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"About what you said the other day..." you begin, "...I hope you understand that I don't dislike being around you."
"Wha-" Completely taken off-guard by your comment, the Princess takes a few seconds to gather her composure.

"Heh..." the Princess smiles wistfully. "Sylvie seems to be afraid of me now, and Nicolette avoids me entirely," she sighs. "yet for some reason, -you- are the only person here aside from Father and Melanie who actually claims to enjoy my company?"
"Uh, if I offended you or anything..." you blurt out, trying to avoid any kind of misunderstanding.
"No, don't worry yourself," she waves her hand dismissively. "The company of a ferret who actually enjoys being around me is preferable to that of humans who don't."

Before you can ask her what she meant by "ferret," Margot and several butlers approach the table with today's breakfast.

"Now, now, Princess... it's a waste for you to be frowning like that so early in the morning!" Margot chirps. "Now cheer up, the chef made waffles!"

With that, the butlers place your plates in front of you, and they all leave the room so that you can eat in peace.

>say something to the princess
>leave her alone, waffles are better at chering girls up than words are
>[OTHER]

>>27731279
Damn, those are some big waffles.

>>27731279
>leave her alone, waffles are better at chering girls up than words are

>>27731279
"Well, I don't know about you, but this ferret needs to build a burrow in his waffles."
>EAT (politely)

>>27731279
>say something to the princess

Inquire about whether we're expected to dress up for that party, and if so when that's happening.

I recall we were wondering about that during our trip to town yesterday.

>>27731425
This

>>27731279
So do we tell her about the tomboys crush?

>>27731279
>>say something to the princess
Ask her about classes today and future ones and also ask what to wear for the ball.

Rolled 1

>>27731496
This

>>27731505
1. That was Luciana, the other Princess that was visiting here earlier
2. No, she'll kill us
3. We have no right to reveal personal information like that.
4. No, she'll murder us
5. She'll slaughter us and mix us in with the turkey legs.

>writing

>>27731279

if waffles can't fix a foul mood nothing can

>>27731556
Okay, but we should tease the hell out of her at the ball agreed?

>>27731602
Mr. Reinholds wild ride never ends.

>>27731425
I like this

>>27731425
I'll burrow my ferret in YOUR MOM'S waffles!

>>27731425

Do eeeeet.

>>27731425
"This ferret requires sustenance."

"Well, I don't know about you..." you say, "...but this ferret's about to build a burrow in his waffles."

The Princess simply cuts you a quick glance, sighs, and returns her attention to her food. As you try and ignore your failed attempt at a joke, you remember something from earlier.

"Um, Princess?" you ask.
"What is it?" Marianne replies as she cuts her waffles.
"Am I supposed to be dressing up for that ball in Marconetti?"
"...isn't it obvious?" she sighs. "Your uniform is far from what is considered appropriate attire, after all."
"Yeah, I figured as much..."
"As for what exactly you will be wearing, I'm sure you can ask Arnaud about that when you have the time. He's always been rather good with things like that."

Princess Marianne then starts eating her waffles, which you take as a sign that she does't feel like talking to you anymore. With that out of the way, you quickly get to filling your stomach.

After the Princess finishes eating, she get up from her seat and motions for you to come along. You follow her through the hallway wordlessly, and the atmosphere is a lot more unpleasant than what you've gotten accustomed to.

Fortunately, that's broken up as you turn a corner and see Sir Gregory.

"..hm?" Sir Gregory turns to you. "Ah, Reinhold. Good morning, and thanks for yesterday."


>how do you respond?

>>27731279
Sylvie's afraid of her?

Rolled 10

>>27731930
No problem Sir, did his story check out

>>27731930
"Your welcome, Sir Gregory. By the way, how's our guest doing?"

>>27731930
"Good morning, Sir Gregory. I assume our... 'guest' is comfortable?"

>>27731934
The princess has a strong personality sotheres that.
>>27731930
"Your welcome,by the way how's our guest doing?

>>27731960
>>27731965
some form of combining this works.

>>27732063
agreed

>writing

>>27732349
'Exceptionally retarded' is nowhere near 'Right'.

Let's not have another autosage storm, guys.

>>27732408
Yeah, you're right anon, nevermind

>>27732432
S'cool. We all make mistakes.

Stop responding, idiots.

So a janitor came by.

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"Good morning, Sir Gregory," you say with a salute. "How's our guest doing?"
"Ah, the kid," Sir Gregory sighs. "Turns out that he's legit. Turns out that Arnaud knows his family, too."
"...really?"
"Yeah, he's a noble from Marconetti. Apparently, old Celestino picked him out specially so that he'd be released quickly if he got caught," Sir Vincent replies, rolling his eyes. "Seriously, every fucking thing that man does is planned..."

