>Shit.

>Oh SHIT.

>What the hell is SHE doing out here!?

>A few stores down the road, you spot the familiar visage of Citrine, one of the girls from back at the brothel that you grew up in. While she is the ONLY ONE out of the whole lot of them who you actually -didn't- hate, you still have no desire to have a teary-eyed reunion with her.

>And though you spotted her, she still hasn't recognized you... it's not too late for you to pull the girls aside and take a different route before she sees you.

>...though you are kind of wondering how in the hell she was actually able to make it all the way out here. And those aren't whore's clothes that she's wearing...

>>COBRA! RETREAT!
>>it won't hurt to say hi, she was always pretty decent to you back in the day


Last night's thread was a tie, so I'm holding a revote here. So speak now, or forever hold your peace.

>>27633348
>it won't hurt to say hi, she was always pretty decent to you back in the day

>>27633348
>>it won't hurt to say hi, she was always pretty decent to you back in the day

>>27633348
Go talk to her, plot development is best development.

>>27633348
>>It won't hurt to say hi, she was always pretty decent to you back in the day
.

>>27633348
just tell the girls that you'll be with them in a moment and split off.

>>27633324
YES I'm here for one for once.
>Say Hi

>>27633348
go talk to her

>>27633348
>>>it won't hurt to say hi, she was always pretty decent to you back in the day
Honestly, I find everyone who thinks it's a good idea to try to keep our upbringing a secret is a fucking moron, because theres no way in hell the king let us near his daughter without checking us out, and everyone else Is going to find out eventually. Id rather seize the opportunity to let people know now, where we can let it drop gently and without rumors and shit, and with people we can somewhat trust.And since it's one of the very few people who we didnt hate from there, theres probably not going to be a much better chance.
tl;dr , it's goign to come up eventually, better to get it out of the way and face it, instead of scrambling about trying to avoid it like we're a fucking coward and have something to be ashamed of.

>>27633348
Be a polite gentlemen about it. Our new friends at the castle will find out about it eventually and for all we know Citrine isn't keen on our mutual past being known either

>>27633422
This is a quote from last thread, forgot to mention that.

>>27633348
Go say hello, no reason to be antisocial.

>>27633348
>it won't hurt to say hi, she was always pretty decent to you back in the day
But lets ask the girls to wait where they are for a second as well.

>>27633348
>It won't hurt to say hi, she was always pretty decent to you back in the day

Go an say hi to her, we don't have to stay long, but if one of the few people who was decent to us is moving up, since she isn't dressed like a whore, we should say hi and be a bit happy for her.

Running from our past won't do anything useful and the people around us will find out eventually anyways, may as well be honest about it and not try to hide.

>>COBRA! RETREAT!

>>27633348
Split off for a minute, go talk to Citrine, and see how she's doing. She was the only nice worker at the brothel, we owe her a "hi" at the very least.

>>27633374
Perfect IC justification.

>>COBRA! RETREAT!

>>27633422
>>27633456
I agree with the past possibly coming to bite us if we avoid it, but I would also like to point out that she's not dressed as a whore anymore.
Citrine may be happy to see us, but she likely doesn't want our past to come out, either, if she's moving up in the world.

We should say Hi, but only introduce her as a childhood friend, and not make any mention of where she worked unless she brings it up.

There's facing our past, and then there's ruining a friend's current life because we run our mouth off.

>>27633348
>it won't hurt to say hi, she was always pretty decent to you back in the day

Why bother hiding our origins? Obviously the King and his advisers knew where we came from, and look at where we are now.

>>27633348
Cobra retreat!

Seriously this is not the time or place for our history to come out, we might like this girl because she was the only kind one but our position sort of makes this sort of thing a big deal. Worst case scenario we apologize to her later

>>27633484
>>27633461
So what are your justification for running away from our past, when we found out nicolletes and sylvies.

>>27633348
Fuck it.

>excuse yourself for a moment
>it won't hurt to say hi, she was always pretty decent to you back in the day

If the girls ask then we can tell them afterward.

>>27633348
>it won't hurt to say hi, she was always pretty decent to you back in the day
Reasons for this have already been stated by other anons.

>>27633509
the king knows
>>27633348
>>it won't hurt to say hi, she was always pretty decent to you back in the day

>>27633502
Good point, but the guys screaming retreat think we will and already ignored the people saying what you said.

>writing

>>27633509
The king knows and so do the knights maybe, i doubt he would not do a back ground check.

>>27633511
Running away? No. It's avoiding instead of running head first because of "plot".

>>27633547
How is hiding from some one (who has probably married a nobleman and doesn't want her past known) not running away.

