It better be a mahjong table with a fucking lip.

>>27779822
dragon dildoes

A box from amzon

I swear, if it's stupid magic cards...

>>27779822
Oh boy, I hope it's pizza.

>>27779822
>amazon
>not esh esh
Failed thread.

>>27779822
Gaiz.
Gaiz.

It's FordeeKay stuff. You know it to be true.

I hope its dragon dildos

Looks like a box to me.

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>>27779997

But what would Anon do with a dragon dildo?

>>27779946
Esh Esh should start making dragon dildos. Or at least some kind of knitted pouches or leather scabbards for easy dragon dildo storage and carrying.

>>27780036
Lick it. Anon is too scared to actually use one.

>>27780036

Putt in butt.

>>27780044
They do make more reasonably sized ones, you know.

>>27780036
Make himself ready for his dragon overlord obviously. Cant rush into full on Dracodick,

that better not be my bones cthulhu mini.

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seems to be a case let's take a closer look.

>>27780097
A stylized cockroach inside a cross and some circles. I smell pretentiousness.

>>27780097
Tau? Are we Greater Good now?

>>27780097
What is that?

>>27780128
A real goddamn funny lookin' dragon dildo.

>>27780097
What's the plural of Anus, anyway? Anii?

>>27780141
Anusen.

>>27780141
Anon

>>27780148
Hmm. That just sounds weird.

>>27780141
Probably. Could also be Anuses.

>>27780141
Anuses. Not everything has a fancy plural. Usage example: "My collection of draconic dildos can service upwards of a dozen anuses simultaneously, or be fully utilised filling as few as four with appropriate training."

>>27780141
Anipodes.

>>27780097
Funky looking box. Is it a book?

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>>27780121
And you're getting quite warm anon

Also on an aside for some reason uploading is really slow. Must be that anti-spam thing

>>27780184
the box has dragon dildos in it.

>>27780187
Werewolf dicks!

>>27780174
Alright, OP, next time you refer to us having to prepare our anuses, please us the plural form.

>>27780097
So it was a box.

I tell you, sometimes I even scare myself.

>>27780187
Ah, a wolf. So it really *was* from Bad Dragon all along.

>>27780199
Not as good as dragon dicks

>>27780187
I'd try using a lower resolution for your photos. 4 mb of box is kind of extreme

>>27780220
Xenomorph dragon dicks are better still.

>>27780220
knots

>>27780234
you seem inexperienced in the ways of the dragon, young anon

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>>27780199
wrong.

Also it's a book case with two books with a tree and wolf icon.

>>27780252
of course I am, I top.

>>27780254
Those books better have dragon dildos in them. Otherwise I'm going to be very sad.

>>27780254
Wolf and wood. The dick-jokes never end.

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>>27780254
Wolf & tree?

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I REGRET NOTHING

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>>27780260

>not being the little girl in your relationship

>>27780303
Its never dragon dildos. Sigh.

>>27780303
Oh shit nigga. I am so jealous right now. I wan to read that so bad.

>>27780303
>gg

FUCK YOU

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>>27780254

This better be the "His and Hirsute, Fur Suit" stitching guide.

I mean wolves, trees. Unless it's some incredibly pimped out Monstrous Manual, Manuel.

>>27780303
I have no idea what this is, but my pretentious hippy-wiccan-furry detection senses are tingling. Well, at least it's not Werewolf: The Apocalypse.

>>27780303
How much did it cost?

Tell us about your journey through character creation.

Oh god, all those dots.

>>27780303
>beggining
Please tell me that's a shitty third party seller knock-off and they didn't really do that.

>>27780303
wassat

SOMEONE QUICK

post the Eoris character sheet.

>>27780303

Oh god, isn't that the one RPG with the ridiculous looking character sheet? Like, the one with all the dots and "emotional health" and stuff?

>>27780340
Nothing of the sort. Its Final Fantasy, the Accounting, the RPG, the movie.

Okay /tg/, what is this game? Because I have a bad feeling about anything with a wolf-theme.

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>>27780303

Inhale the pretentiousness before it dissipates!

>>27780377
Aye.

>>27780377
...Why would ANYONE want to pay money for a game that pretentious, even for ironic reasons? Why, OP? Why are you doing this to yourself?

Suddenly the typo on the freaking spine of the book makes perfect sense.

>>27780260
>topping exclusively
Your tastes > my tastes

>>27780360
What did you expect from game-designers this stupid? OP, please tell us that the text inside is just as badly written too. We know this game is going to be horrible, but we want to know exactly *how* terrible.

Didn't this game have terrible CGI art made in poser, too?

