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"Right..." Miho says, resigning herself to explaining her genius. "So, Kay's most valuable asset is the Firefly." You nod- the 17pdr high velocity cannon is capable of putting hole in just about any possible Senshado-legal tank. "But, however good it's gun is, it's still a Sherman and therefore easy to knock out if it's discovered- any of our tanks have sufficient firepower to take it down, even the 38t."

You are Commander Russells of the M26E1 Pershing Heavy Tank "Black Jack" and you're pretty sure you know where her idea of "fishing for tanks" is going. You look at her, finally catching up. "So she'll want to keep the Firefly back in cover and use weaker tanks to bait our tanks into positions where it can fire on them safely!" You say, snapping your finger.

"Exactly!" Miho says, excited. "Against most teams she could use nothing but A1's and the Firefly with this strategy and have more than bait to take down most of their tanks." She ruffles your hair. "You're slow, but you get there!" She jokes, but immediately blushes as if she'd offended you. "S-sorry..."

>So what about Kay? What can we expect from her?
>How do we beat this strategy, then?
>Other.
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>So what about Kay? What can we expect from her?
>How do we beat this strategy, then?
Also stick your tongue out at her.
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>>27749631
>So what about Kay? What can we expect from her?

You forgot your subject line.
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>>27749631
>So what about Kay? What can we expect from her?
>How do we beat this strategy, then?

Also, ruffle her hair back. Then say something witty
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>>27749670
RASPBERRY
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>>27749673

I did.

Girls und Panzer Quest: "Secret Agent Yukari Edition!"
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>>27749767
secret, ASIIIAAAN MAN!
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>>27749631
>So what about Kay? What can we expect from her?
>How do we beat this strategy, then?
Also return fire with the hair ruffles.
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>>27749631
>So what about Kay? What can we expect from her?
>How do we beat this strategy, then?
Coupled with either returning fire with a hair rustling or sticking our tongue out, possibly both.

Also HAHA, TONKS etc etc.
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>>27749886
Hey, that's MY line!
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>>27749834
>Also return fire with the hair ruffles
>tfw we will never ruffle Yukari's hair
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>>27749631
>So what about Kay? What can we expect from her?
>How do we beat this strategy, then?

What about the I-Go!
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>>27750040
>mfw that pic
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>>27750125

no...da fluffy...noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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>>27749631
>So what about Kay? What can we expect from her?
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>>27750169
>>27750152

Well this got Lewd fast.
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>>27750169

hngggggggg
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>>27750169
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>>27750209
Lewd thread?
Lewd thread.
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>>27749631
>>So what about Kay? What can we expect from her?
Besides blowjobs.
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>>27749631
>>So what about Kay? What can we expect from her?
>>How do we beat this strategy, then?

Also agree with:
>>27749701
>Ruffle her hair back.
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>>27749631
>So what about Kay? What can we expect from her?
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>>27750520
AWWW YEAH
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Speaking of Tiger IIs (Well, we were last thread), there was a thread in /k/ about it >>>/k/18329685 ...Let's see if I still remember how to do cross-board links.
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>>27750541
I hated driving those things in Basic.
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>>27750564
/k/ would be so much less shitty if not for all the Slavaboos.
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>>27750627
nationalism in general
That said. Murrica best, slavshit can suck it
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>>27750693
It never seems to be the actual Slavs going "hurr durr, Russia stronk!" though.
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>>27750730
When they tell me that, it only makes me want to try harder
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>>27749631
>So what about Kay? What can we expect from her?
>
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>>27750948

>He isn't an Engineer
>He doesn't have to carry all that, breaching kit, plus demo kit.
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A story about Farah Dorn, Yukari, and General Patton driving a hover tank in space warfare.
Would you read this?
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>>27751099
>Farah Dorn

The girl from Warhammer High? Sounds like it'd be some insane fever dream, but definitely worth a good chuckle.
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>>27751169
Exactly.
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>>27750948

The hell are they called light infantry when it looks like they carry over 100 pounds on their backs?
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>>27751327
Because "heavy" is mechanized.
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"I am terribly offended and demand you apologize!" You say sternly, before sticking your tongue out to show you're joking. "So what about Kay and her tankers?" You ask, looking to get a better idea of who you're fighting. "What's she like? How does she command? What sort of tactics does she use?"

Miho leans back. "Well, Kay's probably one of the few Captains out there who really is just out there to have fun." She says, smiling a bit. "Something I always admired about her was that she always played fair, always gave even the worst teams a chance to shine and she's never bitter about being beaten." She looks back over at you sternly. "Don't let that fool you, though. She's absolutely competant and her team is top notch- Pravda, Black Forest and Saunders have always been the three favorites to win any tournement."

You take the computer and move back to some of the notes you'd been taking earlier. "What about tactics?" You ask, getting ready to take some notes.

"Well, Senshado is, at its heart, a team game." Miho starts. "But Saunders' specialty is wolf-pack tactics... They never fight alone, ever. If you see one Saunders Sherman, you can be pretty sure that she meant you to see her and that there are four other Shermans ready to pounce on your flanks if you make a move." She shivers a bit. She takes the computer back and is soon on Youtube. "Here- watch..."

>Next
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The video is an aerial view of a urban fight- two T-34s and an IS-2 are stopped at an intersection, their guns pointing in three directions. A few seconds later, an M4A3 Sherman pops out from an alley from behind them and, with a single round, blows the track off off IS-2. The T-34's both rotate and swing their turrets around to engage the lone Sherman, but then two more Shermans poke out from the next street down, each fire into the T-34's now-exposed sides.