>>27633539
Yes they might but what if say Monique finds out, he is no minor noble and if he decides he wants to cause trouble for having "such a bad influence" close to the princess he certainly could

Regardless if the king and all the knights say we are cool people will listen and nobles will talk

And that is just one thing that could go wrong

>>27633569
It's not really hiding. She didn't see us, we move on. It's the complete opposite of actively running /to/ her.

>>27633577
You do know who the knights and king is right?
The king doesn't believe in political marriage, sylvies father married a royal and nicolletes father married an adventurer.

>>27633348
>>>COBRA! RETREAT!

It won't hurt to say hi. We can act appropriately embarrassed by our upbringing, but it would be found out eventually. Plus Nicolette's letting us know more than she planned to.

>>27633596
Noticing some one and going in the opposite direction suddenly or plain hiding is considered weird especially since we have 3 girls that would notice if we did that.

>>27633577
>if he decides he wants to cause trouble for having "such a bad influence" close to the princess he certainly could
I get the feeling the King would just tell him to stop being a little bitch about it.

>>27633348
>>>it won't hurt to say hi, she was always pretty decent to you back in the day

>>27633348
>>COBRA! RETREAT!

Fuck that. We have no real reason to go out of our way to see her so she can make some shitty joke about us being a manwhore and so we can have some boring exposition where we tell them we grew up in a brothel.

>>27633604
And it doesn't matter if the nobility are gossiping or decide to cause trouble because of our background

The king can't exactly go around bitchslapping everyone to defend our place as the princesses guard no matter what he is like.

Also there is nothing stopping gossip or trouble coming to the princess if dicks like Monique spread rumors and with no solid evidence the king and the knights can't do anything without coming across as a tyrant

This court has been absurdly casual so far, I don't think we have anything to fear from some Tudor court level shenanigans or whatever.

>>27633324
>>COBRA! RETREAT!

theres no real reason to go see her. no reward for opening the can of worms. only 'reason' is gamey shit like "plot", as if we wont have any plot or development if we avoid her.

>>27633643
>dicks like Monique spread rumors
You do know he can get in serious trouble for doing this right, and the king has proven to care little of what others think of formalities.

>>27633643
>The king can't exactly go around bitchslapping everyone
I think you're underestimating the King.

What's more, it would be a blow to his honor if he didn't, since they'd be questioning his hiring policies.

>>27633665
We are just saying hi, not spilling our whole life story there.

I never knew saying "eeeeey gurl," to a chick could be so polarizing.

>>27633625
>I get the feeling the King would just tell him to stop being a little bitch about it.
Or institute a border guard exchange program with a hellhole far away. They're going to send one guard as a test case. How HONORED Monique will be!

The same people who want to see the ex-whore are the same people who thought it'd be "nice" to pay lunch for members of the royal family and a maid we owed nothing to. Why? To be a "nice guy".

Lets retreat.

>>27633348
>it won't hurt to say hi, she was always pretty decent to you back in the day
I finally made it i missed yesterdays thread.

>>27633687
Please elaborate on why we shouldn't be a nice guy good sir.

I vote we GTFO.

>>27633682
Because it's an ex-whore from our PC's past?

>>27633667
Except he won't act against people without proof, especially not against someone like Monique who is from a respected family even if he is a shitheel himself

>>27633668
Or it could be set up that the king didn't know because it wasn't his business to check but someone whose business it was didn't do their job and it still looks bad for him allowing it to go on

>>27633687
Why is this a bad thing exactly?

>>27633348
>>it won't hurt to say hi, she was always pretty decent to you back in the day
why is she here any way?

>>27633709
>ex
Yeah an ex whore, with a shameful past that probably will try to not mention it.

>>27633324
>COBRA! RETREAT!

FUCK THAT WHORE WOMAN

>>27633724
For a plot hook.

>>27633710
He is one of the lesser sons and with the right pressure can be punished(not physically, but where it hurts).

>>27633348
>>COBRA! RETREAT!

>>27633720
>>27633702
He doesn't see any of the three as being Reinhold's friends.
>>27633709
>ex-whore
But you don't know that. She could just have upgraded to upper-class whore.
>>27633738
>vote from Wrenloft or every other anon
So, in your opinion, everyone's suggestions that aren't yours are shit. Right.

>>27633348
>>it won't hurt to say hi, she was always pretty decent to you back in the day

To the people voting: The writing has already started.

>>27633710
>the king didn't know
This is the king of a control and he has proven to be pretty loving father and picked us to protect his beloved daughter who will be the next ruler, and you are trying to tell me he won't do a back ground check on us.

