>>27592089
>"I didn't know you had anything but a school uniform..."

This is not crew day, this is date day.

>Find crew, reconoiter.
>Other
Enjoy parade while finding crew/friends

>>27592089
>[x] "I didn't know you had anything but a school uniform..."

>>27592089
>"I didn't know you had anything but a school uniform..."

We can't be possibly thick enough to go try including other people while on our first date.

>>27592089
>"I didn't know you had anything but a school uniform..."

Fuck, I hate calamari.

>>27592089
>"I didn't know you had anything but a school uniform..."

>Other. "You look cute, Miho."
then
>"I didn't know you had anything but a school uniform..."
as the latter option alone sounds a bit rude.

>>27592148

You haven't been reading the quest, have you?

>>27592089
>"I didn't know you had anything but a school uniform..."

Admire her frontal glacis plate. Discreetly.

>>27592176
>>27592089
Oops, forgot to link properly.

>>27592089
>"I didn't know you had anything but a school uniform..."
>>27592148
Oh Anon.

>>27592089
>"I didn't know you had anything but a school uniform..."

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>Other.

Let's go win some prizes at one of the game stands!

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>>27592177

On-one can hope right?

RIGHT?!

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>>27592089
>"I didn't know you had anything but a school uniform..."

>>27592290
We've been getting better...

>>27592176
This. While Russels might want to freak out and look for others he needs to be cool. (No picture of Jules sadly)

Rolled 7

>>27592089
>"I didn't know you had anything but a school uniform..

>>27592089
>You look nice, I was almost starting to think that you didn't have anything else to wear except your uniform"
>>27592148
I hopped on late to this quest, and going through the backlog was practically torture.
some of these decisions...
but they're getting better.
>>27592279
you need to quote the post for BJ to pay attention to it.

>"I didn't know you had anything but a school uniform..."

>>27592176
Thirding/fourthing this.

>>27592176
Actually, changing my vote to this.

>>27592176
I'll do this

>>27592626
>I agree with this course of action

>>27592089
>Other. "You look cute, Miho."

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>>27592089
>Other.
Clap in appreciation.

You chew on fried lesser-phylum. "You look nice without your uniform on..." You say and then immediately regret your choice of words. "I mean- you look cute in-" Dammit. "You look, um, nice in those clothes!" You finally decide on as the least terrible thing you can say at this juncture. You feel your ears as they heat up nearly to the point of combustion. Smooth, Russells, very smooth.

Miho, for her part, smiles and nods, looking a bit embarassed herself. "Thank you!" She says.

You to salvage your spaghetti the only way you know how- you grin at her. "Never seen you outside that uniform before- was starting to wonder if you had anything but it!" You joke. You pray that it comes across as witty observation and not mean teasing.

Miho laughs nervously. "Oh, you know, I went out and bought this just this morning. Other than that- nothing but uniforms!" She says nervously. "Just joking!" She explains, laughing nervously again.

>"Want to go get some more overpriced parade food?"
>"So what exactly is on these sticks?"
>Other.

>>27593066
>"Want to go get some more overpriced parade food?"

We don't want to know what's on the sticks.

I really, REALLY hate calamari, though ironically enough I fucking love tartar sauce.

>>27593066
>>"Want to go get some more overpriced parade food?"
>>"So what exactly is on these sticks?"
Both of these, with a slight rephrase for the second: "So, do I want to know what I'm eating or no?"

>>27593066
>"So what exactly is on these sticks?"
>Other.
"...do I even want to know?"

>>27593066
>>"Want to go get some more overpriced parade food?"

>>27593066
>"Want to go get some more overpriced parade food?"

>>27593116
I love deep fried calamari in batter. It's the contrast between the crunchy exterior and the chewy insides that makes it nice. Dip it in soy sauce and it's downright divine.

>>27593066
>"So what exactly is on these sticks?"

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>>27593066
>"Want to go get some more overpriced parade food?"
Next date is to take Miho cloths shopping

>>27593148

I think it's the texture that really gets at me, something about the rubbery stuff really puts me off.

That said, deep-fried calamari is definitely one of the better forms of it my family's convinced me to eat, though I had the stuff with tartar sauce.