>>27780469
His tasted are greater than yours?

>>27780303
>they can't even spell beginning
>when it's on the fucking box
We should stop making fun of these poor souls. This is just tragic.

>>27780433
Curiosity. I'd probably buy it if I saw it on a shelf, from sheer curiosity.
>>27780469
Uh, thanks, I guess.

>>27780489
Indeed. You could say he... came out on top.

>>27780489
Wait fuck I got my alligator backwards and it ate the small one like a fucking dumbass.

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>>27780372
here.

>>27780520

The fuck

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>>27780520
>Emotional damage is a thing

>>27780520
Ah, the only game that makes FATAL look simplistic, well thought out and streamlined in comparison.

The question is, is this abomination of a character sheet the worst aspect of the game, or just the top of the ice-berg of stupidity? Because I have a hunch it's the latter.

>>27780556
>>27780558
WELCOME TO EORIS

>>27780571
Continuum is much more complex than FATAL really.

>>27780558
FATE has emotional damage. Although they didn't do it as overly complicated and nonsensical.

>>27780571
>the only
Would that this were the case.

>>27780571
Pretty sure the latter, since I've seen the vehicle character sheet and it's just as complicated.

>>27780589
>Continuum

Do I even want to know?

>>27780639
Of course you do.

>>27780639
It's a game about time traveling that /tg/ was the first to ever scan.

Shame the GM book was never found.

>>27780571
>>27780597
The problem with FATAL character sheets is the combination of HUGE NUMBERS (10D100/5 stat rolls), EVERYTHING'S RANDOM, and completely nonsensical derived stats that can openly conflict with each other. Tracking dot counts isn't that bad.

>>27780616
GURPS vehicle rules level of complicated?

Oh and open the books, OP. We want to see the horror. How bad are the illustration? I have a feeling they chose a really obnoxious font, too, with textured background. That seems like the kind of idiot thing that this game would do.

>>27780646
Anyway, OP, keep the pictures coming.

>>27780571
QUICK, we need a character sheet that needs a table with a z-axis.

>>27780639
Yes. Its awesome time police.

>>27780652
It was found, but the tripfag never scanned it.

>>27780675
I never read it. Why is it awesome if it's worse than FATAL?

>>27780520
Okay, other than that weird chick in the top middle this doesn't look that bad to me.

On the top left you have your stats, of which there are too many but whatever. Then you've got a WoD like virtue/vice track on the right. Again too many things, but not a weird inclusion on its own. Then theres a big chunk for skills below that. It's poorly laid out, but it's fairly restrained in it's skill selection compared to many games. Then you've got a section for relevant combat stats at the bottom.

Like I said, I don't know what the fuck is going on in the top middle, but otherwise there's nothing that crazy.

>>27780657
Wait, you mean you actually understand how the hell the Appearance and Emotional grid is supposed to be decoded? Because I'm confused. Very, very confused.

>>27780662
Vehicles have emotional stats too.

>>27780702
>It was found, but the tripfag never scanned it.
Fucking tripfags

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Alright now that I revelead the prize in the box I'll be responding to your questions.

But first let me tell you how they organized the book. There's a setting book and the actual rule book.

Now somehow I managed to deduce that the setting book is the one with the tree with the wolf being the actual rules.

>>27780703
>weird chick

...where?

>>27780675
>QUICK, we need a character sheet that needs a table with a z-axis.

Pop-up character sheets?

Sounds simplistic enough, until you attempt to origami your sheet to your chosen character assignments and end up with another, strangely phallic looking 3D shape.

Fucking /po/.

>>27780736
Open the Wolf.

>>27780719
...holy fuck. Please tell me you're not kidding, because that's so retarded that it almost becomes brilliant. In a pathetic way.

>>27780785
Machine spirits have feeling too!

>>27780793
>Machine spirits have feeling too!

Bunch of 3edgy7u weeabo fuckers.
The honda civic they drive is revolting cheerful and always changes the radio station to try and cheer them up.

I like this idea.

>>27780785
I'm not kidding. I think they might just be for mounts though, I haven't read the actual rules.

>>27780736
>Being so pretentious that you refuse to label your books as "Core Rules" and "The World" or even "Gamemaster's Guide" and "Player's Guide"

This is some kind of elaborate, ironic joke, right? The whole game, I mean. People can't have their heads this far up their own asses, right?

>>27780762
I can't imagine a pop-up table that allows you to comfortably mark a coordinate inside the cube.

>>27780793
My car's depressed that he hasn't found a soul mate yet in my 13 years of driving him. What can I do to cheer him up?