>>27633738
Yeah, I think we're going to have to disagree anon. Reinhold hasn't been anything except a nice guy so far.

>>27633348
>>COBRA! RETREAT!

>>27633753
Have you SEEN his posts?

>>27633738
While I agree with you on the Wrenloft's posts I don't agree on being nice
They are friends which is why I voted for buying lunch, it is only fedora territory if you want it to be

>>27633773
Whether he did or not is irrelevant, whether he is thought to is the issue or whether his judgement is called into question because of it

>>27633792
He is the king his word is law, unless they have a parliament there is not much they can do other than send their sons to challenge us.

>>27633782
Yes. Wrenloft is shit at suggestions & half-decent with the rolls.

He's included because of the fact that the bit quoted shows that he (You? Fuck I dunno) only cares for his own suggestions.

>>27633348

>>it won't hurt to say hi, she was always pretty decent to you back in the day

I agree with >>27633430. No need to hide things that could bite us later on.

WHAT THE FUCK. IF THIS KEEPS UP WE'RE GONNE NEED A NEW GOD BE DAMNED THREAD BECAUSE YOU CHILDREN WONT STOP BICKERING. HOT DAMN.

>>27633738
hey virgin neckbeard, GTFO. your kind is not welcome here.

>>27633819
>(You? Fuck I dunno)
Never mind that. Did notice the vote.

>>27633827
Doubtful.

Okay guys I've missed the vote and I have to go out like right now but I'd just like to point out that Reinhold should totally learn how to cast Conjure Blade or something similar and modify it to be as quick and stealthy as possible
aka
"I CAST SWORD"

>>27633827
We are just discussing things while we wait for archelon.

>>27633829
hey waifufag, GTFO. your kind is not welcome here.

People want to avoid the ex-whore and the other side /immediately/ resorts to namecalling. Typical.

>>27633348
>>>it won't hurt to say hi, she was always pretty decent to you back in the day

>>27633839
We should go with "I am the bone of my sword
Steel is my body and fire is my blood
I have created over a thousand blades
Unknown to Death, Nor known to Life
Have withstood pain to create many weapons
Yet, those hands will never hold anything
So as I pray, unlimited blade works. "

>>27633864
Oops. That should be a retreat vote.

>>27633838
>>27633847
we've used op nearly a third of the thread capacity, and arch has posted 3 times. one of which was just ">writing"

>>27633874
>>27633839
Can you guys stop the sword stuff already, it's getting cringe worthy.

>>27633877
He's been writing for like 20 minutes! God damn.

>>27633874
No

>>27633880
we've used /up/ a third, as well.

>>27633864
>hey waifufag
You just name called him and he was talking about another instance, not this one.

>>27633348
>>>COBRA! RETREAT!


>>27633753
http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/27612258/#27621036
>> And for those going "OMG SHES A WHORE YOU CAN"T JUST GO SAY HI WITH LADIES WRAPPED AROUND OUR FINGERS", I have this for you, shut the fuck up, your shadowruns don't belong here and neither do you.

>>27633665
The main reason is not being a hyperautist who runs from old acquaintances.

>>27633814
There is a lot they can do just not legally
Thinking because you are king means you get to say or do whatever without taking into account what the nobility thinks or says is a quick way to end up with lots of trouble all over your country because rebellion and dissent totally don't exist if you are king

>>27633880
How long have you been coming here? Threads past their bump limit regularly last for several hours.

>>27633738
We didn't pay because they were girls. We paid because we were already paying for one girl and it was more convenient. We won't do it again, in fact if it comes up we should be like "I paid last time." But one person footing the bill is perfectly normal in regular social interaction.

>>27633907
>>you're a hyperautist if you don't want to talk to the ex-whore!

Okay.

>>27633904
Yeah, in response to "virgin neckbeard".

>>27633908
Seeing how the knights are I don't think anyone would like to go against the king.

>>27633908
From what we have gleamed every one in the country is happy with their warrior king and are more worried about the scum that is outside their borders.

>>27633913
I'll give you that, I'm used to faster boards.

But this non-constrictive argument between two viewpoints that refuse to budge is still obnoxious, and thread clogging.

>>27633908
Because people are going to rebel because one of the best swordsman in the country, which seems to be nearly perfectly egalitarian besides nobles, was raised in a brothel.

Please explain this reasoning.

>>27633939
I highly doubt that there are only half a dozen ludicrously powerful people in this setting and they all conveniently live in the castle and swear loyalty to / are the king

>>27633864
this has nothing to do with waifus. I hate fadora wearing neckbeards on principle. I am how ever euphoric your kind won't breed.