>>27593163
I like her, but I don't think Russells is up for clothes shopping yet.

>>27593163
>Shopping
>Us

Uuuuh, I hate to break it to you...

>>27593207
Or, given the types of things that can happen on those types of dates, Miho either to be honest.

Oh crap, is this around the time in the show when the girls ran into Maho and Erika?

>>27593066
>"Want to go get some more overpriced parade food?"

>>27593339
That would be very, very awkward.

>>27593353
>>27593339
No, this is before the tourney so I think we're ok.

But if we did go clothes shopping I'm pretty sure BJ would make it bad for us somehow.

>>27593339
This is why I'm glad I've only seen episode 1, I'm going into these shenanigans blind, only watching after this quest is completed.

>>27593339
Miho's sister and Erika show up after the first round, IIRC.

>>27593394
They show up before the first round, just looked it up on wiki. But, it is in the episode after the parade, but who knows they could be here.

>>27593394
they watch the Saunders match because they let Mako and Sasori use their helicopter.

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>>27593066
>"Want to go get some more overpriced parade food?"
There is a certain candy I have heard exists.

I'm sure Gramps already got Chouno one.

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>>27593066
>You to salvage your spaghetti the only way you know how- you grin at her. "Never seen you outside that uniform before- was starting to wonder if you had anything but it!" You joke. You pray that it comes across as witty observation and not mean teasing.
>Miho laughs nervously. "Oh, you know, I went out and bought this just this morning. Other than that- nothing but uniforms!" She says nervously. "Just joking!" She explains, laughing nervously again.

All this awkward. We're going to cause people watching us together cringe like took a bite out of a lemon, peel and all.

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>>27593449
>because they let Mako and Sasori use their helicopter.
Well, I'm sure that worked out just fine.

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>>27593606

That's candy? It looks like a mushroom--though that only brings up the question of why they eat mushrooms on sticks.

>>27593649
Old man in the background, "Kiss her stupid!"

>>27593394
just after the draw, in the cafe.

>>27593066
>Other
Head for the stalls with prizes. See if we can bag one of those bandaged teddy bears Miho likes.

>>27593188
I used to despise calamari, then I spent a year working in an italian restaurant that had fried calamari rings on the menu. The easiest way to be sure they were done all the way through was to grab one and take a bite. After doing that for a few months doing that, I acquired the acquired taste.
>>27593066
Try to win Miho a teddy bear.

>>27593680
ugh, too many similar Japanese names.

>>27593683

It looks like a chocolate top to me, I've seen similar candies.

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>>27593683
Mushroom shaped lollipop. There's a whole scene where the lesbian teaches them how to eat it.

>>27593772
Momo isn't a lesbian. She's definitely bi at the very least.

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>>27593796
>Bones one dude
>And like all the chicks
Close enough. Either way she's at most third best girl.

>>27593896
Pretty sure she doesn't actually bone them, just hands out with them and get them to buy her shit.

As for rankings, this is GuP so I won't say how I see Momo.

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>>27592945
>That filename

>>27593772
http://youtu.be/oEdYudMc2as?t=1m23s
shame about the quality but you get the point

>>27593896
Majikoi had the single best moment of any harem series.

>>27593066
>"Want to go get some more overpriced parade food?" but probably not say it that way, a bit nicer how ever. enough noodles has occured now.

"Y'know, this is pretty good!" You say enthusiastically finishing the last of your pseudopod-on-a-stick. "Want to go get some more?" You say, turning to spot where the food stalls actually are. You don't see them through the crowd, but you definately smell them.

"Sure! It's right over here!" Miho says, grabbing your elbow with both hands and pulling you through the crowd. She really doesn't need to guide you though- you'd have probably done a pretty good job just following your nose. She leads you through the crowd and down a side street, which is lined with food stalls, informational booths and the standard carnival game fair- popping balloons and shooting pellets for stuffed animals and other prizes.

As you approach the stall, you mentally prepare yourself to see a middle-aged Japanese chef pulling a still-alive cephalopod from a tank before flaying and deep-frying it alive, but you relieved to see that the meaty base for the delicious treat has already been rendered into pre-cut strips of slightly-translucent meat kept in a cooler.