The IS-2's turret desperately attempts to track towards the first Sherman, but with its tracks disabled it's nothing but an easy target as another Sherman, and then another flood out from side roads, striking the heavy Russian tank over and over until it's finally disabled.

"Jesus." You say, impressed with their teamwork.

"Lucky our battleground doesn't have any urban areas in it..." Miho says. "They have numbers, sure. But they've also perfected strategies and tactics to make those numbers count."

>"I need something to eat."
>"So, how do we beat them?"
>Other.
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I think Blackjack had a stroke or something.
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>>27751385
>"So, how do we beat them?"

WHELP.
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>>27751385
>"I need something to eat."

Time for thinking food.
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>>27751385
>two posts
what is this sorcery
>"I need something to eat."
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>>27751385
>"I need something to eat."
>"So, how do we beat them?"

BTW Blackjack how did Miho take the chilli?
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>>27751385
>"So, how do we beat them?"
we need a counter tactics! stat!
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>>27751385
>>Other.

You feeling hungry? I'm getting hungry. Wanna see if Grandpa is done with the chili? We'll discuss tactics over some food.
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>>27751385
>"I need something to eat."

...Well, it's a good thing they don't have any heavy tanks right?
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>>27751327
Supply footprint.
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>>27751385
>"I need something to eat."

It could be worse, it could be Black Forest's patented heavy tank spam.
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>>27751385
>"I need something to eat."
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>>27751485

We can only hope they don't have a Pershing of their own--or one of those prototype superheavy tanks. We'll also be in big trouble if they happen to have any closed-top versions of Hellcats--very quick and with a lot of punch.
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>>27751385
>Other.
"On the plus side Jack, the Excelsior, and Stug easily got range and pen on them. We could always counter their tactics."
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>>27751550

Kay with Hellcats would be friggin scary, it would match up perfectly with her wolfpack tactics, and we'll have enough trouble dealing with those Shermans (and Arisa being a cheating bitch).
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>>27751385
>"I need something to eat."
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>>27751588
>Kay with Hellcats

Surely BlackJack wouldn't inflict such a thing on us right?

...Right?
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>>27751702
What do you think anon?
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>>27751588
I still nominate what someone mentioned many threads ago. If we ever figure out she is tapping our radio, our tank should just sing Battle Hymn of the Republic over and over while the girls/Patrick text each other.
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>>27751775
Can we mix in some Gory Gory?
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>>27751775
>>27751783
Better: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMIkZMkvgmU
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>>27751783
Only if we sing it.
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>>27751819
Well what the hell else would we be doing?
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>>27751775
>If we ever figure out she is tapping our radio, our tank should just sing Battle Hymn of the Republic over and over
This too is sensha-do.
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>>27751775
>>27751783
more like something like "House of Pain's 'Jump Around'" or some beach boys.
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>>27751854
> I'M STIIIIIIIIIIIL IN A DREEEEEEEEEEEAM, SNAAAAAAAKEEEEEE EAAAAAATEEEEEEEEER
Beat her at her own game. Her own game of Americanism.
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>>27751901
I can get behind this.
But aren't we kinda getting meta here? We don't know for sure she'll use that tactic
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>>27751932
Oh, yeah, I was gonna say: is she really stupid enough for fall for the texting trick twice?
And also snake eater.
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>>27751954
what do you mean fall for it twice? This isn't a repeat of the events of the series, this *is* the series, but with us in it.
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>>27752138
>He can't right click>Save Image As...
You on a mac or something boy?
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>>27752156
I used snipping tool because I just wanted that bit, smartass.
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http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1514155?pool_id=7425 posting because relevant
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>>27752186
>He can't right click>Edit
You on a mac or something boy? You not have MSPaint or Photoshop?
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>>27752213
Too much effort.
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>>27752213
I AM ON WIN7 DUMBASS. Snipping tool is faster, you fucking retard.
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>>27752209
I love the history girls so much...
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>>27752236
No it's not.
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>>27752253
Yeah, it is.
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>"I need something to eat."
>"So, how do we beat them?"
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>>27752253
>>27752269
>Open tool
>select area to screenshot
>save
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>>27752269
>>27752310
Middle mouse button
Switch tab
Rightclick, save as

That said, now that you've shown me that, it's objectively superior to Print screen & MS Paint.
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>>27752358
But if you want to get a specific bit of image, snipper is faster than saving the whole image then opening and cropping it.
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>>27752410
Yes, but then you wind up with anything superimposed over the image, as so.
>>27752138
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I'm a lot less behind than I thought I would be.

holy shit captcha is a phone number I know.
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>>27752439
WHO FUCKING CARES?

The point's Hana sticking grass in oblivious Yukari's hair, you probably can't read the text anyways!
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>>27752439
Eh.
That's only really an issue if you decide to be dumb and do it from a booru with a translation overlay.
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>>27752477
nobody
The point is that your image is dirty much like your mind and is covered in a bunch of gaijin's filthy sticky translation notes like some sort of cheap corner manga.
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>>27752520

SIXTY GAIJINS
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>>27752575
and that's terrible
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"So how do we even beat them?" You say. "They tore that IS-2 apart, the two escorts might didn't even manage to fire a shot!" You're suddenly hounded by the image of that exact scene playing again, but this time in a forest with your Pershing and two Oorai tanks. "And Pravda are old hands at Senshado!" For a while, at least, you'd assumed that Oorai was in pretty good shape, that, at least with you along, they had a pretty solid chance. After watching Kay's pack tactics, though, you've had your faith shaken.