"That's certainly an accurate statement," the Princess chimes in.
"Really..." Sir Vincent sighs again. "...oh yeah. Good morning, Marianne."
"It's nice that you fi-" she stops mid-sentence, focusing on the area behind Sir Gregory.
"...shit, I thought I was going to avoid this..."

Sir Gregory turns around to face Arnaud and the spy from yesterday, who managed to approach without a sound. Arnaud looks the same as always, but the spy... he seems to be exceptionally angry, and is now sporting a shiny new black eye.

"Ah, I wasn't expecting to meet you all here in the hallway," Arnaud says with a bow. "I was just escorting young master Henri out of the castle, you see..."

>what do you say?

>>27732594
Well, he can't blame us for doing our job. No idea what he's mad about.

>>27732594
glad to see that you're still alive

>>27732594
"Good morning, Arnaud, Henri. I hope you have a safe journey back."

>>27732594
We could apologize for his rough treatment. But i don't really want to. He shouldn't be spying on us.

>>27732651
Hes a noble so i'm guessing getting hurt is a big insult.

>>27732594
Greet him & maybe say we're glad turned out to be legit.

>>27732668
He shouldn't have been spying on us, then.

>>27732666
Something like "In the future, please don't spy on me or Princess."?

>>27732594
if, and only if he tries to give us shit about catching him and the black eye " As far as I knew when we caught you, you would be tortured to discover what information you had leaked, and then hung, like every other spy caught in such a way, you seem to have gotten off rather lighter than that, good for you."

>>27732651
Technically, it isn't even our job, but whatever.

>>27732594
What a coincidence, we were just talking about him.

>>27732594
henri, henri...
haven't we already heard that name somewhere?

anyway just greet him in a "like i give a fuck" way

>>27732594
[x] "Try to be less obvious next time. And remember that if we WERE from Ancelotta, that shiner would be the least of your problems."

>>27732594
I don't think we need to say anything here. Dude got caught spying. We brought him in. Business as usual.

>>27732733
This. Just leave it at a hello and good morning.

>>27732671
This. Something along the lines of "glad we're on the same side"

>>27732594
"Good morning. I'm glad you're legit."

>writing

>>27732594

when did sir Vincent show up?

>>27732901
when archelon fucked up with the names, i guess

>>27732901
Arch always gets those names mixed up. I'm pretty sure its just Gregory.

>>27732901
Sir Vincent and Sir Gregory have been caught in some sort of quantum fuckery magic, and constantly swap places, memories, and personalities.
Everyone else avoids mentioning it because it would be awkward to explain.

>>27732908
Yeah, it's Gregory. Just me screwing up again.

>>27732950
This is going to make having dinner at Sylvie's place a massive head trip.

>>27732908
>>27732945
Or maybe they are one person who is an illusionist pretending to be two people.

>>27732980
everyone makes mistakes, don't sweat it.

>>27732980
>Just me screwing up again.

Don't worry about it.

>>27732980
Hey man, I never notice it. Probably because of the pictures

great touch by the way

>>27732989
Or maybe Gregory and Vincent are the same person. We are hitting M. Night Shyamalan levels of plot twists in this quest!

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"Hey, Arnaud," you say with a wave.
"Good morning, Arnaud," the Princess says.
"I suppose I should introduce you all to this young gentleman here, his name is Henri Paschen," Arnaud says.

"Uh, I'm glad that we turned out to be on the same side," you say to him.
"...I'm pretty sure that's what I fucking told you in the first place, but whatever," Henri replies. "If you'd have just listened to me, I would've been able to get off without THIS," he says as he points to his black eye.

"...were you the one who..." the Princess turns to you with a look of surprise.
"No, I'm pretty sure that that wasn't me," you reply. "I was the one who caught him, but I didn't do any punching yesterday."
"Naw, he just threatened to cut my fucking arms off," Henri says. "It was that huge guy who punched me in the goddamned face, not the swordboy. Said that it was payback for putting his daughter in danger or something."

>serves you right for spying
>it cold have been a lot worse
>say nothing
>laugh
>[OTHER]

>>27733090
>>laugh

>>27733090
[x] "It cold have been a lot worse."

Rolled 30

>>27733090
"Please watch your language in front of the princess"

>>27733090
>serves you right for spying
>it cold have been a lot worse
There's no such thing as 'friendly spying'.

>>27733090
laugh and question his manhood

>>27733090
>it could have been a lot worse

"Trust me, I'm one of the nicer guys here."

>>27733090
>>laugh
He deserved it.

>>27733090
>it could have been a lot worse

Personally, I think getting punched by Sir Vincent and NOT having your head accidentally parted from your shoulders by the sheer force of the blow can be counted as a win.