You pay a few hundred yen for a decent portion of the fried deliciousness. You turn and look at some of the other booths.

>Games! Let's win Miho a prize!
>What other foods are there to enjoy?
>Check out the other booths!

>>27594156
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-fFT-gdJC4
Forgot my link.

>>27594170
>>Games! Let's win Miho a prize!

>>27594170
>Games! Let's win Miho a prize!

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>>27594170
>>Games! Let's win Miho a prize!
>>What other foods are there to enjoy?
>>Check out the other booths!
Live life to the fullest!

>>27594170
>Games! Let's win Miho a prize!

>>27594170
>Games! Let's win Miho a prize!
>>27594200
Simply magical.

>>27594170
>[x] Games! Let's win Miho a prize!
>[x] Check out the other booths!

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>>27594170
>Games! Let's win Miho a prize!
lets see if we can win her a stuffed toy that ISN'T chopped and bandaged up.
>>27594200
DAT ASS!

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>>27594170
>>What other foods are there to enjoy?

Carnival games are rigged, anyhow. Let's go get some more food!

we're going to miss Darjeeling do Barricuda Dance aren't we?
is Russels ever going to see it in action?

>>27594200
That ass has aged like whiskey.

>>27594170
>Games! Let's win Miho a prize!

Let's see if we can win a non-yandere toy for her.

>>27594170
>Games! Let's win Miho a prize!
>>27594156
>>27594174
Eh. It is pretty funny, but it's still just a dick joke.
Certainly not in the running for "single best moment of any harem series", as that would imply it's a better moment than Tenchi manning up and handing Kagato his ass.

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>>27594170
>Games! Let's win Miho a prize!

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>>27594448
Mentions Tenchi Muyo. Way to go my main man!

>>27594448
I'm sorry single best moment of any shitty harem series

>>27594667
Well yeah but that's like being a better basketball player than Stephen Hawking. It's not much of an achievement.

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>>27594170
>Games! Let's win Miho a prize!
>Check out the other booths!
>>27594200

>>27594170
>Games! Let's win Miho a prize!
Show off our mad skills

>>27594743
Stephen Hawking would just slam dunk the ball with his kick ass science lasers and action missiles that I know he has.

>>27595095
Well yeah, but that's against the rules.
Unless he's playing in the Space Jam, of course.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uints81YYMc

>>27595095
The power to chaos dunk is only found in the heart of the baller. No machine can ever replicate it.

>>27595169
>implying Stephen Hawking doesn't have the heart of the baller
His wheelchair is really a power nullification device. If he were to leave it, his science dunks would destroy us all. he is a hero of our time

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>>27595169
>implying that Hawking isn't the Anti-Baller, and thus capable of replicating even the most powerful of Baller techniques

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>>27595169
Chaos machine can't dunk you say?

"Games!" You exclaim, grinning at Miho. "CARNIVAL GAMES!" A primal force is awakened in you- an instinct that goes back to the early Permian period when a Cynognathus jumped and bounced on its front paws in front of the females of its species to show that it could. You must win Miho a bear- that bear right there without any bandages or wounds. You must do this and you must show her that you are a strong and fit male. This is what you must do and you must do it.

She looks back towards the parade. "We don't have to, Russells!" She says. "Besides- they're all probably rigged." She's absolutely right on both accounts, but you have a secret weapon that isn't the testasterone surging through your veins right now...

You'd worked a carnival as a summer job last summer, manning a number of game booths and, in doing so, you'd learned how they'd worked. And how to beat them. Of course, several of the games are too luck-based- dropping coins on lillypads, games of chance and shellgames. And throwing darts, while generally easy, took more money in tickets to win a decent prize than that prize would ever be worth.

That leaves you with only a few games...

>Baseball pitch.
>BB Guns.
>Basketball.

>>27595421
Baseball pitch, be like Ui.

>>27595421
>BB Guns.

>>27595421
>Baseball pitch.

You can't get anymore American than that.

>>27595421
>BB Guns
shooting stuff is the oldest American Past Time.

>>27595421
>BB Guns

>>27595421
>>Baseball pitch.