>>27780822
I like this idea. Reminds me of a screencap I appear to be missing, whereupon an edgy hero keeps accidentally being the her..

>>27780840
>comfortably mark

We're trying to make a stupidly complex sheet, we'll just claim anyone who can't figure out how to do it correctly is a casual faggot and should go back to playing video games if he hasn't the brain for pen and paper.

It's the perfect plan.

>>27780713
If I were to guess, you put one dot wherever you happen to sit on that x-y grid.

>>27780840
>comfortably

Clearly you're not deep and artistic enough to make a brilliant, deep and artistic roleplaying game like Eoris.

>>27780902
Cue endless arguments about exactly where on the grid the dot should be. I have a feeling this was never playtested. Or it was, and the writers ignored all feedback because the fool playtesters clearly didn't understand the genius of the designer.

>>27780484
No, all of the art is actually hand-drawn art. I mean, it's why the game was so delayed originally to the preorder purchasers, they had to have it entirely redone on new paper because the paper they had wasn't good enough and didn't hold up well enough for the massive amount of ink their stupid art needed.

>>27780955
Seriously?

Hey OP, let's get some images of the inside.

>>27780571
All the system really is is 'roll fistfulls of d20s like they were WW d10s' from what I recall from some preorder dude posting about it on RPG.net

>>27780736
I strongly dislike your handwriting

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Aight so I didn't take pictures of the mechanics but I'll explain them.

Anyway the gamebook you can tell, because it has thise were-beaver looking mother fucker

>>27780955
You know, that makes me sad.

It looks like a laudable effort to do beautiful books. God knows we don't need more books done in the style of the three little books.

>>27780516
I think you mean "Pac-Man" good sir.

>>27780985
Dude, listen to me and use a lower resolution setting on your camera. We don't need a 3648 x 2736 pic of this thing.

>>27780985
>I didn't take pictures of the mechanics
Did you somehow cease owning a camera partway through this process?

>>27780966
No, seriously. The devs are/were active on RPG.net when Eoris was a BIG THING in development. The publishers are also foreigners I think Brazilian?) and they sent it to publishing, the proofs they got were 'not up to the standard of the gorgeous full color art they wanted to include' and so scrapped the order for that paper and got heavier and more expensive paper.

Also, they pissed off a LOT of their preorder people in that they took the print copies to a convention and sold them there rather than filling their preorders.

>>27780976
At least it's not handfuls of d100s.

>>27781010
Or at least shrink it down in Paint.

So it's basically WoD rules taken one step further toward pretentiousness?

>>27781027
>I think Brazilian?
Colombian or Equatorian.

>>27781010
Maybe you don't. Those of us with a deeper understanding of the spiritual essence of the world could hardly be satisfied with a smaller image of a fucking werebeaver.

Aha, here.

http://www.rpg.net/reviews/archive/15/15093.phtml

>>27781027
>Also, they pissed off a LOT of their preorder people in that they took the print copies to a convention and sold them there rather than filling their preorders.
That sounds like more of a Colombian or Venezuelan thing to do.

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>>27780976
This dude is correct.

If you played any white wolf setting ever, shit should be familiar.

Something tells me this is gonna be the love child of Exalted's DBZ shenanigans with the talking animals of Dragon Ball with a more "serious" artsyle.

Also the horizontal design of the books made it hard to get a proper pic of the table of contents

Hey OP, where'd you get your copy, I kind of want to buy this now.

>>27781158
I wonder if OP had to pay less than the $120 or whatever price they were selling it for originally.

>>27781158
Amazon, champ. Its in the first box.

>>27780652
>Shame the GM book was never found.
Uh, its been available for years.

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>>27781075
Columbian.

And what I gathered is that they went in over their heads with the production and ended up fucking up pretty hard with the product.

Now one of the dudes kinda wants to like some sort of reboot of another name to escape some sort of contract binding or whatever.

sad for both sides

Hmmm. Is it worth $30 to satiate my curiosity? Yes.

What the fuck is this? Looks like they mixed up White Wolf and Kingdom Hearts in a jar, then passed it around and let a couple dozen pretentious faggots jerk off into it.

Look at that fucking character sheet! I feel like I could get the same experience by going down on a guy friend and then doing a few algebra word problems

>>27781225
Holy SHIT these people are losing money. The original price I recall the company posting was $100 or so.

>>27781225
Bugger, forgot shipping. Still.... Eh, I'll get next time I have money and am bored.

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>>27780340
Have a character sheet

>>27781213
Can we go to the Saeria System?
Warp-drive, engage!

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>>27781178
Yeah it's pretty cheap now.

I bought mine new which like close to 30 bux but got free shipping. Used is roughly the same price but no clue on quality.