>>27733090
"Until you can do proper research on the people you're supposed to be spying on, you don't get to complain about screwing up your job and getting hurt."

>>27733090
Laugh, say that with Sir Vincent it could have been a lot worse

lets not ruin another potential male friendship here guys

>>27733118
this. Don't dignify his anger. He was a spy that got caught is all.

>>27733090
>>it cold have been a lot worse
...
>laugh

>>27733090
>laugh
>it cold have been a lot worse

Rolled 12

>>27733090
"Hey man, I'm sorry that you ended up with a black eye, but you were a spy. You know, a professional liar? You'll excuse me if I didn't take your story at face value."

>>27733090
>>say nothing
>>laugh
"Trust me, you got off easy..."

>>27733090
Please watch your language in front of the princess. Then,
Serves you right for spying. Then,
Could have been a lot worse. There's no such thing as friendly espionage.

>>27733166
>it cold have been a lot worse
instead of
>say nothing

>>27733159
this

>>27733167

Sounds good to me

>>27733127
Second. Also.

"Don't spy on the Princess."

Rolled 11

>>27733118
I like this

>>27733090
>>it could have been a lot worse
>>laugh

"Well kid, you need to work on your subtlety."

>>27733090
>it could have been a lot worse
explain to him Sylvia (explain to him who she was) IS Sir Vincent's daughter enough said about that.
and this
>>27733118

>>27733159
third this

>>27733207
I think we're like the same age.

>>27733159
Yep.

>>27733231
More the reason to joke about him as "kid".

>>27733215
Second

>writing

>>27733215
>>27733207
>>27733256
why not both kid.jpg
i like this.

I've been meaning to ask this for a while, but miss the threads. We're a one-handed sword fighter, right? So what are we doing with out off hand?

Rolled 10

>>27733527
Shadow puppets.

>>27733527
holding bitches

>>27733527
Fondling.

>>27733527
Making crude gestures to distract our opponent?

>>27733527
i think we are, but i guess we can use both on the same sword for more damage when we power attack.

>>27733527
Pocket sand.

>>27733527
Choking the chicken.

>>27733560
... we can totally do that now
magic metal pocket sand

>>27733527
>Balancing
>Dirty Tricks
>"Dirty" Tricks
>Surprise Dagger
>Knocking Off Balance
>Keeping Princess behind us

>>27733527
whatever shenanigans we can think of
also stealing things-we are a street rat

>>27733527

Are there like, magic gauntlets we can get to let us shoot fireballs or some shit?

>>27733620
Wouldn't it be easier to just learn how to cast fireball?

>>27733593
all of those.

>>27733651
Yay, I feel so validated.

>>27733647
we so need to get a glove of storing so we can keep a spare sword in it. (gets disarmed/broken sword, immeditly pops out another one)

Our response better be something along the lines of "you're the spy here, so take your lumps like a man."

>>27733723
Or we can put our magic to actual use and learn to just magic up a new sword whenever.

>>27733723
No. We will get a big shiny red boxing glove for our off hand. We will enlighten the kingdom with the Reinhold Way.

>>27733758
we'll do that as fail safe, the stored sword can be as enchanted up with anything we can get. i don't think we can create a magical sword from nowhere.

>>27733775
I just imagine Reinhold's hand as a big ruby now.
And Meleine keeps trying to rub it.
Bueno

>>27733723
We could get a locking gauntlet.

"It could have been a lot worse, kid," you laugh.
"...and what the hell's so funny?" Henri asks, scowling.
"That 'huge guy' who punched you's daughter? That was the girl with glasses from yesterday. The one who talked you down," you explain.
"W- wait." As Henri realizes who exactly it was who punched him, all the blood drains from his face. "You mean that the guy who punched me..."
"Yeah, it was Vincent," Sir Gregory says with a smirk. "Considering that he didn't render you into a bloody paste, I think you ought to count your blessings. He's -quite- protective of his daughters, you see, and Sylvie is his favorite."

"Oh... oh shit." Henri breaks into a cold sweat.
"Yes, I do believe that you got off lucky..." Arnaud says with a chuckle. "In any event, I think that we should get going..."
"Y- yeah."

Without another word, Henri follows Arnaud down the hallway and out of sight.

"...so you really were busy on your day off..." the Princess mumbles.
"Yeah, kind of," you reply, laughing nervously.
"A sharp eye, good with a sword, and he's even patient enough to put up with you all day without losing it," Sir Gregory says, laughing. "He's a decent candidate for knighthood already, wouldn't you say, Marianne?"
"At least he Would fit the image of a knight better than you do," the Princess shoots back.