>>27595421
>>Basketball.
"I am here to jam!"

>>27595421
>BB Guns.

The Japanese are fucking GOOD at baseball. Guns, not so much.

>>27595421
>BB Guns.

We shooty now.

>>27595421
These are all good options.

>Baseball pitch.
I've seen no Japanese with a bad opinion or dislike of this game.

>>27595451

Actually, changing to

>BB Guns.

>>27595421
>Basketball.
DJ, hit my music.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9FImc2LOr8

>run into Yukari

>>27595508
We're in Japan, anon. When in Rome and all that...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1bIKj9QoIY

>>27595421
>BB Guns.
>Basketball.
we can try to do both of these.

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>>27595421
>Baseball pitch.

>>27595421
>>Baseball pitch.
It's 'murican as we can get, and that shit's easy, too. I won this big ass pink pig at a fair last year from that.

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>>27595421

Guys, just wait a second. These games are most likely rigged, albeit in different ways--they always are, if just to make a quick buck on poor saps. The baseball pitch is rigged by either having the ball made outta some foam or by gluing the plastic cups to the base, making them near impossible to knock down. The BB guns are rigged by either having the guns be underpowered or inaccurate as shit. The basketball's prolly rigged by having the ball underinflated.

>>27595421
>BB Guns.

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>>27595562
we know.
but we must do it.

>>27595421
>Baseball pitch.
That is like, THE most American thing that Japanese people also love. When we put the japamericans into camps, you know what kept them sane? Baseball.

>>27595421
>>BB Guns.

>>27595562
Even an inaccurate gun is accurate in its own way. You'll just have to find out in which.

>>27595508
it has been way too long since I've heard the regular version of this song.
too many remixes.

>>27595526
Why does this song not have a slam jam remix?
I mean of all the songs to slam-jam, this one seems an obvious choice, considering it's the opening to a basketball anime. But nothing.

>>27595421
>BB Guns.

Pew pew.

>>27595421
>Baseball pitch.

>>27595421
>>Baseball pitch.
>>BB Guns.
>>Basketball.
By your powers combined I am fucking American.

>>27595226
There is a man in the heart of that beast.

>>27595421
>>Baseball pitch.

>>27595562
>baseball
doing that shit is illegal, you know
>BB guns
In my experience, its a full-auto pneumatic thompson, that shoots way far right/left. Its easy once you know where to hole
>B-ball
doing that is illegal too

>>27595727
And nobody cares.

>>27595727
Yes, and?

Welp, since it looks like Baseball is threatening basketball's lead, better post some music for that too:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Edez8nfL0eA

>>27595421
>BB Guns.
Pop pop pop, watchin niggas drop

>>27595421
>Baseball pitch.

>>27595421
>BB Guns.
The kid has worked as a carnie, once he figures out where to hold, it'll be smooth sailing

well you know what they say, once a carnie always a carnie.
let's shoot some rigged BB Guns.

>>27595526
Slam Dunk Quest when?

>>27595994
Well, it'd basically just be "Humorous Basketball Quest" considering that Slam Dunk is relatively down-to-earth.

>>27596021
Yes, and?
That would be cool as hell and you know it.

>>27596165
You're more likely to see Generation of Miracles Quest first.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73e-MUZNb1Y
Not sure if you guys have seen this, but it's worth a watch, if only to get a better feel for jack.

>>27596302
That would also be acceptable, although not as cool as a more down-to-earth basketball quest.

>>27596605
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gONk5PS4zM Don't forget the second part!

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What could've been...

You're terrible at basketball, so that's out. And there's really no good way to get around a crooked baseball toss- if the bottles are weighted you might as well be throwing the battle at a weeble-wobble, and if they're glued then you might as well be throwing at a brick wall. This leaves you with one choice- the BB Gun Shoot.

It's a fairly simple game, in theory- you have a target and your job is to hit as many bullseyes as you can. Of course the aim on the BB gun is purposefully off- most people are able to correct after the first shots, but in order to win you have to make all ten shots bullseyes. This means recon.