>>27781225
Are you sure it's a good idea to give these horrible idiots money, even ironically? I mean, that would kinda send them the message that they're actually competent at what they're doing. Do we really want to encourage them?

>>27781305
Sure, everyone deserves a good laugh.

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>>27781267
I unfortunatly did not take many photos since it's a pain in the ass to try and get the text down.

However due to the shape of the book, scanning it will be easy.

However I can post off shit from the magic section.

Also the font isn't terribly annoying and artsy outside of when used for headers and shit.

>>27781258
What do the black pre-filled dots mean? Mandatory minimum? If so then why does everyone have to have an Eternity divine aspect?

I have a copy of this too and it's FUCKING GLORIOUS. I have unfortunately yet to inflict it on my playgroup, but the mechanics are hilarious (d20 dice pool!) and the setting is amazingly pretentious.

>>27781402

Does the system work? Also are there scans that aren't the character sheet?

I wish to partake in the madness.

>>27781402
Please Anon, tell us more about how stupid and pretentious this setting is. Because it seems gloriously stupid.

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>>27781402
Yeah but it's nowhere near Rebbeca Borgstrom tiers of unreadable pretentiousness.


Also behold the Setting book and the walls of fucking poetry on the end and start!

>>27780520
Am I supposed to scribble in these bubbles when I take damage, Battletech style?

>>27781225

Damn, I'm conflicted now too. I really don't want or need this book in any way, but $30 for a $100 book that will never be reprinted is tempting.

Though I did just find out the amazon listing is only for the Essence book, which is disappointing.

>>27781414
I haven't played it so I can't comment too much. It seems solid enough if you love d20's. The core mechanic is roll a pool of d20's (attribute + skill IIRC). A '15'-'19' is one success, a '20' is two successes and a '1' is -1 success. Total up your successes and see if you have enough to succeed at what you're doing.

BUT THEN it's more complex than that. You select one die out of your pool to be your "essence die", ether by picking one of a different colour or just rolling it separately or something. The essence die contributes successes as normal but effects the severity of the success or failure.

So if you have enough successes overall but rolled a '1' on your essence die then perhaps you succeeded, but barely. Or even just at a cost to yourself. Wheras if you got a '20' on your essence die then you fucking owned at whatever it is you were doing.

>>27781492
Is it? Well damn, guess I ain't buying then.

>>27781463
When the cover of a game looks like something out of a New Age shop or like it could be worn on a black T-shirt by a middle-aged, smelly alcoholic with a denim vest, you know it's gotta be good.

>>27781492
Isn't the 'buy new' both things?

>>27781492
Dude if you buy new like I did, you get the two books.

Not sure about used. But I got it with the slip case and the two books.

Only thing it lacks is that artbook that came with it. But who cares about that?

>>27781524
Yeah, I clicked '1 New from $29.95' and it took me to a link where you can also get free shipping.

So, on a scale of one to ten, exactly how furry is this game? And how high does it score on the New Age/Wiccan/Hippy Bullshit scale?

>>27781524

Fuck it, it's on its way.

Gotta feed my Bibliomancer urges.

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>>27781505
Also you forgot transcendence which are basically going super saiyan with different effects and like Omega level is whichever fucking SSJ level at the end of DBZ was making the non-saiyans job harder

>>27781213
>traits and stories
Why is exactly ONE icon not phallic? What the fuck?

>>27781596
Damn you, I laughed so hard at this godawful, ridiculous poetry that I almost woke up the neighbors. I don't know what's more hilarious, the horrible English or the fact that someone actually wrote this completely sincerely and seriously, without trying to be funny.

>>27781524
>Only thing it lacks is that artbook that came with it. But who cares about that?
Why would you buy this for anything that's not the art?

>>27781668
The best part about the setting book is the introduction where it claims that it is not just art, but philosophy and a new way of looking at the world around us.

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>>27781668
YOU WANT MORE POETRY HAVE SOME MORE!

>>27781684
I want to see the art, by the way. I saw the hilariously bad CGI crap, I want to see if the stuff they replaced it with can stand up to the same level of bad.

>>27781596

Hot damn, I can't wait for this and my horse mask to come in.

>>27781722
It's all digital brush type shit with a bunch of photoshop effects. And some CG I think.

Honestly I'm not even phased because I went through the art of anima which is roughly similar but 2000X more animu

>>27781699
I would have been seriously disappointed if a game like this didn't claim something like that. It seems like crap like that is inevitable.

Now please tell me more how bad this setting is, not just the mechanics. Are everyone otherkins? I kinda assume that everyone has to be at least somewhat sparkly, and have at least one eye that sparkles like the blood of the innocent or the brightest emerald or some crap like that.