>say something
>laugh it off
>[OTHER]

>>27733873
or just a gauntlet with a stored spell on each joint, maybe with a few more in gems as well.

I'd like to once again propose the 'steel hands' school of fighting.

>>27733904
"I'll have to put in a good word for Nicolette."

>>27733904
>>laugh it off

>>27733904
Eh, I just spotted the guy. The one who coordinated everything was Nicolette.

Rolled 7

>>27733904
>laugh it off

"Still have a long way ago, Nico has a better shot then I do."

>>27733904
"Sir Ferret?"

>autisfu placing

>>27733904
>>laugh it off

>>27733904
laugh it off

>>27733938
>>27733949
Combo time.

>>27733955
This, but change it to "I'm not sure if 'sir Reinhold the Ferret' would sound good'."

>>27733904
>>say something
"Hell yeah!", then manly fist pump of EXTREME JUSTICE!

>>27733951
>>27733949
Be a bro, try to get our buddy knighthood. It has been her dream forever, while we are already living ours.

>>27733904
>laugh it off

>>27733904
play up Nicolette's ability as much as we can without sounding like we're full of shit

>>27733904
>laugh it off, politely.
make a quiet comment that the nobles might not want someone like me knighted.

>>27733955
this

>>27734009
Our dream is turkey legs, and motherfucker we made it! I wholeheartedly agree with all of this!

>writing

>>27733904
>>27733976

"I'm not sure if Reinhold the Ferret would sound that good, so I will just have to wait until her highness deigns to promote me. Hopefully I won't have gnawn my leg off by then or bite some Marconetti noble."

>>27734106
That's a bit overboard.

>>27734106

> or bite

or bitten

>>27734106
Better keeping it short.

>>27733904
"Honestly, I still think Nicolette's closer to it than I am. I'm not even sure it's legal to grant a title to a ferret."

>>27734158
>>27734132

So just the first sentence, then?

>>27734190
this one

>>27734239
First clause, even. The "until she deigns" could come across as confrontational.

>>27734239
Just the first part, right before first comma.

>>27734267

"I'm not sure if Reinhold the Ferret would sound that good, so I will just have to wait until her highness promotes me again."

But seriously, when do you get to use the word deign except when you're dealing with royalty? Princesses deign, anon. Princesses deign.

>>27734314
they do indeed
the problem is that using it here makes it sound like we are already deserving of a promotion and are waiting for the Princess to also think so. This is a Bad Thing

>>27734314
Only when you're being facetious, which is how its use usually comes across. Tone, anon. Mind your tone.

>>27734314
>>27734190
i am actually looking forward to be promoted as a fox.
-smirk-

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>>27734387
At some point, we'll be promoted to a dog. A DOG.

GET HYPE

>>27734365
>>27734355

We're already being sarcastic asses (and she deserves it, too, dammit). Let us strike back, cantanker all the way to the barricades.

>>27734434
>"strike back"
Nooooo nononono.

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Rolled 20

>>27734425
FUCK YES

>>27734434
we make some snark, but only comically. If we get into sarcasm that actually insults someone above our station, we could be fired, imprisoned, or sent to Niklaus for experimentation. Remember, we've only been here a couple weeks or so, and don't really know what the boundaries are yet

>>27734510
This.

Tread lightly, folks. Tread. Lightly.

>>27734510
Yeah, this is good to keep in mind. I say again, we deflect such praise towards Nicolette. Getting her knighthood would be a realization of a lifetime goal.

>>27734510
>>27734520
>>27734546
And the nofun squad has arrived again. We were really hoping you would've all left by this point.

If being a sarcastic asshole would have gotten us fired, *someone* would have said *something* by this point.

>>27734576
You mean the reasonable 'we don't want the princess to start hating us again' squad?

>>27734576
Non of our sarcasm so far has been mean-spirited. It has only served as amusement.

>>27734595
It's more like the "The princess is going to suddenly start getting offended by the treating her the same way we have since the first day we started working here" squad.

>>27734595

The princess COULD be a masochist and we could be missing a lot of opportunities here.

>>27734595
It's amazing how many people confuse stupidity with "fun", isn't it?

What started the arguing this time?

>>27734636
Faggots.

>>27734636
By Anons, for Anons, Anon.

>>27734636
What always starts the arguing? Some stupid little thing.

>>27734623

Yeah, fuck you too, buddy.

>>27734636
Some of us want to continue the snark status quo, some of us want to walk on eggshells for fear of retribution that has shown no signs of coming.

Same thing as always.

Oh yeah, these two don't get along... doing your best to avoid a major conflict, you speak up.