>>27633936
Yeah my bad i thought you were linking to some one else.

>>27633936
She's someone we know and more or less like, from back in the day. So yeah, any non-autist would not run from that for fear of having to explain something a bit awkward to friends.

>>27633967
Not half a dozen, but at least a good amount that anyone would be worried about doing anything.
Speaking of which who was the tomboys father?

>>27633905
I'm not seeing how that quote has anything to do with >>27633753

>>27633947
Eh. /tg/ tends to be argumentative as fuck. You get used to it and learn to ignore it or develop a twitch.

>>27633947
This quest has one of the worst userbases.

Part of it is because archelon is too afraid to say *anything* to intervene in a shitstorm or spam.

>>27633947
One is screaming bloody the murder ,while the other is trying to calm the other down and explain why they want to do something.

>>27633991
We haven't actually found out who he is just that he is a noble
I am expecting that Sir Gregory is actually her uncle or something though given their exchange when the spy was handed over

Drawfag here, anyone got a good description of Reinhold? I feel like making a lazy doodle.

>>27633987
Reductio ad Autism

>>27634012
Strawman

And really? Calm the other down? Yes yes. Everyone who disagrees with you is a frothing madman while anyone who agrees with you is civil, calm and rational.

>>27633905
>>27633829
>>27633907
>>27633829

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>>27634031
This is the best we've got.

>>27634031
Look at the OP. That's pretty close.

>>27633995
Thus, but it started getting worst and worst after the fist shit storm wide thread which attracted some unwanted attention.

>>27633995
All quests have horrible userbases.

>>27633947
Do you have something more productive that you suggest we argue about?

>>27633995
>This quest has one of the worst userbases.
Not even fucking close.

>>27634031
OPs picture is close and we have the chinbomination doodle from before

Haven't seen a real in depth description from Archelon though

>>27633348
>it won't hurt to say hi, she was always pretty decent to you back in the day
Also god damn over 110 replies and it's all squabbling...

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>>27634031
A cross between op and ubel blatt main character before becoming an elf.

>>27634056
well, a little more manly version of OP's pic is my head cannon of Reinhold.

>>27634095
Too young.

>>27634031
A 17 year old who is, by archelon's words supposed to look relatively unassuming and ordinary. So someone who looks more like a 'normal' soldier than someone with a larger than life/easily recognizable look.

>>27634108
If OP pic wasn't wearing a choker it would help.

>>27634129
I blame Sylvie for turning Reinhold into her waifu.

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Might as well say hi...

"Hey, could you wait here for a couple of minutes?" you say to the girls.
"Hm? What's up, you gotta go find a toilet or something?" Nicolette asks.
"Nicolette!" Sylvie punches her in the shoulder. "Um, is it something that we can help with?"
"Nah, I just saw someone I know... I'll go say hi and then I'll be right back," you reply.

With that, you leave the girls and walk towards Citrine.

"Wh..." As you get closer, Citrine's grow wide with surprise. "Oh my god! Reinhold!? IT IS YOU!"

Before you can react, Citrine runs towards you at full speed and traps you in a strong hug.

"oh my god you've gotten so handsome I can't believe it you made it this far reinhooooooold" Citrine says, holding you in a vicelike grip.
"Um... hey." you reply, unsure how to react to something like this.
"Oh... oh wow..." she finally lets you go. "I heard about you winning the swording tourney, but I never expected to see you out here..."
"Uh, yeah," you reply. "So, um, what brings you out here?"
"Ehehe... we've both come pretty far from that old whorehouse, huh!" she says, with a warm grin.
"Yeah, thank God."

Finally free, you dust yourself off and get a good look at Citrine... she's actually dressed pretty well! Kind of relieved that she seems to be doing alright, you look around to make sure that that little display didn't cause too much of a scene...

...and then you notice that Nicolette and Sylvie are standing RIGHT BEHIND YOU.

"Uh... what's this about a whorehouse?" Nicolette asks, a concerned expression on her face.

>how do you react?

I think both sides need to calm down and, most importantly, stop trying to demonize/dehumanize people who you disagree with just because you want something different out of this quest.

>>27634136
Technically, we're her bishie husbando.

>>27634095
MC's the one on the left btw >>27634031

>>27634139
"It's where I grew up."

Say it like it's the most natural thing in the world.

>>27634139
"Its where I grew up after I was orphaned, and its in the past"

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>>27634139
Alright, now we can panic.

>>27634139
just give them the bare bones

>>27634139
I was raised there. Orphan and all.

Act like it's not a big deal.

>>27634144
It will be nightmare mode if Reinhold ever enters Sylvie's quarters because he will witness the dozens of paintings she had commissioned of Reinhold after he won the sword tourny.

