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>>27781447
>[x] Smile!
It's like when the GM rolls the dice and doesn't say why!

>>27781447
>[]Won't cause no trabble

Relax, Momo.

>>27781447
[x] Smile! - Ruining lives even most of the way into Doki's season

>>27781447
[x]Smile!
Won't want to make any promises we can't keep.

>>27781447
>[]Smile!
We shall neither confirm nor denigh her fears.

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>>27781559
There's really nothing wrong with Dokidoki that it didn't do to itself.

Looks like shit might be getting back on the rails this week, though.

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>>27781447
>[x]Smile!
Nothing wrong with a smile

>[x]I'll help you win this thing.

I am the Hired gun to put you over the top.
I am the bloody sock of Curt Schilling.

Put me in Captain, I can win.

Alright Writing

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[]Wan cause no trabble

if we're any judge of how she thinks, she's got to be at least as curious as us as to how we stack up in a fight.

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>>27782026
If we're trying to guess her thought processes based on ours, that should make her paranoid as fuck.

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You really want to mess with her right now, have some fun poking jabs at her or something along those lines. So you put on your biggest smile and slowly make your way towards Aomi, staring at Momoko as you do so. She pales slightly and then laughs nervously."Hehe I guess we'll see the day after tomorrow during practice then." Smooth save girl smooth save.

As she goes to talk with her little group you approach your sister, "Nice hairstyle, didn't think you had that kind of personality." You say jokingly and poke her in the ribs with your elbow. "I was trying out some new hairstyles to look different from Misa when her brother barged in." She puts her hand to her chin, preventing you from getting some sort of satisfaction from teasing her. "She did react a bit when she saw him so thats good. And since she'll be discharged from the hospital tomorrow noon too." She smiles,

Its nice and calm, though you aren't allowed to go in her room anymore, her parents got there during Misa's brother's outburst and as far as you know, they're even sharper than him and might start asking some uncomfortable questions.

You head back to Akira's mansion, partly dreading at all the teasing you are going to get from the maid sisters, especially Konomi, Himiko is more likely to laugh at you silently.

Okay I'm going to speeed this up slightly, the next few days are going to be a bit uneventful
[]Skip to the next day, occult club
[]Skip to the next day, lunch.
[]Skip to the day after that.

>>27782026
maybe the two gears in head will finally crunch the cockroach stuck between them and start turning.

>>27782091
>[]Skip to the next day, occult club
Lets get this train wreck a rollin' then.

>>27782091
>[]Skip to the next day, occult club

Let's look at what kind of weirdos we've, for some reason, chosen to interact with.

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>>27782091
>[x] Skip to the next day, occult club
The time is now.

>>27782091
>[]Skip to the next day, occult club
So what culture club are we joining when these guys turn out to be huge dorks?

>>27782091
>[x]Skip to the next day, occult club

probably gonna suck. Maybe we can enslave them and take over it.

a Lair would be nice.....

>>27782089
it's kind of a catch 22. Either we find out we've got way too much in common than we're comfortable with, or we prove to ourselves that there are significant differences.

>>27782135
Whichever one is still accepting new members at this stage.

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>>27782141
The madness and unfairness of the world are only problems if you let them be.

>>27782091
>[x]Skip to the next day, occult club
Lets hope they have some back story-ish info for us.

>>27782091
>[X]Skip to the next day, occult club
Time to go and show them true evil!

>>27782202
I'm probably a minority of one on this, but I still propose we petition to start a delinquent club. Delinquents are a culture.

>>27782235
>ask The Man for permission to set up a delinquent club
Isn't that the kind of thing you'd, I dunno, just do? Probably by beating up gang leaders?

>>27782275
>We take the delinquent path
>It becomes Cromartie High quest

I would make a statue of Kintolesky and worship it every day.

Alright writing

>>27782275
Well yeah, but that'd be unofficial and thus we wouldn't get credit for being in a culture club. Whereas if we get Shield to let us make it an official club we do.

>>27782301
You would not be alone in that.

>>27782337
Hmm, caring about club credit doesn't really seem like a delinquent trait either.

And as much fun as it would be to beat up gang members and have a tonne of faceless mooks, it would kind of serve to get in the way of our favorite thing, which is punching people in the face.

Still, definately an option if this occult thing doesn't pan out

We need to get drunk with the crew while there's downtime.

Oh man, I'll miss this whole session.

Anyway, I concur with 'fuck club credit'.