"Russells?" Miho asks, getting your attention. "Stop that. Right now." She says, eyeing you like she'd caught you looking at a waitress' butt. "Pravda lost that match because they fought like idiots- they wasted good equipment on tactics that were doomed to fail against Kay's style of fighting." She goes to another video. "Look- see first she made the mistake of making the IS-2 her flag tank. Immediately made it the biggest target on the field, then she leaves it with only those two escorts in the middle of a poorly-defensible position while she took the rest of her tanks on a wild goose after this tank here." She points to the screen. "She had all but three of her tanks running around uselessly. And even then Kay had a high-ground ambush about a mile later." Miho leans back. "Pravda played dumb with good tanks- we're gonna play smart with okay tanks."

You're only slightly assuaged. "You didn't answer my question- How do we beat them?" You say, looking over at her.

She looks less confident at that. "We'll figure it out. Is dinner ready? It smells amazing!" She says, smartly changing the topic.

>Relax, Russells. You get all neurotic when you're hungry. Have some chili.
>Press her- you're not going to sleep well until you've come up with something.
>Other.
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>>27752628
>Relax, Russells. You get all neurotic when you're hungry. Have some chili.

we can snipe snipe snipe
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>>27752628
>Relax, Russells. You get all neurotic when you're hungry. Have some chili.

The blinding pain from the chili should take our mind off the battle.
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>>27752628
>>Relax, Russells. You get all neurotic when you're hungry. Have some chili.
Leave the thinking to Miho. We're not smart, but we can lift heavy things.
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>>27752628
>>Relax, Russells. You get all neurotic when you're hungry. Have some chili.

I hope Miho enjoys eating fire.
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>>27752628
>Relax, Russells. You get all neurotic when you're hungry. Have some chili.
"OK, it's one Firefly against three pretty good longer-range guns on our side, and unless they've got heavies nothing they have stops the 90. Counter their pack tactics with a rabbit tank?"
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>>27752628
>Relax, Russells. You get all neurotic when you're hungry. Have some chili.
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>>27752628
>Relax, Russells. You get all neurotic when you're hungry. Have some chili.
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>>27752662
>Leave the thinking to Miho. We're not smart, but we can lift heavy things.
Can we lift an M26E1 and throw it at a Sherman Firefly? I think I have this next match in the bag.
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>>27752628
>food

we're a healthy male teenager. We need to consume sustenance on a constant basis.
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>>27752710

What's the quickest tank on our team? The Excelsior? We could try using it as a bait tank, leading the Shermans into a killzone where the Pershing and StuG are waiting.
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>>27752743
>we're a healthy male teenager. We need to snog Miho on a constant basis.

FTFY
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>>27752628
>Relax, Russells. You get all neurotic when you're hungry. Have some chili.

I am strangely ok at the prospect at being crushed by Kay.
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>>27752628
Make Miho eat the Chilli
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>>27752760
Excelsior and Pershing are fastest IIRC.
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>>27752760
StuG or 38(t), IIRC.
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>>27752779
I look forward to Miho's face when Kay bear hugs us. just like a real american
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>>27752779
>I am strangely ok at the prospect at being crushed by Kay's tits.

FTFY
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>>27752760
>>27752789
>>27752790
what, did you all forget about the I-Go?

also
>Pershing are fastest IIRC.
the fuck are you snorting
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>>27752799

We never even had a chance of getting Best Girl...

T.T
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>>27752760
The Excelsior's one of the two we have with a long 75 on it, the other's the STUG.

The IV and the Lee have stubby 75s. The 38t has a 37mm main and it's the fastest on the team.
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>>27752819
I-go is out of the rotation and slow as shit anyways.
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>>27752828
The lee has a long 75 as well. Along with the turret's 37.
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>>27752819
All have the same road speed of around 26-27 mph, off road varies from 8-12 mph for our tanks
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>>27752842

The I-Go is out of rotation only until we find a crew for it--there's still the Sodoclones and the WoT nerds lurking around the school, after all.
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This quest is going to turn my indecisive self into a Mihofag isn't it?
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>>27752828
>Excelsior
>OQF 75mm
>"Long"

Fuck no. The QF75 was fucking weaksauce.
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>>27752892
Or a new crew altogether
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>>27752859
Pretty sure they got the short barrel M2 gun.
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>>27752900
at least the waifuing is mostly out of the way. Keyword here is mostly
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>>27752862
correction Pershing goes around 6, 38t, 8mph, Excelsior 12mph off road.
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>>27752892

We should put in the requirement of being masochists for the next crew to ride the thing.
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>>27752904
We really need a new crew for the I-Go considering we need all the tanks we can get.
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>>27752902
none of the tanks in our team have a 'long' 75, they are all low velocity peashooters
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>>27752956
No, the StuG's StuK40 is a "long" 75.
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>>27752922
Derp, thought it had the M3 mounted for some reason. My bad.
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>>27752967
If only we could track down that long 75 for the IV before too long...
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>>27752967
its not, not even with the L/48 barrel is it a 'long' 75, with the L48 its just not a 'short' 75
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>>27753017
Well, if you want to get all technical, the L/70 was the "long 75", so all the L/37s to L/48s are shorts.
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>>27753017
The L/70 fires an entirely different round.

L/48 is in fact as long as they come for that shell.
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>>27753041
This makes me think, you think we could pull some WOT bullshit and fit the Schmalltum and an L/70 to our PzIV?
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>>27753017
Are you using WoT Terminology for these guns?

