>Doing a homebrew steampunk setting roleplay over skype>Party consists of a mob don who likes guns, an eccentric and slightly mentally unstable, coffee addicted technomancer, a no-fucks-given bounty hunter, and a cryomancer thief business owner.>Following leads about a powerful mage responsible for destroying an entire city block>Shenanigans ensue>Sleuth our way through the woods, coming upon a small cabin in the woods.>Technomancer creates two mobile gun platforms, one with an automatic rifle, the other with a double barrel shotgun>The party leader, the gung-ho bounty hunter, orders the party around, positioning them into breaching positions>He charges in, sawn off lever action shotgun drawn, into a bunch of cultists summoning a being made of pure energy>He immediately declares "BY THE POWER INVESTED IN ME BY THE FRENCH GOVERNMENT, I AM PLACING YOU ALL UNDER ARREST">No response from cultists>Shit goes down>Bounty hunter basically roundhouses a cultist in the back of the head, knocking him from the summoning circle>Rest of party pops out of cover, unleashing crossfire onto the cultists.>Bounty hunter, being lawful good, goes for legshots.>Rest of party, not so much>Heads get mulched, torsos emptied>Blood everywhere. ohmyjesus.jpg>Energy being starts spawning an orb of energy, intended for bounty hunter>Bounty hunter draws 6-shooters, unloading both into the orb, destroying it>Technomancer keeps us stocked on ammo>Following the destruction of the orb, the creature tried to flee>GM thought it would end here.>the Technomancer, dualclassing as a pure mage, fires energy bolts at the being, blasting away chunks of its form>fleeing continues>Bounty hunter fires revolvers again, soon discovering that bullets harm it>He throws two pipe bombs at it>Party unloads rest of magazines, then GTFO's>Bounty hunter stops a ways outside the door, at the edge of the porch, watching as we run>Pipe bombs explode, blowing a wall out.>cont
>cont>debris blasts around the bounty hunter, putting some new holes in his already tattered duster. Glorious>He turns and charges back in, picking up what was left of a cultist, and winging it at the creature>Creature liquefies into a black blood substance and attempts to enter the body>The bounty hunter, wide eyed, turns to my character, the cryomancer, and shouts "JOHAN, FREEZE HIM!">My character freezes the blood solid>The bounty hunter and my character decide to turn this fucker into an icee, beating the ice block with rocks and debris>Repeat until a fine powder is achieved.>Bounty hunter rolls the powder into balls, takes it outside, and makes a fucking snowman.>Grabs two sticks, shoves it into middle for arms>Takes off his bullet hole riddled top hat and sticks it onto the head>GMs face when we turned his boss creature into a blood snowman
>>27716068Why on earth was the French Government employing you people?
>>27716098This was a side quest involving a bounty issued by the French government
>>27716098Can't get anything done themselves without pussying out
>>27716098What, and fight something?
>elsewhere in the world>Another PC, a half elf, consumed with grief about murdering another PC who was responsible for over 90 confirmed civilian kills, decides to grow crops on random farms as a form of penance during the above events
Glorious. The closest we came to something like that was when our undercrewed Rogue Trader vessel was boarded by Eldar raiders. I think it was a disengage and flee type situation, but we were having none of that shit. We counter boarded, and following a series of ridiculously lucky rolls, seized the attacking ship. GM's face when
Currently, the bounty hunter is STILL losing his shit when talking about it. It's been 2 hours or so
>>27715975>>27716068>GM HereWhat have you done to my world.
>>27716276We have taken your carefully crafted masterpiece, and bent it over the table.
>>27716276The half-Henderson'd it
>>27716317Sometimes you just have to make an extradimensional horror into a snowman.
>>27716344Possibly the greatest line I have ever heard.
>>27716276>>27716317>>27716344New BBEG: A demon takes over the body of the bloodman and now terrorizes the group.
>>27716850My character would just hard freeze him, and we'd repeat beating him with shit til it's slush. Probably box it and dump it into the ocean or shit like that.
>>27716850PC's get hired to investigate missing persons/ friendly npc's dissapearing, upon investigation they find trails of cold black blood that seems to have only recently thawed at the scene.their new opponent is Frosticles the snowman