Number. One. Fan.

>>27634139
"If you tell anybody, I'll cut you."

>>27634139
"we both have a past we don't want to shout on every roof, but if you really want to know it's where i grew up"

>>27634139
"It's where I was raised in. It's all in the past though, it doesn't bother me now."

>>27634139
"Its from my old home, since my village didn't have an orphanage"
Say it in a normal way.

>>27634136
Now we need to see Sylvie drawing pictures of bishie Reinhold with hearts around them

>>27634139
Oh yeah I never mentioned, Because I was an orphan and I was raised there

>>27634139
Can anyone honestly say they didn't see this coming? Now it's exposition time where we go on about our past to members of the royal family.

>>27634172
I'll go with this I guess

>>27634181
That's completely out of character.

>>27634163
This, No need to blow Citrine in. She was just a friendly person from our pretty shitty childhood.

>>27634139
"Oh, I never told you? Yeah, no, I was raised there, I'm an orphan."

>>27634163
>>27634172
Basically these two.

>>27634139
Stab Citrine for being an unwieldy plot device meant to reveal our past.

>>27634139
"I thought you guys agreed to stay put for a couple of minutes?"

>>27634139
Gotta go with >>27634163
It's simple & to the point. I guess we fill in as necessary from there.

>>27634163
this

>>27634139
"Ah, just where I grew up. Worked hard to get here from there."

>>27634172
Go with this. Doesn't seem like a big deal.

>>27634163
This seems like the best option for now then, just make it out to be no big deal and then we can save our panic for later.

Rolled 16

>>27634163
>34163
>>>27634139
>"It's where I grew up."
>Say it like it's the most natural thing in the world.
This

>>27634182
This works for me

>>27634139
>Hey, could you wait here for a couple of minutes
>wait here
Wouldn't "hang on" or something have been more appropriate?

Anyway, be like "Yeah, I uh, I'm not royalty." They may assume whoreson, but that's likely enough anyway even if we might not technically know.

>>27634217
yeah nah, you should keep to rolling shitty dice

I suggest being wary of this woman. You don't get out of the whorehouse by being nice, and news of winning a sword tourney spreads quickly.

>>27634163
This.

>>27634238
Can you just stop? You're only proving >>27633738
right.

>>27634139
"Nicolette, Sylvie, This is Citrine. she help raise me when i was orphened. Yes, i was raised and worked in a... (quieter voice) whorehouse (normal voice) we should go somewhere and explain this ruther now than out on the street."

>>27634246
Why?

She's more than likely a plot device we will never ever see again.

>>27634246
so you ain't sayin she's a gold digger
but she ain't messin with no broke men

>>27634139
In a completely matter of fact tone of voice.

"I was raised in a whorehouse. I never knew my parents. I don't tend to bring it up in casual conversation.

Citrine was about the only good person there."

>>27634139
Scold her for just casually bringing that up. Explain it, leave.

>>27634163
>>27634171
>>27634172

Some combination of these. Act as though it's not a big deal and turn the conversation back to Citrine, since she seems friendly

Just read the hundred or so replies that posted while I was writing... wow.

Discussion is fine and I actually enjoy reading it, but could you guys calm down some? Shitstorms don't get anything accomplished.

>>27634262
>she help raise me
If the picture is her, she looks young for that.

>>27634139
Explain it and tell Citrine absolutely nothing about what we do since she has a loose mouth, no innuendo intended.

>>27634246
great. we need to wash EXTRA HARD later tonight in the bath too.

>>27634267
Since this is 4chan and we don't have to be politically correct, I have to say "she ain't messin with no broke nigga" would rhyme

>>27634163
Do this.

Awkward moments all around!

>>27634273
>Citrine was about the only good person there."
Hey now, let's not write archelon into a corner on this shit.

HOLD ON
maybe nicolette knows things that we don't
maybe we're actually her (half?) brother

I don't get it, why are we acting so ashamed of being raised in a brothel? Everyone in the castle knows we're of the lowest birth the second we introduce ourselves--we don't have a last name.

Period-wise, the fact that we started in a brothel and became royal guard is more impressive than anything else. Let's the nobles stroke their egos for how fair and balanced the world is and how anyone can pull themselves up by their bootstraps and succeed. So keep on farming, serf.

>>27634310
>EXTRA HARD later tonight in the bath too
Is this a masturbation thing or...?

>>27634306
B-but I was enjoying my anger...

>>27634333
wat

>>27634306
Not really a shitstorm more like a heated argument that was just about to go into name calling until you posted.