>>27782415
>Hmm, caring about club credit doesn't really seem like a delinquent trait either.

I think it's less about the credit and more about intimidating the system into officially being our bitch. Seriously, we get the school to recognize our pack of thugs as legit and our going around beating up other packs of thugs as acceptable behavior and all the other delinquents will be forced to recognize the sheer force of our gall (assuming we keep kicking ass). Plus it sets a president we can use to take over other schools as we expand our territory.

>>27782455
Nah, they're prudes. Kidnap them and move to a country without an age limit

You find yourself at the entrance of the occult club room. You're not sure what you expected of the entrance but the door is pretty normal. This room obviously has no windows since you're at the very heart of the castle. You don't hear anything coming out of the room, almost as if it's been abandoned. You slam the door open because you really shouldn't need permission for this sort of thing and you're greeted by a a very amusing sight. A bunch of kids around your age huddled around a table...well, were huddled around a table and are all staring at you, one of them fell of his chair. Whatever it is they're doing is being blocked by one of them. Ouija board maybe? Ritual sacrifices? Demon summoning? Probable the first option.

"One of them finally manages to get the courage to speak up at you, "So uhh, are you Masako? Hurry up pand close the door, you'll let the dark out. We'll do introductions in a bit."

[]This seems important, close the door and see whats up.
[]Isn't that a bookshelf with possibly books of eldritch origin? At least it SHOULD be.
[]Close the door and turn on the electric lights, seriously.

>>27782526
>[]Isn't that a bookshelf with possibly books of eldritch origin? At least it SHOULD be.
I ATTACK YOUR CREDIBILITY, OCCULT CLUB!

>>27782526
>[]Close the door and turn on the electric lights, seriously.

Add in "What do you mean? The dark just walked in the door"

>>27782526
[x]This seems important, close the door and see whats up.

I want them to actually summon something. Or maybe the mystical fairy of Ouija to show up.

>>27782526
>[]This seems important, close the door and see whats up.
Play along and see what they're doing.

>>27782526
[x]Isn't that a bookshelf with possibly books of eldritch origin? At least it SHOULD be.

We need to see how seriously they take this.

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>>27782526
>[x] Isn't that a bookshelf with possibly books of eldritch origin? At least it SHOULD be.
As much as it behooves us to politely observe and be introduced, that is not our way. We own the place now.

>>27782526
[X]This seems important, close the door and see whats up.

This won't we the SOS brigade but rather Kotoura-san's club of loonies but I doubt we have the experience to see it that way.

>>27782554
[x]seconded. This line is way too good not to use.

Append an evil grin, though.

>>27782526
>[x]This seems important, close the door and see whats up.
We should "help" them with some abuse of magic powers.

>>27782601
It's a JAPANESE occult club. According to my sources, they'll definitely summon a succubus. Or a trap incubus.

>>27782554
>[]Close the door and turn on the electric lights, seriously.

Add in "What do you mean? The dark just walked in the door"

You're cocky.

I like that.

>>27782626
Then we get to punch her, right?

>>27782526
>[x]This seems important, close the door and see whats up.

give them enough rope to hang themselves

>>27782642
Then take her horns and sell them for cash? Sounds good to me!

>>27782626
What it it's a reverse trap succubus?

>>27782642
Well, yeah. Need to establish our superiority. Also, you only get so many opportunities to punch a hellspawn.

>>27782526
>[X] Close the door and turn on the electric lights, seriously.
>[X] Add in "What do you mean? The dark just walked in the door"

>>27782659
Damn, now I want a hentai manga of that.

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"I heard you guys were summoning demons and evil spirits and shit."

"Well, I'm here. What do you want?"

>>27782626
Not when there's a magic source monopolized by the protagonists. It's why in 85% of all.cases ghosts aren't real in mahou Shoujo and wizards tend to share a power source with the MC (Don Kanonji in Bleach).
Sorry, kind of sperged out there but the bottom line is that I'm fairly certain that anything not connected to precure is a hoax in this universe.

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>>27782514
The only problem with that I can see is that we don't have any minions. Gathering them will be time consuming and they'll be utterly useless in the kinds of fights we've got inbound.

A shame - I'm betting we'd totally rock the Kisara look.

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>>27782642
But... but... that's not what succubi are for!

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>the illusion dream world bitch will attack and fuck with us via this via this club

>>27782697
Nah, it's cool.

