786237
Only if we get that PLOT upgrade Twen promised for Decu's art.

>>27786172
We might need one of the knives and ways to conceal it, or take the time to draw some kind of amulets/seals just in case.

Either that or go cook some omelletes/fried eggs for Lilith and yourself and cheer anon on his attempt to be nice.

>>27786237
Narrative health

Guys, I know we're not big fans of Konoko, but if we cook meals for her to supplant Anon's failure, we could get some major friend points here.

>>27786237
We're locked into the high school trope because we're trying to stick to the plot of Mahou Sports anime in order to maintain Narrative Health.

Also, we're sticking with our current characterization because it's safe, we're so close to becoming fully independent. Just .3 more points to go.
Then we need to bank some more points so that we can survive the end of the Narrative with our memories intact.

>>27786252
>>27786254
>>27786259
narrative health can go blow itself, what's it done for us lately?

We've got them fuck up points. A whole lotta fuck up points.

>>27786274
that's a good idea. Or order some food that's nicer than what we have.

>>27786254
He promised that for next time we got a power up. But, maybe we can get it early?

I have a question, and it's actually serious, can we brute force riritu to sentience?

Before that's immudeatly shitcanned as a TUUUUUUUUUUURABLE idea, I don't mean just jam it in her (pun mostly unintended), I mean moar along the lines of like, raising her as a child, a guaranteed ally from story to story.

>>27786274
>>27786172

I like this idea. We need to earn more friendship points. We can have Lilly help us. After all, a fine lady needs to start the day with a healthy breakfast. Also, complement Anon on his attempt. Multi-bonding, go.

>>27786274
Sounds good.

Let's show her the true power of breakfast.

>>27786274
Or we can teach anon to cook. Maybe she likes having him as her bitch, plus being moe always helps.

>>27786254
...I guess you do have a point. I was thinking of throwing it in to a generic power upgrade, but...

CUSTOMIZATION POWER UP (It doesn't really matter much at all!):

1) PLOT. Cup size upgrade!

2) 47 Fahrenheit Cool. Get a bitching black and white suit with red tie and black leather gloves.

3) Quantum Hat! Your hat can be anything silly now!

Anyway, checking basement, checking Konoko's cut status, cooking a nice breakfast for Konoko, and then getting prepped for class. Writing.

>>27786312
I think that might be a bit too large a task to complete before she gets out of the shower.