>>27634306
it's a typical thing to see on the popular side of a long line of quests on /tg/.

this is pretty tame, compared to...other...quests...

>>27634139
oh this is someone i knew from a whorehouse because thats what where i grew up. i'm an orphan and it was pretty tough there, but yeah,.

then kiss Citrines hand

>>27634338
It's more along the lines of that OCD chick in the later Ender's Game novels.

>writing

>>27634349
Shadow Quest is practically in a constant state of shit drizzle with a new storm on the horizon.

>>27634308
One of the younger girls.

>>27634349
Yeah, people get emotionally invested.

>>27634352
>then kiss Citrines hand

Go home, Monique.

>>27634336
Because it has a lot of stigma attached to it.
Kinda like how you would never put your hobby as playing video games on a resume.

>>27634308
I figure she was the sassy black woman we were talking about a few threads ago.
>>27634306
Acrhelon QM, is Citrine a Black Woman?

>>27634346
They're making shit up and hoping it sticks.

>>27634360
i still love it

>>27634372
Nope, she looks like the picture.

>>27634372
A sassy black woman who don't need no man?

>>27634352
I would call this satire but some of the posts in this quest have been this bad in terms of writing.

>>27634338
its a matter of being clean.
>>27634306
its pretty much normal, just give them some time to calm down, most ppl will be tsun too.

>>27634382
Me too.

>>27634306
Its pretty common and this wasn't a shit storm, This was more of a heated argument. If you want a shit storm just look at the last 2 or 3 shadow quest threads.

>>27634328
>write Archelon into a corner
>While she is the ONLY ONE out of the whole lot of them who you actually -didn't- hate, you still have no desire to have a teary-eyed reunion with her.
If he's in a corner he did it to himself.

>>27634352
You need to adopt the name 'Wrenloft #2' to make it easier for the rest of us.

>>27634328
It said in the second post that Citrine was the only one there who we didn't hate.

That seems pretty conclusive to me.

>>27634399
This either the argument dies or becomes heated, hell homeless mutant quest has constant arguments with the phase cult(and now maybe the sense bros).

>>27634387
She should comb her hair.

>>27634387
oh, well, she does look a bit too young for it. I was hoping for someone Azuna like from Idolmaster pre hair cut.

>>27634423
uh. how about you go to some grimderp SO SERIOUS BUSINESS quest?

>>27634393
sorry mr. grammr nazi

>>27634369
a guy cant kiss a woman's hand? it'd be gentlemanly.

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>>27634469
Ara~

>>27634463
>thinking it strange a whore has messy hair

>>27634469
She was probably 5 years older than us so still a childy/teen.

>>27634139
>those eyes

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>>27634488

>>27634389
little boys are not men, so they are acceptable till a point. anyway, she probably knew who our mother really was and how she was like. but kept it to her self.

>>27634492
She looks younger than us though.

>>27634493

the one on the left does seem a little... off for some reason.

>>27634485
>sorry mr. grammr nazi
Not him but get your fucking act together, holy shit.

>a guy cant kiss a woman's hand? it'd be gentlemanly.
It would be overbearing, and way too formal for a girl that just hugged us.

>>27634523
We are 17 and she could be in her 20s(plus i know some one who is 30 and they look like they are 19).

>>27634485
In order of what you replied to:
>dude saying your writing sucks
>dude saying your writing sucks
>dude saying it's out of character

>>27634515
Delicious christmas cake.

>>27634488
......the whole female cast of this quest be chibi-fied. WE MUST DO THIS! in the omake 4-koma side stories
>>27634515
i'll take a slice of that cake, if you don't mind.

>>27634536
>the one on the left does seem a little... off for some reason.
It looks like a glass eye.

I wonder how she lost the original?

>>27634536
its because, like most anime based characters, her eyes are 3ft apart

>>27634515
Christmas cake is best cake.

>>27634546
>>27634552
Please stop replying to the bait.

>>27634523
This series is now rechristened Bodacious Princess Guard Quest. Seriously, unless you're an old man your a total cutie.

And I'm okay with it.

>>27634567
Client had a weird request.
Mistress wouldn't let her refuse.

>>27634550
She looks about fourteen though.

>>27634515
Gimme some of that cake!

>>27634586
lrn2 Japan.

Considering where she worked she should look much older.

>>27634568
I think it's actually because it's pointing the wrong way.

>>27634563
Reinhold starts an artistic revolution with his new "Cheebey" art style, emphasizing on deformed yet cute and childlike renditions of people he draws.

His most famous work was of a group picture of the King, sirs Vincent and Gregory posing by the throne

>>27634589
Nicholas Cage pls go

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>>27634563
Nah, chubis are cute and all, but they have their place and I don't think this is it.