>>27782717
Damn, didn't realize that. We're screwed, aren't we?

>>27782717
>implying that doesn't make this the perfect place for us to be.

>>27782702
We'll just make the people we beat up our minions. Problem solved. Plus, it never hurts to have some expendable meat/squad of patsies to tell you how great you are.

okay, writing

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>>27782708
>not what succubi are for

Depends on the succubi. Some are big fans of punching.

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>>27782708
>succubus
>not into fisting

>>27782702
for the record, I was the lone voter for Punk Rock style in the clothes shopping vote

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>>27782741
This. It's like the bitch desires nothing more than to donate her teeth to our collection.

>>27782642
I like this idea, we need to let our fists do the thinking more often.

>>27782772
I'M THE TOOTH FAIRY YOU BITCH AND YOU'RE BEHIND ON YOUR PAYMENTS.

>>27782751
In that case she ought to LOVE us.

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>>27782792

>>27782828
skulls for the skull throne, teeth for the teeth necklace.

>>27782828
"M-masako, where did you get those t-teeth from?"

"Chatty bitches asking questions."

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>>27782670
Of course, why would you summon hellspawn if you didn't get to punch them?

>>27782858
Cure Bancho status confirmed.

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>>27782844
>>27782858
Hope you enjoy party, there should be more than enough PUNCH!

>>27782526
>[X]Close the door and turn on the electric lights, seriously.
"Sigh you know you are doing this all wrong? First off you need light, in order to draw a good summoning circle, well strictly speaking you don't, but you still want to make sure its safe, secondly you need five sacrifices, two of wich are imbued with pure mana, other two wich are imbued with fire and lastly but most importantly a sacrifice of pure elemental power, for example a block of ice, and even then its not guaranteed to work.
Show our frustration to their incompetence in summoning demons while we are ranting at them.

>>27782914
>oldfag
These days, all you need are smart phones and an mini-sd card.

>>27782963
Hilariously, Dad did actually give us the ability to summon demons, but no-one on Team Bad ever bothered to explain how that was supposed to work.

Good odds it wouldn't work anymore with our change in power source, though.

[x] Place the ring on the table and enquire.

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>>27782914
Trenchcoat, take up smoking...

just think about it .....

>>27783020
Maybe we can summon good monsters.

like instead of evil ones covering people in garbage they endlessly bug you about cleaning up your room or brushing your teeth

>>27783085
We would destroy it the second it came into existence.

>>27782526
>[]Close the door and turn on the electric lights, seriously.
Do you even summon?

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>>27783085
pic related

If we summon this, we are truly history's greatest monster

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[]This might be important.

"What do you mean the darkness is leaving? I'm going in the room." You snark back

"Funny you, wait for a bit while we finish doing this."

This might be important, they might be actually be doing magic not connected to the bloody seal, maybe, probably. As far as you know the seal is the only thing magical around here. All four of them begin chanting, slowly at first but quickly picking up the volume. Sumerian maybe, hell if you know, you have no idea what any of that sounds like. You lean against the wall and manage to see a piece of paper with something written on it with permanent marker in between the group.

"You know, what they're doing is ultimately futile." You your voice say behind you, "It might be important, even if they did the right gestures" the voice shifts to our side,"and even if they were chanting in an actual language instead of mumbling like retards over a sticky note marked with a permanent marker nothing would happen."

You turn and see the little you sitting on your shoulder...you're not trapped in a dream world, right?

"Of course you aren't, your mind is too tough anyways." She sighs.

"I bet that bookshelf is filled with some modern age crap, might as well burn the whole place to the ground."

Their chanting finishes and the all look excited at the table, nothing comes out. Nothing happens, like that little you said it would.

[]You're getting tired of this shit, turn on the lights
[]Let them continue for a bit longer

also as a separate vote

{}Check bookshelf
{}Take a closer look at what they're doing

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>>27783152
Seriously, why the fuck are we still here?

It's time to pull some favors with Shield and join Drama.

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>>27783085
It's not entirely unprecedented, but it would make more sense if we'd ever used our monster making powers at all before we switched sides.

>>27783141
>>27783141
KILL IT! KILL IT NOW!

>>27783173
>[]Let them continue for a bit longer
>{}Check bookshelf

Let's just.. whatever. maybe they somehow acquired something useful after all this time.

>>27783173
>[]You're getting tired of this shit, turn on the lights
and
>{}Check bookshelf

This guys are mega dorks. And there are dreadfully few things to punch that Momo won't bitch at us for later. They'd better at least have impressive literature.