You hang back in the crowd, watching disappointed school girls try their luck at winning a prize and soon, your patience is rewarded: The gun you've been spying consistantly fires up and to the left before corrections. Up and to the left.

Up and to the left. Consistantly. After a few more tries you feel confident that you've got it down and approach the professionally excited booth worker. "Come to try your-" You interrupt him by slamming a 500yen note down on the table as you silently pick your weapon. He loads your BBs and you go to work.

Plink. Plink. Plink. One by one your expertly aimed shots- low and to the left to correct for the gun's sights- nail the bullseye, but you remain calm, cool, detached. You are an expert, and as the last BB tears its way through the paper target you silently deposit the gun and point at the bear you want.

The attended really isn't paid enough to be anymore excited than he is. You turn and smile at Miho, handing her the bear. "Here! For your collection!" She blushes and looks down, muttering a thank you.

Yes. Behold Miho. Behold your manly skills. You are a strong, capable mate.

>Back to the parade- don't want to miss the quagafish dance.
>Find crewmates. Boast.
>Other.

>>27596871
>>Back to the parade- don't want to miss the quagafish dance.
This.

>>27596871
>Back to the parade- don't want to miss the quagafish dance.
ahn ahn ahn~

>>27596871
>Back to the parade- don't want to miss the quagafish dance.
lets get this over with in one thread tonight.

>>27596871
>Back to the parade- don't want to miss the quagafish dance.
And Russells finally finds out what the fuck this is.

>>27596871
>Back to the parade- don't want to miss the quagafish dance.

Let's see if Darjeeling somehow turns this into a Chips and Fish dance.
Yeah, I know. Fish and Chips. I'm trying to make it thematically appropriate.

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>>27596871
>Back to the parade- don't want to miss the quagafish dance.

>>27596871
>Back to the parade- don't want to miss the quagafish dance.
Dance, peasants, dance!

>>27596871
>Back to the parade- don't want to miss the quagafish dance.

>>27596871
>Back to the parade- don't want to miss the quagafish dance.

>Yes. Behold Miho. Behold your manly skills. You are a strong, capable mate.
I laughed harder than I should've

>>27596871
>Back to the parade- don't want to miss the quagafish dance.
what the hell even is s quagafish

>>27596871
>go back to the parade
After all the bullshit we went through to make sure that we didn't have to do the clown fish dance, I'll be damned if we end up missing it.

>>27596871
>Back to the parade- don't want to miss the quagafish dance.

>>27596871
>Back to the parade- don't want to miss the quagafish dance.

WOO We done used smarts to woo the girl!

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>>27596869
Stop making me sad

>>27596871
>Back to the parade- don't want to miss the quagafish dance.

Remember, NO INVOLVING OTHERS.

>>27596969
At this point, we just need to settle for friendship with our little fuzzy tank girl.
But yea, I'm bummed too

>>27596871
>Back to the parade- don't want to miss the quagafish dance.
Why is boasting even an option I thought we were being ~secret lovers~ except for our crew and saori and anzu and momo and yuzu

>>27596999
She had a model of a Pershing goddamnit.
Our Pershing.

;_;

>>27597053
We can still hook her up with Black Jack.

>>27597053
To be fair the first time she greeted us was with a nazi salute

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>>27597083
You say it like it's a bad thing.

>>27596871
>Back to the parade- don't want to miss the quagafish dance.

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>>27596871
>Back to the parade- don't want to miss the quagafish dance.

>>27597053
That's why I didn't like it. But I'm also strongly against waffling. Once we locked into a date with Miho, we stick to our guns.

>>27597413
>Mako is flatter than Anzu
such a tragedy

>>27597612

We can always bring up how much of a dick we feel like with Miho and see what she wants to do about it.

She may very well be ok with having a girlfriend too.

>>27597413
what the hell is going on with Erwin's teeth

>>27597643
>Implying there's anything wrong with DFC

Confidence high, you're about to go find another game to destroy when Miho puts a hand on your shoulder. "Anzu's float is coming up soon!" She says, pointing back towards the parade. "Let's go!"