"All I really did was spot the guy," you say. "Nicolette was the one who coordinated everything."
"...really?" Sir Gregory turns to you, a surprised look on his face.
"Yeah, she went right into action once I told her about him. After that, I was pretty much just the backup."
"So she really is serious about becoming a knight..." the Princess mumbles under her breath.
"Huh. That certainly is a surprise," Sir Gregory says, scratching his head.

"I need to run for a bit, so I'll catch up with you after I'm finished," Sir Gregory says to the two of you. "Go ahead and take a seat in the classroom, I won't be long."
"That was my intent to begin with," the princess replies.
"And you too, Reinhold. I noticed that you've been listening on to my little lectures," Sir Gregory says, turning to you.
"Uh, was I not supposed to?" you ask.
"Hm. No, it's fine. Just know that I expect you to actually pay attention fron here on out."
"Um, sure."

Sir Gregory then turns around and heads off to take care of whatever errand he needed to do. With a sigh, the Princess motions for you to follow her and the two of you head to the empty classroom that Sir Gregory holds his class in.

"I do hope he doesn't take too long," the Princess says as she enters the room and sits down in the closest chair.

>take a seat and ask the Princess something
>take a seat and be quiet
>[OTHER]

>>27734576
My concern was with wording rather than the general tact. Were it phrased as something such as, "Oh, I don't think it would do knighting a bodyguard who is but a ferret in the eyes of their princess. No, that must wait until I have eared at least the rank of dog."

>>27734693
Nigga what are you doing.

>>27734695
>>take a seat and ask the Princess something
Was she unhappy about Nicolette becoming a knight?

>>27734678
No, some of want to continue the status quo, some of us want to go full asshole.
>>27734695
>take a seat and ask the Princess something
Ask her the chances of ever seeing a ferret get Knighted.

>>27734696

And you got your compromise a couple of comments later.

>>27734314

Yet here we are.

>>27734706
messing up spoilers. I lurk more than I post. Also rules one and two!

>>27734727
this

>>27734779
No idea what you're talking about mate.

>>27734735
>No, some of want to continue the status quo, some of us want to go full asshole.

Some of us have no sense of proportion. It was mild snark. We aren't going to get our heads chopped off because of using the word "deign". Stop being so afraid of everything.

>>27734779
Rules one and two are "No illegal shit" and "Underaged b&", you fucking retard.

>>27734779
If you use 4chanx or similar you can just hit control+s for auto spoiler tags.

>>27734727
I'll throw my lot in with this one

>>27734727

Nooo nooooo, don't ask that, that is confronting the princess and might upset her and next thing we know we're danging heads down in boiling oil.

>>27734695
>take a seat and ask the Princess something
"Is it that surprising that Nicolette is really trying to get her knighthood?"

>>27734695
>>take a seat and be quiet

we are awfully quipy after just finding out the Princess somewhat "likes" us.

>>27734727
this

>>27734814
>>27734793
I assume he's referring to the sticky.

>>27734796
I merely pointed out that it could come across a bit more sarcastic than intended, not that a little snark wouldn't be acceptable. I don't know who suggested we could get fired over it.
>>27734830
Quit being a dick. We're past the point where it matters.

>>27734830
we will be harsh onii-Brother friend that everyone needs.

>>27734727
sounds good
>>27734830
and we shall welcome the boiling oil at our bro's knighthood ceremony

>>27734830
That's really not at all confrontational. It's a question based on an observation.

Also, neither she nor the king seems like the type to blow one single thing out of proportion like that.

>writing

>>27734814
Real? I've seen multiple refer to one and two on /tg/ and people well, get it. Maybe your're, I don't know retarded

>>27735227

Sssh, archelon is writing. Can't you see how quiet everyone is? Don't frighten them off.

>>27734869
Normally when people talk about 1 and 2 they mean the old "rules of the internet" wherein rules one and two are both "don't talk about /b/".

>>27735257
Maybe if you've been living in a cave on Mars since 2008.

"Um, are you unhappy about Nicolette becoming a Knight?" you ask as you take a seat.
"Hm?" the Princess turns to you. "No, not at all. It's just somewhat surprising that she's actually serious about it."
"How so?"
"Back when Nicolette first joined the Royal Guard, it seemed like she only did so in order to spite her father. And then she managed to get promoted to Captain, and now it seems that she's actually working to become a Knight... I'm actually happy for her."

Happy for her? That was unexpected...

"Huh, and here I thought that you didn't like each other," you say, shrugging.
"Hm? I don't know if she's angry at me for something, but I have nothing against her at all," the Princess replies. "...though if she really was going to become a knight, I would have expected her to try in Marconetti, not here..." she says under her breath.
"Why's that?" you ask.
"N- never mind," she stammers, blushing slightly.