>>27783173
>[x]Let them continue for a bit longer
never interrupt a moron mating call

{x}Check bookshelf
Maybe there's porn

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>>27783173
>[x] Let them continue for a bit longer
>{x} Take a closer look at what they're doing
We can leave the book shit to Aomi. If we're doing this, we should be ready to get our hands dirty.

>>27783173
God. Part of me wants so badly to show these fuckers up, subtlety be damned. Kinda wish we were still Evil, we could have so much fun with these clowns.

Well I guess we still can.

{X}Take a closer look at what they're doing

>>27783173
[x]Let them continue for a bit longer
{x}Take a closer look at what they're doing

Maybe all they need is a magical spark.

>>27783173
>[]Let them continue for a bit longer
>{}Take a closer look at what they're doing

Also what the shit, we hauled sparkles the subconscious guilt fairy back from our dream sequence? That's just fan-fucking-tastic.

>>27783176
...Shit I wish we had joined drama. We could have had practice with our one-liners. Maybe even make silly monologues before battles.

>>27783173
[X]You're getting tired of this shit, turn on the lights
{X}Take a closer look at what they're doing
and then continue to correct all of their mistakes and summon something that you can punch.

>>27783173
>[]Let them continue for a bit longer
Well, I guess you could say it sort of worked, even if they don't realise it. We're here after all.
>{}Check bookshelf

also

[X] Try and leave the room, only to realise the idiots have accidently bound us to it.

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>>27783290
>Try and leave the room, only to realise the idiots have accidently bound us to it.
I'm not stuck here with you, you're stuck here with ME!

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>>27783152

>>27783290
Commence the Punchening.

>>27783325
Hey,

I voted track and field. We could be doing crazy polevault somersaults right now.

>>27783366
don't blame me man, I showed up late to the vote

>>27783173
[]Let them continue for another minute or until we feel a metaphysical tug.

{}Check out bookshelf and stay the fuck away from that table. Those guys are weirdos.

>>27783173
>[x]Let them continue for a bit longer
>{x}Take a closer look at what they're doing
They already succeeded in summoning the darkness. Lets see if we can help them summon something we can insert our fists into.
>>27783366
I did as well. We could be showing up cure lancer in javelin.

Counting and writing

>>27783325
There's still the "Ditch these chumps and go find another club/become a delinquent" option.

Oh by the way, give me a 1d100 to see what you find,

Rolled 27

>>27783485
Rollan

Rolled 47

>>27783485
Necronomicon!

Rolled 4

Its a draw so odds=bookshelf evens=table

>>27783485
Show me your NEET secrets.

Rolled 24

>>27783485
Book of Night With Moon

Rolled 48

>>27783485

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>>27783535
I need to forget my image less.

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>>27783520
fuck.

>>27783505
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfOpNOldOWU

>>27783520
...did we activate your trap card?

Rolled 68

>>27783485

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I hope we see a ghost soon...

>>27783554
No, now we get to go gawk at the huge nerds writing post-it notes on the table.

STILL TIME TO JOIN JUDO

Rolled 24

>>27783567
"Roll to see what you find". In other words, bend over.

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>>27783599
Alright you jokers! Who dropped the soap?

>>27783500
>>27783505
>>27783535

We'll be lucky if we find some Goosebump books..... I hope they're the chose your own scares or the Cuckoo clock of doom

>>27783581
Phew. That's a relief.

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Wait.

Please tell me we're not the only girl there....

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>>27783663
Well, no, we're still in the occult club nerds gawk over post-it notes.

>>27783697
Oh god, oh god no!

Quick! We must flee!

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>>27783697

>>27783637
>Not the glorious Monster Blood Trilogy or Slappy the Puppet ones.

Granted, only the first one was even spooky for me as a kid.

[]Let them continue
[]Check out what they're doing

>47

You get closer to the table to see exactly what they're doing...its nothing impressive actually, they are just huddled around the table doing just what you thought they were doing. You don't feel any magic at all coming from them or anything they have. The book they're using for this 'spell' seems new as in, recently bought from a bookstore, it still has the price label.

You swiftly reach the conclusion that the occult club is a bunch of dorks. "Not that swiftly, you were pretty slow if the chanting didn't give it away, have you ever chanted to do anything?" The little you is sitting over a bag of potato chips at the end of the table. The bag seems unaffected by her weight.