>>27634569
>Please stop replying to the bait.
But...fine. You're no fun.

>>27634608
Fund it. We'll be in business.

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So when will we get with the Princess for some delicious BDSM and femdom?

>>27634611
It has no legs...
And that woman has clearly been snorting warp dust.

>>27634572
>main character surrounded by cute girls with whom there is slight sexual tension that's not directly addressed
>main character is total badass
>also cheerful all the time
MO
RE
TSU!

>>27634608
Shut up and take my money!

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>>27634563
>>27634552
>>27634569
>>27634589
BROOOOOOOTHERS!!

>>27634599
She was a child/teen whore probably. Maybe she is around our own age.

>>27634599
Not necessarily, looking younger is an advantage for a whore so she probably spent a fair bit of time and makeup looking young.

Also she might have gotten a little magical assistance if she had the right sort of clientele

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>>27634619
Just look at it this way, if you keep at it they'll only get worse. Better to snip it in the bud.

>>27634635
Cute is one hell of a drug.

>>27634624
Sylvie will outbid for every single one of her waifus artworks.

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>>27634139
>...and then you notice that Nicolette and Sylvie are standing RIGHT BEHIND YOU.

No fucking respect.

>>27634139
Give her *The Look* for just spouting that out loud. That was extremely fucked up to say in public within ear shot of other people. Especially when she probably saw them following us.

>>27634644
.....get out.

>>27634626
>Femdom
>Delicious
I respect your tastes and I hope you will respect the fact that I intensely disagree with them.

>>27634652
Oh yeah, it's cute. Right up until you're sucking a daemonette's big meaty cock for one more bump. Then it's not so cute anymore.

>>27634654
What does a chibi Sylvie rank on the adorablometer?

>>27634599
You don't know much about medieval societies, do you?

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>>27634644
>NTR

>>27634671
That's what you think.

>>27634563
>>27634608
Reinhold will earn Billions.
and then starts a mafia out of that product.

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Jesus Christ, there are a lot of replies for this thread and arch has only written once or twice.

>>27634668
You're right. It's not delicious, it's like ambrosia.

>>27634599
cum is good for the skin that's what they're supposed to think, right?

"It's where I grew up," you tell them, playing it off as naturally as possible.
"...seriously?" Nicolette looks at you quizzically. "I knew that you weren't from any kind of high-class family, but..."
"Oh... oh my..." Sylvie covers her face with her hands.
"Oh, you think that Reinhold here was..." Citrine look at them, stifling a laugh. "While he did get smacked around worse than any of us girls, the Boss refused to let him 'work' like the rest of us did, no matter how much money got thrown at him. That's like the old bastard's only good point."
"...so you weren't..." Sylvie takes a long sigh of relief.
"NO," you say with emphasis.
"Too bad that didn't keep Spinelle away from you..." Citrine mumbles to herself.

Upon hearing THAT NAME, you cut Citrine a sharp glance.

"Oh... sorry, I didn't mean to bring that up..." Citrine says apologetically. "anyways, who are these lovely ladies, Reinhold? You got yourself a couple of girlfriends out here in the big city?"

>what will you say?

>>27634662
How's she to know we were concealing our past?

>>27634611
that is why we do this in a not exactly cannon way for pure comedy

>>27634673
8 out of 10 princesses.

>>27634660
they lost some Reinhold points that's for sure.

>>27634692
>Spinelle
Damn it, we must start writing a biography so we can get the full story of our past out of us.

>>27634692
We had a day off so we went to get some stuff from town.

>>27634702
Bringing up the fact you come from a whorehous isn't something you can just casually bring up.

>>27634692
>They're my acquaintances.

>>27634692
"I wish. I'm just out shopping with some friends."
Introduce the gang.

>>27634692

Yes. They are our girlfriends. Turns out people here in the capital are more accepting of multiple partners! Glorious!

>>27634692
"Well, more co-workers, I guess you would say." Then make introductions.

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>>27634692
Man, this is pretty much what I think of this whole scenario right now.

>>27634685
the discussions are as entertaining.
i love /tg/

>>27634692
State both their positions fully, yet calmly, as if this is normal

>>27634692
Confirmed impure
We have been raped.

>>27634692
"They're from the castle. We're just enjoying a day off."

>>27634692
very casually introduce them as friends and colleagues, but leave out being royal and all that

>>27634692
"Friends and co-workers, simple as that."

Introduce them.

>>27634692
"Yes, I've somehow managed to rope two members of the royal family into a polygamous relationship." Said completely deadpan.