>[1/?]

>>27735318
"...though if she really was going to become a knight, I would have expected her to try in Marconetti, not here..."

SHE KNOWS

SHE KNOWS ABOUT THE FORBIDDEN LOVE

>>27735257
But that didnt make sense in context, whereas the sticky does.
Gotta go with what works.

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>>27735318
SHE KNOWS.

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>>27735318
She knows.

>>27735318
who ho ho
she is the candle holder

>>27735355

> FORBIDDEN LOVE

Wait what forbidden love, I am lost, help.

>>27735355
>>27735318

SHE STILL LOVES HER

>>27735387
She was going to be Princess Luciana's Knight.

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>>27735318

>>27735387
Nicolette had a crush on the Marconet princess.

>>27735387
Well anon, when one woman loves another woman very much...

>>27735387
read the archive~

>>27735387
She really liked Princess Luciana.

Like, *really* liked.

>>27735387
Previous thread. Younger Luciana had short hair and dressed like a boy, hung out with Nicolette, Nicolette thought she was a boy and totally had a crush on her.

>>27735387
Nicolette thought that Luciana was more like a Luca with her sporting a boy cut and being 12 and all.

Hawkward.

>>27735401

Ooooh that. How silly of me.

>>27735387
You are so innocent, Anon.

so THAT'S why she tried to marry some noble from here..
hehehehe, great, great great great

we should really try and write a letter to princess Luciana that she should wear male clothing at the party.

>>27735488
"oh hey Nicol you should have this before we go in there"
"Why do i need all this tissues?"
"your right. i should get more."

>>27735488
I don't know that she's going to be that eager to crossdress around all her friends. I'm sure she's aware of the option if she wanted to, anyway.

>>27735529
What? Are you insinuating that she would be masturbating (and ejaculating, this implying futa) or crying?

>>27735562
Nosebleed.
Seriously, do you even chinese cartoons?

>>27735562
>implying futa Nicolette isn't canon

Rolled 12

>>27735529
Nosebleeds?

>>27735581
Do they even still do that in modern anime? I haven't seen it in a long time.

>>27735463
uh what?

>>27735609
yes, some still have it.
but its nothing like the old ones where the blood bursts out like a hose.

>>27735609
There's actually one showing this season where pervert nosebleed is a major plot point.
It isn't very good though, I dropped it. Strike the Blood is the name.

>>27735318
we should talk to her about forbidden love marriages being legal once she becomes queen.

>>27735660
/lgbt/ pls go

>>27735660
She then NTR Rein by marrying Sylvie.
>>27735609
i really doubt they will stop doing that gag.
>>27735614
i think he implied something about Nicol being a noble herself.

>>27735660
Why? What's the point in having a formal marriage if there's not going to be children anyway?

>>27735660
pls no

>>27735700
Nicol is royal, so yeah.

>>27735706
The old way of thinking entirely. As long as you pop out an heir or two, no one cares about whatever *ahem* indiscretions you might have.

>>27735706
cis white male privilege detected. Tumblrmind will contact you shortly.

>>27735660
reminds me of that adventure where player ignored the lich to make a democracy with gay marriage
the skeletons had so much fun

>>27735706
Two words.

Visual. Novel.

>>27735318
>[2/2]

After a few minutes, Sir Gregory storms into the room.

"Alright, that bullshit is dealt with..." he lets out a long sigh. "And now for this..."

After a bit of mumbling, Sir Gregory claps his hands together.

"Okay. So, Marianne, you know about yesterday's idiocy?" he asks.
"What, that whole business with that person who we ran into in the hallway?" the Princess replies. "The only thing I know of it was that a message arrived while Father and I were having lunch with Sir Vincent, and then Father had to physically keep him from rushing out there..."
"Yeah, that," Sir Gregory says with a sigh. "So anyways, that kid was sent here by that old jackass Celestino..."

Sir Gregory then goes on a long rant about how Celestino, the current king of Marconeti, is worried about the kingdom of Ancellotta sending sleeper agents into Granache to weaken it. And since Granache is Marconetti's strongest ally, Ancellotta would be in a favorable position to start a war with them.

While Sir Gregory clearly hates Ancellotta, he is still a bit unsure about the prospect of them starting a war, since Marconetti's army is still far stronger even with Ancellotta's current militarization.

Another theory as to the reason for the current military buildup is that Krassato, a nation bordering Ancellotta, has apparently married into draconic royalty, and they too are unhappy with them. So Ancellotta is currently surrounded by enemies on all sides, and is panicking.

"Alright, you two got all of that? And try not to piss off anyone from Krassato, since you're likely to see some nobility from there at Emilio's party," Sir Gregory says to you. "God, I hope that kid's less of a pussy now..." he mumbles to himself.