Because The StuK40 on the StuG F8 onwards has always been referred to as the Long 75 in the context of the StuG, much the same as the L/48 KwW42 on the PzIV has always been referred to as the "Long 75" in the Panzer IV's context.

IRL the L/70s never got mounted on StuGs nor PzIVs (The Schmalturm pzIV attempt was a failure and never worked), thus there should be no confusion - You are either referring to the short L/37s or the Lon L/48s.
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>>27753059
Schmalturm PzIV Never worked. The recoil shattered the chassis.
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>>27753081
But we have CARBON!
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I've been wondering.

The Lee uses the same turret gun as the Matilda, right? Or something similar to it.

What's stopping us from attaching a Squeezebore on to it?
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>>27753099
Historical limitations on mods.
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>>27753099
Completely different gun.

Lee's turret gun is a 37mm American-designed piece.

Matilda's gun is the 40mm 2pdr Gun.

Completely different calibers, constructions, mechanisms and ammunition.

Won't work.
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>>27753121
Also, squeezebores were a failed concept no one has used since for good reason.
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>>27753121
The U.S. did experiment with them, but they would work with the 37mm for some reason that I can't remember
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>>27753135
The Kraut ones worked well, they just didn't have enough tungsten to maintain ammo supplies, so it got scrapped.
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I think as long as it was something that already existed, modification would be allowed in the rules, though a case like this is never brought up

>>27753121
>>27753135
That's a shame
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>>27753059
I *think* it would be Senshado-legal, but well...what >>27753081 said, it's a tiny terror in WOT but it probably wouldn't be so hot in senshado.
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If there's one thing that can take your mind of facing a frighteningly good Senshado team, it's terrifyingly hot Chili. You sit at the table across from Miho, spoon in one hand and a large glass of milk in the other, while Grandpa Russells brags about just how hot some of the chilis he used were, using phrases like "recommended I use two layers of latex gloves while handling!" and "illegal in the Eurozone".

You stare down at the chili- it's not even red so much as a dark brown. The scent alone brings tears of pain to your eyes. You look over at Miho and she looks back at you, determined gleam in her eyes. You are the man here, you're also the one most used to your grandfather's cooking. You screw your eyes closed, swallowing one last mouthful of not-magmatic saliva before you dig your spoon into the bowl and take a bit before you can chicken out.

The thing about your grandfather's Chili is that he knows how to make good chili, as many scovilles as he manages to pack in it still tastes amazing. "Y'know, you say, swallowing your first mouthful. It's not that bad!" You say, hopeful that perhaps grandpa had, for once, overstated the heat.

Then, long after the Chili has left your mouth and as Miho is taking her first bite, it ignites. It tingles at first, as if your nerve endings aren't quite sure what's happening and then the heat of a thousand, thousand scovilles washes across your mouth and throat, like waves propogating across a small pool.

>Stick with it- tough it out! You've beaten every other bowl so far.
>Milk. You need milk right now.
>Cry.
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>>27753439
>Stick with it- tough it out! You've beaten every other bowl so far.
>Milk. You need milk right now.
>Cry.
>Spaghetti
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>>27753439
>Stick with it- tough it out! You've beaten every other bowl so far.
Remember we only have so much milk to share with our guest
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>>27753439
>Stick with it- tough it out! You've beaten every other bowl so far.
Its like the time I had pickled Ghost chili!
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>>27753439
>Stick with it- tough it out! You've beaten every other bowl so far.

SUFFERING TO THE END!
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>>27753439
>Stick with it- tough it out! You've beaten every other bowl so far.

Miho might need that milk
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>>27753439
Try to >Stick with it- tough it out! You've beaten every other bowl so far.
Fail misirably and try >Milk. You need milk right now.
Go into your room and >Cry.
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>>27753439
>Stick with it- tough it out! You've beaten every other bowl so far.

We won't lose to Granddad!
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>>27753439
>Stick with it- tough it out! You've beaten every other bowl so far.
Die with honor, worm.
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>>Stick with it- tough it out! You've beaten every other bowl so far
We're the man here. We can't go for the milk until after she does.

Now finish that bowl and get another!
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>>27753439
>Stick with it- tough it out! You've beaten every other bowl so far.

There's only so much milk to go around.
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Damnit I want some habaneros now
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>>27753439
Start a rhythm or we will puss out.
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>Stick with it- tough it out! You've beaten every other bowl so far.
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>>27753439
>>Stick with it- tough it out! You've beaten every other bowl so far.
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>>27753439
>>Stick with it- tough it out! You've beaten every other bowl so far.
grow a pair, Russ.
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>>27753439
>Stick with it- tough it out! You've beaten every other bowl so far.

BE A MAN! XD You must present TOUGH FACE FOR WOMAN.

Also I think at some point during the Saunder's fight we need Russel to be standing in teh commander's hatch with binocs up watching Shermans roll down a hill.

"You magnificent bitch. I READ YOUR BOOK!"
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>>27753439
>>Stick with it- tough it out! You've beaten every other bowl so far.