"We didn't check the bookshelf but after seeing this I wouldn't keep my hopes up." She finishes before she begins making faces at the lead dork.

After several frustrated groans, both male and female the electric lights turn on and the club members take their hoods off, "Hi, I'm Amano and this is the occult club. I bet our little summoning attempt piqued your interest?"

"Ritual failure number one hundred and eighteen" a black-haired girl says, marking another tally on a portable chalkboard.

"Anyways, you were interested in joining our club? You're free to join, it'll be great!"

[]You think you've done a huge mistake.
[]Your bookshelf might be interesting.

>>27783766
>[]You think you've done a huge mistake.
Abort Mission!

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>>27783697
You say that like it's a bad thing.

Rolled 87

>>27783766
[x]You think you've done a huge mistake.

Just blast them a little. It's not like anyone would believe the occult club anyways. Maybe you can use them as lackies.

>>27783766
>[x]Your bookshelf might be interesting.

"So is this a 'go home early club' or what?"

>>27783697
I should have seen this post

>>27783818
>Rolled
My bad, ignore that.

>>27783766
>[x]Your bookshelf might be interesting.
last chance and then we're outta here

>>27783766
>[x]Your bookshelf might be interesting.

>>27783766
Wait did we get a physical Monologue?

Fucking siiiiick. School those losers on how to demon summon. Preferably something small and harmless. We have instinctual knowledge on that right? Also pet mini-me.

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>>27783766
>[x] Your bookshelf might be interesting.
First we enslave them with the force of our personality. Then we promise them power and get them doing... stuff... for us.

This can still work.

>>27783766
>[]Your bookshelf might be interesting.

>>27783766
[X] eye twitch
H-how is this level of incompetence even possible in a school built over a demon seal?

Store bought books?

[x] check the bookshelf. Not like I'm holding out a lot of hope, but if this is attempt 118 then surely one of these idiots must have checked the school library first, right?

>>27783766
>[]Your bookshelf might be interesting.
Damnit we're in too deep. We may as well. Also let's do something about the evil head fairy snarking at us.

>>27783822
Still time to have the girl leave and make everything reaaaaaaally awkward.

>>27783862
I dunno, they're coming of as rather disappointing don't you think?

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we should check the bookshelf...and when that turns up nothing other scary stories for children and a Cthulhu Mythos encyclopedia, we fucking "NOPE" out of there and hope Judo is still taking members.

Failing that. Delinquency!

Cure Sukeban!

>>27783872
>H-how is this level of incompetence even possible in a school built over a demon seal?

Well there you go, that's why they can't summon anything.

>>27783766
[x]You think you've done a huge mistake.
I'm not sure we'll find anything interesting here and I don't think they'd make good minions anyway.

>>27783890
or make her a raging lesbian

>>27783916
or a bloated annoying cow that blurts out references...

>>27783766
>[x]Your bookshelf might be interesting.
"Perhaps you should try an older book. One without a price tag on it."
If we don't find anything we excuse ourselves to "find a better book."

>>27783938
No that's too much,mainly because we'd kill her

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>>27783938
Or narcoleptic....

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Hey evil precure quest

you should kill the occult club

make it look like an accident

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>>27784000
Evil Peace no, not today.

Writing the next post now

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>>27784000
I dunno...Momo and Lubu might get mad us and make us clean it up or put us in time out

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>>27784000
I say we send them to papa somehow

>>27784020
Honestly, it might be for the best.

Give me another roll to find stuff, this time in the bookshelf

Rolled 88

>>27784073

Rolled 57

>>27784073
I'm perfect, as usual.

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>>27784073

[X] So, let me get this straight. You've tried this 118 times and you're not in any way discouraged, and haven't drawn any definate conclusions about the viability of these rituals?

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>>27784073
Accidentally to another world!

Rolled 23

>>27784073
cmon necronomicon

Rolled 8

>>27784073
Accidentally dad.

>>27784087
Hey this may actually have been worthwhile after all.

[x] "What are you trying to summon?"

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>>27784073
I just want to summon mind bitch so we can punch her again.

Rolled 1

>>27784073
feh

>>27784113
I hope we summon Brian Blessed

>>27784073

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>>27784087
I'll bet this is some old book they they have on the shelf because it looks cool and no-body knows how to use it.

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>>27784113
I do have to wonder what an actual crit would have done for us here.

>>27784137
Why did you do that

Why

You can clearly see dozens of rolls but you had to go and roll again

Gr8 work!