>ask Sir Gregory a question
>ask the Princess a question
>stay quiet

>>27735807
>>stay quiet

>>27735807
[x] ask Sir Gregory a question
"Draconic royalty?"

>>27735807
>ask Sir Gregory a question

"Anything I should know about not pissing people from Krassato off?"

>>27735807
stay quiet

>>27735807
>"God, I hope that kid's less of a pussy now..." he mumbles to himself.
Isn't it normal for foreigners to be pussies?

>>27735807
Nothing needs saying here.

>>27735807
>married into draconic royalty
i-is that a hint arch? i-is it actually possible for that dragon i always caps lock about?
anyways.

>stay quiet

>>27735841
>>27735839
both of these

>>27735807
>>stay quiet

>>27735807
>ask Sir Gregory a question

Ask about draconic royalty.

Ask if he could tell us any ways we might accidentally offend anyone at the party. Cultural differences can really get you into trouble at parties.

Ask him who the most important people who we should really avoid offending are.

>>27735807
Wait..... you mean we can potentially waifu a dragon?
How has this not become our goal?

>>27735807
>>stay quiet

>huge arguments over whether or not we should risk offending people
>as soon as we get a chance to learn how not to offend people everyone stays silent

Hoooleeee shit /tg/.

>ask about draconic royalty, and also how not to step on any toes

>>27735841
This.

>>27735918

If we get answers we wont be able to speculate and argue. Nobody wants that.

>>27735918
>step on any toes
Would they even feel it?

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>>27735908
fuck yeah dragon princess

>>27735908
Because it's a terrible idea.

We are not going to risk creating international incidents because we think a dragon is cute. We do not waifu royalty, it is not a good idea.

>>27735960
>good idea
>/tg/
Pick one, and only one.

>writing

>>27735908
i have been the only one saying it up until now actually.

>>27735960
If we're banging a dragon, we can handle an international incident or two.

>>27735960
We're not royalty. We're not even nobility.

We're a peasant who -happens- to be a royal guard. The only international incident that would occur is between the nation of axe-bladia and our-necktopia.

>>27735960
no all draconians are royalty.

>>27735985
>>27735983
>>27735908
You guys are forgetting Reinhold has the sexual lust of a rock.

>>27735960
archelon's been pretty clear that we might actually have a shot at least with Marianne in the distant future, when it stops being bestiality in her mind.

The point is, this is like a VN, so diplomatic situations probably isn't a major concern

draconian nobility brings draconian maid
waifu y/n?

>>27736001
There are people that kill dragons. Having sex with one can't possibly be more offensive than that.

>>27736018
The point is, this is like a VN, which means we're going to play it all the way through several times, once with each possible waifu, and then finally going for harem end.

>>27736010
That's not canon. Besides, even without making any advances, he might make an ass of himself at the wrong moment.

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>>27736005
>>27736001
>>27735985
>>27735983
>>27735950
>>27735960

what about A Draconian swordswoman?

>>27735985
You're assuming that hitting on royalty from another fucking country is going to go over well, result in us getting laid instead of slapped or killed, and then being able to handle the political fallout from such a thing.

Do not hit on nobility.

>>27736005
If you want to go hit on a cute dragongirl maid go right ahead. The keyword here is maid, not princess.

>>27736037
years down the line archelon is still running this quest, as we debate as to the best course to waifu Mrs, Wilhelm

>>27736010
Towards humans.
Our dad was a dragon thus we are attracted only to our own kind.
Half dragon whores.

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>>27736056
>If you want to go hit on a cute dragongirl maid go right ahead
>implying they wouldn't hit on Reinhold

>>27736056
Your assuming that the entire world is a hairs breadth from all out war, and every noble is a corrupt asshole who overreacts to every given situation in the worst possible way.

Nobody would start a fucking war because one of their noblewomen fucked a bodyguard from another nation. That would be fucking stupid.

>>27736053
dear lord if Granberia is in this setting...so help me...

>>27736039
Not arguing the ass part, but how is Reinhold being sexually repressed not cannon? That's how we've been playing him.

>>27736082
And that's just silly.

>>27736097
>That's how we've been playing him.

No it isn't, we've been playing him like someone who is new to the job being polite and friendly to everyone, instead of trying to fuck everyone the first time he meets them.

>>27736097

That's not how I've been playing him. I don't even see how you can think this, because we haven't tried to stick our dick into anything yet? A little weird for /tg/, but no reason to jump to conclusions.

>>27736097
he's only been working for like two weeks tops. He's taking his time Anon. Testing the waters

>>27736089
Krassato is gearing up for it, Ancellotta is panicking and Celestino doesn't much like Ancellotta.