We will remain strong. Spaghetti will not be spilled this day!
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>>27753739
Are you drunk, or just stupid?
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>>27753739
Pretty sure we've already made the "read your book" reference this quest.
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>>27753749
I'm guessing that's a GEN Patton reference, even if it'd be more fitting for Black Forest.
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>>27753739
>XD
Fuck off.
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>>27753764
We did, and it went over poorly.
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>>27753774
We made it when we learned Erwin's name.
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>>27753774
No, I caught the reference. But "XD" rustles my jimmies in a rather unsubtle way.
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>>27753799
XD XD XD
XD XP
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>>27753829
Neat.
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For what purpose.
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>Stick with it- tough it out! You've beaten every other bowl so far.
>Other- Inhale air, Exhale flame.
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You try to tough it out- you've had hot chili before, but this is unlike anything you've had yet. And Miho's watching- so that schoolboy bravado kicks in and you take another mouthful and smile, trying not to look at the glass of milk. You remember that spoonful, and then the next but when you wake up the next morning, you don't remember anything past that.

You suspect there's a reason your brain won't let you remember that trauma. As your still sleeping brain comes back to life, you're aware of three things: Your face is still burning, you're on the couch, and there's something heavy leaning against you. You groan and begin getting up to greet the day when the mass leaning against you shifts and mumbles something in her sleep. Why is Miho asleep next to you on the couch?

Wait. Oh crap.

WHY IS MIHO ASLEEP NEXT TO YOU ON THE COUCH?

>Let her sleep- get dressed and showered quietly.
>Wake her up- she'll be late for Senshado practice!
>WHY IS MIHO ASLEEP NEXT TO YOU ON THE COUCH?!
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>>27753931
>Let her sleep- get dressed and showered quietly.
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>>27753931
>Let her sleep- GRANDPA, WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED LAST NIGHT?!
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>>27753931
>>Let her sleep- get dressed and showered quietly.
Wake 'er up after.
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>>27753931
>Let her sleep- get dressed and showered quietly.
HUEHUEHUE
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>>27753931
>>WHY IS MIHO ASLEEP NEXT TO YOU ON THE COUCH?!
>>WHY IS MIHO ASLEEP NEXT TO YOU ON THE COUCH?!
>Let her sleep- get dressed and showered quietly.

It might be time to panic, but she deserves to sleep.
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>>27753931
>Let her sleep- get dressed and showered quietly.

Take a hot one then a cold one after that. Brain is way too fried for this.
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>>27753931
>literally black out from the chilli
Goddamn grandpa, is this legal?
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>>27753931
>>WHY IS MIHO ASLEEP NEXT TO YOU ON THE COUCH?!
then
>Let her sleep- GRANDPA, WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED LAST NIGHT?!
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>>27753931
>WHY IS MIHO ASLEEP NEXT TO YOU ON THE COUCH?!
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>>27753931
>>WHY IS MIHO ASLEEP NEXT TO YOU ON THE COUCH?!
Uggg... Mike Tyson? Why is there a tiger in the bathroom?
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>>27753931
>>WHY IS MIHO ASLEEP NEXT TO YOU ON THE COUCH?!

ARE WE AT LEAST FULLY CLOTHED? IS SHE FULLY CLOTHED? THIS IS IMPORTANT.
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>>27753931
>Wake her up- she'll be late for Senshado practice!
Bahahahaha. The only thing worse than showing up to practice together and slightly disheveled is for her to show up later on her own
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>>27753980
Well it's not like he would TELL us about any secret ingredients, like bourbon or the like.
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>>27753931
>Fondle her until she's awake
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>>27753995
Seconding this.
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>>27753931
>Let her sleep- get dressed and showered quietly.
Situations like this call for retreat and reassessing the situation
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>>27753931
>WHY IS MIHO ASLEEP NEXT TO YOU ON THE COUCH?!
Just as Grandpa planned.
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>>27753931
>Let her sleep- GRANDPA, WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED LAST NIGHT?!

Get Grandpa.

FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED.
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>>27753931
>Let her sleep- GRANDPA, WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED LAST NIGHT?!
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>>27753931
>Let her sleep- GRANDPA, WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED LAST NIGHT?!
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>>27753931
>Let her sleep- get dressed and showered quietly.

We will not face this stinking of taco meat and shame.
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>>27753931
>Let her sleep- GRANDPA, WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED LAST NIGHT?!

>>27754026
Clever old coot.
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>>27754026
I was about to post this.

Clever old man is looking out for our interests, and the interests of his great-grandchildren.
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>>27753931
>>Let her sleep- GRANDPA, WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED LAST NIGHT?!
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>>27753931
>>Let her sleep- GRANDPA, WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED LAST NIGHT?!
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>>27753931
>Wake her up- she'll be late for Senshado practice!
Then shower and get dressed
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>>27753931
>Let her sleep- GRANDPA, WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED LAST NIGHT?!

MAHO WILL BREAK OUR NECK.
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>>27753931
>Let her sleep- GRANDPA, WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED LAST NIGHT?!

..D-did we just get completely smashed on chili?
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>>27753980
To quote him: "illegal in the eurozone"
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>>27754110
You obviously don't know the secret ingredient. Bourbon. Delicious.
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>>27754110
Or we just passed out and Gramps put us on the couch because he has a sene of humor.
Or he spiked the chili
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>>27754098
shhhh. we don't know that
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>>27754128
>their faces when
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>>27753931
>Let her sleep- get dressed and showered quietly.
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>>27753931
>Let her sleep- GRANDPA, WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED LAST NIGHT?!

Holy crap, how do you black out from chili?
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>>27753931
>Let her sleep- GRANDPA, WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED LAST NIGHT?!
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>>27753931
>Let her sleep- GRANDPA, WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED LAST NIGHT?!
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>>27754132
Yet.
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>>27754098
>>27754132
>>27754188
Let's not worry too far into the future. I'm more worried about what Rose will do to us.
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>>27754384
THAT depends entirely on what happened last night. With Maho, there is a distinct possibility that it does not...