Rolled 73

>>27784137
>>27784137
BEGONE FOUL CREATURE

>>27784152
>you find magic pocket lint, probably dropped by Kuma.

>>27784154
Well, at least it's only the Occult club. God forbid if it had been something important.

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>>27784171
WE MIGHT HAVE FIGURED OUT HOW TO SUMMON SATAN YOU TWAT

>>27784087
Lets hope its something we get to rub in tinkerbells face.

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>>27784137
poo
>>27784154
last time I rolled late I got 100...

meh, shit club anyway. Kinto is practically begging us to leave anyway

"I expected nothing and I was still letdown."

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>>27784137
Now look what you did. You went and upset Accelerator-tan.

Rolled 83

>>27784073

>>27784197
Oh Ichigo, you roll high but you're always so late!

>>27784137
oh boy, I guess you do something really weitd

Rolled 11

>>27784073
>>27784144

>>27784190
I bet the bookshelf falls and breaks our legs
actually that's a good quest idea
cripplecure

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>>27784190
Silly anon. This club just turned into the motherfucking hotel California.

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>>27784205
Well, if it's weird you want...
Slide top shelf to the right, bottom to the left, and open the middle...

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>>27784205

>mfw when we bend over, we give off a massive fart, like wow, that is a massive fart, the freshmen are suffocating.


we can never go back to the Occult club...

Yay!

>>27784180
>implying Satan has anything on Akira

>>27784137
>You find a copy of "How do six girls have sex with their club advisor", by Yui, Yuzu, Yukari et al

>>27784205
I'm actually sort of relieved because SOMETHING needs to liven this scene up a bit.

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>>27784205
no kinto

pls no

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>>27784269
listen here, there comes a time when every QM has to to slap his players' shit

what I imagine kinto's face to be at this moment in time

accidently a hidden staircase behind the bookcase

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>>27784205
>We find the club anime stash
>Princess smegma
>Haruhi
>Free!

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>>27784310
Not cartoony enough.

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>>27784310
>kinto's face when Nat 1

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>>27784335
is this good enough

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pic related

>>27784373
Ah, the good old /d/ humor threads....

>>27784384
oh god. What if they drugged the bookshelf.

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[x]Your bookshelf might be interesting.

"I might, after I take a good look at that bookshelf of yours." You turn your back at him and you hear the girl saying something along the lines of 'stop scaring new members away'. The other you still sits on your shoulder and giggles but you ignore her. You begin looking at the titles of the books, mostly New Age garbage, "See I told you!" You her her high pithed voice in your ear. "Its not like you're going to find anything real here- wait whats that?"

She jumps off your shoulder walks on the bookshelf until she stops at the bottom right corner and points at an incredibly dust-covered book what looks like it hasn't been used in decades maybe even more time. "Don't you feel it? This suckers had something in here all the time and didn't even realize it!" She begins laughing as loudly as she can, damn she's annoying. She is also right, you feel a slight pull towards drawing you ever so closer.

Your hand reaches forward to touch the book, holy hell something you can use to-. And as soon as your hope of using this book for SOMETHING come it fades as it explodes into a white flame that forces you to step back from the heat. The white flame quickly turns orange as the rest of the books begin burning. "What the hell did you do!?" Both the mini-you and the boy you were talking to yell at the same time as you are dragged by the arm outside the room.

The fire alarm rings and the sprinklers turn on

You get a faraway memory of you...rather Momoko looking for something in a bookshelf and all the books falling on her when she took it out...you're better off keeping this a secret from EVERYONE for now.

All four members of the occult club are glaring at you, all three boys and one girl. "You didn't have to burn our club room down." The girl's voice is cold.

[]Dust+static=dust explosion
[]Apologize
[]Blame the dwarf in your head.
()Other,, writein

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>>27784413
Then we lick the pages, obviously.

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>>27784471
>(x)Other,, writein
Anemia don't fail us now!

>>27784471
[x]You're the ones with unmarked exploding books, not me

[x]What the hell was that book, anyway?

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>>27784502


PERK UNLOCKED: PAPER BASED INFORMATION MEDIUMS ARE 20% MORE FLAMMABLE WHEN ATTEMPTING TO READ THEM

>>27784471
[x]Dust+static=dust explosion
Well, might as well end this incident with a bang.

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>>27784471
>>27784000
Well we were thinking of burning the club down. Silver linings people!