Next time, watergun balloon clown- and there will be a next time! "Alright, let's go!" You say, allowing yourself to be pulled back into the thick crowds. As the crowds thicken, you take the lead, using your size and Americanity to shove through towards the front. You're still more curious about this Barracuda Dance than you probably should be- perhaps because you'd only heard of its horrifying, denigrating embarassment through rumor.

And then you hear it, softly at first, barely above the level of the crowd. The sound of a traditional taiko drum comes first then you hear the whispers above the wind. "Ah-ahah-Ahn. Ah-ahah-ahn. Ah-ahah, Ah-ahah, Ahn Ahn Ahn..." You crane your neck above the crowd, trying to get a view.

And then, there it is. The Anglerfish Dance- odd that you could never get the name right until now- Darjeeling and about a half-dozen other Glorianna girls are standing upon the back of a flatbed truck, dressed in bright-pink leotards with odd-looking hats that seem to mimic the barbell of the dance's namesake and they are dancing around waving their hands about.

You blink. That is the dumbest dance you've ever seen and, as the truck nears you and Miho's position in the crowd, you realise what must be done.

>Do it. We have no shame anyway.
>No! You'll be ruined for marriage.

>>27597690
>>Do it. We have no shame anyway.

Drunken American shenanigans in foreign countries GO!

>>27597690
>No! You'll be ruined for marriage.

>>27597690
>No! You'll be ruined for marriage.
blackjack what r u doin

>>27597690
>No! You'll be ruined for marriage.

>>27597647
Get thee behind me, Satan! Thou art an offence unto me!

>>27597690
>No! You'll be ruined for marriage.
Take out a phone and record this. It'll last longer.

>>27597690
>No! You'll be ruined for marriage.

>>27597690
>Do it. We have no shame anyway.

Let the stupidity begin.

>>27597690
>>No! You'll be ruined for marriage.

>>27597690
>Laugh. Laugh heartily.

>>27597690
>Do it. We have no shame anyway.
Whelp

>>27597690
I say we do it, IF "it" is this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaIjYvIayj0

>>27597690
>No! You'll be ruined for mar- I mean, you have more dignity than that!

>>27597690
>Do it. We have no shame anyway.

We made them go through it with our bet, should we show no less bravery than they do now?

Rolled 17 + 5

>>27597690
>Do it. We have no shame anyway.

>>27597690
>No! You'll be ruined for marriage.
Cue Russels' internal monologue about how he's turning japanese

>>27597690
>No! You'll be ruined for marriage.
No

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>>27597690
>No! You'll be ruined for marriage.
Also climbing onto a moving float in the middle of a parade to do a stupid dance in front of our girlfriend is just

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>>27597690
>>Do it. We have no shame anyway.

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>>27596871
>Back to the parade- don't want to miss the quagafish dance.
You mean the crayfish dance right?

>Find crewmates. Boast.
Backfires, turns out Rose won all the prizes already.

>>27597690
>No! You'll be ruined for marriage.

>>27597690
>>No! You'll be ruined for marriage.

>>27597690
>DO IT

AN EAGLE CRIES A SINGLE TEAR AS F-16S ROAR IVERHEAD AND THE STAR-SPANGLED BANNER BLARES

>>27597813
slooooowwwww

>>27597813
A bit late there aren't you?
>>27597690
>No! You'll be ruined for marriage.

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>>27597690
>Do it. We have no shame anyway.
Satin guide my cock.

>>27597690
Do it! Do it for Captain America!

>>27597813
Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering Panzer; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee.

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>>27597690
>No! You'll be ruined for marriage.

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>>27597690

Time for beefcake.

Leh do et.

>>27597690
>NOPE NOPE NOPE

Let the happening happen

>>27597690
>No! You'll be ruined for marriage.

Maho will see us, then she'll rip our balls off.

>>27597690
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGNiXGX2nLU

>>27598025
Maho is not here yet. at least, she shouldn't be.

>>27597891
"I wish I could rewrite my every deed and kill you with my first breath instead of my last."

>>27598025
>Maho will see us, then she'll rip our balls off.

And also, this will be recorded and the rest of the tournament will start with the enemy commanders commenting on our first meeting, "So you're that guy who did that silly dance in front of all those people?"