>>27781715
...I have no idea what any of this senseless gibberish is even supposed to mean, yet my sides hurt. This is hilariously bad and obnoxious, even by poetry standards.

>>27781800
Hold on let me flip through the crunch book for race descriptions, if not I'll flip through the setting book.

Also at least for the mechanics book everything is pretty straightforward.

Also brb dinner.

Captcha sez: nceFrid 404

So hopefully I'll get back before that happens

Also one more thing: when I get back I'll describe the emotional grid thing!

>>27781858
That's a good starting point: what playable races are there, and how ridiculous and unique snowflake are they?

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>Warzone Resurrection are shipping everything out, but haven't set solid dates for arrival
>just ordered a bunch of stuff from another site during a sale

Argh the waiting is killing me!

>>27780840
Clearly you use lego one-stud bricks as the dots and stack them on top of one another.

>>27780520
Meh, I've seen worse sheets.
There's not even that much actual stuff on there, it just looks busy because they did everything with dots instead of numbers. Numbers are just too pleb for some systems, I guess.
Though I suppose it makes the twin-axis stats easier to track.

Really, the 'emotional status' one seems like a neat idea.. but why the fuck do you need a status screen for appearance? Implying that it will change and be a major factor often enough to share center stage on the character sheet.
What the heck kind of game is this?

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>>27780719
>>27780785
Machine spirits man.

>>27781930
Aight I'll look up the races and then we can discuss everyone's favorite thing: The emotional system thing

>>27781135
This feels like they meant it to be a video game menu.

>>27781258
Why are the stats a wheel? When I see wheel stats I expect those on opposite sides to be opposites where more of one means less of the other.. This does not seem to be the case.

>>27781382
This feels like a poor translation. Or someone trying to translate into the most fro-fro words they could look up. The idea underneath doesn't sound bad _yet_.

>>27781463
Jenna Moran is perfectly readable, if you tolerate twee.

>>27782012
GENIUS

Rolled 9

>>27780652
I got a shitty pdf of the GM book though

>>27782242
It's a wheel because it looks fancy and difference.

>>27780652

Didn't someone from /tg/ manage to snag the license from that for like $100 or something crazy?

>>27780979
Seconded. It's almost as bad as mine.

>>27782396
You mean verbal diarrhea and an incompetent editor that doesn't know how to reign her in?

Don't make me bitch about how retarded it was to have a short story breaking in every. single. fucking. section. of Weapons of the Gods

Also oh lawds the races are not described in detail in the game book. Then again they intended you to slog through the setting book and then the mechanics.

Anyway to begin we got three "race types"

You go Sil which are like Mer from TES, descended from divinity and shit. They also have some sort wings and flight ability.

Xylen which are non-divine critters. Who's special ability is a Stand err spirit critter I mean "Eko" which you can create.

Then Kalei which are divinity based critters or some fucking shit involving the cosmology I have not bothered reading yet. Apparently they killed the "Great spirit" and are following orders from God.

Also they get "song" magic so if you need your singan waifus from Arc tonelico this is the group you go to.

Anyway the actual things you play range from Humanoid, anima, and bipedal animal.

According to the pictures:
The humans are Sinarie, Eorisian, and Baarin.
Eorsian is like your vanilla human, Baarin has horns on head, and no fucking clue on Sinarie except they all have like some sort of name after them on. And Sinarie Rinn have blue wimminz dressed in Indian garb.

For the bidpedal animal races you got Hurun, Silthen, and Enlil.

Hurun looks like an Ewok, Silthen is this manlet beaver DYEL, and the Silthen is a bearmode beaver/bear thing.

Last types are Doge(wolf).
You got white magical doge with flowing fur, magical red doge which looks like Red XII with goofy tats, and doge

>>27779822
I am lubing up my anus for massive amounts of rt-student philosophical pretentiousness. This will be either utterly hilarious or so deep and existentialist that all of us anons on /tg/ realise our foolish material ways, renounce then and then ascend to a higher plane of existence.


Just kidding. It'll be hilariously terrible.

>>27782997
re-student?

>Rules nsunnus
Captcha wants to know about mechanics

>>27783228
Aw shit. ART student. I'm typing in the dark right now because roomie has a morning lecture so he needs sleep. Anyway, are we entering this magical realm or not, son?

>>27783228
What type of mechanics?

>>27783441
Weren't we supposed to be digging into that there emotional grid and whatnot?

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>>27783494
I'm still more curious about why there is an appearance grid as a major feature.