>[]Dust+static=dust explosion
Because science. Seriously though, we need to do something about the dwarf. Best case scenario we have a massive brain tumor that's pressing on our frontal lobe. Worst case it's a little piece of daddy still stuck in us.

>>27784471
[x]Dust+static=dust explosion
And if that doesn't work then
[x]Blame the dwarf in your head.

>>27784471
>[x]Dust+static=dust explosion
>[x]Apologize
>GTFO

this will wonders for our reputation....Delinquency it is

sorry for rolling 1

>>27784471
[x] Oh, I get it. Haze the newbie, right?

You really shouldn't have used gunpower with so much dry paper around.

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>>27784555
sir, I wish to one day be as dickish to my players as you just were. While still giving them what they wanted, even if they don't admit it. Truly you are a master QM

>>27784554
This, also offer to show them some sick magic shit.

>>27784471
Well, i don't know maybe you did manage summon something tough unlikely as that is... or then its just Dust and static creating a powder explosion, or then its the tiny dwarf above your head, and besides you needed a new clubroom anyways.

>>27784471
(x) Anemia. And claim you just developed pyromancy.

>>27784471
"Well you wanted something to happen, looks like it did."

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>>27784555
This goes along PERFECTLY with our "punch-first-think-later" strategy.

Well played, Kinto, well played.

>Something tells me Momoko hasn't been good with a book for a looooooooooooong time

Pastebin updated
http://pastebin.com/qYgVTuQ1

>>27784471
"How am I resposible for the books catching fire if i don't have any way to lite them?!"

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>>27784555
You magnificent bastard.

>>27784471
> [x] Dust+static=dust explosion
Uhh, uhhhh, I watched a video lecture on electromagnetism once and they demonstrated polarizing even 10% of all atomic nuclei in a person's body would result in enough electrostatic potential to blow up a small bible belt state whole. Just don't get on the no-fly list going around saying that, is secret. (*Running away at full speed*)

>>27784555
Guys

I think we just unlocked a fireball spell.

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>>27784608
...so when we say "I'll wait for the movie" we mean it?

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>>27784669
>We become the world's greatest/worst LARPer ever

>>27784675
You just have to read it underwater.

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>>27784669
The one time I need to find images related to DCrawl, and google has fucking failed me.

Just to confirm, we did just destroy the only item of value in the club right? Maybe we should ask where they bought it so we can replace it for them. By which I mean buy our own damn copy.

>>27784669
Too slow an unwieldy for combat, but at least we now light fires with a match book without matches.

>>27784669
pretty lousy fireball spell if we have to read and there's only a 20% chance of combustion.

Books literally burning because we try and read them? That can't be right.

>>27784759
Counting and writing

Captcha:longksh Scotch

Yest captcha, those kids could use a long, well served drink

>>27784757
>Just to confirm, we did just destroy the only item of value in the club right?
Behold the unholy power of 1's

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>>27784555
I have to say

Our newfound allergic reaction to books goes REAL WELL with the delinquent route if we still want to take it.

>I didn't learn because education literally explodes when I touch it!

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>>27784759
We could develop a dangerous new forbidden martial art based around luring opponents into libraries.

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>>27784803
I can picture Momoko now.

>No! Masako you just have to try harder

>The harder I try the hotter the FIRES OF BOOK-HELL BURN

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>>27784772
It's worse than that. Shit is gonna be spontaneously combusting while we're in class. All day erry day.

That was a magic book by the way, it reacted yo you rather violently. Also 20% more flammable!=20% chance of bursting into flames.

>>27784727
>Trog is exalted by your worship!

>>27784837
Just picture the rumor mill after this.

>She's so hot-blooded that things just combust, she had to register herself as a fire hazard!

for better or worse

>>27784847
>That was a magic book by the way

Great, so we destroyed the only thing of value.

>It probably blew up because it was made of evil magic

>>27784852
People will probably think that she was cursed by the occult club and actually start to respect them.

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>>27784878
At this rate they actually are going to curse us.

+10 allergy to book larnin

>>27784904
>mfw their rage causes them to become the new batch of generals.

What have we wrought upon this world?

>>27784931
More things to punch?

>>27784847
>That was a magic book by the way
an EVIL magic book?

I guess that would make sense if we're powered by purify magic now.

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>>27784931
Only the dead can know peace from this evil!

>>27784837
no, it should be fine. they dont combust in our presence, just if we try to read them.