On that note:
>>27753931
>Let her sleep- GRANDPA, WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED LAST NIGHT?!
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>>27754419
Why do we care what Maho thinks? Miho was disowned, right? Her family was a bunch of dicks that more or less spit on her, so who gives a single flying fuck what they say. Their right to interfere in Miho's life ended when they threw her out.
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>>27754593
Maho still cares about her sister, she acts cold and obedient to their mother to shield Miho from her, more or less. Go read the Little Army manga: http://ak-scans.wikia.com/wiki/Girls_und_Panzer
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>>27754593
Maho still cares, and she will crush us under her iron treads.

And not in a metaphorical, sexual way. In a literally, horrifying way.
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>>27754642
Or if we do a good job maybe she won't

maybe
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>>27754593
Oh, well I stand corrected. Still, I doubt she will "break face" and admit that to Russel. All he will see is a stone cold bitch, and he will probably act accordingly. And Maho will kill him for it.
.....I vote we incite her by telling her we slept with Miho. Even better, if we can whisper it to her as we shake hands before the match.
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>>27754685
That is a terrible vote
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You, with perhaps more gentleness than you have ever displayed in your life, extract yourself from under the sleeping PzIV commander. There are a few moments when her breathing changes and you stop, willing her to stay asleep. Eventually she does and you continue, replacing yourself with a throw pillow. You take a moment to appreciate just how adorable she is while asleep and smile a bit.

You need a shower, of course, but first you need questions answer so you grab the other throw pillow and head upstairs. Silently creeping into your grandfather's room, you carefully close the door behind you before turning on the lights and throwing the pillow at his stupid face. "What the hell did you put in that chili?! What the hell happened last night?! Why did I wake up with Miho sleeping on me?!" You demand of him as he jolts awake. Yeah, it's a bit of payback, too.

Eventually he calms down slightly, putting on his glasses. "Well, kiddo, you were the one dumb enough to keep eating it!" He says, grinning at you. "Gotta say, though, didn't expect you to actually eat that bowl- I spiked it with enough Black Asp Chili to turn a bear around in his tracks!"

Your eye twitches. "You what?"

"Spiked your bowl. Figured you'd take a bite or two and run to the bathroom- was hoping Miho'd taste hers and be absolutely fine with it."

>"So you were trying to embarass me?"
>"...How much did I eat?"
>"What happened to me last night?"
>Other.
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>>27754653
>Maho considering any guy good enough for her precious Miho

I don't like those odds.
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>>27754727
>"So you were trying to embarass me?"
>"What happened to me last night?"
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>>27754727
>"What happened to me last night?"
So our stupidity was actually imptessive. Nice.
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>>27754727
Should have thrown him overboard back in thread 2 when we had the chance.
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>>27754727
>>"So you were trying to embarass me?"
>>"...How much did I eat?"
>>"What happened to me last night?"

DAMMIT GRANDPA.
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>>27754727
>>"So you were trying to embarass me?"
>>"...How much did I eat?"
>>"What happened to me last night?"
Wall.
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>>27754754

Why? This turns out rather well in the end! Keikaku dori!
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>>27754727
>>"So you were trying to embarass me?"
>>"...How much did I eat?"
>>"What happened to me last night?"

>>27754732
They're the only odds we're going to get.

tl;dr, we're screwed.
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Finally an excuse to post these
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>>27754727
>>"So you were trying to embarass me?"
>>"...How much did I eat?"
>>"What happened to me last night?"
>>HURT GRANDPA./jk
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>>27754827
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>>27754727
>Other.
"And you didn't consider what might have happened had Miho and I accidentally switched bowls?"

>"What happened to me last night?"
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>>27754727
>>"So you were trying to embarass me?"
>>"...How much did I eat?"
>>"What happened to me last night?"
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>>27754727
>how much did I eat?
on the plus side, we still have our cloths on, so not much chance of hanky panky
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>I fell asleep IRL around the point we start eating
>Wake up here
>what.jpg
>THE FUCK WAS IN THAT CHILLI
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>>27754954
That's some damned powerful chili.

Also we're gonna have a few days of not tasting things at this point.
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>>27754954

Mother of God, the chili is interdimensional.
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>>27754967

We're going to need a looooot of sugar man.
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>>27754727
>"What happened to me last night?"

We must have done something right. Now to find out what.

Also it seems like picking multiple votes makes each individual one 'less effective' as it were, Blackjack? Could you confirm?
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>>27755004
Yeah. I mean, I like spicy food, but I rarely go hotter than Tabasco sauce for this reason.
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>>27755015
...but Tabasco isn't hot, though?
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>>27755015
...Tabasco is hot? I never liked spicy food, but even I consider Tabasco to be babby tier.
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>>27755040
Yeah, gulf coast checking in, Tabasco is warm at best, Sriracha is kinda nice.
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>You think the chilli was your ally?
>You merely adopted the chilli.
>I was born in it, molded by it.
>I didn't eat a non-spicy food until I was a man, and by then it was nothing but blinding.
>The chilli turned against you because it belonged to me.
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>>27755043
Ah, there's where I draw the line. Tried to put some Sriracha on some pho noodles. With my babby tongue, you can guess what happened.
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On that note, Mexican chilli tastes hotter than south-east asian chilli in my experience.
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>>27755043
>>27755040
>>27755030
It isn't all that hot, no. It's got enough kick to it that you feel the heat, though.