>>27783494
>>27783635
Aight let me flip to page 27 and try and condense this for the sake of posterity.

>>27783720
Still waiting here, OP

>>27784660
I imagine he's still in the what-the fuck-am-I-reading.jpg phase.

And then we find out how appearance combat works.

>>27784853
My god, I hope we can shoot beams of fabuloustity at people.

>So it is that the return of the wolves marks the beggining of our world's end...

Wasn't this the premise of Wolf's Rain?

>>27784963
Wolf's Rain was about a bunch of wolves showing up and begging for food?

>>27784963
Ugh Wolf's Rain was such angsty garbage

>>27784980

Two of them were like that, the other two were the proud variety and it was about all of them and a human flower searching for a place called Paradise

Who made this game?

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>>27779822
Wtf? There's a Dragon Dildo LARP?

>>27785124
Wow that blue one is way too small.

Aight this is gonna be a bit long winded
>The Essence system provides a comprehensive methodology to keep track of Character's psychological and mental states.

Anyway it's a really kinda clunky represented subset for social combat stuff.

Anyway take FATE's social/mental stress track and combine it with Exalted's virtues and limit break thing and you got a rough idea of how it is.

Anyways you got stress which is your jimmies than can be rustled. They get rustled if you act against your urge which you can only resist so much.

Then you just derp

Emotional Alteration is how well you can into social combat. A derived stat formula of (mind+charisma+presence)/2.

Then you got the three emotional resistance traits.

Emotional barrier is basically how sensitive/open you are to others.

Hope is kinda weird, in that it's like fate points for doing shit that would otherwise not be possible. Also if you run out you despair and become a phantom... ignore that last part. But yeah you kinda become "dead".

Last part is patience, will power + mind divided by two.

Then you got the impulse in which is like your virtues/limit break in exalted except it's more like an overall personality mindset towards reacting to shit. And that if you try resisting it too much you derp.

With that out of the way we start getting into the social combat type stuff.

You got two types of way with social rolls. Interaction checks and influence check.

Interaction is your general roll for social stuff.
Influence is when you try and rustle their jimmies/ affect the target's emotional status. And is where that grid comes in play.

>>27785044
Hey fuck you, son.

Everything about it validated: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iegdDz8xlXw

>>27782396
In my opinion she redeemed herself completely by creating WTF and TLDR. To me that is her way of acknowledging how far up its own ass Nobilis was and making fun of it. If I had a high tolerance for incomprehensible story games and pain, I might even consider running WTF.

>>27785193
So, what you're telling me is I can a make a character who basically just makes everyone despair so hard they die? Or just rustle their jimmies straight into a coma?

>>27785193
Please tell me you plan to make a character named Jeremiah Rus'o and have him focus entirely on emotional combat.

>>27785271
>I roll to stare piercingly
>You succeed! She looks petulant
>I roll to save versus sympathy
>You failed! You feel bad for being so mean
>Well, I have +5 empathy, so I'm going to try a "I'm here for you" attack
>Success! She professes her emotional debt. You earn 12 emoticoins
>Can I spend forty for anal sex?
>Sorry--you're at a -15% from emotional debt, leaving you squarely in "friend-zone"
>Well... can I spend eighty for a hand job?

That's how this game works, right?

>>27785201
Why so angsty anon?

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>this entire thread

>>27785359
female anatomy, apparently.

>>27785367
clearly

>>27785367
Wanna know something weird? As advanced as medical science is? There is no map of the female reproductive system. We don't even have names for all of the organs involved. And a vagina isn't what you think it is (that's a vulva).

AWFUL

>>27785256
>Or just rustle their jimmies into a coma
"Doctor, what's wrong? What happened to my husband?!"
"I'm sorry, ma'am, but... It's his jimmies. I'm afraid they were rustled and rustled hard"

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HAHA TIME FOR GRID SOON!

Okay so basically what social combat involves is you roll your pool and the opponents in an opposing roll. If you as the attacker win you do damage to their emotional hit points. If you destroy it they go back to full again with a reduction in pool size until you halve it.

NOW WE GOT TO GIRD GET HYPE SON!

Aight so as we are aware, you got two grids. One for the emotional state and the other for appearance.

They both operate the same it says the book. Basically you scribble in the area where you think your character is. The more you are away from the circle the more altered you are.

And depending on which side you are close to you get bonus die or penalties. One affecting your social and the other for non-social stuff. It also has a scale of 0-4 with zero being neutral/chill and four being wrapped up in whatever state you are in.

The four stats are Exalted-Depressed and Secure-Frightened.

Now lets get to appearance!