>>27634692
Friends and Coworkers out shopping.

>>27634692
Wink. "Taking our day off to go shopping with friends."

>>27634692
"Just friends." Then introduce properly, it would be rude not to. "Nicolette, the captain of the castle guard, and Sylvie, a magical prodigy. I'm working for the Royal Guard these days. And this is Citrine, a childhood friend of mine."

>>27634692

Not much to say besides they're acquaintances from the castle.

>>27634747
its okay
/ss/ is a pretty sweet way to lose your virginity

>>27634692
"Hundreds of jokes, each more hilarious than the last, have flashed through my mind at this moment. All of them, however, would end badly for me. Keeping this in mind I will simply say: Sh-shut up! They're not my g-g-girlfriends!"

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>>27634692

"No, I'm their girlfriend. They take turns fucking me in the ass."

>>27634756
and thus Sylvie was struck down by a heart attack

>>27634734
>I wish
Why would you EVER say this?

>>27634747
Don't think it's rape. Not quite at least.

But we won't know for sure till Arch tells us.

>>27634756
This, all of it. this is supported

>>27634771
Spinelle could be a man's name.

>>27634692
"....something like that yeah. Can I ask what you're doing here?"

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>>27634747
>>27634771
Agreed.
>>27634692
Just introduce them and make sure that the rapist is never mentioned again.

>>27634692
make it a point that they are royalty to keep OTHER things out of reach.

>You got yourself a couple of girlfriends
ALERT

ALERT

SHE'S TESTING THE WATERS HERE
She may or may not actively want our dick, but she's definitely considering it as a possible option.

>>27634746
>State both their positions fully
Nicolette's embarrassed about her parentage, so no.

Rolled 7

>>27634692
*Rolls eyes*

"Yup girlfriends though seriously their friends of mine who drag me here to carry their stuff."
You shrugs

"Something never change"

>>27634692
"No, they're co-workers and friends from the Castle. Like you heard, I won the big tournament, so that got me scouted to work at the castle as a guard."

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>>27634692
we got our cherry popped early!

>>27634793
>>27634756
All of my yes.

>>27634771
You would think so but only if the woman is attractive
Otherwise you have horrible gynophobia thanks to a massive horrible smelling has beast forcing herself on your tender trusting boyhood

>>27634792
Well the conversation implies that the owner kept people from paying for our services,so either we were raped or some one sold us behind his back.

>>27634692
Chatty_fucking_bitches.gif

What the hell happened to our privacy? Goddamn.

>deadpan
>"Three here and another back at the castle."

>>27634692
>Melanie's the only one who respected our wishes
Mel confirmed for 'Best Girl'.

>>27634692
"I work with them."
I was going to go with 'friends' but the breach in privacy is a bit irritating.

>>27634756
Yes, this.

>>27634756
fuck no, we keep that terrible witty shit for when we meet the princess first thing in the mornings

>>27634795
Spinelle's a girl. Who was into shota.

>>27634756
Def this.

>>27634756
Might as well.

>>27634756
As nice a line as this is, Nicolette doesn't like people talking about her family, so we shouldn't just go being a bigmouth about it now that we know. Not sure what to replace it with though, "beautiful girls" would be my first thought, but that would be something we could reasonably accomplish then.

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>>27634836
>"Three here and another back at the castle."
That's actually pretty good.

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>>27634846

Oh baby.

>>27634845
They deserve it now.

>>27634827
Possible. My reading took it more along the lines of someone who kept being a creeper about it.

Rape is generally not something you bring up in casual conversation.

Freely admit I could be wrong though.

>>27634823
>>27634843
>>27634847
>>27634848
oh for fucks sake

>>27634855
This is our revenge for snooping into our conversation.

>>27634813
The only thing she wants is gold.

Rolled 10

>>27634756
No, No, no, no. Nicollete doesn't want that to get out and we'll be troubling magic girl.

Don't say this

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>>27634846
Score.

>>27634846

Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaah man.

But seriously, that's terrible. How old was Reinhold at the time?

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>>27634846
Well, that's not so bad.

>>27634846
Well, that's better and worse than it could've been.

No wonder we have mild intimacy issues.

>>27634837
>Mel confirmed for 'Best Girl'.
We should wave her over since the others are here now anyway.

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>>27634846
So it is confirmed, reinhold is corrupted.

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>>27634846
this is fine with me

>>27634756
Nothing about royalty. They don't like sharing that.

>>27634756
this is fucking terrible and inappropriate, besides revealing the very sensitive histories of two of our friends who don't like talking about it very much

>>27634869
It could go either way, but we were molested that one thing i'm sure of.