Then again, I'm from the far north, so my opinion is invalid.
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>>27755044
Go back to bed, grandpa.
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>>27755071
I agree. SE Asian food in general is inferior to all other kinds of food.
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All this talk about peppers is making me want some habaneros even more, but its 4am here so I can't really pop over to the grocery store and get some. :(
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>>27755099
Opinions.
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>>27755099
Considering that a fruit that smells of raw sewage is considered a delicacy in Southeast Asia, this does not surprise me.
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>>27755099
That isn't what I said, faggot.

You want to talk shit about my half-national food? Mate I will wreck you.
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>>27755117
You haven't smell real raw sewage then.

Durian is one of the tastiest fruit...
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>>27755117
What, you mean Jackfruit? It's actually quite good though.
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>>27755115
Opinions are like assholes, everyone has them...and Russels' is on fire.
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>>27755099
Don't you mean 'superior'?
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>>27755125
I've smelled both, it's pretty damn close. On top of that, the thing tastes like it's rotten even though the guy I had it with insisted it was fresh and he seemed to be more than happy to finish it for me when I gagged.
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>>27755115
St. Gloriana lunch staple? What's the rest of the selection like?
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>>27755155
Scotch egg. Eel pie.

Y'know. All the stuff most Brits today wouldn't touch, but are loved by the elderly.
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>>27755162
That actually makes sense, seeing as how St. Gloriana takes after Britain from the 40s.
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>>27755162
Actually I take back the bit about the Scotch Egg. Those are actually pretty good if you make them right.
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>>27755162

At least it isn't haggis.
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>>27755178
I've had haggis before, ain't bad
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>>27755178
Haggis is delicious. I have no idea what you're talking about.
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>>27755180
Yeah, I tried it once too. It was all right, not something I'd go out of my way to eat, though. I think its reputation as a disgusting food mostly stems from knowing what it is.
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>>27755162
You know, I've always been curious with Eel meat. I've only eaten Unagi sushi, and I really liked how it tastes, but I'm curious as to how it actually tastes inside a...pie.

On that note, what is with the brits and their questionable pie ingredients? Kidney pie? Really?
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>Talkin shit about mah haggis

Bitch I will cut you
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>>27755180
Of course, I do live in Louisiana, so 'eating odd things' is sort of a thing, heh.
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>>27755197
Kidney is delicious
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>>27755197
Organ meat is a staple of English cuisine. Because the nobles and wealthy kept all the good parts. Also, eels were apparently easy to fish out of the Thames, or so I've heard.
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>>27755197
And coincidentally meat pies are a great Australian delicacy.

What's wrong with meat pie?
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>>27755197
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jellied_eels
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>>27755217

There's a big difference between beef with gravy and well...kidney.

Speaking of meat pies, my mouth is watering right now at the mention. Goddamn the fact that I'm currently in America.
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>>27755217
Wait, you guys don't eat Meat Pies?
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>>27755230
I'm going to go get some frozen pasties RIGHT NOW. Because Upper Peninsula of Michigan.
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>>27755230

I remember the very first meat pie I had was in Quebec. There was lots of gravy involved and a bit of caribou meat. It was very...rich, to say the least.
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>>27755254
>lots of gravy involved

Yeah, sounds like Quebec.
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>>27755238
Fuck you, UP. You should be part of Wisconsin.
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>>27755277
Depends. Once you get east of Marquette, it starts being more like Canada than anything else.
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>>27755277

I was always confused by that little bit of Michigan right above Wisconsin. I thought that it was Michigan's vestigial twin or something, and thought it would have made more sense if it were either part of Ontario or Wisconsin.
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>>27755230

>There's a big difference between beef with gravy

"Beef".
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>Pasties

Not that I hate them, but meat pies are infinitely better.
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>>27755291
Michigan got it to make them shut up about Ohio getting the Toledo Strip. In the end it turned out to be pretty beneficial because there's a lot of raw material in the UP. Primarily lumber these days.

>>27755300
Pasties are a big thing around here. Blame the Cornish.
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Dozens of things run through your mind, not the least of which is that your prankster grandfather let you eat chili hot enough to send you into a fugue state for at least a few hours last night. That he did this in front of the girl you're going out with only adds insult to injury. Your eye twitches involuntarily. "What. Happened. Last. Night. Question Mark." You say slowly.

Grandpa reaches back and stretches. "Well... By the time you were done with your bowl you were mostly mumbling incoherantly- thought I heard things like 'he who devours' and 'fire that sparks eternal'." He shrugs. "You sort of shuffled off into the front room and sat down- Miho was so worried she wouldn't leave until you fell asleep and that was around eleven. I wasn't going to let her walk home alone at that hour so..." He yawns. "You're tougher than you look, actually. Gotta hand that to you." He stares up at the ceiling. "Though you haven't gone to the bathroom yet so we'll see..."

Your eye twitches again, though your anger is tempered by the fact that Miho was worried enough to fall asleep by your side. You just pray you didn't say anything too embarassing in your altered state of conciousness. "I'm going to go take a shower but..." You let that hang. "I want you to contemplate just when and how I'll take my revenge for this, Grandpa."

He leans back in his bed. "So that means I can go back to sleep, right?" He says, not worried at all.
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NEXT TIME
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NEXT TIME ON GIRLS UND PANZER QUEST:

>We wait for the second coming of the flame...
>Anzu wants us to do an interview!
>And Yukari is still missing.

Girls und Panzer Quest will return Saturday at 5-6PM PST.