Elegance-roughness don't do anything immediate and are situational. But menacing and approachable do and give you bonuses in their obvious applications.

You can change it by doing a roll so you can look nice for the bitches but not too dressed up niggas decide to rob your ass.

Also there is a modifier to your successes needed based on your appearance tendency. Which you pick at char gen and gives modifiers based on whether you move with the flow or against it.

And that is it for the grids

>>27785570
can you just put the book on the shelf where it looks nice and play GURPS?

>>27785570
Also I forgot to add, the "damage" means that they'd have their dots moved wherever you're wanting it too. Which means you might end up trying to crush a dude's emo HP while trying to cheer him up for dat dere dicepool buff

>>27785645
It's not even that bad, it's just the grid making it look more complicated than it already is. The core of it is fine, just the presentation.

Also it's still more simpler than Exalted's social combat

>>27785382
Shit. If the vagina isn't the cavity leading to the uterus what IS the vagina?

>>27785424
Reminds me of the You Got Served episode of South Park.

>>27785773
A dark mystery you will never understand, gentle anon.

>>27785795
Well as long as I can occasionally get a bitch's mucus on my dick, I will be all right.

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>>27781715
>You are now reading this in a Vogon voice.

I guess magic is up, which is also the next session after the whole Grid dickery thing.

>>27785811
I loled before my ears started bleeding. I think my babelfish sploded.

>>27785344
Close. Instead of anal it would be yiffing and instead of hand job paw job.

>>27781382
>scanning it
Let us know when you do. My curiosity burns.

>>27785961
I am interested as well, my curiosity (and a strange rash) also burns.

>>27781596
>>27781715

The words in the parentheses- I'm, dying this is too much.

Help.

>>27781596
>>27781715
Goddamn, I write some terrible poetry (I once ended a friendship with a poem by accident, true story), but that was just hurtful.
>Would that frail light brew the Earth astute
What does that even MEAN? Astute is like... insightful or wise, what does frail light have to do with it?
>Your eyes are so beautiful... Not because of how they look but because of what they see
Why hello there, bad teenage romance poetry. I thought I'd left you behind years ago.
>Cherish the night, the dark, the impossible, foster the child, the wake, the rearing, sinister the one, intense to fade, desire the craze, craving for the son
Okay, I'm not sure what 'sinister the one' means, but I think this is about incest.
>One poem mentions yaks out of nowhere as their stereotypical Earth animal
What.
>The gates are open for those who know the chant
'Mellon'
>Amber dark, Solemn Cyan, Crimson Garnet, etc
Adjective Color! What the fuck is 'Shiny Agatha'
Jesus Christ, this is painful.

>>27786168
I don't even know man, but I'm guessing the poem translations didn't get translated all the way.

Not like it matters.

Also now I must read through the fluff book and learn what is it with the races.

And then I will roll a Doge or a raptor with a gundam with the vehicle and critter gen systems

>>27786268
Scan the books, man! Scan the books!

Also I just released what they meant by Agatha. It's supposed to be Agate.

But in Spanish it's Agata which also translates as Agatha in English

MOAR YOU KNOW

Still here OP?

So Eoris is to roleplaying games what black T-shirts with howling wolves and old Native Americans on them are to clothing?

>>27787830
Yeah I just woke and am planning to scan the rulebook first after fiddling with the scanner.

If this 404s I'll just make another thread and it'll be easy to spot

>>27791260
You're a good person, OP. Even if you're clearly a masochist.

>>27791271
Making some slow progress.

Trying to correct the color weirdness from all that damn bloom so things look good takes a bit of tweaking

>>27791911
2 hours ago is REALLY slow progress.

>>27792868
>OP spends his time and money to bring us weird shit
>anon complains about the time it takes
Sure, he's a masochist, but it just seems rude to poke him with a stick while he tortures himself.

Wait a second, so you mean to tell me Eoris is something other than a busy as hell character sheet and is an actual game.

Get the fuck out of here.

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>>27782972

Wait, the dog race is really called doge? 10/10 would wow.

>>27795663
Why do I get the strange feeling we're going to get doge character sheets now?

>>27780520
>appearance status
>emotional status
>divine aspects
This is most likely a female's wrongdoing.

>>27780736
>Timestamp
It's okay OP, no one would joke about buying something like this.

>>27795918
Has OP died? Perhaps the sheer faggotry contained within the book has worked its vile magic?

>>27785124
Is that american (0.355l) or european (0.5l) coke can?

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>>27785367
alright, let me give you TL;DR

>>27795684
If we're up for "let's roll a Doge", I'm in!

>>27796987
I'm going to hazard a guess based on rim size, it's a 375ml one.