And it will at least sour political relations and screw with our job something fierce. We don't hit on nobility, especially foreign nobility.

>>27736132
You ever been in a quest? As far as /tg/ goes, the fact that we haven't even hit on one of them, let alone fucked one of them yet makes us one of the most chaste and asexual protagonists that's ever been in any quest.

>>27736097
We've played him as getting along with everybody, not making a pass at people he's known for a few days, and generally being a bro to the Sylvie and Nicolette. And then some guys went all "durr repressed because bordello".

We're not in his head. Nothing in his behavior indicates that he's somehow more repressed than the average teenager. A bit oblivious to a girl's cues, but then again, he's a seventeen -fucking-years old who spend most of his teenage years with the army. Nothing unusual.

>>27736053
Well that changes things.

That changes things significantly.

Although knowing Reinhold, if she has Granberia's personality, we'd probably just spend all day sparring rather than doing anything romantic...

>>27736132
>>27736140
>>27736144
I'm sorry that thinking someone who was raised in a brothel and likely molested repeatedly when he was younger might be sexually repressed.

>>27736149
How. How will a fling with some noble (who probably wouldn't want anyone to know about it anyway) possibly result in war, unless we accidentally hit on the queen?

>>27736149
And we're from Granache which basically means, as long as we get spychecked properly, nobody gives a shit what we do.

Calm your tits, people.

Just let these things develop naturally, if they develop at all.

>>27736183

Sorry no one else wants to play it like that.

>>27736190
This please, think of poor arch

>>27736183
... that got dark fast bro

>>27736182
sparring is the swordsman's romance anon.

>>27736207
How? That is all canon. Arch has said as much himself.

>>27736183
It's already been confirmed that Reinhold wasn't an attraction.

>>27736183
>likely molesed repeatedly

Oh okay. You didn't read the previous threads.

He and his whore friend said his boss was an ass, but that he made sure those kind of things never happened.

>>27736095
>>27736182

so few ppl here actually know her...oh well.

>>27736195
>Sense is for suckers.

...allright, anon, but you really oughta stop using the plural "we," when voicing opinions.

I'm of the opinion that Reinhold is probably pretty hard sexual anorexic from the circumstances of his childhood.

Not to say he's incapable, since he's a protagonist in a not-that-dark-or-sinister fantasty setting, but I don't think he's really one of the "all the sex all the time," kind of guys.

Intimacy and genuine romance, maybe, but even that I see as being one hell of a character arc for. I really don't expect him to be any kinds of physical in a relationship, let alone fuckin' a bitch.

>>27736182
>sparring
>not romantic

>>27736229
Reinhold got (implied sexually abused, but definitely molested) weenie tickled by one of the working girls.

No bueno.

>>27736229
in the same post it was mentioned that didn't stop one of the girls

>>27736185
It might, it might not, but there's a chance that it'll either sour political relations or put it in an extremely awkward situation. It's not worth risking it.

>>27736229
Not to customers. One of the girls working there had an eye for younger men, like us, I believe her name was Spinelle.

>>27736189
Seems like Granache is the biggest and best nation around.

>>27736242
Mate Monster Girl Quest is mainstream.

>>27736246
How about the royal we, then?

>>27736207
Yes, but he does speak some truth. Reinhold was taken by a shota loving whore, and we all know that being molested/raped as a child fucks with your head.
However, I'd disagree with that meaning he's asexual and shit. I'd think that he'd seperate sex and love in his mind. Not to mention he's been in the military for most of his teenage life, and the military isn't a good place to learn about romance. I'd say he's just a bit jaded and slightly clueless.

>>27736229
No, sir, you are the one who didn't read. His boss didn't whore Reinhold out, but he was molested at least once anyway.

>>27736274
if Anon can show his credentials.

>>27736273
ya i know..
its just i think she would be perfect for Rein.

>>27736308
Nah, too similar of a personality.

Also, your English could really use some work.

>>27736287
>we all know that being molested/raped as a child fucks with your head
It depends. Lot of it actually comes from psychiatrists and shit. Since where Reinhold grew up, that was a normal thing, he wouldn't have sexual problems if that was the case. His repression wasn't because he was molested or sold or anything.

>>27736293
He wasn't "likely molested repeatedly" just for being in a bordello., that at least is true. And we don't know what that Spinelle gal did. For all we know she got a little too clingy with him when he was way too young. And the setting so far has been pretty lighthearted.

I'm against the idea that our only two options should be Shirou or Rance.

>>27736327
that's what i meant they would be perfect for each other!

it's not my first language i admit.

>>27736365
>Shirou
>Rance
Can you imagine swapping the two?