I do worry about ebooks, though.

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>>27785005
Anything that's not made of paper is okay.

Which technically means that books made with papyrus or sheepskin should be safe.

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>>27785043
or laminated stuff

>>27785063
I think our homework is in danger as well.

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>>27785005
I doubt it but the possibilities could be hilarious.

>>27785063
no, thats still got a paper core which would still ignite and probably melt the laminate.

So, basically our purified energy set off a booby trap on the evil book and we got cursed for our trouble?

[x]Dust+static=dust explosion

You have to think fast on this so you aren't known as the resident explosive pyromaniac, though that would garner some respect (born out of fear). You still got to keep a semi respectable reputation though. "Well you see, it was this really old book and when I tried to take it out a lot of dust spread, and these sock make so much static so...mini dust explosion, then the fire happened."

Their gazes relaxed somewhat, still not completely convinced and you're sure that they're not going to care much about you being in their club...maybe if you shown them your powers they might though. But after seeing these guys in action you're not terribly impressed.

"I guess that makes sense, that happens in sawmills and factories, right?" The other, namelss and most freshmanny of the group says.

"So uhh, sorry about that."

[]Go find another club
[]Timeskip to the day of your bout against Momoko
[]TImeskip to [??Mystery Box??] (between today and tomorrow somewhere)

>>27785195
>[x]Go find another club

maybe Judo still has openings...

[]TImeskip to [??Mystery Box??] (between today and tomorrow somewhere)

can't... resist... mystery box... or goat tower.

>>27785195
[]Go find another club

[x]You decided to join Drama

>>27785195
>[]Go find another club
If that fails it's time to take up delinquency.

>>27785195
[x]Timeskip to the day of your bout against Momoko

I have a feeling it will go badly though since we're not very good with rules. In those will probably matter with a competent opponent.

>>27785195
>[X] Timeskip to [??Mystery Box??] (between today and tomorrow somewhere)
Only true option.

>>27785224
Actually, I could see us winning by cheating.

Which would make us a bit of a pariah among the club, even if we technically won.

LIFE LESSON GET

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>>27785226
>Mirror and Cure Blade only
>no items
>Final Destination

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>>27785195
>[x] TImeskip to [??Mystery Box??] (between today and tomorrow somewhere)
I don't know what the hell I was thinking. Deleting my previous vote and setting sail for adventure!

>>27785255
I don't know, I think we should go find another club TODAY because the longer we wait, the harder it's going to be to twist Shield's arm and make it official. We're already behind, remember?

[x]Go find another club

>>27785245
Playing Smash Brothers without items has always seemed incredibly boring to me.

What makes Smash Brothers fun is not being able to predict what'll happen next and trying to achieve every possible adventage on the fly.

>>27785255
finding a new club and fighting Momoko is near the top of my priority list but... MYSTERY BOX

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Alright I am going to sleep now, feel free to voe on the new club anyways or staying on occult. If I recall correctly the two runner ups were judo and track on the last voting so I expect to see those votes the most.

>>27785195
[]Timeskip to the day of our bout against Momoko

>>27785285
Voting track!

>>27785285
Okay Kinto, thanks for running!

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>>27785285
[x] Occult
I don't wanna leave these guys. They made us more flammable and I feel sorry for them.

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>>27785285
Judo Judo Judo

we like using our hands! Getting Physically violent! Judo will let us do just that!

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>>27785195
>[X]TImeskip to [??Mystery Box??] (between today and tomorrow somewhere)
>[X]The next day at the occult club

I think we should devote a full thread to the bout against Momoko and we can find another club anytime.

>>27785285
Judo. Failing that, delinquency. Punching dudes on school time, hell yeah.

>>27785195
[]Go find another club

Track team still has an opening, whether they know it or not!

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>>27785303
Also this. These threads are always a pleasure.

>>27785313
It's definately ranking pretty high. Punching stuff is one of our favorite things, and academic pursuits just dropped way down the agenda.

Why do we need another club? Aren't we doing fencing?

>>27785321
>find another club anytime
Um, pretty sure we only have til the end of the week to get our clubs in order (and that's stretching things as it is). So no, we can't just do that anytime.

>>27785352
We are. But we can choose two.

>>27785338
>>27785313
Except you don't usually strike in basic Judo.

>>27785375
That's just because we haven't been there yet.

>>27785375
We'll just have to study hard then

>>27785375
We are way beyond basics my good man.