>>27797041
Then where is it?

>>27797041
>not knowing about the fourth hole

>>27798881
You're still alive, OP!?

>>27797041
Men have three holes as well.

Ours are just used for fucking in a different way.

Our differences make us special!

Rule book finished and uploading.

It's all in color, OCR, and I put some bookmarking

>>27800046
Wai~

>>27800046
Oh wow, that is way better than I was expecting. Thank you OP!

http://www.4shared.com/office/lim0o5_xEoris_Rules.html

Bumping for great justice

>>27800664
>link doesn't work
>4shared

>>27800893
Well first you need to log in and secondly it does not want to link.

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>>27800664
>doesn't have OP's tripcode
>4shared

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>>27800664

Since it's so damn hard to use the 4share I guess you'll have to wait for the rapidshit, I mean mediafire upload

Good god this thread is still up?

>OP is trying to provide rules to an RPG I'll never buy

Carry on

>>27801666
Uploading and like I said it will take a while.

In the meantime try copy and pasting the link elsewhere while logged in to see if you can get it off there.

>>27801797
Nah, I have a 4shared login and it says The file link that you requested is not valid. Tried it in both IE and Firefox

>>27801944
is there a way to make the document searchable from the sight?

>>27802149
http://www.4shared.com/folder/iIl_7n1C/PnP_Books.html

Perhaps this will work while the Mediafire link uploads?

>>27802179
Unfortunately, I don't have a 4shared account, but you're a gentleman and a scholar, all the same.

Waiting semi-patiently for that mediafire link.

>>27802179
This one is working, thank you.

>>27802292
16 minutes until that MF link is golden.

Also no clue on why 4shared wasn't linking to the file

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No way.

This actually got published?

Why did you buy this, thus encouraging the makers of this drek?

>>27802771
How else would we be able to eat it and determine whether or not it IS dreck?

>>27802470
Any update?

http://www.mediafire.com/download/5xotn7nj9dzl4mx/Eoris_Rules.pdf

>>27802179

This link worked, thanks.

Skimming through the rules. This might actually take me a couple of days to get through. I can only read in small chunks at a time.

>>27802999
It's not that bad, it's just the presentation being clunky.

And also the fact that there's some fluff related stuff tied to the characters. As the writers expected you to read the setting book first then the rules.

Also how's the quality?

I tried to get the image quality as good as possible with the art and text. Although the "bloom" on certain images made me mess with the contrast so shit could be visible

>>27803076
Quality is good. Some cut-offs here and there, but if I remember right, its not your standard 8.5x11 so thats to be expected

And ya, I wanted to make a comparison to WoD, where you have to read some of the bullshit to get to the actual meat, except while it isnt as fluff heavy as a White Wolf rulebook, its all setting specific, so its somehow harder to get through

>>27803207
The mechanics are kinda straightforward.
Only real confusing mess is the character creation section with three main types. Since the context is provided in the fluff book which they wanted to be read first. Which I will get to scanning and uploading.


On the plus side you can easily roll magical doge as your character using the critter creation rules. And try abusing vehicle rules for giggles too.

>>27802945
>not touhou futa
/tg/ has changed.

Oh man, an actual Eoris PDF. I've been curious about this one for a while.

Are you going to be scanning the setting book, OP?

>>27804337
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zu9ZxzsWchg

>>27780840

Have two notched sliders, one horizontal and one vertical and half of a cube. The sliders intersect to represent the x and y axes, while their placement within the cube represents the z axis.

>>27808458
or you can use a bead

Halfway done

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>>27808322
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzfdVbClqAA

Currently got 50ish pages left to go

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>>27813620

>>27814998
And link is baking

http://www.mediafire.com/download/hnnmca617mcaysq/Eoris_setting.pdf


Now lets see some healthy discussion now that you got the information.

thank you for your patience

>>27816733
No, thank you for scanning and uploading the PDFs.

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>>27816733
Yay! Now we can make doge characters and worry about our appearance grids!

You are a glutton for punishment OP, you are thanked for your service to /tg/.

>>27816580
Huh, art is actually pretty decent.
Found myself expecting lower grade deviantart.

Provided this thread survives the night. I'll try and post my character creation shenanigans in which I (ab)use the creature creator rules and make my own brand of magical dog along with other creating rules.

But first I'll need to read the setting book to get some context on the races as like I mentioned, writers wanted you to read it first . And the rule book is pretty damn confusing with it's sparse information over them.

>>27817226
Reply count is getting pretty high, probably should plan on making a new thread. "WTF is Erois, Part Doge" or some such.
Have a good night, Kindly Masochist OP.