>>27597690
>Do it. We have no shame anyway.
In order to have the best dance party in the world, all you have to do is...
DANCE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vhf5cuXiLTA

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>>27598077

>>27598063
>"So you're that guy who did that silly dance in front of all those people?"
You're goddamn right we are

>>27597690
>>No! You'll be ruined for marriage.
>>No! You'll be ruined for marriage.
>>No! You'll be ruined for marriage.
>>No! You'll be ruined for marriage.
>>No! You'll be ruined for marriage.

no.

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>>27597690
>No! This is a bad idea.
We really shouldn't.

>>27597690
>>No! You'll be ruined for marriage.
Can we limit the shenanigans for *one* thread, please?

>>27598211
no. this is /tg/, remember

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>>27597690
>>Do it. We have no shame anyway.

>>27598211
dates are the perfect time for shenanigans. It probably also explains why I've never made it past the first date with girls before...

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Sure is samefaggy in here again.

>>27598307

No shit.

>>27597690
>Do it. We have no shame anyway.
Do the thing that must be done. Regret nothing.

>>27597690
>No! You'll be ruined for marriage.

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>>27598211

>>27597690
>Do it. We have no shame anyway.
This is /tg/.
There was only ever one choice.

BlackJack, oh BlackJack, where are thou?

>>27598629
did...did we win?

>>27598686

Maybe. Or the WoT match he's in could be taking longer than he thought.

>>27598729
Or he could be trying for that 50,000 xp in 24 hours.

You step forward, egged on by internal bravado and the urge to do stupid, embarassing things to show off to a girl. And your senses come back to you. Hell no. HELL NO. Why the hell would you ever want to jump onto a moving float and do quite possible the stupidest dance you'd seen since the Macarena. You're already a badass tank commander- you've got nothing to prove.

Besides, what sort of moron would volunteer for something so demeaning?

As you think this, the music and dancing stops, as if on cue. You're roused from your thoughts as you look up to see that the Glorianna girls have gathered together in the middle of the float- you see something moving up from a compartment amongst them.

"What's happening?" Miho says, as confused as you are. "The music stopped." As you both watch, the crowd of Darjeeling's tank team slowly back away from the new center-piece to their dance.

"Oh God." You say, a feeling of horror, embarassment, amazement and wonder rising in your voice. "Oh my God..." As you watch, you see your radioman, dressed in a Salmon-colored tuxedo, carrying a short cane and wearing, to top it all off, a salmon-colored bowler hat complete with a Angerfish's barbell. He walks among the girls of Glorianna, bidding them to stand behind him.

And he dances. Oh, he dances with gusto and enthusiasm as the music starts back. You look up towards the taiko drum at the front of the float and, for a moment, make eye contact with Anzu. You sigh- you knew it had been too easy, far too easy.

"Goddammit, Patrick."

NEXT TIME ON GIRLS UND PANZER QUEST...

>TIMESKIP HOOOOO!
>We have trained. We have prepared.
>Things get a little... bit... FREEDOM.

>>27598792
NEXT TIME

>>27598792
>salmon coloured suit

>>27598816
MURRICA! FUCK YEAH!

COMIN AGAIN TO SAVE TEH MUTHERFUCKING DAY YEAH!

>>27598816

Girls und Panzer Quest will return Sunday at 5-6PM PST.

Follow me on twitter to find out for schedule changes and to find out when the thread goes live!

https://twitter.com/BlackJackGuPQ

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>>27598792
I am ok with this
>>27598816
>>TIMESKIP HOOOOO!
>>We have trained. We have prepared.
>>Things get a little... bit... FREEDOM.
YES

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>>27598816

TIME FOR BEST GIRL!

>>27598833

Er, Monday. Meant Monday. It returns Monday.

>>27598833
Sunday as in tomorrow? Or, today I mean.

>>27598833
HA HA TIME FOR FREEEDOM

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>>27598849
Too late, sunday it is.

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>>27598816

WOOOOOOOT!

ABOUT GODDAMNED TIME!

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HONK HONK TIME FOR FREEDOM!


I'm imagining Russels tearfully singing the Star-Spangled Banner when he sees Saunders' field kitchen and cheerleaders, because AMERICA.