Follow me on twitter for schedule updates and to find out when the thread goes lives!

https://twitter.com/BlackJackGuPQ
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>>27755358
>We wait for the second coming of the flame...
is it fecal?
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So...it's been a while since I was last in one of these threads, but what happened with us taking the FLUFFY route? Why are we now going for Miho?

Also, we need to make Grandpa eat a big bowl of spiderwebs as punishment. He also needs to pay to doctors bills for the artificial anus we'll be needing shortly.
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>>27755362
Probably.
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>>27755366

The Fluffy Train hit a brick wall called Miho.
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>>27755358
>And Yukari is still missing.
Well crap. Kay and Arisa seem to have caught her. Maybe.
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>>27755366
Miho asked us out, pretty much.

Yukari still has yet to notice, and I think it's been a week.
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>>27755366
Miho asked us out and /tg/ went with it
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>>27755366
Miho took the initiative.

Also Fluffy doesn't seem to know that there exists a concept of romance beyond humping her Panzer dakimura at night.
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>>27755334
>that parting shot

This is a man who lived through the Korean War. I think we should let sleeping giants lie.
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>>27755380

After what he did with that chili?

Oh no, not this time gramps.
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>>27755358
>Anzu wants us to do an interview!

Hell no, isn't the freaking Pershing enough?
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>>27755371
>>27755374
>>27755375
>>27755376

Ah, so it was more like the Miho train slammed through the Fluffy wall. Choo choo. Damn, this must be how all the Trude-fags felt.
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>>27755376
She had a newly-built model of a Super Pershing last time we were over there...
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>>27755424
YukarixPanzer
This was always the only way
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>>27755405
well, once she learns what romance and relationships are she can be our mistress
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This isn't going to turn into a Demon King/Female Knight dynamic, is it?
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>>27755475
Stupid adorable Anzu...no one invited you.
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>Last time on Sheilas 'n' Cruisers
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27710495/#p27717449

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It seemed impossible to Alysha, but the rain grew heavier. A strong wind had accompanied this second front of rain, blowing dust, leaves, branches and water in a maelstrom that made it impossible for Alysha to stick her head out of the turret without getting pelted. The crew stayed buttoned up, trying their best to see through their viewing slits. But it was too much. Vincent was lucky to be able to see the ground in front of him.
"Sarah!" Alysha yelled into the turret.
"Yeah!?" Sarah replied with equal volume.
A large branch smacked into the side of the turret, startling everyone.
"We can't survive in this weather; we can't even see where we're going! Tell Murrie that we're going to find a place to huddle up and wait for the storm to blow over!"
"Roger that, commander!"
Alysha went back to peering out of her viewport as Sarah relayed orders to the other tanks. Her eyes tried to pierce the grey and brown fog that surrounded her tank. She saw nothing but leaves and branches and clods of dirt. But as a bolt of lightning struck in the near distance, Alysha spotted a boxy, unnatural silhouette illuminated by the spear of electricity. Right as Vincent drove the tank into it.
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The Sentinel jolted to a stop with the impact, and Alysha's face smashed up against the inside of her cupola. The blow was dulled by her leather cap, but she fell back into her seat clutching her head in pain.
"HOLYSHITCONTACT!" Ellie screamed as she fired a round. In the chaos, Aly didn't see where the shot-out went. Her face got mashed up against the inside of the turret again as Vincent threw the vehicle into full reverse. A shell hit the dirt right in front of their tank. Alysha heard screaming from the radio set, but Sarah was too busy loading shells to answer the calls.
"Up!" she yelled to Ellie, who fired another shot. It went high and skipped off the top of the Cromwell's turret.
"Adjust down, Ellie! They're going way high!" Sarah yelled.
"My crosshair was right on them!" Ellie replied.
"You're over-ranged! You're zeroed in too far!"
The din was overwhelming as another shell sailed past the turret.
"I don't think we're getting out of this!" Vincent cried.
"Just drive, you bastard, drive!" Sarah yelled back. "Up!"
"Firing!" Ellie thumbed the firing stud, and another shell was propelled out of the 17pdr cannon. It smashed into the upper hull front of one of the Cromwells, and it stopped moving. A while flag appeared on top of the tank. "Got one!"
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Vincent suddenly rotated the tank counter-clockwise, and before Ellie had the chance to yell "What the fuck are you doing!?" a round struck the left side of the turret. The radio erupted into static and then went silent.
"Fucking hell! I think that was a hit!" screamed Ellie.
"We're not out, they just got my radio! Up!"
"Firing!" The seventeen pounder thundered. "I can't see whether I hit them!"
Another shell hit the dirt to their right. As Alysha looked to their side, she saw the second Sentinel take a round to its turret face. The simunition triggered the "visual kill" indicator, and a gout of fire and black smoke erupted from the Sentinel's rear. A small white flag stuck out of the top of the tank. They were out.
Vincent stopped the tank as Sarah loaded a round.
"Up!"
Ellie aimed the cannon and fired.
Aly had begun to regain some of her senses. She put more force behind her voice. "Vincent, get us the fuck outta here!" No one could hear her over their own voices and the sounds of battle. As she looked through the cupola, her confused mind made out the silhouettes of three tanks, but that couldn't be right. A bright light blinded her as a Cromwell fired, and a shell sailed right into the side of their turret.
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I really should remember to number these.

cliffhanger end. see you guys next weekend.
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>>27755687
>I really should remember to number these.
Yes, yes you should. Thank you anyway ;)


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